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Exam Break Issue One last procrastinator's bash before exams, brought to you by The Chronicle, complete with extra comics, crosswords and night­mare tales in the making. Who knows? There may even be a personal in it for you.

Ultimate Academic Nightmare Contest Pages 6-9

Academic Calendar, Spring 1989 Page 10

Letters to the editor Pages 11-13

Housing and Safety Tips Page 14

Campus Dining Schedule Page 15

Library Schedule Page 16

Comics & Community Calendar Page 17

Far Side Extravaganza Page 19

Crosswords Page 20

Classifieds Pages 21-23

About the cover... The cover design is by Ted Rex, Trinity '89, who, faced with the prospect of Sydney's impending graduation, has regressed back to childhood in the search for post-collegiate reality and pre-exam stress management.

Special thanks... To Dean Richard White, Dean Sue Wasiolek, Mr. Glenn Brown, Ms. Leslie Kovach, Ms. Susan Shank, and Ms. Kathleen Sullivan for their invaluable expert assistance with judging the first-ever Ultimate Acsdemic Nightmare Contest.

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Ultimate academic nightmare contest winners Our judges have convened, thrown out the rule book

and unanimously selected the winner of The Chronicle's Ultimate Academic Nightmare Contest: James D. Kolenski, Engineering '89. Kolenski has confessed to writing his submission an hour before the end of the contest, which not surprisingly attracted more than a few procrastinators judging from the fact that 13 of the 21 contestants turned their nightmare stories in danger­ously close to the deadline.

After much debate and arm twisting, the judges de­cided to award a second-place distinction to Rush Waghorne, Trinity'89, in the furtherance of poetic justice.

We have printed both the first and second place win­ning entries as well as a selection of non-winning but nonetheless amusing stories. Special thanks to all who participated, to the honorable judges and to the busi­nesses and organizations which helped with the prizes.

Happy Exams and Sweet Dreams! — The Chronicle.

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James Kolenski accepts Ultimate Academic Nightmare award from Dean Richard White.

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By JAMIE KOLENSKI Two weeks ago, I experienced my worst academic night­

mare. It went something like this: Thisis it. But I'm prepared. Iknow I am, IVe beenin the

stacks for two days, I'm going to crush it. Ok, here it comes, the year's only quiz. Do it.

Let's see, what do we have here? Two questions, no problem. I'm all over this. Read the question, make a diagram.

Hold on, this stuff isn't in Chapter 10. This has nothing to do with nuclear reactors. I didn't study this stuff. Oh well, no one else is complaining.

Where do I even begin? Calm down, if s open book, find an example in the text. Good idea. The index. There, that looks good, page 407. Damn, not even close. Read the question again. Wait a second, that guy's not really leaving, is he? He is, holy cow.

Thenit can't be that hard. Read the question. I'm gonna need that pressure value sooner or later, go to the tables. There it is, copy that down. Everyone's leaving?!

What am I doing wrong? "Let's finish this up now, folks." He's gotta be kidding, finish? Go for partial credit.

Problem 2, I'll write how I would solve it if I had time. Everyone's gone now, they didn't even use the book. I'm dead.

"Let's go. It's Friday afternoon. It's a beautiful day." The professor makes his way over to me. He takes my

paper off my desk. "What was the problem, here?" He looks at my paper,

"Whoa! What the hell is this? How"d this get in here. This is a test for my Thermodynamics class. Sorry about that, son. Hope I didn't cause you any mental anguish."

No, not at all. I walked home. It took several minutes of bench sitting before the shaking stopped.

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By RUSH WAGHORNE

Having had no rest, Saddened because this was no jest, I'd turned a paper in instead ofa test! Saturday rolled around and I still had no topic. I was

pretty sure J im (who was in my History and English classes) had told me to be ready for Monday, so I knew I didn't have much time. But the paper was only to be ten pages, I thought to myself, so not to worry. History was one of my better subjects anyway. Let's see: Import.Devel. In U.S. Hist . 1920-1937, indicated my scribbled notes. Well, the Crash, the Depression, Dust Bowl, AHA! The New Deal! Should be pretty simple. So I get some sources, feel pretty confident, and go home smiling. I l l write i t to­morrow....

