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�What’s Inside

VOLUME 16 - NUMBER 1 - SPRING 2011Printed in the USA

www.mymurraylife.com

Managing EditorRobert Valentine

Associate Editor/Operations ManagerLogan Abbitt

Art DirectorJustin B. Kimbro, K-Squared Designs, LLC

Assistant Art DirectorsKyle Smith | Libby Files

Sales & MarketingRita Oldham | Tina Copeland

Editorial StaffLogan Abbitt | Kim Cottingham

Internet ConsultantJustin B. Kimbro, K-Squared Designs, LLC

Staff PhotographyWm. Gross Magee | Justin B. Kimbro

Contributing WritersRon Arant | Rebecca Feldhaus

Michael Cohen | Nicholas Reside | Logan AbbittDr. Roger Haney | Aviva Yasgur | Kim Cottingham

Caina Lynch | Joshua Wiles | Jamie Lober

PrintingImage Graphics, Paducah, Kentucky

Murray Life is published five times annually for the Murray area. All contentscopyright 2010 by Murray Life Productions. Reproduction or use of the contents

without written permission is prohibited. Comments written in this magazine are thoseof the authors and do not necessarily reflect the opinion of the ownership or

management of Murray Life.

Subscription rate is $15.00 per year, two years $25.00. Subscription inquiries andall remittances should be made to

Murray Life: 608-B Main Street, Murray, KY 42071.

Subscriptions may also be made through the Web site,www.murraylifemagazine.com. All advertising inquiries should be directed to the

Managing Editor at: Murray Life, or by calling 270-753-5225.E-mail us at: [email protected]

This magazine accepts no responsibility for unsolicited manuscripts, photography orartwork. All submissions may be edited for length, clarity and style.

Smell the CoffeeLogan Abbitt

DepartmentsEditorial . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5

Robert A. ValentineLetters to the Editor . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 6

Murray Life StaffNotes N’ Neighbors. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 7

Murray Life StaffPet Paws . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 12

Caina LynchCount On It . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 15

Murray Life StaffHome and Garden . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 16

Logan AbbittSavvy Shopper. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 18

Kim CottinghamA Laughing Matter . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20

Murray Life StaffDining Guide. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 43

From Fast to FabulousMoney Pages . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 46

Ron ArantCalendar of Events . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 50

What’s Happening & WhereOpinion . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 56

Dr. Roger Haney

Film BurnersJoshua Wiles

Letters from WildlifeAviva Yasgur

Ask The DoctorJamie Lober

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FeaturesProfile . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 37

Nicholas ResideUncommon Mystery . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 40

Michael Cohen Day Trips . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 48

Rebecca Feldhaus

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� Editorial

Is it Spring Yet?

Like many local residents, I wasn’t born around here. From New York City, we moved to Illinois, thenIowa, and then Pennsylvania before settling in the sunny south. What a relief it was to be out of thesnow and cold! So, what happened?

Tow truck drivers and school kids didn’t mind the snowy winter. Cars slid into ditches and kids slid down hillson everything from borrowed cafeteria trays (at Murray State) to cardboard boxes to the hood from an ancientMG. Some even used sleds, if you can believe it.

So, as the weather warms we’re going to joyfully join the daffodils in dispelling your winter blues with a look atthe people and the events that make our hometown a great place to be in the springtime. For us,

it’s the start of our 12th full year of publication, and we intend it to be the best one yet. It willbe the first year for Logan Abbitt as our new managing editor, and we know you’ll be

pleased with what you read – and see.

We’ll start with the usual round of neighborhood notes and humor, and some lettersfrom readers. Don’t forget: we welcome your letters and comments. Our calendarwill give you ideas about using your leisure time wisely, and our dining guide willhelp you spend tasty time with family and friends. If you give your copy ofMurray Life to someone else, just join us on the web at www.mymurraylife.com.

You can expect insights into local culture and history, of course, and we welcomeback guest columnist Bec Feldhaus who takes us on an antiquing trip to Hazel,our southern neighbor city. Kim Cottingham gets us ready for spring cleaningwith a review of all the techniques and materials needed for a fresh start, and

Logan Abbitt takes pen (and hammer) in hand for a look into the closet and howyou can get more service from each square foot of it. Logan also oversees the ren-

ovation of our recipes column as it becomes a Food feature with an examination ofcoffee. Cream and sugar, anyone?

Animals abound, with a lovely “letters to the editor” article fromthe animals of west Kentucky, ably assisted by the writing tal-ents of LBL’s Aviva Yasgur, and the local Humane Society’stestimeownial to a hearing-impaired pussy cat. Financial

guru Ron Arant has some last-minute tax tips, and the mas-ter of mystery, Murray’s own Michael Cohen, reviews amost unusual tale of suspense to start your summer read-ing routine.

We hope you’ll find Murray Life to be as welcome as awarm March weekend and as handy as an umbrella in anApril shower. Thanks for starting the next great year withus. �

Robert A. Valentine, Publisher

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�Letters

Murray Life Magazine wants to hear from you! Tell us what youthink about our magazine and ourcommunity by writing to us at PO

Box 894, Murray, KY 42071. You can also sendemail to [email protected] or you can visit ourFacebook page www.facebook.com/Murraylife. Thismonth, we start our dialogue with aletter regarding a profile from ourWinter issue.

It was delightful to read LoganAbbitt's fine article on Joe Staton,Murray State graduate and comicartist, whose work is praised through-out the world as Logan so well con-veyed. Joe was a self-motivating andbrilliant student. His performance inart history classes was outstanding aswas his work in the slide library doneunder the supervision of JerryDeSchepper who is one of the finestteachers I've known. (Jerry is "retired"but still teaching courses in the historyof film at the University of RhodeIsland.) Joe also mentioned PennyKnowles (from Stanford) who was awonderful faculty member serving atMurray for one year as she replacedsomeone on leave. Joe cites Tom Walshas being his favorite teacher. In hisdrawing classes, Tom placed heavyemphasis on the control of line whichis essential for any artist working inillustration. (I remember Joe tellingme, jokingly, about getting down his"slick inking process" after moving toNew York where he was designingrubber ducks.) Moreover, Tom had akeen intellect and was a demandingteacher. Tom, a sculptor, also exempli-fied the "can do spirit" of the art facul-ty at that time as he built the depart-ment's first foundry with his ownmoney. I should add that "remarkableceramist" Fred Shepard constructedand fired the kilns from his own pock-et. The "formidable" (Joe's appropriateterm) Clara Eagle chaired the depart-ment with devotion and willingness tofight for everything she could get in

order to develop the program. (We thrived on suppliesand equipment from military surplus.) Also on the fac-ulty at that time who Kentuckians might know wereHarry Furches, whose hand skills in metalsmithingwere incredible, and our beloved Emily Wolfson, whotaught design and weaving. To modify Joe's statement,there was a "collective soul" based upon the chemistry

generated amongst students and fac-ulty in the art department. There wasgreat synergy.

In any case, Joe was a highly regard-ed student. Many of us felt that hecould become a "top notch" art histo-rian who would do extremely well ina Ph.D. program. However, Joe wasdedicated to the concept of thecomic. In fact, in one of his art histo-ry classes he made a presentation ofthe history of the political cartoon inthe United States, going back toNast's work in the 1800s. Moreover,his work for the Murray State schoolnewspaper was pointed, enlighten-ing and provocative. Several of usremember defending his right to freespeech when the satirical content ofhis senior art exhibition was ques-tioned.

May I say that Logan's articlebrought back memories of one finefellow whose talent and scholarshipwere enhanced by his delightfulsense of humor and a very apprecia-tive demeanor. How marvelous is thelegacy that he is leaving our society.Clap, clap, clap for Joe, "The MilanExpress." One more time..! Thanks,Logan.

Bob HeadRetired Art Department Faculty at

Murray State University

Thank you, Bob. Here's a bonus for all ofthe Joe Staton fans: We contacted TheMurray State News and managed to findsome of his original student cartoonsfrom forty years ago. More will be postedon our website, www.mymurraylife.com.

Letters to the Editor

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Do you plan to start any home renovationprojects in 2011?

Yes, we'll be starting a major project.

Yes, we'll be doing a small project.

No, it's too expensive right now.

No, the house is perfect as it is now.

Visit our website (www.mymurraylife.com) orsend us an email ([email protected]) and tellus about your plans this year. �

� Notes ‘n Neighbors

Murray Life Asks...

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�Notes ‘n Neighbors

In April, two MurrayState University journal-ism graduates, BillBartleman and Jackie

Hays Bickel, will be inductedinto the Kentucky Journ-alism Hall of Fame. TheKentucky Journalism Hall ofFame was established in1980 by the University ofKentucky Journalism Alum-ni Association. The purposeis to recognize Kentuckianswho have made significantcontributions to the profes-sion of journalism. The other2011 inductees are Robert Carter,Kentucky New Era, Albert Dix(posthumous induction) The State-Journal, Tom Loftus, The Courier-Journal, and Ed Shadburne, WLKY-TVand WHAS-TV/AM/FM.

Bartleman, class of 1971, retired fromThe Paducah Sun after 39 years Dec. 1,2010. He served as the photo editor ofThe Murray State News his senior yearat MSU.

Kentucky’s longest-running legislativereporter was hired Jan. 7, 1972, asreporter/photographer with most ofhis duties in photography. In 1975, hetook over the Paducah newspaper’sgovernment/politics beat and covered every sessionof the Kentucky legislature from 1976-2007. In thepast three years he made fewer visits to Frankfort andrelied on phone and e-mail interviews.

Bartleman won several awards in the Kentucky PressAssociation competition, including honors this yearfor Best Investigative Story (second) and BestEnterprise Story (honorable mention). He alsoreceived this year’s KPA Community Service Awardgiven by the Lexington Herald-Leader.

A frequent commentator for more than 30 years onKentucky Educational Television’s “Comment on

Kentucky,” he served as pan-elist for KET politicaldebates for governor, U. S.Senator and other offices.He was also a regular onelection-night coverage byKET. In 2008, he moderated aU. S. Senate candidatedebate between Sen. MitchMcConnell and BruceLunsford, which was carriedon C-SPAN.

Hays, A 1979 graduate,worked weekends as a

reporter/anchor for WPSD-TVin Paducah during her senior year. In1980, she moved to Louisville to anchorat WHAS-TV. Five years later, NBCmoved her to KTW-TV in Philadelphia.After a successful stay there, shereturned to Louisville with her familyand became the anchor at WAVE-TV.

Her 21 years there brought her severalawards and recognitions. She was nomi-nated for Emmy Awards in Philadelphiaand in Louisville. She won 16 Best ofLouisville Awards as TV anchor. Herother awards include the Star Awardfrom Women in Radio and Television, JCPenney Good Citizen Award, LeoAward—Reader’s Choice for Best News

Anchor, Best News Anchor-KentuckyState Government, Outstanding TV Anchor by Today’sWoman magazine and an Eclipse Award as part of theteam coverage of the Kentucky Derby.

