Jared O Augustan Propaganda

Praise Augustus!

by Jared Owen

ARE YOU TIRED OF LYING POLITICIANS?

TIRED OF ALL TALK NO ACTION?

ARE YOU TIRED OF FEELING AS THOUGH YOUR VOICE IS NEVER HEARD?

DO YOU WANT, NAY, NEED A LEADER WHO CAN CARE FOR EVERYONE BUT STILL

ACCOUNT FOR YOUR PERSONAL NEEDS?

THEN BOY DO I HAVE THE PERSON FOR YOU!

INTRODUCING THE NEW: AUGUSTUS!

From the people who brought you Julius Caesar

Including features such as: humbleness, humility, gratefulness, a thirst for the blood of

the men who killed his father, and more!

Just look at that royal mug!

WHATEVER YOU CAN THINK OF, HE CAN DO IT!

Defeat his father's murderers? Easy.

Defeat his friend-turned-enemy? Easier.

Bring about 206 years of peace? A piece of cake.

He's finished his father's projects, his finished his own, and he's even being hailed as a saint- while he's still alive!

If you need a great autocratic ruler.. I mean, republic leader... AUGUSTUS IS YOUR MAN!

Paid for by Marcellus, Vergil, Horace, and Augustus