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Roleplay chat log: 11-16-2011

Never tell your password to anyone.Boom!!! (G.B.G.): Hello my Princess.Princess Celestia (1) is eatingBoom!!! (G.B.G.): kewlPrincess Celestia (1): kk

Boom!!! (G.B.G.) offers Celestia free hugsBoom!!! (G.B.G.): Hello again.Princess Celestia (1): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvcTI3ctK8oPrincess Celestia (1): INPrincess Celestia (1): MYBoom!!! (G.B.G.): We need to group RP again so I cab show you all my rad pad.Princess Celestia (1): FLIPPINPrincess Celestia (1): HEADYour chat with Princess Celestia is now a multi-user chat.Princess Celestia has been invited to chat.Derpy Hooves has been invited to chat.Derpy Hooves entered chat.

Derpy Hooves (1): BEEPISDerpy Hooves (1): BEEA Badass DJ Pony has been invited to chat.Derpy Hooves (1): IN THE PISDerpy Hooves (1): BEEPISBoom!!! (G.B.G.): HEY EVERYPONYKayne has been invited to chat.A Badass DJ Pony entered chat.Boom!!! (G.B.G.): Sup braw?A Badass DJ Pony: You RANG?A Badass DJ Pony: Not muchDerpy Hooves (1): DJ GOT A PEN15.A Badass DJ Pony: Mmhmm.

Boom!!! (G.B.G.): Inded he does.A Badass DJ Pony: Now get over it.Derpy Hooves (1): lulBoom!!! (G.B.G.): We made it glow in the dark that one time.A Badass DJ Pony: SO IT WAS REALDerpy Hooves (1): I shall call you DJ PEN-15.Pinkie Pie has been invited to chat.Boom!!! (G.B.G.): http://steamcommunity.com/id/boom08-laptop/Boom!!! (G.B.G.): add himPinkie Pie entered chat.Pinkie Pie (1): Hi~Boom!!! (G.B.G.) hugs Pinkie

Pinkie Pie (1): *tackles boom*Derpy Hooves (1): Hello, Pinkie.Boom!!! (G.B.G.): http://steamcommunity.com/id/boom08-laptop/Pinkie Pie (1): Hi DerpyBoom!!! (G.B.G.): She gets me every time with her expert tackles.Derpy Hooves (1): Kool?Pinkie Pie (1) dissapears into a cloud of smokeA Badass DJ Pony sits in the cornerDerpy Hooves (1): ...Wut?A Badass DJ Pony: Woah...she's a ninjaPinkie Pie (1) tackles boom from behindA Badass DJ Pony: woah! She IS a ninja!Boom!!! (G.B.G.): DJ, group hug?

Pinkie Pie (1): YEah!!A Badass DJ Pony: Sure thing, mateA Badass DJ Pony begins hugging

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Pinkie Pie (1) hugs everyponyDerpy Hooves (1) joins in teh hugs.Pinkie Pie (1): :DDBoom!!! (G.B.G.) hus everypony like a BAWSS.Princess Celestia has changed their name to Xth'isios.Pinkie Pie (1): :DBoom!!! (G.B.G.): Hello Xt'isios

Xth'isios breaks wall and barges in wings flapping and I'm hoveringBoom!!! (G.B.G.): How have you been?Boom!!! (G.B.G.): http://steamcommunity.com/id/boom08-laptop/ add mePinkie Pie (1): What happened to Celestia?! o.oXth'isios: ...A Badass DJ Pony: Xth'isios just broke down a wall...Derpy Hooves (1): ...HOW DO I PRONOUNCE YOU?Xth'isios: IS THERE A PONY NAMED VINAL SCRATCH HERE?Boom!!! (G.B.G.): She's a dragon, you are not.A Badass DJ Pony: ...A Badass DJ Pony: :cBoom!!! (G.B.G.): No, sorry Xth'isios

Xth'isios: ( it's pronounced Sa THE See ohsBoom!!! (G.B.G.): However, there is another DJ unicornA Badass DJ Pony: !!!A Badass DJ Pony hides in the corner he was sitting inPinkie Pie left chat.Derpy Hooves (1): Nopony has questioned my game.A Badass DJ Pony looks aroundBoom!!! (G.B.G.): What is your game?Boom!!! (G.B.G.): He's cowering in the corner mi'lady.Derpy Hooves (1): OVER THAAAARRR >A Badass DJ Pony: ...Derpy Hooves (1): Drag the window open more to see it all.Boom!!! (G.B.G.): I can't read it.

