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October Edition By Marie Sirenko

Hi everyone! Yay! We’re in the month of Halloween-October! The monthly animal is a black cat. Here’s a question for you from me: What are you going to be for Halloween this year? There are so many possibilities, and I want to hear yours! Write it on the back. Oh, and have fun Trick-or-Treating!

Ahhhh!A talking pumpkin!Hi! What are you

being for Halloween?

Month Info PageHey everyone! Welcome to the month of:

Which is in the season of:

Some holidays and facts about October:

The…Gemstone is an OpalFlower is a Calendula

-It’s when you go Trick-or-Treating

And get lots of candy

Crazy MarieMarie’s Halloween Quiz

Hey everyone! I’m back with another quiz! It’s been long since I had one… Anyway!:

1. What will you be for Halloween? A. Something normal… a vampire, werewolf, or something like that… B. Uh… a toothbrush! C. Wait, what is Mr. Ugly going to be again?

2. Where will you trick-or-treat?

A. Some nice neighborhood B. The middle of nowhere! Maybe the creepy critters will give you some treats C. Mr. Ugly’s dump!

3. What will you do with your candy?

A. Uh… eat it? What else? B. Throw it away! You need to be healthy, right? C. Why not just munch on some trash? Mmm…

Marie’s Misadventures of the Night

My Dream

So… I went off to bed at 9:30 as usual, but our neighbors were playing the radio REALLY loudly, and I couldn’t fall asleep. So I sat up and read for a bit. At about 10:00, they quieted the music. So I tried to fall asleep again. But then guess what? Some dogs started barking. It was really annoying. But despite the barks, I finally fell asleep.About an hour later, I woke up to a bloody nose. I stayed up for about an hour and a half with that. When I finally went back to bed, AN OWL STARTED HOOTING REALLY LOUDLY. What the unicorn! I barely had any sleep that night. -.-

In my dream, this ballerina was dancing around on a donut, and she said that the sky was falling. But then the sky really did fall. Then we were trapped under the sky blanket… and then this bird slapped me in the face and told me to wake up.

Dear Mr. Ugly,Dear Mr. Ugly, What are you going to be for Halloween?From,Sophia Hinton

Dear Sophia, Uh… I’m probably going to be a trash can. Or a recycling can. That’s more eco-friendly I guess.From Mr. Ugly

Dear Mr. Ugly, What game should we play at my Halloween party?From,Oksana Sirenko

Dear Oksana, Ooh! I know! I know! You can make a trash treasure hunt! That would be fun! And let them keep trash as a prize, too.From Mr. Ugly

Do you have any questions for Mr. Ugly?Write them on the back in the Mr. Ugly slot!

Dear Mr. Ugly, Should I curl my hair for my monster costume?From,Kelly McGuigan

Dear Kelly, No, you shouldn’t curl it. You can stick goo and trash in your hair… And you’d look so pretty! From Mr. Ugly

Sandie’s Blog

Hey guys! Sandie here. And guess what? I have another problem -.- (surprise, surprise…) So, there’s this scary thing… In my house… It makes loud noises, AND IT SUCKS UP THINGS!!! AHH!!! The hoomins use it to clean… but WHAT IF IT SUCKS ME UP??? I’m scared. It sleeps in the closet, and I feel it watching me… *shudders* I bark at it when it comes out, but it swallows my barks with this awful, loud noise THAT HURTS MY EARS!!! My ears are VERY sensitive. I’m super scared of it. What do I do??? Help!

Posted by SandieRocks on Friday, October 26, 2012

Zuni123 said:Uh… Sandie? I think you’ve just discovered the vacuum cleaner. Don’t worry about it. It doesn’t do anything bad…

SandieRocks replied:Aaah! Vacuum! What a treacherous name! It really scares me…

PeeweeChihuahua said:OMG A VACUUM CLEANER THOSE ARE THE BEST!!! My hoomins have one. I named her Betty. She’s my BFF! :DSandieRocks replied:I don’t think you’re right in the head.

Reply to Sandie on the back in the ‘Sandie’s Blog’ Slot! DO IT NOW!!!!!!!

Weird Page

Which one is your

favorite?

Go ahead and write it on the back in the ‘Fav. Picture’ slot. NOW!

