May 2011 Catalog

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May 2011 CatalogSeltzer Seltzer

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Pen Features

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Sleek, Modern, with High-Quality Components Jumbo Ink Supply - The Ink Cartridge Fills TheEntire Pen Barrel Writes 1.7 Meters a Day for 7 Years Super Smooth Black Ink

Long-life Tip Manufactured in Switzerland A portion of each sale will go to environmentalcauses- Seltzer supports Earthjustice, whichdefends the rights of the environment.

PEN-014PEN-010PEN-004 PEN-007PEN-001 PEN-015PEN-011PEN-005 PEN-008PEN-002WhaleIce CreamSkull Coffee LightningGlasses CiaoOwlBee Blossom SwordPunctuation

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SCENIC

DRIVE

49MILE

taxi co$.50 a mile

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Remember to stop and eat the roses.

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Snail mail. (I wouldve texted but my thumbs were sore.)

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Chocolate is the answer. (e question is prey much irrelevant.)

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If you cant x it with duct tape or a martini it aint worth xing.

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is calls for a Bloody Mary.

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e world is your oyster. And who doesn't love a

good shuck?

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lets jam

Yer on!

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We make a great duo.

Nothing is as relaxing as yoga. (Except maybe a mojito.)

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Just wanted to say cello.

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It was either send a card or drunk dial you.

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e sun is always shining somewhere in the world.

(Let's just hope it's on you and not some evil bitch.)

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Life is messy. Wear a smock!

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If we were in prison I'd watch your back. I would totally shiv someone if they dissed you.

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Stay golden.

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If I was a dog, I would so lick your face right now.

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Greetings!

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Youre erce.

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You Rock.

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Id le you under "S" for Sweetie!

S

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Wishing you all the owers, and none of the weeds.

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Screw it. Lets have a drink.

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Many a problem is solved over beer. Too bad no one ever thinks

to write down the solutions.

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When I think about you, I perk right up.

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We need to hang out. I havent done any

trash-talking in days.

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Another glass of wine, please. I need the antioxidants.

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Admit it.is card is so so so much beer

than a facebook post.

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Time to go wild.

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Time to show o.It is your birthday aer all!

My secret to success? Never forget a womans birthday.

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Have a Birthday of Epic Proportions.

So you bent the time space continuum and youre a year younger?

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I hope you do something classier than beer and wings this year.

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Squid FolkHere to play a lile diy for your Birthday.

Have a kickin birthday.

Nothing washes

down birthday cake like,

Watahh!

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"Okay, puppy. Once a year you get steak. Don't ask why, just wag your tail like crazy."

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appy-Hay irthday-Bay!

BD-S01-PEACOCKIts all about you today. Enjoy every minute!

BD-S02-DON JUANWishing you much love and adoration on your Birthday.

BD-S07-WHALEWishing you a Happy Birthday!

Big time.

NEW BD-S09-TIME SPACEYoure amazing.

NEW BD-S08-CLASSY ROOSTERHave a posh birthday.

NEW BD-S10-SQUID FOLKHope your Birthdays a foot-stompin

good time.

BD-002-WATAHHHave a kickin Birthday

BD-S05-WAG TAILBring on the Birthday treats,

its your special day.

BD-S06-PIG LATINTranslation: Happy Birthday!

Hope its antastic-Fay

BD-013-MOLECULESGood job on another year well lived. Happy Birthday.

BD-014-STAGESIm glad youre taking it so well.

Happy Birthday!

BD-01V-DEBAUCHERYHeres to you. Happy Birthday!

BD-020-CONSTELLATIONSHave a stellar birthday.

BD-019-BANANATreat yourself to something special.

Happy Birthday.

Good job on another year well lived. Happy Birthday!

You've sustained metabolic processes for yet another year.

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1. Shock At how cheap your friends are. 2. Denial Your butt can get any bigger. 3. Bargaining Over which young celebrity youd most like to change places with. 4. Depression At the number of candles on your cake. 5. Acceptance Of one too many free drinks.

Five Stages of Birthday

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Well split me in two and cover me in ice cream.Its your Birthday!

