Sunday, December 13, 2009€¦ · Web viewAustralia's Crocodile Hunter, STEVE IRWIN, has avoided the death-roll and nabbed another feisty croc, hoping to save it from poachers.

Melbourne Sunday, December 13, 2009

6:00AM AFL-FOOTY FLASHBACKS G 1999 RND 21 - WESTERN BULLDOGS V WEST COAST EAGLES7TWO brings you action from round 21 of the 1999 AFL Premiership season when the Western Bulldogs clash with West Coast.

8:30AM KIDS TIME - WIND IN THE WILLOWS (R) G THE STORMFollow Toad, Mole and friends as they face the terrors of the Wild Wood.

8:55AM KIDS TIME - DANGERMOUSE (R) G TURN OF THE TIDEFollow Dangermouse on his adventures as the greatest Secret Agent in the world.

9:20AM KIDS TIME - MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE (R) G DONALD'S SPECIAL DELIVERYHelp Mickey Mouse and his friends as they journey on different adventures filled with fun, puzzles and games.

9:45AM KIDS TIME - VICTOR AND HUGO (R) G AUTOMANIC TRANSMISSIONThe adventures of two incompetent French criminals whose schemes always seem to go wrong.

10:10AM KIDS TIME - COUNT DUCKULA (R) G IN ARTIC CIRCLESThe misadventures of a vegetarian vampire duck and his servants.

10:35AM KIDS TIME - FLIPPER (R) G KIDNAPPED PART 2Beloved dolphin Flipper returns in more underwater adventures.

11:30AM KIDS TIME - POWER RANGERS: OPERATION OVERDRIVE (R)

PG THE UNDERWATER WORLDThe Rangers go on a mission to search for a jewel in the Temple of Atlantis.

12:00PM LEYLAND BROTHERS WORLD (R) G OUTBACK CLASSICMike and Mal visit Moree and the famous mud rally, and then head to Queensland where they look at the dying art of bullock team driving.

1:00PM 7TWO KIDS MOVIE (R) 'CC' (2004)

G SLEEPOVERIn the summer before their first year in high school, Julie throws a slumber party with her best friends, Hannah, Yancy and Farrah. In an attempt to cast off their less-than-cool reputations once and for all, Julie and her friends enter into an all-night scavenger hunt against their 'popular girl' rivals. Hijacking dad's car, sneaking into clubs, evading Julie's mother, and even a first kiss - anything is possible at Julie's Sleepover. Starring ALEXA VEGA, MIKA BOOREM, SCOUT TAYLOR-COMPTON and KALLIE FLYNN CHILDRESS.

2:40PM 7TWO SUNDAY MOVIE (R)

PG(L)

FAMILY PLANCharlie McKenzie is a single, sharp and pretty career girl, but when her new boss extols the virtue of family, she secures her job by borrowing her best friend's daughter and hiring an out-of-work actor to play her husband. But a one-night marriage turns into a full-time improvisation when her boss becomes her new neighbour. Starring TORI SPELLING, JORDAN BRIDGES, MICHAEL BERGIN, GREG GERMANN, KALI ROCHA, KATE VERNON, CHRISTOPHER CASS, JON POLITO and TRACEY WALTER.

4:15PM 7TWO SUNDAY MOVIE (R) 'CC' (2000) PG(V,A,L)

A RUMOR OF ANGELSThe heartfelt story of an unlikely friendship between an emotionally scarred young boy and a mournful older woman. Starring VANESSA REDGRAVE, RAY LIOTTA, CATHERINE MCCORMACK, TREVOR MORGAN, RON LIVINGSTON and GEORGE COE.

6:00PM DISORDERLY CONDUCT CAUGHT ON TAPE (R)

PG Get up close as we witness incredible bravery and a dedication to duty, as the police are on the look out for Disorderly Conduct!

Melbourne Sunday, December 13, 2009

7:00PM 7TWO FAMILY MOVIE (R) 'CC' (2002) PG(A,L)

WHALE RIDERA contemporary story of love, rejection and triumph as a young girl fights to fulfill her destiny. In a small New Zealand coastal village, Maori claim descent from Paikea, the Whale Rider. In every generation for more than 1000 years, a male heir born to the Chief succeeds to the title. The time is now. The Chief's eldest son, Porourangi, fathers twins - a boy and a girl, but the boy and his mother die in childbirth. The surviving girl is named Pai, and this is her story. Starring KEISHA CASTLE-HUGHES, RAWIRI PARATENE, VICKY HAUGHTON, CLIFF CURTIS and GRANT ROA.

9:00PM 7TWO SUNDAY NIGHT MOVIE (R) 'CC' (2002)

MA(V)

HART'S WARLieutenant Tommy Hart is a second year law student who is enlisted as an officer's aide in World War II. When he is captured and thrown into a German prisoner of war camp, top ranking Colonel William McNamara assigns him to defend Lieutenant Lincoln Scott, a black POW accused of murdering a fellow white prisoner. In preparing a defense for his client, Tommy stumbles upon a plot that will force him to choose between his country, his own morality and his life. Starring BRUCE WILLIS, COLIN FARRELL and TERRENCE HOWARD.

