Life's Lessons from Social Media - Palm Desert...Life’s Lessons from Social Media We will never change the world by going to church. We will only change the world by being the church.

Life’s Lessons from Social Media

We will never change the world by going to church.

We will only change the world by being the church.

People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude.

My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.

I stress about stress before there’s even stress to stress about.

Then I stress about stressing over stress that doesn’t

need to be stressed about.

It’s stressful.

I stress about stress before there’s even stress to stress about.

Then I stress about stressing over stress that doesn’t

need to be stressed about.

It’s stressful.

(Sound of can opening)

WIFE: You’re drinking a beer this early?

HUSBAND: C’mon…It’s Super Bowl Sunday.

WIFE: But we’re still at church.










Struggle is nothing more than effort laced

with negative emotion.

Patience is the calm acceptance that things can happen

in a different order than the one you have in mind.

Almost all fear is just bad management of your mind.

I use to be a fountain of information, now I’m a cesspool of useless facts.

If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else.

Ships don’t sink because of the water around them; ships sink because of the

water that gets in them.

Don’t let what’s happening around you get inside you and weigh you down.

Good Sailors are not made from calm seas.

Some days I can conquer the world.

Other days it takes me three hours to convince myself to shower.

I stopped looking for the light. Decided to become it instead.

Yesterday I was clever and wanted to change the world.

Today I am wise so I am changing myself.

The key to happiness is letting each situation be what it is…

instead of what you think it should be.

A mistake repeated more than once

is a decision.

If you’d never heal from what hurt you,

you’ll bleed on people who didn’t cut you.

Buy your daughter a pony before she brings home a jack ass.













(Sound of can opening) WIFE:

You’re drinking a beer this early? HUSBAND:

C’mon…It’s Super Bowl Sunday. WIFE:

But we’re still at church.

Struggle is nothing more than effort laced

with negative emotion.

Patience is the calm acceptance that things can happen

in a different order than the one you have in mind.

Almost all fear is just bad management of your mind.

I use to be a fountain of information, now I’m a cesspool of useless facts.

If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else.

Ships don’t sink because of the water around them; ships sink because of the

water that gets in them.

Don’t let what’s happening around you get inside you and weigh you down.

Good Sailors are not made from calm seas.

Some days I can conquer the world.

Other days it takes me three hours to convince myself to shower.

I stopped looking for the light. Decided to become it instead.

Life's Lessons from Social Media - Palm Desert...Life’s Lessons from Social Media We will never change the world by going to church. We will only change the world by being the church.

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