EXTRAS CHORIZO PIZZA MESS PIZZA MESS (V) hash browns, mushrooms, mozzarella & marinara sauce 6.00 ËN "N ú BUFFALO WINGS 8.20 chicken wings slathered in house-made buffalo sauce. served with blue cheese dip MONKEY FINGERS™ 8.70 battered fillets of chicken breast slathered in house- made buffalo sauce. served with blue cheese dip BRAAI WINGS 6.00 3 south african-style chicken wings, dry-rubbed with fiery spices & char-grilled. served with sour cream CHICKEN PARMA BURGER 9.25 fried chicken fillet with serrano ham, melted mozzarella, marinara sauce, dusted with italian cheese DIRTY CHICKEN CHEESEBURGER 8.75 fried chicken fillet, mayo, lettuce, cheese, red onions BUFFALO CHICKEN BURGER 9.25 dirty chicken burger slathered in our house-made buffalo sauce, lettuce, red onions, blue cheese sauce TOWER BLOCK BURGER 9.50 fried chicken fillet, cheese, hash brown, jalapeños, slaw, russian dressing BURGALOO (VG) 7.50 house-made spiced potato, beetroot & black bean patty, red onions, pickles, lettuce, ketchup & garlic mayo HALLOUMI MUSHROOM BURGER (V) 8.00 halloumi, mushroom, red onions, pickles, lettuce, french’s mustard, ketchup SATAN FINGERS (VG) 7.50 battered mock-chicken (seitan) fingers, covered in chili sauce, served with garlic dip BLACK BEAN CHILI FRIES (VG) 6.00 topped with our black bean chili, onions, jalapeños, french’s mustard add cheese for £1 (v) CHEESEBURGER 8.25 2 x beef patties, cheese, red onions, pickles, lettuce, french’s mustard, ketchup DEAD HIPPIE™ 9.25 2 x french’s mustard-fried beef patties, dead hippie sauce™, lettuce, cheese, pickles, minced white onions BACON CHEESEBURGER 9.00 2 x beef patties, bacon patty, cheese, red onions, pickles, lettuce, french’s mustard, ketchup GREEN CHILI CHEESEBURGER 9.00 2 x beef patties, cheese, spicy chili butter, red onions, pickles, lettuce, french’s mustard, ketchup BLACK PALACE 9.00 2 x beef patties, cheese, grilled onions, pickles, french’s mustard, ketchup DOUBLE BUBBLE 8.25 2 x beef patties, cheese, minced white onions, pickles, french’s mustard, ketchup THE RIPPER 9.25 deep fried bacon-wrapped beef frank, onions, danish sauce, mustard, spicy relish & pickled cucumbers CHILI DOG 9.50 smoked beef frank, topped with beef chili, cheddar cheese, onions, jalapeños, french’s mustard OUR BURGERS ARE MADE FROM 100% DRY-AGED BEEF, SOURCED FROM THE SCOTTISH HIGHLANDS BURGERS CAN BE SERVED ‘RABBIT STYLE’: WITHOUT A BUN & WRAPPED IN LETTUCE LEAVES FOR INFORMATION ON ALLERGENS PLEASE ASK ALL OUR FOOD IS COOKED FRESH TO ORDER, SO PLEASE ALLOW 20 MINS OR SO FOR IT TO ARRIVE BEFORE PANICKING DOGS CHEESE 50P GRILLED ONION SLICE 80P EGG 1.00 BEEF PATTY 3.00 BACON & CHEESE 1.50 FRIES (VG) 3.25 not chips SRIRACHA FRIES (VG) 4.25 with a spicy coating HIPPIE FRIES (V) 5.75 covered with grilled onions, dead hippie sauce™ CHEESE FRIES (V) 5.75 smothered in melted cheddar & mozzarella with minced white onions ADD CHICKEN GRAVY FOR £1 CHILI CHEESE FRIES 7.25 topped with beef chili, cheddar cheese, onions, jalapeños, french’s mustard GREEN CHILI CHEESE FRIES (V) 6.00 covered in green chili sauce, melted cheddar cheese & pickled jalapeños BUFFALO FRIES (V) 6.50 topped with crumbled blue cheese with our house-made buffalo sauce on the side chorizo, hash browns, mozzarella & marinara sauce 7.00 POT OF SAUCE 1.00 dead hippie™ buffalo blue cheese russian dressing sour cream marinara garlic mayo ONION RINGS (VG) 3.50 big & fluffy FRIED PICKLES (V) 3.75 & blue cheese dip DEEP-FRIED MAC‘N’CHEESE (V) 5.75 crispy sticks of mac‘n’cheese served with marinara sauce GREEK SALAD (V) 5.50 opa! it’s greek & it’s a salad tomatoes, cucumber, red onion, peppers, kalamata olives & feta SLAW (VG) 3.00 southern style HASH BROWNS (VG) 3.25 three crispy fried potato cakes HOT MESS (V) 5.50 hash browns with blue cheese sauce, jalapeños, house-made buffalo sauce & pickles JÄGERMEISTER RIPPLE ICE CREAM 4.00 a rich & creamy milk base with pure, unadulterated jÄgermeister rippled throughout FILTH PIE 5.00 oreos™, marshmallow, coconut & chocolate pie served warm with ice cream V EGAN VEG & chiC Ken BURGERS CHI c KEN BE E F F R IES S I D E S SWEe T S