Santa Remal COVERED: EXCLUSIONS: We’re offering this service for free, and it comes with a No Peeking guarantee – if Santa gets stuck, you will be able to mystically fall of to dreamland while he delivers the presents. Only for good girls and boys. If Santa becomes stuck in the chimney at a naughty child’s house, we will help get him out, but this does not include present delivery. Santa Removal only good for homes with chimneys. Ho, ho, ho, oh no! Sometimes the big guy has had too many cookies at his last few stops and can’t get down the chimney to deliver the gifts! Not to worry – with Landmark’s Santa Loose contractors, we’re able to safely and securely remove Santa from your chimney with no damage. We can’t tell you our patented secret, but it may have to do with pixie dust and shrinking powder we borrowed from some elves we met up northwards. Believe us, they’ve had the technology around for a long time. You’d be surprised how often Santa gets stuck in a tight spot!
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Santa RemovalCOVERED:
EXCLUSIONS: We’re offering this service for free, and it comes with a No Peeking guarantee – if Santa gets stuck, you will be able to mystically fall of to dreamland while he delivers the presents. Only for good girls and boys. If Santa becomes stuck in the chimney at a naughty child’s house, we will help get him out, but this does not include present delivery. Santa Removal only good for homes with chimneys.
Ho, ho, ho, oh no! Sometimes the big guy has had too many cookies at his last few stops and can’t get down the chimney to deliver the gifts! Not to worry – with Landmark’s Santa Loose contractors, we’re able to safely and securely remove Santa from your chimney with no damage. We can’t tell you our patented secret, but it may have to do with pixie dust and shrinking powder we borrowed from some elves we met up northwards. Believe us, they’ve had the technology around for a long time. You’d be surprised how often Santa gets stuck in a tight spot!
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