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Carson Palmer, Jeremy Hill, Antonio Brown and Chris Boswell

2015-16 FUNFL Champion

Beaver Falls Beavers

A Note From the Commish....

Pictured on this year's cover are the 4 players who scored for the Beaver Falls Beavers in their successful defense of

the Edward T. Benway Trophy in 2015-16. The 4 produced 38 points which, as it turned out, was more than 6 times as

many as they needed. Allen Hurns and Tyler Lockett were also in the Beavers' winning lineup, giving them 4 starters who

were not in the lineup that won the 2014-15 title. That's enough about me. What do YOU think about me?

After setting new records for scoring in 2014, we fell back some in 2015. About 5 years back. Drew Brees managed to

tie the single game scoring record with 42 points in week #8. And that very same game produced two other scoring records:

The most points by a losing team and the most total points by both teams. The Bombers beat Brees and the Pieces 70-61.

While we had bad news on the scoring front, we had good news on the financial front. Including current receivables, our

league coffers have swollen to more than $2,000 prior to 2016 activity. That has afforded the league to make a one-time re-

duction in the annual dues for the coming year. The Bears, Big Dogs, Bombers, Dragons, Gerbils, Icemen, Panthers and

Pieces each owe $250 for 2016 dues. Due to a clerical error on the part of the league treasurer, the Beavers, Busters, Pud-

men and Zombies each owe $270 for 2016 dues. As always, all money is due by August 1st. Consider this your invoice.

While this is a one-time reduction based upon an accumulation of funds over several years, it is expected that future years

will also be receiving smaller discounts from the $400 annual fee, as based upon transaction revenues. Prize money will NOT

be changed as a result of these rebates.

The FUNFL has always been a QB-weighted league, but never moreso than at the present time. In January, we sent out

a pdf file containing several current FUNFL records. The 2nd to last page included a positional look at all players with more

than 30 FUNFL starts over the past 37 years, and sorted by average points scored per game. Among the top 15 running

backs on the list, there were 2 current players listed. Among the top 15 quarterbacks on the list, there were 9 players listed,

including all of the top 6! It's time for us to make hay while the sun shines. Let's get after that 2014 scoring record in 2016.

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As already mentioned, your annual dues are payable by August 1st for the forthcoming season. The tab is either $250

or $270 per team, depending on whether you were charged for the correct number of transactions last year. Please send

your check(s) payable to me, personally, (not FUNFL) and send them to 1527 Pine Tree Ct., Lisle, IL 60532. We will meet

once again at Gatto's Restaurant in downtown Downers Grove. Food is at 6:00 pm and the draft will start at 6:30 pm on

Wednesday night, September 7, 2016. The NFL season starts the next night - Carolina @ Denver in an SB50 rematch.

We only meet as a group once per year and the meeting is always on the Wednesday night before the first game of

the NFL season. Please annually arrange to attend this event. Each team MUST be represented or it will risk forfeiture

of its franchise rights. There are 51 OTHER weeks for your vacation. The Winter Harbor Icemen are on the clock.

After 16 years in Owls Head, Maine, the Hooters exercised the Irsay Rule and moved east of everybody except the

Lubec Dragons and the Baileyville BIg Dogs. That move put the Icemen franchise back in the East Division where they

played from 2000-2014 before getting bumped into the Central when the Dragons moved to Lubec a year ago. Now it's

the Bangor Bears who are getting bumped back into the Central, where they last played in 2005.

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Cuts must be posted to the Rtsports Message Board by noon on Monday, August 29, 2016. Cut down to 12 or fewer

total roster size, draft back up to 17 players. Injured Reserve starts immediately following the draft. Waiver Wire and Free

Agency start on Tuesday and Wednesday, respectively, following the games of NFL week #1.

Ed note: The Positional Analyses herein make frequent reference to player rankings. These rankings are the average

of the most current available post NFL draft numbers for Dynasty Leagues only. Since we are a 12-team league, any

player ranked in the top 12 at his position would be a QB1, RB1, K1, etc. A QB with an average rank of 75th, for example,

would be a QB7, and probably only belongs in a 36-team league. You get the drift.

For 2015, the average roster turnover was 49%. (A minimum of 29% is mandated by pre-season cuts.)

QB - 42

Mark Rypien

Peyton Mann

Nick Foles, B

Drew Brees,

RB - 30

Shaun Alexa

Clinton Porti

Jamaal Char

REC - 30

Kellen Winsl

Jerry Rice, C

K - 22

Adam Vinatie

QB - 276

Peyton Mann

Peyton Mann

RB - 186

LaDainian To

REC - 120

Jerry Rice, C

K - 140

Morten Ande

5

Brett Favre

FUNFL All-time Records

Player Records Team Records

Most Points (Game) Most Points (Game)

84 Gay Head Gerbils 2008.4

Mark Rypien, Bonnie Doone 1991.11 Fewest Points (Game)

Peyton Manning, Bay City 2013.1 0 Portland Portholes 1982.9/10

Nick Foles, Bay City 2013.9 0 Hop Bottom Honkers 1987.5

Drew Brees, Cape Cod 2015.8 0 Savannah Savages 1989.14

0 Hilo Sharks 1990.6

0 Barkeyville Big Dogs 1991.5

Shaun Alexander, Barkeyville 2002.4 0 Jersey City Johnsons 2006.5

Clinton Portis, Paineville 2003.14

Jamaal Charles, St. George 2013.P Most Points (Season)

611 Baileyville Big Dogs 2014 (14 gms)

Kellen Winslow, Bug Tussle 1981.12 Best Defense (Season)

Jerry Rice, Cripple Creek 1990.6 240 Cripple Creek Cripples 1991 (14 gms)

Best Record (Season)

Adam Vinatieri, Jersey City 2004.9 12-1-1 Cape Cod Pieces 1996

Worst Record (Season)

Most Points (Season) 1-13 Barkeyville Big Dogs 2011

Most Consecutive Wins

Peyton Manning, Bay City 2004 18 Hilo Sharks 1994-95

Peyton Manning, Bay City 2013

Most Consecutive Losses

13 Barkeyville Big Dogs 2011-12

LaDainian Tomlinson, Paineville 2006

Most Points - 2 teams (Game)

131 Bay City 70 - Cape Cod 61 2015.8

Jerry Rice, Cripple Creek 1987

Fewest Points - 2 teams (Game)

5 Beaver Falls 4 - Hilo 1 1989.10

Morten Andersen, Cripple Creek 1987

QB-Most Super

Bowl Victories

Brett Favre 1994, 1996, 1998, 1999, 2001

Peyton Manning

Tom Brady

Drew Brees

Dan Marino

Brett Favre

John Elway

Aaron Rodgers

Joe Montana

Eli Manning

Steve Young

Emmitt Smith

Tomlinson,LaDa

Marcus Allen

Marshall Faulk

Barry Sanders

Alexander,Shau

Eric Dickerson

Walter Payton

Edgerrin James

Curtis Martin

1979 Sula Suc

1980 Bay City

1981 Bug Tus

1982 Portland

1983 Beaver F

1984 Bug Tus

1985 Bay City

1986 Cripple C

1987 Cripple C

1988 Barkeyv

1989 Bay City

1990 Eagle Bu

1991 Eagle Bu

1992 Beaver F

1993 Bay City

1994 Hilo Sha

1995 Woonso

1996 Beaver F

1997 Barkeyv

Top Ten All-time Scorers

Quarterbacks Receivers

Reg Total Reg Total

yton Manning 2702 3060 Jerry Rice 1004 1094

1858 2058 Terrell Owens 736 794

ew Brees 1746 1908 Randy Moss 718 766

1660 1834 Marvin Harrison 552 558

1656 1822 Cris Carter 538 556

1350 1380 Larry Fitzgerald 434 488

ron Rodgers 1294 1334 Tim Brown 416 446

e Montana 1164 1236 Antonio Gates 390 426

Manning 1050 1088 Johnson,Calvin 394 418

ve Young 912 1056 Andre Rison 342 378

Running Backs Kickers

Reg Total Reg Total

mitt Smith 818 866 Morten Andersen 1379 1483

mlinson,LaDainian 732 810 Jason Elam 1293 1339

rcus Allen 602 644 Nick Lowery 918 974

rshall Faulk 534 606 David Akers 922 974

rry Sanders 504 540 Adam Vinatieri 913 953

xander,Shaun 450 510 John Carney 881 929

c Dickerson 450 486 Ryan Longwell 821 899

lter Payton 414 468 Stephen Gostkowski 875 899

gerrin James 412 460 Pete Stoyanovich 849 879

rtis Martin 454 454 Pat Leahy 857 868

FUNFL Champions

79 Sula Suckers 11-4 1998 Beaver Falls Beavers 10-7

80 Bay City Bombers 10-6 1999 Beaver Falls Beavers 11-5

81 Bug Tussle Scuffle 13-2 2000 Paducah Pudmen 10-6

82 Portland Portholes 8-4 2001 Beaver Falls Beavers 11-5

83 Beaver Falls Beavers 9-7 2002 Paineville Panthers 14-2

84 Bug Tussle Scuffle 13-2-1 2003 Paineville Panthers 10-7

85 Bay City Bombers 10-6 2004 Cape Cod Pieces 13-3

86 Cripple Creek Cripples 10-6 2005 Gay Head Gerbils 11-6

87 Cripple Creek Cripples 11-5 2006 Paineville Panthers 12-4

88 Barkeyville Big Dogs 10-5-1 2007 Bay City Bombers 13-3

89 Bay City Bombers 11-4-1 2008 Paineville Panthers 12-4

90 Eagle Butte Bruisers 11-4-1 2009 Bay City Bombers 13-3

91 Eagle Butte Bruisers 11-5 2010 Paineville Panthers 13-3

92 Beaver Falls Beavers 11-5 2011 Cape Cod Pieces 12-5

93 Bay City Bombers 9-8 2012 Bay City Bombers 11-6

94 Hilo Sharks 13-3 2013 Bay City Bombers 11-6

95 Woonsocket Rockets 13-3 2014 Beaver Falls Beavers 11-6

96 Beaver Falls Beavers 11-5 2015 Beaver Falls Beavers 11-5

97 Barkeyville Big Dogs 12-5

BAILEYVILLE BIG DOGSBAILEYVILLE BIG DOGSBAILEYVILLE BIG DOGSBAILEYVILLE BIG DOGS

Super Bell Rings - 1988 & 1997

Owner - "Iron" Mike Gaffney

Lifetime Record - Regular Season - 222-224-2

Lifetime Record - Playoffs - 8-13

TEAM HISTORY

Year Record Finish

1984 (a) 4-10-0 3rd in W division

1985 (a) 7- 7- 0 2nd W in division

1986 (a) 6- 8- 0 Last in W division; last in league Exercised Irsay Rule

1987 (b) 4-10-0 3rd E in division

1988 (b) 8- 5- 1 2nd in E division, beat Cripple Creek Cripples 47-29 in playoffs

beat Bonnie Doone Danglers 59-13 in Super Bowl

1989 (b) 7- 7- 0 2nd in E division

1990 (b) 7- 7- 0 2nd in E division

1991 (b) 4-10-0 3rd in E division

1992 (b) 7- 7- 0 2nd in E division, lost to Bay City Bombers 30-29 in playoffs

1993 (b) 5- 9- 0 Last in C division; last in league

1994 (b) 11-3- 0 1st in C division, lost to Portland Portholes 13-12 in playoffs

1995 (b) 8- 6- 0 2nd in C division, beat Fudge Packers 23-21 & lost to Rockets 47-45 in playoffs

1996 (b) 6- 8- 0 Last in C division

1997 (b) 9- 5- 0 2nd in C division, beat Gerbils 20-11 & Busters 52-12 in playoffs

beat Beaver Falls Beavers 22-18 in Super Bowl

1998 (b) 7- 7- 0 2nd in C division

1999 (b) 6- 8- 0 3rd in C division

2000 (b) 8- 6- 0 2nd in C division, lost to Owls Head Hooters 31-29 in playoffs

2001 (b) 9- 5- 0 2nd in C division, lost to Cape Cod Pieces 31-26 in playoffs

2002 (b) 9- 5- 0 2nd in C division, lost to Beaver Falls Beavers 29-24 in playoffs

2003 (b) 11-3- 0 1st in C division, lost to Paineville Panthers 32-27 in playoffs


2005 (b) 8- 6- 0 2nd in C division, lost to Beaver Falls Beavers 33-27 in playoffs

2006 (b) 8- 6- 0 3rd in C division, beat Pieces 34-25 & lost to Panthers 32-25 in playoffs


2008 (b) 8- 6- 0 3rd in C division, lost to Stifflertown Cadavers 30-19 in playoffs

2009 (b) 8- 6- 0 1st in C division, beat Beaver Falls Beavers 43-42 in playoffs

lost to Bay City Bombers 57-20 in Super Bowl

2010 (b) 4- 9- 1 3rd in W division

2011 (b) 1-13- 0 Last in W division; last in league Exercised Irsay Rule

2012 10- 4- 0 2nd in E division, lost to Bay City Bombers 45-28 in playoffs

2013 5- 9- 0 3rd in E division

2014 10- 4- 0 1st in E division, lost to Beaver Falls Beavers 42-17 in playoffs


(a) Big Piney Hineys (b) Barkeyville Big Dogs

BAILEYVILLE BIG DOGS BAILEYVILLE BIG DOGS BAILEYVILLE BIG DOGS BAILEYVILLE BIG DOGS

TOP TEAM SCORERS TOP TEAM SCORERS TOP TEAM SCORERS TOP TEAM SCORERS

Lifetime

QB RB REC K

Donovan McNabb - 672 Shaun Alexander - 450 Chad Johnson - 306 Stephen Gostkowski - 998

Jim Everett - 654 Terrell Davis - 330 Isaac Bruce - 280 Jay Feely - 338

Andrew Luck- 542 Joseph Addai - 252 A.J. Green 222 Chris Boniol - 326

Trent Green - 380 Matt Forte - 234 Carl Pickens - 220 Rich Karlis - 310

Jeff George - 368 Chris Warren - 158 Antonio Freeman- 214 Jeff Wilkins- 263

Season

QB RB REC K

Andrew Luck (14)- 234 Shaun Alexander (05)- 138 Carl Pickens (95)- 78 S. Gostkowski (14)- 131

Jeff George (97)- 154 Terrell Davis (98)- 126 Isaac Bruce (95)- 74 S. Gostkowski (12)- 129

Jim Everett (89)- 144 Shaun Alexander (04)- 96 Isaac Bruce (99)- 68 S. Gostkowski (13)- 126

Michael Vick (10)- 140 Terrell Davis (97)- 84 Mark Clayton (88)- 66 S. Gostkowski (15)- 124

Jim Everett (2X)- 126 Joseph Addai (07)- 84 Demaryius Thomas (13)- 66 Jeff Wilkins (03)- 121

Donovan McNabb (2X)- 126

Bernie Kosar (87)- 126

Game

QB RB REC K

Michael Vick (10)- 36 Shaun Alexander (02)- 30 Sterling Sharpe (93)- 24 Chris Boniol (96)- 21

Jim Everett (88)- 30 Shaun Alexander (05)- 24 Isaac Bruce (99)- 24 S. Gostkowski (14)- 19

Trent Green (00)- 30 Shaun Alexander (05)- 24 Carl Pickens (3X)- 18 Jay Feely (05)- 18

Donovan McNabb (04)- 30 Joseph Addai (06)- 24 Chad Johnson (3X)- 18 Todd Peterson (99)- 17

Donovan McNabb (05)- 30 20 with 18 5 others 18 Rich Karlis (87)- 16

Andrew Luck (14)- 30 S. Gostkowski (15)- 16

2015 Scoring

NFL - 16 games Big Dogs - 14 games

QB- 194 Derek Carr 78

92 Andrew Luck 80

54 Matt Hasselbeck 0

Kirk Cousins** 6

RB- 44 Matt Forte 20 <------FUNFL qualified 2015 starters appear in

38 Mark Ingram 18 bold print

30 C.J. Anderson 0 (top 12 QB or K, top 19 RB or

24 Antonio Andrews 0 top 29 Rec, based on NFL pts)

18 Carlos Hyde 0

12 Justin Forsett 12 2015 Roster Turnover

Rec- 60 A.J. Green 48 39%

38 Delanie Walker 0

36 Demaryius Thomas 18

30 T.Y.Hilton 12

18 Wille Snead 0

18 Clive Walford 0

18 DeVante Parker 0

12 Ty Montgomery 0

K- 151 Stephen Gostkowski 124 *acquired since last season

Mike Nugent** 4 ** ex-Big Dogs

BAILEYVILLE BIG DOGS BAILEYVILLE BIG DOGS BAILEYVILLE BIG DOGS BAILEYVILLE BIG DOGS

2016 Positional Analysis & Outlook

QB- Starters Rank =9 / Bench Rank=9 Last year 1/7 Previous year 8/7Starters Rank =9 / Bench Rank=9 Last year 1/7 Previous year 8/7Starters Rank =9 / Bench Rank=9 Last year 1/7 Previous year 8/7Starters Rank =9 / Bench Rank=9 Last year 1/7 Previous year 8/7

The Big Dogs QBs were S.O.L., dropping from 1/7 to 9/9 in the QB rankings in 2015. Andrew Luck missed 2 of the

first 9 games and never played again for the Colts last year. And he wasn't himself in the 7 games he did show up in.