A Badass DJ Pony: With a lethal dose of flunitrazepamBoom!!! (G.B.G.): I can't pronounce that.Xth'isios traps dj in a ring of fireA Badass DJ Pony: ...Derpy Hooves (1): Burnin' ring of fire...A Badass DJ Pony: Oh no...A Badass DJ Pony: Well.Derpy Hooves (1): I went down down down and the flames went higher.Boom!!! (G.B.G.): You'll be fineA Badass DJ Pony: I'm trapped behind a wall of flame.Derpy Hooves (1): And it burns burns burns... The ring of fire.A Badass DJ Pony: How can you say that?

Derpy Hooves (1): The ring of fire.Boom!!! (G.B.G.): You'll be fine DJ, she's very kind.Xth'isios transforms to dragon formXth'isios traps dj in clawXth'isios: SOA Badass DJ Pony: Y-yes?Xth'isios: IT WAS YOU WHO DISHONORED OUR MIGHTY RACEA Badass DJ Pony: What?!Xth'isios: WAITXth'isios transforms backXth'isios: you are not vynal scratchA Badass DJ Pony: NoA Badass DJ Pony: I'm not

Boom!!! (G.B.G.): What did she do Xth'isios?Xth'isios puts out flameA Badass DJ Pony: Whew.

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A Badass DJ Pony: Okay, so I get to liveA Badass DJ Pony: This day turned out alright.Xth'isios: yes mortalXth'isios: you liveXth'isios: for nowA Badass DJ Pony: Oh thank god.Boom!!! (G.B.G.): What did the one called Vinyl Scratch do that disgraced the dr

agons?Xth'isios: Allow me to introduce myselfBoom!!! (G.B.G.): May i introduce you?Xth'isios: I am Xth'isios, controler of black dragonflight and blue dragonflightin Equestria.Xth'isios: orXth'isios: atleast I wasA Badass DJ Pony: Because of my good friend Vinyl?Xth'isios: Untill my son attempted to kill me andoverthrew meA Badass DJ Pony: OhA Badass DJ Pony: OkayA Badass DJ Pony: Nice.

Boom!!! (G.B.G.): Nice?Xth'isios: Vinyl is of no consern to me...Xth'isios thinks why do I even BOTHER with these mortalsA Badass DJ Pony: Yeah, nice.A Badass DJ Pony can't read minds, so he has no idea what Xth'sios is thinkingXth'isios eyes glow slight orangeA Badass DJ Pony: ...Xth'isios: You are VERY lucky my agreement and friendship with Celestia is dependent on me not killing any of her subjects, no matter how annoying...A Badass DJ Pony: So I can be like this as much as I want?Derpy Hooves (1): Why would you want to kill us? ::(Lyra Heartstrings: You're going to bring that up NOW?Xth'isios: (WHATBoom!!! (G.B.G.): (lol)Derpy Hooves (1): ::3)Xth'isios is half tempted to make a DJ P3N15 charDerpy Hooves (1): LOLA Badass DJ Pony spots light reflecting off the last step, stepping over it andcontinuing his saxaphoningBoom!!! (G.B.G.): (you already have too many chars)Lyra Heartstrings: (I have one character. Me. With a sword. In your chest. I fou

nd twenty gold there. Nice.)Derpy Hooves (1) is suprises you aren't humping the saxaphone.Boom!!! (G.B.G.): So, Trollestia, azzuuuup?Boom!!! (G.B.G.): (LOL Lyra)Xth'isios made the last step into a loopLyra Heartstrings considers taking a nap, and looks at the nearest bedroll.Lyra Heartstrings: http://i.imgur.com/FVZRS.jpgXth'isios: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BquIPYo7CQE&t=3s[poni]MissPrincessTrollestia: what the hell is going on in hereDerpy Hooves (1): AWESUM.Boom!!! (G.B.G.): SEXY PARTYDerpy Hooves (1): AWESUM.[poni]MissPrincessTrollestia: the fuck

Derpy Hooves (1) immune to ear rape.[poni]MissPrincessTrollestia: that fire alarm is stupid loud[poni]MissPrincessTrollestia: only way u can make it louder is

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[poni]MissPrincessTrollestia: if you set it to "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GET DA FUCK OUT THEIRS A FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"Lyra Heartstrings: (My brother is a fire fighter. I'm nothing like my brother. He's evil, I'm good. He's a fire fighter, I'm a arsonist-wait a second...)Derpy Hooves (1) googles arsonist.

