See your Herald in colour colour colour: www.stmarys-eastbarnet.org.uk The Newspaper of East Barnet Parish 3200 FREE copies delivered each month February 2014 A MESSAGE from the Revd James Mustard (right), Rector of St Mary’s Church. THIS YEAR will see many exciting developments at St Mary’s Church. LOOKING forward to joining us as curate in June: Sam Korn, with his fiancée Donna Allison. The couple are to be married in September. Like Rector James, Sam is a Cambridge graduate and has spent two years working at St Albans Abbey. He has a message for us on page four. Our expanding church is . . . OPEN TO ALL In late June we will welcome Sam Korn as our newly- ordained Assistant Curate. I am delighted that Sam and his fiancée Donna will be joining us in East Barnet and I know he will receive a very warm welcome from you all. He introduces himself elsewhere in this issue. Later this year, we will re- launch our 1000+ Fundrais- ing Appeal for the renova- tion and development of the church. As I write, we have presented our proposed plans to the congregation and the East Barnet Residents Asso- ciation. We are preparing to submit our plans to the Di- ocesan Advisory Committee and once we have achieved its approval, we will submit them to the borough for planning permission. So this is, as I said at the start, a very exciting time for us at St Mary’s and all of us in East Barnet. Our ministry team is expand- ing and we are preparing to nurture our ancient building, provide much needed facili- ties for our whole commu- nity and offer a church that is open for all. Continued on page threePrayer call to women: page 3 Services calendar: p2 Have you broken those resolutions? See page 6 Bettina’s sad Valentine’s Day: page 8 Quiz: p10 Could there have been FOUR Wise Men? P11 Funnies: p13 No mudlark for Bees: p19
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See your Herald in colourcolourcolour: www.stmarys-eastbarnet.org.uk
The Newspaper of East Barnet Parish 3200 FREE copies delivered each month February 2014
A MESSAGE from the Revd
James Mustard (right),
Rector of St Mary’s Church.
THIS YEAR will see many exciting developments at
St Mary’s Church.
LOOKING forward
to joining us as
curate in June: Sam
Korn, with his
fiancée Donna
Allison. The couple
are to be married in
September.
Like Rector James,
Sam is a Cambridge
graduate and has
spent two years
working at St
Albans Abbey.
He has a message
for us on page four.
Our expanding church is . . .
OPEN TO ALL
In late June we will welcome
Sam Korn as our newly-
ordained Assistant Curate. I
am delighted that Sam and
his fiancée Donna will be
joining us in East Barnet and
I know he will receive a very
warm welcome from you
all. He introduces himself
elsewhere in this issue.
Later this year, we will re-
launch our 1000+ Fundrais-
ing Appeal for the renova-
tion and development of the
church. As I write, we have
presented our proposed plans
to the congregation and the
East Barnet Residents Asso-
ciation. We are preparing to
submit our plans to the Di-
ocesan Advisory Committee
and once we have achieved
its approval, we will submit
them to the borough for
planning permission.
So this is, as I said at the
start, a very exciting time for
us at St Mary’s and all of us
in East Barnet.
Our ministry team is expand-
ing and we are preparing to
nurture our ancient building,
provide much needed facili-
ties for our whole commu-
nity and offer a church that
is open for all.
Continued on page three
Prayer call to women: page 3
Services
calendar: p2
Have you
broken those
resolutions?
See page 6
Bettina’s sad
Valentine’s
Day: page 8
Quiz: p10
Could there
have been
FOUR Wise
Men? P11
Funnies: p13
No mudlark
for Bees:
p19
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FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION . . .
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MONDAYS Feb 3 & 24, Mar 3 & 17
Info: Claire Driscoll, 07957 584516
SUNDAY’S COOL St Mary’s Church, at 10am on Feb 10, March 16.
More info from Parish Office, 8441 4401 (office
open Mon-Fri 10am-12.30pm) All children from 5 to 11 welcome.
Mothers, Others and Tots (MOT) Pre-school Playgroup, every Friday 1.30-3pm in term time.
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February & March Services
2—Church Hill Herald February 2014
Sunday Feb 2
CANDLEMAS
10am Messy Mass and
Christingle Service
6.30pm Evensong
Sunday Feb 9
4 BEFORE LENT
10am Parish Eucharist
6.30pm Broken (alternative
service)
Sunday Feb 16
3 BEFORE LENT
10am Parish Eucharist
6.30pm Evensong
Sunday Feb 23
2 BEFORE LENT
10am Parish Eucharist
6.30pm Evensong
Sunday March 2
NEXT BEFORE LENT
10am All Age Eucharist
6.30pm Evensong
Wednesday March 5
ASH WEDNESDAY
9.30am St Mary’s School
Worship
10.45 Communion & Ashing at
Brookside Methodist Church
8pm Eucharist & Ashing at St
Mary’s
Sunday March 9
LENT 1
10am Parish Eucharist
6.30 Evening Prayer
Sunday March 16
LENT 2
10am Parish Eucharist
6.30 pm Evensong
Sunday March 23
LENT 3
10.am Parish Eucharist
6.30 pm Evensong
Sunday March 30
MOTHERING SUNDAY
10am Partnership Eucharist at St
Mary's,
DEADLINE DAY Copy for the March edition
of the Church Hill Herald
should be submitted by Feb-
ruary 2 at the very latest.
Church Hill Herald February 2014—3
Continued from front page
Our plans meet three key needs
of the church and community:
First, we intend to provide im-
proved access to Saint Mary’s
church and improved ease of
movement throughout the build-
ing.
