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Sinbad and the Golden Monkey Cast v1.1
Sinbad and The Golden Monkey
By Prestbury Comedy Collective
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Sinbad and the Golden Monkey
By Prestbury Comedy Collective
The Characters
Sinbad: Our hero (Principal Boy)
Princess Ayesha: Sassy daughter of the Sultan (Principal Girl)
Dame Kneadalot: Runs local bakery (A traditional Pantomime Dame)
Dozy Donut: Dim Witted son of Dame
Prince Hootha: The Villain. Everyone except himself and Chief pronounces “Hooter”
Captain Morgan: Ship’s captain. Speaks with a posh English accent
Sultan: Princesses father and Prince Hootha’s brother. A kindly fellow
Sultana: Princess Ayesha’s mother and wife of the Sultan
Chief Kaylani: Female Chief of the Isle of Eternal Doom
Razz: One of Prince Hootha’s dim-witted henchmen.
Skalls: One of Prince Hootha’s dim-witted henchmen.
Two more Captains
Plus various Villagers, Dockers, Sailors, Islanders and palace guards.
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Act One
Prologue
(Front of the main tabs) Narrator: Welcome all to our festive treat; A tale of adventure that’s hard to beat; Sail with us the seven seas; With eastern promise and a puzzle to tease;
Let us hear your laughs and screams; As we search for treasure beyond our dreams; But join us first in our market square; where a baker’s son has a story to share.
(The Narrator exit SR as the main tabs open to reveal…)
Scene One: Babylon Market Square
(Middle Eastern village scene; lively; bright; chorus busying themselves) SONG 1 + DANCE 1 – “Walk Like an Egyptian” – Company (Donut wheels a heavy barrow of baked goods into the village square where there are lots of villagers. He suddenly notices the audience.) Donut: Oh hello everyone. I said hello everyone. My name’s Dozy Donut. That’s
not my proper name – everyone just calls me that because they say I can sometimes be
a bit of a dope. It might be true, you know – would you believe last week I fell out of the
window ironing the curtains. They say if brains were dynamite I wouldn’t have enough to
part my hair. Kids, would you help me remind everyone how useful I can be when danger
comes. Would you? When I come on shouting “When trouble comes, make no mistake”,
would you shout back “For Dozy Donut it’s a piece of cake.” Let’s have a practice
.......When trouble comes, make no mistake....(audience response) That’s great, thanks
everyone, it will really help. Wow, the village square is very busy today, isn’t it?
(Pointing at the stage and audience) I’ve not seen it so busy round here since the
Hanging Gardens of Babylon had a Spring sale.
Villager 1: Hey Donut, what are you up to?
Donut: Oh, I’ve been down the market all day trying to sell Mum’s freshly baked
bread and cakes, but all I’ve managed to sell is one lousy gingerbread man.
Village 2: Well that takes the biscuit.
Donut: Don’t make fun, I’ve had to bring it all back home again. I tried soooo hard to
sell it.
Villager 3: Sounds like you left no scone unturned?
Donut: Stop trying to be funny. Mum will kill me when she finds out.
Villager 4: You mean it’s a matter of loaf and death?
Villager 5: And there’s muffin you can do about it!
(Lots of laughing)
Donut: You’re not helping guys. I’m going to have to apologise to mum.
Villager 6: That’s the yeast you could do.
Donut: Pack it in.
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Villager 7: Don’t stop us now, we’re all on a roll.
(Lots more laughing. Dame enters carrying some bread and shouting out her sales
pitch).
Dame: Large white baps! Lovely and soft. Biggest in the village. And firm brown
buns! Roll up, roll up, everyone have a look at my enormous bloomers. Any takers?
Anyone?
Villager 8: Not blinkin’ likely.
Villager 9: I’d rather starve, thank you very much.
(Dame suddenly spots the audience and moves to front of stage)
Dame: Oh, hello all you lovely people, hello. I know what you’re all thinking ... yes -
at last, a woman with real dress sense. (Modestly pointing to her dress) Oh, honestly
just a little whimsy. I might be penniless but I have standards, you know. It has to be
Burberry at the bakery, that’s what I always say. I can see a few ladies down the front
here – green with envy they are. Well, green anyway. Perhaps that’s just the harsh
lighting. It’s a bit disappointing though; I was hoping we’d have Macclesfield’s
fashionistas in tonight to appreciate my dazzling drapery– my alluring apparel - but
looking down the front here it’s not so much Armani as Army & Navy. More patchy than
Versace. (Disapproving glance at audience member) Prefer the larder to Prada, yes,
you know who I mean. And I’m clearly catching the eye of a few handsome hunks down
here. That’s inevitable I suppose. I can see one here is completely smitten – you could
knock him down with one of my fondant fancies. (Dame makes a flirtatious “phone me”
sign; then someone else catches her eye and she does exactly the same; then with
the third person she hesitates, turns her nose up and walks away – then Dame
spots Donut with his unsold bread)
Dame: Donut! What are you doing with all that bread – you’re supposed to have sold
it all.
Donut: I’m sorry Mum. Nobody wants to buy our simple loaves anymore – everyone
wants pain au raisins or pain au chocolate nowadays. Pain this, pain that.
Dame: Don’t’ worry, it’s just a flash in the pan. (Laughs)
(Enter Hootha, pushing through the villagers on opposite side of stage. Hootha has a
ridiculously long nose.)
Hootha: Out of my way peasants.
Razz: Yes, out of his way pheasants.
Skalls: I think he said peasants.
Hootha: No difference to me – I shoot them both for sport. (Turning to the villagers)
Now listen here you oiks, which of you bumpkins can tell me where to find the owner of
the bakery?
Villager 10: (Point to the other side of the stage) Just follow your nose. (Sly giggles at
the Hootha’s nose.)
(Hootha gives them a really mean look, then walks over to the other side of stage
towards Dame and Donut)
Hootha: I’m looking for Dame Kneadalot.
(Dame hasn’t actually seen Hootha, she is busy picking up bread off the floor with her
back turned)
Dame: Donut, have a quick nosey – see who that is.
(Donut coughs nervously, and taps Dame on the shoulder)
Dame: That cough sounds nasty Donut – trust me, I’ve got a nose for these things.
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(Donut coughs and taps again)
Hootha: I said I’m looking for Dame Kneadalot.
Dame: I’m Dame Kneadalot, as everybody around here… (Dame turns to face
Hootha and is immediately struck by his nose.)
Dame: (Alarmed) KNOWS!
(Dame temporarily freezes, shocked at the nose and her own indiscretion.)
Hootha: I am Prince Hootha, (pronounced Hoo-th-aaaa).
Dame: Welcome Prince Hooter.
Hootha: No. It’s Hootha! (exaggeratedly pronounced Hoo-th-aaaa) I am brother of
the Sultan.
Dame: Oh he’s such a kind and generous Sultan.
Hootha: It’s easy being kind and generous when you have a vast wealth like my
brother. But when you’ve been cruelly overlooked from your father’s inheritance you end
up (angrily emphasising every word) a mean and merciless rent collector.
(Dame and Donut simultaneously drop a loaf in shock as they realise the game is up –
maybe loud thuds as bread hits the floor.)
Dame: Yes, anyway, lovely meeting you, can’t talk now, must be getting on.
Hootha: (Impatiently) We need to talk about the elephant in the room.
Donut: Yes, it’s good to talk about these things. It’s good that you’re not sensitive
about it, and in any case having a big nose is considered very attractive in many cultures
where …. it can be … considered … You don’t mean your nose do you?
Hootha: THE UNPAID RENT YOU IDIOTS! Am I making myself clear?
Dame: Yes, it’s as plain as the n…n... Yes, very clear, thank you.
Hootha: Good. You’ve got one month. If you’ve not paid in full I’m shutting down the
bakery.
Donut: One month! You can’t do that, business has nosedived (very hastily)
SLUMPED. Business has slumped.
Hootha: One month or you’re out. Come on you two, it’s nearly 5 o’clock and we’ve
not made any families homeless yet today. I love to see people in distress.
Razz: (Looking at Dame) Yes, it’s a lovely dress. But I’m not sure you could get
more people in it.
Skalls: No, not this-dress. Dis-tress. Like dismay ... fool.
Razz: This may fool who? It’s not fooling me.
Hootha: Get out you bumbling buffoons.
(Hootha and Razz & Skalls storm out)
Dame: Oh, Donut. What are we to do? If business doesn’t pick up soon we’ll be out
on our ears.
Donut: We’re a bit skint aren’t we, mum?
Dame: You’re not kidding my little barm cake. We’re so poor that burglars keep
breaking in and leaving us things. D’ya know, someone knocked on the door last week
and asked for a small donation to the local swimming pool – all I could give him was a
glass of water. I really have no idea why people don’t want to buy my bread.
Villager 11: Crusty and stale with no taste.
Dame: My bread isn’t crusty and stale with no taste
Villager 12: He/She wasn’t talking about the bread.
Dame: (Sobbing) I can’t face selling our lovely shop, Donut. It was supposed to be
my dowry.
Donut: You don’t need a diary mum, we never have any appointments.
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Dame: Not “diary”, dimwit. Dowry. To entice a man into holy matrimony.