[poni]MissPrincessTrollestia: OBJECTION[poni]MissPrincessTrollestia: i find you incontemp to shut the fuck upDerpy Hooves (1): ...Derpy Hooves (1): CLEANSE THE WORLDDerpy Hooves (1): CLEANSE IT IN FLAMES.[poni]MissPrincessTrollestia: THANK YA JESUSDerpy Hooves (1) lights a match.[poni]MissPrincessTrollestia: LAWLAYLEWYADerpy Hooves (1): CLEANSE...[poni]MissPrincessTrollestia: ...........[poni]MissPrincessTrollestia spits on the match[poni]MissPrincessTrollestia: CLEANSED.

Derpy Hooves (1): ...Aww...[poni]MissPrincessTrollestia: mission accomplished.Boom!!! (G.B.G.): YAY[poni]MissPrincessTrollestia: RAMIREZ[poni]MissPrincessTrollestia: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND BEND OVERDerpy Hooves (1): ...Wut?[poni]MissPrincessTrollestia: U DONT GET THE JOKEDerpy Hooves (1): I dooo...[poni]MissPrincessTrollestia mw2 joke.Lyra Heartstrings: ("Jesus... I need your help." "What is it my son?" "I need you to hold this." >Gives Jesus the murder weapon. "What the f-" "GUARDS! HE DID IT! TORTURE HIM!"Derpy Hooves (1) loves MW2.

Boom!!! (G.B.G.): If I fall asleep, don't rape me.Derpy Hooves (1): Don't count on it![poni]MissPrincessTrollestia: RAMIREZLyra Heartstrings smiles crookedly.Lyra Heartstrings: I wont, I promise.[poni]MissPrincessTrollestia: GO GET INTO THE RUSSIAN TANK WITH ONLY A KNIFE ANDA COOKIEDerpy Hooves (1): BLOW UP THE WORLD WITH A TOOTHPICK[poni]MissPrincessTrollestia: stay frost.Boom!!! (G.B.G.): Don't count on Derpy not raping me?Derpy Hooves (1): I guess so.[poni]MissPrincessTrollestia: RAMIREZ. GO LISTEN TO JUSTIN BIEBERS MUSIC.

Boom!!! (G.B.G.) can show you how to make a bomb out of a roll of toilet paper and a stick of dynamite.Derpy Hooves (1): And, I totally won't help Lyra or anything.Lyra Heartstrings: I'm the only pony qualified to rape! I played Halo once! I know how!Lyra Heartstrings pulls out a SMG.Lyra Heartstrings: Now go to sleep![poni]MissPrincessTrollestia: im qualified to rapeBoom!!! (G.B.G.): LOLDerpy Hooves (1) pulls out silenced SMG from Halo 2.[poni]MissPrincessTrollestia played cod since 4Boom!!! (G.B.G.) hugs DerpyBoom!!! (G.B.G.): SAVE ME DERPY

[poni]MissPrincessTrollestia pulls at tactical nukeDerpy Hooves (1) hugglez ^-^Boom!!! (G.B.G.): THEY WANT TO RAPE ME

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Derpy Hooves (1) turnes head 180*Derpy Hooves (1): THEY AREN'T ALONE...[poni]MissPrincessTrollestia: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J74GFlS5H18&feature=fvwrelLyra Heartstrings: BUTTSECKS BUTTSECKS BUBUBUBUBUTTSECKS... with a 40. Cal.Boom!!! (G.B.G.): Well Derpy, at least keep THEM from rapin me.[poni]MissPrincessTrollestia: i prefer the 50. cal.

