March 2010

March 2010

(Metamorphosed Mallus - Contd. from Page 2)

For the skeptical few, who still doesn't grasp the intricacies of Yothvam, answer the following Questionnaire:1) Do you substitute "Yo" in place of "Hello" as a common salutation ?2) Do you know the different sub genres of hip2) Do you know the different sub genres of hip-hop/rap but never cared or heard about Rafi or Yesudas ?3) Do you despise your Mothertongue as it is doesn't roll around in your mouth when being spoken ?4) Do you consider applying Deos superior to having a bath ?5) Does the prospect of sipping a Tuborg with a lighted cigarette entice you ?

If the answer to two or more questions is a "yes", If the answer to two or more questions is a "yes", welcome to the club of Wannabe Mallus. The most widely prevalent group of Mallus who find Nirvana in listening to Death Metal without even distinguishing between Bass and Rhythm Guitars. We today are proudly presenting to you an interview with Sash, one of the few high-pro-file Yos to recently hit the townfile Yos to recently hit the town

Editor: Hello, Sash. Glad that you are here.Sash : Dude, Wasn't even a prob. Am honored man.

Editor: What do you do for a living ?Sash: I Party man. Burn the dance floor, Rock the nights.

Editor: Does it bother you that you are answering in phrases, carefully avoiding complete sentences ?Sash: Well, I guess no one is complete. Ya gotta have some imperfections

Editor: What is your name ?Sash: Its ob, na? Sash !

Editor: Err, I mean, thats what you are known by. Editor: Err, I mean, thats what you are known by. I wanted to know what your birth name is.Sash : Ma parents are big Apple fanbois. They add an 'i' whenever they name.

Editor: Uh ? iSash, no, oh.. Sashi ?Sash : Be quiet. Ma girl doesn't know

Editor: More on your past, I heard that you sat Editor: More on your past, I heard that you sat through your Xth thrice ?Sash : I gotta go.. (Takes out phone)

Editor: And that you are well known by the alias "Purampokku Sashi" ?Sash : Dude, Look.. you're..

Editor: (Excited and cutting Sash short)And that Editor: (Excited and cutting Sash short)And that you had given your neighbour a love letter copied from an English novel ?Sash : Well, I was romantic from my teens..

Editor: Might be, but the interesting part was the rumor that your neighbour made you join an English courseSash : (Getting extremely uncomfortable).. Yeah, My Sash : (Getting extremely uncomfortable).. Yeah, My sweetheart thought I was a natural in English.

Editor: Oh, really ? I heard that she made the decision based on your abysmal skills in han-dling the language ?Sash : (Sweating, Swearing and Stuttering). Ah, Past is gone. No talk about it..

Editor: Ah, You are showing true colors. Infact I have a copy of the very same letter. Let me read it.

My dear lovely Susy,

You are the liver of my liver. The eye of the You are the liver of my liver. The eye of the eyes. In the previous birth also, I loved you. My love is as higher than sky. Sun may off, Earth stop turn, but my love is there. Standing like Dravid. No movement. It is purer than White. Deeper than wells. Softer than Sponge. My susy, you love me ?

I love if you loved II love if you loved I

With ummas,Shashiyettan

Unfortunately we couldn't complete the interUnfortunately we couldn't complete the inter-view as the last thing we saw of Shash was he dashing out through the front door. Reports in-dicate that Shash had moved on to greener pas-tures, abandoning the Garden City and moving North.

- Rahul Pisharody

Some were even reluctant to leave the place at the end (they were later on forcefully carried home :P). However, there was something that hurt the XME-Cians. Many of them did not like Kingfisher spon-soring such a noble cause. Few of them also decided that they would no more mobilize any part of their salary into the economy through the hands of Mallya saab (God knows how long Kingfisher will have to face this ban from these Tweeps)

-Scaria Kurian

Enthayaalum ellaa somanmaareyum adhikam veruppikkathareethiyilulla unmadhavrithi aayi-runnu avide! Africayil ninulla oru changaathi swarnam nediya kadhakal orupaadu angu ittu alakkumbozhum somanmar athmabalam kaivediyaathe aa Mumbaiyile Bhaaratheeyarku (Mumbai Indians) vendi aarpu vilichu. Chuttum ullavar ellaavarum Mallya swamiyude anuyaayullavar ellaavarum Mallya swamiyude anuyaay-ikalaanelum (RCB Fans) athonnum kanak-kiledukkaathe aa Mumbaiyile Bhaaratheeyarku vendi avar thonda pottum vare jai vilichu.

Somanmaar bhodham povunnathuvare poraadi. Idakku vachu nammude chila suhruthukkal aa somarasappeedika mothamaayi kaanan poya thakkathinu nammude africayile changaathi oru Raajakeeya Angamkurikaarude (RCB) chuvanna ponnaada udutha yuvathiyumaayi narma samb-haashanathil erpettu avale pidichu aduthiruthi. Kandapaathi kaanatha paathi ella somanmarum Kandapaathi kaanatha paathi ella somanmarum swarnam nediya kadhakal angeekarikkum enna nilayilaayi. Appozhum nammude Chacko maashum kootarum aarpu vilikkunnundayirun-nu. Kali potti Angamkurikkaarude vayilirikku-nathum kettu ella somanmarum peedikayil ninum irangi.

Ella kolaahalangalum kazhinjappozhaanu nam-mude Puli-Vaahananmaar (Police) purathu eraye pidikkaan nilkunnu enna vaartha parannathu. Parakke paribraanthi unarthiya aa vaarthayum kettu randum kalpichu somanmaar Pulivaah-ananmareyum vettichu veettilethi.

- Raveendra Pai G-