SWEET REVENGE Ivanette Free, CRS, GRI, SFR 850-230-1216 850-890-9250 [email protected]JimFreeRealty.com 8101 Thomas Drive Panama City Beach, FL 32408 There are 334 agents selling condos in PCB and I rank #1 in total volume and #1 in total number of listings. I am not bragging, I am just applying for a job as your Realtor. Let our experience work for you.If you are thinking of buying or selling real estate, I would be honored to represent you. Inside this issue: SWEET REVENGE CONDO MARKET A PROMISE KEPT WEB SITE SHOOTING During the past 96 months, the condo inventory has been reduced from 3,494 units to 707 units. We presently have 3 Foreclosures on the market, 6 Short Sales, 65 Pending Sales and 66 Contingent Sales. There have been 69 condos sold this past month. Inventory is down by 59 units, Foreclosures are dn by 2, Short Sales up 8, Pending Closings are up by 8, Contingent Sales up by 28, Number of units closed are up by 2. Of the 707 condo units on the market, only 444 are Gulf Front Units. If you would like to list your property, just give me a call at 850-230-1216. During the past 7 years, I have sold over $102,000,000 of property in Panama City Beach. I would like to invite you to visit my personal site, www.Ivanette.com. thousands of MLS powered listings. Jim Free Realty PANAMA CITY BEACH GEORGIA, ALABAMA & FLORIDA Volume 13, Issue 1 February 1, 2017 LAUS DEO CONDO MARKET After 37 years of marriage, my uncle, Jake, dumped his wife, Edith, for his young secretary. His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Edith's multi-million dollar home and since the man's lawyers were a little better, he prevailed. He gave Edith, his now ex-wife, just 3 days to move out. She spent the 1st day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the 2nd day, she had movers come and collect her things. On the 3rd day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, she put on some soft background music and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar and a bottle of Chardonnay. When she had finished, she went into each and every room and stuffed half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of all of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When Jake returned with his new girlfriend all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly the house began to smell. They tried everything. Cleaning, mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. NOTHING WORKED. People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move. A month later, even though they had cut their price in half they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls. Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place. Edith called Jake and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting he house back. Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house has been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed and within the hour, his lawyers delivered the paperwork. A week later, Jake and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home. INCLUDING THE CURTAIN RODS.
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JimFreeRealty.com 8101 Thomas Drive Panama City Beach, FL 32408
There are 334 agents selling condos in PCB and I rank #1 in total volume and #1 in total number of listings.
I am not bragging, I am just applying for a job as your Realtor. Let our experience work for you.If you are thinking of buying or selling real estate, I would be honored to represent you.
Inside this issue:
SWEET REVENGE
CONDO MARKET
A PROMISE KEPT
WEB SITE
SHOOTING
During the past 96 months, the condo inventory has been reduced from 3,494 units to 707 units. We presently have 3Foreclosures on the market, 6 Short Sales, 65 Pending Sales and 66 Contingent Sales. There have been 69 condos sold this past month.
Inventory is down by 59 units, Foreclosures are dn by 2, Short Sales up 8, Pending Closings are up by 8, Contingent Sales up by 28, Number of units closed are up by 2.
Of the 707 condo units on the market, only 444 are Gulf Front Units.
If you would like to list your property, just give me a call at 850-230-1216. During the past 7 years, I have sold over $102,000,000 of property in Panama City Beach. I would like to invite you to visit my personal site, www.Ivanette.com. thousands of MLS powered listings.
Jim Free Realty
PANAMA CITY BEACHGEORGIA, ALABAMA & FLORIDA
Volume 13, Issue 1
February 1, 2017
LAUS DEO
CONDO MARKET
After 37 years of marriage, my uncle, Jake, dumped his wife, Edith, for his young secretary.
His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Edith's multi-million dollar home and since the man's lawyers were a little better, he prevailed.
He gave Edith, his now ex-wife, just 3 days to move out. She spent the 1st day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.
On the 2nd day, she had movers come and collect her things.
On the 3rd day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, she put on some soft background music and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar and a bottle of Chardonnay.
When she had finished, she went into each and every room and stuffed half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of all of the curtain rods.
She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.
When Jake returned with his new girlfriend all was bliss for the first few days.
Then slowly the house began to smell. They tried everything. Cleaning, mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere.
NOTHING WORKED.
People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house.
Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.
A month later, even though they had cut their price in half they could not find a buyer for their stinky house.
Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls. Finally, they
had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.
Edith called Jake and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting he house back.
Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house has been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed and within the hour, his lawyers delivered the paperwork.
A week later, Jake and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home.
One of ten children he wasborn as Amos MuzyadYakhoob Kairouz on January6, 1912 in Deerfield Michiganthe son of Charles YakhoobKairouz & Margaret Taouk. Hisparents were MaroniteCatholic immigrants fromLebanon.
In 1932 Amos had his own radio show in Detroit atWMBC, The Happy Hour Cluband in 1936 he married RoseMarie Cassaniti.
Amos developed a nationalaudience on network radiostared in comedy sketches likethe Bickerson, The BabySnooks Show and The Big
Show. Amos later got film partsin The Jazz Singer oppositePeggy Lee and the 1951film I’ll See You In My Dreamsopposite Doris Day.
Amos had a hit TV seriesMake Room for Daddy whichran for 13 years.
Amos became a successful TVproducer and produced hitshows like The Andy GriffithShow, The Dick Van DykeShow, The Mod Squad, TheReal McCoys, The Tycoon andThe Guns of Will Sonnett.
As a starving actor Amosmade a promise that if he ever found success he would open
a shrine dedicated to the patron saint of hopelesscauses.
Amos died February 6, 1991 atthe age of 79. Before he diedAmos, a man that believed thatno child should die in the dawnof life keep his promise to thepatron saint. With the help ofDr Lemuel Griggs and hisfriend Anthony Abraham aMiami auto magnate they opened the St Jude Children’sResearch Hospital in Memphis, Tn. in1962.Thousands of younglives have been saved because of Amos. You mightremember him by his stagename Danny Thomas.
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A Bay County Sheriff’s deputy was dispatched to Hwy 231 North of Panama City where it was reported that there had been a shooting.
After the deputy had been at the scene several minutes Sheriff Ford radioed the deputy and ask him what the status was. The deputy
responded. “Sheriff the woman said she had shot her husband because he had walked on the floor that she had just mopped.”
The deputy reported that the husband was on the kitchen floor and had sustained injuries but he did not think they were life threatening and the wife is at barn. Sheriff Ford asked
the deputy if he had made an arrest. The deputy responded “no sir the floor is still wet.”