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in cel

ebration of

your birthday

DE

BAUCHER

Y

this calls for unmitigated

cheers

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LibraSept 24 to Oct 23

SagitariusNov 23 to Dec 21

ScorpioOct 24 to Nov 22

CapricornDec 22 to Jan 20

PiscesFeb 20 to March 20

AquariusJan 21 to Feb 19

AriesMarch 21 to April 20

TaurusApril 21 to May 21

GeminiMay 22 to June 21

CancerJune 22 to July 23

LeoJuly 24 to August 23

VirgoAugust 24 to Sept 23

Cake

Party Hat

Gift

Balloon

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BIRTHDAY

Vegan Birthday Cake

NOTMILK

YolkyDokeyEgg-FreePowder

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seltzergoods.com HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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BD-032-SKULL FLAGKeep on rockin on.

BD-023-VEGANNo animals were harmed in the making of this Birthday greeting.

BIRTHDAY

triple shot, half caff,

2%, no foam, extra

hot, shade grown,

organic, fair trade,

caramel, lightly

sweetened, vanilla,

white chocolate

latte in a medium

cup with a dash

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just a tiny swirl of

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BD-034-COFFEEI hope your Birthday is exactly how you like it.

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mee mee mee mee mee mee meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Weeeee!

Its amazing youve made it this far.Throw your tentacles in the air! Wave em like you just dont care!

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BD-040-OPERAIts all about you alright.

Happy Birthday.

BD-045-SQUIDHope your Birthday is one big

party.

BD-042-SCISSORSMay your good fortune continue. Happy Birthday.

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I picked this for you myself.

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BD-048-PICKThe card, I mean. Happy Birthday.

BIRTHDAY NINJAalways cuts a perfect slice

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BD-049-NINJALooks like another Birthday has

snuck up on you. Enjoy!

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You say your Birthday is no big deal, but your subconscious is flipping out.

Wishing You, Your Id And Your EgoA Super Birthday.

BD-050-FREUDWishing You, Your Id And Your

Ego a Super Birthday.

Some things you never forget how to do.

Like celebrating!Happy Birthday.

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BD-055-BIKELike celebrating!Happy Birthday.

BD-056-CYMBAL MONKEYBirthdays are so exciting!

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Make crazy monkey face.

Clap your cymbals.

Stop the celebration just short of flinging

your own poop around the room.

1.

2.

3.

BD-058-DORKAnd by Stud I mean Dork

BD-057-STACHEA very Happy Birthday

to you.

My, youve matured.

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Happy Birthday, Stud.

BD-059-PIGEON SKATEBOARDHave an awesome Birthday!

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Time to break out your best moves.

BD-060-HAMSTER WHEELIts your Birthday!

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Time to get a little crazy.

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It's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.

-Abraham Lincoln

BEANS & RICE

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Salsa! Salsa! Salsa!

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Beans & Rice

BD-068-ABEIn other words, Abe thinks you should go out and party.

Happy Birthday.

BD-069-B&R PIATAHappy Birthday!

BD-070-B&R SALSAIts your Birthday. Keep it spicy!

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BIRTHDAY

Its Your Birthday,High Five!

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Happy BirthdaySalami Bear

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Should Be An Excellent Year.

A few of us are going to a bar for your birthday.

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the journey continues...

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Wishing you the richest, most delicious boyfriend ever.

Im so pumped for your Birthday!

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Taking pills from an unmarked bole in someone's medicine cabinet does

not make it a "surprise party".

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I wanted to be the first to wish you a Happy Birthday!

Its not a birthday party without

The Party Chicken

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Birthday Girls drink free!

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Wish as big as you possibly can.

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BD-072-HIGH FIVEOr not. We dont have to

be total dorks.

NEW BD-076-SALAMI BEARChomp Chomp Yay!

BD-073-BERETHappy Birthday.

I hope your celebration is trs magnifique

NEW BD-074-BIRTHDAY BEERSYou should come too!

NEW BD-077-BIKE JOURNEYHappy Birthday!

Hope youre enjoying the ride.

