Moonah Links Results Moonah Links Results Moonah Links Results www.foothillsgolf.com.au Newsletter September 2013 ARBN 0008532C Ian Falconer WINNER Michael Elliot THIRD Larry Adami SECOND Larry Adami Michael Elliot GOLFERS OF THE MONTH Wayne Murray NAGA Andrew Manning DUMMY SPIT Ian Falconer 4 15 Larry Adami 2 14 Michael Elliot 2 13 Mark Oen 1 12 Danny Lamb 0 11 Clint Bryant -1 10 Joe Fekete -2 9 Dean Glatzer -2 8 Denis Hyslop -3 7 Rob Laurie -3 6 Brenden Schuring -3 5 Andrew Robertson -3 5 Rod Crisfield -3 5 David Castles -3 5 Bob Laurie -3 5 Stuart Ray -4 5 Andrew Manning -4 5 Cheran Sugathapala -4 5 Danny Boxell -5 5 Adam Was -5 5 Stephen Thompson -6 5 David Lee -6 5 Andrew Wylde -7 5 Darren Bergwerf -8 5 Jason Bowyer -8 5 Jayson Scanlon -8 5 Shayne Elso -11 5 Jason Cooksley -11 5 Les Major -11 5 Gary Veale -13 5 Wayne Murray -13 5
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Eagles Nest Andrew Manning—6th Hole (460mtr) Faaarrrkk.
Committee Notice
Thanks to all Members who turned out to the Burwood -Drummond Golf evening, some great specials were had
and James (Store Manager) was kept busy. The Foothills Committee would like to thank James for opening his
doors to us after hours and spending time answering all our questions regarding equipment etc.
With Foothills specials including up to “25% discount” off (and the club itself receiving a small commission), it was
well worth the drive through the bucketing rain…
Thanks James.
Drummonds—Burwood is a supporter of Foothills Social Golf Club, so next time you need your clubs re gripped or a club professionally
fitted.. James and his team will make sure it’s done right...
Tony Watson is currently seeing some of the “Nicer” areas of
France, and sent this photo back, he decided this was NOT going to
be one of them….
One could only imagine the horror, hey Bergy...
Next Game
Editors Mailbag
Date 6th October
Course address Settlers Run is located at 1 Settlers Run, off Pearcedale Road, in
Botanic Ridge (formerly part of Cranbourne South),
Melways Ref 133 C11.
Assembly time 7:45am
NOTE: New tee time due to 2 tee start - disregard pocket fixture.
Members $ $70
Visitors $ $80
Carts $40 Self Book - 9785 6072
Event Shoot out Semi Final - Ambrose
Lunch Hot Meal in Clubhouse.
Booking closure date 26th September 8:00PM
Online - Foothills Social Golf Club Web Site.
On Friday, A hooded robber burst into a bank and, at gunpoint, forced the tellers to load their cash into a plain brown bag. As the robber approached the door, one brave customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robber's face.
Without a moment's hesitation the robber shot the customer. He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him.
The robber instantly shot & killed her also. Everyone in the bank, by now horrified, stared down at the floor in silence. The robber yelled, "Well, did anyone else see my face?" There was a long moment of dead silence in which everyone was terrified to speak. Then, one old Australian named Brenden cautiously raised his hand and said, "My wife got a pretty good look at you !!!!."
"My wife asked me what I was doing on the computer last night.
I told her I was looking for cheap flights.
"I love you!" she said, and then she got all excited, quickly undressed and we had the most amazing sex ever, which is odd because she's
never shown an interest in darts before. "
My wife said that she was leaving me because I always exaggerate.
I was so shocked I almost tripped over my cock.
I said to the wife, “Get me a newspaper”
“Don't be silly,” she said “You can borrow my iPad”