1L- i a t y t i The EvenInt Wor1s 3 Home Ma aznee Monday Svenlraj MarcH 12 19oo 1 Tih OUR ANIMAL DEPARTMENT I t t By Roy L McCardell we arc open again bright and early Mon ¬ i t HERE And we will keep out own Anima Uo I open all day and also every other b lay If we feel like It as we promised y Y We must again remind our numerous friends and 1 correspondents that they must refrain from sending + r i t us to print us long communications if they expect 1 r them We received A Dogs Tale from one Bob that had nothing In common with the signature Cut It short Bob Mr John Haines suns resigned rm from the Presidency of the S P C A and It Is rumored that he will start a humane society of his own The report that he will take charge of our MAs Y Animal Department we desire to deny Editor AnIma Department- You ask about our animal friends and our friends Who are animals Does this Include lobsters I have a friend who Is a lobster a very ehell fish one LADY FRIEND Editor Animal Department- I I know a lady who wears a live weasel around her neck aa a cravat roes this come under the head of live stock The animal I am fondest I I of Is a nice little pony of brandy I have a friend who prefers a hogshead of beer but my motto Is Whole hog orlIone- CHESTER WEINSTEN Brooklyn Editor Animal Department Kiplings poems contain some surprising Information about Africa and animals In his poem FuzzyWuzzy ho accuses the Soudanese of locking the horses of British soldiers Are there pawnshops In the Soudan l CONSTANT READER Editor Animal Department My husband came home last night with a lime case of snakes I Sincerely wish he would or could get rid of them as It Is making talk among the neighbors Is there any way I can get my husband to bring Ills case of snakes to your Animal Department- MRS JAMES JAMES Brook av Bronx Answer There Is NOT Editor Animal Department- I picked up a volume of poetry the other day Longfellow I think Raid saw some verses headed The Hanging of the Crane Will you tell do what right Longfellow had to hang a crane- SIEMEER AUDUBON SOOIETY AnswerHe had a poetic license Editor Animal Department Thank you so much for your Interest In our animal friends and our friends who are animals Why cant you keep the Animal Department a rery dny Also please tell mo why It la that women who are so rtraJd of mice do not hesitate to wear rats In their hats JANETH ELDRIDGE Jersey City Editor Animal Department Here Is a poem about cats I want to try on the dog Heres to the cat who humps her back When the dogs come growling rounll She starts to scratch and scatters the batch r And then shes off with a bound I- I I am very fond of cats and cards Regarding the latter I do not pity myself but I take good care that the kitty Is fed- HARLEM 1 HOUSEWIFE fltAkT91 MOHtPA6 fOr WOMW t edited by GreeleyiithX- s BY THE FIRE ALONE- By NIxola GreeleySmlth r Dear Jfta OrcelejvSmUh TAM moat unhappy I am a woman full of life and TttaBty enjoying to th fullest It I have half a ohanoe II husband spends five L 25S1out of soven at the club The remaining two he stays homo is not constituted solitaire and retiree at 930 oclock This condition of affairs argument When to make me amiable and sweet and this Is used as an me to any reference Is made to his going out He never takes money I tthftltJci wlsen tact any wfcero at all Ho gives me he wants to enjoy himself he goes out alone ays a Jnm boys tromons tend plane la home I raised a fine family of ohll two and ahe l girls ono little gIrl b at with me- t very buqy every evening with her lessons Do trv end help me ALICE SIT BY THE FIR- EMy Dear AliceYou mate me feel very foolish Tie prospect of giving you advice a proceeding I am not In the least qualified for appalls Ot course you have reason to be unhappy But diag- nosis ¬ Is easier than successful prescription and Its very difficult ti tell you what to do To be happy It Is absolutely exsenUal to have a t The Ihopplost women are those who make hobbles of their husbands