11:15PM 7TWO LATE MOVIE (R) (2002)

AV(V,H)

THE ORDER Following a series of unexplained murders, a renegade priest begins an investigation that hurls him into a maelstrom of unimaginable evil, murder, and the knowledge that there is a fate worse than death. Starring HEATH LEDGER, SHANNYN SOSSAMON, BENNO FURMANN, MARK ADDY and PETER WELLER.

1:00AM ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT (R)

G Calling all cash-strapped couples who want contemporary new furniture - this Room for Improvement renovation rocks!

1:30AM AFL-SUPERSTARS G 2001 RND 6 - ESSENDON V WEST COAST7TWO brings you action from round 6 of the 2001 AFL Premiership season, when Essendon clash with West Coast.

3:45AM AFL-SUPERSTARS

G 2008 RND 12 - COLLINGWOOD VS CARLTONCollingwood takes on Carlton in the 2008 AFL Premiership Season.

Melbourne Monday, December 14, 2009

6:00AM KIDS TIME - YIN YANG YO! (R)

G ENTER: THE ANT / SWEET STENCH OF LOVEYin and Yang are being trained in the mystical form of martial arts, Woo Foo, so they can save the world from evil.

6:25AM KIDS TIME - DIGIMON DATA SQUAD G JOURNEY TO THE SACRED CITYMarcus leads the Data Squad team in protecting the world from evil Digimon.

6:50AM KIDS TIME - COMBO NINOS

G MASKSFour kids with a secret, the Combo Niños, transform themselves into animal-inspired superheroes.

7:15AM KIDS TIME - MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE (R) G DAISY'S PET PROJECTHelp Mickey Mouse and his friends as they journey on different adventures filled with fun, puzzles and games.

7:40AM KIDS TIME - AVENGER PENGUINS (R) G Rocky, Marlon and Bluey are three penguins who fight the bad scientist Carakticus P. Doom, whose desire is to take over the world.

8:05AM KIDS TIME - COUNT DUCKULA (R) G TRANSYLVANIAN TAKEAWAYThe misadventures of a vegetarian vampire duck and his servants.


PG HEART OF BLUEThe teens battle Mitratrix for the other two scrolls.

9:00AM SONS AND DAUGHTERS (R) G Angela faces Susan's antagonism to her presence in the household. Starring PAT MCDONALD, IAN RAWLINGS and LEILA HAYES.

9:30AM HOME AND AWAY (R) 'CC' G Alf makes a snap decision about Roo's future. Starring ROGER OAKLEY, VANESSA DOWNING and ALEX PAPPS.

10:00AM MURDER, SHE WROTE (R) PG(V)

CORPSE FLEW FIRST CLASSDuring a flight to London, a man is found murdered and his jewels stolen. The killer is still on the plane, and so is Jessica Fletcher.

11:00AM MAGNUM P.I. (R) PG GHOST WRITERMagnum is hired by an attractive "ghost writer" who is writing a biography of an eccentric millionaire.

12:00PM HEADLAND (R) 'CC'

PG(S,L)

Sasha is hell-bent on revenge. Maddie discovers surprising information about the night of the accident.

1:00PM THE AMAZING RACE (R) 'CC' PG The Amazing Race teams travel to exciting destinations around the world. The first team to finish the race wins US $1 million cash.

2:00PM SHORTLAND STREET

PG A fast-paced medical drama that center's around the lives and loves of the staff and their patients.

2:30PM CORONATION STREET

PG The story of everyday life in a small, tightly knit community in England. Starring MAGGIE JONES and WILLIAM ROACHE.

3:00PM EMMERDALE

PG Set in the picturesque farming village of the Yorkshire Dales; follow the ups and downs of a tightly-knit countryside community.

3:30PM KITCHEN TIME - RICK STEIN'S FOOD HEROES (R)

G MIDLANDS AND EAST ENGLANDRick Stein takes his viewers on a gastronomic tour of the British countryside.

4:00PM KITCHEN TIME - COASTAL KITCHEN (R)

G SHERINGHAM MORRIS FESTIVALNew Zealand chef Chris Coubrough uncovers why the English town of Norfolk encapsulates what's exciting about British cooking today.

4:30PM KITCHEN TIME - THE HAIRY BIKERS' COOKBOOK (R)

G SI AND DAVE DO TRANSYLVANIA PART TWOTake two blokes, two bikes, ample facial hair, a large dollop of adventure and garnish with infectious enthusiasm.

5:00PM KITCHEN TIME - THE MARTHA STEWART SHOW

G MIRA SORVINO AND CHEF MASAHARU MORIMOTOFull of inspiring and affordable homemade ideas for good living.

6:00PM THE JAY LENO SHOW 'CC'

G Jay Leno brings his entertainment comedy show to primetime with more celebrities and special guests. Starring JAY LENO.

