You may not turn back the clock - but you can wind it up again !
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Older but
smarter
You may not turn back the clock - but you can wind it up again !
The older I get – the better I WAS !
The one good thing about old age is that you only go through it once.
The big trouble with us seniors is that when we’re old enough to know better – we don’t want to.
You know you’ve reached the golden years, when a pregnant woman offers you her seat on the bus.
You know you’re getting old when you sit in a rocking chair – and can’t get it started.
When an old man takes a young wife, the devil starts laughing. (Italian Proverb)
At 25 – Romance, at 45 – Rent, at 65 – Rheumatism.
Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.