Derpy Hooves (1): No promises.Derpy Hooves (1): WAIT...Derpy Hooves (1): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqyjOc3EpT4Derpy Hooves (1): :D[poni]MissPrincessTrollestia: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9xGv-hDgmI&feature=fvwrelLyra Heartstrings: I HAVE AN IDEA[poni]MissPrincessTrollestia: most racist song ever.Lyra Heartstrings: Let's take the rape, and push it somewhere else!Derpy Hooves (1): Here is good.Lyra Heartstrings: Preferably onto Boom. He likes being raped.Derpy Hooves (1): NIGGA SONG :D

Derpy Hooves (1): I guess so.Lyra Heartstrings pokes Derpy. "Is Boom asleep yet?"[poni]MissPrincessTrollestia: nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga why you eat so muchchickenBoom!!! (G.B.G.): ZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZzzzZzzzDerpy Hooves (1): YUPDerpy Hooves (1): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8RzKEwb_bA&list=LLkPTjMRm6utWVB5AUW-h-2w&index=41&feature=plpp_videoDerpy Hooves (1): BEST SONG EVERLyra Heartstrings creeps up on Boom, silently tieing ropes around his hooves.Boom!!! (G.B.G.): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvLwjkBdb5g&feature=relatedDerpy Hooves (1): Wait, we is really doing that? O.oLyra Heartstrings: No, we're throwing him into a river. What do you think, Derpy

?Derpy Hooves (1): (BOOM.)Derpy Hooves (1): (I AM GOING TO KILL YOU.)Lyra Heartstrings begins to drag towards a nearby river.Derpy Hooves (1): Nooooo...Derpy Hooves (1): Atleast untie him.Lyra Heartstrings: What?Boom!!! (G.B.G.): (why kill me?)Derpy Hooves (1): He will dwown ::3Derpy Hooves (1) flashback to Home Alone.Lyra Heartstrings: Make him a Scootaloo!Derpy Hooves (1): OHHHHH...Derpy Hooves (1): Oh wait, isn't Boom a like, REALLY heavy sleeper?Derpy Hooves (1): I think he sed something aboot that.Lyra Heartstrings: Yeah, it appears so...Lyra Heartstrings: I mean, it's not like we dragged him to a river, then a tree,tied him by his hooves upside down then dropped him to the floor...Derpy Hooves (1): We should tar and feather him.

Lyra Heartstrings: He hasn't moved an inch the whole time.Lyra Heartstrings: No, wait, Derpy! You should rape him!A Badass DJ Pony: ...

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Derpy Hooves (1): Whut?Lyra Heartstrings pushes Derpy onto Boom.A Badass DJ Pony is watching all of this from the stairsDerpy Hooves (1): ...Uhm...Lyra Heartstrings: You said you weren't going to, right?Derpy Hooves (1): No thanx?Boom!!! (G.B.G.): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkcU54BO6Q4&feature=related

Lyra Heartstrings: Fine, I guess you'll just have to tar and feather him, then...Derpy Hooves (1): (Whut.)Lyra Heartstrings passes a bucket of tar and a pillow to Derpy.Lyra Heartstrings: Make us a Scootaloo, if you will.Derpy Hooves (1): Ooooh! Good idea I has!Derpy Hooves (1) needs a marker.Lyra Heartstrings: But markers aren't good microphones ; ~; and he's already asleep ; ~;Derpy Hooves (1): Like a pen or something.Lyra Heartstrings passes Derpy a sharpie.Derpy Hooves (1): Ready to meet sharpie?

Lyra Heartstrings: I think Boom is...Derpy Hooves (1): Indeed.Lyra Heartstrings also hooves Derpy a monocle and tophat.Boom!!! (G.B.G.) appears dead.Lyra Heartstrings checks for a pulse on Boom.Lyra Heartstrings: He's alive...Lyra Heartstrings: Do it, filly!Derpy Hooves (1) draws a penis on his head and an arrow to his mouth with the words "Insert here."Derpy Hooves (1): x3Lyra Heartstrings: XDLyra Heartstrings: Oh, wait, let me see it...A Badass DJ Pony: ...