Villager 13: Holy molly!
Dame: No, I said holy matrimony. Marriage.
Villager 14: We heard what you said. You’ll need more than a dowry to entice a husband;
you’ll need a club and strong pair of handcuffs.
Villager 15: Not to mention somewhere to keep his guide dog.
Dame: Don’t be so cheeky you lot.
Villager 16: Ignore them Dame Kneadalot. I always say you remind me of the sea.
Dame: You mean deep, mysterious and romantic.
Villager 17: No. You make me feel sick.
Dame: How dare you! People say my face is like a ray of sunshine.
Villager 18: Yes, you should never look directly at it.
Dame: I’ll have you know people say I have the body of an 18 year old.
Villager 19: Yes, the police are still looking for him.
(Lots of laughing and back-slapping from the villagers. Crashing sound. Sinbad
runs/stumbles onto stage looking slight dishevelled)
Sinbad: Whoa!
All: Hi Sinbad.
Sinbad: Hi everyone.
Dame: Have you been trying to ride that camel again, Sinbad?
Sinbad: No I tried one of those new-fangled flying carpets. Never again! The flight
was fine but we had very rough touch-down.
Donut: It obviously wasn’t a landing carpet (laughs, knee-slap, turns to audience).
I’m here all week. Who did you fly with Sinbad?
Sinbad: EasyRug. They said they’d take me for a ride, and they certainly did that. But
never mind me, you lot don’t look too happy.
Donut: You’re not wrong Sinbad, we’re in big trouble.
Sinbad: Why’s that?
Dame: The Debt Collector has just been round and threatened to close down the
bakery if we don’t pay the rent this month.
Sinbad: That’s awful, he can’t do that.
Donut: He can do what he likes - he’s the Sultan’s brother.
Dame: We’ve baked a birthday cake for the Sultan’s daughter, the Princess – why,
I’ve a good mind to throw it in his face.
Donut: Don’t do that mum, we used our last dinars to make that cake.
Sinbad: Don’t worry, let me deliver the cake to the palace. I’ll talk to the Sultan and
explain you need more time. He’ll be so impressed with the cake you’ve made that I’m
sure he’ll try to help.
Dame: Oh that would be a dream come true, Sinbad.
Sinbad: Yes, and what’s more I’ve heard the Sultan has a very beautiful daughter. I
dreamt last night that we fell in love, got married and lived happily ever after.
Dame: One dream at a time my lad.
SONG 2 - “Dream A Little Dream of Me” – Sinbad
(Blackout & Exit.)
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Scene Two: The Sultan’s Palace
(Sultan, Sultana, Lavishly decorated. Occasion is princess’s birthday)
Sultan: Oh joyous day! My beautiful Sultana, life is kind. We have gold to spare, a
beautiful home, and today our stunning daughter becomes a young woman. Her 18th
birthday!
Sultana: We are fortunate indeed my Sultan. A great celebration to honour our
greatest treasure. Though the light of our lives, Princess Ayesha, has long seen herself
as all grown up.
Sultan: The grand families of Babylon will all be here later to pay their respects,
bearing gifts most girls could only dream of. Yet she seems... unfulfilled?
Sultana: Ayesha seeks a life beyond these walls Omar. To break free of this gilded
cage. She wants adventure, a little danger. And though our daughter would scoff at the
suggestion, maybe someone to soften that tough heart.
(Princess Ayesha enters)
Sultan: My princess! From the bottom of my heart, happy birthday. You are... a
woman.
Princess: Well thanks for noticing Dad! Do we really need the big hoo ha later? You
know I don't like a fuss, old people patting me on the head and introducing their snotty
nosed sons!
Sultana: They are princes Ayesha, and they may just melt your granite heart.
Princess: Oh, party if you must, but I want to be more than your daughter. I want to be...
a strong, independent woman
(Hootha enters, followed by Razz & Skalls)
Hootha: All this... happiness is giving me a headache. I am your brother Omar, and of
course (sarcastically) delighted to see my niece blossom so beautifully... but everyone in
this family seems happy except me. You, brother, have the titles, the riches, a wife and
child. All I have are these 2 stooges... and my best 2 features...
Razz: Two features, Sire?
Hootha: Yes... both my faces. (Dumps bag of coins on table) I have collected your
taxes my brother. All have paid save those infernal bakers - I have told them we will close
them down if they do not give us our daily bread (Hootha laughs) in two weeks’ time.
Come, lackeys. These... frivolities are not for us.
(Hootha exits leaving Razz and Skalls behind)
Princess: Well go on then, follow your master, you snivelling lackeys
Razz: Well that`s a bit rude
Skalls: Yes we were just admiring the view from here - all those lovely people (to
audience)
Razz: Yeah load of stuff to nick when they go for the interval
Skalls: Shushh, they won’t leave their seats if you tell them...
Princess: Enough, will you go and follow Lord Hooter!
Skalls: How do we get out again?
Razz: Yeah, we keep getting lost in this massive palace.
Princess: I wish you would get lost, permanently.
Razz & Skalls: (in comic teasing tone) Ooooohhh, someone’s had a big bowl of grumpy
for breakfast this morning.
Princess: Straight down the corridor to the end then left, then right, then left again
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Skalls: Right
Razz: Nooo. Left then right then left again
Skalls: Right
Razz: Nooo....
Princess: Get out! you pair of blithering idiots
Skalls: Hey. We`re not blithering.
Razz: We are idiots though.
(Princess shouts in exasperation and they both run off. There is brief pause, then we
hear Razz and Skalls both scream in terror.)
Princess: They looked in the big mirror again.
Sultana: Speaking of the party Omar, where is the cake you ordered? At least that
blasted bakery could deliver our order for Ayesha's big day? We spent hours designing
the towering, tempting sponge topped with a love heart!
(Sinbad enters with huge cake on a trolley)
Princess: Absolutely gorgeous.
(Sinbad thinks Princess is talking about him)
Sultan: Aha! Right place, right time, young sir. I salute your culinary class.
Princess: Thank you for my birthday cake.
(Sinbad turns, immediately starry eyed, slack jawed):
Sinbad: I, err, well, that is, no problem, your gorgeousness. I mean, your
Princess...ness. Sorry.
Sultan: Is it true, young sir, that the bakery will not pay its royal dues?
Sinbad: Oh no sir. We want to pay, but cannot. This cake has taken most of our
remaining supplies. If we don't find some serious dough soon, our ovens will go cold for
good (gestures to audience)
Audience: Ahhh
Sinbad: Oh it's much sadder than that...
Audience: AH!!
Sinbad: If only I could help my adopted family... put some bread on the table... add a
sultana or two to the cake mix...
Sultan: Well put. I admire your salt, young sir. There may be one way I can help you.
The family fortune is all tied up in oil, frankincense and myrrh, but an ancient family scroll
holds a riddle promising riches. No one has revealed its secrets in centuries of trying. You
are welcome to look...
Princess: Dad, if the combined brains of our royal family can't fathom this riddle, what
chance has this... baker's delivery boy? The closest thing he's had to a brain storm is a...
slow drizzle.
Sinbad: I'm not completely daft you know. I got halfway through a crossword once...
Princess: Halfway?
Sinbad: Yeah, I got flipping, but couldn't get furious. Do you get it? Cross. Word!
Sultan: (laughing) Swing my sultanas and call me a raisin, that's a good one my lad!
Princess: (exasperated) If the pair of you had half a brain each, you'd be 2 peas in a
pod! Come on Mother, let's get ready for the blooming party.
SONG 3 + DANCE 2 – “Get the Party Started” – Princess & Chorus
(Princess and Sultana Leave SR/L. Sultan gets the scroll from a desk/drawer)
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Sultan: Don't mind the ladies, young man. You know what they say - sharp tongue...
big feet. What is your name anyway?
Sinbad: Sinbad, your Highness. At your service...
Sultan: Well you'll do me - and yourself - a great service if you can solve this infernal
riddle. It goes like this...
To break the curse, and claim the prize,
You need an unlikely hero, to sift the truth from the lies.
Add a heart bursting out of a human chest,
And a ring shaped youngster to aid your quest.
A feisty mane of gold will sort the wood from the trees
Plus one who sees stars, and can sail the seven seas.
Use these gifts to seek an island of doom.
There a chieftain will point to a cave of gloom.
Each place a hand into the cold stone shape,
Only then will you behold the priceless ape.
Sinbad: Blimey, that sounds... weird, and very difficult, but what else can I do? Can I
borrow the manuscript, Sultan? I will return it of course, with or without the prize...
(Sultan hands over the scroll)
Sultan: You may, young Sinbad. And good luck to you. But know this, you have a
month to find a way to pay the bakery's dues, or it will be forfeit. I take no pleasure in this,
but there is no other way.
Sinbad: Understood your Sultan-ness. The adventure begins!
(Sinbad Exits)
Sultan: I am drawn to this young man and his quest. My daughter could do worse. Ah
the party... Sultana!
(Sultan Exits)
(Hootha re-enters, rubbing hands)
Hootha: Well, well... this puffed up baker's boy hopes to solve the family riddle, does
he? He has no hope, surely? But I shall follow with my idiotic underlings, just in case he
gets lucky. I can foil his plan, steal the prize for myself, and break free from this rag tag
family once and for all. I will be rich, and nasty with it. (Evil laugh)
(Blackout & Exit.)