Now it 's Sunday evening, and I'm still taking notes. Time flies, bu t by about 6:30 it's all finished! Now comes

the bibliography and (ugh!) footnotes—82 of them (the sure sign of a late night effort)! Somehow it 's done, with only a few dozen mis takes . Whew! Grab a quick shower and hust le off to school....

History is my first class—8:35 a.m. I saunter in, having missed chapel service a t 8:00, and sit in my chair nearest the door. I become suspicious when I see no one talking of the paper. Instead they are all babbling nervously, asking trivia] history questions of each other. Then it struck me. Uh-oh. My hear t sank to the floor as I realized...the paper was due NEXT MONDAY: the test is today!

This of course qualifies in the bad dream category, bu t the day was not over yet. I trudged through the day, after having suffered through the test, with a nagging feeling that something was not quite right. Of course, I com­plained to any sympathetic ear about my badluck. But all had gone well as I walked into English a t 2:20, ready to skip P.E. and go home. But alas, I was in for another biggie...

For my negligence I paid the price: "Where's your paper?" the teacher asked twice. I looked at her and said, "No way." She stared right back and said, "No A."

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I quickly called my landlady (so she could watch my 2 year-old daughter) and r an out to star t the car, but my wife had left the lights on and had killed the battery. I borrowed my landlady's wagon and took my wife to the hospital. The bleeding stopped, so we went home Sunday morning. The bleeding resumed on Sunday night, so we went back to the hospital, induced labor, and our son Max Wolfgang was born a t 6:00 Monday morning. At 8:00,1 was back at home, my wife was recovering from childbirth a t the hospital, my newborn son was ensconced behind a thick glass wall in the nursery, my daughter was demand­ing attention after being shunted off to the landlady's 2 nights in a row, my bathroom hallway and bedroom were covered with dried blood, my mother-in-law was flying in from California, and I had pneumonia with a fever of 104 and 4 hours of sleep in the las t 48.

I also had a microeconomics midterm in 2 hours. I got out of it.

Runner up By P. SEAN LACEY

Crunch! One punch. Punctuated by flying splinters of cartilage

and a red-water torrent of corpuscles, my nose exploded. Countdown to the Shakespeare 313 final: 14 hours.

I was only trying to promote world peace. My liver sloshing in a puddle of alcohol, goodwill and machismo exuding from every pore, I confronted a pugilistic intoxi­cant harassing a comrade in excess. Before I could re­quest, "Give peace a chance," my carcass had been dis­patched to the University bar 's canvas and my proud Roman nose deflated.

I awoke in the morning, after a 3 a.m. visit to the infirmary, in a codeine-induced haze with an olfactory system resembling a corpulent potato. Time to study. Countdown to the Shakespeare 313 final: 8 hours.

It was no use. Sporting a honker so immense even Cyrano de Bergerac would have been humbled, I simply could not read King Lear around the pulsating obstacle.

Surely my professor would allow me to take the final a little later. Alas, my nasal incapacity merely elicited her contemptuous snort. I begged, I cried, I threatened to blow my nose. No exceptions, she sniffed. Countdown to the Shakespeare 313 final: 2 hours.

I took my blue books, grabbed a test, turned abruptly, sending my bloated snout swinging threateningly over the proctor's head and strode to a desk. Countdown to the Shakespeare 313 final: 1 minute.

"A nose, a nose, my kingdom for a nose, " I sniffled quietly to myself. "Alas, poor 2.0 grade point average, I knew you well."

Runner up By TRACY ROHRER

As a senior, you would think my days of exam night­mares over—not quite. I was ready for the midterm, really. It was a seminar and the atmosphere informal. I wrote my exam on blank pages from my spiral notebook. Handing the torn-out sheets to my professor, I said, "Have a great break!"

