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Andy RideoutAndy RideoutA Multimedia Work of Nonfiction

By Ty… The Brother With Hair.

He started out He started out kinda’ chubby…kinda’ chubby…

And not And not exactly a exactly a looker.looker.

Mama loved himMama loved himanyway…anyway…

He did

get a

lil’

bit

cuter.

He’s He’s alwaysalwayshad a bit of had a bit of troubletroublekeeping his keeping his pants on.pants on.

He usually

had a good

time…

with or without

pants.

(Thanks to his awesome siblings)(Thanks to his awesome siblings)

His life at home was His life at home was pretty good in the pretty good in the earliest years…earliest years…

Andy needed weekly Andy needed weekly electroshock therapy electroshock therapy

for disciplinary for disciplinary purposes.purposes.

But, at least they But, at least they seemed to work.seemed to work.

His behaviorHis behaviorimproved a bit.improved a bit.

Quite

the

charmer

he

became.

Andy’s

first

of many

Glamour

shots.

He made a few He made a few friends.friends.

This is one of the very first hats he thought he looked good in.

Other than the Other than the unprovoked beatings,unprovoked beatings,

Andy was very nice to me, Andy was very nice to me,

his younger brother.his younger brother.

He was always watching out for trouble.

He was nicest right when he got new toys.

He was nice to his sister.He was nice to his sister.

(But only because she was (But only because she was older and meaner).older and meaner).

In this next picture, In this next picture, Andy looks a lot like Andy looks a lot like

me.me.

It is, by far, his best It is, by far, his best picture.picture.

Now, lets go back to Now, lets go back to where he looks like where he looks like

himself.himself.

When Andy was about 10, he When Andy was about 10, he began to steal three-wheelers began to steal three-wheelers

to make a little extra dope to make a little extra dope money.money.

And, it provided some income And, it provided some income for when he and his friend for when he and his friend

Darren would go sock Darren would go sock shopping together.shopping together.

He always had a way with the He always had a way with the ladies.ladies.

But then he’d run But then he’d run away.away.

Deep Deep thinkingthinkingled Andy led Andy

to the to the HCHS HCHS Choir.Choir.

Andy found Andy found out the truth out the truth

about about Santa.Santa.

At 17.

This is NOT Chochie from “Happy Days”.

I repeat,

this is NOT Chochi from “Happy Days”.

I really have nothing funny to say about this photo.

So I won’t say anything.

Lookin’ pretty fly here, bro.

Some of the Little Dixie Gang

I mean that literally.

They were really a gang.

Melinda and Andy, & a great big Titan Mascot

Andy was ready for Cancun…but was Cancun ready for Andy?

I have no idea about this pic. Looks like he got drunk and stole a hat from a kids birthday party.

Again.

Ask Melinda.

Geez.

Put your pants on bro’.

Andy was

accepted into the

Fraternal Order of Drinkers.

This led to This led to significant significant

weight weight gaingain

during his during his college college years.years.

Know When to Say When!

Andy meetsAndy meetsthe Rockiesthe Rockies

AndyAndymeetsmeetsRed Red

River River GorgeGorge

AndyAndymeetsmeetslittlelittlebittybittyfish.fish.

Andy Meets Golf Course

Andy Andy meets meets The The SkySky

Few people know that Andy actually served as Queen of the local Skating Rink for a short period of time.It’s true!

Asleep… or drunk again? You be the judge.

Happy

4-0

Big Bro