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G’Day Mates!

We thought it was high time to address one of the mostdebated issues of our generation, one that has causedmany a drunken argument in the pub……

Just who are the Top birds fromneighbours of a"" time#

$o after much de"iberation we ha%e come up with this,the D&'()(T(*&  guide to the best monkey +amsey$treet has e%er seen, enoy!!!

- ."ick to continue … /

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0 1auren .arpenter

20 3my Greenwood

1ou’s daughter enoyed a good ride, a"though herhorse saw more action than most of the "ads in+amsey $treet0

4rad pu""ed her though and ruined his engagementto 4eth in the process0

.an now be seen in the Tet"ey beer ad’s0

5ow the fuck did 1ance e%er pu"" her!#

$he was an 3ir 5ostess but ne%er oined the mi"e high c"ub with 1ance,instead preferring to get broken in bysome random b"oke and then gotpregnant0

Got sacked from the show for gettingmonkey out in a maga6ine0 +&$7&.T!!!

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80 Dione 4"iss

90 Tess 4e""

The source of much contro%ersy…

3"though she is i"" proportioned andoften said to ha%e skinny arms, sho%e"hands and pasty skin, :Dee; has gotcracking baps!!!

7"us she’s a nurse!!!

Tess oined the show as the new teacher at&rinsborough high and we’d a"" "ike to "earn a thingor to from her, that’s for sure!

4"antant"y had some "esbo action with Dione in thef"at unti" Darcy comp"eted the menage<a<trois0

1ucky bastard0

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=0 $arah 4eaumont

>0 Joanna 5artman

$arah was the se?ist secretary the surgery hase%er seen0

$uccessfu""y tempted :The Doc; away from theu"timate @4G $usan Aennedy for some action on

the side -remember the go"f course session#/

$howed an unhea"thy interest to her dog 4ob0

We thought we had it made with 3na"ise butwhen her "itt"e sister turned up unannounced it

got e%en better!5er %oice used to bug but at the end of the daywe a"" knew how we’d "ike to shut her up0

(t was a sad day when she "eft the show but5ugh 5efner done us proud by persuading Miss

5arrison to show us her monkey as a 7"ayboycentrefo"d0

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B0 3na"ise 5artman

C0 .har"ene Mitche""

3na"ise was a mode" and was by far and awaythe best bird in neighbours in her day0

$he got i"ted at the a"ter by Mark who wenton to become a priest!# .hrist!!!

1ou got in there and so did stonefish unti"his mum caught them in bed together!

( ust cant get this one out of my head,spinning around on a night "ike this,especia""y for me# ( shou"d be so1ucky!

Grade 3 monkey, we"" worthy of apodium finish0

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0 4eth 4rennan

0 'e"icity $cu""y

We rea""y were torn between the top two, butin the end :our )at; was beaten into secondp"ace0

Was %ery fit on the show but has got betterand better after "ea%ing and right"y deser%esher high standing amongst the a"" time greats!

&%eryone’s fa%ourite schoo" gir" -we know

 you "o%e that uniform $te%ie!/, we’d a"" "o%e akiss kiss with her!

Mo%ing on to bigger and better things withthe new sing"e, -that *ideo!!!/ ho""y might notbe in +amsey $treet for too much "onger0

D(''&+&)T G+3*E!!!

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