Reflex book part2

INDEX

Chapter 1. Crucifixion DetailChapter 2. Since The Last BookChapter 3. Back to the Beginning of TimeChapter 4. The Third OptionChapter 5. No OneChapter 6. Structure/We All Fall DownChapter 7. This Is Fucking CoolChapter 8. Hiss. Acid. Base. Down. How?Chapter 9. Technology roundupChapter 10. 'The End'Chapter 11. Number 90

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Chapter 1. Crucifixion Detail

This does have to be the first bit of the book.

As you know these books are written in the style of 'someone' who thinks he is Jesus. Get over the fact that I probably am. AND THAT YOU ARE NOT AHAHAHA

Like you even can.

Anyway they are written in that style, just like before, and parts of this book are presented as a 'story'. Ok that's that. I am better than you! You are like a piss compared

to me, and you will cry at some time later tonight.

YOU ARE LIKE A PISS COMPARED TO ME BECAUSE I AM JESUS!

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say that.

So...

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That was a pain diagram! Now I feel really great. You see from my graphics that I am better than you. Just from my graphics. 'Is he Jesus?' .. 'Yes He Is! Look at this'

AS IF ANY MORE PROOF WAS NEEDED. I AM LIKE THIS! YES, YOU ARE NOT JESUS! wanker

Well what's with this guy's feet?

BASICALLY THE NUMBERS ARE LIKE, A ONE IS LIKE ONE ARM CUT OFF AT THE SHOULDER.

In Roman times you were whipped all day before crucifi with special whips with stones knotted into them of a particular size, this rubs the back and makes lots of holes between your ribs. The modern preferred method (for blacks) is a full kettle full of boiling water on the back, then drill with a 1cm diameter drill bit 6 holes between each pair of ribs (obviously do this on both sides) and 5 below the bottom rib. Don't drill in more than 1cm or you will ruin it. Then put in hot cinders or use a poker to prevent any bleeding from the back. “What is he like!”

This makes the hell pass in waves as you breathe in and out. “Stop that!”

The one for the head is the crown of thorns, not that painful you might think, but this is a costly affair because of the third brow or third eye chakra, which is fucking awesome.

And it IS NEEDED BECAUSE THE BLACK CUNT WILL BE TAKING FUCKING DRUGS! CUNT!

You hang on burned out holes in your arms... and the feet are really bad.

BUT ALSO BURN THE FUCKER'S BELLEND WITH A HOT IRON. THIS DOUBLES THE VALUE TO 262.

In Roman times they used to use a red hot poker inside a young woman's slidy part, for example, if she had been raped. OR WAS BLACK

Like for example I think Andi Osho should get it because she's not really fit enough.

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that was the tiny part where you can't feel it yet

Inject 100ml of LSD.

Within moments they will start to cry!

“you cunt”

This increases the level to 100x

(full crucifixion pain) or FP

Actually due to the way pain works, although physically what you can feel is 100 times stronger, the experience is probably around 10,000 times worse. Or 100,000 times. More on that later. I will deal purely with numbers of nerve cells active for now.

3% of FP causes complete destruction of the soul.

50% and higher are used by enlighteneds and such to make themselves grow if they want. For example 1 full 2-week crucifixion will make you 5x bigger, then you grow in size forever blah blah blah last book ok. Good.

END OF CHAPTER! KILL ALL BLACK CUNTS!!!

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Chapter 2. Since The Last Book

This chapter is very funny indeed.

Basically, when I wrote the first book, I was just showing off. These guys had said I had done this stuff ages ago and that I was Jesus, and I thought I would tell everyone. The thought hadn't entered into my head that... well.. they had lied! I just thought I had done 54 speed, and was waiting to the end for a shag.

In 2010, the thought entered into my mind of another possibility, that I had only gotten to 10 speed, and was gonna end up getting fucking crucified. Fuck that! Fuck!

Quite scary!

Eventually you realise this could be bad!

All those evil drachomonoids doing time stop on me! This could be 4,000 years on the cross I thought! Fuck that! Fucking cunts! :-(

I was arrested a couple of times.

SPOOK!