Derek Carr got his first real FUNFL action and put up starter-worthy totals. Both Luck (#1overall) and Carr (#9 overall)

rank as QB1s. The schedule-makers, however, have them both on bye in week #10 in 2016. With the 4th pick in the

draft, the Dogs will need a starter. Will RGIII still be starting by week #10? The Bangor Bears hope not. Or hope so?

RB- Starters Rank =6 / Bench Rank=5 Last year 4/1 Previous year 4/5Starters Rank =6 / Bench Rank=5 Last year 4/1 Previous year 4/5Starters Rank =6 / Bench Rank=5 Last year 4/1 Previous year 4/5Starters Rank =6 / Bench Rank=5 Last year 4/1 Previous year 4/5

Matt Forte scored 20 fewer NFL points in 2015 than in 2014, but he still managed a starter-worthy 44, tying him for

11th place among all RBs. Mark Ingram was only 6 points behind and in 20th place with 38. C.J. Anderson continued

to split time in Denver and 2 of his 5 NFL TDs came too late to help the Pups. Carlos Hyde started like a house afire but

never played after week #7. Things look much brighter for Baileyville RBs going forward as both Hyde and Ingram are

ranked as RB1s and Anderson is an RB2. The two older guys are falling off, however. Forte drops to an RB3 and Justin

Forsett is ranked as a low RB4 for dynasty purposes, behind both rookie Kenneth Dixon and Buck Allen in Baltimore.

Rec- Starters Rank =10 / Bench Rank=7 Last year 9/9 Previous year 3/5Starters Rank =10 / Bench Rank=7 Last year 9/9 Previous year 3/5Starters Rank =10 / Bench Rank=7 Last year 9/9 Previous year 3/5Starters Rank =10 / Bench Rank=7 Last year 9/9 Previous year 3/5

A.J. Green, who was hurt much of 2014, came back to lead the team's receivers in scoring in 2015. He was the only Big

Dogs receiver with starter-worthy numbers, scoring 10 NFL TDs. Demaryius Thomas and T.Y. Hilton both lost their claims

to starter-worthiness with 6 and 5 NFL TDs, respectively. TE Delanie Walker was actually the 2nd highest scorer at this

position with 38 NFL points, but Walker didn't join the Doggies until week #11, too late to help. The dynasty experts

paint a glowing picture for Coach Mike, going forward. Green and Thomas are both WR1s, Hilton and DeVante Parker

are both WR2s, and Walker and Clive Walford are both TE2s. The sun will come out, tomorrow. Bet your bottom dollar.

K- Starters Rank =1 / Bench Rank=11 Last year 1/2 Previous year 1/10Starters Rank =1 / Bench Rank=11 Last year 1/2 Previous year 1/10Starters Rank =1 / Bench Rank=11 Last year 1/2 Previous year 1/10Starters Rank =1 / Bench Rank=11 Last year 1/2 Previous year 1/10

In 2015, Stephen Gostkowski became the first kicker in FUNFL history to score the most kicking points for a third year

in a row. (He also won the title in 2008.) The Big Dogs will have to find a kicker to go up against the Icemen in week #9.

Stephen now holds the top 1,2,3 and 4 spots in the team's single season record book. (And they were the last 4 years!)

Overall- Starters Rank =8 / Bench Rank=10 Last year 1/4 Previous year 4/8Starters Rank =8 / Bench Rank=10 Last year 1/4 Previous year 4/8Starters Rank =8 / Bench Rank=10 Last year 1/4 Previous year 4/8Starters Rank =8 / Bench Rank=10 Last year 1/4 Previous year 4/8

Outlook- Fantasy football is a game of Luck, and the Big Dogs ran out of it in 2015. After shattering the FUNFL record with 611

points in 2014, the injury-racked Pups tallied 191 fewer points in 2015. A healthy Andrew Luck, combined with some-

thing approaching 2014 levels from the RB corps plus 2013 levels from the receivers, and the Pups can become

the ferocious Dogs once again. It would be a surprise if they used the 4th pick in the 2016 draft on a 3rd string QB.

2015 Highlight

After a year with 7 scores of 50 points or more and 5 - $50 weekly prizes, the Big Dogs had to settle for 2 scores of 50

or more and 1 measly $50 weekly win. That one came with 54 points in week #7, and was the middle of 3 consecutive

wins that brought the Dogs to 4-4. Three straight losses after that put a virtual end to their playoff hopes, however.

2015 draftees who scored 2015 waiver wire or FA pickups who scored

4th round pick - QB Kirk Cousins - 6 points (traded) Zip, zilch, zero of 6 (7 if you count Hasselbeck both times)

5th round pick - K Mike Nugent - 4 points (waived)

Average Points All Games Best Season Worst Season

Per Game - 28.6 43.6 (2014) 17.9 (1991)

Most Consecutive Wins - 9 Most Points, Game - 79

Most Consecutive Losses - 13 (FUNFL record) Least Points, Game - 0

BANGOR BEARSBANGOR BEARSBANGOR BEARSBANGOR BEARS

Super Bell Rings - None

Owner - Albert P. "Al Bear" Harker



TEAM HISTORY

Year Record Finish

1979 (a) 6- 7- 0 3rd in E division, beat Portholes 42-25 & lost to Honkers 26-25 in playoffs

1980 (a) 6- 7- 0 3rd in E division

1981 (a) 4- 9- 0 Last in E division

1982 (a) 8- 2- 0 1st in E division, lost to Beaver Falls Beavers 48-37 in playoffs


1984 (a) 10-4- 0 1st in E division, beat Portland Portholes 46-25 in playoffs

lost to Bug Tussle Scuffle 31-18 in Super Bowl



1987 (a) 2-12-0 Last in E division; last in league

1988 (a) 10-4- 0 1st in E division, beat Eagle Butte Bruisers 48-20 in playoffs

lost to Barkeyville Big Dogs 59-13 in Super Bowl


1990 (a) 7- 6- 1 1st in E division, beat Cripples 26-18 & Pudmen 28-26 in playoffs

lost to Eagle Butte Bruisers 35-26 in Super Bowl

1991(a) 9- 5- 0 1st in E division, beat Pudmen 32-25 & Bombers 20-9 in playoffs

lost to Eagle Butte Bruisers 28-15 in Super Bowl

1992 (a) 8- 6- 0 1st in E division, beat Portholes 27-20 & lost to Sharks 36-21 in playoffs

1993 (a) 10-4- 0 1st in E division, lost to Bay City Bombers 20-10 in playoffs


1995 (a) 4-10-0 3rd in E division



1998 (a) 9- 5- 0 1st in E division, lost to Cannon Ball Busters 37-27 in playoffs

1999 (a) 6- 8- 0 2nd in E division

2000 (a) 7- 7- 0 Last in C division

2001 (a) 4-10-0 Last in C division



2004 (a) 6- 8- 0 3rd in C division

2005 (b) 3-11-0 Last in C division; last in league Exercised Irsay Rule

2006 6- 8- 0 2nd in E division


2008 8- 6- 0 1st in E division, beat Bombers 24-14 & lost to Panthers 27-12 in playoffs





2013 8- 6- 0 1st in E division, lost to Paineville Panthers 51-29 in playoffs

2014 6- 8- 0 4th in E division


(a) Bonnie Doone Danglers (b) Surfside Sharks

BANGOR BEARS BANGOR BEARS BANGOR BEARS BANGOR BEARS


Lifetime

QB RB REC K

Danny White - 636 Jamal Lewis - 222 Tim Brown - 416 Nick Lowery - 918

Jay Cutler - 510 Thomas Jones - 210 Jimmy Smith- 268 Matt Stover- 457

Mark Rypien - 498 Freeman McNeil - 174 Steve Largent - 169 Mike Cofer - 323

Matt Ryan - 428 Barry Foster - 138 Dwight Clark - 144 Steve Hausachka - 280

Drew Bledsoe - 242 DeMarco Murray 126 Terance Mathis - 144 David Akers - 211

Season

QB RB REC K

Rich Gannon (02)- 152 Thomas Jones (08)- 72 Steve Largent (84)- 66 Mike Cofer (89)- 119

Danny White (83)- 150 Jamal Lewis (03)- 66 Tim Brown (01)- 60 David Akers (02)- 113

Kordell Stewart (97)- 150 Barry Foster (92)- 60 Tim Brown (2X)- 48 Steven Hauschka (14)- 108

Mark Rypien (91)- 144 Robert Edwards (98)- 60 Dwight Clark (83)- 48 Robbie Gould (11)- 107

Drew Bledsoe (05)- 134 Freeman McNeil (82)- 54 Darryl Turner (85)- 48 Nick Lowery (81)- 103

Barry Foster (93)- 54 T. Mathis (95)- 48

Thomas Jones (09)- 54 Tony Gonzalez (03)- 48

DeMarco Murray (14)- 54

Game

QB RB REC K

Mark Rypien (91)- 42 Jamal Lewis (2X) 18 Darryl Turner (85)- 24 Nick Lowery (85)- 18

Josh McCown (13)- 32 Thomas Jones (2X)- 18 Drew Pearson (79)- 18 David Akers (01)- 18

Danny White (83)- 30 Eddie Lee Ivery (84)- 18 Bob Chandler (80)- 18 Jeff Wilkins (06)- 18

Kordell Stewart (97)- 30 Derrick Fenner (90)- 18 Steve Largent (84)- 18 Nick Lowery (85)- 17

Jay Cutler (08)- 26 Merril Hoge (90)- 18 Terrance Mathis (95)- 18 8 with 15

Barry Foster (93)- 18 Tim Brown (97)- 18

Lawrence Phillips (97)- 18 O.J. McDuffie (98)- 18

Ricky Watters (99)- 18 Jimmy Smith (00)- 18

DeMarco Murray (13)- 18 Greg Olsen (09)- 18

Dallas Clark (09)- 18

Marques Colston (12)- 18

Doug Baldwin (15)- 18

2015 Scoring

NFL - 16 games Bears - 14 games

QB- 152 Ryan Tannehill 98

134 Jay Cutler 62

42 Johnny Manziel 0

RB- 48 Chris Ivory 30

42 Jonathan Stewart 30 <------FUNFL qualified 2015 starters appear in

42 DeMarco Murray 24 bold print

24 Rashad Jennings 6 (top 12 QB or K, top 19 RB or

12 Bishop Sankey 0 top 29 Rec, based on NFL pts)

Rec- 84 Doug Baldwin 24

36 Travis Benjamin 0

30 Devin Funchess 6

24 Rishard Matthews 6 2015 Roster Turnover

18 Martellus Bennett 6 50%

12 Mike Wallace 6

6 Percy Harvin 0

K- 127 Steven Hauschka 82 *acquired since last season

72 Andrew Franks 18 **ex-Bears

BANGOR BEARS BANGOR BEARS BANGOR BEARS BANGOR BEARS



FUNFL is a Quarterback dominated league, and the Bears ranking dropped from 8/9 to 11/10 in 2015. It's pretty re-

markable that they produced a 7-7 W-L record, missing the playoffs on a tie-breaker by 19 points. Ryan Tannehill was

the 16th highest scoring NFL QB and Jay Cutler was 21st. They split the duty for Bangor, starting 8 and 6 games, respec-

tively. Cutler was generally credited with having his best season in Chicago under the tutelage of Adam Gase. Now Gase

is in Miami working with Tannehill. Ryan got another boost when Laremy Tunsil fell to the Dolphins due to phony draft

info. I know I've written this before, but expect THIS to be the year that Tannehill comes into his own.

RB- Starters Rank =4 / Bench Rank=4 Last year 6t/6 Previous year 7t/4Starters Rank =4 / Bench Rank=4 Last year 6t/6 Previous year 7t/4Starters Rank =4 / Bench Rank=4 Last year 6t/6 Previous year 7t/4Starters Rank =4 / Bench Rank=4 Last year 6t/6 Previous year 7t/4

DeMarco Murray's decision to bolt to Philadelphia was generally considered to be a failure, but he DID manage to score

7 TDs, enough to get his name in bold print on the previous page. Jonathan Stewart (7 TDs) and Chris Ivory (8TDs) also

show up in bold print, making this the strength of the Bangor roster. Murray has bolted again, this time for Tennessee,

where they have a ton of RBs, including rookie Heisman winner, Derrick Henry. Ivory, too, has taken a Jet out of New York

to Jacksonville, where T.J. Yeldon was supposed to be the guy. The dynasty experts are not kind here. Murray is still an RB2,

but Ivory and Stewart are both strong RB4s. It gets ugly after that, with Rashad Jennings at RB6 and Bishop Sankey at RB9.


Doug Baldwin was first acquired by the erstwhile St. George Dragons in 2011. He was then acquired by the Beaver Falls

Beavers on 3 separate occasions. He had 0 FUNFL points in 1 FUNFL appearance before the Bangor Bears drafted him at

the start of 2015. From 2011 through 2014 he averaged fewer than 4 TDs per year with the Seattle Seahawks. Last year he

had scored 3 times in the first 10 games. Then he went bonkers. Baldwin scored 11 TDs over the last 6 NFL games to tie

Brandon Marshall and Allen Robinson with 14 TDs for most for the year. 4 of those counted for Bangor. No other Bears rec-

eiver had more than 1, The dynasty experts are non-believers, however, ranking Baldwin as a WR4. The rest of the Bangor

WRs are ranked WR5 or worse . Martellus Bennett, who has moved from Chicago to New England is ranked as a mid TE2.

K- Starters Rank =8 / Bench Rank=10 Last year 4t/10 Previous year 4/2Starters Rank =8 / Bench Rank=10 Last year 4t/10 Previous year 4/2Starters Rank =8 / Bench Rank=10 Last year 4t/10 Previous year 4/2Starters Rank =8 / Bench Rank=10 Last year 4t/10 Previous year 4/2

Steven Hauschka continues to get it done for Seattle and Bangor. This year's 127 points was below his average as Seattle

scored too many TDs in 2015, but 127 still tied him with actual Bear, Robbie Gould, for 8th most by an NFL kicker.


Outlook- The current management took over this franchise in 2005, after it had finished last in the Central Division 4 of the pre-

ceding 5 years. When they finished last in the league that year, they wisely jumped immediately to to East Division,

where they have posted one 4th place finish, three 3rds, four 2nds and two 1st place finishes. Unfortunately for the

Bears, four other franchises have now moved east of Bangor, and the Bears find themselves back in the Central Division in

2016. The overall movement from 12/12 to 10/9 shows signs of life.

2015 Highlight

Sitting at 4-6, the situation looked pretty bleak for the Bears in 2015. They proceeded to win 3 of their last 4 games,

and, with week #14 losses by the Big Dogs and Pieces, the Bears' 47-19 pasting of the Pudmen actually forced the

Bombers to have to win in order to take the final playoff spot. Unfortunately for Bangor, the Bombers did.