A Badass DJ Pony: What the hay is going on....Lyra Heartstrings takes sharpie and flips Boom over.Derpy Hooves (1): Oh no... XPLyra Heartstrings draws on Boom's flank the same thing, pointing to the backdoorinstead.Lyra Heartstrings: X3Derpy Hooves (1) falls over laughing.Derpy Hooves (1): HAAHAHAHAHAH!Derpy Hooves (1): I KNEW YOU WAS GONNA DO DAT!Lyra Heartstrings: I KNOW! I KNOW! One more thing!Derpy Hooves (1): HEheheh... Whut?Lyra Heartstrings draws a moustache on Boom's face.

Derpy Hooves (1): Oooof course. :PLyra Heartstrings: XDA Badass DJ Pony: B-Boom?A Badass DJ Pony: Oh my...Lyra Heartstrings: Stereotypical prank, accomplished!Derpy Hooves (1): Quite.Lyra Heartstrings adds a monocle, and the word "PENIS" to his forehead.Lyra Heartstrings: He's going to be so angry when he wakes up...Derpy Hooves (1): I hope he enjoys his new... Image...Xth'isios just had sex with a gorilla in the moonlight, but little did I know that Lord Farquaad was stalking us with his army of midget donkies, so I than decided to behead a pig and do that too, but little did I know LORD FARQUAAD WAS THEFATHER OF MY GORILLA!!!!! *dun dun duuuun* so than I went to DR. Phill, got eat

en by inspecter gadget, and never had a tumor..Boom!!! (G.B.G.): Wasn't a penis already drawn on my head? What's the point of writing the word PENIS?

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Derpy Hooves (1) ........WHAT?A Badass DJ Pony: ...A Badass DJ Pony: Da fuq?Derpy Hooves (1): (BOTH = FUNNIER.)Lyra Heartstrings pushes Xth out of the picture.Lyra Heartstrings: Enough of that.Xth'isios: so

Xth'isios: lyraXth'isios: do you enjoy fire?Boom!!! (G.B.G.): (wasn't in parenthesis)Lyra Heartstrings: Yeah, I like walking through it in my class a fire suit, likeI'm wearing now.Lyra Heartstrings: It's capable of withstanding temperatures exceeding 10,000 degrees.A Badass DJ Pony trots over to boom and starts shaking himLyra Heartstrings: So, what were you saying?Derpy Hooves (1): It's...A Badass DJ Pony: Wake up, dude.Derpy Hooves (1): OVER 9000!

A Badass DJ Pony: Things are happening.Lyra Heartstrings: Because I can live on the sun with this junk.Xth'isios encases lyra in Dragonflame which is, indeed 90,000,000 degreesBoom!!! (G.B.G.) is comatose.Lyra Heartstrings: (Then you die too, Xth.)Xth'isios: (nope.aviDerpy Hooves (1): (True.)Xth'isios: (FIRE MAKE ME STRONGERLyra Heartstrings: (Yeah, dragonfire is about 700 degrees, tops.)A Badass DJ Pony: Well.A Badass DJ Pony: Boom's out.Xth'isios: LyraXth'isios hugs

Derpy Hooves (1): Wutnow?Lyra Heartstrings: ?Lyra Heartstrings: Er... uh...Lyra Heartstrings huggles.Boom!!! (G.B.G.) is in a coma.Derpy Hooves (1): >.>Derpy Hooves (1): Whut.Xth'isios encases lyra and I in magma and freezes itLyra Heartstrings: (Good thing this comes with an oxygen tank...)Xth'isios makes a NIIICE statueXth'isios dosen't have to breathLyra Heartstrings begins to argue with her new partner.

Lyra Heartstrings: I MEAN, REALLY? YOU HAD TO DO THAT, HUH?Lyra Heartstrings will now nag Xth to death.Xth'isios: shhXth'isios: she's asleepBoom!!! (G.B.G.) is slowly dyingXth'isios breaks the shellXth'isios: IT'S A GIRLLyra Heartstrings escapes.Xth'isios just hatched her eggDerpy Hooves (1): If Boom magically wakes up I shall has secks with him for no raisin.Lyra Heartstrings glares daggers at Xth'isios.Xth'isios: sorry

Lyra Heartstrings: Me too.Xth'isios: sorry I was like that,Derpy Hooves (1): ...Huh, first time that didn't work...