Let's try a spoook

This is spoook time

Now

The first time i was arrested was weird. I was hanging around outside a supermarket in the early morning, after having been caught shoplifting earlier. I

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was on drugs and just fancied maybe getting arrested to see what it was like. (??) well I forgot I had some drugs on me so I got arrested. Now maybe the 3 policemen thought I was someone else because they handcuffed me behind my back, then proceeded, (3 of them together) to begin to push me over (???wtf). To stop myself falling over pathetically I instinctively lowered my center of mass. This seemed to freak them and I ended up being forced into a lying position with them on my back. I don't know why this was as the car was ready for them to put me into. After a while they let me up and into the car. Away we went! BOOM

Around this time I had been thinking maybe the drachomonoids could use their magical jesus-like powers to keep me alive forever I thought! Weird¬!

Anyway I don't think these coppers liked me because my mate crucifies rapists! Weird!

Probably satanists I thought. Pesky satanists! I've been caught! Bollocks!

Anyway went to the station, it was perfectly normal, everyone was refusing to show me any ID, and I was not allowed to have any phone call. BOOM BOOM BOOM BBOM

careful now

BOOM

thats better.

So, after a while in the cell, because I was on drugs and I told them I WAS schizophrenic, I got to see a DOCTOR.

He asked me several questions and stuff and tried to check my blood pressure. Apparently he couldnt do that very well and he discarded the apparently faulty blood pressure measuring strap on the floor in front of me, because (I felt) it had failed to cut my arm off. Weird!

Anyway he took the number I wanted to call, and said he would not call the person for me. He said because of my mental illness I was not being allowed a phone call! (“”)

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Down at the hospital now, the handcuffs are fucking trying to cut off my hands! I can feel this! Yep, thats fucking fucked!

And one blood pressure monitor attempt did feel extremely tight!

Yes, handcuffs that can cut off your fucking hands. GOOD.

I was also arrested on a second occasion.

In the end I invented stuff like scary face, jump joke, and shaky hand to signify when I sensed a black person had been caught. So as to avoid freaking anyone out.

Its a bit pathetic to keep smashing someone with a hammer who is 1 millionth of your size. HE MIGHT LIKE TO HAVE A BIG FIGHT OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND BLEED THE FUCK OUT OF YOU AND DO FUNNY DANCING AND KEEP SHOUTING MINE AND BOOM AND MINE.

Kate middleton is a slag

Also to make myself look cool I will mention one of the policeman in this station said that it has never been law in this country for people to be allowed a phone call.

[if anything, this makes kate middleton look bad. ed]

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Chapter 3. Back to the Beginning of Time

All I want is to get this chapter right.

Some people 'in the know' will tell you some bullshit like, the first person that existed was called God, and they might sometimes say something like... 'I reckon he was like, a

Sarconophyx or something. Something like that.'

These people don't really know a lot about shit. Seth was the first person to exist. Unfortunately several million little boy souls appeared after that, which he began to

rape, strangle, and kill.

It took millions of years of this ACTUALLY occurring before I began to exist.

And how do I know all this?

He recorded it on tape and made DVDs.

THIS IS TYPICAL OF PEOPLE LIKE THAT

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Chapter 4. The Third Option

'so, do you see why he hates blacks so much?'

'yeah'

'I mean'

'I know'

OI CUT THAT OUT THIS IS A PRIVATE BOOKWRITING SESSION.

'what the fuck'

'who's that'

'it's me, jesus'

tHIS WAS AN UNFORCED ERROR IN TYPE. NO SERIOUS COMMENTS WERE ALLEGED AGAINST DJS HELLFISH OR PRODUCER AT THIS TIME, EXCEPT TO SAY THAT. I DID

NOT MAKE THAT LAST CHAPTER UP.

'good'

'good man, well played'

sound

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In all seriousness, that's not what all black men are like.

SEE HOW I HIJACKED THE MAIN PLOT OF WHETHER NOT IT IS IMPORTANT OR NOT WHETHER THEY ARE LIKE THAT.

ALL BLACK MEN ARE LIKE THAT.

THIS IMPOSING FONT MEANS THAT AS JESUS MY COMMENTS ARE IRREVERSIBLE

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AND TAKE INSTANT EFFECT OF BECOMING TRUE. END OF STATEMENT.

AND YES, IT WAS A FUCKING LIE.

So back in the real world, some screwhead has lost the plot pretending to be an actual racist!

FOR NO GOOD REASON

'nice face'

'nice bloke'

'what a fucking cunt!'

'fucking paedo cunt!'

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Chapter 7. This Is Fucking Cool

This Is Fucking Cool

This is the end of my book.

Thanks

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