NEW BD-078-HOLD YOUR HAIRHave a night not to remember!

NEW BD-079-RICH CAKEDid I say boyfriend? I meant Birthday cake.

NEW BD-083-PUMPEDIll be dancing like Ive never danced before.

NEW BD-080-SURPRISE PARTYThats why I suggest you bring your own.

Happy Birthday!

NEW BD-084-BIRTHDAY COFFEEHope I didnt wake you!

NEW BD-081-PARTY CHICKENBet your ass hes

here for a good time!

NEW BD-082-BLONDIECan I borrow your ID?

NEW BD-075-WISH BIGBut blow softly, no one likes spit

on their cake.

NEW BD-085-SWEET CANDYHappy Birthday

NEW BD-086-BUBBLESWishing you lots and lots of fun.

Seriously. Youre only a day older than yesterday.

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Dont have a cow.

BD-071-COWHappy Birthday

Enjoy the (wait for it...) mooment.

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BIRTHDAYS.

JUST ANOTHER

CONSPIRACY

DREAMED UP

BY THE

GREETING CARD

INDUSTRY.BD-F01conspiracy

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FIZZ

BD-F01-CONSPIRACY But Im happy to play along.

Have a great Birthday!

BD-F02-REAPERLive it up! Its your Birthday!

NEW BD-087-VANILLAUnless you want it to be. Then I hope its over-the-top vanilla!

BD-F03-HANGOVERCheers to you on this festive occasion! Happy Birthday

SICK OF

GETTING OLDER

EVERY YEAR?

SURE BEATS THE

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FIZZ

OF COURSE YOU FEEL

OLDER THE DAY AFTER YOUR BIRTHDAY.

IT'S CALLED A HANGOVER.

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Welcome to AdulthoodMAZEL TOV

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NUN Player receives bupkis.

HEH You win half the pot. Not bad.

GIMEL You win the entire pot. Mazol Tov!

Inside Greeting:Happy Chanukah

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For the latke lover in you.

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Happy Chanukah!

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Eight days of light from one days fuel.Miracle or top-notch energy eciency?

CHANUKAH

More holiday on the next page

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HOL-023-DOG SWEATERHOL-023-BX (Boxed)

Have a warm and fuzzy Season.

HOL-021-NUTCRACKERHOL-021-BX (Boxed)Enjoy the spirit of the season.

HOL-022-COLOR WHEELHOL-022-BX (Boxed)

Have a bright and colorful Season.

Excuse me, little help with this?

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cranberries

red wine

pine needles

gold ribbon

frost

pepperm

ints

mint jelly

velvet trim

sugar p

lums

starry night cand

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icicles

yule log

amaryllis

sweet potato pie

fire light

Please dont make me go to the dog park like this.

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Ive got your package right here.

When Santa gets cranky.

HOL-030-CRANKY SANTAHOL-030-BX (Boxed)

Wishing you cheer thewhole Season long.

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Warmest Greetings

COCOABrooklyn

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Beans and Rice on Ice

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For the record, I didntrun over anybodys grandma.

HOL-032-B&R ON ICEHOL-032-BX (Boxed)

Wishing you a Seasonfull of friends and joy.

NEW HOL-036-PIEHOL-036-PIE (Boxed)Have a delectable season and

a delicious new year.

NEW HOL-037-TREE WHITEHOL-037-TREE WHITE (Boxed)

Peace and joy to one and all!

HOL-033-RUN OVER HOL-033-BX (Boxed)

Seasons Greetings and a Happy New Year!

HOL-031-COCOA TOWERHOL-031-BX (Boxed)

Hope your Season is sweet and toasty!

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Sensational

Yummy

Colorful

Heartwarming

Delightful

Nostalgic

Delectable

Sweet

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May your tidings be good, your bells

jingling and your halls totally decked.

NEW HOL-034-STOCKINGSHOL-034-STOCKINGS(Boxed)

Hopefully your season will be spent warm and happy.

NEW HOL-035-CANDY CANESHOL-035-CANDY CANES(Boxed)

(Outside: sweet,delectable,etc.)Hope your Christmas is every

flavor of wonderful.

