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Leighann Lord's Fresh Off the Synapse April 7-11, 2014

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Welcome to Fresh Off the Synapse! My weekly wrap up of my favorite jokes and commentary! Sometimes the jokes write themselves and when they don't I do. Hire Leighann to perform, host, or speak at your next event!
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Page 1: Leighann Lord's Fresh Off the Synapse April 7-11, 2014

April 7-11, 2014

Page 3: Leighann Lord's Fresh Off the Synapse April 7-11, 2014

Things you notice when traveling in Spain: Burger King is not called

El Rey de Vacas.

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Page 4: Leighann Lord's Fresh Off the Synapse April 7-11, 2014

A student goes on a stabbing rampage at a

Pennsylvania high school.

The NRA is stunned. No word yet from the

National Cutlery Association.

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Page 5: Leighann Lord's Fresh Off the Synapse April 7-11, 2014

A study suggests that early humans mated with Neanderthals.

Proof that pickup lines have evolved. "Hey Shorty! Nice forehead."

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Page 6: Leighann Lord's Fresh Off the Synapse April 7-11, 2014

85% of Germans trust European regulation of data privacy

more than U.S. regulation.

Says the NSA after reading their email.

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A woman threw a shoe at Hillary Clinton while she was making

a speech in Las Vegas.

Was it a pump, flat, sling back, peep toe? They all make

a different statement.

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