Lily's Takeover

Lily's TakeoverBy Joseph Wang

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BLAIR: Why is it always taking over the world with you?

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LILY: It's a passion...

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LILY: ...an ideal.

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LILY: And this time we'll do it using this book.

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LILY: Which I took from your room.

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BLAIR: Book from my room....

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BLAIR: ...wait....

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BLAIR: LILY NO!!!LILY: Oh come on, it's just a few zombies...

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LILY: ...Who'll raid that town!

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BLAIR: I disapprove.LILY: Yeah yeah, that's great.

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LILY: Now let's see here...

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LILY: How the heck do you pronounce that?

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LILY: tlas, redwop yrruc,

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LILY: reppep enneyac, ruolf tunaep,

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LILY (offscreen): cilrag decnim, hcrats acoipat,

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LILY (offscreen): etsap otamot,

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LILY (offscreen): ragus nworb,

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LILY (offscreen): ecuas yos,

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LILY: redic,

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LILY: rageniv,

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LILY: rettub tunaep

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LILY: Wait...

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LILY: ... is this a peanut chicken recipe backwards?

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BLAIR (offscreen): Does it matter?

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LILY (offscreen): Guess not.

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LILY: Sweet, sweet.

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BLAIR: I think there's a problem with the quality of these zombies.

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BLAIR: They seem a bit...

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BLAIR: fragile.

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BLAIR: Oh... oh dear

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LILY: Meh, I'm a gambler!

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WOMAN: AHHHHHHHH...

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WOMAN: AHHHHHHHH...

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WOMAN: AHHHHHHHH...

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WOMAN: AHHHHHHHH ZOMBIES!

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ZOMBIES: *Moan...*

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MAN: Quick, come with me!

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MAN: A brisk walking pace is your best weapon against them.

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MAN: Let's go!

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OLD MAN: Come back here you whipper snappers.

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LILY: Aw man... really?

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BLAIR: So, now what?

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LILY: I think YOU should go help them

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BLAIR: Help them? This was YOUR plan, not mine.

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(LILY and BLAIR Argue)BLAIR: I don't even care about world domination!LILY: It's your spell, it's as much your problem as it is mine!BLAIR: You shouldn't even be using my books!LILY: You shouldn't leave your door unlocked!

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(LILY and BLAIR Argue)BLAIR: It WAS locked!LILY: Details!BLAIR: You couldn't even pronounce the spell right.LILY: Maybe if your handwriting was decent.

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(LILY and BLAIR Argue)BLAIR: You ALWAYS do this!LILY: OK FINE!

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LILY: Let's go check it out.

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LILY: Seriously?

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LILY: Oh COME ON!!!

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LILY: Ugh... could these guys be any more stupid?

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LILY: No....

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LILY: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?

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LILY: How?!

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LILY: How is this possible?!

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LILY: You should be ashamed of yourself!ZOMBIE: *confused sad moan*

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BLAIR: Well considering they're just corpses, they're not doing that bad...

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LILY: Not that bad?

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LILY: NOT THAT BAD?!

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LILY: DO YOU SEE THEM?!

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ZOMBIE: *cat call whistle*

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LILY (offscreen): Ahhhhh!!!!!

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LILY(cont): Ahhhhhh!!!!

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LILY(cont):Ahhhhh!!!!

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LILY: YOU

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LILY: ARE

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LILY: A

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LILY: ZOMBIE!!!

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LILY: ACT THE PART!BLAIR: Lily NO!

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BLAIR: They're already dead!

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LILY: I don't care! Let me have this!

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LILY: That wasn't as satisfying as I had hoped.BLAIR: Please put that down.

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LILY: Why!? This was supposed to work.BLAIR: Ah, I'm sure it's not that bad

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LILY: Ooh!

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LILY: Do it.

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LILY: Come on.

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LILY: Do it!

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BLAIR: Oh, so close.

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LILY: This was a mistake...

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LILY: Let's go home.

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BLAIR: Hold up a sec!

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BLAIR: We cant just leave these guys here!

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BLAIR: Oh jeez!

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BLAIR: We gotta clean this up!

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BLAIR: Oh shoot!

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BLAIR: Wait for me!

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LILY: This all started with this stupid book!

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LILY: I should never have stolen you!

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LILY: Huh?

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LILY: Hehehehe.

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BLAIR: What's up?

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LILY: I have a new plan.BLAIR: Oh?

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BLAIR: Oh no....

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LILY: This'll be my best plan yet!