Oh no! Thought Bendiana. It can't be! He had been · But little did Hitler know, Bendiana secretly had a mini jetpack that was powerful. He grabbed Potato's hand, and went away. "Help!"

Oh no! Thought Bendiana. It can't be! He had been

captured by the Nazis.

Out of the dark emerged a very strange looking

figure, as if he had a short mustache. Bendiana gulped as

he realized who it was.

Adolf Hitler.

"It's been a long time since you've been in Germany,

Bendiana," remarked Hitler.

Hitler was one of the most brutal leaders in history,

known for killing many Jewish people, innocent Jewish

people.

"What do you want with me, Hitler?" Said Bendiana.

"You're as evil as Brandon Crew, the Russian Monarch. If

you remember, I beat Brandon multiple times in his

childhood. Now he's 33!"

"Yep. Good thing I captured you on your 60th

birthday, Jones. Your potato friend can't save you now.

You will die along with Europe."

"What do you mean I can't save Bendiana?" Said a

voice.

Suddenly, Ian came out from the top of the oil rig

they were on, landed on Hitler, and cut Bendiana free

from the ropes that tied him to a pillar.

Next to Bendiana, there was a crane carrying oil

from rig to rig.

KA-POW! CRACK!

Bendiana whipped the crane, and swung on top of it,

and nearly fell into the ocean. At full speed, and

adrenaline pumping, Bendiana rushed to the end of the

crane, jumped onto where the workers were, and ran to

the stairs. By then, workers were following him. So he did

a circle around the stairs, and rushed up them. Most of

the workers slipped and fell in the ocean, but 3 still

remained.

"Get them!" Yelled an angry Hitler.

Suddenly, Ian dropped right behind Bendiana, rolling

up the staircase. Then, Ian threw a grenade at the

bottom of the stairs, while Bendiana jumped onto a

helicopter pad.

"We've got you now!" Screamed Hitler, as the

German army quickly paced up the stairs onto the

helicopter pad, before the stairs blew up. "All those years

of victory and fame are over for you, Jones."

SPLASH!

Bendiana dove into the water.

SPLASH!

Ian dove after Bendiana.

"Get to the boats!" Said Hitler. "Our boats can cruise

faster than Bendiana and his potato can even doggy

paddle. We've got this!"

But little did Hitler know, Bendiana secretly had a

mini jetpack that was powerful. He grabbed Potato's

hand, and went away.

"Help!" Screamed a voice suddenly behind Bendiana.

Potato had lost his grip on Bendiana's hand, and

landed into the ocean.

"No! No! I can't lose you now!" Said Bendiana.

But it was too late.

Ian drowned.

4 days later

Bendiana was filled with guilt. He let his friend

drown, and there he was at his funeral. His final

chance to say goodbye to his closest (and only) living

potato.

"I'm sorry Ian," whispered Bendiana into Ian's cold

ear. "I have failed you."

Tears filled Bendiana's eyes. Who was going to be

his best friend now? Maybe Meowth could be my best

friend... Thought Bendiana.

Meowth was a bit strange. She died suddenly after

Bendiana discovered Miatha, the lost underground

golden city. She claimed to use magic, even though

Bendiana never believed her. He finally did believe her

when she used magic to turn herself into a zombie

person. Not liking this, she turned into a real life

Pokémon. Bendiana had become close friends with

Meowth, but no one could replace Ian...

"Are you alright, honey?" Said Rosie Jones,

Bendiana's wife.

"I'm fine. I just... I can't... Just.. Can't..."

"I know it's hard losing your closest friend. He

really was a good one. He lived to be 674!"

"I know. He was just... He... I mean..."

"I'm sad too. The funeral is almost over. We

should be heading back to the mansion."

"I could have saved him!" Bendiana blurted out. "It

was all my fault! All my fault! I can't do anything right!"

"You've defeated the German army twice, saved

the Croatian diamond, and rediscovered a lost

underground golden city. You can do something right!"

"Fame feels different than friendship, Rosie. Not

finding an artifact feels different than losing your

friend... your best friend... why! WHY! WHY!!!!"

"Let's go home..." Softly said Rosie.

"Call the superbird roadrunner driver. I can't drive

all the way home... I miss Ian! I have to bring him back!