I re turned to the Gothic playground and midterm grade, an 89. Not bad, I thought, but as I flipped through my exam, I noticed an 8-point penalty on one question. Whoa! It was the last question and I had been pressed for time, so I accepted my professor's comments, including "Did this continue on another page?" My answer didend ra ther abruptly, but I chalked it up to being rushed—end of subject.

Three weeks later, I am thumbing through my notebook and find a random page of writing. At first, it makes no sense whatsoever'—then it hits me. Of course, it's the continuation of the last question on the midterm. What to do? I knew there was no hope of getting any points from it because the rest of my answer did not contain the information my professor had wanted me to discuss. I ended up calling my professor and we both got a good laugh out of the whole story. Hopefully, when my profes­sor is reporting final grades, she will remember this incident.

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Academic Nightmares Runner up By ALYSON GARDNER

Imagine this... for the past two weeks you have been studying incessantly for the mid-term from hell. Your blood stream is no longer composed of blood cells and platelets, but ra ther of iced tea, coffee and diet soda. The rings under your eyes are so profound that you are frequently mistaken for the walking dead and the only company your bed has seen has been your dirty laundry and perhaps your dog. Nevertheless, you have success­fully memorized five hundred pages of riveting historical facts and figures including Peter the Great 's shoe size and how Queen Elizabeth I liked her eggs prepared.

At approximately 2:37 am you pass out from caffeine withdrawal, but not before you set the alarm for 6:00 am. You dream about the intensely fascinating terms of the Peace of Augsburg. You are awakened from these en­chanting thoughts by the ever-so familiar buzzing of your alarm clock. Instinctively, your hand shoots out and hits the snooze button, allowing 8 more minutes of the expan­sion of the British empire to pass. You continue in this vain for almost two hours until you realize tha t it is 7:56 and in 34 minutes you have to be in your seat with your sharpened number two pencils.

You leap out of bed, throw on whatever is lying closest and dash into the bathroom. You splash your face with ice cold water and finish the flat diet coke sitt ingon the toilet. Then you fly downstairs to the kitchen to cram. By this time, your brain, which now resembles tapioca pudding, is so cluttered with extraneous information t h a t you feel as though facts will fall out of your ears if you tilt your head too far. J u s t as you are about to cry from stress, tension and nerves, your younger brother walks into the room and says "Hey Sis, what are you doing up so early? There is two feet of snow on the ground and school has been cancelled."

Notknowing whether tojaugh or cry, you are reminded of the Defenestration a t Prague which seems increasingly likely to repeat itself. As you wander half-dead back to your room you think to yourself...maybe it is all jus t a horrible dream.

It was hard not to be aware of this, as the instructor handed out a list of possible paper topics afew weeks back. But, as disaster after disaster fell, it became harder to re­member the day's date when I woke up each morning, and harder still to place the time each project, test, or paper was due.

So today, I walked into my philosophy class early. A few people sat around the seminar table chatting as I un­packed my books. The woman sitting next to me had her paper for the class, neatly typed, resting on the table. I glanced a t it as I pulled my coursepak out of my backpack. Thinking, "Wish I could get motivated to do my work early, too." Then another paper appeared on the table. And another. And another.

On, no. My mind whirled. What was today's date? I finally re­

membered tha t I had a library book due today, and pulled out the novel to compare its due date with the date on my class schedule.

Runner up By CHRIS KR1BS

Last fall I was enrolled in a graduate-level engineering class with a large final project tha t made up one third of the final grade. The class had been broken up into three-man teams for the project, and mine was the only under­graduate group. It was not until my partners and I re turned from Thanksgiving break, however, tha t we realized how large the project really was. There were only two weeks of classes left, at the end of which we had to present our project. Of necessity the project pushed all other work aside, and the computer room became our second home.