1st round pick (#12 overall) - WR Devin Funchess - 6 points WR Rishard Matthews - 6 points

2nd round pick - RB Jonathan Stewart - 30 points

3rd round pick - WR Doug Baldwin - 24 points

5th round pick - K Andrew Franks - 18 points


Per Game - 25.2 31.2 (1982) 16.1 (1987)


Most Consecutive Losses - 11 Least Points, Game - 2

BAY CITY BOMBERSBAY CITY BOMBERSBAY CITY BOMBERSBAY CITY BOMBERS

Super Bell Rings - 1980, 1985, 1989, 1993, 2007, 2009, 2012 & 2013

Owner - Danny "Mongo" Nemeth



TEAM HISTORY

Year Record Finish

1979 3-10-0 Last in E division; last in league

1980 7- 6- 0 2nd in E division, beat Portholes 44-6 & Suckers 40-24 in playoffs

beat Mule Shoe Jackalopes 19-18 in Super Bowl

1981 10-2- 0 1st in E division, lost to Mule Shoe Jackalopes 27-16 in playoffs

1982 6- 4- 0 2nd in E division, beat Honkers 37-20 & lost to Portholes 39-26 in playoffs

1983 6- 6- 1 3rd in E division, beat Portholes 17-12 & lost to Suckers 31-29 in playoffs

1984 6- 8- 0 2nd in C division

1985 8- 6- 0 2nd in C division, beat Portland Portholes 37-33 in playoffs

beat Bug Tussle Scuffle 49-22 in Super Bowl


1987 7- 7- 0 3rd in C division


1989 9- 4- 1 1st in C division, beat Eagle Butte Bruisers 20-19 in playoffs

beat Attica Fudge Packers 42-19 in Super Bowl


1991 10-4- 0 1st in C division, lost to Bonnie Doone Danglers 20-9 in playoffs

1992 7- 7- 0 2nd in C division, beat Big Dogs 30-29 & lost to Beavers 32-20 in playoffs

1993 6- 8- 0 1st in C division(!), beat Bruisers 43-13 & Danglers 20-10 in playoffs

beat Hilo Sharks 46-34 in Super Bowl

1994 3-11-0 Last in C division; last in league

1995 5- 9- 0 Last in C division

1996 7- 7- 0 3rd in C division, lost to Portland Portholes 36-17 in playoffs

1997 4-10-0 Last in C division; last in league Exercised Irsay Rule*

1998* 8- 6- 0 3rd in W division, lost to Beaver Falls Beavers 56-42 in playoffs

1999 10-4- 0 1st in W division, lost to Portland Portholes 35-23 in playoffs

2000 9- 5- 0 1st in W division, beat Portland Portholes 36-14 in playoffs

lost to Paducah Pudmen 39-37 in Super Bowl

2001 5- 9- 0 3rd in W division


2003 8- 6- 0 3rd in W division, beat Pudmen 56-29 & lost to Busters 55-22 in playoffs

2004 12-2-0 1st in W division, beat Owls Head Hooters 42-37 in playoffs

lost to Cape Cod Pieces 44-40 in Super Bowl

2005 11-3-0 1st in W division, beat Beaver Falls Beavers 37-20 in playoffs

lost to Gay Head Gerbils 46-22 in Super Bowl

2006 9- 5-0 2nd in W division, beat Gerbils 38-30 & Pudmen 50-23 in playoffs

lost to Paineville Panthers 51-25 in Super Bowl

2007 11-3-0 1st in W division, beat Gay Head Gerbils 33-23 in playoffs

beat Paineville Panthers 39-29 in Super Bowl

2008 7- 7- 0 2nd in W division, lost to Bangor Bears 24-14 in playoffs

2009 11-3-0 1st in W division, beat Gay Head Gerbils 25-24 in playoffs

beat Barkeyville Big Dogs 57-20 in Super Bowl

2010 10-4-0 1st in W division, lost to Cape Cod Pieces 43-39 in playoffs


2012 8- 6- 0 2nd in W division, beat Big Dogs 45-28 & Pudmen 34-14 in playoffs


2013 9- 5-0 1st in W division, beat St. George Dragons 43-19 in playoffs

beat Paineville Panthers 42-31 in Super Bowl

2014 10-4-0 1st in W division, beat Paineville Panthers 44-36 in playoffs

lost to Beaver Falls Beavers 44-21 in Super Bowl

2015 7- 7- 0 3rd in W division, lost to Lubec Dragons 51-41 in playoffs

* Moved from Bay City, Michigan to Bay City, Oregon

BAY CITY BOMBERS BAY CITY BOMBERS BAY CITY BOMBERS BAY CITY BOMBERS


Lifetime

QB RB REC K

Peyton Manning- 2702 Thurman Thomas - 390 Larry Fitzgerald - 428 Ray Wersching - 698

Joe Montana - 1068 Chuck Muncie - 282 Antonio Gates - 390 Al DelGreco - 444

Steve McNair- 194 Chris Johnson - 272 Andre Rison - 300 Josh Brown - 350

Jim Harbaugh - 270 Terry Allen - 270 Andre Johnson - 256 Matt Prater - 326

Steve Bartkowski - 234 Fred Taylor - 236 Keyshawn Johnson- 226 Neil Rackers - 304

Season

QB RB REC K

Peyton Manning (04)- 276 Chuck Muncie (81)- 114 Odell Beckham (15)- 72 Matt Prater (13)- 119

Peyton Manning (13)- 276 Terry Allen (96)- 102 Andre Rison (93)- 70 Ray Wersching (84)- 113

Peyton Manning (14)- 206 Wendell Tyler (82)- 90 Andre Rison (90)- 60 Al DelGreco (96)- 113

Peyton Manning (07)- 182 John Riggins (83)- 90 Andre Rison (91)- 60 M. Lansford (89)- 106

Peyton Manning (12)- 182 Dalton Hilliard (89)- 84 Keyshawn Johnson (98)- 60 Ray Wersching (83)- 104

Larry Fitzgerald (09)- 60

Jeremy Maclin (14)- 60

Game

QB RB REC K

Peyton Manning (13)- 42 Chuck Muncie (81)- 24 Andre Rison (3X)- 18 Ray Wersching (83)- 20

Nick Foles (13)- 42 Thurman Thomas (92)- 24 John Stallworth (2X)- 18 Neil Rackers (05)- 19

Tommy Kramer (86)- 36 Fred Taylor (00)- 24 Antonio Gates (2X)- 18 Adam Vinatieri (96)- 16

Joe Montana (90)- 36 Terry Allen (4X)- 18 Larry Fitzgerald (15)- 18 Adam Vinatieri (98)- 16

Peyton Manning (03)- 36 John Riggins (3X)- 18 Odell Beckham (15)- 18 Kris Brown (00)- 16

Peyton Manning (04)- 36 Joe Morris (3X)- 18

Eli Manning (15)- 36 12 others 18

2015 Scoring

NFL - 16 games Bombers - 14 games

QB- 210 Eli Manning 102

66 Blaine Gabbert 6

54 Peyton Manning 24

50 Nick Foles 6

12 Geno Smith 0 <------FUNFL qualified 2015 starters appear in

RB- 42 Ryan Mathews 30 bold print

24 Charles Sims 6 (top 12 QB or K, top 19 RB or

18 Buck Allen 12 top 29 Rec, based on NFL pts)

Rec- 78 Odell Beckham 72

48 Jeremy Maclin 18 2015 Roster Turnover

42 John Brown 6 39%

30 Antonio Gates 24

26 Dorial Green-Beckham 0

18 Kenny Britt 0

0 Kevin White 0

Larry Fitzgerald** 36

K- 102 Matt Prater 56*acquired since last season

101 Sebastian Janikowski 19 **ex-Bombers

BAY CITY BOMBERS BAY CITY BOMBERS BAY CITY BOMBERS BAY CITY BOMBERS


QB- Starters Rank =4t / Bench Rank=7 Last year 3/2 Previous year 1/1Starters Rank =4t / Bench Rank=7 Last year 3/2 Previous year 1/1Starters Rank =4t / Bench Rank=7 Last year 3/2 Previous year 1/1Starters Rank =4t / Bench Rank=7 Last year 3/2 Previous year 1/1

The FUNFL Peyton Manning Era lasted 14 years during which he averaged 190 points per regular season and won the

"most points by a QB title" 7 times. The FUNFL Eli Manning Era is already 11 years old during which he has averaged

95 points per regular season. Eli has only played 6 games for the Bombers, but he started with a 6 TD effort against

the Pieces in the record-breaking week #8 game, (see 2015 Highlight below). The Bombers will need some back-up

here, as the only QB on the roster without a 2016 week #8 bye is Geno Smith. Will there be a QB available at pick #7?

RB- Starters Rank =9 / Bench Rank=11 Last year 12/12 Previous year 5/9tStarters Rank =9 / Bench Rank=11 Last year 12/12 Previous year 5/9tStarters Rank =9 / Bench Rank=11 Last year 12/12 Previous year 5/9tStarters Rank =9 / Bench Rank=11 Last year 12/12 Previous year 5/9t

The 9/11 ranking isn't very impressive, but it is a step up from 12/12. Ryan Mathews produced starter-worthy NFL

numbers with 7 TDs. Looking forward, however, Mathews and Charles Sims both hold RB3 rankings, while Buck Allen

is an RB4. It is far more likely that a decent RB will be there at pick #7. The early post-draft rankings show 5 RBs ahead

of Mathews a & Sims: Ezekiel Elliott; Derrick Henry; Kenneth Dixon; C.J. Prosise and Devontae Booker. (Hint, hint.)

Rec- Starters Rank =4t / Bench Rank=5 Last year 1t/2t Previous year 7/12Starters Rank =4t / Bench Rank=5 Last year 1t/2t Previous year 7/12Starters Rank =4t / Bench Rank=5 Last year 1t/2t Previous year 7/12Starters Rank =4t / Bench Rank=5 Last year 1t/2t Previous year 7/12

In Odell Beckham's 1st almost-full season, he scored 13 TDs in 15 games, tying him for 4th most points by a receiver.

Odell was suspended one game for going batcrap crazy when he was matched up with Josh Norman in week #15. He

missed NFL week #16, so it didn't matter to the Bombers, as they were eliminated in week #15. Jeremy Maclin (8 TDs)

and John Brown (7 TDs) also produced starter-worthy numbers in 2015. The outlook for the future is bright as Beckham

is ranked as a WR1 (#1 overall) and so is Kevin White, the Bears' #1 pick who sat out 2015. Dorial Green-Beckham, (no

relation), joins Brown and Maclin as WR3s. Good enough to start in our league.

K- Starters Rank =12 / Bench Rank=8t Last year 7/8 Previous year 2/6Starters Rank =12 / Bench Rank=8t Last year 7/8 Previous year 2/6Starters Rank =12 / Bench Rank=8t Last year 7/8 Previous year 2/6Starters Rank =12 / Bench Rank=8t Last year 7/8 Previous year 2/6

Sebastian Janikowski and Matt Prater scored 101 and 102 NFL points last year, and represent a good place to start

when cuts are due in August. Kickers are fungible anyway.


Outlook- With the end of an era fast approaching, the Bombers filled their QB need with Eli Manning, who is younger than both

Peyton and Archie. Will it be just a stopgap measure? Or will Eli stick around as long as his older brother did? If he can

last as long as Peyton, the Bombers should count on 5 more years of service, 3 of which should be pretty good years.

The Bombers pick 7th in the 2016 draft, and will probably be looking for a running back. They are set for life at the re-

ceiver position and can wait a few rounds to get a kicker.

2015 Highlight

After a 2-5 start, the Bombers traded Larry Fitzgerald and their 4th round pick in the next draft to the Pudmen for Eli

Manning, the younger brother of the Bombers long-time super star, Peyton Manning. In week #8, Eli debuted for Bay

City with 36 points, to lead the team to a 70-61 victory over the Cape Cod Pieces. The game is the highest scoring game

in the league's 37 year history. The 70 points is the 7th most ever, and the 61 points by the PIeces is the highest losing

score in FUNFL history. After a week #9 loss, the Bombers proceeded to win 4 of their last 5 and make the playoffs.


5th round pick - RB Buck Allen - 12 points K Sebastian Janikowski - 19 points

QB Blaine Gabbert - 6 points


Per Game - 30.1 42.1 (2013) 20.2 (1979)



BEAVER FALLS BEAVERS BEAVER FALLS BEAVERS BEAVER FALLS BEAVERS BEAVER FALLS BEAVERS

Super Bell Rings - 1983, 1992, 1996, 1998, 1999, 2001, 2014 & 2015

Owner - The June Cleaver Estate,Theodore, Wally & Eldridge Cleaver, executors



TEAM HISTORY

Year Record Finish

1979 5- 8- 0 4th in E division

1980 9- 4- 0 1st in E division, lost to Mule Shoe Jackalopes 27-9 in playoffs

1981 6- 7- 0 3rd in E division, lost to Mule Shoe Jackalopes 11-10 in playoffs

1982 6- 4- 0 3rd in E division, beat Cripples 40-24 & Danglers 48-37 in playoffs

lost to Portland Portholes 34-23 in Super Bowl

1983 6- 7- 0 4th in E division, beat Savages 35-25 & Honkers 40-36 in playoffs

beat Sula Suckers 29-25 in Super Bowl

1984 6- 8- 0 Last in E division

1985 9- 5- 0 1st in E division, lost to Bug Tussle Scuffle 24-22 in playoffs

1986 8- 6- 0 2nd in E division, lost to Cripple Creek Cripples 14-9 in playoffs






1992 9- 5- 0 1st in C division, beat Bay City Bombers 32-30 in playoffs




1995 10- 4- 0 1st in C division, lost to Paducah Pudmen 19-15 in playoffs

1996 9- 5- 0 1st in C division, beat Portland Portholes 40-33 in playoffs


1997 12- 2- 0 1st in C division, beat Attica Fudge Packers 24-11 in playoffs

lost to Barkeyville Big Dogs 22-18 in Super Bowl

1998 7- 7- 0 1st in C division, beat Bombers 56-42 & Sharks 38-23 in playoffs

beat Cannon Ball Busters 29-15 in Super Bowl

1999 9- 5- 0 1st in C division, beat Hilo Sharks 25-23 in playoffs

beat Portland Portholes 46-20 in Super Bowl


2001 9- 5- 0 1st in C division, beat Cape Cod Pieces 48-21 in playoffs


2002 8- 6- 0 3rd in C division, beat Big Dogs 29-24 and lost to Busters 22-17 in playoffs


2004 8- 6- 0 2nd in W division, lost to Owls Head Hooters 17-14 in playoffs

2005 11- 3- 0 2nd in W division, beat Big Dogs 33-27 and lost to Bombers 37-20 in playoffs


2007 7- 7- 0 3rd in W division, beat Dragons 27-7 and lost to Panthers 53-32 in playoffs

2008 12- 2- 0 1st in W division, lost to Stifflertown Cadavers 39-24 in playoffs

2009 9- 5- 0 2nd in W division, beat Panthers 46-15 and lost to Big Dogs 43-42 in playoffs

2010 4-10- 0 Last in W division

2011 8- 6- 0 2nd in W division, lost to Owls Head Hooters 44-38 in playoffs

2012 9- 5- 0 1st in W division, beat Busters 35-12 & Panthers 36-31 in playoffs



2014 8- 6- 0 2nd in W division, beat Busters 38-15 & Big Dogs 42-17 in playoffs

beat Bay City Bombers 44-21 in Super Bowl

2015 9- 5- 0 1st in W division, beat Lubec Dragons 49-14 in playoffs

beat Gay Head Gerbils 38-6 in Super Bowl



Lifetime

QB RB REC K

Brett Favre - 1392 Marshall Faulk - 384 Vince Jackson - 200 Mason Crosby - 505

Tony Romo - 608 Michael Turner - 294 Steve Smith - 194 Olindo Mare - 364

Chris Miller - 254 Deuce McCallister - 240 Mark Clayton - 174 Steve Christie - 339

Steve Grogan - 234 Tony Dorsett - 180 Antonio Brown - 162 Raphael Septien - 287

Philip Rivers - 218 Christian Okoye - 126 Randall Cobb - 146 Jim Breech - 283

Season

QB RB REC K

Brett Favre (96)- 194 Marshall Faulk (00)- 94 Antonio Brown (14)- 74 Mason Crosby (11)- 124

Brett Favre (97)- 176 Marshall Faulk (01)- 86 Mark Clayton (87)- 66 David Akers (04)- 110

Tony Romo (11)- 156 Karim Abdul-Jabbar (97)- 84 Michael Jackson (96)- 64 Mason Crosby (09)- 106

Brett Favre (95)- 150 Michael Turner (08)- 84 Randall Cobb (14)- 62 Dan Bailey (14)- 103