Melbourne Monday, December 14, 2009

7:00PM MOTHER AND SON (R) PG THE PROMOTIONArthur is offered a job in Canberra, but convincing Maggie to move away with him proves harder than first anticipated. Starring RUTH CRACKNELL and GARRY MCDONALD.

7:30PM HEARTBEAT 'CC'

PG RISKY BUSINESSWhen an intruder sets light to local man Galloway's barn, the police visit the fire scene following allegations of arson. Meanwhile, Peggy's latest money-making scheme with old friend Denzil, creates an eyesore. Starring JONATHAN KERRIGAN, JOHN DUTTINE, GWEN TAYLOR, SOPHIE WARD and DEREK FOWLDS.

8:30PM GAVIN & STACEY (R)

M Gavin and Stacey prepare to tell their friends and family about their surprise engagement. Pamela and Mick are delighted for their 'little prince', but Stacey's family has concerns about the announcement. Starring MATHEW HORNE, JOANNA PAGE, ALISON STEADMAN, ROB BRYDON, RUTH JONES and JAMES CORDEN.

9:00PM NOT GOING OUT 'CC'

PG AUSSIERuth, an Australian friend of Kate's comes to stay, and Lee is persuaded to pretend to be Tim. But how long can they keep up the charade? Meanwhile Lee gets a job handing out leaflets at a shopping centre, but soon falls foul of a local youth. Guest starring JULIA MORRIS. Also starring LEE MACK, MEGAN DODDS and TIM VINE.

9:30PM JUDGE JOHN DEED (R) 'CC'

M(V,A)

IN DEFENCE OF OTHERSJudge John Deed has before him a man who killed a pedophile and Jo Mills argues 'defence of others'. At a press conference, the man calls the country to arms, shocking Jo deeply. Meanwhile, Michael's real father turns up from South Africa, ending Jo's hopes of adoption. Starring MARTIN SHAW, JENNY SEAGROVE, SIR DONALD SINDEN, LOUISE CLEIN and CAROLINE LANGRISHE.

11:20PM MAGNUM P.I. (R) M BLACK ON WHITEHiggins finds himself quarantined with Magnum in the guest house after being exposed to a contagious disease. Starring TOM SELLECK, JOHN HILLERMAN and ROGER E MOSLEY.

12:00AM 7TWO LATE MOVIE (R) 'CC' (2002)

AV(V)

HART'S WARLieutenant Tommy Hart is a second year law student who is enlisted as an officer's aide in World War II. Starring BRUCE WILLIS, COLIN FARRELL, TERRENCE HOWARD and COLE HAUSER.

2:00AM AFL-FLASHBACK CLASSICS G 1996 SECOND PRELIMINARY FINAL - SYDNEY V ESSENDONThe Sydney Swans take on Essendon in the 1996 AFL Preliminary Final. Hosted by SANDY ROBERTS.

4:00AM AFL-FLASHBACK CLASSICS G 1991 SECOND ELIMINATION FINAL - GEELONG V ST KILDAGeelong takes on St Kilda in the 1991 AFL Second Elimination final.

Melbourne Tuesday, December 15, 2009


G WOO FOO FLU / THE IMAGINATION SITUATIONYin and Yang are being trained in the mystical form of martial arts, Woo Foo, so they can save the world from evil.

6:25AM KIDS TIME - DIGIMON DATA SQUAD G SHOWDOWN BETWEEN GENIUSES: THOMAS VS. NANAM!Marcus leads the Data Squad team in protecting the world.


G DREAM DIVINOFour kids with a secret, the Combo Niños, transform themselves into animal-inspired superheroes.

7:15AM KIDS TIME - MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE (R) G CLARABELLE'S CLUBHOUSE CARNIVALHelp Mickey Mouse and his friends as they journey on different adventures filled with fun, puzzles and games.

7:40AM KIDS TIME - AVENGER PENGUINS (R) G I MARRIED AN ANDROIDRocky, Marlon and Bluey are three penguins who fight the bad scientist Carakticus P. Doom, whose desire is to take over the world.

8:05AM KIDS TIME - COUNT DUCKULA (R) G WHODUNNITThe misadventures of a vegetarian vampire duck and his servants.


PG WEATHER OR NOTMoltor makes a machine that controls the weather; while Mack doubts whether he's a good ranger.

9:00AM SONS AND DAUGHTERS (R) G Kevin takes desperate steps to solve his problems with Lynn. Starring PAT MCDONALD, IAN RAWLINGS and LEILA HAYES.

9:30AM HOME AND AWAY (R) 'CC' G High jinks at Variety Night with several surprise performances. Starring ROGER OAKLEY, VANESSA DOWNING and ALEX PAPPS.


CROSSED UPThe phone wires get crossed and Jessica hears two men plan a murder. Now she has to convince people it isn't her imagination.

11:00AM MAGNUM P.I. (R) PG THE JORORO KILLA news correspondent asks for Magnum's help in tracking down an international assassin, who is targeting the Prime Minister of the small island republic of Jororo. Starring TOM SELLECK.


PG(V,A)

Adam is shocked by what he learns about his mother. Elly and Heath's love is rekindled. Starring RACHAEL TAYLOR.

