Silly jokes your kids will love!

Silly Jokes Your Preschool Kids Will Love!

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

-To get to the other slide.

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

- A pork chop!

Why do bees have sticky hair?

-Because they use honeycombs.

What does a robot frog say?

-Rib-bot. (Said in your best robot voice)

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

-Because 7 8 9!

Why do cows wear bells?

-Because their horns don't work!

What's black and white, black and white, black and white?

-A penguin rolling down a hill!

What does a snail say when it's riding on a turtle's back?

-Weeeee!!

How did the barber win the race?

-He knew a short cut.

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