Scene Three: Dame Kneadalots’s Bakery
(Dame’s Bakery ‘Bazzin’ Baps’ . A kitchen scene, table with bowls of flour and
various implements. Dame is brushing the floor and singing… )
Dame: Tra lah, lah lah , lah (gets higher and lower a dreadful comic racket). Do
you like my singing (to audience) ? I know, people say I sing like a bird – a vulture! I’ve
got a very wide repertoire, - but I can still buy dresses to fit me. But seriously, people
give me requests. Only yesterday, Dozy Donut asked me if I could sing ‘Down by the
Riverside’ or ‘Far, Far Away’. Ooh he’s got a cheek! (She sees man in the audience
again). Ooh hello, are you still here? You are a fine figure of a man. Is that your own
hair? Take it off and I’ll give it a wash if you like. Can I meet you later after the show – it
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should be over by 2 O’clock in the morning! Still, I don’t know why I’m singing with all my
worries - no money, I can’t pay the rent. (she sobs). The bakery needs updating to meet
new Health and Safety rules. Even the rats have threatened to move out cos it’s not up
to their standards. I don’t know what I’ll put in my pies if they do.
(Dozy Donut enters.)
Donut: When trouble comes, make no mistake
Audience For Dozy Donut it’s a piece of cake.
Donut: Hello everyone. Hello Mum.
Dame: Oh Donut, my strange boy with jam in the middle. I’m so worried about
everything. I hope Sinbad has had some luck at the Sultan’s palace. Maybe he’s got a
job or some money or just been allowed to pay the rent next month?
Donut: Well if he’s had no luck, I can go and try next.
Dame: Oh Donut, you are a good boy but we don’t want to make things
worse. Anyway, before Sinbad gets back we need to do the daily brush up. I was just
getting started earlier.
(Dame finds the two brooms, one normal size, one tiny. She gives Donut the tiny one.
Comic sequence to music as they sweep the floor in what is obviously a daily, tightly
choregraphed sequence involving swapping the brooms at every opportunity, as
both want the full size one.)
Dame: There we are, spick and span again. You could eat your dinner off that floor.
Donut: I’d rather use a plate if you don’t mind!
Dame: It’s just a figure of speech. I don’t really mean…
Donut: But you said…
Dame: Enough Donut, we have this every day. When are you going to learn
that I don’t always mean exactly what I say. Now, take these brooms and put them away.
Donut: Do you mean that or is it just a ‘figure of speech’ ?
Dame: (exasperated) Ooh, I’ll be spitting feathers soon. I’m tearing my hair
out. I’m at my wits end. I could wring your neck. Hell’s bells and buckets of blood. I’m
speechless.
Donut: Right, I’m really confused now…
(Sinbad enters with the riddle on a scroll)
Sinbad: Hello Donut. Hello Dame Kneadalot. Hello everyone!
Dame: Sinbad, my handsome, curious and full of destiny adopted son ! (she looks
at the audience for approval). How did you get on? Have you got a job at the palace or
got some money to pay the rent?
Sinbad: Better than that, you won’t believe what happened!
Dame: I’m sure I won’t. Am I going to keel over? Is my gast going to be flabbered?
Donut: Are you doing it again?
Sinbad: Look at this. (He unrolls the scroll). The Sultan has the old scrolls.
Dame: He needs to see a Doctor. (laughs deliberately)
Sinbad: He’s passed this to me
Donut: You need to see a doctor too. (laughs too)
Sinbad: Will you both be sensible and listen. This is an ancient scroll with an ancient
riddle.
(Sinbad reads the riddle out)
To break the curse, and claim the prize,
You need an unlikely hero, to sift the truth from the lies.
Add a heart bursting out of a human chest,
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And a ring shaped youngster to aid your quest.
A feisty mane of gold will sort the wood from the trees
Plus one who sees stars, and can sail the seven seas.
Use these gifts to seek an island of doom
There a chieftain will point to a cave of gloom
Each place a hand into the cold stone shape,
Only then will you behold the priceless ape
Sindbad: It means I need to find a team, a top team to travel a great distance to solve
the riddle and find our fortune.
(They all look at the scroll carefully)
Sinbad: A true hero – that’s me! Well it could be….
Dame: a magnificent human chest – that’s me! (to audience) don’t be so rude!
Donut: An unlikely hero! Who could that be?
Sinbad & Dame together: It’s you , you dozy Donut!!
(Princess enters the bakery)
Princess: Oh pardon me, I was looking for some fresh baked bread and cakes for a
surprise tea party
Donut: It will be a surprise if you find anything fresh in here!
Dame: Ignore him young lady. I’m Dame Kneadalot and it will be my pleasure to
serve you with a random assortment of patisserie and tartlets!
Sinbad: Princess! I mean, your highness!
(Dame and Sinbad immediately drop to their knees in a groveling bow. Dame pulls
Donut down too.)
Princess: Oh please do stand up, there’s no need for such royalist fawning. Besides,
the floor doesn’t look very clean.
Dame: Cheek ! (rising to feet)
(At this point Donut and Sinbad are looking at the scroll again and then at the
Princess)
Together: A mane of gold you will also require….
Sinbad: Princess, will you join our top team?
Princess: Of course. I’m not sure what I’m letting myself in for but you all look like you
need some help and I think you will need my perception and natural intelligence.
Dame: (To audience) I don’t like her already…
Sinbad: Oh Dame Kneadalot, now that we have the clever, sharp and youthful
Princess on the team, you don’t need to come with us
Dame: (again to audience) As I said, I don’t like her! I’m coming, whether you like
it or not
Sinbad: Oh no you’re not!
Dame: (getting audience on side) Oh yes I am!
(Etc etc…………………..)
Dame: Enough, my teeth will fall out if I go on shouting.
Donut: Or worse, your head will fall off again.
Dame: I told you never to speak of that ever again. Dreadful incident... particularly
when you put it back on the wrong way around. I had to walk backwards for a while.
Sinbad: (To audience) I know, it truly is a madhouse.. Anyway, you lovable pair of
bonkers goons, we need to work out who the fifth person in the riddle is. (He looks at
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the scroll again) ‘Plus one who sees stars, and can sail the seven seas. Use these gifts
to seek an island of doom.’ I just can’t think.
Dame: It might be that Russell Grant chap! He reads the stars
Donut: Or the milkman?
Sinbad: Why the milkman for heaven’s sake?
Donut: I can’t think of anyone else and he’s always hanging around here looking for
something to do!
Dame: (embarrassed) Ahem, yes, well, right we need to think… think, think, think
etc…. (x20 each time said differently and more and more comically as she moves
oddly around the room)
Princess: Stop!! Guys! I think it has to be a sailor – “Plus one who sees stars, and can
sail the seven seas” Perhaps a Sea Captain who can lead us across the ocean to find
the ‘island of waves’.
Sinbad: That makes sense. She is right!
Donut: Blimey, I’d never have thought of that.
Dame: Alright, alright… well done Miss Princess perfect pants! I’d have got it in the
end.
Sinbad: Right. The Princess and I will go straight to the docks to see if we can find
the best sea Captain to join our team. Is that OK?
Dame: Oh yes, of course, no problem. You go off with the beautiful, clever, royal
Princess and me and Donut will stay here and do all the hard work. No problem at all!
Sinbad: Great then. Thanks and we will see you soon
Princess: Goodbye dame Kneadalot and Donut , we will see you soon!
(Sinbad and Princess exit)
Donut: Aaaah, isn’t she lovely…
Dame: (Mocking imitation of the Princess) Goodbye…We will see you soon’
(Hootha enters with Razz & Skalls. He has a good look around trying to find out what
is going on. Dame turns to see him and is shocked by the sight of his enormous,
comic nose.
Dame: Oooh, ahem…. Oh I’m dreadfully sorry, I didn’t see your nose there.. I mean I
didn’t see you there. Did you smell my delicious baked goods and thought you’d have a
look?
Donut: (aside to the audience) I bet he smelled them from the other side of the city!
Dame: (pushing Donut out of the way) Can I help you Prince Hooter? (still very
agitated and flustered and absolutely transfixed by his nose, not taking her eyes off
it).
Hootha: (Angrily) It’s Hoothaaa. And It hasn’t escaped my notice that I have a rather
large nose.
Donut: (Aside) It’s not escaped anyone’s notice!
Hootha: (Threatening and evil) Pah! In fact I’m rather used to it, believe it or not,
and I take great pleasure in locking up people, who are stupid enough to mention it, for a
thousand years!! Because, I am not a friendly person. Am I Razz and Skalls ?
Razz: No you are definitely not, Master!
Skalls: No you are definitely the most unfriendly, nasty, piece of work I’ve ever had
the misfortune to…
Hootha: As I was saying..
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Dame: Sir, I am so sorry. I never even saw your nose… I mean why would I?
Donut: Cos it’s absolutely…
Dame: Sooo… to make it up to you…. make sure there are no hard feelings… why
don’t I present you and your men with the largest and most delicious cake in the bakery…
free of charge.. to take home for your tea??
