Life Quotes - with singing cats

WITH SINGING CATS

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year.

Life is short. Eat dessert first.

How long a minute is, depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.

Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day,how come nothing is free yet?

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.

Some mistakes are too much funto only make once.

Let us endeavor to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

We could learn a lot from crayons:some are sharp, some are pretty, someare dull, some have weird names, andall are different colors...but they allexist very nicely in the same box.

There will be two dates on your tombstone, and all your friends will read them, but all that's gonna matter is that little dash between them.

A truly happy person is one who canenjoy the scenery on a detour.

Keep a SMILE on your face and a SONG in your heart!A smile, is a sign of joy.A hug, is a sign of love.A laugh, is a sign of happiness.

And a friend like me?, Well that's just a sign of good taste!!We'll be friends until I am senile.Then we'll be new friends.

Have a nice day!