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FALL TV PREVIEW
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 16, 2012SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 16, 2012
CONNIE BRITTON AND HAYDEN PANETTIERE PLAY
DUELING COUNTRY DIVAS ON ABC’S MOST BUZZED-ABOUT DRAMA
GREETINGS FROM
THE SCOOP on 14 hot new showsstarring Matthew Perry, Vanessa Williams,Lucy Liu, and more
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Revenge revealed that
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A: Jennifer Jason Leigh, 50, who starred in Fast Times at Ridgemont High, will play the unstable mother of Emily Thorne (Emily VanCamp) on
Q: Jim Parsons plays genius Sheldon Cooper on The Big Bang Theory (CBS, Sept. 27). What are his real-life academic credits? —Jeff Lesemann, Lafayette, La.
A: The Texas native, 39, has an under-graduate degree from the University of Houston and a master’s in classical theater from the University of San Diego, where he studied at the Old Globe theater. Parsons also boasts two Emmys and a Golden Globe award.
Q: I love Kerry Wash-ing ton on the drama Scandal (ABC, Sept. 27). Does she have a real interest in politics? —Viola M. Troup, Tex.
A: Yes; in addition to being an offi cial surrogate for the Obama campaign , Washington, 35, was appointed to the President’s Committee on the Arts and the Humanities in 2009. “I participate not as a celebrity but as an American,” she says.
the Hamptons-set drama (ABC, Sept. 30). Spoiler alert! Forget Daniel—meet Emily’s new love interest and learn about their romantic future at wetpaint.com/revenge.
WALTER SCOTT ASKS …
Zooey DeschanelShe stars as the quirky Jess Day on Fox’s New
Girl (premiering Sept. 25), a role that earned the 32-year-old actress her � rst Emmy nomination.
New Girl was last year’s surprise comedy hit. Did you expect such success after only one season? No! I just loved the character so much and hoped other people would, too. She’s really optimistic and responds differently to the world.You sing the show’s theme song. Did you help write it? I wrote the melody. I wanted the show to have a catchy theme song, so I took a crack at it. I love old theme songs. Mary Tyler Moore and Welcome Back,Kotter are my favorites. Bangs have become your signature look. Would you ever consider a new hairdo? I’m pretty much all bangs and eyes! I grew my bangs out before, but I don’t feel like myself if I don’t have them.
Send your questions to Walter Sco� at [email protected] or P.O. Box 5001, Grand Central Station, New York, N.Y. 10163-5001.
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spies, swinging ’70s London, and changing sexual mores refl ects the Atonement author’s characteristic fascination with moral ambiguity. (Due Nov. 13)
2 The Round HouseLikely to be dubbed the Native
American To Kill a Mockingbird, Louise Erdrich’s moving, complex, and surprisingly uplifting latest tells of a boy’s coming of age in the wake of a brutal, racist attack on his mother. (Due Oct. 2)
3 SuttonWhen Willie Sutton left Attica
in 1969, the Brooklyn-born bank robber reemerged as a folk hero for an American public fed up with the fi nancial system. In his fi rst novel, J. R. Moehringer (The Tender Bar) presents an epic tale that rivals The Shawshank Redemption. (Due Sept. 25)
4 PhantomRestored to health but no less
troubled, ex-cop Harry Hole is back in Oslo, prowling the dark corners where junkies and crooked politicians cavort. A huge hit in Norway, the latest install-ment in Jo Nesbø’s wholly original series may be his best yet. (Due Oct. 2)
5 The TwelveIn Justin Cronin’s follow-up to
The Passage, a disastrous govern-ment experiment transforms most of humanity into hordes of vampiric monsters, and survivors struggle to fi nd the source of the virus. A feast for fans of apocalyptic fi ction and horror alike. (Due Oct. 16)
6MortalityThis collection of essays by
writer-critic Christopher Hitchens, who died in December after a battle with esophageal cancer, is a sort of anti–Last Lecture—a smart, irreverent, and moving analysis of his end-of-life journey through “Tumorville.” Brave and powerful stuff. (Available now)
7 Back to Blood Tom Wolfe offers up a
wonderful setting and a diverse cast of characters in this funny, thought-provoking, high-energy novel, which does for Miami what his 1987 best-selling The Bonfire
of the Vanities did for New York. (Due Oct. 23)
8 Joseph Anton: A MemoirIn February 1989, the Ayatollah
Khomeini issued a fatwa against novelist Salman Rushdie, sentencing him to death for writing The Satanic
Verses. Joseph Anton (Rushdie’s code name) is the story of how the author, who was forced underground, managed to live and fi ght, not just survive. (Due Sept. 18)
9 500 Days: Secrets and Lies in the Terror Wars
Illuminating and entertaining throughout, Kurt Eichenwald’s 500
Days draws readers into the inner sanctums of world leaders as they desperately scramble to deal with the aftermath of 9/11, making decisions that will impact international events—and ordinary citizens—for decades to come. (Available now)
10 The DivinersNovelist Libba Bray mixes
the glamour of Prohibition-era New York with supernatural thrills worthy of an early Stephen King story. In this young adult adventure with plenty of crossover appeal, protago-nist Evie O’Neill’s arrival in the city coincides with a spate of occult-based murders that unlock dark secrets in her own life. (Due Sept. 18)
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I love that dress on you,” Hayden Panettiere tells Connie Britton. “You look beautiful,” Britton replies, smoothing a lock of Panettiere’s hair. From the mutual admiration on
display at PARADE’s photo shoot, you’d never know these two play bitter rivals on the ABC series Nashville (Oct. 10, 10 p.m. ET), set in the world of country music. In this Star Is Born–esque saga, Britton plays Rayna Jaymes, whose Queen of Nashville crown is being knocked sideways by slumping music sales and the rise of a pop country upstart named Juliette Barnes—who’s popular even with Rayna’s own kids. Panettiere plays Barnes, who is as talented as she is ambitious but who’s trying to keep a lid on her deeply troubled family life.