A week passed, and we were still less than half finished. Sunday night we finally decided to dedicate ourselves twenty-four hours a day to getting the project done. For the next four days we were glued to the terminals, sleep­ing only one hour a day in late-morning shifts (so there were always at least two of us there to keep each other awake). The project was due Thursday, the last day of classes, but due to the number of groups presenting I was able to get us scheduled for 3:30 PM Friday.

By thursday night we were beginning to see the light a t the end. At 9 PM I went to get us a round of drinks at the C.I. When I re turnd I found my par tners in a state of panic. A power surge had destroyed the disk containing our files. They had tried to save the file being edited at the t ime to our backup disk, and the computer had razed tha t as well.

We spent the night reconstructing our programs from old printouts. By 9AM we were back to where we had been twelve hours earlier. We worked desperately until 3:30, but in vain. I presented my par t first while my partners made last-minute additions to their parts . In the end we salvaged half credit for the project and watched two letter grades drift away on the professor's red pen.

Runner up By KIRA MUELLER

I remember reading an ad in The Chronicle for a contest about the "ultimate academic nightmare" a while back and smiling at it. Sure, I thought, I've had some pretty rough academic situations before, but nothing extreme enough to enter in a contest.

This situation changed today. I was aware that I had a paper due in philosophy class.

And so, at precisely three minutes before class, it hit me. The paper is supposed to be handed in RIGHT NOW.

What could I do? I sighed heavily and told the instructor what happened, then slithered back to my seat and wished silently for a wall-sized appointment calendar complete with a large red arrow stating, "You are here."

Runner up By NATHAN EPLEY

What was I thinking? What was I, a self admitted flunky-poet and English major trying to prove signing up for a masochistic pre-med lab science like Bio-14.1 simply should have known better. After all, my only other foray onto Science Drive—an abortive bout with a particularly nasty variety of calculus called Math-41 — left me van-

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Academic Nightmares From page 8 quished, s tar ing blankly a t a page of integrals like none I had ever seen before in my life. I copied down the quadratic formula, signed my name, and r an for my life, but managed to pull a 17% nonetheless for correct spell­ing.

I j u s t didn't fit in in Biology class. My lab partner, how­ever, was perfect—he got to know the innards of our poor, drawn-and-quartered fetal pig far too intimately for my tas te , and called our bearded, balding, dead-head TAs by their first names. If they needed a guinea pig, i t was always me they chose: "Nathan, why don't you drink five gallons of th is salt water and piss in this cup every half hour;" or "Nathan, lets hook your muscle up to live wire so the class can watch you twitch."

Because of my natural disinclination towards the class—not to mention my natura l inclination to sleep through it—I found myself a good bi t behind and a little confused on the n ight before the final. After several

unsuccessful at tempts to turn Kreb's cycle into a Petrarchan sonnet, I went to a classmate's room to try and get some help, and after a few minutes of stressful banter ("Kidneys don't really do that , do they"), another class­mate came in : "Hey dudes, how's it goin'. I jus t saw the coolest movie. Man, are you guy's already studying?" He sounded like the surfer in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. "Man, , it 's not that big ofa deal, it's only Bio—You know, pigs and plants. Well put on a little AC/DC and...." I felt like screaming at him, "Only Bio?!! I am an English major! I don't do pigs. Sure, I can use vivid imagery to describe one, I jus t can't figure out what the hell tha t little mauve thing is underneath all the squiggly gray things!" But I quickly realized tha t one of us was simply deranged, and tha t in any case, I would be jus t as clueless as to the mysteries of pigs and plants tomorrow a t exam time, so instead I gave him that cold, superior s tare we English majors work so hard a t cultivating, and went home to try to put photosynthesis II into rhymed quatrains .

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My nightmare occurred in my freshman year, when Southgate used to be an all-girls' dorm and the infirmary was located in the pre-major advising building. During the final examination week, I had been battling a terrible cold. Finally the day before the Chemistry 11 final, I coudn't s tand my sore throat, runny nose and nausea any longer. Having reached my pain threshold, I decided to visit the infirmary. As soon as the outside cold air hi t me, I felt a queezy feeling in my stomach (the kind you get jus t before vomiting). The extreme temperature change made me feel light-headed.

