ËN "N ú CHEESEBURGER 8.25 beef patty, cheese, red onions, pickles, lettuce, french’s mustard, ketchup DEAD HIPPIE™ 9.25 2 x french’s mustard-fried beef patties, dead hippie sauce™, lettuce, cheese, pickles, minced white onions BACON CHEESEBURGER 9.00 beef patty, bacon patty, cheese, red onions, pickles, lettuce, french’s mustard, ketchup GREEN CHILI CHEESEBURGER 9.00 beef patty, cheese, spicy chili butter, red onions, pickles, lettuce, french’s mustard, ketchup CHILI DOG 9.50 smoked beef frankfurter, topped with beef chili, cheddar cheese, onions, jalapeños, french’s mustard OUR BEEF BURGERS ARE COOKED SLIGHTLY PINK, PLEASE INFORM YOUR BURGERETTE IF YOU PREFER YOUR MEAT WELL DONE BUFFALO WINGS 8.20 chicken wings slathered in house-made buffalo sauce. served with blue cheese dip MONKEY FINGERS™ 8.70 battered fillets of chicken breast slathered in house- made buffalo sauce. served with blue cheese dip BRAAI WINGS 6.00 3 south african-style chicken wings, dry-rubbed with spices & char-grilled for a fiery kick. served with sour cream CHICKEN PARMA BURGER 9.25 fried chicken fillet with serrano ham, melted mozzarella, marinara sauce, dusted with italian cheese DIRTY CHICKEN CHEESEBURGER 8.75 fried chicken fillet, mayo, lettuce, cheese, red onions BUFFALO CHICKEN BURGER 9.25 dirty chicken burger slathered in our house-made buffalo sauce, lettuce, red onions, blue cheese sauce TOWER BLOCK BURGER 9.50 fried chicken fillet, cheese, hash brown, jalapeños, slaw, russian dressing DEAD TRIPPIE 12.25 the dead hippie™'s bigger, messier brother 3x french’s mustard- fried beef patties, dead hippie sauce™, lettuce, cheese, pickles, minced white onions TROUBLE BUBBLE 12.25 3 x beef patties, cheese, minced white onions, pickles french’s mustard, ketchup POT OF SAUCE 1.00 dead hippie™ buffalo blue cheese russian dressing sour cream marinara ONION RINGS (V) 3.50 big & fluffy FRIED PICKLES (V) 3.75 & blue cheese dip DEEP-FRIED MAC‘N’CHEESE (V) 5.75 crispy sticks of mac‘n’cheese served with marinara sauce GREEK SALAD (V) 5.50 my aunt’s recipe SLAW (V) 3.00 southern style HASH BROWNS (VG) 3.25 three crispy fried potato cakes HOT MESS (V) 5.50 hash browns with blue cheese sauce, jalapeños, house-made buffalo sauce & pickles JÄGERMEISTER RIPPLE ICE CREAM 6.00 a rich and creamy milk base with pure, unadulterated jÄgermeister rippled throughout FILTH PIE 5.00 oreos™, marshmallow, coconut & chocolate pie served warm with ice cream EXTRAS CHEESE 50P BEEF PATTY 3.00 BACON & CHEESE 1.50 BURGALOO (VG) 7.50 house-made spiced potato, beetroot & black bean patty, red onions, pickles, lettuce, ketchup HALLOUMI MUSHROOM BURGER (V) 8.00 halloumi, mushroom, red onions, pickles, lettuce, french’s mustard, ketchup SATAN FINGERS (VG) 7.50 battered mock-chicken (seitan) fingers, covered in chili sauce, served with garlic dip BLACK BEAN CHILI FRIES (VG) 6.00 topped with our black bean chili, onions, jalapeños, french’s mustard add cheese for £1 (v) FRIES (VG) 3.25 not chips CAJUN FRIES (VG) 4.25 with a spicy cajun coating HIPPIE FRIES (V) 5.75 covered with grilled onions, dead hippie sauce™ CHEESE FRIES (V) 5.75 smothered in melted cheddar cheese & minced white onions CHILI CHEESE FRIES 7.25 topped with beef chili, cheddar cheese, onions, jalapeños, french’s mustard GREEN CHILI CHEESE FRIES (V) 6.00 covered in green chili sauce, melted cheddar cheese & pickled jalapeños BUFFALO FRIES (V) 6.50 topped with crumbled blue cheese with our house-made buffalo sauce on the side GRAVY CHEESE FRIES 6.25 fries smothered in gravy & melted cheddar cheese BURGERS CAN BE SERVED ‘RABBIT STYLE’: WITHOUT A BUN & WRAPPED IN LETTUCE LEAVES FOR INFORMATION ON ALLERGENS PLEASE ASK ALL OUR FOOD IS COOKED FRESH TO ORDER, SO PLEASE ALLOW 20 MINS OR SO FOR IT TO ARRIVE BEFORE PANICKING OUR BURGERS ARE MADE FROM 100% DRY-AGED BEEF, SOURCED FROM THE SCOTTISH HIGHLANDS SIDES SWEe T S F R IES (NOT CHIPS) V EGAN VEG & chiC Ken BURGERS CHI c KEN BE E F