1:00PM THE AMAZING RACE (R) 'CC' PG The Amazing Race teams travel to exciting destinations around the world. The first team to finish the race wins US $1 million cash. Hosted by PHIL KEOGHAN.





3:00PM EMMERDALE


3:30PM KITCHEN TIME - ESSENCE OF EMERIL (R) G SALUTE TO THE GULFEmeril Lagasse's commitment to using the freshest ingredients is the essence to his step by step guide to cooking.

4:00PM KITCHEN TIME - THE PEOPLE'S COOKBOOK (R)

G Explore the origin of beloved dishes that have shaped the taste buds of Britain in the 21st Century.

5:05PM THE MARTHA STEWART SHOW G BARRY LEVINSON AND ALICE WATERSFull of inspiring and affordable homemade ideas for good living.



Melbourne Tuesday, December 15, 2009

7:00PM MOTHER AND SON PG THE AUNTArthur is hoping the visit of Maggie's sister, Lorna, will give him a chance to spend time with his girlfriend. Starring RUTH CRACKNELL, GARRY MCDONALD, HENRI SZEPS and SUZANNE ROYLANCE.

7:30PM UGLY BETTY 'CC'

PG CRUSH'DBetty works overtime to get the attention of her cute neighbour - struggling musician Jesse. Meanwhile, Betty's life gets even more complicated when a maxed out and suddenly homeless Amanda becomes her temporary roommate. Guest starring GRANT BOWLER. Also starring AMERICA FERRERA and ERIC MABIUS.

8:30PM REAPER 'CC'

M ASHES TO ASHESSam is annoyed after the Devil dispatches him to do plumbing work for a woman named Mimi. After talking to Mimi, Sam realises she is dating the Devil. She introduces Sam to her daughter Cady and he is attracted to her, but there's a hitch - is she the Devil's own daughter? Guest starring MELINDA CLARKE and JESSICA STROUP. Also starring BRET HARRISON and TYLER LABINE.

9:30PM THE UNIT 'CC'

M THE LAST NAZIJonas accepts an off-book assignment from the new president, which success depends upon the team successfully eluding an Israeli hit squad. Elsewhere, Ryan's promotion opportunity brings back memories from his youth. Starring DENNIS HAYSBERT, REGINA TAYLOR, ROBERT PATRICK, SCOTT FOLEY, AUDREY MARIE ANDERSON, MAX MARTINI and ABBY BRAMMELL.

10:30PM STRIKEFORCE

M LE V FRYKLUNDLe takes on Fryklund in tonight's Strikeforce showdown.

10:50PM MOST SHOCKING** PREMIERE **

PG CRIMINALS OUT OF CONTROL 3From pulse-pounding pursuits, to life and death shootouts, we expose the most shocking and unbelievable criminals caught on tape.

11:40PM 7TWO LATE MOVIE (R) (2003)

M(L,V)

ASSASSINATION TANGOWhen a seasoned hit man sent on a job to Argentina finds the General he's sent to kill has delayed his return, he passes his time with a tango dancer. Spellbound by this rich and mysterious world, his idyll is shattered when the reality of why he's there comes crashing down around him. Starring ROBERT DUVALL, RUBEN BLADES, KATHY BAKER and LUCIANA PEDRAZA.

1:30AM AFL-FRANTIC FINISHES G 2001 RND 1 - PORT ADELAIDE V BRISBANE7TWO brings you action from round 1 of the 2001 AFL Premiership season when Port Power clash with the Brisbane Lions.

3:45AM AFL-FRANTIC FINISHES G 1994 RND 1 - ESSENDON V WEST COAST EAGLESA classic match from the 1994 AFL Premiership Season.

Melbourne Wednesday, December 16, 2009


G TOO MUCH YANGFORMATIONYin and Yang are being trained in the mystical form of martial arts, Woo Foo, so they can save the world from evil.

6:25AM DIGIMON DATA SQUAD G THE SACRED CITY'S LAS STAND!Marcus leads the Data Squad team in protecting the world.


G Four kids with a secret, the Combo Niños, transform themselves into animal-inspired superheroes.

7:15AM KIDS TIME - MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE (R) G MICKEY AND MINNIE'S JUNGLE SAFARIHelp Mickey Mouse and his friends as they journey on different adventures filled with fun, puzzles and games.

7:40AM KIDS TIME - AVENGER PENGUINS (R) G CATPIG - CAT OF IRONRocky, Marlon and Bluey are three penguins who fight the bad scientist Carakticus P. Doom, whose desire is to take over the world.

8:05AM KIDS TIME - COUNT DUCKULA (R) G NO YAKS PLEASE, WE'RE TIBETIANThe misadventures of a vegetarian vampire duck and his servants.


PG PIRATE IN PINKThe teens run into Brownbeard - the pirate who ends up stealing the jewel for himself.

9:00AM SONS AND DAUGHTERS (R) G Patricia's stay at 'Wombai' turns sour, but she arrives home in time to receive an unexpected phone call from David.