Hays covered the re-opening of Three Mile Island (siteof the worst nuclear accident U. S. history), the reded-ication of the Statue of Liberty, Hurricane Gloria fromthe 25th floor of a casino in Atlantic City as the hurri-cane hit the city, two presidential inaugurations (BillClinton and George Bush), the Carrolton bus crashand 25 Kentucky Derbies. The Paris, Tenn. nativeretired in the spring of 2009 as news anchor of WAVE-TV in Louisville to complete 31 years in broadcastjournalism. �

Bartleman, Hays in KY Journalism Hall of Fame

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In the prologue to Hell’s Fury, author Chuck Shuffett offers up a caveat:some of this may be true, some is fabrication, but by the end, all of it willring true in the hearts of readers. Set in old Kentucky, post-LouisianaPurchase and pre-Civil War, the novel tells a story of intrigue, love, and

honor, and it succeeds in achieving Mr. Shuffett’s goal.

As a young lawyer, Jereboam Beauchamp was a great admirer Solomon P. Sharp,a Kentucky legislator of no small name. Sharp became embroiled in scandalwhen he allegedly fathered an illegitimate child with a woman named AnnaCook, a charge which he denied. As fate would have it, Jereboam Beauchampsoon met and fell in love with the same Anna Cook. They could not marry, how-ever, until he met her astonishing demand: murder Sharp and save her familyname.

Wrapped in verifiable history, illustrated with historic portraits and engrav-ings, Hell’s Fury reads like a sleuth’s glimpse into the past, an examination ofhow things might have been. In its pages, the love of Jereboam and AnnaBeauchamp is exposed. Their lives and the politics of the time are exploredand explained, and, along the way, a sad and human story is related to thereader.

Shuffett’s characters, fully fleshed with flaws and triumphs, simple wantsand complexities, reside at the core of the story, but the region itself functions as a key player in the narrative. Fromthe first page, it is almost as if Kentucky is telling us this story, divulging its secrets and relating the events thathelped to shape one small part of it in the early portion of the 19th century. Shuffett’s language is lovely and con-cise, his sense of story, sprawling, and his attention to detail is immaculate. While the history can sometimes slowthe plot, the author pulls it all together into an exciting story by the end.

Available in selected bookstores & at BarnesandNoble.com and Amazon.com. �

� Notes ‘n Neighbors

A Taste of Hell's Fury

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The hospital’s Board of Trustees has announ-ced the appointment of Mr. Jerome Penner, III tobecome the Chief Executive Officer of theMurray Calloway County Hospital, effective

April 1, 2011.

Mr. Penner is retiring from the United States Army asa Colonel after 29 years of service. He has 25 years inprofessional healthcare with the past 14 years asCEO/COO. He is a board-certified healthcare admin-istrator and Fellow with the American College ofHealthcare Executives and currently serves as the CEOof the Madigan Healthcare System, Joint Base LewisMcChord, Washington.

Tab Brockman, Director of Murray-Calloway CountyPark Department, and a long-time friend of Penner’s,tells us, "I've known Jerry for 30 years and he hasalways been a man of character and true to his word.His outstanding military career speaks to his abilities.

He is very much looking forward to coming back andmaking a positive different in a community he loves."

Jerome "Jerry" Penner, III grew up in Radcliff, Ky.(Hardin County) attending North Hardin High School.His career in healthcare began at age 16 when he washired as a dietary technician at Hardin MemorialHospital in Elizabethtown. His mother, Dolly Penner,still resides in Radcliff. Jerry earned his B.S. degree inBiology at Murray State University (MSU), a Master’s inHealthcare Administration (MHA) from BaylorUniversity, Waco, Tex., and an M.S. in Strategic Studies,U.S. Army War College, Carlisle Barracks, Penn.

He has been married for 24 years to the former JamieCay Shelton of Gideon, Mo., who earned Bachelor’sand Master's degrees from MSU in education andguidance and counseling, respectively. Jamie's par-ents both attended MSU and her father earned adegree in education. Jerry and Jamie have two sons,Jerome IV and Jason, both of whom plan to attendMSU this fall.

Community leaders expect Jerry Penner to takeMurray-Calloway County Hospital to new heights."He has a larger than life personality and we are look-ing forward to him being the head of our hospital,"says Kenny Darnell, member of the hospital board."We trust that his presence will help us in becomingthe best hospital around." �

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“I've known Jerry for 30 years andhe has always been a man of char-acter and true to his word. His out-standing military career speaks tohis abilities. He is very much look-ing forward to coming back andmaking a positive different in acommunity he loves.”

– Tab Brockman

�Murray-Calloway County Hospital

Announces Next CEO

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Notes ‘n Neighbors�

On February 22nd, arts leaders came fromacross the Commonwealth to celebrate thepublic value of the arts and to thank legis-lators for their continued support of the

Kentucky Arts Council. Two of Murray's notable artsorganizations, The Murray art Guild and ThePlayhouse in the Park, received praise and ceremoni-al checks for competitive grants awarded by theKentucky Arts Council in July 2010. Stacey Reason,guild assistant, and Debi Danielson, director, accept-ed the check for $2,351 on behalf of the Murray ArtGuild. State Senator Kenneth Winters presented LisaCope, executive director, with $3,680 for thePlayhouse in the Park.

Representative Melvin Henley, who could notattend but offered his congratulations, spoke highlyof the two groups. “Murray Art Guild has classesfor all ages in painting, drawing, craft and photog-raphy. They not only support local artists, but pro-duce and foster future artists in Murray and theneighboring areas." He added, “There is nothingmore resourceful in terms of economic developmentand tourism, than taking a historic but neglected

building and turning it into a lively space thatdraws visitors again. Playhouse in the Park did justthat, and for 30 years we have enjoyed their pres-ence in Murray.”

"Murray Art Guild members represent some of thebest visual art talent in the Commonwealth. Theguild does an excellent job in promoting artists’careers while providing a place for community artseducation,” said Sen. Kenneth Winters, who alsooffered his regards to the guild. He said of thePlayhouse in the Park, “I really support the Pail ofTadpoles and Box of Frogs theater concepts. It’s agreat way for kids to get an introduction to the stageand the drama discipline while doing somethingmeaningful in their community.”

The Kentucky Arts Council, the state arts agency, cre-ates opportunities for Kentuckians to value, partici-pate in and benefit from the arts. Kentucky ArtsCouncil funding is provided by the KentuckyGeneral Assembly and the National Endowment forthe Arts. �

Kentucky Arts Council RecognizesMurray Organizations

L. to R. Lindy Casebier, deputy secretary, Tourism, Arts andHeritage Cabinet; Lisa Cope, executive director, Playhousein the Park; and Sen. Kenneth Winters

L. to R. Andee Rudloff, board member, Kentucky ArtsCouncil; Stacey Reason, guild assistant, Murray Art Guild;Debi Danielson, director, Murray Art Guild; and PaulFourshee, board member, Kentucky Arts Council

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Snowball's Chance in Hell �Pet Paws

Snow came back to the Murray-CallowayAnimal Shelter in October of 2010; he had pre-viously been adopted as a tiny kitten from thevery same shelter. Occasionally, pure white

cats are born deaf, since Snow was pure white therewas a chance that he might be hearing impaired.Although his original adopters were aware of thispossibility they still wanted to adopt the white bun-dle of fluff.

As he grew older, they began to realize that theyweren’t prepared to deal with some of the specialneeds of a deaf kitty. His owners reported he vocal-

ized often and even when the family was not athome, neighbors complained that the constant

meowing was disturbing. Snow was

surrendered to the animal shelter. When Snow wasbrought to the shelter, he was placed in the quaran-tine/euthanization room; Shelter Director DarlaJackson quickly contacted me since I’m a volunteer forthe Humane Society and Animal Shelter and have aspecial interest in helping pets with special needs.

Darla told me it was imperative that we get Snow outof the shelter ASAP since the shelter was crowded andthey would have great difficulty placing a deaf, un-neutered young male cat in an appropriate home. Iposted Snow’s picture and information onwww.petfinder.com and several yahoo groups that are

dedicated to special needs cats and deaf ani-mals. I sat back and waited.

Surprisingly, in a day or two, I had heard froma rescuer with www.deafanimals.org who hadan adopter interested in Snow, however, this

person lived in New Jersey! Even more unex-pected was that this adopter and her husbandwere both deaf. She and her family had a cat thatwas deaf which had recently passed away and,after reading about Snow, immediately fell inlove with the description of our kitty.

I contacted Heidi Schumacher, the poten-tial adopter in New Jersey, and, with the

help of the Humane Society DirectorKathy Hodge, we talked with herthrough a telecommunication relayservice about her previous cat andabout Snow. Her veterinarian spoke

very highly of her, and theadoption paperwork was

completed in a fewshort days.

Snow was taken tothe veterinarian bythe HumaneSociety where hereceived all of his

vet-care. He alsoreceived a current health

certificate so that he could be trans-ported across state lines. Once he was

deemed medically healthy, we had tofind somewhere for him to stay and a way

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to transport him to New Jersey. Sandy Jewell Snyder,a volunteer with The Shamrock Pet Foundation inLouisville, KY contacted our Humane Society andoffered to foster Snow until a transport could bescheduled. This was a blessing since all of our cat fos-ter homes were already occupied. Several days later,Snow was driven to Louisville by one of the shelterstaff, Mark Williams.

We originally wanted to transport Snow to NewJersey via ground, until Sandy mentioned that shewas flying to La Guardia the next week. Could it bepossible that Snow might be able to fly all the way tohis new home? Calls were made to the adopter to seeif she might be willing to purchase his plane ticket toride with Sandy in the cabin. She quickly agreed, so acall to Delta Airlines soon confirmed a space for himto travel with his companion.

A week after his arrival to our shelter, Snow flew to LaGuardia to meet his new owner at the airport. Snow isa Schumacher now, living on the East Coast withHeidi, Chuck Wallace and the two children, BJ andChaz. The family is able to give Snow the love andunderstanding he so deserves. He loves sitting by thewindow in the home, watching and waiting to seewhen his family will come home. He also likes playingwith the other cat and dog, and of course chasing hisshadow on the wall.

Through a network of caring individuals, one specialcat made his way to his forever home.

For further information on how to adopt a deaf pet,how to accommodate your home to meet the needs ofa hearing impaired or deaf pet, and other resources,please visit www.handicappedpets.com.

To find your next furry family member, to make petfood or monetary donations or to ask questionsregarding animal issues, contact the Humane Societyof Calloway County, a United Way agency, at 270-759-1884 or [email protected]. Visit our web-site at www.forthepets.org or stop by the office at 607Poplar Street. �

To find your next furry family member, to make pet food or monetarydonations or to ask questions regarding animal issues, contact theHumane Society of Calloway County, a United Way agency, at 270-759-1884 or [email protected] our websiteatwww.forthepets.org or stop by the office at 607 Poplar Street.