Brett Favre (98)- 146 Deuce McAllister (02)- 72 Robert Brooks (95)- 60 Mason Crosby (08)- 102

Steve Smith (05)- 60

Game

QB RB REC K

Tony Romo (13)- 32 Marshall Faulk (00)- 24 Heywood Jeffires (2X)- 18 Gary Anderson (98)- 20

Steve Grogan (79)- 30 Marshall Faulk (01)- 24 Steve Smith (2X)- 18 Olindo Mare (99)- 19

Brett Favre (95)- 30 Marshall Faulk (02)- 24 Henry Ellard (89)- 18 Jim Breech (87)- 17

Brett Favre (97)- 30 Michael Turner (08)- 24 Johnny Mitchell (93)- 18 Chris Jacke (90)- 17

Brett Favre (98)- 30 Jeremy Hill (15)- 20 Michael Jackson (96)- 18 Steve Christie (95)- 17

Eddie Kennison (96)- 18 Gary Anderson (98)- 17

Anquan Boldin (10)- 18 David Akers (04)- 17

Vincent Jackson (11)- 18 Shayne Graham (12)- 17

Randall Cobb (15)- 18

Antonio Brown (15)- 18

2015 Scoring

NFL - 16 games Beavers - 14 games

QB- 224 Blake Bortles 24

216 Carson Palmer 132

30 Tony Romo 18

RB- 74 Jeremy Hill 38

54 Karlos Williams 0 <------FUNFL qualified 2015 starters appear in

32 LeSean McCoy 14 bold print

12 Duke Johnson 0 (top 12 QB or K, top 19 RB or

Rec- 70 Antonio Brown 52 top 29 Rec, based on NFL pts)

60 Allen Hurns 18

48 Tyler Lockett 0 2015 Roster Turnover

42 Randall Cobb 30 56%

38 Jarvis Landry 18

30 Cole Beasley 0

18 Stevie Johnson 0

18 Rashad Greene 0

K- 115 Dan Bailey 55

113 Chris Boswell 54 *acquired since last season

Travis Coons** 5 **ex-Beavers



QB- Starters Rank =3 / Bench Rank=5 Last year 4t/5 Previous year 5/3Starters Rank =3 / Bench Rank=5 Last year 4t/5 Previous year 5/3Starters Rank =3 / Bench Rank=5 Last year 4t/5 Previous year 5/3Starters Rank =3 / Bench Rank=5 Last year 4t/5 Previous year 5/3

Tony Romo went down (as usual) so the QB job mostly fell to ancient Carson Palmer, a 2014 Hooters cast-off. Palmer

scored 216 regular season NFL points, 4th most by any QB. Meanwhile, Blake Bortles, who only got to start twice in the

regular season for the Beavers, put up 224 regular season NFL points, 3rd most by any QB. Coach Jake Fox DID allow

Bortles to play in the Semi-final playoff game, but he went back to Palmer for the Super Bowl. Fox can be stubborn. Bor-

tles, Palmer and Romo rank as QB1, QB2 and QB3, in that order, according to dynasty experts.

RB- Starters Rank =3 / Bench Rank=3 Last year 6t/7 Previous year 9t/7Starters Rank =3 / Bench Rank=3 Last year 6t/7 Previous year 9t/7Starters Rank =3 / Bench Rank=3 Last year 6t/7 Previous year 9t/7Starters Rank =3 / Bench Rank=3 Last year 6t/7 Previous year 9t/7

Jeremy Hill was considered a rookie sensation in 2014, scoring 54 NFL points for the Bengals, and helping lead the

Beavers to an eventual Edward T.Benway Trophy. In 2015, he was considered a major disappointment, in spite of the fact

that he scored 74 NFL points, 20 more than in his rookie year. Beavers coach Jake Fox didn't trust him, benefitting from

barely half of Hill's points. He DID, however, play Hill in week #4, when he scored 20 points to help beat Kansas City and

Lubec. The Beavers were actually the high points winners that week with 34! In 2015, another 54-point rookie showed up

in the NFL. Maybe someday Fox will let Karlos Williams actually start for the Beavers. Going forward, Hill, LeSean McCoy,

and Duke Johnson are all rated as RB 2s, good enough to start.. Williams is only an RB3.


Antonio Brown and Randall Cobb were the keys to the Beavers 2014 title, but they scored a combined 9 fewer TDs in

2015. In addition to Brown and Cobb, the Beavers DID get starter quality numbers from newcomers Allen Hurns and Ty-

ler Lockett. The eight receivers totalled 324 NFL points but only 118 FUNFL points. 8 is not enough - it's too many. The

current ratings on these guys are Brown at WR1, Cobb and Jarvis Landry at WR2, Lockett at WR3, Hurns at WR4 and the

other 3 guys at WR8 or worse. Some culling here is in order. Do you think Fox knows that?


Dan Bailey's name appears in bold print on the previous page, while Chris Boswell's name does not. Dan scored 115

points last year, while Chris only scored 113. Chris only played in 12 games, however. Do you think Fox noticed?


Outlook- After winning the FUNFL Super Bowl in 2014, the Beavers kicked out their GM and Head Coach and brought in two new

guys: GM Ryan Trot and HC Jake Fox. The new guys combined to draft nobody that actually scored any points for the team

in 2015. They faired a little better in the Free Agency and Waiver Wire department, but not that much. GM Trot pulled off

a mid-season trade for LeSean McCoy and Karlos Williams which has yet to pay dividends. Picking last for the 2nd year in

a row, the Beavers are mainly looking for coaching help. The new GM may still pan out. Six teams have won back-to-back

FUNFL Super Bowls. The Beavers have now done it twice. (Faulk n' Favre in 1998-1999.) No team has ever won 3 in a row.

2015 Highlight

Winning a second straight Super Bowl was actually a bummer, as the opponent failed to show up. Winning the West Div-

ision was way more exciting. With 2 weeks to go, the Beavers were a game and a half behind, due to the tie-breakers.

They needed to win twice and have the Busters lose twice. Guess what. The Beavers won twice and the Busters lost twice.

Do you believe in miracles?


Zip, zilch, zero (2 traded, 1 waived) WR Allen Hurns - 18 points

K Travis Coons - 5 points (waived)

K Chris Boswell - 54 points


Per Game - 28.4 38.3 (2008) 19.6 (1988)



CANNON BALL BUSTERS CANNON BALL BUSTERS CANNON BALL BUSTERS CANNON BALL BUSTERS

Super Bell Rings - Nada

Owners - Kevin "Big Train" & Rick "Little Tuna" Burke



TEAM HISTORY

Year Record Finish


1997 10- 4- 0 1st in W division, lost to Barkeyville Big Dogs 52-12 in playoffs

1998 9- 5-0 2nd in W division, beat Gerbils 44-17 & Danglers 37-27 in playoffs


1999 8- 6- 0 3rd in W division, lost to Hilo Sharks 32-22 in playoffs

2000 8- 6- 0 2nd in W division, lost to Portland Portholes 52-37 in playoffs

2001 8- 6- 0 2nd in W division, beat Pudmen 36-15 & Gerbils 42-40 in playoffs


2002 8- 6- 0 1st in W division, beat Beaver Falls Beavers 22-17 in playoffs


2003 10- 4- 0 1st in W division, beat Bay City Bombers 55-22 in playoffs


2004 7- 7- 0 3rd in W division, lost to Jersey City Johnsons 22-17 in playoffs

2005 3-11-0 Last in W division

2006 6- 8- 0 Last in W division

2007 9- 5- 0 2nd in W division, lost to Gay Head Gerbils 26-19 in playoffs



2010 8- 6- 0 2nd in W division, lost to Penobscot Pudmen 40-24 in playoffs

2011 10- 4- 0 1st in W division, beat Owls Head Hooters 44-37 in playoffs

lost to Cape Cod Pieces 52-47 in Super Bowl

2012 7- 7- 0 3rd in W division, lost to Beaver Falls Beavers 35-12 in playoffs

2013 7- 7- 0 2nd in W division

2014 7- 7- 0 3rd in W division, lost to Beaver Falls Beavers 38-15 in playoffs

2015 8- 6- 0 2nd in W division, lost to Paineville Panthers 32-29 in playoffs



Lifetime

QB RB REC K

Matthew Stafford - 766 Priest Holmes 348 Terrell Owens - 730 Ryan Longwell - 564

Brad Johnson - 570 Eddie George - 280 Cris Carter - 282 Robbie Gould - 307

Chris Chandler - 156 Arian Foster - 266 Jordy Nelson - 188 S. Janikowski - 262

David Carr - 138 Jerome Bettis - 138 Dwayne Bowe - 114 Richie Cunningham - 158

Kerry Collins - 108 Brandon Jacobs - 114 Braylon Edwards 112 Cody Parkey 118

Jake Delhomme - 108

Season

QB RB REC K

Matthew Stafford (11)- 176 Priest Holmes (02)- 144 Terrell Owens (04)- 84 Cody Parkey (14)- 108

Matthew Stafford (13)- 176 Priest Holmes (03)- 114 Terrell Owens (07)- 84 Ryan Succop (13)- 103

Brad Johnson (97)- 134 Arian Foster (12)- 96 Terrell Owens (02)- 78 Ryan Longwell (04)- 97

Matthew Stafford (12)- 128 Priest Holmes (04)- 90 Dwayne Bowe (10)- 78 Robbie Gould (08)- 96

Brad Johnson (99)- 120 Arian Foster (10)- 90 Terrell Owens (01)- 72 Robbie Gould (07)- 93

Jordy Nelson (14)- 72

Game

QB RB REC K

Matthew Stafford (3X)- 30 Priest Holmes (02)- 24 Terrell Owens (07) - 24 Cody Parkey (14)- 19

Brad Johnson (03)- 26 Priest Holmes (04)- 24 Eric Decker (13)- 24 R. Cunningham (97)- 16

Brad Johnson (5X)- 24 Willis McGahee (04)- 24 Terrell Owens (4x) - 18 Ryan Longwell (05)- 16

Matthew Stafford (4X)- 24 Priest Holmes (8X)- 18 Braylon Edwards (07)- 18 S. Janikowski (2x)- 15

Arian Foster (2X)- 18 Dwayne Bowe (10)- 18 4 others 15

Devonta Freeman (2X)- 18 Jordy Nelson (12)- 18

3 others 18 Jordan Cameron (13)- 18

2015 Scoring

NFL - 16 games Busters - 14 games

QB- 198 Matthew Stafford 78

138 Marcus Mariota 12

114 Sam Bradford 36

104 Joe Flacco 24

RB- 84 Devonte Freeman 60 <------FUNFL qualified 2015 starters appear in

60 Lamar Miller 48 bold print

44 Jeremy Langford 0 (top 12 QB or K, top 19 RB or

36 Spencer Ware 0 top 29 Rec, based on NFL pts)

Rec- 68 DeAndre Hopkins 62

54 Julio Jones 42 2015 Roster Turnover

42 Martavis Bryant 24 42%

24 Stefon Diggs 0

6 Nelson Agholor 0

0 Breshad Perriman 0

0 Jordy Nelson 0

0 Kelvin Benjamin 0

K- 110 Jason Myers 3

106 Josh Lambo 22

94 Connor Barth 24

Nick Folk** 32 *acquired since last season

Cody Parkey** 10 ** ex-Busters




It's probably not the most desirable statistic, but the Busters tied with the Hooters (now Icemen) for the greatest num-

ber of starting QBs in 2015. Matthew Stafford led with a plurality of 6 starts, producing 78 points, enough to earn him

a picture on the previous page, as he surpassed Terrell Owens as the Busters' all-time leading scorer. Marcus Mariota,

however, with a ranking of #5 overall, is the team's top QB looking forward. Both guys are QB1s, while Joe Flacco and

Sam Bradford are rated as QB3s by the dynasty experts. Maybe there will only be 2 starters in 2016.

RB- Starters Rank =2 / Bench Rank=2 Last year 6t/8 Previous year 12/12Starters Rank =2 / Bench Rank=2 Last year 6t/8 Previous year 12/12Starters Rank =2 / Bench Rank=2 Last year 6t/8 Previous year 12/12Starters Rank =2 / Bench Rank=2 Last year 6t/8 Previous year 12/12

Improving from 12/12 in 2013 to 2/2 in 2016 might be some kind of record. (I'll have to check.) 3 Busters RBs came

home with starter-worthy report cards. Unfortunately, due to lineup constraints, only 2 of them ever saw the field in an

actual FUNFL game. Devote Freeman only scored twice as a rookie for Atlanta in 2014, so Atlanta went out and drafted

Tevin Coleman in the 3rd round. Coleman got hurt early, and Freeman went into a phone booth and came out as Priest

Holmes. He scored 10 TDs between week #2 and week #6 for the Falcons, and 9 TDs between week #3 and week #6

for the Busters. His 60 FUNFL points led all RBs in 2015. Both Freeman and Lamar Miller are rated RB1s going for-

ward, and the 3rd starter-worthy guy in 2015, Jeremy Langford, is now an RB3. I guess the dynasty experts figure that

Jordan Howard's arrival in Chicago will outweigh Matt Forte's absentia.


Before the regular season even started, the Busters lost their top 2 receivers with season-long injuries. They still man-

aged to put up 3 WRs with bold-faced names on the previous page. With Jordy Nelson and Kelvin Benjamin returning,

Martavis Bryant decided it was OK to take 2016 off. There is still an embarassment of riches at this position. DeAndre

Hopkins and Julio Jones are ranked as the 3rd and 4th top WRs going forward, while the two returnees, Benjamin and

Nelson are WR2s. Breshard Perriman is a WR3 and the other 3 guys are all WR4s. WR4s start on a lot of FUNFL teams.


2014 Rookie Cody Parkey set a new Busters record for Kicker points a year ago. Then he got hurt 3 weeks into 2015.

5 guys wound up kicking for the Busters last year, scoring only 91 total points. The 3 guys left on the roster are all to be

considered as Cannon (Ball) fodder.


Outlook- Cannon Ball was devastated by the loss of two of their top players before the 2015 season even began. Kelvin Benjamin

and Jordy Nelson were both lost for the year during training camp. Additional time was missed by 3 of their QBs, their

top RB and still another top receiver. And they still made the playoffs! What happens if they stay healthy in 2016? They

are tied with the Big Dogs for 2nd most positional 1s on their rosters, with 6. (The Pieces have 7.)

2015 Highlight

In week #3 of 2015, Devonta Freeman scored the 1st of two back-to-back hat tricks to lead the Busters to a 53-44

win over the Dragons. That was the start of a 4 game winning streak which left the Busters atop the West Division with

a 5-1 record. They never relinquished the West Division lead until week #14, but they easily made the playoffs for the

5th time in the last 6 seasons.