9:30AM HOME AND AWAY (R) 'CC' G Red-hot gossip for Celia when she spies on Ailsa and Fisher in an intimate heart-to-heart.


MURDER IN MINOR KEYJessica narrates her latest story involving a student accused of murdering his tutor. Starring ANGELA LANSBURY.

11:00AM MAGNUM P.I. (R) PG COMPUTER DATEWhile working on a computer espionage case, the company's president asks Magnum to find out if his wife is having an affair.


PG(D)

Maddie faces a dilemma when her memories of Angela lead her to a shocking discovery. Heath's fight with Gareth has terrible repercussions. Starring RACHAEL TAYLOR and CONRAD COLEBY.






3:00PM EMMERDALE


3:30PM KITCHEN TIME - THE NAKED CHEF (R)

G CHRISTMAS COMES EARLYJamie Oliver creates simple, tasty dishes that anyone can follow.

4:00PM KITCHEN TIME - FRIENDS FOR DINNER (R)

G RAYMOND BLANC is sent into an ordinary kitchen to help an inexperienced host prepare a gourmet feast for their friends.

4:30PM KITCHEN TIME - ANTONIO CARLUCCIO'S SOUTHERN ITALIAN FEAST (R)

G SARDINIAAntonio Carluccio embarks on a six week gastronomic tour of Southern Italy.

5:00PM THE MARTHA STEWART SHOW G CAROLE KING AND SIMPLE SUPPERFull of inspiring and affordable homemade ideas for good living.



Melbourne Wednesday, December 16, 2009

7:00PM MOTHER AND SON PG THE CARDGAMEArthur invites friends over for a card game. When the cards go missing, Maggie is the prime suspect. Starring RUTH CRACKNELL, GARRY MCDONALD, HENRI SZEPS and SUZANNE ROYLANCE.

7:30PM AMERICAN GLADIATORS

PG SEMI-FINALSPitting everyday amateur athletes against the mighty force of the American Gladiators. Hosted by HULK HOGAN and LAILA ALI.

8:30PM TIN MAN – MINI SERIES

M Follow a new yellow brick road. Dorothy Gale is all grown up working as a waitress, and a part time student. Before she knows it she's back in OZ and on the run from the evil sorceress Azkadellia and her storm troopers. Starring ZOOEY DESCHANEL, RICHARD DREYFUSS, NEAL MCDONOUGH and ALAN CUMMING.

9:30PM DANGEROUS WORLD

**FINAL EPISODE**

PG ENGINEERING DEATH TRAPSDangerous World uses hard science and personal stories of life and death, to find out what turns the most hazardous spots on earth into killer places.

10:30PM WHAT ABOUT BRIAN (R) 'CC'

PG WHAT ABOUT THE WEDDING...On the day of Marjorie and Adam's wedding, Brian struggles with his feelings for Marjorie, while Adam confronts her about the past. Starring BARRY WATSON and MATTHEW DAVIS.

11:15PM COMMANDER IN CHIEF (R) 'CC'

M STATE OF THE UNIONS / THE PRICE YOU PAYMac delivers her first State of the Union Address, and considers firing her Cabinet to make a fresh start before her campaign. Starring GEENA DAVIS, DONALD SUTHERLAND and HARRY LENNIX.


G Calling all cash-strapped couples who want contemporary new furniture - this Room for Improvement renovation rocks!

1:10AM THE MOLE (R) 'CC'

PG Down to five people, the contestants rescue a teammate from gaol, play a real life computer game and find their honesty tested. Hosted by GRANT BOWLER.

2:00AM HOME SHOPPING G Shopping program.

4:00AM THE BODY SPECIALISTS (R) 'CC'

PG(A)

Explore the innovative plastic surgical procedures through the deeply personal journeys of the people experiencing them.

4:30AM MEDICAL ROOKIES (R) 'CC'

PG(A)

A rookie orthopedic surgeon attempts his first shoulder replacement. Hosted by JENNIFER KEYTE.

5:00AM WIND IN THE WILLOWS (R) G PATIENT TOAD / THE LABYRINTHFollow Toad, Mole and friends as they face the terrors of the Wild Wood.

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Melbourne Thursday, December 17, 2009


G FALLING YIN LOVE / ON GOLDEN PONDSCUMYin and Yang are being trained in the mystical form of martial arts, Woo Foo, so they can save the world from evil.

6:25AM KIDS TIME - DIGIMON DATA SQUAD G THE FINAL BIO-HYBRID BATTLE!Marcus leads the Data Squad team in protecting the world from evil Digimon.

6:50AM KIDST TIME - COMBO NINOS


7:15AM KIDS TIME - MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE (R) G MICKEY'S ART SHOWHelp Mickey Mouse and his friends as they journey on different adventures filled with fun, puzzles and games.

7:40AM KIDS TIME - AVENGER PENGUINS (R) G Rocky, Marlon and Bluey are three penguins who fight the bad scientist Carakticus P. Doom, whose desire is to take over the world.

8:05AM KIDS TIME - COUNT DUCKULA (R) G BEAU DUCKULAThe misadventures of a vegetarian vampire duck and his servants.