and homes But apparently your husband Is not I even raw material for the purpose Conventional + counsel of course makes It necessary to tell you to centra your thoughts and time In your little girl But I know you will have a great many thoughts and mudi time lets over And tho question is what to So with them In the matter of theatres you should Insist on going If your husband wont take you go wIth your little girl or some other woman Develop a tad of some kind collect books or lens or old furniture or pewter or Japanese prints You may bs- Obla to writs something worth while It would Interest you to try at any rate ITou have the world of clubs of sports of artistic or literary endeavor before trou Possibly If your husband finds you are becoming less dependent on him bo trill become more dependent on you Every man has something that It Interests him to talk about Your hus- band ¬ Is no exception You read newspapers I know But do you sad newsT- CSfii you talk about It Intelligently 2 ° r Is better to quarrel with a man titan to let Mm lapse Into the state of tmDtfonaJ coma wherein your husband seem contentedly exist I read a lecture lOt Sir Frederick Troves on the beneflcence of disease the otter day In wWtfh He aid that for a long time Inflammation About a wound was regarded as I Hangemus end tajurfouo but that It twos now known that It was a magnificent struggle of nature to resist tho Invasion of poison by developing an antitoxin I In On blood and that peritonitis InstwxJd of being the ally of HmXb Is the only I ICbing that saves any case of appendicitis from being fate j Domestic quarrels care a mental peritonitis anger the violent Inflammation l wf th1 mind that anreits and localizes the poisons of coldness and hatred that Uetrust engenders v It Is better for husband or wife violently and ffectlveUy to rebel against lionestlo oppression than to endure It in the cold unsmiling silence that Is the Lt plow death of love 1fF course some man Is going to wrJU to mo laying that I advlsp women to quarrel with their husbands I dont I say merely that love In rebellion la better than submissive scorn Alloejpt by the Fire cant you make the are so attractive that your hus I fjana wUl wont to sit by It too and see In Its glowing timbers a hundred tender and Brvroet memortea of the days you have lived with ono another or If these have been aa unhappy aa you think a hundred hopes of the better daya to be Iii TrU anyway and It you fall build yourself new mansion In your own tt0Y1 and tit by their flits In pea- ceHEALTH T AND BEAUTY- By + s Margaret Hubbard Ayer i For the Breath t LFor the J breath use this v tooth wash otter each meal I ivnshlng off the ongue as well Pho- nic ¬ add i gram w bode acid 25 grams k thymol In crystals 5Q centigram es- sence ¬ b of mentha 30 drops tincture of i5 antee 10 grams dis- tilled ¬ water S pints lUnse the mouth awftQlth ab- I wM gquWile Uat ToruseIii4p 1ro lODe 1Wt lootb teats to- s J < Groasy Face 1C H RFor a greasy face use MRS ptuosphate of ooda and try this lotion for an oily skin Where the olllne s of the skin Is excessive the fol- lowing ¬ lotion applied two or three times daily Is excellent Sulphate of zlno 2 grains compound tincture of lavender ti drove water 1 ounce Fine Hair and Coarse NXIOUS MAYIt ts perfectly safe A to pull out the coarse hairs of the taco but not advisable to Use tha treatment tot the Vno hairs IrtHYO them alon- eThinner with Age L RtlJ1o tee dpnoy U for the i Sips ohefa0Arfq le > RhtiQa 5I4- S M h ttp5n tfm yrlaoleYotm iof < THE MOLLY q G B R LS THE Y Will By George McMan- usI I Wit > H I ILL JUST n COULD GO 1 r sfir YESIF SOME CALL ON THE TO THE THEATRE J 4 ONE WOULD JOLLV G L TONIGHT 1 ONLY 1I- rySYEAO OF T- 40m47 l He t THEATRE ILL SAVE MONEY i n ti THAT WAY 1 e I WELL wen 7 HE Nev1R WE WERE JUST I AWFULLY SAW TWO f SPEAKINOF YOU 1 ISTTiAT lIAND OM MEN LOOK 50 MOR E ALIKE + HOwbe i p C a b- DO 7 Sr t rYES WAS I JUT INGH0 a- LIKE u r MUCH YOU LOOK THE LEADING