Murphys Laws of Locksmithing

Murphy’s Laws of Locksmithing

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Whatever the customer has told you to prepare for the service call will be

wrong.


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A broken lock will always work when demonstrated for the locksmith.




A dropped part will always roll to the exact geographic center of the largest

available object for it to roll under.




The probability of the loss or breakage of any part is directly proportional to the

difficulty of getting a replacement part.




Parts that are difficult to install will freely fall out on their own.




Parts that go in easily will be extremely hard to remove, and removal will be

necessary to accomplish the needed repair.




The number of customers that visit your shop is inversely proportional to the number

of employees you have to wait on them.




The probability of an auto lockout varies directly with the intensity of the

rain.




The length of time it takes to open a vehicle or pick a lock varies directly with the number of television and movie characters your customer claims can do it in

only a few seconds.



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The number of witnesses available is inversely proportional to the skill you

demonstrate.




The probability of having someone closing a safe and spinning the dial while you have the back of the lock off will vary

directly with the square of the number of people you tell not to touch the safe while you get something out of the truck.




The more difficult the customer, the more locksmiths he called.



I want it open fast and cheap. Who wants the gig?


No matter how low you bid the job there is always some guy out there

willing to do it for less.




Your best apprentice will quit and open a shop across the street and cut your prices. The one who is un-trainable will stay with you forever.




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