At the infirmary, the nurse was helping another stu­dent. Knowing I was about to faint, I collapsed onto an empty bed. The next thing I know, the nurse s tar ts flooding me with thousands of questions. Using every bit of the energy left, I forced myself to answer her questions. Then she gave me a shot in the rear-end which knocked me out for eleven hours s t raight .z z...z z. After waking up a t 4 a.m., panic struck because all my Bonkistry notes were left in my dorm. Knowing tha t the nurse would not allow me to retrieve my notes, I decided to sneak out, get my notes, and come back before she noticed.

As soon as I stepped outside,. . .CLICK. Oh, my God! I'm locked out of the infirmary. The pitch dark atmosphere made me increasingly more paranoid as I was walking so IRAN!

I gave up yelling and banging on the front doors of Southgate when i t dawned on me tha t no one on Eas t Campus gets up a t 4 o'clock in the morning. Forgett ingmy card key left me out in the cold. I wanted to scream but my voice gave out. Then I s tar ted to cry but gave that up when I realized no one else was there to feel sorry for me.

Being an optimist, I decided to study relying on my good, old memory bank! There I was on the Southgate porch, reciting stiochiometric equations while jumping up and down like a maniac desperately trying to keep warm a t 4 o'clock in the morning. To make a long story short: I got in at 6:45, then I had to do a LOT of explaining to my roommate, the nurse, and Public Safety. I managed to get to the exam all in one piece, but I spent my whole Chris tmas vacation in bed with a worse cold.

Runner up By KIM SNYDER

"Kim, do you want to win $300?" asked a friend of mine last week. The prospect of $300 was very appealing, especially since my phone is disconnected due to lack of funds. "Well," he said, "it's $300 worth of prizes, but you have to enter!"

All my friends know of my experiences during finals last spring. After being dumped by my "new love," pulling two consecutive all-nighters, having my roommate's boy­friend vomit over my notes for my law and politics final, I approached my last exam exhausted, miserable, and re­gret t ing tha t I had to ask for an extension on a term paper due the day of the final. As I went to knock on the professor's office door at 1:30 (the final was "scheduled" for 2:00), I noticed tha t some grades were posted on his door. "How odd," I thought to myself, " tha t he posts grades before the final."

I t wasn' t so odd. The final h a d been the night before, and by my name there was a large "F". Needless to say, the professor didn't grant me the extension on my paper either.

So, I went to the Hideaway, had a few beers, and packed for Myrtle Beach.

NOTICE! TO STUDENTS WITH CARS:

Public Safety requests that if you are leaving your vehicle on campus over break, you park in either of the two smaller Edens parking lots. Please do not park in the largest Edens lot off Wannamaker Drive due to a major construction project over break.

Your cooperation will also permit concentration of police units in a smaller, more patrollable area, providing you with better protection for your property and vehicle.

Thank you.

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Tuesday. Drop/Add for pre-registered graduate students, March 10 127 Allen Building. March 20 Wednesday. Registration and matriculation of new under- April 3-4 graduates. Registration of new and non-registered return­ing graduate students. April 3-5 Thursday. 9 a.m. Spring Semester classes begin. Friday. 4-6 p.m. Undergraduate Drop/Add, Intramural April 21 Building. 1 -3 p.m. Final Drop/Add for graduate students April 22-30 changing tuition, 127 Allen Building. Monday-Friday. 8:30 a.m.-12:a30 p.m. and 2-4 p.m. Under- April 26 graduate Drop/Add, 103 Allen Building. Graduate Drop/ April 27-30 Add, 127 Allen Building. May 1 Monday-Wednesday. 8:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. and 2-4 p.m. May 6 Undergraduate Drop/Add, 103 Allen Building. Graduate May 12 Drop/Add, 127 Allen Building.