Hootha: Well… I am partial to a decent cake … just this once I might be tempted
Dame: Excellent…. Donut, go in the back and fetch me the huge, cake that we keep
for special occasions
Donut: Ok Mum, no problem (he dashes off and immediately returns with a huge
cake covered in whipped cream/goo).
Dame: Ooh look at that your greatness! Donut, the gentleman is desperate to get his
face in that…
(On hearing this Donut immediately throws it into the Hootha’s face who then
splutters in outrage)
Dame: Donut ! What have you done ?!
Donut: But you said… Ohh don’t tell me, that was just a figure of speech !
(Blackout & Exit.)
Scene Four: The Docks
(A port / docks scene with dockers going about their work. Sinbad and Princess enter.
Sinbad carries a map)
SONG 4 + DANCE 3 – “9-5” – Company
Sinbad: Oh at last - the docks! That was an awfully long walk.
Princess: Yes, I assumed you could map-read Sinbad.
Sinbad: Yes, sorry about that. I thought the big green blob was a forest but it
turns out someone had sneezed on the map.
Princess: Charming! But why did you need to set fire to the map, for goodness
sake?
Sinbad: Well, as a last resort I always rely on set-alight navigation.
Princess: Ha ha, very funny. At least we’re here now. Look at all these boats.
Which one will you sail?
Sinbad: Whoa...whoa...whoa! I think there’s been a misunderstanding. Sail?
Me?
Princess: Well I assume they don’t call you Sinbad the Sailor for nothing.
Sinbad: Sinbad the SELLER! Not sailor. I sell bread. People make that
mistake a lot. If I ever get famous they’ll still be making that mistake in a thousand years.
Princess: Well that’s all very well but how are we going to find the Golden
Monkey if neither of us can sail a boat?
Sinbad: Don’t worry Princess, we’ll find a Captain. They’re bound to be ten-a-
penny round here. (Spotting a docker working in the background) Excuse me, do you
know where we’ll find a Captain to sail our ship.
(Dockers have working class accents)
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Docker 1: Ah, well, you see, normally Governor you’d have no trouble finding a
Captain in these parts. But the annual Walk-the-Plank convention has just started and all
the Captains have gone off to find mutineers to tie up and prod with cutlasses until they
fall in the sea.
Sinbad: A Walking-the-Plank convention! Has the world gone mad. I thought
that was just for pirates.
Docker 2: Not any more Squire. Brings in the tourists, you see. They love it.
Last year’s show made a big splash.
Princess: I’ll bet it did.
Docker 2: Not without it’s problems though, lady. We had Health and Safety all
over this one. Concerned about the risk of splinters you see.
Princess: (Incredulous) Splinters!?
Docker 2: From the plank. They’re insisting all victims must wear strong
footwear to protect their little pinkies.
Princess: This is ridiculous. (Pointing at another docker) Excuse me, can you
help us find a Captain.
Docker 3: Ah, well, I’d love to help but… erm.. …(looks at watch) .
Princess: Well?
Docker 3: Erm… (looks at watch again) … erm … (sticks up a finger to
indicate to wait a minute. Princess waits in anticipation. Siren sounds. All
dockers immediately stop what they are doing)
Docker 3: Tea break lads!
(Exit all dockers)
Princess: What are we going to do now Sinbad?
(Enter three Captains)
Captain 1: (Captain 1 is an over the top pirate) Hey-ho me hearties, word is
you good folk be looking for a Cap’n to sail ye across ye seven seas.
Princess: Yes we are.
Cpt Morgan: Well my merry mariners, all three of us are Captains. Please take your pick.
Sinbad: (Whispering to Princess) But how will we know which is the best Captain?
Princess: (Thinks for a second) I know, all good Captains can tie knots, can’t they?
(Princess finds a piece of rope and ties a knot)
Princess: (To the first Captain) What do you call this knot?
Captain 1: Shiver me timbers that be the Spider Hitch Knot. Arrr! Arrr-arrr!.... (Princess
is just about to speak) .... Arrr! Arrr-arrr!.
Princess: (Quietly to Sinbad, and slightly unsettled) I think that’s correct but I can
hardly understand a word he’s saying. (Quickly ties a second knot and asking the
second Captain) What do you call this knot?
(Captain 2 is very boring, reciting his travel stories at every opportunity)
Captain 2: That be a Reef knot that be. (Princess thinks he’s finished but just before
she can speak). I first saw it used back on Dolphin Island. (Princess tries to speak
again) I was but a slip of a lad back then, and life was tough ...
Princess: Yes, yes... thank you ....
Captain 2: We endured waves bigger than mountains, and temperatures hotter than
molten lava, and ....
Princess: Thank you, thank you.
Captain 2: Do you want to know how we survived, ma’am?
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Princess: (Politely) Perhaps another time, thank you. (To Sinbad) I think he’ll talk us
to death. (Quickly ties a third knot and asking the third Captain) What do you call this
knot?
Cpt Morgan: My good lady, what you have there is a very fine figure-of-eight knot.
Sinbad: He seems polite and straight to the point. Just what we need.
Princess: Yes but they all got the right answers. In fairness we should try one more
time.
Sinbad: Let me try. (Sinbad reaches for another tatty piece of rope) What’s this
called?
Captain 1: Arrr! Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum, I’ve no bloomin’idea Laddie Jim. Arrr!
Arrr-arrr!
(Sinbad turns to the next Captain)
Captain 2: Well in all my nautical adventures across the seven seas, from the furthest
reaches of the Megellan Straights to the tropical heat of the South China Sea, from the
terrifying waters of the Cape of Good Hope...
Sinbad: (Impatiently) Do you know or not?
Captain 2: Ney lad. And I’m not sure I like the cut of your jib.
Sinbad: (Turning to Captain Morgan) And you sir, do you know?
Cpt Morgan: Afraid not my fine fellow.
Sinbad: Correct!! It’s a FRAYED KNOT. We have our Captain, at last.
Princess: Hoorah!
(The other two Captains storm off talking to each other)
Captain 1: Arrr-arrr! They’re a miserable bunch of land lubbers. Arrr-arrr!
Captain 2: Did I tell you about the time we were ship wrecked and rescued by
mermaids?
Captain 1: Yes, fourteen times.
(Donut stumbles onto stage under the weight of loads of very large travel cases for
the voyage)
Donut: When trouble comes, make no mistake....
Audience For Dozy Donut it’s a piece of cake.
(Enter Dame similarly laden with baggage)
Dame: Did you remember to turn off the oven and pack the alarm clock, Donut?
Donut: Oh dear, I though you said turn off the alarm clock and pack the oven.
Dame: Cloth ears! No wonder our luggage is so heavy you fruitcake.
Sinbad: Hello, you two. Look, great news, we’ve found our Captain.
Captain: Well hello there you charming little creature.
Donut: Thanks, you’re not bad yourself.
Captain: Not you young lad! (Looking at the Dame) I’m talking about THIS dazzling
vision of beauty.
(Everyone, even the Dame, looks over their shoulder assuming he’s speaking to
someone else. The Dame slowly catches on and does a silent “who, me?” to her
favourite man in the audience. Everyone else looks shocked. Dame frowns – she’s
not sure she likes him)
Princess: Come on team, we have to get going.
Captain: Pray tell, where are we going my fine flock of friends?
Sinbad: We’re not entirely sure. We’ve been told to seek an island of doom, then
follow the leader to a cave of gloom.
Captain: Ah. I’ve got good news and bad news comrades.
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Sinbad: You do? What’s the good news?
Captain: I know the very place and exactly how to get there.
Dame: Wonderful. So what can possibly be the bad news?
Captain: They call it ... (pause for dramatic effect) … The Isle of Eternal Doom
(Foreboding music. Each time the music is played all actors freeze in fear/suspense
then immediately un-freeze)
Donut: What? Anglesey?
Captain: No, my friend. Across the Sea of the Misfortunate, left at The Reef of Rotten
Luck, straight on past Spot of Bother Cove and eventually you reach... The Isle of Eternal
Doom (Foreboding music)
Donut: And for some reason it’s not very popular with the tourists.
Captain: They say many a poor soul has landed there, but none has lived to tell the
tale.
Dame: Hang on a minute. I didn’t sign up for anything dangerous. I saw it more as a
chance for a spot of skinny dipping on a beautiful tropical island.
Donut: Well that’d certainly keep the tourists away!
Captain: No such luck my pretty maiden. (Everyone looks quizzically over their
shoulder again) They say the natives force you to drink a potion so strong that your
head throbs until it explodes.
Donut: Sounds like Saturday night in the Admiral Rodney.
Captain: They say that bodies are crushed together so tightly that bones are turned to
dust.
Donut: That’s the bar in the Legh Arms.
Captain: They say only the foolhardy or the tired-of-living venture to The Isle of Eternal
Doom
(the foreboding music hits the first note)
Everyone: (Hastily, to the band) Give it a rest!
Dame: That’s it I’m out!
Sinbad: Oh come on Dame Kneadalot, we need to do this to save the bakery.
Dame: Not for all the cakes in Christendom.
Captain: They say ....