“The music industry looks at them in very different ways,” says Britton, 45, who’s thankful she hasn’t had Rayna’s career arc. (Her Emmy nominations in the past three years, for Friday Night Lights and American Horror Story, prove just the opposite.) “I want to make sure we don’t imply that the minute a
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woman turns 40 the business leaves her behind, because that’s certainly not my experience. But there is a difference in perspective on the kind of stars these two women are, and that’s really authentic.”
For her part, Panettiere, 23, says that playing a “snotty, disrespectful” starlet is both a stretch (“It would be mortifying if anyone thought that was me in any way”) and a blessing. “I’m not going to lie—after Heroes, it was an uphill battle to be seen as anything besides the sweet, all-American cheerleader,” she says. “A project like this that allows me to both sing and act is a dream come true.”
The two stars, who perform songs written by Lee Brice, Elvis Costello, and others, were put through the kind of musical paces normally reserved for American Idol contestants. Britton worked fi rst with a vocal coach, then with renowned record producer T-Bone Burnett (husband of Nashville creator
Callie Khouri) for four hours daily. “I’ve said ‘What did I sign myself up for?’ just about every day,” she says with a laugh. “The first time people had to hear me sing, I was absolutely about to vomit.” Panettiere flirted with a pop career in her teens but admits she’s “always had very bad stage fright”; she studied entertainers like Carrie Under-wood and relied on a choreographer to get her moves Grand Ole Opry–ready.
Depicting Music City accurately was a major focus for Khouri (an Oscar winner for her Thelma & Louise screenplay). “I don’t know if the world understands how much of a [convergence] point Nashville is,” she says. “There are so many different types of music and people there. It’s a magical place.” The city, where the show is being fi lmed, is looking forward to its network close-up. “It’s injected millions into the economy,” says Mayor Karl Dean. “There is also an excitement and energy from having the actors here.”
Britton relocated with her two dogs and 19-month-old adopted son, Eyob, a move she describes as “chal-lenging. But I felt we had no choice but to shoot in Nashville.” Those who know the city
well may glimpse some locals in the bands, as well as musicians like J. D. Souther, who plays a country legend named Watty White.
While the series’ setup pits veteran against ingenue, the drama soon expands beyond that: Love triangles brew, a sinister father machinates, a marriage is tested, sympathies realign. “We’ve seen a lot of female relationships done wrong,” says Britton. “Our goal is to do it right.”
T H E Y WA L K T H E L I N E
“It’s probably the most intense prep I’ve done for any role,” says
As Ryan King, a sports talk radio host forced into a support group following the death of his wife, Matthew
Perry is surrounded by hilarious misfi ts on Go On (NBC, Tuesdays, 9 p.m. ET). “These are quirky people who normally wouldn’t mix, but they need each other,” he says. “I wasn’t looking to do a comedy, but this gave me one of the most dramatic scenes I’ve ever had to play, and when you read some-thing good, all other designs go out the window.”
Elementary CBS, Sept. 27, 10 p.m. ET This modern take on Sherlock Holmes pairs a New York–based version of the cerebral sleuth (Jonny Lee Miller) with a female Watson (Lucy Liu), his sober companion. Don’t expect sparks to fl y, though—at least not right away. “A romance in a crime series can limit where you’re going,” says Liu. “But I don’t think [the producers] said never.”
