My Summer Vacation Executive Producer SuperGenius, Filmed, Edited, & Written by Helper Monkey #2027 Armed & Hammered Productions Union Made, of course.

My Summer Vacation

• Executive Producer SuperGenius,

• Filmed, Edited, & Written by Helper

Monkey #2027

Armed & Hammered Productions

Armed & Hammered Productions

Union Made, of course

Union Made, of course

My long-promised photos from the North

• Greenland, and

• Canadian Forces Station Alert on the northern tip of Ellesmere Island.

Our Flight

• No frills

• No stewardesses :-|

• No booze :-(

• It was free 8-)

The Hercules ride

Thule, Greenland

• I’m certain this place was in a 007 movie, no?

• the above-ground pipes are because of perma-frost in the ground

• 800 people work and live here, Americans, Danes and Greenlanders

Last-call

• this is part of the crowd from the “Top of the World” Club

• it’s 11:30 p.m., just after last-call

• they have 24 hour Sun in Summer

Suite bar

• Lars is the fellow in the middle at the back, my buddy Joergen is at right

• It was Lars’ birthday, so we drank until 3:30 a.m., Wednesday

• we sang Aqua songs, apparently Aqua is Danish

• I figured they were Swedish, I was wrong

• Sad to say, but I’m not a Barbie girl living in my Barbie world after all

CFS Alert

• Once in Alert, we set out on our trek

• it’s really beautiful there

Topography

• it’s mountainous

• there are no trees

• you can see forever

Our beer was too heavy for the 4-wheeler.

Our beer was too heavy for the 4-wheeler.

I only saw this hare, this hare’s mate, some birds, and ptarmigan for wildlife.

I only saw this hare, this hare’s mate, some birds, and ptarmigan for wildlife.

This is the vegetation.

This is the vegetation.

Boxtop 22 • this Herc crashed with 18 on board in 1991 at Alert in darkness and extreme cold (-40 to -60)

• 5 died, including the pilot, a RCAF officer, who felt guilty and gave away his parka to an injured person and subsequently froze to death. He left a wife and 2 kids.

• the Arctic can be a very unforgiving place

The famous Monster House bar at Alert, notice

Frankenstein in his casket on the left.

The famous Monster House bar at Alert, notice

Frankenstein in his casket on the left.