NAN AT THE 5 OPERA HOUSE I i d 1c tlj- k hei7r lr- e 4 GIRIS OH HUCH i pONT T HEY SAYTtiAT THAT SO LOOK tIKE HIM Af000 SHOW WOUIf e c KIND t I WONDER WHAT- EVER TOO WOULD 13H GRANp s OF YOU POSSEJSED MC TO TAKE 1 You Like T- ONO < O THEM o f 1 1 a 4fl7 N a- if 1411 rm lOr 0 r 1tQJkW lfII c j Z f Devised Illustrnted grid 13y Walt eDo aU CopyrIght by Walt 3tcDo ll r tr t- I 1 II k l t r = vl 1 I BGAV 1 utu s o- p vtNISKN t j r ROAST 1 t cNiacr + Y o a o try M1bl 1 DUCKLLGY O 1 < sqj OI 1 Tuinl D 0 0 I- e noun a e0 0 Os- y 0 1 IAMB os a 0 i 0 e Loo 0 CMO S 7 r e T a- Ii f fa I ycoosE I t lj Y 1 e f i war m tl iROG- SKGS a 11 h t q + t- 14 i- tl y b i I f- OlATt rt l I r- S 1 Mw 1 i j- h l Q d Mayrs fi WW 31N INYali- r we atl1 elm S011eeT fat pr6d ii- r OUGAI 13 THK ZOO LITERARY CIRCLE STRIKES A SNAG + + + This Log Was Kept by Noahs Third Son JAPHET and IB Her Turned Into Versified Vernacular by ALBERT PAY80N TERHUNE + + a March 12 231S B C TODAY the Zoo set tip a clatter JL they had no reading matter We searched but found trod none to spare Save one old Bummer HJloffareS- hciH 3 took that to the waiting crowd The Cow began to read aloud Out ere shed got onequarter throughBETTYS BALM FOR LOVERS All perplexed young people can ob- tain ¬ expert advice on their tangled love by writing Betty Let- ter for her be addressed to BETTY E renlnc World PostOffice box 13S4 New York He Threw a Fob Dear Betty HAYIS been In steady company With a tnrtfoc year I and her uoon8 did not llre Slid one evening I went MO her and in my bad ttmp took from my pocket a wbleh I se an and out BMcfr > II There was wild rovahhouse In the Zoo She cached the item FIlled lice Ind raised loud tearful moos of grief InJ every beast thats good to cat Wept atIt heard itself carted Meatl The tigers crocodiles and snakes Fin joyed the others groans and shakes And guyed their anguished screams of dread Wheneer their names and price wus rtaa At last they raised so fierce a din That 1a got mad and butted In Look here he yelled youll take no harm scare Is a false alarm I her very mad and also her father and I mother I apologized and her father said ho was sorry to see my temper would irot the best of me so easily but the girl still teals very mad no 11 + comp to t n and she know Iy love- Ml I realty do wHl you ten ma wtat tI > cIo W M S pig tailglt iAf Mxi 38 if ittti ii t To ease your nerves lust let me state All food thats strictly uptodate Its never whats its claimed to be Doo Wileys my authorltee Lamb chops are Innocent of lamb 11am sandwiches are shy on ham Sausages are devoid of hop And frogs legs neer adorned a frog Jig chemical rc earch tee find That folk who used to cat your kind Now cat Instead with manner placid Doran and salyclltc acid The Zoo calms doicn and Pa wink slyly And mutters GOOD old Dr Wllcyl For further details see Wednesdays Evening World 1 8 I are If that does no good try being at- tentive ¬ to another girl Charlotte Was a tarried Lady DIAl Bitty a young man twentythree years JAM goIng with a young 1y eighteen and love more words con tell When first we wero tfolnsr together she was of a verv Jollv diwoosltlon but lately she has been rut the have asked her several OM tin of It Rt lust she pave In To make the tory- ca mitiTr M Mirttta wamtB her 3tit k husband bolnc out West two months I and he line sent for her If you only knew mv Xeallncrs I am trvlnir my best to brave It out but It seems Impossible I re- TAl but I must Aav she L a coed girt and iilntU3 speaks well ot everybody The last her StOIIIJ she did not see how she could ro ED Let her eo by toe flnt expr M Lt cle r3 LE i an- dSfof 014gM 1 Ute Thecth 4 the poor plnttn One by one PITY are falling by the wayside Journey lu sew York Is a- lone one when it Is undertaken on nme less and tho list of plays that are weak In the knees grows dally Mlz- poJh Is the latest unfortunate It will give up the struggle at Boston on Sat- urday ¬ night According to report Mrs Ella Wheeler Wllcoxa