1st round pick (#7 overall)- QB Marcus Mariota - 12 points K Josh Lambo - 22 points

5th round pick - K Nick Folk - 32 points (waived) K Connor Barth -24 points

K Jason Myers - 3 points


Per Game - 30.7 37.2 (2002) 23.3 (2006)



CAPE COD PIECES CAPE COD PIECES CAPE COD PIECES CAPE COD PIECES


Owners - Rob, Dave & Sweetms Wackenhut



TEAM HISTORY

Year Record Finish

1996 12-1- 1 1st in E division, lost to Hilo Sharks 21-12 in playoffs

1997 8- 6- 0 1st in E division, lost to Attica Fudge Packers 18-11 in playoffs


1999 4-10-0 Last in E division


2001 9- 5- 0 2nd in E division, beat Big Dogs 31-26 & lost to Beavers 48-21 in playoffs

2002 3-11-0 Last in division; last in league


2004 11-3-0 1st in E division, beat Jersey City Johnsons 44-41 in playoffs


2005 4-10-0 Last in E division

2006 8- 6- 0 1st in E division, lost to Barkeyville Big Dogs 34-25 in playoffs



2009 8- 6- 0 1st in E division, lost to Gay Head Gerbils 47-27 in playoffs

2010 7- 7- 0 2nd in C division, beat Bombers 43-39 & lost to Panthers 38-14 in playoffs

2011 9- 5- 0 2nd in C division, beat Cadavers 37-28 & Panthers 51-50 in playoffs



2013 8- 6- 0 2nd in C division, lost to St. George Dragons 66-27 in playoffs

2014 9- 5- 0 1st in C division, lost to Paineville Panthers 56-25 in playoffs




Lifetime

QB RB REC K

Drew Brees 1746 Adrian Peterson - 434 Randy Moss - 176 Jeff Reed - 311

Matt Hasselbeck - 432 Curtis Martin - 398 Jimmy Graham - 174 Nick Folk - 214

John Elway - 264 Brian Westbrook - 170 Ed McCaffrey - 162 Mason Crosby - 140

Doug Flutie- 216 Jamal Anderson - 158 Tony Martin - 132 Jose Cortez - 132

Rob Johnson - 84 Ray Rice - 126 Julius Thomas - 126 Rob Bironas - 127

Season

QB RB REC K

Drew Brees (13)- 204 Curtis Martin (96)- 98 Tony Martin (96)- 84 Jeff Reed (06)- 82

Drew Brees (11)- 202 Adrian Peterson (09)- 84 Jimmy Graham (13)- 72 Nick Folk (08)- 70

Drew Brees (12)- 198 Jamal Anderson (98)- 74 Julius Thomas (14)- 72 Dan Bailey (11)- 70

Drew Brees (09)- 180 Adrian Peterson (10)- 72 T.J. Houshmandzadeh (07)-60 Jose Cortez (02)- 69

Drew Brees (14)- 174 Adrian Peterson (11)- 72 Randy Moss (09)- 56 Mason Crosby (15)- 70

Game

QB RB REC K

Drew Brees (15)- 42 Curtis Martin (96)- 20 Randy Moss (07)- 24 Tim Seder (00)- 17

Drew Brees (09)- 36 Adrian Peterson (4X)- 18 Drew Bennett (2X)- 18 Rob Bironas (09)- 17

Drew Brees (7X)- 30 Curtis Martin (3X)- 18 Randy Moss (2X)- 18 Nick Folk (10)- 17

Matt Hasselbeck (2X)- 30 Brian Westbrook (2X)- 18 Tony Martin (2x)- 18 John Carney (96)- 16

Jamal Anderson (98)- 18 Ed McCaffrey (96)- 18 John Carney (97)- 16

Arian Foster (14)- 18 M. Muhammad (04)- 18

Julius Thomas (14)- 18

Allen Robinson (15)- 18

2015 Scoring

NFL - 16 games Pieces - 14 games

QB- 198 Drew Brees 144

170 Jameis Winston 12

30 Zach Mettenberger 0

Mark Sanchez** 12

RB- 78 David Johnson 0 <------FUNFL qualified 2015 starters appear in

68 DeAngelo Williams 12 bold print

66 Adrian Peterson 36 (top 12 QB or K, top 19 RB or

60 Todd Gurley 30 top 29 Rec, based on NFL pts)

24 Dion Lewis 0

20 Darren McFadden 0 2015 Roster Turnover

6 David Cobb 0 74%

Arian Foster** 6

Karlos Williams** 6

Rec- 84 Allen Robinson 54

84 Brandon Marshall 42

36 Michael Floyd 6

36 Donte Moncrief 6

12 Jimmy Graham 12

0 Josh Gordon 0

Terrance Williams** 6

Travis Kelce** 0

K- 117 Mike Nugent 0

108 Mason Crosby 70*acquired since last season

89 Caleb Sturgis 5 **ex-Pieces

Josh Brown** 16



QB- Starters Rank =7t / Bench Rank=6 Last year 4t/4 Previous year 2/6Starters Rank =7t / Bench Rank=6 Last year 4t/4 Previous year 2/6Starters Rank =7t / Bench Rank=6 Last year 4t/4 Previous year 2/6Starters Rank =7t / Bench Rank=6 Last year 4t/4 Previous year 2/6

Drew Brees started 13 games for the Pieces in 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013 and 2014. That's every game except the bye

week. In 2015, Drewbie missed week #3 due to an injury, and Jameis Winston made his Cape Cod debut scoring 6

points. Mark Sanchez stopped by and filled in with 12 points during week 11, Drew's bye week. Then, inexplicably,

Winston again got the start in week #14, and produced another 6 points. Brees, meanwhile sat on the bench with 12.

The Pieces lost to the Gerbils 35-34 and finished 6-8, instead of 7-7. The 7-7 Bombers made the playoffs on the

strength of their 417 points. With Brees in week #14, the Pieces would have scored 483 points. The dynasty experts

rank both Brees and Winston as QB 1s. Zach Mettenberg is a QB5 who was waived this morning.


The top 4 Pieces RBs finished 2nd, 4th, 5th and t6th in total NFL points in 2015 with 272 NFL points between them.

Unfortunately, only 78 of those points translated to the FUNFL. The top two scorers, David Johnson and DeAngelo

Williams only got 4 total starts for Cape Cod, producing only 2 TDs. It's going to get even worse. The experts rank Todd

Gurley #1, David Johnson #4, and Adrian Peterson #11 among RB1s for dynasty purposes. Right behind is Dion Lewis

at an RB2. The rest of the RBs are ranked RB5 or worse. We have seen it many times before. Too much talent at any

given position leads to playing the wrong guys almost every week.

Rec- Starters Rank =1 / Bench Rank=3 Last year 5/7t Previous year 1/1Starters Rank =1 / Bench Rank=3 Last year 5/7t Previous year 1/1Starters Rank =1 / Bench Rank=3 Last year 5/7t Previous year 1/1Starters Rank =1 / Bench Rank=3 Last year 5/7t Previous year 1/1

Two Pieces WRs, Allen Robinson and Brandon Marshall, tied with the Bangor Bears' Doug Baldwin, for the most points

by a receiver in 2015. All 3 scored 14 TDs. Robinson played only sparingly for the 1st half of the year, and Marshall was

only acquired through a trade with the Dragons after week #6. Marshall broke a Pieces'record by scoring in the last 6

consecutive games of 2015. The old record was 4 in a row, held by many. Going forward, Jimmy Graham still ranks as a

TE1, while Robinson is a WR1. Donte Moncrief, Marshall and Michael Floyd are all high WR3s. Josh Gordon is a WR4.

K- Starters Rank =9 / Bench Rank=1 Last year 4t/4 Previous year 3/4Starters Rank =9 / Bench Rank=1 Last year 4t/4 Previous year 3/4Starters Rank =9 / Bench Rank=1 Last year 4t/4 Previous year 3/4Starters Rank =9 / Bench Rank=1 Last year 4t/4 Previous year 3/4

The Pieces are one of two FUNFL teams to carry 3 kickers. Their Mike Nugent is the only one of the 6 that produced star-

ter-worthy numbers in 2015. But he didn't get any for Cape Cod. As it currently stands, the Pieces will need to make 7

cuts for 2016. Mason Crosby's 70 points in 2015 moved him into 15th place on the lifetime FUNFL kicker list. Will that

be enough to save his job?


Outlook- How does a team that ties for the 2nd most points wind up with a losing record? By giving up the 8th most points in

the HISTORY of the LEAGUE, that's how! The Pieces gave up 502 points in 2015, for an average of 35.86 per game. The

drops in the overall rankings from 1/3 to 2/2 to 9/1 over the past two years can be attributed to the drops at the QB

and K positions. This is a QB and K league. With the 5th pick in the draft, however, they might want to be looking at a

linebacker or defensive secondary player.

2015 Highlight

In 2015 week #8 the Pieces scored 61 points, the 2nd most by any team in the whole year. Unfortunately, they were

up against the Bombers that week, who scored 70 points, the most by any team in the whole year. The Pieces set a

new FUNFL record for most points in a losing effort. On a "higher" highlight note, 2015 will probably be better remem-

bered as the year they drafted Todd Gurley. Or maybe David Johnson. Or maybe Jameis Winston. Or maybe.....


1st round pick (#2 overall) - RB Todd Gurley - 30 points RB Karlos Williams - 6 points (traded)

1st round pick (#4 overall) - QB Jameis Winston - 12 points RB DeAngelo Williams - 12 points

K Caleb Sturgis - 5 points


Per Game - 31.6 42.9 (2013) 20.2 (1999)



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Super Bell Rings - 1986, 1987, 1995 & 2005

Owner - Rick "the Pick" Ulbrich



TEAM HISTORY

Year Record Finish

1979 (a) 5- 7- 1 4th in W division

1980 (a) 6- 6- 1 Last in W division

1981 (a) 3-10-0 Last in W division; last in league

1982 (a) 6- 4- 0 2nd in W division, lost to Beaver Falls Beavers 40-24 in playoffs




1986 (a) 8- 6- 0 1st in W division, beat Beaver Falls Beavers 14-9 in playoffs


1987 (a) 9- 5- 0 1st in W division, beat Savannah Savages 47-39 in playoffs


1988 (a) 9- 5- 0 1st in W division, lost to Barkeyville Big Dogs 47-29 in playoffs

1989 (a) 7- 7- 0 2nd in W division

1990 (a) 8- 6- 0 3rd in W division, lost to Bonnie Doone Danglers 26-18 in playoffs

1991 (a) 12-2- 0 1st in W division, lost to Eagle Butte Bruisers 34-33 in playoffs

1992 (a) 5- 9- 0 Last in W division; last in league Exercised Irsay Rule

1993 (b) 9- 4- 1 2nd in E division, beat Portholes 38-14 & lost to Sharks 41-20 in playoffs.

1994 (b) 9- 4- 1 1st in E division, lost to Eagle Butte Bruisers 30-29 in playoffs

1995 (b) 11-3- 0 1st in E division, beat Barkeyville Big Dogs 47-45 in playoffs



1997 7- 7- 0 2nd in E division, lost to Barkeyville Big Dogs 20-11 in playoffs

1998 9- 5- 0 2nd in E division, lost to Cannon Ball Busters 44-17 in playoffs



2001 11-3- 0 1st in E division, lost to Cannon Ball Busters 42-40 in playoffs


2003 9- 5- 0 1st in E division, lost to Paineville Panthers 64-51 in playoffs


2005 8- 6- 0 1st in E division, beat Panthers 41-32 & Johnsons 60-31 in playoffs


2006 9- 5- 0 2nd in C division, lost to Bay City Bombers 38-30 in playoffs

2007 7- 7- 0 2nd in C division, beat Busters 26-19 & lost to Bombers 33-23 in playoffs.


2009 7- 7- 0 3rd in C division, beat Pieces 47-27 & lost to Bombers 25-24 in playoffs.




2013 9- 5- 0 1st in C division, lost to Paineville Panthers 28-26 in playoffs


2015 10-4- 0 1st in C division, beat Paineville Panthers 34-31 in playoffs

lost to Beaver Falls Beavers XX-6 in Super Bowl

(a) Cripple Creek Cripples (b) Woonsocket Rockets

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Lifetime

QB RB REC K

Aaron Rodgers - 1294 Larry Johnson - 198 Jerry Rice - 1004 Morten Andersen- 1083

Boomer Esiason - 636 Corey Dillon - 188 Reggie Wayne - 352 John Carney- 501

Dan Fouts - 594 Mike Alstott- 162 Torry Holt - 344 Rolf Benirschke - 374

Kurt Warner - 498 James Brooks - 156 Greg Jennings - 288 Steve Christie - 248

Jeff Garcia - 400 Roger Craig - 144 Herman Moore - 242 Nate Kaeding - 134

Season

QB RB REC K

Aaron Rodgers (11)- 246 Larry Johnson (06)- 90 Jerry Rice (87)- 120 M. Andersen (87)- 140

Aaron Rodgers (14)- 218 Roger Craig (85)- 78 Jerry Rice (86)- 90 John Carney (01)- 106

Kurt Warner (99)- 194 Errict Rhett (95)- 66 Jerry Rice (89)- 90 C. Catanzaro (15)- 106

Aaron Rodgers (12)- 182 Larry Johnson (05)- 60 Jerry Rice (93)- 84 Jason Hanson (07)- 102

Aaron Rodgers (15)- 168 L. Tomlinson (09)- 60 Jerry Rice (94)- 80 M. Andersen (86)- 101

Jerry Rice (95)- 80 M. Andersen (88)- 101

Game

QB RB REC K

Jeff Garcia (03)- 36 Lorenzo White (90)- 24 Jerry Rice (90)- 30 Morten Andersen (85)- 17

Brett Favre (08)- 36 Larry Johnson (06) 24 Jerry Rice (93)- 24 Morten Andersen (94)- 17

Aaron Rodgers (11)- 36 Larry Johnson (2X) 18 Reggie Wayne (06)- 20 7 with 16

Aaron Rodgers (12)- 36 9 others 18 Jerry Rice (11X)- 18

Aaron Rodgers (14)- 36 Santana Moss (2X)- 18

8 others 18

2015 Scoring

NFL - 16 games Gerbils - 14 games

QB- 200 Aaron Rodgers 168

198 Ryan Fitzpatrick 30

146 Tyrod Taylor 0

RB- 42 LeGarrette Blount 24

42 Frank Gore 18 <------FUNFL qualified 2015 starters appear in

18 Alfred Blue 6 bold print

6 Alfred Morris 0 (top 12 QB or K, top 19 RB or

0 Melvin Gordon 0 top 29 Rec, based on NFL pts)

Rec- 72 Eric Decker 36

52 James Jones 32 2015 Roster Turnover

24 Anquan Boldin 6 41%

24 DeSean Jackson 0

18 Kenny Stills 0

6 Eddie Royal 6

0 Brian Quick 0

K- 137 Chandler Catanzaro 106 *acquired since last season

103 Dan Carpenter 17 ** ex-Gerbils

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The Gerbils QB rank dropped from 2 to 6 for the starter, while the bench rank jumped from 10 to 3. Amazingly, 7 NFL

QBs outscored Aaron Rodgers in 2015, even though only 1 FUNFL QB managed that trick. (Tom Terrific.) 2013 Free

Agency acquisition, Ryan Fitzpatrick scored only 2 fewer NFL points than Rodgers, while 2015 draft pick, Tyrod Tay-

lor added 146 points to the mix. Rodgers is the only Gay Head QB with a QB1 ranking (3rd overall.) Taylor is ranked

as a high QB3, while Fitzpatrick is currently a mid QB3. At this writing, he still hasn't signed with anybody for 2016.

RB- Starters Rank =5 / Bench Rank=8 Last year 5/9 Previous year 7t/11Starters Rank =5 / Bench Rank=8 Last year 5/9 Previous year 7t/11Starters Rank =5 / Bench Rank=8 Last year 5/9 Previous year 7t/11Starters Rank =5 / Bench Rank=8 Last year 5/9 Previous year 7t/11

LeGarrette Blount and Frank Gore each tallied 7 NFL TDs in 2015. Combined, they managed 7 FUNFL TDs. Two non-

butlers named Alfred (Morris and Blue) added 24 more NFL points but only 6 more for the Gerbils. Melvin Gordon,

the #3 pick in the 2015 FUNFL Draft, set a new Rookie Bust record on the NFL level, with 0 points. (On the FUNFL level,

the record is held by Ryan Mathews, who failed to score for the Beavers in 2010, after being the #1 overall pick in that

year's FUNFL draft. The record was challenged in 2014 by the Big Dogs and Carlos Hyde, who also failed to score for

the Dogs that year. (But Carlos was overall pick #2, not #1.) Incredibly, Gordon is ranked as an RB1 going forward. Past

that, the Rats have 3 RB5s and an RB9.


Eric Decker and James Jones both appear in bold print on the previous page. Barring another late move, Jones will have

a hard time repeating, as he is currently unemployed. But that didn't stop him last year. Decker is ranked as a WR3 by

the dynasty guys. Last year, he played in 15 games for the Jets, scoring a single TD in 12 of those 15 games. The Gerbils

picked him up after week #2 and started playing him in week #6. He scored 6 points 6 times after that. DeSean Jack-

son is next best at WR5. The rest of this group is ranked as WR8 or worse. Some of them much worse.


After finishing dead last in kicker rankings in 2013 and 2014, the Gerbils jumped all the way up to 3rd place as Chand-

ler Catanzaro booted home 137 points for the Arizona Cardinals and 106 points for the Gerbils.


Outlook- The Gerbils' 10-4 record was largely attributed to their defense. They were the 3rd highest scoring team in the Central

Division, behind the 6-8 Pieces and the 8-6 Panthers. However, they allowed 87 fewer points than the Panthers and

140 points fewer than the Pieces. Their overall ranking of 5/6 is nice, but the Pieces are ranked 1/1.

