Music Hell

Music HellBy: AnnMarie Ede

Minos

• The judges of Music Hell are Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Paula Abul.

Devil

• Gene Simmons is the Devil of Music Hell because he has been called “The Demon.”

• He claims that he has never been drunk or high…

Map of Hell

Circle 1Circle 2

Circle 8

Circle9

Circle 6

Circle5

Circle 4

Circle 3

Devil’s Den

Circle 7

Circle #1

Lip Syncing • People in this circle have lip synced many

times. Whether for a CD or in front of a live performance.

• Punishment: Forced to sing for eternity, and listening to their true voice.

• Famous Person: Ashlee Simpson

Circle #2 Disney Channel Stars

• People in this circle become music stars because they started at Disney. They tend to sound like they sing through their noses or their voice is altered.

• Punishment: Dancing to High School Musical 1-4, and singing along.

• Famous People: The Cheetah Girls

Circle #3

Following in Family Footsteps• In this circle, kids trying to make it “big”

because their parents were singers. • Punishment: Listening to their family

members music until their ears bleed. • Famous People: Miley Cyrus and Aaron Carter

Circle #4Boy Bands

• These bands are made up of guys who can sound like girls. Some of them are good…most of them fell apart fast.

• Punishment: They are never go through puberty and listen to each other sing in high pitched voices.

• Famous People: BoyzIIMen, Jonas Brothers and The Monkees

Circle #5

Not Knowing When to Quit• These people made it big once and then decide

to make a “comeback” after 50 years. • Punishment: Forced to play their instruments

for eternity while having horrid arthritis.• Famous People: Rolling Stones

Circle #6Always in Press

• These people, you can’t seem to open a magazine without seeing their face on the cover. Whether they want to or not, they are always in the press.

• Punishment: Have cameras flash in their eyes forever.

• Famous Person: Brittany Spears

Circle #7

Dishonest Music Producers• These music producers have had some

trouble with the law. Whether they murdered someone or abused a substance.

• Punishment: Forever stuck in a Barney episode.

• Famous Person: Phil Spector

Circle #8

Self Destruction due to Fame• This circle is divided into two sub circles.

Both of them are destructive in the same way but they are punished differently

Changing Appearance• These people constantly change their

appearance to look younger or because they are self conscience.

• Punishment: Must watch their face melt off and once it does, it starts over again.

• Famous People: Michael Jackson and Dolly Parton.

Addiction

• People in this sub circle become addicted to alcohol and/or drug in order to handle the stress of being a star.

• Punishment: Go through horrible withdrawls.

• Famous People: Elvis Presley and Jimi Hendrix

Circle #9

Using Music as a Bad Influence• In this circle, musicians use music to talk

about topics that are inappropriate. This circle also has two sub circles.

Profanity (Sex)

• People in this circle reference profanity/sex in their lyrics, often.

• Punishment: Forced to listen to Gospel music for eternity.

• Famous People: 3OH!3

Referencing the Opposite Sex

• These musicians refer to the opposite sex in a negative way. Men talk about women as “hoes” or “whores.” Women talk about men inappropriately.

• Punishment: Having to listen to degrading music about their sex for eternity.

• Famous People: P!nk and Eminem