one TWO 1 2 MONDAY 09/09/13 ITV1 / Comedy 9:00 pm Doc Martin It is Louisa’s first day back at school and their new child minder, Mel, is late for work. 6:00 Breakfast 9:15 Rip Off Britain 10:00 Homes Under the Hammer 11:00 Street Patrol UK 11:45 Plan it, Build it 12:15 Bargain Hunt 1:00 BBC News at One 1:30 BBC London News 1:45 Doctors Heston is baffled by a patient’s case, but neither he nor the patient are quite prepared when the truth comes out. 2:15 Perfection True or false quiz show, hosted by Nick Knowles. 3:00 Escape to the Country 3:45 Wanted Down Under A British family is given the chance to experience the reality of living in New Zealand. 4:30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 5:15 Pointless Quiz in which contestants try to score as few points as possible. 6:00 BBC News at Six 6:30 BBC London News 7:00 The One Show 7:30 Inside Out Keith Doyle exposes how some London councils are making millions of pounds from illegal parking tickets. 8:00 EastEnders Ronnie is released from prison, but will anyone be at the prison gates to meet her? 8:30 Panorama Locked Up and Ill - Paul Kenyon discovers aa world of self-harm and suicide attempts 9:00 Motorway Cops The reality series revealing the everyday heroism of our traffic police. 10:00 BBC News at Ten 10:25 BBC London News 10:35 Child of Our Time Documentary catching up with 25 children born in the year 2000 as they prepare to become teenagers. 11:35 Live at the Apollo Micky Flanagan introduces one of comedy’s rising stars Seann Walsh and Irish favourite Jason Byrne. 12:20 Weatherview 6:00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9:00 Cricket 10:00 U.S. Open Tennis 11:00 NFL 12:00 NFL San Francisco 49ers face the Green Bay Packers. 1:00 U.S. Open Tennis 2:00 Cricket England and Australia contest their second one-day international at Old Trafford. 3:00 The Fantasy Football Club Highlights 3:30 Game Changers 4:30 U.S. Open Tennis The US Open women’s final. 5:30 Soccer A.M. - The Best Bits All the best bits from last Saturday’s show. 6:30 FL72 7:30 Football Preston North End face Oldham Athletic. 9:45 U.S. Open Tennis The US Open men’s final. 1:30 FL72 6:00 This is BBC Two 6:05 Homes Under the Hammer 7:05 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 7:50 Plan it, Build it 8:20 The A to Z of TV Cooking 9:05 Restoration Home 10:05 Robbed, Raided, Reunited 10:35 Click 11:00 BBC News 11:30 BBC World News 12:00 The Daily Politics 1:00 Mastermind 1:30 Sailing: America’s Cup Continued highlights from San Francisco Bay. 2:15 Coast A look back at part of an episode of coast. Coast visits Loch Creran on the Scottish West Coast. 2:20 Great British Menu 2:50 Animal Park 3:35 Talking Pictures A retrospective look at television appearances made over the years by the legendary Hollywood actor and dancer Gene Kelly. 4:15 How We Built Britain 5:15 Cash in the Attic 6:00 Eggheads 6:30 Flog it! Trade Secrets 7:00 The Hairy Bikers’ Best of British The bikers continue their culinary journey. 8:00 University Challenge It’s an Oxbridge match, with Balliol College. 8:30 The Incredible Spice Men Tony and Cyrus sample the best West Suffolk has to offer. 9:00 Robert Peston Goes Shopping This episode tells the remarkable story of the 1990s and 2000s. 10:00 The Sarah Millican Television Programme Sarah meets naturalist Chris Packham. 10:30 Newsnight 11:20 The Story of the Jews Simon Schama’s series continues with the story of medieval Jews struggling to preserve their identity. 12:20 The Hairy Bikers: 6:00 Daybreak 8:30 Lorraine 9:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30 This Morning 11:25 ITV News 11:30 This Morning 12:30 Loose Women 1:30 ITV News and Weather 2:00 Storage Hoarders Aggie MacKenzie meets two more hoarders in an attempt to get them to downsize. 3:00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show Today journalist Fiona Foster fights for your con- sumer rights. 4:00 Tipping Point 5:00 The Chase 6:00 ITV News London 6:30 ITV News and Weather 7:00 Emmerdale With Adam on the run, Moira is left to worry over her son’s fate. 7:30 Coronation Street Karl begins to unravel. Sally’s love life causes a stir in the factory. 