Taishe e koh kan

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Random Notes

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Gambler

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What I am Muhammad Mohsin

I NEVER work better than when I am inspired byanger; for when I am angry, I can write, pray andpreach well, for then my whole temperament isquickened, my understanding sharpened, and allmundane vexations and temptations depart.

Martin Luther

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GAMBLERKENNY ROGERS

ON A WARM SUMMER`S EVENINGON A TRAIN BOUND FOR NOWHEREI MET UP WITH A GAMBLERWE WERE BOTH TOO TIRED TO SLEEP.SO WE TOOK TURNS, STARING AT THE WINDOW,AT THE DARKNESS TILL BOREDOM OVERTOOK US, AND HE BEGAN TO SPEAK.

HE SAID, "SON", I MADE A LIFE OFREADING PEOPLES FACES AND THEIR EYESKNOWING WHAT THE CARDS WEREBY THE WAY THEY HELD AND IF YOU DON'T MIND SAYINGI CAN SEE, YOU ARE OUT OF ACESFOR A TASTE OF YOUR WHISKYI'LL GIVE YOU SOME ADVICESO I HANDED HIM MY BOTTLEAND HE DRANK DOWN MY LAST SWALLOWTHEN HE BOMBED A CIGARETTE

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AND ASKED ME FOR A LIGHTAND THE NIGHT GOT DESPERATELY QUIETAND HIS FACE LOST ALL EXPRESSIONSIF YOU GONNA PLAY THE GAME, BOY"YOU GOT TO LEARN TO PLAY IT RIGHT""YOU GOT TO KNOW WHEN TO FOLD THEMKNOW WHEN TO HOLD THEMKNOW WHEN TO WALK AWAYKNOW WHEN TO RUNYOU NEVER COUNT YOUR MONEYWHEN YOU'RE SITTING AT THE TABLETHERE'LL BE TIME ENOUGH FOR COUNTINGWHEN THE DEAL IS DONE"

"EVERY GAMBLER KNOWS THAT THE SECRET TO SURVIVINGIS KNOWING WHAT TO THROW AWAYAND KNOWING WHAT TO KEEPBECAUSE EVERY HAND IS A WINNERAND EVERY HAND IS A LOSERTHE BEST THAT YOU CAN HOPE FORIS TO DIE IN YOUR SLEEP"

AND WHEN HE FINISHED SPEAKINGHE TURNED BACK TOWARDS THE WINDOWCRUSHED OUT HIS CIGARETTEAND FADED OFF TO SLEEPAND SOMEWHERE IN THE DARKNESSTHE GAMBLER, HE BROKE EVENWITHIN HIS FINAL WORDS, I FOUNDAN ACE THAT I COULD KEEP...."YOU GOT TO KNOW WHEN TO HOLD THEMKNOW WHEN TO FOLD THEM...........

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WE WANT PLAYYES! NO CRICKET! NO FOOTBALL! NO HOCKEY!NO OTHER GAME PLAYSUNDAY PLAY MONDAY NO PLAYYOUR GROUND PLAYOUR GROUND NO PLAYPLAY PLAY PLAY NO PLAY! NO PLAY!

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Gentleman you have very good consistent persistent academicrecord no gap, all second class, but no first class why?

Sir, I never tried for the first class and never wanted a third class.

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Towel

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Loom Loom

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Loom

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Distribution Ceremony

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S.M.A Rizvi Textile

TMA Institute

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Towel

Endowment Fund EDF

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Endowment Fund

Air Jet Loom 3

CAD-CAM

Auditorium

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Environment/ Working conditions (1)

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Central Statistical Office

Federal Bureau of Statistics

Federal Statistical Authority

Pakistan Bureau of Statistics

-HESCO

-QESCO

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Great people to fly with

Greedy people to run it

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CEO

Export Promotion Bureau 1963

Trade Development Author ity of Pakistan

CEO

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Dignified clerk

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Trade Mark IPO

Patent Copy Right Registry

HEC

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There are hardly a few persons who are sincere andsatisfied with his/ her own profession.

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Bank interest + Bank Charges 15+5=20%

Depreciation 10%

Inflation 10%

Leakage+ Bribery/ Misc. cost of industry/ office 5%

Partners`/ Directors` Rumeneration 5%

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Crimnology

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Check and Balance

Cheque and Balance

Balance Check

Cheque and Balance

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Mal-Administration

Administration

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Sick

Sick Industry

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"You too Brutus"

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The house which I built for you, If you cannot get it repairedyou have no right to live in it...

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CARE = C VARE KARNA = V

DEATH = D

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ECG

NICVD

Ceritify

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NICVD"I would have preferred to die than to go for asking money formy treatment".

No body in Islamabad is ever pushed / bothered.