666 Park Avenue ABC, Sept. 30, 10 p.m. ET A young couple (Dave Annable and Rachael Taylor) agree to manage the Drake, a luxury building with a sinister history. Terry O’Quinn and Vanessa Williams (below) are its mysterious owners. “We play evil well,” Williams says with a laugh.
Made in Jersey CBS, Sept. 28, 9 p.m. ETLoved Working Girl? Janet Mont-gomery channels some of Melanie Griffi th’s streetwise sass as a Garden State local launching her career at a posh Manhattan law fi rm. “It’s about having the right mix of her being different but [not] a caricature,” Montgomery says of her character.
Guys With Kids NBC, Sept. 26, 8:30 p.m. ETFrom executive producer Jimmy Fallon comes a show about three 30-something pals (Anthony Anderson, Jesse Bradford, and Zach Cregger) dealing with fatherhood, despite having some growing up to do themselves. Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Tempestt Bledsoe play two of the guys’ long-suffering spouses.
Ben and Kate Fox, Sept. 25, 8:30 p.m. ETA well-meaning troublemaker (Nat Faxon) moves in with his type A sister (Dakota Johnson) to help
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A gay couple (Andrew Rannells and Justin Bartha) enlist a single-mom surrogate (Georgia King) to bear their child; Ellen Barkin (below left with Rannells, King, Bebe Wood, and Bartha) costars. Though the story line has already generated contro-versy, “everybody has people in their family who are represented in these characters,” says cocreator Ryan Murphy (Glee).
raise her daughter, played by Maggie Elizabeth Jones (We Bought a Zoo). “You’re going to have to suc-cumb to the fact that we’re not as adorable [as she is]!” Faxon says of the 8-year-old Jones.
Vegas CBS, Sept. 25, 10 p.m. ET In this ’60s-set drama, starring Dennis Quaid as real-life sheriff Ralph Lamb and Michael Chiklis as his mobster adversary, the early days of Sin City are resurrected—including the famed Fremont Street. Today, it’s known as the Fremont Street Experi-ence and includes light shows, casinos, and hotels under one canopy. But in the series re-creation, “it has a cowboy fl avor and represents western themes and ideals,” says executive producer Cathy Konrad.
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The CW, Oct. 16, 9 p.m. ET
Mamie Gummer stars as a med school grad who fi nds that life at her new hospital brings out old insecuri-ties, especially when she’s faced with a former teen tormentor. Though she’s the daughter of Meryl Streep, Gummer can relate. “High school never seems that long ago,” she says.
The Mob Doctor Fox, Sept. 17, 9 p.m. ET
To pay off a family debt, a Chicago surgeon (Jordana Spiro, above right) moonlights as a physician for the South Side Mafi a. “This didn’t feel like a medical procedural to me,” Spiro says. “There’s something down and dirty about the mob world that I like.”
Chicago Fire
NBC, Oct. 10, 10 p.m. ET
A look at the dangerous lives of the paramedics, fi refi ghters, and rescue squad workers in a Windy City fi re-house. The red-hot cast—led by Jesse Spencer and Taylor Kinney—appreciated getting some on-the-job training. “When you walk into a smoke-fi lled room that’s over 200 degrees, it’s a shock to the senses,” Kinney says.
“My character’s impatient and has
weird prejudices. If I acted like her at work,
I’d be seen as tyrannical.”
MINDY
KALING
She created and stars in The Mindy Project (Fox, Sept. 25, 9:30 p.m. ET), but Mindy Kaling (The Office) didn’t sacrifi ce comedy for vanity. Right away, we see her character’s success as a doctor tempered by a drunken fall into a pool, an embarrassing toast, and an inappropriate fl ing with a coworker. “She has huge blind spots and fl aws,” says Kaling.
SPOTLIGHT ON ...
Revolution NBC, Sept. 17, 10 p.m. ETLife without electricity—no lights, cars, phones, or (horrors!) TV—is vividly depicted in this postapocalyp-tic drama produced by Lost creator J. J. Abrams. In one scene, a vine-engulfed Wrigley Field conveys the shocking result of 15 unplugged years.
“We wanted to embrace the look of being swallowed by nature,”
Nope. Women composed more than 10 percent of the workforce even back in 1900. By 1950, according to the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics, about 34 percent of women (and 86 percent of men) were employed.
Another interesting point: In 87 percent of families, both a husband and a wife were present; in those families, 20 percent of the wives were employed.
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products are pop-ping up all over—sales topped $2.5 billion in 2010 and should hit $5 billion by 2015. Proponents point to weight loss and better health. So should you give up gluten, too?