PG AT ALL COSTThe Rangers have to stop Moltor from turning one of his own Lava Lizards into a powerful monster.

9:00AM SONS AND DAUGHTERS (R) G David is forced to face his past, while Kevin and Lynn look forward to their future together.

9:30AM HOME AND AWAY (R) 'CC' G Floss faces exposure when she is forced to speak to her estranged son on the telephone. Starring ROGER OAKLEY.

10:00AM MURDER, SHE WROTE (R) PG BOTTOM LINE IS MURDERAfter witnessing a fight on a TV show, Jessica is called to a murder investigation only to discover that the victim is the program's host.

11:00AM MAGNUM P.I. (R) PG TRY TO REMEMBERMagnum awakens to find himself in hospital suffering from amnesia.


PG(D,A)

Maddie is forced to reveal her dilemma. Elly persuades Simon to bend the rules. Starring RACHAEL TAYLOR and CONRAD COLEBY.






3:00PM EMMERDALE


3:30PM KITCHEN TIME - GARY RHODES' COOKERY YEAR (R)

G APRILBy making the most of what's in season, chef Gary Rhodes shows you how to choose and use the very best ingredients.

4:00PM KITCHEN TIME - WILD HARVEST WITH NICK NAIRN (R)

G SKYEScottish chef Nick Nairn uses fresh ingredients prepared in simple ways, to create recipes with maximum flavour. NICK NAIRN

4:30PM KITCHEN TIME - SIMPLY BAKING

**NEW SERIES**

G PUDDINGSAndrew Nutter guides you through the world of baking, showing you how simple it can be to bake old favourites and exciting new ones.

5:00PM THE MARTHA STEWART SHOW G HALLOWEEN CRAFTS AND COOKING BASICSFull of inspiring and affordable homemade ideas for good living.



Melbourne Thursday, December 17, 2009

7:00PM MOTHER AND SON PG MORNING AFTERWhen Arthur's girlfriend spends the night, shocked Maggie threatens to walk out and move in with Robert and Liz. RUTH CRACKNELL, GARRY MCDONALD, HENRI SZEPS and SUZANNE ROYLANCE.

7:30PM FIFTH GEAR

G BEST OF BRITISHTiff and Vicki find the best cars built in Britain, featuring the new Mini, TVR T350, Aston Martin DB9, Lotus Elise, Rolls Royce Phantom, and others. And Adrian drives the new Seat Toledo. Starring TIFF NEEDELL, VICKI BUTLER-HENDERSON and ADRIAN SIMPSON.

8:30PM STARGATE ATLANTIS

M OUTCAST / TRIOWhen Lt. Colonel John Sheppard receives word that his father has passed away, he returns to Earth. Once there, he becomes embroiled in a covert and dangerous experiment. Starring AMANDA TAPPING, RACHEL LUTTRELL, JOE FLANIGAN, DAVID HEWLETT, JASON MOMOA, DYLAN NEAL, KARI WUHRER and EMMA LAHANA.

10:10PM SHARK

M STUDENT BODYWhen a young girl is killed in a campus bombing, all the evidence points toward a troubled chemical engineering student with a history of antisocial behaviour. Danny, convinced of his innocence, is given 24 hours by Stark to find a new suspect. Starring JAMES WOODS, DANIELLE PANABAKER and SOPHINA BROWN.

11:00PM STRIKEFORCE

M MARTIN V DEVELAMartin takes on Devela in tonight's Strikeforce showdown.

11:30PM MONSTER GARAGE (R) PG GOLF BALLAn exploration of design and engineering, where free-thinking mechanics turn run-of-the-mill cars into extraordinary utility vehicles. Hosted by JESSE JAMES.

12:30AM 7TWO LATE MOVIE (R) (B&W) (1942)

PG(V)

THE FALCON'S BROTHERThe Falcon is injured investigating a plot by enemy agents, to assassinate a South American diplomat. Starring GEORGE SANDERS, TOM CONWAY, JANE RANDOLPH, DON BARCLAY, AMANDA VARELA, GEORGE LEWIS and CLIFF CLARK.

1:30AM AFL-FOOTY FLASHBACKS G 1996 RND 21 - RICHMOND V FITZROYRichmond takes on Fitzroy in round 21 of the 1996 AFL Premiership Season.

3:45AM AFL-FOOTY FLASHBACKS G 2000 RND 14 - KANGAROOS V BRISBANEAll the action when the North Melbourne Kangaroos clash with the Brisbane Lions in round 14 of the 2000 AFL Premiership Season. Hosted by BRUCE McAVANEY.

Melbourne Friday, December 18, 2009


G OLD SCHOOL / A TOY'S STORYYin and Yang are being trained in the mystical form of martial arts, Woo Foo, so they can save the world from evil.

6:25AM KIDS TIME - DIGIMON DATA SQUAD G THE NORSTEIN FAMILY SECRETMarcus leads the Data Squad team in protecting the world.



7:15AM KIDS TIME - MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE (R) G MICKEY'S CAMP OUTHelp Mickey Mouse and his friends as they journey on different adventures filled with fun, puzzles and games.

