Konglish Riddles

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How do glasses say hello?!

Where do horses go when they are sick?To the horse-pital(hospital)

What do you call a dead almond?Die- (diamond)

What do you call a cute girl with no ears?-

What do you call a person who teaches fish?

What did the cookie say when it wanted to leave?!

What country has a big nose?!

What country fights a lot?

What country do cows go to? (Uganda)

What do you get when you mix a cow, a bird, and a rat? (Sausage)

Where do cows go on a date?The Moo-vies

What do you call a hairy robot?-minator

What did the car say to the bread?!

Where does bread like to sing?At the

What did the fish say when it lost its bones?Oh my Ga-shee

Where does Kimbap go when it dies?To Kimbap Heaven

What did the cat say to the sheep to make it go away?Go-!?

In what month does Korea have no snakes or bees?No- (November)

Do you want to hear a family joke?-joke

How many letters in alphabet?Eight (8)

What did one forehead say to another forehead?Ya-!

What does the devil use in the winter? (evil)

How do you mail a tooth?-mail (e-mail)

Where do Australians keep their money?(pocket)

What is name in English?Bobby Brown (- Brown)

Why did the mosquito go to the doctor? (sore throat)

Why did the fly go to the doctor? (sore arm)

How much did the blanket cost? ($2.00)

A Korean was waiting for the bus. She sees the bus coming and said, " . An American man next to her thought she said WHAT DAY? So he said, "MONDAY, MONDAY. But she thought he said So she said, ", " then the man says,"ohh HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!"