For people with celiac disease—a gastrointestinal disorder triggered by gluten (a protein found in wheat, rye, and barley)—it’s a must, says Alessio Fasano, M.D., director of the Center for Celiac Research at the Uni-versity of Maryland in Baltimore. The condi-tion remains fairly rare, affecting roughly 1 in 100 people, but it’s becoming more prevalent, he says. If you suspect you have celiac—symptoms include cramping and bloating—make sure you get tested before cutting out gluten, Fasano says: Once you stop consuming it, the blood test required to diagnose celiac will be inconclusive.
What’s more, people who regularly experi-ence GI problems—and discover they go away on a gluten-free diet—may simply be gluten sensitive.
Going Gluten-Free: Hype or Help?Millions of Americans are eliminating gluten from their diets. Find out if you should.
have no reaction; those with celiac are at the other end.” In the middle are the gluten-sensitive folks, roughly 7 percent of the population, though
there’s no consensus on diagnosis. “The symptoms are similar; but unlike
celiac, gluten sensitiv-ity doesn’t lead to long-term consequences,”
Fasano says.Once you’ve ruled out
celiac disease, you can still try giving up gluten for a week or two and see how you feel (be aware that gluten can lurk in everything from soy sauce to beer). “Even if your symptoms are eased, though, it could be that you’re sensitive to another ingredient you’ve eliminated,” says Fasano. If you decide to go gluten-free for good, consult a dietitian to ensure you’re getting the nutrients you need. —Madonna Behen
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Super-Powerful “Diet Pills” Make ComebackThey’re flying off the shelf... But they’re NOT for everyone!
Most of us thought the era of the “Super-Powerful” diet pill ended a few years back when the FDA
removed Ephedra and Fen-Phen from the U.S. market because of safety concerns.
Well, it turns out that “most of us” were wrong. It seems that a huge, multi-billion-dollar, “underground” market for these amphetamine-like fat burners sprung up even before the ink was dry on the FDA’s decree.
But recently, an entirely new crop of high-quality, super-powerful and super-effective diet pills are coming out of hiding and are hitting the shelves of your local GNC.
The current leader in this new category is a
product called BiphedAdrene™, developed and sold by Generix Labs, LLC. The company tells us that BiphedAdrene is a two-part system comprised of a unique “Amphetamine Provisional Complex” (for powerful appetite control, mood-elevation, and energy) combined with an aggressive thermogenic compound (for fat burning and stamina).
While the pills do cause rapid weight loss (no doubt about that), most people buy
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This two-pronged attack on fat is apparently what makes the compound so effective... and so popular.
While the pills do cause rapid weight loss (no doubt about that), these amphetamine-like compounds are fast becoming a favorite among bodybuilders, college students, and overstressed, exhausted homemakers for their energy and stamina-boosting properties (in other words as powerful “go-fast” pills). Because cult-like trends that begin with body-builders and college students quickly become mainstream, many BiphedAdrene (or BiPhed for short) critics are concerned about the overuse of these powerful compounds.
A spokesperson for Generix Labs explains, “One of the things we often heard, as we made a study of the weight-loss market, is that people missed the mood-elevation and
boost of energy that were ‘side-effects,’ if you will, of the Fen-Phen and Ephedra class of diet pills. The weight loss was always primary, but nearly as important was the increase in energy and mood. These new non-amphetamine compounds provide not only very substantial weight loss, but also a similar mood and energy boost.”
While these “super pills” are finding their way into the general marketplace, they are definitely
not for everyone. In fact, you shouldn’t even think about taking them if losing five or six “vanity pounds” is your goal. These diet pills are intended exclusively for the significantly overweight. But that’s not the only caveat. You should check with your doctor to ensure you are in overall good health before considering any of this new category of pills.
Let’s face it... even though this new generation of diet pills, such as BiphedAdrene, promise “easy” weight loss, increased energy, and improved mood, they are expensive ($135 for a 30-day supply) and need to be used very responsibly. See you in the supplement section!
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Eight easy-peasy lunch hour wraps
Chicken Chipotle1 large fl our tortilla, spread with a mixture of 1 Tbsp mayonnaise and a pinch of chipotle chili powder4 slices deli roast chicken2–3 thin slices cheddar cheeseRomaine lettuce leaves
Italian Sub1 large fl our tortilla, sprinkled with oil and white wine vinegarThinly sliced salamiThinly sliced provoloneThinly sliced deli hamRoasted red peppers, cut into stripsChopped romaine lettuce
Pizza1 large fl our tortilla, spread with 2 Tbsp pizza sauce3 thin slices mozzarella cheese3 slices salami2 slices pepperoni2 Tbsp green bell pepper strips2 Tbsp sliced mushrooms
HOW TO WRAP (1) Layer ingredients in center of wrap; (2) fold the right side over the � lling; (3) roll into a tight cylinder; (4) wrap in wax paper or foil; (5) chill or eat.
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