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Pet Paws

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Count On It

21Million:

Homeowners thatstarted home

improvement projectsannually

25 million: New faucets sold

each year

350:Square feet

coverage peraverage gallon

of paint

Home Renovations

66%: Average amount

of cost recouped inincreased value

$1.3 Billion: Demand for

bathroom cabinets

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$3 Billion:

2 Billion:

1,710:

5:

3,300:

706 Million:

44 Million:

$8.5 Billion:

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Spring cleaning is that annual tradition thatallows us to purge our feelings of staid hiberna-tion and renew feelings of hope and optimism.There is a genuine cleansing of the spirit that

occurs even as the dwelling is cleaned physically. TheChinese precede their New Year’s celebration by a thor-ough housecleaning to remove accumulated filth and torid the residence of evil spirits. Certain homemakers livefor the spring, when they can flex their muscles andmake their house sparkle.

And then there are the rest of us.

The very idea of spring cleaning makes us groan indread of the chores to come. We spend the winters innear hibernation with windows closed, cut off from thethreatening outside world. It's much like holding one'sbreath with the promise of organization and cleaning ata later time; right now, let's just try to stay warm. Wecram things into closets with the intention of gettingback to them later.

Well, later is now. The best way to tackle the dauntingtask of spring cleaning is to focus on one specificaspect and make it happen. Today, let's take a look atthose closets.

In the past decade, closet organization has become abooming industry. Several professional closet organi-zation businesses will be happy to do the job for you,for a price. There are dozens of new products on the

market that help to organize your shoes or manageyour seasonal clothing. Closet space is considered amajor selling point in the real estate market, and clos-et renovations are amongst the top five most popularhome remodeling projects.

Your closets don't have to be a major project, though.Here are some helpful tips and ideas on getting organ-ized that won't break your budget or ruin your weekend.

1. Start with a Clean Slate. Grab everything in yourcloset, and take it out. This could be the biggest partof the job, depending upon your closets and howbad your clutter might be. Make sure you have plen-ty of space to lay things out, like a bed or a sofa.While it's empty, go ahead and vacuum in there, too.

2. Classify that Clutter. Before anything goes backinto the closet, it needs to get sorted out. There aremany categories you could use, but here are somecommon ones to help out. Create a space for: DailyWear, Special Occasions, Seasonal, Donate/GiveAway, Trash

3. Sort Your Stuff. Now to actually put your closetitems into those piles. If you're not sure where some-thing goes, try it on and see how it makes you feel.Be as brutally honest with yourself as possible. Ifyou're wondering whether or not to get rid of it,chances are the answer is to get rid of it.

4. Dispense Spaces. Don't try to cram everything backinto that same closet. You don't need SpecialOccasions or Seasonal gear taking away valuablespace from Daily Wear. Don't be afraid to assignentire closets a specific function; perhaps that closetin the spare bedroom is perfect for Seasonal. In fact,some of these items may not need to go back into acloset. These items can go in a storage space, such asan attic, a cellar, or under a bed.

5. Boxes, Hangers and Shelves. Before you putthings back, consider some devices that will helpyou stay organized. Portable shelving units areavailable in a variety of sizes and styles. Shoeracks and door hangers not only organize yourshoes, but keep them at an easily accessible level.Plastic boxes, especially clear ones, keep thingscontrolled and environmentally stable.

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Controlling Closet ChaosBy: Logan Abbitt

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6. Put it Away. Now, it's time to put things back inthe closet. Hang clothes up, put shoes on the rack,stack the accessory boxes you need on the shelves.Here's the hard part: don't put anything else inthat doesn't belong. Keep clothes closets separatefrom non-clothes closets and you will avoid a lotof the stress that clutter can cause. In this closetthere are no suitcases, no vacuum cleaners, nostorage boxes or linens. These things go in that"other" closet.

7. Purge. Take the items you decided to donate to theGoodwill, Angel’s Attic or other thrift store, oreven your church. If you don't do that immediate-ly, those items will be back in your closet beforeyou know it. The same goes for your trash items—throw them away now!

You may not be looking forward to the project now, butit will pay off in long term satisfaction. Besides, you canreward yourself by going shopping for things to fill upall that wonderful new space. �

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� Home & Garden

Easy Renovations:Here are some simple things you can do tospiff up that space

• Paint the interior of your closet a clean, white color.

• Improve the lighting, and make sure the switch is accessible.

• Replace wooden or thin bars with sturdy metal ones.

• Get rid of mismatched hangers and replace with a nice uniform style.

• Use color coded hangers to keep garments in their place.

• Install a pegboard or hooks for hanging belts, purses and scarves.

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Spring Cleaning: Have Fun, Save Money

The temperature is rising, the birds are singing,and the plants are budding. It must be spring,which means it’s time for spring cleaning.Because this annual chore can seem over-

whelming, we’ve gathered some helpful tips to makethe job a little easier and save you money.

Make a ListIf you’re not sure where to start, EHow.com recom-mends making a list of the rooms you want to clean.Then for each room, list what needs to be done. Markon the family calendar which weekend has been setaside for spring cleaning and make sure everyone inthe house knows the dates. Involve the whole family,even young children. They may have the most fun.Plan to do something fun together such as watching amovie or having a cookout after the work is finished.

Start FreshAlong with the usual thorough dust-ing of furniture and baseboards,your mattress pad, pillow cov-ers, and even your non-foampillows should bewashed a couple oftimes each year to remove dust and

other allergens. While you have your bedding removed,go ahead and flip that mattress. In the bathroom, thebath mat, shower curtain, and shower liner can bewashed on a gentle cycle with a bleach that is safe forcolored fabrics. While in the laundry room, remove lintfrom the dryer vent. A lint-clogged vent can lead todryer overheating which is a fire hazard.

Taking Care of Your InvestmentsTo extend the life of your carpets, have them cleaned atleast once each year to remove allergens, dust, and dustmites. If you have pets, cleaning can remove fleas aswell as pet stains and odors. Steam cleaning is the bestmethod to thoroughly clean carpets and dries muchfaster than wet shampoo cleaning, says Tripp Jones ofMurray Carpet and Upholstery Cleaning.

Power washing decks and vinyl siding helps yourhome and deck last longer, which means costs savingsfor you. Levi Scarbrough of Murray Power Wash rec-ommends having your deck power washed to removealgae before sealing. Sealing the wood prevents waterdamage which shortens the life of a deck. Removingslippery growths such as mold and algae also makesthe surface safer.

Inexpensive Cleaning SolutionsWant to save money on cleaning products? We’vefound a few you can make yourself with a few simplehousehold ingredients.

All-Purpose CleanerRecommended for use on kitchen counters, appli-

ances, and inside the refrigerator. • 4 tablespoons baking soda• 1 quart warm waterApply solution to sponge and wipe.

Glass Cleaner• 2 cups water

• ½ cup white or cider vinegar• ¼ cup rubbing alcohol (70 percent concentration)• Optional: 1 or 2 drops of orange

essential oil

Spray solution on paper towel or soft cloth and wipeglass. Avoid cleaning on a hot, sunny day when thesolution will dry quickly, leaving streaks.

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Brass CleanerUse on non-lacquered brass.

• White vinegar or lemon juice• Table salt

Dampen sponge with vinegar or lemon juice. Sprinklewith salt. Lightly rub over brass item. Use warm waterto rinse completely. Immediately dry with soft cloth.

Marble Cleaner• 1 or 2 drops mild dishwashing liquid (non-citrus

scented)• 2 cups warm water• Water for rinsing

Apply to marble with a sponge. Rinse completely. Buffwith soft cloth; do not allow to air-dry. Do not usevinegar, lemon, or other acidic cleaners on marble orgranite as they will damage the stone.

White-ring RemoverNot recommended for unfinished wood, lacquer, orantiques.

• One part white non-gel toothpaste• One part baking soda

Apply mixture to damp cloth then rub the ring in thedirection of the grain. Wipe off with a dry cloth. Shinewith another soft cloth. Apply wood polish.

Microwave CleanerYou can soften tough microwave grime by placinglemon halves in a bowl of water, then cooking on highfor two or three minutes.

Helpful ToolsNeed a little extra help with you spring cleaning?We’ve found a few to make your job easier. Theseproducts are available in most grocery, hardware andhome products stores in Murray.

The Mr. Clean® Magic Eraser® Bath Scrubber containsa cleaner so effective those who have used it say it hasremoved soap scum that other cleaners left behind.

If you like the Magic Eraser products, you’ll also wantto try to the Magic Eraser Kitchen Scrubber and theMagic Eraser Mop. The mop cleans the grooves ofvinyl, stone, and marble floors. (It is not recommend-ed for use on wood floors.)

To clean the high-traffic carpet areas in-between theannual steam cleaning of the entire carpet, GoodHouskeeping.com recommends the Bissell PROdryFast Drying Carpet Cleaner. The machine, which sells for about $200, uses a foam roller to spread the

cleaning solution instead of spraying it. This meansthe carpet is ready in 30 minutes. Remember to vacu-um loose dirt first before cleaning the carpet.

For cleaning window screens, try Ettore’s CleanScreen Wipes, which cost about $6 for 25 wipes. Youcan clean your screens without removing them orusing a scrub brush. The cloth doesn’t leave lint orresidue, and you don’t have to rinse the screens.

Just the BasicsIf you don’t have much time for cleaning this year,consider using this checklist from the GoodHousekeeping Research Institute.

1. Clean behind large items. Vacuum behind your sofa, bed, and dresser.

2. Clean air vents, door frames, and window sills using the brush attachment on your vacuum cleaner.

3. Use your vacuum attachment to dust the drapes, then air-fluff them in the dryer.

4. While you’re vacuuming, be sure to clean the tops and backs of area rugs and mats or put them in the washer. You may also want to give them some fresh air by hanging them on your porch or deck railing.

Whether you’re planning to give your home a thor-ough scrubbing or are going to just hit the basics, besure to open you windows, turn on some fans, andenjoy the fresh spring air and beautiful sounds of thesong birds. A good spring cleaning will invigorateyour whole house and everyone living in it. �

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Safety Reminders:Keep all cleaners, even homemadesolutions, out of the reach of childrenand pets. Never combine ammoniaproducts with bleach products, includ-ing powdered dishwasher detergent.The combination emits dangerousfumes. Always read product labelsbefore using.

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It’s not just a race, it’s a Kentucky tradition. Every year, the race is held at the Churchill Downs track in Louisville, just north ofLexington, the thoroughbred capital of the world. This year, The KentuckyDerby will be held on Saturday May 7th, the customary first Saturday ofMay. This year’s race looks exciting, but until then, here’s a little racinghumor to tide you over.

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George said to Fred, “I put $20 on a horse last week and he came in attwenty five to one.”

“Wow, you must be loaded!” said Fred.

“Not really,” said George, “the rest of the field came inat twelve thirty.”

° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° °One day, the Clerk of the Course spotted a trainer giv-ing something to a horse just before the start of a race.He went over and said, “Doping?”

The trainer said, “Indeed not, Sir. ‘Tis just lump sugar.Look, I'll take a bit myself … see?”