Friday. Last day for reporting midsemester grades. Friday. 6 p.m. Spring Break begins. Monday. 8 a.m. Classes resume. Monday-Tuesday. Graduate registration for Fall Semester, 1989, and beginning of registration for Summer 1988. Monday-Wednesday. Undergraduate registration for Fall Semester, 1989, and beginning of registration for Summer Friday. 6 p.m. Graduate classes end. Saturday-Sunday. Graduate reading period; length of 200-level course reading period is determined by professor. Wednesday. 6 p.m Undergraduate classes end. Thursday-Sunday, undergraduate reading period. Monday. Final Examinations begin. Saturday. Final Examinations end. Saturday. Commencement begins.

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Letters Printing names serves as crime deterrent To the editor:

I'd like to respond to John Bozalis' let­ter of Dec. 5, " 'Social crimes' don't deserve campus publication of names." Bozalis was "dismayed" at the editors' lack of tact in "naming members of the Duke community recently arrested" for DWI and possession °of marijuana. Since it is only the unfortunate few who are ac­tually caught, Bozalis contends, they should not be additionally punished by being subjected to public scrutiny.

I applaud the efforts of The Chronicle's editors in printing the names of Duke stu­dents and faculty caught breaking the law. A man who is being paid six figures to rescue innocent victims of drunk driv­ing accidents deserves a much more severe DWI punishment than a headline in The Chronicle. By the way, the name of t h a t man allegedly guilty of DWI is Dr. Sabiston, chief of surgery at Duke Hospital

It may come as a surprise to Bozalis

tha t one of the primary duties of a new-paper is to report tha t news as completely as possible. But more importantly, by printing these names, The Chronicle may in some small way be serving as a deter­rent to would-be criminals at Duke.

Finally, wha t s truck me as particularly offensive and flatly wrong about Bozalis' letter, was his labeling DWI and posses­sion of marijuana as "social crimes." I wonder what other crimes qualify as ex­cusably social on Bozalis' list? Perhaps he would have us consider rape to be a social crime, as it is often committed in a social context. I for one don't subscribe to this morally barren view, and I hope other members of the Duke community realize tha t these "social crimes" often result in the deaths of innocent victims. But I guess we don't have to hear about them either.

Eric Kane Law '91

Homosexuality not a disease to be cured To the editor:

I was profoundly distrubed by Phyl­lis Thurstone's Dec. 2 letter "Gays are out of closet, but information is back in." I was dismayed both by the blatant inaccuracies and the subtly negative implications of her "professional" analysis of same-sex attraction. Cloaked in the guise of medical lingo and maternalistic sermonizing, her message is tha t homosexuality is a dis­ease to be "diagnosed", "treated," and by implication, "cured". Fur thermore, her admonition to "explore one's nor­mal, personal, pre-adult developmen-' tal needs in a non-erotic manner" im­plies tha t homosexual attraction is both immature and abnormal. But if she was as truly interested as she professed in sharing her "excellent in­formation about human sexuality" without a "value judgement regarding any particular behaviour" she would

also recommend a support group such as "Heterosexuals Anonymous" to those individuals in distress about their opposite sex attractions!

When will medical professionals look beyond their preoccupation with pathology and recognize tha t there are literally millions of gays in our society who are well-adjusted, productive and secure in both their gender and sexual identities? When will they understand tha t those of us who identify as les­bian, gay, or bisexual simply want to satisfy the basic human needs of com­panionship and intimacy with a par tner of our choosing, regardless of their gender? And when will heterosexuals acknowledge the role of rigid societal norms in proscribing and perpetuat ing their own particular sexual orientation?