Princess: (Exasperated) They seem to say an awful lot on that island!
Captain: They say the men are like primitive, wild savages … (Dame suddenly looks
interested) … who ravage everything in sight...
Dame: D’ya know, I may have been a little hasty ...
Captain: ... so strong that they can crush coconuts with their bare hands ...
Dame: Perhaps we really ought to give it a try....
Captain: ... with muscles so taught that when they beat their chests the sound echoes
across the ocean.
Dame: (Quickly) Load the bags Donut, we sail in an hour!
Princess: Yes, let’s do it. (Everyone cheers)
Captain: Hoist the yardarm, splice the main brace. Hoorah!
SONG 5 + DANCE 4 – “Go West” – Dame and Chorus
Sinbad: Give me a hand with the over-sized bag, Donut.
(Donut shrugs his shoulders and grabs the Dame)
Dame: Not me you fool!
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(Blackout & Exit.)
Scene Five: The Deck of the Ship
(On board a sailing ship. Some chorus as crew members cleaning/mopping lookouts
etc. Donut is trying to help the crew. Sinbad enters singing sea shanty)
Sinbad: “A pirate sailed over the ocean, a pirate sailed over the sea, a pirate sailed
over the ocean, to look for some treasure for me”. .... Oh, hello everyone.
Ship’s Crew: Hi Sinbad
Donut: Hello Sinbad. That’s a great sea shanty. I know another verse to that you
know.
Sinbad: Oh really, go on then.
Donut: “A pirate sailed over the ocean, a pirate he looked very glum, he told them
he’d lost all the treasure, so they gave him a kick up the ...”.
Sinbad: (Hastily) But that’s not the proper verse it is Donut. Let’s try another one.
When I was one, I sucked my thumb, the day I went to sea
I climbed aboard a pirate ship and the Captain said to me
I’m going this way that way, forwards and backwards, over the Irish Sea
A bottle of rum to fill my tum, now that’s the life for me
(Everyone looks at Donut expectantly)
Donut: When I was two I buckled my shoe and made a hasty start
I climbed aboard a pirate ship to capture a fair maiden’s heart
I’m going this way, that way, forwards and backwards, I nearly felt apart
I ate the Captain’s cabbage stew, it didn’t half make me f.…
Sinbad: (Hastily) Far enough, Donut, you’ve gone far enough thank you very much.
Anyway Donut I’m glad I’ve bumped into you. I really need some advice. (takes Donut
aside) I think I’m in love with the princess
Donut: Sinbad!” (rolling his eyes) We all know that. Even this lot (pointing at
audience). And half of them look dozier than me.
Sinbad: Seriously Donut. What am I going to do? She is so sophisticated and clever,. I
do try to be the same when I’m with her. But every time I say or do anything I end up
getting it all wrong. She must think I’m a real fool
Donut: (nodding along) Yes. I’ve noticed that. (thinks). You need to make sure that
she knows you’re streetwise too. I mean you do sound a little old fashioned perhaps start
drop in some more cool phrases.
Sinbad: Ah yes. I get it. If I’m On Point she’ll think I’m Dope hanging with my Squad.
That idea’s Fleekin Donut. Although I hope she don’t think I’m Extra!
Donut: Hmm. Perhaps not that cool. Anyway. You’ll be able to practice now. Here
she comes!
(Captain and Princess enter SR)
Captain: (to Princess) So my princess this voyage reminds me of that time I had to
make a particularly tricky run to Cairo with a cargo full of Russian dolls.
Princess: Oh I hate Russian dolls. They’re so full of themselves.
Donut: Ok Sinbad, here’s your chance to impress the princess….
(Donut pushes Sinbad towards Princess)
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Sinbad: Hi Princess. You’re looking sick
Princess: Really? I’ve been traveling on the sea all my life. Not sure why you think I’d
suddenly get ill on this voyage. I’m perfectly well.
Crew 1: Mind you with the way this Captain sails it wouldn’t surprise us if you did feel
ill.
Crew 2: Yes he got fired from his last job for steering the ship down the Macclesfield
canal
Captain: (shouting) Right you lot back to work. I don’t pay you to give me cheek
Crew 3: You don’t pay us anything. In fact last thing I remember was going to Level 2
detention then it all went dark and I ended up here!
(Dame arrives eating a turkey leg or similar)
Dame: What’s all this shouting? Can’t a woman expect peace and quiet on her
holidays? I always need my beauty sleep after such a feast.
Crew 4: Feast? What feast?
Dame: All that food and drink you laid out for my lunch downstairs! I hadn’t realised
this cruise was fully catered. I haven’t eaten so well since they shut The White House.
You’ll be getting at least 4 stars from me on TripAdvisor.
Everyone: What!
(Dame looks confused)
Princess: Oh what have you done! That wasn’t a feast. That was our rations for the
whole voyage? It was meant to feed 15 of us for 3 weeks!
Dame: Well it didn’t last 1 of me 15 minutes. Anyway, I don’t see what the fuss is all
about. We’ll just stop at the next island to buy more food.
Captain: Ah. Well that’s the problem my Fabulous Feasting Filly
Sinbad: (to Donut) Fabulous Feasting Filly? (Donut shrugs. Dame looks at them
both crossly)
Captain: There is no land until we hit The Isle of …(getting wise)…until we arrive at
the island. That’s why we had all the rations. We’ll all be going hungry sure enough. But
at least we still have that big barrel of milk so we won’t die of thirst.
Dame: Ah. You’re not going to want to hear about my special ‘Cleopatra bath’ I’ve
just had then.
(All the crew groan)
Princess: So that’s it. The quest is already doomed. And all because of this foolish….
(looks Dame up and down)…. Woman?
Donut: Oi! Stop being so nasty to my mum. It’s not her fault she’s (insert selfish joke here).
And anyway why can’t we just get some food from that ship over there? (Points to
distance)
Sinbad: What ship?
(Sinbad grabs Captain’s telescope and goes to DSR)
Sinbad: Oh no! It’s that nasty Prince Hootha and his idiot henchmen. They must have
been following us.
Captain: Well that’s it we have no option to go back now or they’ll catch us. (to the
crew) set full sails.
Princess: And we’ll just have to ration what we have left.
(Passage of time)
DANCE 5 – “Night Boat to Cairo” – Madness
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(Lights slowly change. Sinbad, Princess, Donut plus crew are collapsed in chairs/floor
on stage. Plus some chorus. Obviously hungry/thirsty.)
Donut: It’s not good Sinbad I can’t go on any longer. I’m sooo thirsty
Sinbad: The best thing to do is not to think of food or drink
(Dame and Captain enter)
Dame: (Singing) Food glorious food, Hot sausage and mustard. While we're in the
mood cold jelly and custard!
Crew: Groan
Captain: Right everyone I think it’s best we all conserve our energy by getting some
rest. We’ll just have to hope we cross the path of a friendly ship. Donut! You take the first
watch. We’ve got to keep a look out. Not all ships are friendly round these parts.
Crew 1: What do you mean by that?
Captain: Nothing. Forget it. Just relax and forget I mentioned pirates at all.
Crew 2: But you didn’t mention pirates!
Captain: Ah. Anyway. Everyone just relax. As long as we keep watch we’ll be fine.
Donut. Wake Sinbad in two hours so he can take the next watch.
(Everyone except Donut goes off to sleep)
Donut: I don’t know why they asked me to keep watch. Last time I was on watch duty
it was for a ship with a hold full of red paint. I fell asleep and we crashed headlong into a
ship full of blue paint….. We were marooned for weeks. (looks for drum roll that
doesn’t come) Anyway, I don’t fancy the sound of these pirates but I’m soooo tired I can
hardly keep my eyes open. (to audience) If you see me fall asleep will you wake me up?
(Audience - Yes!) You will? Oh thanks everyone! Right. Time to keep watch.
(Donut looks around obviously, starts to slow and doze off. Then wakes with a start)
Donut: Perhaps if I sing a song to myself it will keep me awake. (singing sleepily)
When I was two I buckled my shoe and made a hasty start; I climbed aboard a….(yawns
and falls asleep)
Audience: Wake up etc.
(Donut wakes up disorientated)
Donut: What? Where am I? What’s going on (remembers where he is) Oh thanks
everyone. That was great.
(Donut dozes off again. This time the audience can’t wake him. Hootha, Razz & Skalls
throw a rope onto DSR from audience and climb onto stage.
Hootha: (to audience) That’s enough shouting you lot. This dozy fool is fast asleep.
(Razz & Skalls failing to get on the boat then walk round stage tripping up over things
etc)
Hootha: You idiots! Go and check everyone is asleep. (Razz and Skalls go around
lifting arms etc. to prove asleep) Right. It’s time to put the next phase of my dastardly
plan into action.
Razz: You mean where we tickle them all with seagull feathers until they tell us
where the Golden Monkey is?
Skalls: Don’t be daft Razz. We should make them watch Love Island until they tell us!
Hootha: No you fools. You are going to tie Sinbad up and throw him into the sea. By
the time this lot wake up and see he’s gone it will be too late to do anything their quest
will be doomed. I’ll then appear on the island and save the day. Then steal away with the
treasure for myself! Mwah ha ha!