The Clerk of the Course said, “Sorry, but we have to becareful. As a matter of fact, I like a bit of sugar myself.” Sothe trainer gave him a piece.

When the Clerk of the Course disappeared, the trainer gavehis jockey his last minute instructions. “Don't forget the drill.Hold him in ‘til the last four furlongs. Don't worry if anythingpasses you, it'll be me or the Clerk of the Course!”

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Some race horses were staying in a stable. One of them starts toboast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!"

Another horse breaks in, "Well, in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!"

"Oh, that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!" says anoth-er, flicking his tail.

At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there lis-tening. "I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 90races, I've won 88 of them!"

The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says the first horse. "A talking dog!"

�A Laughing Matter

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& Smell the Coffee

Wake Up

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Today, coffee has been thoroughly integrated into every facet of our society; we start the day with coffee, we sharecoffee as a sign of hospitality and respect, we conduct business over coffee, and we celebrate special occasions

with coffee. "Over second and third cups flow matters of high finance, high state, common gossip and lowcomedy. [Coffee] is a social binder, a warmer of tongues, a soberer of minds, a stimulant of wit, a foiler of

sleep if you want it so. From roadside mugs to the classic demitasse, it is the perfect democrat." The NewYork Times wrote that in 1949, and little has changed. Coffee is central to a number of our informal secu-lar rituals: the coffee break, the coffee klatch, the happy hour, and the after-dinner coffee.

The ritual of the first cup of coffee is an important part of the morning for millions of Americans.They will gladly tell you how they simply cannot function until they smell that rich aroma. It's

an intoxicating and invigorating experience that signals the true beginning of the day. In thewords of Oliver Wendell Holmes, "The morning cup of coffee has an exhil-

aration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon orevening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce." Or perhaps

it's best summarized in the recent slogan, "I sleepjust to wake up for coffee."

The modern ritual, however, has beenheavily watered down, if you'll par-

don the pun. Many people depend

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By: Logan Abbitt

ccording to legend, coffee was discovered five cen-turies ago by a goatherd named Kaldi. He worked inthe highlands of what is now Ethiopia. Kaldi noticed astrange behavior amongst his flock when they ate thebright red cherries from a certain bush. The goats

would jump and prance about excitedly and even failed to come homeat night. Curious, he chewed on the berries himself and felt an incredi-ble exhilaration. Kaldi took the fruit to a learned holy man who sub-jected the red berries to various experiments. At one point he roastedthem in the fire and boiled them. The holy man discovered that he nolonger fell asleep at prayers and shared the powerful elixir with othersin his monastery. From there it spread throughout Arabia, and eventu-ally the entire world.

A

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on the automatic drip machineto create a pot of coffee whilethey go tend to other business.Others rely upon a trip to adiner or a coffee shop to supplythem with that essential morn-ing jolt. The practice of carefullycrafting the perfect cup of coffeeyourself is becoming a lost art. Itdoesn't have to be, though. Itmay seem intimidating at first, but with the right tools and ingredients, and a little effort, you can create the bestcup of coffee you ever tasted, and probably the most satisfying.

First things first: let's talk beans. No method ormachine can turn bad beans into great coffee. Thereare two primary beans that you need to know about.The first is called Arabica, or Coffea Arabica. Arabica isbelieved to be the first species of coffee to be cultivat-ed, and it is generally regarded as superior. Nearly allpremium or gourmet coffees are Arabica. The othermajor commercially grown coffee species is Robusta,or Coffea Canephora. Canephora is easier to grow thanArabica, and, is cheaper to produce. Robusta is usual-ly a filler in lower-grade coffee blends. Instant coffeesare usually made from Robusta. For the best results,you'll need good Arabica beans. They're worth theextra money. Murray now has numerous shops whereyou can buy gourmet coffee blends.

Once you have selected the beans, you want to pur-chase them as close to the roast time as possible. Thefreshness of the roast is essential to full flavor. Themost important purchasing choice, though, is buyingwhole beans.Coffee beans arereally fruit, and

The ritual of the first cup of coffee is animportant part of the morning for millions

of Americans. They will gladly tell you howthey simply cannot function until they

smell that rich aroma.

• Espresso Solo – A single shot of espresso.• Espresso Doppio – A double shot of espresso.• Latte – Coffee and steamed milk. • Cappuccino – Espresso, steamed milk and milk foam. • Macchiato – Espresso ‘marked’ with a tablespoon of milk foam on top. • Mocha – Solo espresso with chocolate.• Corretto – Espresso with a shot of Brandy, Whiskey, Grappa, or other spirits.• Romano – Solo espresso served with a slice of lemon peel on the side.• Freddo – Chilled espresso.• Irish Coffee – Coffee combined with Irish Cream Whiskey.• Americano – Very hot water topped with a shot of espresso to produce a drink similar to American Coffee.

Coffee Beverages

Just what are all of those coffee drinks anyway?

FrenchPress

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they will start to lose flavor as soon as they're exposedto the air. You want to grind the beans yourself formaximum flavor. A blade grinder will work, but aburr grinder is the recommended investment for longterm coffee enjoyment.

Now, let's talk machinery. Once upon a time, the per-colator was most common way to brew coffee.Fortunately, this method has all but disappeared, as itis absolutely the worst method you could use. Theautomatic drip machine is the most common today,but it's still not the best coffee maker. The best deviceavailable today is also one of the oldest. Modern cof-fee connoisseurs swear that this machine from the late19th century simply can't be matched for flavor, rich-ness and piquancy. Also known as a press pot, coffeepress, or сafetière à piston, it is already the most pop-ular coffee maker in Europe and Australia. The Frenchpress is enjoying a surge in popularity in America,now, as coffee connoisseurs search for better ways toenjoy their beloved brew. It's small and portable, mak-ing it the new choice for people that want great coffeeat the office. This simple device still requires someunderstanding to make the most of your coffee,though.

Here is a quick series of tips for effective brewingwith a French press:

1. You want to start with clean, filtered water. Neverused distilled water. Remember, coffee is 99% water, soyou'll want the best tasting water you can find. Theideal temperature for brewing is 195-205 degreesFahrenheit. An electric kettle is recommended forgood, controlled heating.

2. Now, grind your fresh roasted beans. A medium tocoarse grind is desired; it must be large enough so thatthe filter works and does not get clogged. Professionalcoffee tasters use exactly two tablespoons of groundcoffee for each six ounces of water. This probablysounds like a lot, but try it before you balk. Don't tryto make it weaker by decreasing the amount of coffeeyou use. This will only result in a bitter, over-extract-ed brew. Instead, just add a little water to your cupand you will enjoy a less intense, but still high-qualitycoffee flavor.

3. Slowly pour the hot water over the ground coffee inFrench press. Gently stir and many grinds will sink. Astraw or chopstick is a good idea for this as metalspoons are usually too short and can damage thepress. Allow the coffee to steep for 3-4 minutes,depending on desired strength. Steeping longer cre-ates stronger coffee.

4. When the coffee is ready, it is time to depress theplunger. Using slow and steady pressure, press downupon the rod. Do not press too quickly. It should have

some resistance, but not too much. Be sure to keep therod upright. If you tilt the rod, grounds could escapefrom beneath the filter.

5. Wait 30 seconds before pouring to allow sediment tosettle. Pour slowly to further minimize the chance ofsediment getting into the cup. Don't let the coffee sitfor long in the press; it will continue to extract flavorfrom the grounds and could turn bitter.

6. Be sure to wash the pot thoroughly after each use toremove the oils that form on the glass. Clean equip-ment is essential to good coffee, no matter which kindof coffee maker you are using.

The anticipation has been building, so relax and enjoythe smoothest, most satisfying cup of brew you haveever known. Welcome to your new morning coffee rit-ual, one infinitely more rewarding than pressing abutton or buying it in the drive through. It takes someextra effort and it costs a bit more, but once you try it,you'll never want to go back. �

Fidalgo Bay Coffee Shop1201 Payne Street (270) 761-4800

5th & Main Coffees100 S. 5th St (Under the New Life Bookstore)(270) 753-1622

University Book and Bean1203 Chestnut Street, Suite AUniversity Plaza(270) 761-BOOK (2665)

Thoroughbrewed Café Murray State Curris Center Second floor(270) 809-2099

Coffee in MurrayWhether you're looking for gourmet beans ora rich cup of espresso, these locations can fillyour coffee needs.

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“We consider it our civic duty to take pictures for peo-ple that need pictures.” Terry Little, head of the Murray

Film Burners Club, refers to the 2-year-old club and its membersas the photographers of Murray.

Photographers of any age and skill level are welcome, but the club’s mainfocus is people who Little refers to as “advanced amateurs.” Current club members

include professors, students, retirees and Wal-Mart clerks and Little said the ages rangefrom 13 to 83.

Little does not refer to himself as a professional or career photographer. Little originallyworked in Chicago as a manager for an instructional design firm where they design trainingprograms for large companies.

A native of Chicago, Little moved to Houston, Texas in 1988 when his wife was transferred forwork purposes. This wasn’t a problem for Little because he was in a position where he couldwork "anywhere with an airport."

He retired in 2001, and he and his wife were trying to decide where to spend their retirement.Chicago was “too expensive,” and Houston only had two seasons: “too damn hot and too damnwet.” Little found an article online that described Murray as an ideal place to retire.

They began visiting Murray, Little said, spending one or two days in town as they passedthrough or nearby on other trips. Murray began to grow on them. He affectionately described itas a small town with more amenities than most and a unique, active culture. Being close to theLand Between the Lakes also held great appeal since he loves nature photography. Little andhis wife moved to Murray in March of 2004, and by July, he was involved in the community.

F I L M

The club is meant to give people of all skill levels the chance to learn,instruct, or both, and to diversify their interests. Members areencouraged to follow their inter-ests and find their own photogra-phy niche. Members’ interests vary from nature, weddings, traveland similar subjects.

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Having been a photography enthusiast since the second gradewith his Brownie camera, Little was not truly able to pursuehis photography until retirement. He changed cameras sever-al times since his original Brownie, and used both film anddigital cameras. He currently uses a Canon, which was keptwithin easy reach during the entire interview. He began tak-ing photos for the Homemakers Club where his wife was amember. Someone mentioned they would like someone toteach people how to use “those new, little digital cameras,”and Little said “I can do that.”

He started giving classes in digital photography, coveringthe basic topics like functions, composition and flash.There was a good turnout, and he still does the classesthree or four times a year. Students in his class began ask-ing for more advanced lessons in photography. This iswhen he first started thinking “Maybe we should start aclub.”

After Little took his proposal to the University ofKentucky extension office, he began to spread the wordabout the club. He advertised on the radio and by wordof mouth through previous students in his classes. It

was a pretty good turnout when the first meeting had 15 members.

The club has since grown to 28 people. The members include professors, retirees and Wal-Mart clerks, andthe ages range from 13 to 83. The name “Film Burners” actually came from one of the members. The club is meant togive people of all skill levels the chance to learn, instruct, or both, and to diversify their interests. Members are encour-aged to follow their interests and find their own photography niche. Members’ interests vary from nature, weddings,travel and similar subjects.