treatment of the biblical story tailed to Inspire reverence and for once her poetic muse seems to have suffered with cold feet And so It ccmro to mass that Instead of May the Lord watoh between thee and no It Is a ease of Frohman watching between New York and Mrs Wilcox Mr Frohman has no reason to BUT Mlzpah and La Marseillaise are the only hilt production that have failed to live iy to his expcctotlons Ho will have no more productions hero this season Un- less he should decide to brinG in W II Crane with a new play for a spring engagement William Gillette wns to have come but ho Is doing so well with his tuberculosis play on tho road that dance will not be ICon here until next seaso- nS EVETIAL managers encouraged by the Jmmonse success of Mr Kopkln son are on the lookout for forces and next season will probably witness a general revival of that form of enter- tainment ¬ The prosperity that Is at- tending ¬ The Mountain Climber and The Kmbaasy Ball turd to strengthen the belief that the taste of the theatre going public has turned In the direction of farce Charleys Aunt Is now In rehearsal for early production at the Manhattan Theatre I Dmmatlc Circle of the Alli ¬ THIS Francalte assisted by Mr of Earls will give two plays at thn Carnegie Lyceum on Fri tiny and Saturday evenings of next week The lass a oneact comedy- In verse by Theodore de BanvlIe will be followed liy a threeact piny Dis- appeared by Alexandre Blsnon and Andre Bylvnne Bonhalror gory troupe of TIT Ulsley acrobats Is ono of the tlons of the circus tourna- ment ¬ ut the Hippodrome I Tinso acro- bats ¬ have appeared before several Buro penn monarchs and Emperor Francis Joseph of Austria nftor witnessing their pepformpjice presented the hRod of the troupe wlh nn autographed photo- graph ¬ George Honhalr who has trained his associates In tho act Is the under stander In a fourhigh exhibition which no set of acrobats has ever du ¬ plicated Ha sustains on his feet and hands an aggregate weight of CIJ pounds Augustus a seventeenyearolil boy who stands erect and unconcerned at the top of the row has the reputa Habit Was Too Strong force of old associations ns TUB Beverly learned one Sun ¬ morning Is something against whtoh to be on guard After thirty years of service as a railroad man chiefly In the capacity of conductor Beverly had retired and was spending- his days quietly in his native town Just after he had taken his accus- tomed ¬ seat one morning In church IIP was requested to perform tho dut of mn absent deacon by assisting In taking Cake Nil cupful of sugar creamed with 2 U of melted butter I cupful of milk with a of cornstarch dissolved In It u little less than 131 cupfuli of flour with 2 of baking powder Use Judgment In regard to Hour Gems cupful of oatmeal soaked over In one cupful of water In morning add one cupful ot sour milk one cupful of JUT of soda half salt one of malted tlon of being the champion boy nero bat of the world e H proprietor of JOHN Grand Is deter ¬ to rid that theatre of the speculator nuisance and lias begun an active campaign against the sidewalk vender Four large signs Informing F patrons that tickets bought on the fe street will be refused at the doors have been placed In front of the Eighth ave- nue ¬ x and the street en- trances ¬ and a man with a giant mega- phone ¬ shouts tho warning that persons purchasing tickets of speculators will be followed to the door and refused ad- mission ¬ f The Grand makes + Its bid for patronage by offering Broad- way ¬ successes for 31 75 and CO cents but with speculators exacting from 1153 to 250 for Jl tickets Mr Springer re ¬ alized that his patrons were being Im- posed ¬ upon henco his decision to make d war upon the speculators > t embracing the 1 talent of most of the stars now appearing In Now York will be given at the Broadway Theatro on Thursday afternoon for the benefit of S the New York Homo for Destitute tf Crippled Children Mrs A L Er anger tha president of tha home has