(Hootha leaves DSR by the way he came in)
Razz: (to Skalls) Right let’s go get him.
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(Razz & Skalls start tying Sinbad up but make a real hash of it and wake up the
Princess)
Princess: Hey you, untie him immediately. (shouts) wake up everyone we’re being
attacked!
(Sinbad jumps up and takes Captain’s sword. Drops it on his foot. Hops around then
kicks it off the boat by mistake with a splash)
Princess: Gordon bennet! Do I have to do everything myself?
(Princess disables Razz & Skalls using martial arts. Crew grab Razz & Skalls)
Dame: (to Razz & Skalls) right you two. Now you’ve been left here with us by your
evil master you might as well make yourselves useful. Does anyone mind if these two
share with me? I need this body to be beach ready before we hit the island and these two
can help with the waxing.
Razz: I’d rather take my chances with the sharks!
Skalls: Me too!
(Razz & Skalls run and jump overboard. Sinbad runs to where they fell looking at them
with the telescope)
Princess: Well that was exciting but we’re still miles from anywhere we’re still starving.
Sinbad: No we’re not.
Dame: Yes we are. I can still hear my perfectly toned stomach complaining.
Sinbad: Well we might be starving, but we’re no longer miles from anywhere. Look!
There’s an island on the horizon!
Captain: (grabbing telescope) He’s right you know. That looks like our destination if
ever I saw it. And there’s a welcoming party in full swing on the beach! We’ve made it in
the nick of time!
Sinbad: That golden monkey will be ours for sure!
All Crew: Hooray!
SONG 6 + DANCE 6 – “Stayin’ Alive” – Company
(Blackout & Exit.)
(Curtain. End of Act 1. INTERVAL)
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Act Two
Scene One: The Beach of the Isle of Eternal Doom
(Bright and lively paradise island beach. Native islanders in colourful dress and grass
skirts are relaxing and playing on the beach).
SONG 7 + DANCE 7: “Hot Hot Hot” – Chorus
(Enter Sinbad, Princess, Donut, Dame, Captain: all bare-footed, carrying shoes and
socks with rolled up trousers)
Chief: I am Chief Kaylani. Welcome to our beautiful home of Paradise Island.
Princess: Paradise Island? We thought it was called the Isle of Eternal Doom (Band
play foreboding music)
Dame: (Striding over to the band, threateningly) Will you pack that in! I won’t tell you
again. You’ll be out.
Chief: No, that’s not our Island’s real name; we just call it that to keep Pirates away.
We don’t get many visitors here, especially not dressed (looking at the Dame) quite so
exotically. This is an island full of exquisite beauty
Dame: I see I’m in the right place.
Captain: You certainly are my bonny beach beauty.
Sinbad: Chief Kaylani, let me introduce our party. This is Dame Kneadalot (curtsey)
… the Princess (dignified bow)… her son Donut (exaggerated jump to attention and
salute) …. our Captain for the voyage
Captain: Ahoy m’lady
Sinbad: …. and myself, Sinbad.
Chief: It’s a pleasure to meet you all. But I’m intrigued as to why you have come,
my friends.
Dame: Tell the Chief, Donut. Go on, tell Chief Kaylani our story.
Donut: Oh I don’t think there’s time for the full story, Mum, we need to be getting on.
Dame: Nonsense Donut, tell our host about our journey and be quick about it.
Donut: Are you sure?
Dame: Yes, yes, come on, the whole thing without delay.
Donut: Very well. (Takes a deep breath and looks at watch – this has to be
delivered very, very fast as if in a single breath)
Nobody wanted to buy our bread so we’ll always be very poor, and a bad guy with a big
hooter turned up and he said he’ll throw us out of the bakery if we don’t pay the rent, but
Sinbad came up with a cunning plan, / and he went to the palace to deliver a cake and
the Sultan gave him a riddle about a golden monkey and we all figured out the clues/ and
Sinbad and the Princess went off to the docks but couldn’t find a Captain so the Princess
tied knots until we found this Captain with a posh voice and he knew about the Island but
told us it’s certain death if we go, but we decide to go anyway / so we set sail and I sang
rude sea shanties and Sinbad told us he’s madly in love with the Princess (exaggerated
heart beat motion) (Princess looks shocked) then Mum ate all the food and when we
were asleep Hooter’s two idiots climbed on the boat and we had a fight but manage to
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push them overboard and then we saw land / and it turned out it’s your lovely island, and
Mum asked me to tell you what happened and I gave a very, very long explanation and
everyone was desperate for me to stop.
Dame: You can say that again!
Donut: Alright then. (Deep breath) Nobody wanted to buy my bread at the market so
we’ll always be very poor.....
Dame: Not that you fool! I meant everyone was desperate for you to stop.
Captain: Well you did ask.
Princess: Let me explain Chief Kaylani. The riddle given to us by the Sultan has led us
to this Island and we must now go to find the Golden Monkey in what the riddle describes
as “a cave of gloom”.
Chief: That’s a long way up the river gorge. But you must not go there. It’s far too
dangerous.
Native 1: They say many a poor soul has been there, but none has lived to tell the tale.
Native 2: They say that they force you to drink a potion so strong...
Dame: Hang on, hang on, (pointing at the Captain) he told us all that in Act One.
Were you asleep? (Pointing to a member of the audience) I know she was. …. And he
still is, by the looks of things.
Chief: Seriously, you cannot go to the a cave of gloom. You will need to cross
malaria-infested swamps, dodge the terrifying volcanic eruptions and fight off gigantic
crocodiles that can swallow a man with one bite.
Dame: (Hastily turning to leave) Is that the time. I think I’ve left the oven on.
Native 3: It’s almost certain death.
Dame: Back in the boat Donut! We’re not staying here for all the bagels in Babylon.
(Dame and Donut turn to walk off stage)
Sinbad: Wait! We’ve got to try. You’ll lose the bakery if we don’t find that golden
monkey.
Princess: That’s right, you can’t turn around now, we need to be pushing up the gorge.
Dame: Pushing up the GORGE! We’ll be pushing up the DAISIES if we carry on with
this monkey business.
(Razz & Skalls arrive bedraggled out of the sea from other side of stage discarding
flotsam and jetsam. Razz pulls an octopus off his head. With each joke, there is lots
of self-congratulatory laughing and thigh slapping)
Skalls: Hey, is that the sick squid you owe me. Sick squid! Geddit? Hey, hey, how
do you make an Octopus laugh?
Razz: This better be good!
Skalls: With ten tickles. (Laughing at his own joke) Ten … tickles… ooh wait a
minute
(Skalls is suddenly alarmed as he feels something around his belly, tentatively
reaches into his shirt and pulls out a large wriggling fish. After comic wriggling, the
fish is thrown to centre stage)
Razz: Ha, ha. What do you call a fish with no eye. “Fffssshhh”. Geddit? Hey, why
did the fish blush?....Because the sea weed. (Laughing at his own joke) Because – the
-sea …oooh hang on …
(Razz suddenly feels something in his trousers, tentatively reaches down and pulls
out a large crab. After wrestling, the cab is thrown off stage. Hootha enters)
Hootha: Stop larking around you soggy simpletons.
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Skalls: Sorry boss, he’s a bit crabby today. It must be Brexit – he’s feeling the pinch.
(Turns to Razz) Stop being so shellfish.
Razz: Hey boss, this is such a beautiful island, can we stop here a while and top up
our tans.
Hootha: Quiet you mumbling morons. We’re not stopping a minute longer than we
have to on this God forsaken pile of rock. We’ll beat this bunch of misfits to the cave of
gloom, grab the golden monkey and scarper.
(The three of them carry on over the stage towards Sinbad and all)
Sinbad: Ah look what’s just crawled out of the sea, it’s Prince Hooter.
Princess: You’ve left a trail of drips behind you. Oh no, sorry, that’s Razz & Skalls.
Chief: Who is your handsome friend?
Hootha: Allow me to introduce myself. I am Prince Hootha.
Dame: (Leaning over and whispering to Chief) Don’t mention the nose, he’s
touchy.
Chief: Touchy? Why, what’s wrong with his nose?
Dame: Well, I’m not saying it’s large but it’s got its own postcode.
Chief: Nonsense. In my culture, such facial attributes are regarded as a sign of
prominence ...
Dame: You certainly don’t get more prominent than that thing!
Chief: ... of generosity.
Dame: It’s certainly generous giving the birds somewhere to perch.
Chief: ... of might.
Dame: Yes, he might have your eye out with that.
Hootha: Do you mind?
Dame: Not at all, it’s no skin off my nose. (Turns to the audience and laughs)
Sinbad: Come on you lot, we’ve got to get going before it gets dark.
Princess: Yes let’s get moving; we can eat on the way. Bring the unwanted trout with
you Donut.
(Donut shrugs his shoulders and grabs the Dame)
Dame: Not me you fool!
(Exit Sinbad, Princess, Donut, Dame, Captain).
Hootha: My dearest Chief Kaylani. Those scoundrels have doubtlessly told you about
the Golden Monkey.
Chief: Yes, Prince Hootha (exaggerated pronounced Hoo-th-aaa) and I’ve warned
them they are putting themselves in great peril trying to find it.