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Terry Little

Film Burners Group

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The club meets the fourth Tuesday of every month at the TransitCenter at 1100 Transit Way in Murray. The meetings have two mainparts, instruction and business. There are two sessions of instruc-tion, one for beginners and one for advanced photographers, with abusiness section between the two. The basic instruction session cov-ers skills and knowledge such as apertures and shutter speed. Theadvanced section covers subjects such as composition and filters.

Film Burners club members are encouraged to develop their skillsthrough practice by using the club’s monthly themes. The themesconsist of common photography subjects, such as silhouettes, fallcolors, holidays, children and seasonal themes, such as fireworksin July.

The business section is where the club discusses coverage ofupcoming events such as Freedom Fest or the Christmas parade.The club always supplies photos at no charge to sponsors. Thebusiness section is also where the club discusses new themesand where they decide on field trips. The club takes three orfour field trips a year. This helps members get out and gainnew experiences in photography.

The meetings are also used for constructive criticism, Littlesaid. After the lessons, members are encouraged to show allof their photos during the meetings. Little made sure to

emphasize the “all” in his statement. “We’re a very supportive

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group in that people are willing to help each otherout,” Little said. “Members should show good andbad photos because criticism is the best way for pho-tographers to learn and grow.” It is also importantthat criticism not be harsh. He keeps a close check onbitter or snide comments during the meetings.Criticism is how photographers get better as long asit is nonjudgmental and constructive.

Film Burners is a non-profit organization. There areno competitions sponsored by the club, althoughmembers are encouraged to enter competitions forpersonal skill development. In January, the club setthe themes and lessons for the year. New membersare always welcome, though. Dues are only $6 ayear. “We welcome anybody,” Terry Little proudlystated. �

The club meets the fourth Tuesday of everymonth at the Transit Center at 1100 TransitWay in Murray. The meetings have two mainparts, instruction and business. There aretwo sessions of instruction, one for begin-ners and one for advanced photographers,with a business section between the two.

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Wild SideLetters to the Editor from the

Over the years, we have received several letters frommembers of our wild community in response to the naturearticles we have published. Many of them had messages toshare with our readers about how we can help them out right in our own backyards. Here is a sam-pling of what these creatures have had to say. Enjoy!

-- Editor

Dear Murray Life,

I’m not sure what to make of your article on woodpeckers in the winter 2005 issue. The article, a series

of advice columns to woodpeckers having mating troubles, seemed a bit risqué for an upstanding publi-

cation like Murray Life. Don’t children read this magazine? Moreover, mating problems can be a touchy

issue, and I sincerely hope you changed all names to protect the innocent. Not that I know personally

how it would feel …

Besides suffering an offense to their decency, I fear some read-

ers might have come away believing that mating is all there is

to the life of a woodpecker. This is a shame, for on the whole,

woodpeckers are good, productive, family animals. We make

a home, raise our children, help our neighbors, just like you.

Why did you have to focus on the mating? What does this do

for your readers? Does it enrich their lives? Build communi-

ty?

Here is what your article should have been about if you

were truly a family-oriented magazine: How humans can

help woodpeckers raise their families by leaving some dead

trees standing in their yards. That’s really what woodpeck-

ers want – a nice dead tree that they can call their home.

That might not sell as many magazines, but it’s the truth!

Ruffled in Reidland,

Woody P. Kerr

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Dear Murray Life,

Thank you for featuring me in your wonderful article about hummingbirds in the summer

2003 issue. I appreciate your efforts to educate the Murray Life-reading public about the

remarkable lives of hummingbirds like me. And if I may toot my own horn, we truly areremarkable! I mean, I weigh less than a nickel, and yet I fly all the way from Kentucky to

Costa Rica every year! How many of your readers can do that? But enough about you. The reason I am writing is to clear up some confusion that I believe your article may have

created. In the article, the author goes into some detail describing the wonders of a hum-

mingbird nest, which indeed, I agree, is one of the finest in the avian world. He then nar-

rates the captivating drama of a female hummingbird struggling to raise her tiny young.

All of this is terrific, and I’m sure your readers loved hearing about our impressive feats of

survival.

However, I think you may have unfairly raised some expectations. Some readers, enchant-

ed by the thought of witnessing a hummingbird nest for themselves may have searchedand searched their yards only to be disappointed. These people may have selflessly put out

nectar for us every day all spring and summer, watched us flit about their yard, and hoped

we would settle down and make a nest right outside their window. But alas, they waitedand hoped in vain. What a disappointment these poor devoted readers must have felt!Here is what I wanted to explain to these readers: If you haven’t found one of our nests in

your yard, don’t fret! It is not that you aren’t treating us well, or that we don’t like you, or

that we think you are ugly. It’s just that we have to hide our nests. That’s what humming-birds do. We’re small. We’re not going to be able to fight off most other animals, and we want tokeep our babies safe, so we keep our nests top secret. Usually we make them way up inthe tree branches where they blend in with the twigs and leaves. We even use camouflaged

materials to be extra safe. In fact, we might have been nesting in your yard for years and

you just never noticed. We’re that good!

So, Murray Life readers, keep up your love and feedingof hummingbirds! And don’t be sad if you can never find our nests.

We just have to keep it this way – I mean, if you found our nest, youmight tell your cat where it is, and then it’s all over …

Sorry in Sedalia,Ruby T. Hummingbird

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Dear Murray Life,

Chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-wraaah-wraaah-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-wraaah-chit-wraaah-chit-

wraaah-chit-chit-chit-chit

Hungry in Hardin,C. G. Squirrel

Note from Editors: After consulting with a team of Murray

State linguists, we believe this roughly translates to, “Keep

feeding birds!” In the future, all wild creatures should please

submit their letters in standard written English. Thank you.

Dear Murray Life,

When are you going to publish an article about me? I am adorable, and everybody

loves me. I have some great photos I can send you that would make an irre-

sistible cover. Is it because I ate your lettuce?

Winsome in Wingo,

Blanche “Bunny” Rabbit

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Dear Murray Life,

Thank you for your recent article about the migration of the Monarch Butterfly. I am glad that you shone a light onthe perilous journey that me and my companions make to Mexico every winter.

However, I wish you had focused a bit more on some of our more immediate needs.

Understanding our complex migration is interesting and intellectually stimulating, and I understand why your top-qual-ity magazine chose to focus on this aspect of our lives. But as a working mother, my thoughts are always about put-ting food on the table for my little caterpillars. You wouldn’t believe how much food a batch of these little monkeyscan munch through!

And here’s the catch: If you think your kids are picky, count your blessings they’re not monarch caterpillars! My lit-tle ones will only eat ONE THING in all of God’s green earth – milkweed plants. No zinnias, no dahlias, no daf-fodils, no common garden variety plants. Just milkweed. And these days it’s getting hard to find. A hard-workingmom like me worries about what could happen if she can’t find a good patch in time. When my eggs are ready to belaid, they’re coming out, no matter if I’ve found milkweed or not!

So, yes, some monarchs accomplish the amazing feat of flying to Mexico for the winter. I know, it’s glamorous,mysterious, etc. But many of us are just out here living day to day, leaf to leaf. I wish your article had

focused on us average moms out there and how your readers could help us.

It’s very simple: Plant milkweed. Plant milkweed. Plant milkweed. Plant it in your backyard,your front yard, your neighbor’s yard, the schoolyard. Just plant milkweed. For the children!

Nervous in New Concord,Monarch B. Fly

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In Winslow Dining Hall at Murray State University,students slowly file in. It’s afternoon and the dinnerrush hasn’t hit yet. Theresa Booth, a Universityemployee, stocks the salad bar, working diligently

behind the counter. At first glance, Booth is just one ofhundreds of staff members employed by the University.What sets her apart from the rest is that Theresa is a sur-vivor of Hurricane Katrina, one of many who arrived atMurray after the storm hit.

Speaking in a thick ‘Naw-lins’ accent, the 39-year oldAfrican-American recountsthe events of those fatefuldays. Immediately prior tothe disaster, Booth’s familyurged her to leave town.Like many others in NewOrleans at the time, she wasdismissive of the warnings.“They say that every year.That storm ain’t coming,”she said to her family. Whilethey didn’t want to leaveher behind, they had nochoice when they promptlypacked up and headed tem-porarily to Texas withouther. Booth took some cau-tion, though, a fact sheadmits she owes her life to.She left her house to staywith family friends. Booth’shouse was only one floor,while her friend’s was two stories. This way, Booth wasable to seek shelter on the second floor once the cityflooded.

On the night the levee broke, Booth, sleeping on thelower floor, was awakened by cold water entering thehouse at an alarming rate. “It just happened so fast,”she recalls. Awakening the others in the house, thegroup rushed to the second floor but without time tograb food or supplies. One of Booth’s companionsused a cell phone to call for help. “She was so scared,she tried to call the police and the police said, ‘ma’am,we can’t get out there.’” It was then the group beganto understand the extent of the disaster.

After a day and a half of being stranded, rescue final-ly arrived. A small boat picked up Booth and herfriends, taking them to drier land within NewOrleans. A bus then took the group and others to thecity’s convention center. Booth’s family, still in Texas,had no idea whether or not she had survived.

Eventually, a bus arrived and offered to take thosestuck at the center out of town. “I got on a bus, didn’tknow where I was going but I knew I was getting out

of there,” she says. At the endof a long journey, Booth andmany others were dropped offhere in Murray, a place Boothhad never heard of.

Arriving in town, Booth hadnothing but the clothes on herback, her purse and an identi-fication card. Her house andall of her possessions weredestroyed. She had lost every-thing, but was grateful for herlife. “Some people didn’t makeit. I was blessed,” she says.

She gradually adjusted to hernew life. She found a job, aplace to live and reunited withher family, who found her viathe Internet. “I got an inter-view here (at Murray StateUniversity), and I’ve been here

ever since,” she says. A short-order cook in New Orleans, her current job made foran easy transition. “Murray’s way different from backhome, but it’s nice out here,” says Booth. “They havenice people here. I miss home at times, but it’s nice.”

She’s unsure whether or not she’ll move back to NewOrleans. “I know I want to go visit, because I still have(friends and family) down there, but I don’t know ifI’m gonna move back or not."

Still, she’s refused to change her ways. When thesirens blare, warning Murray of a possible tornado,she finds potential shelter but stays put. “It’s not likeI’m gonna jump up and run out of town,” she says,laughing. �

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Ask the Doctor iPrescription Compounding

When is a pill NOT a pill? When is it a pre-scription compound? When the pill pro-duced by a large pharmaceutical com-pany is not the right strength, or when

the patient has trouble ingesting the pill or other med-ication, a different system of delivering the medicineto the system is needed. In short, as Joe Saylor ofPharmacy Incorporated explains, “Things are tailoredto the patients’ needs.”