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Corruption Mal-administration orBusiness Partnership

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AIDS AID

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Mal-administration

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Check and Balance

Check and balance

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Textile Quota Section

Honourable

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Targeted Audience Theme

Foreign Audience

Approve

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Adhoc promotion

Since the FPSC nominees have joined EPB, your services arelikely to be terminated, you are advised to seek employmentelsewhere.

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I will see how Mohsin is promoted

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Show me the man and I will quote you the rule.

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You should get your self certified and declared as

damn fool and you will remain happy till your retirement.

Reward of good work is more work

ACR ACR

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(Land Mark)

Hi-Life

Trade Mark Manual

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Bottling Rights

Bottling Rights

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99%

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Unwanted

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Mistake

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Mr. Talib Hussain working under me is a habitual late

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I have never seen such a mud headed person like you

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Please DiscussPlease Discuss

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Most Wanted Man

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Doctor D

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My Dear Arshad,I am sending Mr XYZ. Please show him your "Jamal" and

become my,Mohsin

Preserve

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My Dear Nayyar,Having full faith in your sayyadiat, Irfaniat and

Makhdoomiat,I am sending Mr ABC. Please help him andbecome my,

Mohsin

My Dear O-badPlease be good to the bearer of this card and become my,Mohsin

I am sending Mr..... who has been recommended by my in-laws who will become outlaws, if he is not given employment.Please give him the job and become my,Mohsin

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Suspend

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Mr. Kaplan we are on "Wall Street type" road in Karachiand offices of private companies are closed between 4-5 pm.As such it is impossible to get taxi at this hour, you have gotthree options only i.e.

(i) You just wait for taxi while standing on theI.I Chundrigar Road. But I don`t think you will be ableto get any taxi upto 8 pm.

(ii) You may walk up to your hotel (Beach Luxury)which is around 3 miles from here.

(iii) You may sit on my scooter and I will drop you at your hotel.

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Mohsin is a

dangrous man.

Mr. Kaplan

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Counter Veiling Duties (CVD)

Anti dumping duties

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Mr. Dannies James

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But Mohsin shall not be promoted"

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AIDS AID

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MNC's

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Father in law Mother in law Brother in law

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Uncle Aunty

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Standing Under Miss

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Missing

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When english men invented word "Business Man" thenthey kept business first and man second. And Pakistanihoarders are not men even.

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I am your father 's son or daughter or Iam your late husband`s wife.

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AISLE

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Rankers Promotees

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Quota Allocation Letters

Quota

Quantity

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man to be suspended. I will prefer to resign than to be

Letter of Resignation suspended

Letter of

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Initial Allocation Letter

Quota Allocation Letter

Quota Certificate Quantity

Approve Resignation

Resignation Letter

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Yes sir

I have heard too much about you but excluding so many

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things you are a good officer

I don`t think so.

Then try to become a good officer

I know you would not like to sit with my PA.

Off course No

So you should continue to sit where you are sitting for the

time being and regarding

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What do you want from me, should I simply read thebooks and you will discuss it with me or you want me toprepare a self contained note

I will discuss it with you

"When"

Saturday

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ACR

Resignation

Resignation

Nasty remarks

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Insulting remarks

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It will be the most unfortunate signature of my life. I don'twant you to leave the Govt. because Govt. desparetly needsofficers like you.

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2004

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Re-act

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2008 20

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On the eve of my retirement

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Fashion Apparal Fair FAF90

W.J.Associates

W.J Associates

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Telex

Telex

I am secretary to Principled stand

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the delegation

Mr. Chinoy, we are here in a foreign land and when nobody is there, being the only officer of Govt. of Pakistan "I amthe Govt." and you have to follow my advice. If you or anybody else, will go back to Pakistan. I will nominate Mr. DostMuhammad Jamal Bhai who is V.P FPCCI, as the leader ofdelegation and we will continue the journey as planned. I amnot prepared to discuss the matter either with Consul Generalor any officer of EPB at Karachi. Because I know my duties &responsibilites. If you will not listen to me, I will go back toKarachi, will black list you or any other member of thedelegation who will refuse to go to Japan & South Korea.

Economic Delegation 1981

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CSP Pak Libya Holding Company

See me at

Tripoli

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Mohsin is my choice. He is as good as a grade 19 officer.Either he will go or nobody will go. I know his capibilites andcapacity. Abid should not go after the grade.

Telex 1981

Telex

Jurisdiction

One Man Delegation

Since you are here, am the Govt. and you have to followmy orders.

Telex

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OKI have found Mr. Moshin a very capable officer and am

sending him to Malta as One Man Govt. Delegation. Pleaseconvey your concurrence.

From M. Yousuf to Shahid Amin. We have no objectionfor his visit to Malta. Regards.

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Transit

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Follow up

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Washington Irving

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The 100

Tales From Alhamra

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