Shane Crawford and Olivia Anderson Surely the man voted the sexiest player in the AFL could do better then this ??? Nice Shoes … Crawf its not a Greek.

Shane Crawford and Olivia Anderson Shane Crawford and Olivia Anderson

Surely the man voted the sexiest player in the AFL could do better then this ???

Nice Shoes … Crawf it’s not a Greek Wedding

Luke Hodge and Lauren Kirkman Luke Hodge and Lauren Kirkman

Fark! … Who let the dogs out?

Surely a #1 Draft choice could do better then this?

… nice greek shoes!

Andrew and Simone DemetriouAndrew and Simone Demetriou

Definitely depriving a village somewhere of an Idiot!

… Did you give your white shoe collection to the Hawthorn FC?

Lance and Rhiannon WhitnallLance and Rhiannon WhitnallYeYes they reinforced the chairs at the tables they reinforced the chairs at the table

Who ate all the pies? I bet there was no food left at their table!

… Apparently she has a good personality!

Darren Glass and Alicia MlLF Darren Glass and Alicia MlLF

Darren and some-ones mum.

… Nice Work!

Daniel Kerr and Mel Cousins Daniel Kerr and Mel Cousins

3 Votes for bringing your team-mates sister to the Brownlow

… Better than bringing some-ones mum!

Sam Fishers and Auburnay Crouch Sam Fishers and Auburnay Crouch

Definitely two good heads for Radio!

… He’s got a head like a twisted sandshoe!

Eddie Everywhere and Carla Eddie Everywhere and Carla

More Chins then a Chinese phone book!

Paddle Pop Lion and Unidentified Friend Paddle Pop Lion and Unidentified Friend

Shocking Head! What’s with the Priest Outfit?

… no wonder he had to spend $1000 an hour?

Alan Didak and Cassie Lane (I Dream of Jeanie)Alan Didak and Cassie Lane (I Dream of Jeanie)

Alan Didak on crutches … the best sight in football!

Jason Gram and Katie Williams Jason Gram and Katie Williams

Twins! Which catalog did these come out of?

Brad and Donna Johnson Brad and Donna Johnson

Pay for a boob job you tight-arse!

Scott and Georgina Lucas Scott and Georgina Lucas

Nice Teeth!

… I’ve seen better looking German Shepherds

Nick Riewoldt and Stephanie McIntosh Nick Riewoldt and Stephanie McIntosh

I think they both fell out of the ugly tree …

… and hit every branch on the way down!

Andrew and Rachel McLeod Andrew and Rachel McLeod

23 … I think that’s her IQ!

Top work Andrew, you can still squirt your number on her back!

Richo and Merinda Jackson Richo and Merinda Jackson

Richo Richo Man … I wanna be a Richo Man!

Scott and LeShelle West Scott and LeShelle West

Depression Hotline:

1800 2nd Again

Nathan and Libby Thompson Nathan and Libby Thompson

I’d be depressed too …

Patrick Bowden and Alice Bromby Patrick Bowden and Alice Bromby

Anyone for a Bowden Spit Roast?

Krusty the Clown and Alex Fevola Krusty the Clown and Alex Fevola

You can take the Bogan out of Narre Warren …

Mark and Sarah Ricciuto Mark and Sarah Ricciuto

Another Adelaide Bogan in the oven …

Matthew and Lisa Lloyd Matthew and Lisa Lloyd

Is that a banana in the oven?

Anthony and Susie Koutafides Anthony and Susie Koutafides

Kouta … still waiting to come out of the closet …

Shane and Deanne Woewodin Shane and Deanne Woewodin

Woe-woeful …

Mr and Mrs FIGJAMMr and Mrs FIGJAM

Nathan, upset that he missed the baby’s conception … Again!

… Good to see the curtains from home being put to good use!

Jason and Megan Akermanis Jason and Megan Akermanis

Another Brownlow Medal Count and still no class

Gary Ablett Jnr and Lauren Phillips Gary Ablett Jnr and Lauren Phillips

… Following in his fathers footsteps?

Adam Goodes and Mara Rotheraine Adam Goodes and Mara Rotheraine

Ripley’s Believe it or Not!

Shaun Burgoyne and Amy Phillips Shaun Burgoyne and Amy Phillips

… another Ripley’s Candidate

… … The Runners UpThe Runners Up

Chris Judd and Rebecca Twigley Chris Judd and Rebecca Twigley

yeah … we’re upset her puppies aren’t out too!

… at least you get to take her home you lucky bastard!

Ryan O’Keefe and Tara DugganRyan O’Keefe and Tara Duggan

This has to be a nomination for All Australian!

Lindsay Gilbee and Jess Hants Lindsay Gilbee and Jess Hants

Jess gets my 3 votes

… nice work!

… … but the Winner IS but the Winner IS