2015 Highlight

The Gerbils won $50 in week #3, when they beat the Zombies 57-15. That was the start of a 4 game winning streak

that was temporarily halted in week #7, before they put up a 5 game winning streak that lasted all the way through

week #12. Their 10-4 record got them the #1 seed and a 1st round bye in the playoffs. They then beat the Panthers in

the Semi-Finals 34-31. Unfortunately, their bus to the Super Bowl took a bad turn, and they haven't been seen since.


3rd round pick - RB LeGarrette Blount - 24 points WR Eric Decker - 36 points

4th round pick - WR James Jones - 32 points RB Alfred Blue - 6 points

5th round pick - K Dan Carpenter - 17 points


Per Game - 28.9 37.1 (2011) 20.5 (1983)

Most Consecutive Wins - 8 Most Points, Game - 84 (FUNFL Record)


LUBEC DRAGONS LUBEC DRAGONS LUBEC DRAGONS LUBEC DRAGONS


Owners - Colin "The Brains" & Brian "The Money" Dolan



TEAM HISTORY

Year Record Finish

1979 (a) 9- 4- 0 1st in W division, beat Savannah Savages 30-18 in playoffs

beat Hop Bottom Honkers 27-24 in Super Bowl

1980 (a) 8- 5- 0 1st in W division, lost to Bay City Bombers 40-24 in playoffs

1981 (a) 6- 7- 0 3rd in W division, beat Honkers 19-17 and lost to Scuffle 16-13 in playoffs

1982 (a) 3- 7- 0 Last in W division; last in league

1983 (a) 9- 4- 0 1st in W division, beat Bay City Bombers 31-29 in playoffs


1984 (a) 8- 5- 1 2nd in W division, lost to Bug Tussle Scuffle 53-30 in playoffs

1985 (a) 3-11-0 Last in W division; last in league Exercised Irsay Rule


1987 (b) 9- 5- 0 2nd in W division, lost to Bug Tussle Scuffle 43-32 in playoffs

1988 (c) 6- 7- 1 3rd in W division

1989 (c) 6- 8- 0 Last in W division


1991 (c) 6- 8- 0 3rd in W division

1992 (c) 8- 6- 0 1st in W division, beat Bonnie Doone Danglers 36-21 in playoffs


1993 (c) 9- 5- 0 1st in W division, beat Woonsocket Rockets 41-20 in playoffs


1994 (c) 11- 3- 0 1st in W division, beat Eagle Butte Bruisers 34-9 in playoffs

beat Portland Portholes 38-14 in Super Bowl

1995 (c) 11- 3- 0 1st in W division, beat Paducah Pudmen 62-26 in playoffs

lost to Woonsocket Rockets 40-19 in Super Bowl

1996 (c) 8- 6- 0 2nd in W division, beat FudgePackers 37-20 & Pieces 21-12 in playoffs


1997 (c) 6- 8- 0 2nd in W division

1998 (c) 12- 2- 0 1st in W division, lost to Beaver Falls Beavers 38-23 in playoffs

1999 (c) 9- 5- 0 2nd in W division, beat Busters 32-22 and lost to Beavers 25-23 in playoffs

2000 (c) 3-11-0 Last in W division; last in league Exercised Irsay Rule

2001 (d) 7- 7- 0 3rd in E division

2002 (d) 7- 7- 0 1st in E division, lost to Paducah Pudmen 62-13 in playoffs

2003 (d) 6- 8- 0 2nd in E division

2004 (d) 6- 8- 0 1st in C division, beat Busters 22-17 & lost to Pieces 44-41 in playoffs

2005 (d) 9- 5- 0 1st in C division, lost to Gay Head Gerbils 60-31 in playoffs

2006 (d) 3-11-0 Last in C division; last in league Exercised Irsay Rule

2007 (e) 8- 6- 0 1st in E division, lost to Beaver Falls Beavers 27-7 in playoffs

2008 (e) 6- 8- 0 3rd in E division

2009 (e) 6- 8- 0 3rd in E division

2010 (e) 3-10-1 Last in E division; last in league

2011 (e) 5- 9- 1 Last in E division

2012 (e) 4-10-0 Last in C division

2013 (e) 7- 7- 0 3rd in C division, beat Pieces 66-27 & lost to Bombers 43-19 in playoffs

2014 (e) 4-10-0 Last in C division; last in league Exercised Irsay Rule

2015 8- 6- 0 1st in E division, beat Bombers 51-41 & lost to Beavers 49-14 in playoffs

(a) Sula Suckers (b) Carlsbad Webads (c) Hilo Sharks

(d) Jersey City Johnsons (e) St. George Dragons



Lifetime

QB RB REC K

Steve Young - 870 Emmitt Smith - 818 Brandon Marshall - 274 Mike Vanderjagt - 562

John Elway - 648 Earl Campbell - 312 Roddy White - 214 Adam Vinatieri - 481

Cam Newton - 572 Maurice Jones-Drew - 246 Michael Irvin - 212 Jason Hanson - 362

Mark Brunell - 314 Jamaal Charles - 210 Joey Galloway - 198 Justin Tucker 335

Matt Schaub - 274 Jerome Bettis - 146 Eddie Brown - 180 Mark Moseley - 241

Season

QB RB REC K

Tony Romo (07)- 222 Emmitt Smith (95)- 126 Michael Irvin (95)- 60 Mike Vanderjagt (03)- 136

Steve Young (94)- 202 Emmitt Smith (94)- 114 Joey Galloway (98)- 60 Mark Moseley (83)- 134

Steve Young (98)- 198 Earl Campbell (79)- 102 Brandon Marshall (13)- 58 Adam Vinatieri (04)- 120

Ron Jaworski (80)- 156 Emmitt Smith (92) - 96 Eddie Brown (90)- 54 Mike Vanderjagt (99)- 115

Cam Newton (13)- 156 Emmitt Smith (96) - 84 Tony Hill (79)- 54 JustinTucker (14)- 112

Maurice Jones-Drew (09)- 84 Tyler Eifert (15)- 54

Jamaal Charles (14)- 84

Game

QB RB REC K

Cam Newton (3X)- 30 Jamaal Charles (13)- 30 Victor Cruz (2X)- 18 Adam Vinatieri (04)- 22

Steve Young (94)- 30 Maurice Jones-Drew (11)- 24 Michael Irvin (92)- 18 Justin Tucker (13)- 18

Scott Mitchell (96)- 30 Emmitt Smith (8X)- 18 Joey Galloway (95)- 18 Mark Moseley (83)- 17

Tony Romo (07)- 30 Earl Campbell (4X)- 18 Alge Crumpler (06)- 18 Mike Vanderjagt (03)- 17

Maurice Jones-Drew (3X)- 18 Brandon Marshall (12)- 18 Adam Vinatieri (04)- 17

Jamaal Charles (2X)- 18 Justin Tucker (15)- 17

4 others 18

2015 Scoring

NFL - 16 games Dragons - 14 games

QB- 270 Cam Newton 132

128 Matt Ryan 62

104 Teddy Bridgewater 0

RB- 30 Jamaal Charles 30

18 Arian Foster 12 <------FUNFL qualified 2015 starters appear in

18 Andre Ellington 6 bold print

12 Giovanni Bernard 6 (top 12 QB or K, top 19 RB or

8 Jay Ajayi 0 top 29 Rec, based on NFL pts)

Rec- 78 Tyler Eifert 54

54 Gary Barnidge 18 2015 Roster Turnover

36 Amari Cooper 24 39%

36 Dwayne Harris 0

24 Marvin Jones 6

6 Roddy White 0

6 Phillip Dorsett 0

0 Victor Cruz 0

0 Brandon LaFell 0

Brandon Marshall** 24

K- 128 Justin Tucker 102*acquired since last season

125 Brandon McManus 18 **ex- Dragons




Prior to 2015, 3 QBs for this franchise had scored 30 points in one game to tie for the team lead. Steve Young (1994),

Scott MItchell (1996) and Tony Romo (2007). Cam Newton scored 30 points 3 times in 2015 alone! In week #11, he

beat the Pieces 52-29; in week #14, he beat the Big Dogs 36-21; and in week #15, the first round of the playoffs, he

beat the Bombers 51-41. One year ago, this team boasted of 3 QB1s in the expert rankings. Now they only have one.

Superman led all NFL QBs with 270 regular season points and is ranked #2 overall. Matt Ryan is a high QB2, while

Teddy Bridgewater has slipped to a low QB2.


The Dragons RBs were decimated by the early losses of Jamaal Charles and Arian Foster. Charles still managed to lead

the team with 30 points, which were scored 6, 6, and 18 in the 1st 3 games of the year. He also had scored in 2014 in

each of the final 8 regular season games. He broke the franchise record of 9 consecutive games scoring by a RB set

by Emmitt Smith in 1994 & 1995. He also broke the FUNFL RB Bye-Week Era record of 10 games set by Paineville's

LaDainian Tomlinson in 2005 and again in 2007. Wendell Tyler of the Bombers is the only other RB to score in 11

consecutive games, but Wendell did it in 1983, before the Bye-Weeks started. The outlook for Dragons RBs is much

brighter. Charles is rated as an RB1, while Jay Ajayi and Giovani Bernard are both rated as RB2s. The other 2 guys are

RB5s.

Rec- Starters Rank =4t / Bench Rank=6 Last year 10/12 Previous year 4/3tStarters Rank =4t / Bench Rank=6 Last year 10/12 Previous year 4/3tStarters Rank =4t / Bench Rank=6 Last year 10/12 Previous year 4/3tStarters Rank =4t / Bench Rank=6 Last year 10/12 Previous year 4/3t

Tyler Eifert scored 13 TDs for the Bengals and his 54 points scored for the Dragons was the most by any Free Agent or

Waiver Wire non-kicker acquired by any team in 2015. Eifert's 78 points tied for 4th most by any NFL receiver last

year, and Gary Barnidge also put up a starter-worthy 54 points for a tie for 15th most. Of the remaining 7 receivers on

this team, only 3 of them scored enough points to rank in the top 147 (!) for 2015. Eifert gets a TE1 from the experts,

while Barnidge gets a TE2 ranking. Amari Cooper is a WR1, but then it falls off precipitously. Last year rookie, Philip

Dorsett is a WR4, and Detroit newbie, Marvin Jones is a WR5. The rest are WR8s at best. No faith in the Salsa dancer!

K- Starters Rank =7 / Bench Rank=4 Last year 10/5 Previous year 5t/3Starters Rank =7 / Bench Rank=4 Last year 10/5 Previous year 5t/3Starters Rank =7 / Bench Rank=4 Last year 10/5 Previous year 5t/3Starters Rank =7 / Bench Rank=4 Last year 10/5 Previous year 5t/3

Both Justin Tucker and Brandon McManus earned bold print for last year's performances. Barring trades, the Drag-

ons have to make 7 cuts. They can't all be receivers.


Outlook- One year ago, the Dragons were the 13th team in FUNFL history to exercise the Irsay Rule. And it was the 2nd time this

franchise went from dead last in the league to 1st place in its new division. They did the exact same thing 8 years

earlier when the Jersey City Johnsons jumped from the Central to the East and took the division title with the same

8-6 record The only other team to pull that off was the Attica Fudge Packers who also went from the Central to become

the Owls Head Hooters also in the East, following the 1999 season, to finish in 1st place, also with an 8-6 record. 2015

also marked the end of the Dragons streak of 7 consecutive seasons without a winning record. Ranked 4/7, the team

may want to keep an eye out for the new kids on the block: the 6/3 Icemen.

2015 Highlight

54 points in week #9 not only beat the Pudmen who had 15, it beat everybody else that week as well and won the

weekly $50 prize. It also capped a 4 game winning streak to leave the Dragons 2 games ahead of the East Division

field at 6-3. They coasted home to win their 3rd East Division title in this, their 1st season back in the division. This is

the 3rd time this franchise has been in the East and they have now won a title in each of their 3 East incarnations.


1st round pick (#1overall) - WR Amari Cooper - 24 points TE Tyler Eifert - 54 points

4th round pick - K Brandon McManus - 18 points TE Gary Barnidge - 18 points


Per Game - 27.6 41.3 (1995) 11.9 (1982)

Most Consecutive Wins - 18 (FUNFL Record) Most Points, Game - 65


PAINEVILLE PANTHERS PAINEVILLE PANTHERS PAINEVILLE PANTHERS PAINEVILLE PANTHERS

Super Bell Rings - 2002, 2003, 2006, 2008 & 2010

Owner - Kevin "Big Cat" Gaffney, Sr.



TEAM HISTORY

Year Record Finish




1999 8- 6- 0 1st in E division, lost to Portland Portholes 24-6 in playoffs



2002 12- 2- 0 1st in C division, beat Paducah Pudmen 25-16 in playoffs


2003 7- 7- 0 2nd in C division, beat Gerbils 64-51 & Big Dogs 32-27 in playoffs



2005 8- 6- 0 3rd in C division, lost to Gay Head Gerbils 41-32 in playoffs

2006 12- 2- 0 1st in C division, beat Barkeyville Big Dogs 32-25 in playoffs


2007 10- 4- 0 1st in C division, beat Beaver Falls Beavers 53-32 in playoffs


2008 10- 4- 0 1st in C division, beat Bangor Bears 27-12 in playoffs

beat Stifflertown Cadavers 52-10 in Super Bowl

2009 8- 6- 0 2nd in C division, lost to Beaver Falls Beavers 46-15 in playoffs

2010 11-3- 0 1st in C division, beat Cape Cod Pieces 38-14 in playoffs

beat Owls Head Hooters 37-22 in Super Bowl

2011 12- 2- 0 1st in C division, lost to Cape Cod Pieces 51-50 in playoffs

2012 9- 5- 0 1st in C division, lost to Beaver Falls Beavers 36-31 in playoffs

2013 7- 7- 0 Last in C division, beat Bears 51-29 and Gerbils 28-26 in playoffs


2014 7- 7- 0 2nd in C division, beat Pieces 56-25; lost to Bombers 44-36 in playoffs

2015 8- 6- 0 2nd in C division, beat Busters 32-29; lost to Gerbils 34-31 in playoffs



Lifetime

QB RB REC K

Tom Brady - 1858 LaDainian Tomlinson - 642 Calvin Johnson - 394 Mike Hollis - 434

Drew Bledsoe - 632 Clinton Portis - 206 Chris Chambers - 164 Nick Kaeding - 426

Aaron Brooks - 286 Ricky Williams - 180 Dez Bryant - 164 Phil Dawsaon - 184

Ben Roethlisberger - 164 Stephen Davis- 164 Roy Williams - 108 Martin Gramatica - 175

Matt Schaub - 60 Rashard Mendenhall - 126 Wesley Walls- 96 Matt Bryant - 150

Season

QB RB REC K

Tom Brady (07)- 264 LaDainian Tomlinson (06)- 186 Calvin Johnson (11)- 72 David Akers (09)- 118

Tom Brady (15)- 216 LaDainian Tomlinson (05)- 132 Calvin Johnson (13)- 72 Mike Hollis (97)- 112

Tom Brady (11)- 198 Stephen Davis (99)- 104 Calvin Johnson (10)- 68 Mike Hollis (99)- 108

Tom Brady (12)- 192 LaDainian Tomlinson (07)- 90 Dez Bryant (13)- 60 Phil Dawson (13)- 104

Tom Brady (14)- 180 LaDainian Tomlinson (04)- 84 Calvin Johnson (08)- 56 Nate Kaeding (08)- 102

Game

QB RB REC K

Tom Brady (07)- 36 Clinton Portis (03)- 30 Calvin Johnson (2X)- 18 Blair Walsh (15)- 19

Tom Brady (09)- 36 LaDainian Tomlinson (6X)- 24 Amani Toomer (02)- 18 Mike Hollis (00)- 18

Tom Brady (4x)- 30 DeAngelo Williams (2X)- 24 Chris Chambers (03) - 18 Mike Hollis (97)- 17

Aaron Brooks (03)- 30 Steven Jackson (06)- 24 Anquan Boldin (08)- 18 Phil Dawson (14)- 16

Dez Bryant (14)- 18 Mike Hollis (99)- 15

M. Gramatica (02)- 15

Phil Dawson (13)- 15

2015 Scoring

NFL - 16 games Panthers - 14 games

QB- 234 Tom Brady 216

66 Brock Osweiler 0

0 Jimmy Garoppolo 0

Michael Vick** 6

RB- 24 Matt Jones 12 <------FUNFL qualified 2015 starters appear in

18 Le'Veon Bell 18 bold print

12 C.J. Spiller 6 (top 12 QB or K, top 19 RB or

6 Tevin Coleman 0 top 29 Rec, based on NFL pts)

6 Tre Mason 0

Rec- 54 Calvin Johnson 42 2015 Roster Turnover

24 Keenan Allen 24 33%

24 Alshon Jeffrey 12

24 Andre Holmes 0

18 Dez Bryant 12

18 Kendall Wright 0

8 Davante Adams 8

0 Aaron Dobson 0

K- 135 Blair Walsh 29 *acquired since last season

68 Matt Bryant 68 **ex-Panthers



QB- Starters Rank =2 / Bench Rank=12 Last year 6t/11 Previous year 11/12Starters Rank =2 / Bench Rank=12 Last year 6t/11 Previous year 11/12Starters Rank =2 / Bench Rank=12 Last year 6t/11 Previous year 11/12Starters Rank =2 / Bench Rank=12 Last year 6t/11 Previous year 11/12

Tom Brady had his 2nd best FUNFL scoring total in 2015, and tied 1986's Dan Marino for the 8th most points by a QB

in one season with 216. Peyton Manning finally retired so that Brock Osweiler could start for Denver. Whoops! Brock

will finally start, but it will be for Houston. Unfortunately, Houston has the same bye week as New England in 2016, and

the Panthers don't draft until #9. Brady is a low QB1 going forward. Osweiler is a low QB2. Jimmy Garoppolo would be

rated higher than low QB3 if Brady hadn't vowed to play until he was 70.