Hootha: Yes, yes, but what they didn’t tell you is that the Golden Monkey is part of my
family inheritance and they stole the riddle from me in order to get to it first.
Chief: Really? They don’t seem like the kind of people who would steal anything.
They seem like such a nice bunch to me.
Hootha: They are all wicked Your Highness. But if you could guide me to the cave of
gloom then I could recover the Golden Monkey first, and give them their just desserts.
Chief: Oh I’m not sure Prince Hootha, I’m sure they are well intentioned.
Hootha: Very well, I guess we’ll have to take our chances on our own (Hootha, Razz
& Skalls start to slope off with a fake look of distress) ... with the crocodiles (looks
behind to see if the Chief has changed her mind) ... and swamps ... (looks behind
again) ... and erupting volcanoes...
Chief: Oh very well Prince Hootha, I’ll show you the way. Follow me.
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SONG 8: “We Go Together” – Chief Kaylani and Hootha
(Exit SR & Blackout)
Scene Two: Jungle
(Creepy/spooky/foreboding jungle.)
DANCE 8 (tbc)
(Enter Sinbad, Dame, Princess, Captain, Donut, - exhausted)
Sinbad: Blimey, that was a long walk, I’m exhausted
Princess: Phew, we’ve made good progress but that swim across the crocodile infested
river was a bit testing
Captain: I know and that last climb up the sheer cliff face was tricky
Donut : And hacking through the snake ridden jungle was awful. (to audience) sorry
we couldn’t show you all that action due time constraints but you can catch it on YouTube
after the show.
(Dame unable to speak, just gasping and mimes the horrors she has just been
through - comically)
Sinbad: It’s a bit dark, spooky and scary here. Not the best place to rest.
Dame: Don’t even think of moving on yet, I can barely speak. The last time I did this
much exercise was when that spider crab went down my back.
Donut: I know, I thought you had joined One Direction (Donut does some crazy
dance moves to illustrate).
Princess: We can rest here for a short while but then we must move on. Keep your wits
about you.
Captain: Yes, there could be something foul and terrifying lurking in this forest
(Enter - Hootha, Razz and Skalls with the Chief - also all exhausted)
Donut: You were right!
Hootha: So, you goons are making progress are you?
Razz: Yes we are sir, we are with you all the way
Skalls: Right behind you Sir
Hootha: Not you two blithering idiots, these five blithering idiots.
Chief: We should not stay long in this place, legend has it that an evil presence visits all
those who pause here!
Dame: Clearly, and he’s right there (pointing at Hootha)
Hootha: Enough of your insolence, you tiresome old bag!
Sinbad: How dare you! She’s not old!
Donut: She is a bag though…
Princess: Okay… we need to move on or we will never solve the riddle. Why don’t you
(to Prince Hootha) move on with your group and stop worrying about us. (takes Hootha
aside) To be honest, we are going to struggle and you are all so much fitter and more
capable than we are. Forget about us.
Hootha: As you wish. Come Chief, Razz and Skalls let us leave these pathetic
specimens to their fate and we will press on to more pleasant places.
Razz: Are we going to Alton Towers again?
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Skalls: Fool. You know he prefers Legoland
Hootha: I despair. Follow me.
(Hootha, Razz, Skalls, Chief exit.)
Dame: I’m glad to see the back of them. Right, I do need a sit down for a few
moments before we go any further. Let’s rest on that bench there.
Sinbad: What bench where?
Donut: This bench here! (he gets a bench from the wings and places it centre
stage)
Captain: Ohh that’s handy!
Dame: I’ll say.
Princess: Okay, we can rest for short time then we must move on
Dame: There’s room for all of us (they all sit down except for Donut)
Donut: I can’t help feeling that we are being watched. (Melodramatically) There’s a
foul stench in the air”
Dame: (Wafting a hand in the air) Yes, sorry about that.
Princess: Come and sit down Donut.
(Donut squeezes onto the end of the bench. They sit for a moment, then the Dame
stretches a little at the other end of the bench and Donut falls off.)
Sinbad: Stop messing about Donut and sit down.
(He sits again then the Dame shuffles a little at the other end and he falls off again)
Captain: What’s the matter with you lad?!
Princess: You need to rest Donut!
(He gets back on the bench but clings tightly to the Captain who is next to him.
They sit for moment and all fall half asleep. The Dame is fully asleep. The scary
creature appears behind them. The audience shout ‘behind you’ and or two of them
wake up briefly and look around but don’t see the creature. The Creature taps the
Captain on the shoulder first who is terrified and runs off. The creature continues to
move around and gradually taps on the characters on the shoulder one by one. They
all run off terrified and screaming. Finally, only the Dame remains asleep with her
head down. The creature sits down on the bench next to her and taps her on the
shoulder. She sits up, opens her eyes and yawns. The creature runs off terrified)
Dame: Ooh that was a lovely forty winks. Where has everyone gone? (She calls their
names out and looks to audience) Where have they all gone? They what? A
monster? Really? (To her favourite man in the audience) You wouldn’t lie to me
would you? Ooh you do remind of me Brad Pitt. Later, my gorgeous hunk of
deliciousness!. I’ve got to find everybody and get on with solving the riddle. And if I see
that monster, he’d better watch out cos I’ve no time to waste now. Besides which Henry’s
Cafe is open and I’m desperate for a Latte!
(Blackout.)
Scene Three: Entrance to the Cave
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(A seemingly impenetrable rock face, painted on a cloth, with actual scrub bushes &
trees onstage in front of the cloth.. Sinbad, Princess, Donut, Captain & Dame stagger
on stage, exhausted)
Dame: Heavens to Betsy! All this charging around and monkey hunting... it's
exhausting!
Captain: (to Dame) The walk has given you a radiant glow my dear. A lovely colour to
your cheeks.
Donut: (glancing at Dame's behind) Did you only bring the one pair of
trousers/dress with you Mum?
Dame: Oh Donut, you cheeky young scamp. I shall turn the other cheek. Is there
nowhere for a lady to rest her... cheeks?
Sinbad: No time to rest! We need to find the prize - this... (pulls out and checks riddle)
precious ape - before Prince Hooter beats us to it.
Princess: What we need is a moment of inspiration.
SONG 9 – tbc – Princess, Sinbad, Dame, Donut
Princess: (grabs riddle from Sinbad and reads aloud) What we need is someone
who can... sift the truth from the lies...
Dame: Well where are we going to find someone who can do that?
Donut: (setting off) I'll start looking, straight away...
Sinbad: (taking riddle back from Princess) Hang on a minute... the riddle says an
unlikely hero who can sift the truths from the lies. Well that's me, Sinbad. I know I
normally make a mess of things, and someone (looking at the Princess) has to come to
my rescue. But this, I think, is my moment - I don't know why, but I just, feel it...
Princess: You're right... someone does normally come to your rescue. But I feel,
suddenly, weirdly, like this moment is all about you... that you, for once, are in charge...
Sinbad: That is weird. But in a good way. Right, (looking about) let me see what I
can see. Well, the riddle says that you, Princess, with your golden mane, can sort the
wood from the trees. I think that's a clue. Come on team, help me pull back these bushes
and let's see what's behind...
Donut: Hey, I think you are on to something here! Look there's a picture of a...small
dog behind these bushes, and some odd shapes in the rock... weird...
Dame: That's not a small dog Donut you dope, that's a monkey...
Sinbad: And the riddle says 'each place a hand into the cold stone shape...' I think if
we line up here, side by side, and place a hand each on to the rock face...
(Big magical moment with music/lights etc. the cloth slowly rises to reveal golden
monkey on a plinth behind)
Princess: Oh Sinbad, you bad boy, you've done it. You've solved the riddle!
(Princess rushes to Sinbad, kisses/embraces him, then immediately feels
embarrassed and steps away)
Dame: Oh no need to hold back Princess. Well done Sinbad! (Throws herself all
over Sinbad in a gushing embrace. Now he's embarrassed) I always said you got the
brains in this family. Donut got... my very strong fingers and debatable dress sense...
Donut: I have always enjoyed a decent handshake and an indecent hemline...
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Captain: Well shiver my timbers, our little crew has followed in the footsteps of giants.
Jason and the Argonauts...
Dame: Asterix and the Normans...
Donut: Gerry and The Pacemakers...
(blank looks and an “eh??” from all)
Captain: I have heard Ferry Across the Mersey is a perilous journey indeed. I must
also admit that I had my doubts as to your ability, Sinbad, to find and claim the Golden
Monkey. And yet here we are... our quest seems at an end...
(Hootha, Razz & Skalls burst onstage)
Hootha: Not so fast, Sinbad. I too have journeyed long and hard to claim the prize,
and will not be so easily thwarted by a young whipper snapper such as you!
Razz: Yeah, what he said...
Skalls: Exactly, with bells on...
Sinbad: So we do all the work, but you want the glory and the gold, eh Hooter? Well
over my dead body, big nose! En guarde...
(Sword and axe fight – need at least one axe - between Hootha and Sinbad. Sinbad
wins and Hootha is defeated)
Sinbad: Yield, Hooter…
Hootha: (Exasperated) For goodness sake it’s Hootha.
