Julian

Becoming an Astronaut (through the private sector)

Get a pilot’s license

How to accomplish this

• Go to college level aviation program and get certified.

Work my way through Boeing

• Work my way through the ranks and get a position at Boeing Defense, Space & Security (or BDS).

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How I accomplish this

Study aerospace engineering at a good college.then work my way through the ranks Jack Donaghy style.

Get a government contract to build a space shuttle

How to accomplish this

During the cold war getting government contracts was fairly easy because congress was paranoid about losing the space race to the Soviet Union.So I need to create a new space race, I will accomplish this by hiring lobbyists and creating some new threat based on whatever rogue regime is present at the time.

Build the space shuttle

How to accomplish this

Hopefully at this point I will have a managerial position and not have to take part in the actual design. I will stand around look like I’m working and criticize the designs of my employees.If I’m not in a managerial position I will have to work for some jerk who is never helping the process and only exists to criticize my work.

Go to space!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How to accomplish this

• Insist on going on the space flight or threaten to quit the company if they don’t agree (hopefully at that point I will be valuable to the company).

Dream accomplished!!