The 5 Paineville RBs scored 66 total NFL points in 2015. That's 18 points less than Devonta Freeman scored. Le'Veon

Bell missed the 1st 2 weeks due to a weed suspension and then got hurt again 6 weeks later. His unreliability caused

him to drop from #1 overall to #3 overall in the dynasty rankings, but, at least he's an RB1. Matt Jones is a high RB3

and Tevin Coleman is a mid RB3. The other 2 guys are RB6s.

Rec- Starters Rank =12 / Bench Rank=12 Last year 1t/2 Previous year 2/2Starters Rank =12 / Bench Rank=12 Last year 1t/2 Previous year 2/2Starters Rank =12 / Bench Rank=12 Last year 1t/2 Previous year 2/2Starters Rank =12 / Bench Rank=12 Last year 1t/2 Previous year 2/2

Calvin Johnson caught 9 TD passes in 2015, the 5th most in his 9-year career. So far, that's not enough to sway him

away from retirement. Keenan Allen and Alshon Jeffrey both get "incompletes" for last year, playing in 8 and 9 games,

respectively. The Top Dog (Cat), Dez Bryant, played parts of 9 games, but only 4 of those were with Tony Romo. He was

lucky to score 3 TDs. It couldn't get any worse. The prospects are much brighter. Bryant and Jeffrey are both ranked as

WR1s and Allen just missed, as the top rated WR2. Kendall Wright is the next highest at WR5, so there is substantial

fodder, as the Panthers need to make 6 cuts.

K- Starters Rank =4 / Bench Rank=8t Last year 11/6 Previous year 5t/11Starters Rank =4 / Bench Rank=8t Last year 11/6 Previous year 5t/11Starters Rank =4 / Bench Rank=8t Last year 11/6 Previous year 5t/11Starters Rank =4 / Bench Rank=8t Last year 11/6 Previous year 5t/11

Blair Walsh only got to play 4 regular season games for the Panthers, but Coach Big Cat stuck with him in the playoffs

where he established a new franchise record with 19 points against the Gerbils in the Semi-Finals. Unfortunately, it

wasn't enough, as the Gerbils prevaled 34-31.


Outlook- Injuries to one of the best RBs in the league and one of the league's top receivers knocked the Panthers ranking all

the way down to 11/12 after 2015. Only 3 players scored enough NFL points to qualify as FUNFL starters at their re-

spective positions last year. And one of those 3 says he doesn't want to play any more. A healthier 2016 will turn this

team back from Pussy Cats to Panthers.

2015 Highlight

The Panthers started 2015 going 5-0 to take a 2 game lead in the Central Division. Then the Gerbils won 9 out of 10

from week #3 to week #12, to take their own 2 game lead, with only 2 games left. The Cats made it 1 game after week

#13, but they lost in week #14, while the Gerbils won the division. The Panthers had to settle for making the playoffs

for the 11th year in a row!


1st round pick (#8 overall) - RB Tevin Coleman - 6 points QB Michael Vick - 6 points

2nd round pick - RB Matt Jones - 12 points

4th round pick - K Blair Walsh - 29 points


Per Game - 31.6 40.0 (2006) 20.4 (1998)



PENOBSCOT PUDMENPENOBSCOT PUDMENPENOBSCOT PUDMENPENOBSCOT PUDMEN

Super Bell Ring - 2000

Owner - Chief Brad "Big Wad" Luecke



TEAM HISTORY

Year Record Finish


1985 (a) 6- 8- 0 3rd in W division


1987 (a) 4-10-0 Last in W division

1988 (a) 2-11-1 Last in W division; last in league Exercised Irsay Rule

1989 (b) 5- 9- 0 Last in C division; last in league

1990 (b) 8- 6- 0 1st in C division, lost to Bonnie Doone Danglers 28-26 in playoffs

1991 (b) 7- 7- 0 3rd in C division, lost to Bonnie Doone Danglers 32-25 in playoffs


1993 (b) 6- 8- 0 Last in W division


1995 (b) 7- 7- 0 2nd in W division, beat Beavers 19-15 & lost to Sharks 62-26 in playoffs





2000 (b) 8- 6- 0 1st in C division, beat Owls Head Hooters 36-19 in playoffs


2001 (b) 8- 6- 0 1st in W division, lost to Cannon Ball Busters 36-15 in playoffs

2002 (b) 7- 7- 0 2nd in W division, beat Johnsons 62-13 & lost to Panthers 25-16 in playoffs

2003 (b) 9- 5- 0 2nd in W division, lost to Bay City Bombers 56-29 in playoffs



2006 (c) 10- 4- 0 1st in W division, lost to Bay City Bombers 50-23 in playoffs


2008 (c) 4-10- 0 Last in W division

2009 (c) 4-10- 0 Last in W division; last in league Exercised Irsay Rule

2010 8- 5- 1 2nd in E division, beat Busters 40-24 & lost to Hooters 38-25 in playoffs


2012 11- 3- 0 1st in E division, lost to Bay City Bombers 34-14 in playoffs




(a) Yakima Fugawi (b) Paducah Pudmen (c) Beecher Pudmen

PENOBSCOT PUDMEN PENOBSCOT PUDMEN PENOBSCOT PUDMEN PENOBSCOT PUDMEN


Lifetime

QB RB REC K

Daunte Culpepper - 790 Barry Sanders - 504 Randy Moss- 542 Pete Stoyanovich - 849

Troy Aikman - 646 Gerald Riggs - 156 Rob Gronkowski - 288 Adam Vinatieri - 377

Philip Rivers - 602 Marshall Faulk - 150 Rod Smith - 212 Shayne Graham - 352

Carson Palmer - 430 Willie Parker - 132 Plaxico Burress - 198 Morten Andersen - 290

Steve Deberg - 360 Brian Westbrook - 120 Art Monk - 174 Paul McFadden - 253

Season

QB RB REC K

D. Culpepper (04)- 202 Barry Sanders (91)- 84 Rob Gronkowski (11)- 90 Lawrence Tynes (12)- 132

D. Culpepper (00)- 170 Brian Westbrook (08)- 84 Randy Moss (98)- 86 Adam Vinatieri (14)- 126

Philip Rivers (10)- 158 Barry Sanders (90)- 78 Randy Moss (03)- 78 Shayne Graham (07)- 108

D. Culpepper (03)- 146 Willie Parker (06)- 78 St. Sharpe (94)- 72 P. McFadden (87)- 100

Philip Rivers (11)- 140 3 others 72 C. Conway (95)- 72 P. Stoyanovich (92)- 99

Randy Moss (00)- 72 Shayne Graham (05)- 99

Game

QB RB REC K

Carson Palmer (07)- 36 Barry Sanders (91)- 24 Sterling Sharpe (94)- 24 Shayne Graham (07)- 21

Troy Aikman (99)- 30 Brian Westbrook (08)- 24 Randy Moss (98)- 20 Lawrence Tynes (12)- 18

D. Culpepper (04)- 30 Barry Sanders (5X)- 18 Randy Moss (4X)- 18 Alex Henry (13)- 18

D. Culpepper (04)- 30 Gerald Riggs (2X)- 18 Rob Gronkowski (3x)- 18 Jay Feely (08)- 17

D. Culpepper (04)- 30 Brian Westbrook (2X)- 18 4 others 18 Lawrence Tynes (12)- 17

Kurt Warner (09)- 30 4 others 18

2015 Scoring

NFL - 16 games Pudmen - 14 games

QB- 178 Philip Rivers 64

168 Andy Dalton 60

Eli Manning** 12

RB- 42 Ronnie Hillman 18

30 James Starks 0 <------FUNFL qualified 2015 starters appear in

18 Ameer Abdullah 6 bold print

Rec- 66 Rob Gronkowski 60 (top 12 QB or K, top 19 RB or

60 Tavon Austin 0 top 29 Rec, based on NFL pts)

54 Sammy Watkins 12

54 Larry Fitzgerald 6 2015 Roster Turnover

54 Michael Crabtree 6 65%

50 Richard Rodgers 0

36 Ben Watson 6

24 Austin Seferian-Jenkins 0

18 Danny Amendola 0

18 Jason Witten 0

Steve Smith** 12

Coby Fleener** 6

Markus Wheaton** 2*acquired since last season

K- 134 Josh Brown 31 **ex-Pudmen

107 Adam Vinatieri 60

PENOBSCOT PUDMEN PENOBSCOT PUDMEN PENOBSCOT PUDMEN PENOBSCOT PUDMEN



In a bold move, the Pudmen traded Eli Manning after 7 weeks of 2015 in an effort to increase their chances of starting

the right QB in any given week. They were only partly successful. During the first 7 weeks, with 3 QBs, they played the

right guy less than 1/3 of the time. During the last 7 weeks, with only 2 QBs, the played the right guy less than 1/2 the

time. Maybe they should trade down to 1 QB. Anyway, both of their remaining QBs just missed seeing their names in

bold print on the last page, finishing with the 13th (Philip Rivers) and 15th (Andy Dalton) most 2015 NFL points. Both

of those guys are ranked similarly as high QB2s going forward. Rivers is 14th. Dalton is 15th. If they take one of the top

rookie QBs with the 2nd pick in the draft, they could soon be right back where they started.


The Puds RB turnover rate for 2015 was 100%. They unloaded 5 guys and picked up 3. Unfortunately, they didn't have

a lot more lineup choosing success with this position than they did with their QBs. Ameer Abdullah was grabbed with

the overall #5 pick in the 2015 draft. He scored 3 TDs is 16 games for the Lions, and 1 TD in 5 games for the Puds. Ron-

nie Hillman followed as the Puds' 3rd round choice and scored 7 TDs in 16 games for the Broncos, and 3 TDs in 6

games for the Pudmen. James Starks was added after he scored a pair of TDs in week #6 for the Packers against the

Chargers. He only got 2 starts for Penobscot after that, and they missed his 3 remaining 2015 TDs. Abdullah is ranked

RB2, but the other 2 guys are both RB7s. Ouch.

Rec- Starters Rank =2 / Bench Rank=1 Last year 8/2t Previous year 9/7Starters Rank =2 / Bench Rank=1 Last year 8/2t Previous year 9/7Starters Rank =2 / Bench Rank=1 Last year 8/2t Previous year 9/7Starters Rank =2 / Bench Rank=1 Last year 8/2t Previous year 9/7

The Puds have 5 WRs and 5 TEs! Rob Gronkowski's 11 TDs were the most of all 10 of these guys, but 8 NFL TEs scored

even more than that. 10 of Gronk's 11 registered for the Pudmen, though. Unfortunately (and remarkably), of the 368

NFL points scored by the other 9 guys, only 30 points counted for the Pudmen! Is 10 receivers too many? Ya think?! 6

of the 10 posted starter-worthy numbers, but, after Gronk, the other 5 only scored 4 TDs for the home team! Gronk and

Austin Sefarian-Jenkins are both TE1s, but the other 3 consist of 2 TE3s and a TE4. Disturbing, when you consider that

3 TE1s and 8 TE2s are unowned. Sammy Watkins is a WR1, but then we finish with 1 WR4, 2 WR5s and a WR9.


Adam Vinatieri started 2015 with scores of 0, 1 and 5. He ultimately wound up with 60 points in 10 starts for the Puds,

17+ points below his previous average. The Puds scarfed Josh Brown off the Waiver Wire in mid-November, to become

Brown's 3rd FUNFL team of the year, surprising for a guy who scored 134 NFL points, 5th most of all kickers in 2015.


Outlook- Weekly lineup selection continues to be the main problem here. The reduction in QBs may turn out to be of some

help, but picking the right receivers to play each week is a formidable task. Trading a receiver (or 3) for a running

back (or 3) might help. Unless the Puds are looking for a developmental QB, the #2 pick in the draft pretty much

has to be a running back. It's still the East Division. Anybody can win it.

2015 Highlight

The Pudmen went off for 56 points in week #8 to annihilate the Zombies (who were already dead, I guess) 56-35. Too

bad that 56 points was the 3rd most scored that week. Oh well. The win took the Pudmen to 4-4 for the year, only one

game in back of the Dragons. Then the Puds lost 4 straight and it was "Wait till next year."


1st round pick (#5 overall) - RB Ameer Abdullah - 6 points TE Ben Watson - 6 points

2nd round pick - WR Markus Wheaton - 2 points K Josh Brown - 31 points

3rd round pick - RB Ronnie Hillman - 18 points

5th round pick - WR Michael Crabtree - 6 points


Per Game - 26.0 35.1 (2012) 16.1 (1984)



TOMBSTONE ZOMBIES TOMBSTONE ZOMBIES TOMBSTONE ZOMBIES TOMBSTONE ZOMBIES

Super Bell Ring - 1982

Owners - Matt "Lazarus" Marshalek and Erika "Money" Wackenhut



TEAM HISTORY

Year Record Finish

1979 (a) 9- 4- 0 2nd in W division, lost to Bonnie Doone Danglers 42-25 in playoffs

1980 (a) 7- 6- 0 3rd in W division, lost to Bay City Bombers 44-6 in playoffs


1982 (a) 6- 4- 0 1st in W division, beat Bay City Bombers 39-26 in playoffs


1983 (a) 7- 5- 1 2nd in W division, lost to Bay City Bombers 17-12 in playoffs

1984 (a) 12-2- 0 1st in W division, lost to Bonnie Doone Danglers 46-25 in playoffs

1985 (a) 10-4- 0 1st in W division, lost to Bay City Bombers 37-33 in playoffs





1990 (a) 8- 4- 2 2nd in W division, beat Packers 16-15 & lost to Bruisers 38-16 in playoffs


1992 (a) 7- 7- 0 2nd in W division, lost to Bonnie Doone Danglers 27-20 in playoffs

1993 (a) 7- 7- 0 2nd in W division, lost to Woonsocket Rockets 38-14 in playoffs

1994 (a) 7- 7- 0 2nd in W division, beat Honkers 32-25 & Big Dogs 13-12 in playoffs

lost to Hilo Sharks 38-14 in Super Bowl


1996 (a) 8- 6- 0 1st in W division, beat Bombers 36-17 & lost to Beavers 40-33 in playoffs


1998 (a) 3-11-0 Last in W division

1999 (a) 8- 6- 0 Last in W division, beat Panthers 24-6 & Bombers 35-23 in playoffs


2000 (a) 8- 6- 0 3rd in W division, beat Busters 52-37 & lost to Bombers 36-14 in playoffs



2003 (a) 4-10-0 Last in W division; last in league Exercised Irsay Rule*

2004 (a)* 4-10-0 3rd in E division

2005 (a) 7- 7- 0 2nd in E division


2007 (b) 4-10-0 Last in C division

2008 (b) 9- 5- 0 2nd in C division, beat Big Dogs 30-19 & Beavers 39-24 in playoffs