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Lyra Heartstrings: *two >.>Xth'isios: Hormones?Lyra Heartstrings: Why did you do that, anyway?Xth'isios: anywayXth'isios: what?Boom!!! (G.B.G.) , as if by magic, opens his eyes.Lyra Heartstrings: TRY TO FREAKIN' KILL ME!

A Badass DJ Pony: Oh, hey!Xth'isios: hug you and encase you?Derpy Hooves (1): OH OF COURSE.Xth'isios: first offXth'isios: I hugged you cause IDK whyXth'isios: I encased you cause I was tired and that's what I do when I sleepXth'isios: HabitBoom!!! (G.B.G.): How long was I out?Xth'isios: For 2000 yearsDerpy Hooves (1): 3 months.Lyra Heartstrings: Er... enough not to hear our promises.Lyra Heartstrings: But HEY! Look in the mirror!

Derpy Hooves (1): NO WAITLyra Heartstrings shoves a mirror into Boom's face.Xth'isios: lyraDerpy Hooves (1): WE NEED TO GO TO THE MARKETBoom!!! (G.B.G.): I had a dream ponies were doing weird tings to me.Derpy Hooves (1) slaps the mirror away*Lyra Heartstrings: Yes, Xth?Xth'isios: do you want to learn how to shoot flame?Boom!!! (G.B.G.): Well, that explains my weird dream.Lyra Heartstrings: What are you doing, Derpy?A Badass DJ Pony: That was no dream, BoomLyra Heartstrings: Er... no thanks, I'm a wizard.A Badass DJ Pony: Derpy and Lyra drew all over you

Xth'isios: okDerpy Hooves (1): Ssh, let's bring him to a public are-...Xth'isios transforms into dragonXth'isios: WELLXth'isios: I'M OFF TO EVERFREEDerpy Hooves (1): DAMMIT DJ PEN-15.Lyra Heartstrings: Bye.Boom!!! (G.B.G.): I dreamed that it happened while it was happening.Boom!!! (G.B.G.): Bye.Xth'isios: (ANALCEPTIONLyra Heartstrings: I have an idea!Xth'isios: (WE MUST GO DEEPER

Lyra Heartstrings: Boom, I have the cure for your new cutiemark!Lyra Heartstrings: And... face mark...Derpy Hooves (1) snicker.Xth'isios: WHICH REMINDS MEA Badass DJ Pony: Boom, take this mirror...Xth'isios: I have no cutiemark as I am not REALLY a ponyA Badass DJ Pony passes Boom a mirrorBoom!!! (G.B.G.): And the cure is?Xth'isios: MORE COWBELL?Boom!!! (G.B.G.): I already saw/Lyra Heartstrings pulls out a razor.Derpy Hooves (1): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4X3iMUQPDDMLyra Heartstrings: A nice, clean shave!

Lyra Heartstrings: Let's see... I never did this before, so stand still... hopefully it didn't got past the coat...Boom!!! (G.B.G.): Fine.

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Derpy Hooves (1): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--5NkNPz7uE&feature=relatedLyra Heartstrings accidentally takes off the left cutiemark.Lyra Heartstrings: Er... woops?Lyra Heartstrings: That will grow back, right?Lyra Heartstrings (1): You know... cutiemarks do that, right?Lyra Heartstrings (1): Just come back by magic later on?Xth'isios: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJTjgClLgVE&feature=related

Derpy Hooves (1): Ribs grow back too.Derpy Hooves (1): ...No zey don't...Xth'isios whispers in lyra's earXth'isios: NO zey dontXth'isios: (DANG IT DERPY XDDerpy Hooves (1): (HANKEY PANKEY.)Derpy Hooves (1): (MMMMHHMMMM)Lyra Heartstrings (1): 22 minutes until I can watch Cry play some more random games....Lyra Heartstrings (1): Probably watch him play Luna Game 3 again...Lyra Heartstrings (1): That was funny...Lyra Heartstrings (1): He's not even a brony XD