Secondly, we wish to offer a
suite of rooms flowing from the
existing church that will enable
us to extend our Sunday mission
and ministry, and provide facili-
ties for the whole community for
the rest of the week.
Thirdly, we will renovate the
interior of the existing building,
redecorating our ancient church,
providing a new, stone floor and
improved heating, lighting and
sound systems.
A central aspect of the plans, one
that has gained favour with Eng-
lish Heritage and other heritage
bodies, is that we wish to see the
church itself usable by the com-
munity for a wider variety of
community activities and events
than is currently possible.
The church’s working space is
the “hub” of the proposed plans,
with additional spaces flowing
from it. In this way, we seek to
recover the sense of the church
as a “community hall”.
Because of this, the additions
that we propose are more modest
than in previous drafts. This
means that there will be no visual
impact upon the view of the
church from Church Hill Road
and only three trees (a sycamore,
a hawthorn and a holly bush) will
be felled.
We are very well aware of the
sensitive nature of the site and
are committed to preserving it for
future generations while at the
same time providing a facility for
the future benefit of the whole
community.
To fund this, the hall (further
down Church Hill Road, opposite
Oak Hill Park), which has been
closed for four years, will be sold
with planning permission for
housing.
But to complete this project we
will also have to do a great deal
of fundraising. More information
about our fundraising campaign
will follow in the next couple of
months, but if you would like to
know more, or would like to help
with this in some way, do please
feel free to contact me.
James
Rector’s message for 2014
St Mary’s from the churchyard: we are aware of the sensi-
tive nature of the site and are committed to preserving it.
Women’s World Day of Prayer Friday, March 7 at 2.30pm
At the Church of St James, New Barnet(opposite Sainsbury’s)
Theme ‘Streams in the Desert’ compiled by women of Egypt
Speaker: the Revd Barry Unwin, Vicar
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Tiarn: First we got on the train –
it was 21 stops. We went to the
IMAX to see King of Penguins.
The screen was as tall as three
double-decker buses. Next we
had lunch and we went in the
Launchpad.
Farah: We went to the Science
Museum; it was so cool. We had
a challenge to find answers to
questions in a book. The best bit
was when we went in the space
bit, it was very interesting. Also
we went to the IMAX. We had
to put on these giant 3D glasses.
The film was okay. It was about
penguins (very funny ones). It
was great fun for all of it.
Rosie: We went to Kaboom! at
the Science Museum in London.
It was extremely fun!! We did a
Time Travelling Scientists Chal-
lenge. We also went for a trip to
the IMAX cinema. We watched
penguins. When we had com-
pleted the Challenge we got a
goody bag and two badges. We
played with lots of things in the
Launchpad. My favourite thing
was the Shadow Trap.
Lucy S: On Saturday we went
to the Science Museum. We
went in the IMAX first and it
was a film about penguins. Then
we did a challenge. The best bit
was the IMAX. It was great fun.
Jessica: We went to the Science
Museum to see stuff that they
had. We first went to see the
IMAX. The elephant seals made
rude noises! We did the Time
Travelling Scientists Challenge.
We completed all of the ques-
tions; they were quite hard and
confusing. We had lunch. We
saw the amazing children’s play
area. It was very fun. I even
made a (free-standing) arch with
my friends and Little Owl.
Ellen: On Saturday morning we
went to the Science Museum.
First we went to the toilet. After
that we went to the IMAX. It
was all about penguins and it
was really funny. The film was
3D and you had to wear a special
pair of 3D glasses. Then we did
the T.T.S.C. When we finished
we went to get our goody bag
and in the bag was a key-ring
with a compass, a spring and lots
of other things. Last of all we
went shopping. I had £5 but all I
bought was a pen and a light up
bouncy ball. Anne Malloy,
Brownie Leader
Kaboom went the Brownies!
A great day out at the
Science Museum
FOR AN EVENT named Kaboom! the Science Museum wel-
comed more than 6,000 girls, members, leaders and volunteers
from London & South East England. The 2nd East Barnet
Brownies were part of that number. Here’s what some of those
girls had to say:
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Church Hill Herald February 2014—13
HOLY AND UNHOLY HUMOUR
A MIDDLE-AGED woman had a heart
attack and was taken to hospital. While on
the operating table she had a near death
experience.
Seeing God, she asked “Is my time
up?”
God said, “No, you have another 43 years
to live.”
On recovery, the woman decided to stay in
hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction and a
tummy tuck.
She even had someone come in and change
her hair colour and straighten and polish her
teeth!
Since she had so much more time to live, she
figured she might as well make the most
of it.
After her last operation, she was released
from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home,
she was run over by a bus and killed.
Arriving again in front of God, she
demanded, “I thought you said I had
another 43 years? Why didn't you
pull me from out of the path of the
bus?”
God replied: “I didn't flipping well recognise
you.!”
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Clara: “My priest is so
good he can talk on any subject
for an hour.”
Sarah: “That's nothing! My
vicar can talk for an hour with-
out a subject!”
At a humanist funeral: Here
lies an atheist, all dressed up
and nowhere to go.
This fool asked God for a bike,
but we know God doesn't work
that way. So the twit stole a bike
and asked for forgiveness.
Going occasionally to church
doesn't make you a Christian
any more than parking every
night in a garage makes you a
car.
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones
are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
Then you are probably the family dog!
you can start the day without caffeine,
you can relax without alcohol, IF
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