Wishing you joy, a lot of it.

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Seasons Greetings.

taxi co$.50 a mile

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HOLIDAY PARTY ETIQUETTE

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Wishing you joy and revelry. Happy Holidays.

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Rudolph Switches ToCompact Fluorescent.

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HOL-010-SQUIRRELSHOL-010-BX (Boxed)Seasonss Greetings.

HOL-013-TAXIHOL-013-BX (Boxed)Enjoy all the festivities.

HOL-019-LLAMASHOL-019-BX (Boxed)

Have a warm and colorful Holiday.

HOL-014-MISTLETOEHOL-014-BX (Boxed)

Wishing you joy and revelry.

HOL-018-FLUORESCENTHOL-018-BX (Boxed)

Wishing you a never ending supply of joy this Holiday.

Have a warm and colorful Holiday.

All Dressed For The Season

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HOLIDAY

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NEW HOL-038-CARD WREATHHOL-038-CARD WREATH (Boxed)

Theres always room for a little more cheer.

NEW HOL-039-ORBSHOL-039-ORBS (Boxed)

Peace and joy to one and all!

NEW HOL-040-ORNAMENTSHOL-040-ORNAMENTS (Boxed)

Wishing you a splendid season.

NEW HOL-041-MUG OF CHEERHOL-041-MUG OF CHEER (Boxed)

Just wanted to chime in and wish you a joyous Season.

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Please add this ver

y merry

greeting to your co

llection.

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happy happymerry merry

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Wishing you a mug full of love and good cheer.

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HOL-A01foxy fox

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Three french hens.

Two turtle doves.

Sounds like a tasty menu!

And a partridge in a pear tree.

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Peace on earth

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HOL-S01-STIRRINGHOL-S01-BX (Boxed)

Enjoy every morsel of the Season!

HOL-S02-GEESEHOL-S02-BX (Boxed)

Have a warm and merry Season.

HOL-A02-ICE BUNNIESHOL-A02-BX (Boxed)

Have a most joyful season.

HOL-S05-KITTENS IN MITTENSHOL-S05-BX (Boxed)Seasons Greetings

HOL-S06-CALLING BIRDSHOL-S06-BX (Boxed)...are calling to wish you Seasons Greetings!

NEW HOL-S07-XYLOPHONEHOL-S07-XYLOPHONE-BX (Boxed)

Just wanted to chime in and wish you a joyous Season.

NEW HOL-S08-SATELLITEHOL-S08-SATELLITE-BX (Boxed)Wishing you an absolutely perfect Christmas!

HOL-S03-ICICLEHOL-S03-BX (Boxed)

Get carried away in the spiritof the Season!

So many temptations, no one can avoid them all.

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Uh oh.

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Kiens in miens and other warm fuzzy wishes.

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Four Calling Birds...Its beginning to sound a lot like Christmas.

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As an unexpected bonus, Santa adjusted the satellite TV

just right.

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Maybe there was a creature stirring aer all.

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Honk if you love Christmas!

HOL-A01-FOXY FOXHOL-A01-BX (Boxed)Have a fantastic season!

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Price List Per Display36 Pens................................................................................$126.00Display....................................................................................$16.50 Offset - 6 free pens...............................................................FREETotal......................................................................................$142.50

Price List Per Display36 Magnet Sets..................................................................$180.00Display.....................................................................................$18.00 Offset - 3 free magnet sets..................................................FREETotal (39 magnet sets + display)....................................$198.00

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36 Pocket Spinner (White)36 Styles @ $10.50 Half-Dozen...$378.00Display..................................................$65.75Offset - 3 Half-Dozen Cards...............FreeTotal...................................................$443.75

24 Pocket Spinner (White)24 Styles @ $10.50 Half-Dozen...$252.00Display.................................................$54.25Offset - 2 Half-Dozen Cards...............FreeTotal...................................................$306.25

70 Pocket Spinner (Wood)70 Styles @ $10.50 a Dozen..........$735.00Display................................................$289.00Offset - 6 Half-Dozen Cards................FreeTotal..................................................$1024.00

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