“Compounding is used when there is not alreadysomething from a drug company,” said BrittanyBrown, a pharmacist at Medical Arts Pharmacy. Shenoted that, sometimes, a pharmacist can compound a

“suspension” which might be just as effective, butmuch less expensive than the drug in pre-packagedpill form.

Many different kinds of people can use prescriptioncompounding, though. “For children who have prob-lems taking medications, you can add flavorings orprovide it in a way so they are more likely to take theprescription and for end-of-life issues, you can specif-ically tailor pain medications,” said Saylor. Manypatients have benefited in the respiratory field as well.“We take two medications that do not come togetherso the patient can use it in one vial as opposed to twoseparate vials and it goes in a nebulizer,” said Saylor.

Prescription compounding provides an oppor-tunity for the patient to take the medication lessfrequently.

“Most chain pharmacies probably do not pro-vide a regular compounding service,” saidDaniel Jones. The reason is that compounding istime consuming and the demand on a pharma-cist’s time is enormous. Also, compoundingspecialists require extra training and must carrya larger inventory of drugs and chemicals, hesaid.

Prescription compounding is seen as a benefitto patients because it improves their lives.“Usually the doctor and the pharmacist deter-mine what is best for the patient in terms ofcompounding,” said Saylor. “If you go back tothe 1700s and 1800s, prescription compoundingwas the only way patients got their medica-tions,” said Saylor. Patients’ needs are put first,which is why compounding is still happening.“There are female hormone replacements forpeople in menopause called bioidentical hor-mone replacement which is very beneficial,”said Saylor. Many options are available.“Compounding pharmacies do creams and gelsbecause there are not a whole lot of strains onthe market,” said Brown. There are medicationson the market now that have been FDA-approved and have side effects leading to deathand other issues.

By: Jamie Lober

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Compounding means the drug is the same but in adifferent form. For example, if something is onlyavailable as a pill, it may be compounded into a liq-uid. Compounders claim to be in it for the right rea-sons. “It is not a situation where the compoundercompounds to make hoards of money; it is a decisionthat you are there to provide a service that no one elseis providing,” said Saylor. Daniel Jones says otherpopular uses for compounding include nasal spraysfor sinus allergies and nicotine lollypops. “Instead of apatch or a pill, you take three or four licks on the lol-lypop to deliver the right dose of nicotine,” he said.Autism patients may need special formulations ofcommercial drugs to avoid the glutens, soy or caseinoften used in the manufacture of pills or other deliv-ery systems.

Compounding is even done for specific breeds ofpets. However, there are some limitations for bothpeople and animals. “If it is a commercially-avail-able product, we cannot compound it because it isavailable from a drug manufacturer,” said Saylor.Compounding for pets is fairly frequent in westKentucky. “If we can add a chicken flavor to antibi-otics or heart worm medications, it makes monthlytreatments much easier for the pet owner,” saidDaniel Jones of Strawberry Hills Pharmacy.Sometimes the compounding might change thedelivery form – using a topical cream instead of alarge commercially available pill, or a lozengeinstead of a topical application that irritates apuppy’s sensitive skin. Drawbacks include the rareoccasion that you may not get the right dose or theremay be an issue with contamination. “When wecompound, we do it in a clean room where you puton gloves, masks and compound a sterile product,”said Saylor. The other pitfall is insurance which cansometimes be a hassle. “A lot of times insurances donot cover compounds but in some things, it is cheap-er to do,” said Brown.

Compounders check for accuracy. “Precautions wetake are double and sometimes triple checking tomake sure the strength of the compound is correct,”said Saylor. One person does not compound by him-self and there is always someone there to verify thecalculations that have been put together. The conver-sation about compounding is worth having with yourdoctor. “There is a benefit to everyone who takes aprescription compound,” said Saylor.

If you're taking any prescription medications, it mightbe time to ask some questions. Your doctor and your

pharmacist will have more information about com-pounding, especially in regard to your specific health-care. This isn't an option for everyone, but it may bejust what you're looking for.

Jamie Lober is a nationally known speaker and writer witha passion for providing information on health topics A-Z.She is president of Talk Health with Jamie and can bereached at [email protected]. �

The information included here is for educational pur-poses only. It is not intended nor implied to be a sub-stitute for professional medical advice. The readershould always consult his or her healthcare providerto determine the appropriateness of the informationfor their own situation or if they have any questionsregarding a medical condition or treatment plan.

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The Conjure-Man Dies: A Mystery Taleof Dark Harlem, by Rudolph Fisher

The first known mystery novel written by an African-American is Rudolph Fisher’s The Conjure-Man Dies:A Mystery Tale of Dark Harlem. Fisher wrote it in 1932, and it was reprinted about ten years ago by theUniversity of Michigan Press. In it Dr. Archer, a Harlem physician, is summoned at about eleven oneevening to a house across 130th Street from his own, where a psychic with the comic name Frimbo has

apparently been killed.

A black homicide detective named Perry Dart is called in, and he and Archer together investigate the murder, inter-rogating the usual small list of suspects, all of them colorful types, including a numbers runner, the undertakerwhose parlor is on the ground floor of the psychic’s office, the undertaker’s beautiful young wife, a Pullman porterfor the New York-Chicago Twentieth-Century Limited, and a drug addict who thinks Frimbo has put a spell on hisdying brother and who admits to trying to put a murderous spell on Frimbo. All those present mention the psy-chic’s hired man, who ushered his clients in and out of the psychic’s presence; this man has apparently disap-peared, and we clever readers begin to suspect that perhaps he doesn’t exist; perhaps the psychic did his own

reception work in disguise. The truth turns out to be a little more complicated, however.

Fisher includes a man seemingly resurrected from the dead, plenty of disguise, the use ofblood testing and dental records to establish identity, a love triangle, and a Harvard-edu-cated African tribal chief.

The story wouldn’t pass the rules of fair-play detective mysteries, where all the suspects haveto be part of the action from the beginning, but there’s hardly a dull

moment. The language is frank for the most part, and the viewfrom the inside of black Harlem society of theaters, poolroomsand psychic parlors is fascinating, as is the view of Africa assomething exotic and unknown. There are a few—not many—topical references; among them one to Lindbergh’s flight, oneonly to the Depression, and one to a “television receptor” inFrimbo’s up-to-date laboratory. But the book is fun because it’s areal period-piece. It feels like the thirties not because its author istrying to recreate an era, but because he’s really writing in the thir-ties, so the speech of black Harlem and all the slang rings true.

Rudolph Fisher was a doctor who wrote novels and short stories.He lived in Harlem and on Long Island, and he is generally con-sidered one of the core figures of the Harlem Renaissance of thetwenties and thirties. He died a couple of years after TheConjure-Man Dies was published. This is his only attempt atmystery fiction.

Michael Cohen has been doing a feature commentary, “UncommonMysteries,” on WKMS for several years. These short mystery reviewsfocus on the unusual or uncommon stories which may be a deviationfrom conventions of the mystery genre, an odd viewpoint or historicalfirst, or a new twist on an old plot device, such as the locked room mur-der or the unwilling amateur detective. This is an excerpt from Cohen'sforthcoming collection of reviews. �

By: Michael Cohen

Uncommon Mystery

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Seen Around Town

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Murray Dining Guide

Applebee’s Neighborhood Bar & Grill 816 N. 12th St. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 759-5551

Asian Buffet638 N. 12th St. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 753-3788

August Moon1550 Lowe’s Dr. . . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 759-4653

Baldy’s Grill901 Coldwater Rd. . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 762-0441

Big Apple Café 1005 Arcadia Circle . . . . . . . . .(270) 759-8866

El Mariachi Loco406 N. 12th St. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 759-9000

El Tequila716 N. 12th St. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 767-0026

Gloria’s World Village Food124 N. 15th St. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 759-3233

HRH Dumplin’s305B S. 12th St. . . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 753-0000

Jasmine Restaurant - Thai & Asian Cuisine506 N. 12th St. Suite E . . . . . . . .(270) 761-8424

Magnolia Tea Room306 Gilbert St. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 492-6284

Hazel, KY

La Cocina Mexicana501 S. 12th St. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 767-1627

Murray

La Cocina Mexicana314 Main St. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . (270) 492-6392

Hazel, KY

Los Portales 506 N. 12th St. . . . . . . . . . . . . ...(270) 767-0315

Quarters200 N. 15th St. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 753-3406

Olive Pit905 Mineral Wells Ave. . . . . . .(731) 642-5030

Paris, TN

Shogun706 N 12th St., Suite 9 . . . . . . .(270) 761-7486

The Keg1051 N 16th St. . . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 762-0040

Tom’s Grille501 N. 12th St. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 753-4521

Tumbleweed Southwest Grill807 Walmart Dr. . . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 873-2300

Vitello’s Italian Restaurant216 N. 15th St.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 759-3663

Aurora Landing Restaurant542 Kenlake Rd. . . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 474-2211

Aurora, KY

Belew’s Dairy BarUS Highway 62 East . . . . . . . . .(270) 354-8549

Aurora, KY

Brass Lantern16593 Hwy. 68 E. . . . . . . . . . . .1-800-474-2770

Aurora, KY

Cindy’s on the Barge888 Kenlake Marina Ln. . . . . . .(270) 474-2245

Hardin, KY

Cypress Springs Resort2740 Cypress Trail . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 436-5496

New Concord, KY

Eagle Nest Marina & Dockside Bar and Grill500 Eagle Nest Rd. . . . . . . . . . .(731) 642-6192

Buchanan, TN

Kentucky Dam Village166 Upper Village Dr. . . . . . . . .(270) 362-4271

Gilbertsville, KY

Largo Bar & Grill4645 Hwy. 119 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(731) 232-8323

Buchanan, TN

Willow Pond Catfish Restaurant16814 Hwy. 68 E. . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 474-2202

Aurora, KY

Ann’s Country Kitchen318 Main St. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 492-8195

Hazel, KY

Bad Bob’s Bar-B-Que806 Chestnut St. . . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 767-0054

Coldwater Bar-B-Que & Catering8284 Hwy. 121 N. . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 489-2199

Cracker Barrel650 N. 12th St. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 762-0081

Crossland Diner3034 Stateline Rd. W. . . . . . . . .(270) 492-6424

Hazel, KY

Domino’s Pizza117 S. 12th St. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 753-3030

With each issue we are including a comprehen-sive list of the wonderful places where youcan eat in Calloway County and the sur-rounding area. We’re hoping this will serve as

a reminder to our residents that you don’t have to go farfor a great meal, and will offer some help to visitors andnewcomers.

We think you’ll find pleasure in the wide variety of stylesand locations available to you. Our listing is organized bycategories of style so you can easily choose the dining thatsuits your taste. If your favorite restaurant isn’t listed,please let us know.

We’ll do our best to keep up. Enjoy!