7:40AM KIDS TIME - AVENGER PENGUINS (R) G STAR STRUCKRocky, Marlon and Bluey are three penguins who fight the bad scientist Carakticus P. Doom, whose desire is to take over the world.

8:05AM KIDS TIME - COUNT DUCKULA (R)

G MISSISSIPPI DUCKThe misadventures of a vegetarian vampire duck and his servants.


PG BOTH SIDES NOWWhile looking for the Hou-ou statue, the Rangers battle Kamdor.

9:00AM SONS AND DAUGHTERS (R) G Patricia's visit to Melbourne ends in dinner with the Palmer family. Starring PAT MCDONALD, IAN RAWLINGS and LEILA HAYES.

9:30AM HOME AND AWAY (R) 'CC' G Carly's hysterical reaction to Martin's advances suggests that all is not well. Starring ROGER OAKLEY and VANESSA DOWNING.


DEATH TAKES A DIVEJessica enters the world of boxing in order to help her friend Harry, who is arrested for the murder of a devious boxing manager.

11:00AM MAGNUM P.I. (R) PG ITALIAN ICERobin asks Magnum to rescue a beautiful young woman from mobsters in Sicily. Back home after the rescue, a series of incidents occur which lead Magnum to think it's the mobsters out for revenge.


PG(V,L)

Adam learns the devastating secret about Sasha and her troubled relationship with her father. Starring RACHAEL TAYLOR.

1:00PM THE AMAZING RACE (R) 'CC' PG The Amazing Race teams travel to exciting destinations around the world the first team to finish the race wins US $1 million cash.





3:00PM EMMERDALE


3:30PM KITCHEN TIME - GARY RHODES' COOKERY YEAR (R)

G MAYBy making the most of what's in season, celebrity chef Gary Rhodes shows how to choose and use the very best ingredients.

4:00PM KITCHEN TIME - TAMASIN'S WEEKENDS (R) G LONG SLOW AND DELICIOUSTamasin creates slow cooking dishes from her home in Somerset.

4:30PM KITCHEN TIME - AINSLEY'S BIG COOK OUT (R)

G NEWFOUNDLANDAinsley travels from Canada to the southernmost tip of Argentina, cooking and sampling al fresco cuisine.

5:00PM KITCHEN TIME - THE MARTHA STEWART SHOW

G JAMES LIPTON AND PUMPKIN CARVINGFull of inspiring and affordable homemade ideas for good living.



Melbourne Friday, December 18, 2009

7:00PM MOTHER AND SON PG CHRISTMAS DRINKSIt's a hot summer Christmas for Arthur, who is having a party for all his friends and family. Starring RUTH CRACKNELL, GARRY MCDONALD, HENRI SZEPS and SUZANNE ROYLANCE.

7:30PM AIRLINE USA (R) PG KIDS - WHO'D HAVE THEM / WINNERS & LOSERSFollow the extraordinary stories of the staff who work at - and the passengers who travel on - Southwest Airlines.

8:30PM BEST DISH...

G A dramatic and highly emotional cooking competition, showcasing amazing amateur chefs and their delicious original dishes.

9:30PM ESCAPE TO THE COUNTRY (R) G HARROW TO BUCKINGHAMSHIREEscape to the Country sets out to find the perfect country house for families who are seeking to get away from city living.

10:30PM HUMAN BODY: PUSHING THE LIMITS **PREMIERE**

G SIGHTThe inner workings of our visual system are revealed, vividly confirming that ancient human adaptations prove no less crucial in modern life.

11:30PM CHEATERS (R) M The reality television show that confronts infidelity and the breach of trust in an effort to expose relationship problems.

12:20AM 7TWO LATE MOVIE (R) (B&W) (1944)

PG(V)

ACTION IN ARABIAA newsman investigating his friend’s murder uncovers a Nazi plot to turn the Arabs against the Allies. Starring GEORGE SANDERS, VIRGINIA BRUCE and GENE LOCKHART.

1:30AM AFL-FRIDAY FINALS NIGHT G 2000 1ST SEMI FINAL - KANGAROOS V HAWTHORNAll the AFL action when the Kangaroos clash with Hawthorn in the 2000 Premiership Season.

3:45AM AFL-FRIDAY FINALS NIGHT G 1991 2ND SEMI FINAL - HAWTHORN V GEELONGHawthorn is up against Geelong in the 1991 AFL Premiership Season.

Melbourne Saturday, December 19, 2009

6:00AM AFL-FOOTY FLASHBACKS

G 1984 AFL GRAND FINAL - ESSENDON V HAWTHORNSANDY ROBERTS takes footy fans down memory lane with the 1984 Grand Final between Essendon and Hawthorn.


G 2007 PRELIMINARY FINAL - COLLINGWOOD V GEELONGGeelong is up against Collingwood in the 2007 AFL Preliminary Final.


G 1998 ROUND 22 - NORTH MELBOURNE V WESTERN BULLDOGSRelive the 1998 Round 22 AFL nail biter between North Melbourne and the Western Bulldogs.