Sinbad: Lay down your sword and relinquish your claim on the monkey. We've come
too far, endured too much, shed blood sweat & tears for this. The ayes to the right beat
the nose to the left...
Hootha: Alright, alright, I give up. It was a valiant chase, and at the end of it I find
myself a changed man.... I smell the sweet smell of hope…
Dame: (Wafting hand in air) Actually that might be me again.
Hoota: …finally, in this unforgiving place. People are happier together, than apart.
Razz: Whoah, we never signed up for all this soppy stuff, did we Skalls?
Skalls: I feel a bit sick. (Claps at insects) I need to flatten a few gnats just to get
back on track!
Captain: But It's true, now that I think on it. We set out across the seven seas, intent on
a life of adventure, but what we are really seeking, (looks at Dame) is someone to share
it with...
Sinbad: Well said, Sir. This place seems to have a different feel, now the monkey is
free. Maybe it's just me...but it feels like love is in the air.
Princess: Oh Sinbad I see you - and us - in a whole new light. A baker's delivery boy
you may be, but there's more to you than flour and water.
Donut: Well you're not going to be short of dough, brother, now that you have
claimed the golden monkey. You're rich!
Sinbad: It's a relief that the bakery is now safe.
Dame: Our family stock can rise along with our bread!
Sinbad: But as the Captain says, while it's great to have food on the table - it's even
better (eyes on/hand holding with Princess) to have someone to share your table.
Dame: Food for thought, son (eyes Captain), it might be the time to risk it for a
biscuit!
Donut: Well some of us could stand around here gushing for hours! Come on let’s
get back to the beach!
Sinbad: Donut, grab the large battle axe. (Donut shrugs his shoulders and
reaches for the Dame)
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Dame: (Exasperated) For heaven’s sake, not me you fool.
(Blackout.)
Scene Four: Beach
(Back at beach. Same setting as Act Two Scene 1. Various villagers around)
SONG 10 – “Brimful of Asha” – Company
(Dame, Captain, Chief, Donut arrive Stage Right. Jubilant)
Donut: When trouble comes, make no mistake....
Audience For Dozy Donut it’s a piece of cake.
Dame: Oh do stop waking this lot up Donut (pointing audience) As soon as they
fall asleep the crew can head off down the Lord Byron. Anyway. Where’s our Sinbad got
to? I last saw him looking doughy eyed at that Princess. I hope he’s not getting ideas
above his station.
(Princess and Sinbad enter SR holding hands and laughing - Donut goes DSL,
Captain DSR. Sinbad and Princess eventually realise they are holding hands and
everyone is looking at them, they drop hands embarrassed. Sinbad goes over to
Donut. Princess to Captain)
Donut: Blimey Sinbad. Looks like things are going great with the Princess! Are you
two finally getting along?
Sinbad: Seems like it Donut. I’m fine when I’m not thinking about her but when I do I
still go all fingers and thumbs
Donut: Well then, just do what I do. Stop thinking so much.
Princess: (to Captain) What an adventure that was. I can’t believe we managed to
successfully get back here with the Golden Monkey
Captain: Yes that was somewhat of a surprise. To be honest I never gave this venture
much chance of success. I only played along with it to spend more time with my Dazzling
Dreamboat.
Princess: Oh Captain. You are a strange one aren’t you?
Captain: Perhaps. But I know what I like and I like what I see. Anyway, it’s good to see
you and Sinbad getting along so well now. I always knew you’d hit it off. You’re
remarkably similar you know. Confident, brave, kind. You could do a lot worse than that
boy. Why don’t you go over and talk to him now.
Princess: I’d like to but do you think it would really work? Me a princess and him a
delivery boy. I mean it doesn’t bother me but I’m not sure my mother and father would
approve. And I wouldn’t want to make Sinbad’s life miserable.
Captain: Don’t forget Princess when Sinbad gets back with the Golden Monkey he’ll be
a rich man so no longer a delivery boy. And this adventure was your father’s idea in the
first place! So go and speak to him now. When the time comes I’m sure your heart will
know what’s right.
(Princess starts walking slowly to centre stage)
Sinbad: (to Donut) You’re right Donut. I do think too much. I’m just going to go over to
the Princess now without a thought in my head.
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(Sinbad and Princess start walking together. Sinbad trips up and ends up on one knee
in front of Princess. Princess thinks he’s going to propose, looks at Sinbad, looks
back at Captain then clearly realises what she needs to do)
Princess: Oh my! (pauses) Sinbad I will marry you.
Sinbad: What? I mean right. I mean great. (jumps to his feet) I MEAN……
FANTASTIC.
(Sinbad & princess embrace. Sinbad goes and does a silly dance with Donut. Then
goes back to Princess a little sheepishly. Hootha, Razz & Skalls enter SR)
Hootha: Well, anyway. I’m glad we’ve got all that nonsense out of the way and I can
get back to collecting rents for that brother of mine. (Sounding unconvinced)
Princess: Oh come on Prince Hootha (pronounced correctly). Isn’t it now time to
consider a career change? That rent collecting job can’t have been making you happy.
You always charged around like an elephant with a sore head.
Chief: Exactly. Perhaps what you really need is a change of scene. Who needs the
stresses of a rent collector when you could live in a paradise like this. I mean the pollution
in Babylon can’t be good for someone with such a striking feature as yours.
Princess: Yes! I’ll bet that’s what’s been causing you to be so mean all this time. Since
you’ve been on the island you’ve been a changed man.
Chief: And we could use a man with your …gifts around here.
Hootha: You know what. I am fed up with always being the bad guy in Babylon and I
did try and be nice to my brother the Sultan but he did always seem to......
Villager: Look down his nose at you?
(Villager winces/prepares to be hit)
Hootha: (Laughing at joke) Yes he did get up my nose somewhat. Everyone laughs.
Chief: Fantastic. I always knew my husband would have a good sense of humour.
Hootha: Husband?
Chief: Of course husband. I’m not letting a catch like you get away. What do you
think? Would you like to help me rule this beach paradise?
Hootha: Of course I will. We can get married and have lots of little Hoothas.
Chief: Yes, then noses will always run in our family.
(Hootha and Chief Embrace. Razz & Skalls go off and do a little dance with Donut.
Then go back sheepishly to stand behind Hootha)
Hootha : Right that’s settled then. But is there any chance we could change the name
of this place? I just didn’t see The Isle of Eternal Doom (Sound FX, band go really flat
on the last note as if worn out) being my forever address! Not least because of that
nonsense (pointing to the band and looking infuriated).
Chief: Oh I wouldn’t advise that. My uncle was Chief at the Seaside Town of
Perpetual Despair. He thought the same as you. He renamed it Abersoch and look what
happened there. Boom! Can’t move for the Cheshire set in their Lagondas. (Captain
shivers)
Dame: Wow what a day it’s been. This is worse than an episode of Celebrity Love
Island. But at least that’s everything settled.
Captain: Perhaps not my cuddly companion. There’s still one beauty without a fair
match.
Dame: Where? Who? (Finally realises he means her). Ah yes. Perhaps you’re
right. I have felt something of a romance in the air. (Captain looks excited. However
Dame addresses audience member instead) So how about it handsome? You’ve been
giving me the eye since Act One.
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Captain: Spluttering/coughing
Dame: (to Captain) Oh I’m only fooling you. Truth is I’ve grown rather used to having
a man around who appreciates a woman in the classical style. And I could see myself as
a Captain’s wife and taking tea down at the Babylon Yacht Club of an afternoon.
(Dame runs and jumps into Captains arms. Captain twirls her around then goes and
does a silly dance with Donut. Then goes back sheepishly to Dame.
Donut: Well I guess that just leaves me now.
(Razz & Skalls go up to Donut. All three look glum.)
Razz & Skalls: What about us!
(if audience go ahh then there’s a ‘sadder than that’ option)
Princess: Don’t be so glum you three. Now the Dame is a lady of leisure we’ll need a
new official Palace Baker. How does “RazzSkall’s Donuts – Bakers to the stars” sound to
you? I’m sure your mother will let you take on the bakery. Now if only you could afford the
rent.
Hootha: Don’t worry about that. They can live there rent free!
Everyone: Hurrah
Princess: Right then everyone. We’ve no time to lose. We need to get through a 3 week
voyage and prepare for a wedding. In… (looks at watch)
Sinbad: ..... about 5 minutes if the Dress Rehearsal is anything to go by!
(Blackout. Tabs)
Scene Five: In front of tabs. Children and sweets scene etc.
Scene Six: Finale
SONG 11 - DANCE 9 – “Jai Ho!” – Razz, Skalls and Dancers
SONG 12 – “Adventure of a Lifetime” – Coldplay
WALKDOWN
Entries and bows
Sinbad: Thanks for watching our daring tale, your laughs and cheers were off the
scale
Princess: I’ve found my true love, my life enriched, Sinbad and I will soon be hitched
Hootha: I’ve learned my lesson with good grace, not to cut off my nose to spite my
face
Dame: My bread and cakes are safe once more, for village folk to all adore
Donut: So farewell all, with festive cheer, we beg you all be back next year.
REPRISE SONG – To be confirmed
(Final Curtain.)