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Happiness Restaurant412 Main Street . . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 293-4952

Holmes Family Restaurant1901 N. 12th St. . . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 767-0662

Huddle House1514 Hwy. 121 N. . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 759-1712

Hungry Bear 1310 Main St. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 753-7641

Laird’s Bar-B-Que 77 W. Main St. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(731) 247-3060

Puryear, TN

Lynn Grove Country Corner7010 Hwy. 94 W. . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 435-4500

Martha’s Restaurant 1407 N. 12th St. . . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 759-1648

Mary’s Kitchen11205 Stadium View Dr.. . . . . .(270) 759-2036

Matt B’s Main Street Pizza1411 Main St. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 759-1234

Mr. Gatti’s Pizza804 Chestnut St. . . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 753-6656

Mugsy’s Hideout410 Main St. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 767-0020

Nick’s Family Sports Pub614 N. 12th St. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 762-0012

Pagliai’s Pizza970 Chestnut St. . . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 753-2975

Papa John’s Pizza656 N. 12th St. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 753-6666

Pizza Hut1113 Chestnut St. . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 759-4646

Pizza Pro605-C S. 12th St. . . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 767-1199

Renfro’s Hih Burger Inn413 S. 4th St. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 753-1155

Rudy’s, “On the Square”104 S. 5th St. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 753-1632

Ryan’s Steakhouse801 Walmart Dr. . . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 759-3809

Sirloin Stockade922 S. 12th St. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 753-0440

Snappy Tomato Pizza1550 Lowes Dr. . . . . . . . . .(270) 761-7627

Spanky’s9505 Hwy. 641 N. . . . . . . . . . .(731) 247-5527

Puryear, TN

T & J’s Diner2667 St. Rt. 94 E.. . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 753-4826

Tom’s Pizza506-A N. 12th St. . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 753-9411

Arby’s 507 N. 12th St. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 753-8841

Backyard Burgers 801 Paramount Dr. . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 759-2480

Burger King814 N. 12th St. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 759-8266

Burrito Shack214 North 15th St. . . . . . . . . . .(270) 761-4444

Butcher Block1203-C Chestnut St. . . . . . . . . . .(270) 761-MEAT

Captain D’s700 N. 12th St. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 753-9383

Culver’s 818 N. 12th St. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 761-2858

Dairy Queen 1303 Main St. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 753-4925

Dinh’s Vietnamese Eggrolls715 S. 12th St. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 761-7655

Doughnut Hole, The404 S. 12th Street . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 753-4900

Fidalgo Bay Coffee Shop1201 Payne St. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 761-4800

Hardee’s 505 N. 12th St. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 753-3246

KFC205 N. 12th St. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 753-7101

McDonald’s107 N. 12th St. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 753-5548

Murray Donuts506 B North 12th St. . . . . . . . . . .(270) 761-1818

Quizno’s Subs1203 Chestnut St. . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 753-8880

Sammon’s Bakery974 Chestnut St. . . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 753-5434

Sonic Drive-In217 S. 12th St. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 759-9885

Subway622 N. 12th St. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 753-7827

Taco Bell402 N. 12th St. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 753-8758

Taco John’s604 N. 12th St. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 753-9697

Victor’s Sandwiches1301 W. Main St. . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 753-7715

Vitello’s Deli216 N. 15th St. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 759-3663

Wendy’s Old Fashioned Hamburgers1111 Chestnut St. . . . . . . . . . . . .(270) 759-4695

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Ten Tax Tips

Trying to trim your tax bill? If so, here are 10tax-smart strategies to consider:

1. Buy securities with long-term capitalgains potential. The tax savings may be signifi-cant. Long-term capital gains are defined as gainsfrom assets held for more than one year. In 2011 and2012, the tax rate on this type of holding is just 15percent for most investors, i.e. taxpayers in the mar-ginal tax brackets 25% and higher. By contrast, thetax rate on short-term gains and payouts frominvestments that are taxed at your ordinary incometax rate (regardless of the holding period) may be asmuch as 35 percent. The long-term capital gain taxrate for those in lower tax brackets (10% and 15%) is0% for 2011 and 2012.

2. Buy stocks that pay qualifying divi-dends. Qualifying dividends are dividends paid bymost U.S. companies and so-called qualified foreigncorporations. They are taxed at the same rate as yourlong-term capital gains rate. (Other dividends are usu-ally taxed at your ordinary income tax rate). Be awarethat certain requirements must be met in order toenjoy tax savings from qualifying dividends.

3. Consider buying tax-exempt vehiclessuch as municipal bonds. Once upon a time, tax-

exempt securities like municipal bonds were appropri-ate only for the wealthy. But that has changed. Mid-income investors now find them attractive due to theirtax advantage. To determine whether tax-exempts areappropriate for your tax bracket, identify the yield youwould have to earn from a taxable instrument to equalthe yield on a tax-exempt investment with the samecredit rating and maturity date. I will be glad to makethe calculation for you.

4. Consider taking losses on under-per-forming investments. Sell them to offset capitalgains. Trim your tax bill by selling an investmentwhose current value is less than its purchase price.Subtract the loss from capital gains that you receiveon other investments. You can deduct up to $3,000 inlosses in one year and use losses in excess of thatamount in future years.

5. When taking a loss, be wary of the washsale. A wash sale is the process of selling a security at aloss for tax purposes and buying it back within 30 days.IRS rules require investors to wait more than 30 daysbefore repurchasing the security to take the loss.

6. Don’t forget to invest in your IRA. Boththe Traditional and Roth IRA offer significant tax-saving benefits. With a Traditional IRA, earningsgrow tax-deferred, and, depending on your financialeligibility, contributions may be tax-deductible.

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The complexities of building, pre-serving and passing along wealthhave never been greater. Affluentinvestors are increasingly seekingguidance and comprehensive solu-tions that consider their unique cir-cumstances and long-term goals.It’s my pleasure to work with suchindividuals to offer insight, adviceand solutions in helping themreach their goals.

By: Ron Arant, a Financial Consultant for Hilliard & Lyons

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With a Roth IRA, earnings are tax-free when youbegin taking payouts, provided certain conditionsare met.

7. Consider annuities. Once you’ve alreadyinvested the maximum amount allowed in youremployer’s retirement plan at work, and an IRA inyour private investment career, what next? Toshield more income from taxes, consider annu-ities. Why? With an annuity, earnings grow tax-deferred until withdrawn. Annuities come in twotypes: fixed and variable. A fixed annuity is a con-servative choice in that you receive a fixed yieldfor a set period. With a variable annuity, returnsvary from year to year, based on portfolios thatyou select, but you can alter your strategy asneeds and/or risk tolerance change.

8. Consider 529 Plans for collegeexpenses. These state-sponsored plans canhelp you sock money away for projected educa-tion costs, your own or your child’s. Earningsgrow tax-free, and as long as they are used topay qualified higher education costs, can also bewithdrawn free from taxes. Note: Earnings notused for higher education expenses are subject totaxation and a 10% penalty.

9. Know which investments are bestheld in taxable accounts. Given low taxrates on qualifying dividends, stocks and otherassets held more than one year, hold these secu-rities in taxable accounts so you can take fulladvantage of the tax savings. If you own thesesecurities in tax-deferred accounts, you lose thetax benefit because withdrawals are taxed asordinary income.

10. Know which investments are bestheld in tax-deferred accounts. Securitiesthat generate gains or income subject to ordinaryincome tax rates (e.g., taxable income securities,such as corporate and government bonds) aregenerally best held in tax-deferred accounts.

Why? You can at least delay paying taxes on thegains and/or income from these securities until youwithdraw them from the account.

A Final WordBefore deciding to pursue any of these tax-smartideas, make sure that they fit well with your overallfinancial plan. I can help you decide which invest-ment may complement your portfolio, but youshould consult your attorney or tax advisor regard-ing your specific circumstances. �

Hilliard Lyons does not offer tax or legal advice. Please consult your tax advisor or attorney beforemaking any decision that may affect your tax or legal situation. Securities offered through J.J.B.Hilliard W.L. Lyons, LLC. Member NYSE, FINRA & SIPC. ©2007-2009 All rights reserved.

If you own these securities in tax-deferred accounts, you lose the taxbenefit because withdrawals are taxedas ordinary income.

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Day Trips

Flip on any home improvement show. Take noteof what they’re doing. Now, throw all that outthe window. Luxury living shows depictwomen with lacquered lips and nails doing

their best to sell a New York apartment for between 4and 8 million dollars. A new property and homeowner in a Southern town of just over 400, however,has her own sumptuous space, and she’ll tell you howto get it. Just don’t expect it to be in one easy step.

Angela Rowlett is a proud new citizen of Hazel. Herbeautiful apartment and young antique store did not,however come quickly. After completing bachelor’sand master’s degrees in design at the University ofKentucky, Rowlett took a job with the government. Sheworked as an interior designer for the Kentucky

Cabinet for Health and Family Services for three years.

“It was strictly blueprints,” Rowlett said of the job.“You draw the building and then you don’t have anysay-so on the interior. It was a good job out of school,I learned a lot.”

As a young 20-something designer, she had numerousoptions. Instead of heading for the design holy landsof New York or Los Angeles, Rowlett looked to a townabout seven miles from home. She bought a buildingin the ‘strip’ of Hazel in 2007, and moved into her newapartment, right above the store, last November.

Now, Angelique’s Antiques, the store that used to selldry goods when it was built in the late 1800s, is her

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Her retro kitchen uses accents of bright colors, like yellow for an added pop. Rowlett picked up a yel-low bench from a Murray Subway restaurant and now uses it for larger seating at her kitchen table.

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own. Though she would love to, Rowlett has not yetmade antiques her full time job. She also sells insur-ance products across west Kentucky and parts ofTennessee. When she’s not traveling for her insurancejob, she’s roving around to purchase items for thestore. Rowlett said auctions are long and tiresome.She’d much rather find a good source, keep it quiet,and stick with it. “I work a lot less (on antiques) thana lot of people down here do, because that’s all I’vegot time for,” she said, referencing many of her well-established commercial neighbors.

Just a flight of stairs up from herstore is her apartment, and it wasworth the wait. After logisticalplanning, some carpentry lessons,and countless hours of hard work,Rowlett is free to relax in her chicnew space. She said it’s difficult toqualify her style as anything otherthan eclectic. Her kitchen is retro,she has a bit of French Rococoaround the airy loft, and her livingroom has Asian accents adorningthe walls. The few things unitingher apartment are light, space andorganization. Rowlett said soberly,when asked about her posh quar-ters, that fine living is easily attain-able. “When I come in here, I feellike I could be somewhere else,”she said. “But I also like having thesmall town feel. So I think it is whatyou make it.”

Rowlett was practical about the gap between envi-sioning her apartment and finally putting it together.She said she’s been collecting since she was in highschool, when she became interested in antiques. Manyof her favorite pieces came from places close to home.“I’m pretty sure I could name every single piece inhere, and where it came from and, a lot of times, howmuch it cost,” she said with a chuckle as her youngdog, Elvis, rolled in her lap.

She also works on photography projects, when theother jobs allow. Right now, she’s doing some work ona house addition for a friend. Rowlett said she anx-iously awaits the time when she can get back to designas her primary income. Until then, she’s got someadvice for those looking to make their own home asanctuary space. “I would always encourage people tobuy what they like,” Rowlett said. “If it speaks to you,get it, because you’re going to be able to make it workwhen you go home.”