8:00 Countrywise Liz Bonnin investigates the problems of erosion on Dorset and Devon. 8:30 Coronation Street Jason and Dev back Karl into a corner. Exhausted Hayley is welcomed home. 9:00 Doc Martin Martin and Louisa invite the chairman of her school’s board of gover- nors for dinner, but the evening ends in disaster. 10:00 ITV News at Ten and Weather 10:35 Benidorm A romantic stroll on the beach is rudely interrupted as the most memorable day of Mel and Madge’s lives soon becomes exactly that - but not in the way they would have liked. 11:05 Through the Keyhole Celebrity Juice star Keith Lemon presents a brand new version of the classic game show. 12:05 Jackpot247 Join the presenters live and play roulette on your telly. 6:10 The Hoobs 7:00 Hugh’s 3 Good Things 7:15 According to Jim 7:40 Will and Grace 8:00 Frasier 9:05 Everybody Loves Raymond 10:05 The Big Bang Theory 11:00 Undercover Boss USA 12:00 Channel 4 News Summary 12:05 Hugh’s 3 Good Things 12:40 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 12:55 Father Goose Cary Grant plays Walter Eckland, an irascible beach-bum persuaded by Commander Frank Houghton to become a ‘spotter’ based on an uninhabited Pacific island. 3:10 Countdown 4:00 Deal or No Deal 5:00 Come Dine with Me 6:00 The Simpsons 6:30 Hollyoaks As Sinead faces court, how can Freddie ensure that she remains silent? 7:00 Channel 4 News 7:55 4thought.tv 8:00 Jamie’s Money Saving Meals In this episode the average price of the recipes is just £1.30 per portion. 8:30 Gadget Man New host Richard Ayoade celebrates and road-tests some of the most awe- inspiring gadgets around - from today’s consumer products to tomorrow’s prototypes. 9:00 Blackout This new feature-length ‘What-If’ drama explores the effects of a devastat- ing cyber-attack on Britain’s national electricity grid. 10:40 Ramsay’s Hotel Hell In this edition, Gordon Ramsay checks in to the River Rock Inn in Milford, Pennsylvania, where owner Ken Pisciotta is in over his head and drown- ing in debt. 11:35 Educating Yorkshire This brand new eight-part documentary series explores life at a Yorkshire school. 12:35 Random Acts 6:00 Milkshake 9:15 The Wright Stuff 11:10 Cowboy Builders Dom and Melinda go in search of a cowboy who left a sick 84-year-old grandfather in the lurch 12:10 5 News At Lunchtime 12:15 Celebrity Big Brother 1:15 Home And Away 1:45 Neighbours When Lucas recovers an old debt he comes up with a plan to keep him and Vanessa afloat – gambling. 2:15 CSI: New York The murder of a former drug addict uncovers a sinister insurance scam. 3:05 Rosamunde Pilchers’s Shades Of Love This four-part romantic mini-series follows the fortunes of the prominent Aird family. 5:00 5 News 5:30 Neighbours 6:00 Home And Away When the ambulance fails to arrive ,Dex is forced to drive April to the hospital, has he left it too late? 6:30 Newstalk Live 7:00 Hustling America TV conman Alexis Conran travels across America in the footsteps of history’s greatest hustlers. 8:00 Police Interceptors As the Christmas holidays approach, the teams are on the lookout for drunk drivers. 9:00 Celebrity Big Brother 10:00 Under The Dome An invisible force field de- scends upon a small town in the northeastern part of the United States. 11:00 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side A round-up of Celebrity Big Brother-related news and debate, with special guests. 12:00 Crime Scene Investigation Hodges presents the ‘lab rats’. 12:50 True Crimes: The First 72 Hours When a beautiful Ethiopian woman is found brutally strangled in Calgary, the police suspect her husband. 1:15 Super Casino 6:00 Football Gold 6:15 Football Gold 6:30 Football Gold 6:45 Football Gold 7:00 WWE Bottom Line 8:00 U.S. Open Tennis The US Open women’s final. 9:00 Fight Night 12:30 Sporting Greats 1:00 The Rugby Championship New Zealand take on Argentina. 2:00 The Rugby Championship Australia and South Africa do battle. 3:00 Sporting Greats A profile of Australian crick- eting icon Sir Don Bradman. 3:30 Sporting Greats 4:00 Cricket: YB40 Semi-Final Nottinghamshire Outlaws take on Somerset. 10:00 The Footballer’s Football Show 11:00 FL72 12:00 Soccer A.M.The Best Bits New New