2011 (b) 8- 6- 0 3rd in C division, lost to Cape Cod Pieces 37-28 in playoffs





(a) Portland Portholes (b) Stifflertown Cadavers

* Moved from Portland, Oregon to Portland, Maine



Lifetime

QB RB REC K

Eli Manning - 858 Edgerrin James - 412 Wesley Walker - 210 John Kasay - 307

Randall Cunningham- 750 Neal Anderson - 360 Ozzie Newsome - 174 Norm Johnson - 294

Brian Sipe - 450 Eric Dickerson - 336 Irving Fryar - 124 David Treadwell - 253

Ben Roethlisberger - 378 Marcus Allen - 300 Keith Jackson - 122 Uwe von Schamann - 229

David Krieg - 318 Rodney Hampton - 200 Wes Welker - 120 Martin Gramatica - 211

Season

QB RB REC K

Randall Cunningham (90)-180 Eric Dickerson (83)- 120 Wesley Walker (86)- 60 Graham Gano (15)- 107

Ben Roethlisberger (14)-180 Marcus Allen (84)- 102 Willie Gault (87)- 60 John Kasay (96)- 103

Eli Manning (11)- 156 LeSean McCoy (11)- 102 Marques Colston (09)- 54 Martin Gramatica (00)- 102

Eli Manning (10)- 144 Edgerrin James (00)- 86 Wes Welker (13)- 54 David Treadwell (93)- 82

Jeff Blake (95)- 140 Marcus Allen (85)- 78 Joe Horn (04)- 50 Rob Bironas (08)- 82

Neal Anderson (89)- 78

Neal Anderson (90)- 78

Edgerrin James (05)- 78

Game

QB RB REC K

Ben Roethlisberger (14)- 36 Marcus Allen (84)- 24 Wesley Walker (86)- 24 Norm Johnson (87)- 19

Ben Roethlisberger (14)- 36 Rodney Hampton (95)- 24 Wesley Walker (3X)- 18 Greg Davis (97)- 19

David Krieg (2x)- 30 Doug Martin (12)- 24 Irving Fryar (94)- 18 Greg Davis (90)- 17

Randall Cunningham (2x)-30 Edgerrin James (6X)- 18 Marques Colston (07)- 18 John Kasay (96)- 17

Brian Sipe (79)- 30 Eric Dickerson (4X)- 18 Emmanuel Sanders (14)- 18 Rob Bironas (08)- 17

Mark Wilson (84)- 30 Marcus Allen (2X)- 18

Neal Anderson (2X)- 18

LeSean McCoy (2X)- 18

7 others 18

2015 Scoring

NFL - 16 games Zombies - 14 games

QB- 142 Ben Roethlisberger 84

136 Alex Smith 24

44 Colin Kaepernick 0

RB- 42 Doug Martin 30

36 Latavius Murray 24 <------FUNFL qualified 2015 starters appear in

30 Charcandrick West 6 bold print

30 Isaiah Crowell 6 (top 12 QB or K, top 19 RB or

6 Knile Davis 0 top 29 Rec, based on NFL pts)

0 Christie Michael 0

Joseph Randle** 6 2015 Roster Turnover

Rec- 42 Greg Olsen 24 53%

42 Julian Edelman 18

36 Emmanuel Sanders 18

34 Travis Kelce 14

30 Julius Thomas 0

18 Mike Evans 6

6 Cody Latimer 0

K- 146 Graham Gano 107*acquired since last season

Josh Brown** 17 **ex-Zombies



QB- Starters Rank =12/11 Bench Rank=6 Last year 6t/6 Previous year 7/5Starters Rank =12/11 Bench Rank=6 Last year 6t/6 Previous year 7/5Starters Rank =12/11 Bench Rank=6 Last year 6t/6 Previous year 7/5Starters Rank =12/11 Bench Rank=6 Last year 6t/6 Previous year 7/5

Big Ben Roethlisberger got hurt again and missed 4 regular season games. He still outscored Little Alex Smith and act-

ually finished 18th among all NFL scorers with 142 points. Meanwhile, Colin Kaepernick got hurt and benched and hurt

and, in the post-season got traded and untraded and had 3 surgeries. If Ben could stay healthy, all would be well here.

He's ranked as a QB1, #6 overall. Smith is ranked as a QB3, and so, somehow, is Kaepernick.

RB- Starters Rank =7 / Bench Rank=6 Last year 11/11 Previous year 11/9tStarters Rank =7 / Bench Rank=6 Last year 11/11 Previous year 11/9tStarters Rank =7 / Bench Rank=6 Last year 11/11 Previous year 11/9tStarters Rank =7 / Bench Rank=6 Last year 11/11 Previous year 11/9t

Doug Martin scored 7 TDs in 2015 and boosted his ranking from an RB3 to an RB1. 3 other Zombies RBs scored 5 or 6

TDs but they are ranked RB3, RB4, and RB5. (Latavius Murray, Isaiah Crowell and Charcandrick West.) Martin, in his

contract year, gained 1,402 yards, 2nd only to Adrian Peterson. Now he has his contract. Hmmmmmm. Charcandrick

will probably fade away if Jamaal Charles comes back healthy. This might be a good spot to use the #3 overall pick.

Rec- Starters Rank =11 / Bench Rank=9 Last year 6/7t Previous year 6/3tStarters Rank =11 / Bench Rank=9 Last year 6/7t Previous year 6/3tStarters Rank =11 / Bench Rank=9 Last year 6/7t Previous year 6/3tStarters Rank =11 / Bench Rank=9 Last year 6/7t Previous year 6/3t

Julian Edelman and Greg Olsen each scored 7 TDs in the regular NFL season in 2015. Half of those 14 TDs made it to

the FUNFL boxscores. The Pudmen currently boast a roster with 5 TEs. The Zombies only have 3, but all 3 of them are

rated as TE1s. Could we see a bunch of 3 TE lineups next season? Mike Evans is ranked as a WR1, #7 overall, but he is

coming off a disappointing season where he led all receivers in drops. Edelman and Emmanuel Sanders are both

ranked as WR3s and Cody Latimer is a WR6. The 1st 2 picks in the draft are likely to be an RB and a QB, so the Zom-

bies could have a crack at the top receiver. Laquan Treadwell anyone?


Carolina's Graham Gano scored 146 points in 16 regular season NFL games last year. Gano only played in 11 FUNFL

regular season games in 2015, but he managed 107 points, the most ever by a Zombies franchise kicker. Nice.


Outlook- This team's overall ranking slipped from 11/11 to 12/11 in 2015. If they are looking for consolation, they can find it in

the realization that the Paineville Panthers are ranked 11/12, and they have made the FUNFL playoffs 11 years in a

row! The Zombies were given up for dead at 2-6 before they finished 3-3 and missed out on gaining the Irsay Trophy by

the tie-breaker. They are slowly building a core of talent to go with Big Ben, but an escape from the West Division would

have been the quickest route to prosperity.

2015 Highlight

In week #2 of 2015, the Zombies rose up and beat the Super Bowl Champion Beavers 46-16 to bring their W-L record

to .500 for the first, last, and only time in 2015.


2nd round pick - RB Joseph Randle - 6 points (waived) K Josh Brown - 17 points (traded)

4th round pick - K Graham Gano 107 points ! RB Charcandrick West - 6 points

(In the 2014 draft, the Zombies took Gano in the 4th

round- he scored 21 points before they waived him)


Per Game - 26.1 35.8 (1984) 18.6 (1998)



WINTER HARBOR ICEMEN WINTER HARBOR ICEMEN WINTER HARBOR ICEMEN WINTER HARBOR ICEMEN

Super Bell Rings - Nil

Owners - Dave Kurow, Jeff Doligale & the Caravan



TEAM HISTORY

Year Record Finish


1980 (a) 8- 5- 0 2nd in W division, beat Scuffle 47-23 & Beavers 27-9 in playoffs


1981 (a) 6- 7- 0 2nd in W division, beat Beavers 11-10 & Bombers 27-16 in playoffs

lost to Bug Tussle Scuffle 38-23 in Super Bowl


1983 (a) 4- 9- 0 Last in W division; last in league






1989 (b) 8- 6- 0 2nd in C division, beat Savannah Savages 22-20 in playoffs


1990 (b) 8- 6- 0 2nd in C division, lost to Portland Portholes 16-15 in playoffs

1991 (b) 8- 6- 0 2nd in C division, lost to Eagle Butte Bruisers 32-30 in playoffs



1994 (b) 4-10-0 3rd in C division

1995 (b) 7- 7- 0 3rd in C division, lost to Barkeyville Big Dogs 23-12 in playoffs

1996 (b) 7- 6- 1 2nd in C division, lost to Hilo Sharks 37-20 in playoffs

1997 (b) 6- 8- 0 3rd in C division, beat Pieces 18-11 & lost to Beavers 24-11 in playoffs


1999 (b) 3-11-0 Last in C division; last in league Exercised Irsay Rule

2000 (c) 8- 6- 0 1st in E division, beat Big Dogs 31-29 & lost to Pudmen 36-19 in playoffs

2001 (c) 5- 9- 0 Last in E division

2002 (c) 6- 8- 0 2nd in E division

2003 (c) 5- 9- 0 3rd in E division

2004 (c) 10-4- 0 2nd in E division, beat Beavers 17-14 & lost to Bombers 42-37 in playoffs

2005 (c) 5- 9- 0 3rd in E division

2006 (c) 3-11-0 Last in E division

2007 (c) 3-11-0 Last in E division; last in league


2009 (c) 5- 9- 0 Last in E division

2010 (c) 11-3- 0 1st in E division, beat Penobscot Pudmen 38-25 in playoffs


2011 (c) 7- 7- 0 1st in E division, beat Beavers 44-38 & lost to Busters 44-37 in playoffs




2015 (c) 5- 9- 0 Last in C division; last in league Exercised Irsay Rule

(a) Mule Shoe Jackalopes (b) Attica Fudge Packers (c) Owls Head Hooters



Lifetime

QB RB REC K

Jim Kelly - 786 Marshawn Lynch - 358 Marvin Harrison- 552 Jason Elam - 1260

Marc Bulger - 454 Ricky Watters - 350 H. Carmichael - 174 Kevin Butler - 652

Brian Griese - 392 Earnest Byner - 252 Stanley Morgan - 156 Eddie Murray - 324

Russell Wilson - 354 Billy Sims - 222 Louis Lipps - 144 David Akers - 258

Phil Simms - 252 Ahman Green - 150 Anthony Carter - 108 Scott Norwood - 175

Season

QB RB REC K

Jim Kelly (91)- 174 Ahman Green (03)- 90 Louis Lipps (85)- 84 Kevin Butler (85)- 118

Erik Kramer (95)- 138 Billy Sims (80)- 78 Marvin Harrison (04)- 78 Jason Elam (95)- 107

Jim Kelly (92)- 132 Billy Sims (81)- 78 Marvin Harrison (99)- 74 Kevin Butler (87)- 105

Mark Sanchez (11)- 132 Marshawn Lynch (14)- 78 Marvin Harrison (01)- 72 Jason Elam (97)- 105

Marc Bulger (03)- 126 Ricky Watters (96)- 72 Marvin Harrison (05)- 72 Kevin Butler (86)- 104

Russell Wilson (14)- 126 Marshawn Lynch (13)- 72

Game

QB RB REC K

Jim Kelly (91)- 36 Eric Dickerson (88)- 24 Marvin Harrison (5X) 18 Kevin Butler (89)- 17

Jim Kelly (91)- 30 Mike Anderson (00)- 24 H. Carmichael (80)- 18 Kevin Butler (93)- 17

Russell Wilson (15)- 30 Marshawn Lynch (14)- 24 Louis Lipps (85)- 18 Billy Cundiff (11)- 17

Jim Kelly (6X)- 24 Marshawn Lynch (3X)- 18 Stanley Morgan (86)- 18 Jason Elam (95)- 16

Matt Cassel (2X) 24 Ricky Watters (2X)- 18 Laveranues Coles (08)- 18 Jason Elam (97)- 16

Mark Sanchez (2X) 24 7 others 18 Miles Austin (11)- 18 Jason Elam (02)- 16

5 others 24

2015 Scoring

NFL - 16 games Icemen - 14 games

QB- 210 Russell Wilson 96

208 Kirk Cousins 48

114 Brian Hoyer 12

82 Josh McCown 0

RB- 30 Eddie Lacy 6 <------FUNFL qualified 2015 starters appear in

30 Thomas Rawls 6 bold print

20 Marshawn Lynch 14 (top 12 QB or K, top 19 RB or

18 Chris Johnson 6 top 29 Rec, based on NFL pts)

18 T.J. Yeldon 6

Rec- 66 Jordan Reed 0 2015 Roster Turnover

54 Brandin Cooks 36 56%

48 Jordan Mathews 12

36 Golden Tate 6

26 Torrey Smith 0

18 Jaelen Strong 0

K- 129 Cairo Santos 46

127 Robbie Gould 31 *acquired since last season

Zach Hocker** 14 ** ex-Icemen




Jumping from a 12/12 QB ranking to 4t/1 should be enough to propel a team to great prosperity in a QB-dominated league.

Both Russell Wilson and KIrk Cousins scored over 200 points in 16 regular season NFL games in 2015, but they managed only

144 between them in 14 FUNFL games, in spite of Wilson's 30 pointer in week #14 to beat the Panthers. Wilson also tied the

franchise record for QB scoring in consecutive games with 11. (The last 4 of 2014 and the first 7 of 2015.) Cousins was a major

surprise, but is rated as a mid QB2 going forward. Wilson is rated as a QB1, #4 overall among QBs for dynasty purposes.


The QB jump was offset by an RB collapse in 2015. 2014 stars, Marshawn Lynch and Eddie Lacy, were major disappointments.

Rookies Thomas Rawls and T.J. Yeldon flashed before getting hurt. Looking forward, Lacy is ranked as an RB1, and the 2 kids

are both RB2s. Lynch is probably retired, but who knows. The Seahawks drafted C.J. Prosise and Alex Collins to go along with

Rawls and Christine Michael, so they are apparently convinced that Lynch really means it. Are you?

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The receiving corps put up healthy numbers at the NFL level, led by Jordan Reed's 11 TDs. Unfortunately, 6 of those TDs were

scored before Reed was acquired by the then-Hooters after week #10, and 4 more were scored after week #14, when they

were watching the playoffs from the sidelines. Brandin Cooks and Jordan Mathews also put up starter-worthy NFL stats, and

Golden Tate just missed. Looking forward, Reed is a TE1, #4 overall, and Cooks and Matthews are ranked as WR2 and WR3,

respectively. Tate is a strong WR4 among the dynasty experts' picks. This position has continued to improve.


Robbie Gould's 33 FGs were the most he has made in his Bears' career. In his second season, Cairo Santos scored 16 points

more than he did as a rookie in 2014, and 2 points more than Gould. Both these guys were starter-worthy in 2015.


Outlook- After 15 years in the East Division, the Hooters found themselves back in the Central where they posted a memorable one and

only season going W-L-L-W-L-L-W-L-L-W-L-L-L-W. Now it's back to the East, where the Lubec Dragons just went from last in the

league to first in the East after exercising the Irsay Rule. The Icemen's QB position has gone from a weakness to a strength in

one year, and, if the young RBs come through, there appears to be no reason why the Icemen can't pull off the same trick. How

does a team ranked 6/3 overall get to exercise the Irsay Rule and grab the first pick in the draft?

2015 Highlight

With one week left in the regular season, the Hooters had the Irsay Rule all wrapped up at 4-9. The Pudmen and Zombies were

both at 5-8. They would both have to lose and the Hooters would have to win and score an ungodly number of points in order for

them to lose out on Irsay. Nobody told Russell Wilson the game plan, however, and he went out and scored 30 points in week

#14 to beat the Panthers single-handedly, while the Puds and Zombies both lost. The rest of the Hooters only scored 4 points,

however, so the Hooters managed to win the right to move back into the East Division based upon the fewest points tie-breaker.


1st round pick (#6 overall) -RB T.J. Yeldon - 6 points K Robbie Gould - 31 points

5th round pick - K Zach Hocker - 14 points (waived) RB Chris Johnson - 6 points


Per Game - 25.8 32.9 (2011) 20.6 (1979)



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