Other PageBreaking News:

Sandie Heads for New York

Snacks… How Amazing…

Beware, New Yorkians, Sandie is coming out for you! She has passed the bottom of the east coast, and is heading for New York! The monstrous Sandie storm is terrifying! The mayor has sent quite a few of warnings. I hope you all have prepared, because Sandie is happy to attack. MWAHAHAHA!P.S. If you didn’t get it, I’m talking about Hurricane Sandy…

Don’t you think that T.V. commercials waaaaaaay overestimate how fun snacks are to us? I mean, in commercials people skip around in joy just because they got a bag of potato chips. And they start singing. And dancing. Really? Wow… ;)

Andrew’s Code breaking: Nato Code

Alfa = ABravo=B Charlie=C Delta=DEcho=E Foxtrot=FGolf=GHotel=HIndia=IJuliet=J Kilo=KLima=LMike=MNovember=N

You will learn the NATO code, the official military word code. The trick when reading it or listening, listen to the first letter of each word. The alphabet is along the side and your challenge is in the middle. Good luck cracking the code! ~by Andrew

Oscar=OPapa=PQuebec=QRomeo=RSierra=STango=TUniform=UVictor=VWhiskey=WX-ray=XY=YankeeZ=Zulu

HOTEL ALFA PAPA PAPA YANKEE HOTEL ALFA LIMA LIMA OSCAR WHISKEY ECHO ECHO NOVEMBER HOTEL ALFA VICTOR ECHO FOXTROT UNIFORM NOVEMBER FOXTROT ROMEO OSCAR MIKE TANGO HOTEL ECHO FOXTROT UNIFORM NOVEMBER NOVEMBER YANKEE MIKE ALFA GOLF ALFA ZULU INDIA NOVEMBER ECHO

Write your Answer:________________________________________________________________________

AWNSER: HAPPY HALLOWEEN HAVE FUN FROM THE FUNNY MAGAZINE

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Jamie There once lived shark named Fluffy. No one ever played with Fluffy, and he was sad. But one day, a fish named Spooks came up to him and asked him to play with her. Fluffy happily said yes and they played ALL day. Spooks and Fluffy had lots of fun. The next day, Fluffy was VERY hungry and he didn't’t have anything to eat… so… erm… he ate Spooks. He felt very sad after that. Spooks lived happily ever after in Fluffy’s tummy. THE END!!!

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BobI have a little problem for you: You have three things with you; a wolf, a goat, and cabbage. You come by a river, and you have a small boat. You can carry one thing on the boat at a time. The thing is: if you leave the goat and the cabbage, the goat will eat it. If you leave the wolf and goat, the wolf will eat the goat. Same thing with the other side of the river. How would you get them across?

Answer: Bring the goat over, then the cabbage, bring the goat back, bring the wolf over, go back and get the goat, and there you have it! Submitted Page

NEW!

Name:_____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Catherine LangeTitle: Hairy, the Story of Human EvolutionHairy is ape. Hairy is VERY hairy. Hairy is sad.Hairy is human-ape. Not as hairy. Still sad.Hairy is almost human. Hairy misses hair.Hairy is human! Hairy is not very hairy. Hairy Happy!

You can submit stories too!Just write them on the back,

and they’ll appear here!

P.S. the first two ones were made up

Name:_____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Rose CassidyTitle: Why Car Commercials are so Boring Car commercials are so boring because… well, they just are! They show a BORING car, and then this guy with a BORING accent says so many BORING facts about it. I’d rather watch the weather channel than a boring car commercial!

Drawings & ComicsComic: “Snurpy and his Bone”

By Marie Sirenko NOTE: Yes, I made this ALL by myself.

Comic: “Fail Hunter”

By Marie Sirenko NOTE: Yes, I made this ALL by myself too.

EditorialI think it’s about time we’ve made an editorial. And editorial is when people write questions & suggestions and someone answers them! Ditzy the cat will be answering You should make a submitted section in The Funny Magazine. ~Andrew SirenkoWell, we already thought of that. And we made one. And I get to help! Ha. Haha. Hahahahahahaha. HAHAHA. MWAHAHA! MWAHA-Okay, I’ll stop now.

Why didn’t you have a September Funny Magazine? We missed it ~LOTSOFPEOPLEMarie says that she was busy. She’s thinking about doing The Funny Magazine every other month. Probably won’t, though. DON’T PRESSURE US!!! >:(

Can you make the monthly animal a kangaroo next month? ~Yuri SirenkoUh… Maybe. I’ll ask Marie. Since we did a turkey last November, I guess we could…

Hi, Ditzy! What do you look like? ~Rose CassidyUh… I look like this this

*sigh* Can we get another editorial person? I don’t like cats. ~SandieYou do realize I’m reading this, right? *growls*

Fun PageDirections: It seems that Shady the black cat got lost while trick-or-treating! Help him find his way home!

Start

Finish

Yay! Here’s

his house!

Do you have replies to anything? Write it over here!

Name:______________Now rip it out and give it to Marie! (5-1)

Dear Mr. Ugly,

From:

Dear Sandie,____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________From:Fav. Picture:_______________

Costume:________________

Story (Aww, please? I really need some!) :________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________I COMAND YOU TO LOOK ON THE BACK NOW…

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Continue Story…__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________Suggestions & Ideas for Ditzy’s Editorial…_________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________Thank you! These really help ~MariePLEASE DO NOT DISTRIBUTE!!! I HAVE ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE, JUST ASK ME FOR AN EXTRA!!!(Yes, that means not sharing unless I don’t have any left!)