MEET THE MEETING KILLERS THE SILENT ASSASSIN WEAPON OF CHOICE Doesn't say a word during the meeting, but criticises all the ideas afterwards THE FREE FOOD GUY “I HEARD THERE IS FOOD AT THIS MEETING” THE YES MAN WEAPON OF CHOICE Is over-positive and agrees with everything and everybody THE PILGRIM WEAPON OF CHOICE Takes the discussion so far off topic that nobody remembers what the meeting was about in the first place THE BUT GUY WEAPON OF CHOICE Takes the wind out of new ideas. “That's an excellent idea, BUT….” WEAPON OF CHOICE Interrupts the meeting with a funny story or joke that is totally irrelevant to the task at hand THE JOKESTER THE PING PONG MASTER WEAPON OF CHOICE When confronted, bounces off the responsibility of answering the question to somebody else THE 127 SLIDES GUY “OH BOY, WE ARE GONNA BE IN HERE FOR AWHILE" THE NIT PICKER WEAPON OF CHOICE Always points out a small irrelevant detail like a typo in the memo and is unable to see the bigger picture THE STALLER WEAPON OF CHOICE Asks another question just when everybody is about to leave THE PLOWTALKER WEAPON OF CHOICE Always speaks over everybody, in his mind the argument is won by the loudest talker WEAPON OF CHOICE Is simultaneously working on his/her laptop and constantly checking his/her phone while pretending to listen THE MULTI- TASKER