I can't lose him! It was my stupidity that killed him, and

it will be my stupidity to bring him back!"

Back at the famous New York mansion, Bendiana

and the former president Jack Sour conducted a plan

to bring Ian back to life.

"Okay, Jack. Here's what the plan is: We use the

gigantic flagpole from this mansion, and add another

50 feet onto it, and have it conduct into Ian's mouth,

maybe the shock will beat his heart back into action!"

Said Bendiana.

"Um, dude?" Said Jack. "Potatoes don't have

hearts..."

"How about this: we shock it into his ear to make

his brain spring back to life!"

"He doesn't have a brain either, Bendiana. He's a

potato. He has arms and limbs and a face and all that,

but on the inside, he's just a vegetable."

"DO NOT CALL HIM A VEGETABLE!" Bendiana

yelled. "He was my friend. FRIEND! I'M BRINGING HIM

BACK!"

"OK! OK! Really, you don't have to yell! I

understand!" Said Jack. "But seriously, why do you

think an electric shock will bring him back to life?"

"He was involved in a kitchen accident," replied

Bendiana. "He was shocked by lightning through an

open window into the toaster he was in. This has to

work!"

"Bendiana! That accident was a one in a seventeen

quintillion chance of even being possible. There was no

way we could do that again! Besides, he was just a

vegetable back then. He didn't have dead human

features on him. Think, Jones! This won't work!"

"IT WILL WORK!" Yelled a furious Bendiana. "I

NEED HIM BACK!"

"IT WILL NOT WORK, BENDIANIUS!"

"YOU DIDN'T KNOW HIM THE WAY I KNEW HIM!"

"YOUR SAME STUPIDITY KILLED HIM!"

WHACK! CRACK! KA-BOOM! SLAP!

Bendiana Jones and Jack Sour were fighting.

Punches, kicks, pop cans, cooking pots, nuclear bombs,

you name it, they were using it to fight.

Suddenly, Rosie opened the door.

"What in the name of the evil bob's beard is going

on in here?! You're ruining my kitchen! Stop it, both of

you!"

"Sorry miss," said Jack and Bendiana in unison.

"You two need to go back to school and learn your

manners!"

"Yes miss."

"Wait... I'm sorry, Bendiana. Jack! How dare you

attack my husband! You will taste the flesh of my

cooking pan!"

"Jack, I would run if I were you," whispered

Bendiana. "Rosie is really powerful."

Jack flew out the door, while Rosie was following

close behind.

Later, Bendiana went back to the funeral home,

asked to borrow the body, and took Ian home.

"Okay, this has to work. Ian, welcome back."

Bendiana pushed the button on a gigantic machine

he had made: the Potatoizer 3000. Lightning struck the

mansion's now taller flagpole, through electrical wiring

into Ian. Sadly, this failed.

Day after day, Bendiana tried. Jack Sour tried.

Even Rosie tried! But no one could bring back.

"That's it!" Exclaimed Bendiana. "Jack, we are

going to Germany to steal their nuclear plans."

"Um, isn't that dangerous dude?" Replied Jack.

"Every adventure I go on is dangerous. Now come!

We must bring back Ian!"

6 hours later

Bendiana and Jack arrived in Berlin, Germany for

the second time. The plan was Jack would distract

the Germans with an Evil Bob Exclusive Bendiana

Jones Action Figure (don't ask me how) and

Bendiana sneaks in and grabs the Nuke-X plans. The

Nuke-X was the most powerful nuke in the word,

even more powerful than the one Bendiana used to

discover Miatha.

"Ok, Bendiana. Throwing doll in 3, 2, 1, now!"

CLANK.

The doll hit the side of the door, but no one was

distracted.

"Oh no!" Said Bendiana. "What do we do now?"

Suddenly, a familiar voice screamed from behind

Bendiana.

"Hi-ya! Take that you evil Germans!"

"MEOWTH! Oh my gosh you saved the day!" Exclaimed

Bendiana.

"Thought I'd hang out with you guys. Anyways, I've

already got the Nuke-X plans."

"You've got them already? Great! Let's escape!"

"Not so fast!" Said a deep voice.

"No... No... No... Not you..." Said Jack.