Derpy Hooves (1): My game is awesum.Lyra Heartstrings (1): >Cry trying to name his Skyrim character. >"Crysalad... no... Cryman... no... CryMan... no... Crydragon... no..." >Fifty attempts later.>"Ah forget it, it's just Cry..." Made me lol hard. XDDerpy Hooves (1): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FlunitrazepamDerpy Hooves (1): lulDerpy Hooves (1): I just called mah gui Derpy.Derpy Hooves (1): FOR NO RAISIN.A Badass DJ Pony: Are you leaving earth for the same thing?Derpy Hooves (1): "Flunitrazepam is often cited as a date rape drug."Derpy Hooves (1): That said, who wants some?Derpy Hooves (1): :DBoom!!! (G.B.G.): MEMEMEME

A Badass DJ Pony casually raises a hoofA Badass DJ Pony: I can take so many doeses of that, I'll be fineDerpy Hooves (1): ...You want it?A Badass DJ Pony: SureA Badass DJ Pony: Pass some over.Derpy Hooves (1): Eh, alright. Mr. PEN15.Derpy Hooves (1) tosses it over.A Badass DJ Pony catches itA Badass DJ Pony: LETS DO THISA Badass DJ Pony puts it into a drink and takes it all downBoom!!! (G.B.G.) takes a gas pellet out of a KO grenade and bites it.A Badass DJ Pony: See. Fine. I don't fe-

A Badass DJ Pony passes out on the floorBoom!!! (G.B.G.) is KO'dLyra Heartstrings (1) picks DJ up, and brings her to a nearby bedroom.Derpy Hooves (1): "the ability to cause strong amnesia during its duration of action"Lyra Heartstrings (1) places a "Do Not Disturb" sign on the outside.Lyra Heartstrings (1) picks up Boom as well, and brings him in the room.Derpy Hooves (1): Welp, now whut?Lyra Heartstrings (1) turns out the lights, picks up the computer, and connectstheir brains to the Laptop.Lyra Heartstrings (1) turns on "Amnesia: The Dark Descent".Lyra Heartstrings (1): Well, they DO have Amnesia....Boom!!! (G.B.G.) 's mind is a steel trap, completely unphased.

Lyra Heartstrings (1): Might as well give them a second dose...A Badass DJ Pony immediatly wakes upA Badass DJ Pony: Amnesia?!

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A Badass DJ Pony: Nope.Derpy Hooves (1): ...A Badass DJ Pony: I'm out.Boom!!! (G.B.G.): (my gas doesn't cause amnesia)A Badass DJ Pony unplugs himselfDerpy Hooves (1): Goobai then.Lyra Heartstrings (1): ; ~;

Derpy Hooves (1): ...Hug?A Badass DJ Pony: SureLyra Heartstrings (1): :DBoom!!! (G.B.G.) wakes up for hugsLyra Heartstrings (1): No hugs? ; ~;A Badass DJ Pony hugs LyraDerpy Hooves (1) hugs Lyra.Lyra Heartstrings (1) hugs DJ.Derpy Hooves (1): YES HUGSLyra Heartstrings (1) hugs EVERYPONY! "DBoom!!! (G.B.G.) hugs everyponyLyra Heartstrings (1): :3

A Badass DJ Pony hugs everyponyDerpy Hooves (1): WOOP.Derpy Hooves (1) everypony hugs.Lyra Heartstrings (1): Huggle party!Lyra Heartstrings (1) hugs Boom.Lyra Heartstrings (1) then hugs Derpy.Boom!!! (G.B.G.) hugs LyraLyra Heartstrings (1) picks up DJ in a big hug. :3Lyra Heartstrings (1): (Nopony hugs DJ ; ~;)Derpy Hooves (1): Watch out for the PEN15.A Badass DJ Pony hugs Lyra backA Badass DJ Pony: Thank you for caring :3Boom!!! (G.B.G.) hugs DJ

Lyra Heartstrings (1): :DLyra Heartstrings (1): It's never a problem to care!Derpy Hooves (1) is now hungry.Boom!!! (G.B.G.) bakes muffinsBoom!!! (G.B.G.): WHO WANTS MUFFINS????Lyra Heartstrings (1) buys a truckload of muffins from Pinkie Pie, and gives them all to Derpy.A Badass DJ Pony raises a hoofDerpy Hooves (1): o.oDerpy Hooves (1) passes out from sight of SO MUCH MUFFIN~Boom!!! (G.B.G.): Mine are fresh baked with love, not from a bakery.A Badass DJ Pony jumps into the new pile and starts eating