enlisted on the committee In charge of the affair Managers Charles Surnham George C Tyler Sam H 1 Harris A W Plngrvajl Wllllim A Brady Mnro Claw William Harris 1 Frank McKee Joseph Brooks and A L Erlnnffjr They In turn have Ii agreed to have a programme of celeb- rities ¬ l such ns has not ben brought y together on a New York stage In years 1 A tTICAOO irrs tnrDivn Into n state of C wild excitement last week by the asroca8rcnt that Arnod Daly hail decUlfil it should fiavo Mrs War- rens ¬ 1 Profession nut it wan a false alarm anl flumps qule ell down when 1 the Tribune came out with this Interest- ing ¬ F made In yester- day ¬ mornings Tribune to the effect that Mrs Warrens Profession would be presented at the Onrrlck Tlheatre to nljriit by Mr Daly and his company 4- irssas founded It renege upon nn error 11 Tnofdny pvenrg Just bo fore going to parts H postal rani supposedly from Mm Gnrrlek mnnisraipnt ins received- ami being ncccnt as hang title the 1 Information It contvned was made nilillc It was dlnpivnred yesterday that no one oonnectsj with tho or with Mr Dalys com play knew concerning the sending of this card It evidently was the work of 53me lover of a practical Joke rho may have now the satlsfac lion of Icncxnliis that his joke proved successful So lour as the unpleasant 3 I play of Mr Shaws Is not to be forced i upon us wo err content W U 1i up the rollpcllon He was nrneeedlng i along tho aisle with the plate when half way down the aisle he came to the Atkinson pow slY the Youths Companion On this mornIng Mrs Atkinsons Uncle Hnnr y who happened to nit next the aisle had dropped off Into a pleasant little nap WhPti Jloverly esnlpil the old man ho dotted the demeanor ti the place and Jn a twInlcllnT l liecnme otllclal He tapped the sleeping man on the nhoulder Ticket please ho demanded sharp¬ ly and audibly 1 HINTS FOR THE HOME I1 Eggless Feather tablespoonfuls tablespoonful toaapoonfuli Oatmeal ONE threequarters tablespoonful tablespoon- ful tablespoonful SPRINGER OperaHouse Twentythird OperaHouse i- jA PERFORMANCE explanation- The announcement jQarrlcIt anything CIIAlUiES DAUNTOX dccjronsly I unconsciously butter two tablespoonfuls of sugar Mix and bake In hot Jbuttcred gem- pans If too moist add a little moro flour One cup of sweet mill and ono teaspoonful of baking powder can be used Instead of sour milk and scJa 9 t Cherry Pudding i IX together 2 cupfuls f flour 2 I M teaspoonfuls of baking powder 2- tablcnpoon fills of sugar and milk enough for a soft dough Butter tea- cups ¬ and drop In a little dough souno cherries then dough enough to half fill r tar cur Steam for an hour Serve wllli any hind of sauce or sweetened 9 cream 1 May Mantons Daily Fashions i Is a certain THERE about a 1 waist that renders H eminently attractive and always Oo be desired This one I Is absolutely simple r s- At the sm time It toaks a moat grace tui effect and would be charmlni to anY- one of the light weKbit- chltron materiala or fashionable are so that 13 made e- of tt AS ehowa do- Ina 1 combed wIth oh an vaepaleaaee Germ among the l i but lace rrtanY- etlks eat are a gI- Cpltton cloth r fabrIc + DovolYF and Px- fs alwaYS ma- tllere IBar uo a OIC and lR f sir uerlal gal tsm1- 1ttddtloa to the fabttcs those tar wool cotton and f- IttoR ot sll1t aDd are 1 and i x silk to be oom t tnmU all the t ass mended mousse u tar wen veS an d grOll a lines ezti q being lnOS t yonally lovelyof mil terlal The d for she roq r 41d Is medium S za2 yards 27 i yudS yards t4 inches t or 2 8 yards 1 wide and 3 lace of nI over to z Insertion ynnla- make of + as J j 608 l cut pullers a 32 34 36 adzes In S3 and to Inch bust Round Yoke WaIstPattern No 5208- usu i a measure or send by mall to THE BVBOTNO WORLD MAr MAN San t TON FASHION DUBKAU Ho n West Iw ntytah4 eec Nee obtain I iorte Bend tea cents In coin or stamps for taca Rita oraerea SUm 0TANTWrite yoor lULma sad rddroas piatnr asd W Patterns wits Pcr lItH wantedB- SIin J I j d 4I JYs i < I4 At