"Oh look, it's Brandon the Brat Crew!" Said Bendiana,

seeming annoyed. "Why don't you go back to your comfy

throne in Russia?"

"Hitler payed me to capture you," explained Brandon.

"My country was in debt, so I need the money."

"Your country is in debt?" Said Bendiana. "Ha! Shows

what kind of leader you are, Brandon!"

"Gosh!"

TACKLE! THUMP! BANG! POW! CRACK! KA-BOOM!

Bendiana, Meowth, Jack, and Brandon got into a huge

fight in the middle of Berlin, when suddenly...

"You have failed me, Brandon."

It was Adolf Hitler! What could Bendiana do now?

"Execute Brandon at once, men. I've got Bendiana

now!"

Oh, come on! Thought Bendiana. Can't I just bring Ian

back in peace? I mean, seriously...

Then, a miracle happened.

"Potato!!!"

"Ian? What!! You're alive!"

"Yes sir!"

"But how?"

"Well, you see, they buried me when you were gone.

So then, because I'm a vegetable, I grew a potato plant,

and now I have 10 brothers! Because I had the nutrients

from the soil, I came back alive!"

"Awesome! Now let's get back home."

SLAP!

Hitler knocked out Bendiana.

"Now what, Bendiana?" Said an evil Hitler. "Oh no! It

seems you have tried to steal my plans. Oh, but when

you were asleep, guess what happened?"

"Bread crumbs and beaver spit."

"I've created the Nuke-X bomb! That's right, Bendiana

Jones, the Nuke-X has been created! Oh, but where oh

where should I drop the first Nuke-X?"

"Bread Crumbs City, Beaver Spit Land."

"New York City!"

"NOOOO!!!" Screamed Bendiana.

"Oh yes, Bendiana Jones. You will suffer, you and your

wife. Remember what I said back on the oil rig? You will

die along with Europe. Now, you will die along with your

home city of New York. Ha ha ha! Oh, and your dear

Rosie, she will die, too. Muhaha! Oh, victory!"

"NO! NO! NO! N-"

CRACK!

"I think you should have used better rope material,

Hitler..." Said Bendiana Jones. "I just broke it like it was

string!"

"Yes, but were will you escape to? You and your potato

friend are trapped. Who will save you now? Brandon?

No, he's dead. Rosie? She's going to be dead."

"How about Meowth?" Said a voice from a window on

the ceiling.

"Oh, and Meowth- wait what?" Said Hitler.

Pow!

Hitler was knocked out, but...

"You idiot!" Said Bendiana. "Hitler's face just slapped

the Nuke-X button for New York! Now we have to find a

way to defuse it."

"What do you think I'm working on?" Said Meowth.

"How about this big green button that says defuse?"

Said Ian, standing next to a big green button that read

defuse.

"Press it already!" Said Meowth and Bendiana in

unison.

"Defusing bomb. 19% done," said the supercomputer

in the room with them.

"10 seconds till the bomb strikes!" Said Bendiana.

"32% done..."

"5 seconds!"

"95% done."

"1 second!"

KA-BOOM!

"Oh no!" Said Bendiana. "New York! Rosie! It's all my

fault..."

"Bomb successfully defused. Bomb exploded

randomly in Atlantic ocean. Shutting down.."

"YES! We did it!" Said Bendiana.

"No, you did it," said Ian. "We couldn't have done this

without you, Bendianius."

"Well, now we have to go back to New York and

receive our reward and all of that stuff. But I had fun."

"Let's get out of here before Hitler wakes up," said

Meowth.

New York City, USA

"Announcing Bendiana Jones for the Nobel Peace

Prize winner!"

Bendiana walked up to the podium to receive his

reward.

"Announcing Ian Schaar as Nobel Potato Prize

winner!"

"Bendiana, would you like to give a speech?"

"Sure. Hello everyone! So, today I am going to tell

you a note from the author of Bendiana Jones books.

Yes, the author himself talked to me. He says this is his

favorite book so far!"

"Gasp!"

"Ben Walsh is my favorite author! I love Ben Walsh!"

"Heh. Yeah. Imagine if he wrote a Bendiana Jones 4.

Yeah. Imagine if he did that. That would be cool..."