Lyra Heartstrings (1): How to pronounce "Banana Nut Muffin"... "Bananamutmuffin:3"Lyra Heartstrings (1): Today, I passed out in class... true story, too...Boom!!! (G.B.G.): WaitBoom!!! (G.B.G.): Where did Xth'isios go?Lyra Heartstrings (1): I was just sitting there, dozing through another lectureby the most drab teacher ever...Derpy Hooves (1) is about to get 20 messages at once.Lyra Heartstrings (1): Next thing you know, I pass out, head slams into the desk, and my teacher freaks out.Derpy Hooves (1): I KNEW ITDerpy Hooves (1): HAHAAHHDerpy Hooves (1): Never tell your password to anyone.

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Lyra Heartstrings (1): The whole thing shook, and the metal RANG..Lyra Heartstrings (1): That hard.Boom!!! (G.B.G.): LOLDerpy Hooves (1): Boom!!! (G.B.G.): Sounds like fun.Boom!!! (G.B.G.): Can I play too?Derpy Hooves: ...Wut...Lyra Heartstrings (1): Everyone freaked the hell out. No joke.

Boom!!! (G.B.G.): LAWLBoom!!! (G.B.G.): LOLs like a BAWSSDerpy Hooves (1) is now scared of Boom.Lyra Heartstrings (1): When the teacher said my name, I didn't even respond, I sat there stunned.Lyra Heartstrings (1): For six seconds, I couldn't do a damn thing.Boom!!! (G.B.G.): Why are you scared of me DerpyDerpy Hooves (1): THUD RIIIING...Boom!!! (G.B.G.): ?Lyra Heartstrings (1): "What happened? Why didn't you answer me when I said yourname?" My answer? "Oh, sorry, I forgot..."Lyra Heartstrings (1): I am now a hero. :3

Boom!!! (G.B.G.): Why is Derpy now scared of me?A Badass DJ Pony: You are credit to team. c:Boom!!! (G.B.G.): DERPY IZ BEST SNIPERDerpy Hooves (1): YEW WHANT TEW TOUCH MEEEHHH... AND WHEN SOMEPONY DOES THAT I SENSE RAPE.Lyra Heartstrings (1): :3Derpy Hooves (1) IS best sniper.Derpy Hooves (1): http://steamcommunity.com/id/ILikePoniesDealWithIt/inventory#440_2_432951581Derpy Hooves (1) needs 20 more kills.Derpy Hooves (1) accepts hugs LIKE A BAWSS.Derpy Hooves (1) is still passed out tho.Lyra Heartstrings (1): http://steamcommunity.com/id/lyra_heartstrings/inventory

#440_2_372346476A Badass DJ Pony: http://steamcommunity.com/id/The_Badass/inventory#440_2_240129553Lyra Heartstrings (1): XDBoom!!! (G.B.G.) hugs like a BAWSSA Badass DJ Pony: Level 55 SANDVICHDerpy Hooves (1): http://steamcommunity.com/id/ILikePoniesDealWithIt/inventory#440_2_420793145Derpy Hooves (1): http://steamcommunity.com/id/ILikePoniesDealWithIt/inventory#440_2_420765690Derpy Hooves (1): http://steamcommunity.com/id/ILikePoniesDealWithIt/inventory#440_2_416884829

Derpy Hooves (1): http://steamcommunity.com/id/ILikePoniesDealWithIt/inventory#440_2_559492144Derpy Hooves (1): http://steamcommunity.com/id/ILikePoniesDealWithIt/inventory#440_2_559492145Boom!!! (G.B.G.): SPAMDerpy Hooves (1): http://steamcommunity.com/id/ILikePoniesDealWithIt/inventory#440_2_559492156Boom!!! (G.B.G.): WEAPON SPAMA Badass DJ Pony: I have all of those vintiesLyra Heartstrings (1): SPAM ANOTHER ITEM AND I LEAVEDerpy Hooves (1): ;3Derpy Hooves (1): :