The Coward and the The Jean Stock

Once there was a man named Bill who was a coward. He

had a gardener named Tom. Bill told Tom to go and get

some beans, for tomorrows dinner. So Tom went of to

find some beans. On the way to the market he saw a

midget. The midget said “would you like

Some magic beans?” They will grow to be the finest

beans in the land”. The midget was thinking in side of his

head something different then what he had just said. So

tom goes

home with the beans and plants them excitedly.

The next morning tom woke up and went to check him

beans. He didn’t believe his eyes! There, standing before

him, was the largest beanstalk he had ever seen he has seen

a lot of beanstalks before). Bill comes out,

he sees it, Tom says “do not climb up this beanstalk or go

near it”. Then bill says “would

not even think of it”. But Bill was thinking that he needed

to get up there weather tom likes it or not. Tom says “ I’m

going to get an ax to cut this down so what ever’s up there

can’t get down”. Then Tom leaves. Bill says “finally I get

to go up” and that is exactly what he did.

When he got up there, he said “why didn’t Tom tell me

this was a jean store” ( his other jeans broke because he

gained a little bit since last time he went to get new

jeans). Bill walks in the store. Its dark and creepy, he’s

sweating.( he should have put deodorant on.) BANG!!!!

The lights come on and there standing before him was a

giant witch. She was the ugliest thing he had ever seen.

The witch asked Bill “can I help you? Bill, trying to

sound brave said “I need a pair of jeans.” But the witch

said “why don’t you come and have some cookies with

me?” Bill says “um, sure, what kind?” She said

“Gingerbread , your favorite I bet.” Bill said “ugh no

way, ( sounding enthusiastic ) “ohh look here is my size, I

am going down to change. Be back up in a few minutes.

”He climbs down, tries them on they fit! So he grabs some money and writes a note to Tom climbed

the bean stalk! Meanwhile Tom comes back with the ax and finds the note. Tom is ashamed. Then

Tom goes up the beanstalk and brings coffee. There is a legend that if you on a witch she turns into

a poodle. While Tom was climbing up, Bill was sitting in a pot eating a chocolate chip cookie, while

getting salt and pepper put on him.

Then Tom comes in the kitchen with a brave face and a cup of coffee. Suddenly Tom dumps the

coffee on the witch . She says “how could you do such a thing ? what did I ever do to you? Woof

woof . They take her to the salon and dye her hair pink and give her a purple bow and name her

Coco (after the chocolate chip cookies!) THE END!!! P.S They lived happily ever after!