8:30AM HARRY'S PRACTICE (R)

G Join Dr Harry Cooper and Dr Katrina Warren for everything you need to know about animals.

9:00AM LEYLAND BROTHERS WORLD (R) G OUTBACK CLASSICMike and Mal take a flight in a glider across Australia, landing on the beach at Port Kembla on the east coast.

10:00AM 7TWO FAMILY MOVIE (R) 'CC' (2002)

G MARY CHRISTMASWhen a young girl wants only one thing for Christmas - a new mummy, she writes a letter to Santa making her request. Word gets out and the local TV station sends their reporter Mary Maloney to cover the story. During the course of the holiday, these three people are brought even closer by the arrival of a mysterious stranger who demonstrates the true magic of Christmas. Starring CYNTHIA GIBB, JOHN SCHNEIDER, JENNA BOYD and JENI D AUSTIN.

11:45AM 7TWO SATURDAY MOVIE (R) 'CC' (2002)

PG(V)

THE CROCODILE HUNTERAustralia's Crocodile Hunter, STEVE IRWIN, has avoided the death-roll and nabbed another feisty croc, hoping to save it from poachers. What Steve doesn't know is that the crocodile is the innocent party involved with a missing top secret US satellite beacon, and the poachers are American special agents sent to retrieve it. Also starring TERRI IRWIN, MAGDA SZUBANSKI and DAVID WENHAM.

1:30PM 7TWO CLASSIC MOVIE (R) (B&W) (1944)

PG(V)

THE YELLOW CANARYA socialite suspected of being a Nazi sympathiser is really a British spy. Starring ANNA NEAGLE and RICHARD GREENE.

3:00PM 7TWO CLASSIC MOVIE (R) (1961) PG(V,A)

WEST SIDE STORYNATALIE WOOD stars in one of the greatest musicals of all time - the timeless love story of a modern-day Romeo and Juliet set against a backdrop of gang warfare in 1950s New York.

6:00PM STYLE BY JURY (R) PG BOOKING THE BIKEROver the course of a week, we follow the transformation of an aging biker chick into a sophisticated professional.

6:30PM INDIA WITH SANJEEV BHASKAR

PG MYSTIC RIVERSanjeev's next journey begins in Calcutta during the fireworks and chaos of Diwali, the Hindu New Year. Taking the steam train into the hills of Darjeeling, Sanjeev sees how ancient Hindu practices and modern organic principles are creating the world's most expensive tea. His journey ends at the beautiful pilgrimage town of Rishikesh, where the Beatles came to write parts of the White Album, and a new generation of Indian’s are now rediscovering their spiritual roots.

Melbourne Saturday, December 19, 2009

7:30PM IN THE BUSH WITH MALCOLM DOUGLAS (R) 'CC'

G MONTGOMERY REEF WONDERHeading to beautiful Montgomery Reef - a natural wonder that rises out of the ocean at low tide - Malcolm throws in a line to catch lunch amongst the fearless sharks and rogue crocodiles.

8:30PM THE OUTDOOR ROOM WITH JAMIE DURIE (R) 'CC'

G FRANCESee how to turn your backyard into a French masterpiece. Jamie visits the incredible Palace of Versailles and Monet's garden at Giverney, where the artist painted his famous waterlilies. Plus there's shopping at the massive antique markets of Paris, and we'll see the incredible 'living wall' - a no-upkeep green screen just perfect for shutting out nosy neighbours. Our chef SHANNON BENNETT cooks delicious lamb smoked with real hay.

9:00PM MERCURIO'S MENU (R)

G TASMANIA NORTHPaul travels to the gorgeous Northern Tasmanian town of Launceston, Cataract Gorge, and then onto the beautiful Tamar Valley.

9:30PM 60 MINUTE MAKEOVER (R)

G LEICESTERThe 60 Minute Makeover team has just one hour to transform at least four rooms and provide an instant style injection using quick fixes and clever cover ups.

10:30PM HOW NOT TO DECORATE (R)

G NORTHAMPTONInterior and property experts Justin Ryan and Colin McAllister are back to seek out the UK’s worst decorated houses and drag them kicking and screaming into stylish and practical shape.

11:30PM MONSTER HOUSE (R)

G DISCO HOUSEThis imaginative and innovative show turns ordinary suburban homes into themed fantasy residence.


G Surf's up as the team creates a beachside living room - and you won't believe what Craig does with a surfboard!

1:00AM AFL-SATURDAY'S GRAND FINAL NIGHT G 1986 GRAND FINAL - CARLTON V HAWTHORNCarlton takes on Hawthorn in the 1986 AFL Grand Final.

3:30AM AFL-SATURDAY'S GRAND FINAL NIGHT G 1995 GRAND FINAL - CARLTON V GEELONGCarlton is up against Geelong in the 1995 AFL Grand Final.

Sunday, December 13, 2009€¦ · Web viewAustralia's Crocodile Hunter, STEVE IRWIN, has avoided the death-roll and nabbed another feisty croc, hoping to save it from poachers.

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