Overall, it’s a matter of patience and trusting one’sown personal taste. Rowlett said her own taste encour-ages functionality as well as personal style. Her largecollection of trinkets and treasures, from vintageschool room light fixtures to barn doors as guestroomwalls, didn’t come quickly. But, Rowlett recalled, at theend of the day, it’s the owner who sees their work themost. “If you like it, that’s really all that matters.” �

Day Trips

Her collection of antique paintings and prints takes up amost of one master bedroom wall.

Baby bed turned into an office settee with used vintage grain and food sacks pillows.

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The calendar of events is provided as a service toour readers. Events, times and contact infor-mation have been verified where possible.Murray Life does not endorse the ratings or

reviews which are provided by the sponsoring organi-zations. To include your event, please contact MurrayLife at [email protected]. All calendar requests muchby received in writing and must be accompanied by atelephone contact number for verification purposes.

Ringling Bros. and Barnum &Bailey: ZING ZANG ZOOMA magical circus experience, where just feet awayfrom their seats audiences will enjoy high-flyingexcitement and pulse-pounding acts combined withperformers of amazing courage and extraordinaryskill. Order your tickets on ticketmaster.com or at theCFSB Center. March, 22 and 23 at 7:30; Mar. 23matinee at 4 p.m.

Froggy Lawn, Garden & FarmShowThis annual tradeshow returns to Murray State! FREEAdmission. CFSB CenterMarch 25-27

Touch a TruckChildren are allowed an up-close view of the vehiclesthat keep a community up and running. There is noadmission charge and the event will be held rain orshine. For more information, call 270.762.0325 or visitwww.murrayparks.org. Chestnut ParkMarch 27, 11:00 a.m.-1:00 p.m.

Molly SweeneyMolly Sweeney was written by Brian Friel who hasbeen recognized as Ireland’s greatest living play-wright. Sweeney is a tale based around three charac-ters’ lives (Molly, her husband, Frank, and her eye sur-geon, Mr. Rice) and how they are intertwined.Through it all we see each characters painful andhappy histories their memories and the events that ledthem to meet. Their stories interweave on stagethreading in and around each others’ lives until theunexpected and touching conclusion to this strikingtale. Suitable for children 16 and over.Wilson Hall 310B Actor’s Studio TheatreMarch 31-April 2, 7:30 p.m.

Murray Bridal ShowLocal Bridal exhibitors return to MSU’s campus.FREE AdmissionCFSB CenterApril 2, 10:00 a.m.-4:00 p.m.

Disney’s Mulan Jr.Travel back to the legendary story-telling days ofancient China with this action-packed stage adapta-tion of Disney’s Mulan, especially for a teenaged cast.The Huns have invaded, and it is up to the misfitMulan and her mischievous sidekick Mushu to savethe Emperor! Mulan is a heartwarming celebration ofculture, honor and a fighting spirit. The score includesfavorites like “Reflection,” “Honor to Us All” and “I’llMake a Man Out of You” as well as new songs thatwill get the audience up on its feet! For tickets, visit:Playhouseinthepark.net Playhouse in the ParkApril 8 & 9, 15 & 16, 22 & 23, 7 p.m.April 10, 17, 24, 2:30 p.m.

All Campus SingGroups compete in a themed-singing competition onthe front steps of Lovett Auditorium. For more infor-mation, please call 270.809.4288Steps of Lovett AuditoriumApril 13, 4:30 p.m.

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Murray Half Marathon Sponsored by Murray-Calloway County Hospital, thehalf marathon course runs through the heart ofMurray including a few county roads in the beautifulback woods of Calloway County. Course is pretty flatwith a few small hills. Great route for first time halfmarathon runners. For more info, call 270.762.1800 orgo to www.runwalkmurray.org April 16, 7 a.m.

Easter on the SquareHave fun at an Easter egg hunt on the downtownsquare! For more info, call 270.759.9474Downtown Court SquareApril 23, 9:30 a.m.

Easter Sunday April 24

A Midsummer Night’s DreamWilliam Shakespeare’s story is a fun-filled tale thatinvolves two sets of couples whose romantic ills arecomplicated still further by their entrance into thewoods where the King and Queen of the Fairies pre-side and cause trouble. A Midsummer Night’s Dreamcontains wonderfully lyrical expressions of love,dreams, and the stuff of both.Robert E. Johnson TheatreApril 28-30, 7:30 p.m., May 1, 2:30 p.m.

Relay for LifeThe American Cancer Society Relay for Life is a life-changing event that gives everyone in communitiesacross the globe a chance to celebrate the lives of peo-ple who have battled cancer, remember loved oneslost, and fight back against the disease.Roy Stewart StadiumApril 29, 7:00 p.m.-April 30, 7:00 a.m.

EVERY DAY IN MURRAY

THE WEST KENTUCKY/WRATHER MUSEUMPreserving the visual and emotional traditions ofthe Jackson Purchase Area. Located at North 16thStreet and University Drive on the campus ofMurray State University, the museum is openMonday through Friday, 8:30 a.m. to 4 p.m., andSaturday, 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. Handicap access. Formore info, call (270) 809-4771.

THE CHERI THEATERMurray’s seven-screen movie theater. For a list ofcurrent movies and times, please call (270 753-3314 or visit www.moviesinmurray.com.

MURRAY STATE UNIVERSITY’S FINE ARTSPresenting a variety of performances from dance toplays, from symphonies to choir concerts. For cur-rent information, call (270) 809-ARTS.

THE CLARA M. EAGLE GALLERYAT MURRAY STATE UNIVERSITYOffering a variety of exhibitions throughout theyear, from student artwork to national tours. Artranges from drawing to sculpture, from photogra-phy to multimedia. For more information, pleasecall (270) 809-6734.

PLAYHOUSE IN THE PARKCalloway County’s 25-year-old community theatre.Playhouse presents a variety of plays throughoutthe year. For detailed information, please call (270)759-1752.

THE MURRAY ART GUILDA nonprofit organization that offers workshops andexhibitions for children and adults. Stop by and seesome of the area artists at work. The Guild is locat-ed in downtown Murray at 500 N. 4th St. For addi-tional information, please call (270) 753-4059.

GLORY BOUND CHRISTIAN MUSIC7-9 p.m. every Thursday at the Weaks Center. Formore information, call Joe Lawrence at(270) 753-5643.

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Downtown Saturday Market BeginsDowntown Murray comes to life early Saturdaymornings when farmers, artisans, and craftsmen linethe Court Square with their finest. Locals and visitorsarrive early to get the best picks consisting of freshproduce, baked goods, crafts and art. Many Saturdaysfeature additional special events such as a car show,Freedom Fest street fair, and the Murray Art Guild’sArts on the Square. For more info, call 270.759.9474Downtown Court SquareMay 7, 7:00 a.m.-12:00 p.m.

Spring Citywide Yard SaleCitywide yard sale, a fundraiser for Freedom Fest,takes place twice a year. To participate, visitwww.tourmurray.com and fill out an application with a$10 donation. Shoppers can buy a $2 map from the CVBat 201 S. 4th St. May 5-7 to find all the greatest deals.May 7, 7:00 a.m.-1:00 p.m.

Mother’s DayMay 8

Murray State UniversityCommencementCFSB CenterMay 14, 10 a.m.

The Carson Four Rivers Center Events

New York Theatre Ballet PresentsAlice in Wonderland FolliesFollow Alice down the rabbit hole for an hour-longdance adventure. The Alice-in-Wonderland Follies, basedupon Lewis Carroll's famous stories Alice's Adventuresin Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass, is present-ed as a series of vignettes in a vaudeville setting (NewYork, circa 1915). This eclectic ballet draws on many dif-ferent dance forms from Irish Step Dancing to AfricanJuba to classical ballet. Tickets are $15 for all adults and$7.50 for all students 18 and under.March 17, 7:00 p.m.

Avenue QAvenue Q is Broadway's smash-hit 2004 Tony Award®- winnerfor Best Musical. Full of heartand hummable tunes, AvenueQ is about trying to make it inNYC with big dreams and atiny bank account. Called"one of the funniest showsyou're ever likely to see" byEntertainment Weekly, Avenue Q features a cast of peo-ple and puppets who tell the story in a smart, risquéand entertaining way. Recommended for ages 13 and up.April 14, 7:30 p.m.

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Visit our Website: www.thecarsoncenter.org Paducah’sworld-class entertainment venue. Please call

(270)450-4444 for tickets or more information on anyof these events. For group sales, call (270)443-9932,

ext. 2242. Box office hours are Monday through Friday,10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Closed Saturday and Sunday.

Note: Open two hours prior to each performance.

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A Most Unwelcome ListBy: Dr. Roger Haney

No doubt everyone has his own list of pet peeves - the irritable little things that make our blood boil, tempers flareand life generally enjoyable as a result. These are not the things, mind you, that we need but don’t have, but thethings we have but don’t need. Some of them, of course, we can do nothing about, e.g. alarm clocks, thundershow-ers, cafeterias and final exams. Others, however, can be carefully nurtured to provide the sort of emotional release

that modern life demands. This list is offered in that spirit.

1.WEATHER REPORTS - Everyone wants to know the likelihood of rain and the projected temperature. But why do weath-ermen have to take ten minutes to tell us that by showing a series of maps of dubious relevance that don’t even teach thenames of the states or their capitals?

2.TURN SIGNALS - The very phrase is misnomer. Signals anticipate events. They provide a warning. Except in Murray.Here, people don’t use them to tell you they’re going to turn. They use them to show you they have turned. So they aren’tturn signals, they’re “turn symptoms.” What’s worse, when you honk at the drivers to advise them of the malfunction,people are so friendly here that they smile and wave back.

3.NEAT DESKS - This represents pre-computer-age thinking that the primary purpose of a desk is to write on rather thanto store things. People who have them probably also have neat minds - everything in its proper place. They are probablythe same people who show up for everything on time.

4.GRATUITOUS GREETINGS - We don’t need them. “Hello” is sufficient. Sowhy do people persist in asking how you are when they greet youand then not waiting around for you to answer?This leads everyone to respond “Fine,”which makes no sense with 10 percentemployed, the rest facing imminentfinancial ruin and the food we’re eatingslowly killing us. The way to stop thispernicious practice is to start tellingpeople how we really are.

5.HEALTHFUL WARNINGS - Everyonealready knows that smoking is bad foryou and exercise is good for you. The peo-ple who do one and not the other don’tcare. And besides, if exercise is so good foryou, why do doctors tell you to get plentyof rest when you’re sick? And where wouldcancer research be today if it weren’t forheavy smokers?

6.PRAYER IN SCHOOLS - This would be fineif we could agree on what to pray about. Weneed prayer about the schools - not in them.What we need in them is education.

7.LISTS OF THINGS - Lists are only good forgrocery shopping and short answer exams. Asan indication of what life has been, is, or shouldbe, multiple choice is much more useful. Butthat’s another list. �

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