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Letters

AP's Terry Anderson reaps whirlwind he helped sow To the editor: prisoners, dash his head against walls in vain at-To the editor:

For several years, Terry Anderson served as Mideast Bureau chief for the Associated Press. Then as now, AP's coverage of Mideast events featured a strong anti-Israeli bias. AP colored its news stories to suggest that the blame for Lebanon's travail could best be pinned on CIA-sponsored Israeli imperialism. The role of intransigent, Soviet-backed fanatics who refuse to accept Israel's existence was downplayed.

For two years now, the very fanatics with whom Anderson made common anti-Israeli cause have held him captive in Lebanon. They have chained, tortured, beaten, and starved him. He must live in a roach-in­fested barrack, hear the death-rattles of fellow

prisoners, dash his head against walls in vain at­tempts at suicide, and degrade himself in ways too vile to describe. And when he begs for mercy, citing his sympathy for their anti-Western struggle, they just laugh and torture him more.

A hurricane, once released, cannot be controlled. If you support the world's zealots in their struggle against imagined imperialisms, you will one day learn what those zealots have in store for you as well. Terry Anderson learned too late. It is no comfort to know that the whirlwind he now reaps was partly of his own making.

Ron Kozar Law '89

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Athletic department doesn't need a Blue Angel program To the editor:

Maybe we're missing the point, but it seems that there's something wrong with priorities when there is a perceived need for football recruits to meet "girls," ("Blue Angels put recruits more at ease," page 1, Dec. 2). The good intentions and undoubtedly flawless ethics of the Blue Angels notwithstanding, doesn't the whole con­cept of needing cheery women to put recruits at ease run counter to what this University is all about? Duke is probably the best in the country at fielding both world-class scholars and athletes. Why is it, then, tha t we stoop to the sexist pandering exhibited by other schools?

We will be the first to acknowledge the social utility of a smile and a friendly helping hand, but to knock oursel­ves out to expose prospective football players to Duke women seems terribly anachronistic and demeaning to the hosts themselves. While the Blue Angels seem to strike the characteristically tasteful Duke balance bet­ween the Big State School and Ivy League recruiting mentalities, it's too bad that we have to sink to this at all. Let the recruits see Duke, learn about its programs, meet people, and have Duke convince them to come. If they want to converse with well-groomed and well-trained girls, let them go hang out with the Sweet Carolines and good riddance to them. Anyone who would actually be swayed to play here because of smiley recruiting hostesses isn't someone Duke should want to wear its colors.

Ooug Nazarian Tony Part

Law '91

Why was terrorist allowed to speak at the University? To the editor:

Dec. 3, 1988 was a sad day in the history of Duke University. On this date, we allowed a known terrorist to take advantage of our facilities so that he might dis­seminate political propaganda. I refer, of course, to "Indian rights activist" Eddie Hatcher. His appearance here makes me wonder whether our University has lost the ability to discriminate between right and wrong.

The fact is, on Feb. 1, 1988, Hatcher and his ac­complice, Timothy Jacobs, took innocent people hostage at gunpoint in the newspaper offices of The Robesonian. He endangered the lives of his victims for political reasons, which cannot be justified under any cir­cumstances, no mat te r the merits of his arguments.

As to his arguments, there is little merit to be found. I have seen no information suggesting tha t Hatcher took his charges of corruption among the law enforcement of­ficials of Robeson Count to the the attorney general's of­fice, the FBI, or any other law enforcement agency capable of investigating his claims. Neither have I seen any evidence that Hatcher tried to spread his informa­tion through any form of news media, or at tempted to or­ganize any form of non-violent resistance to the powers of corruption in Robeson County. Instead, Hatcher held innocent people at gunpoint, violating their civil rights through terrorism, using the exact same tactics tha t he has accused the Robeson County Sheriffs Department of using on the oppressed citizens of Robeson County.

There can be no doubt that Robeson County has been gripped in the jaws of hatred, bigotry, and corruption for far too long. But the methods of Eddie Hatcher are not the answer to the problems of Robeson County. Indeed, there is little difference between Eddie Hatcher and his erstwhile persecutor, Sheriff Huber Stone. Both men have apparently broken the law for personal gain, both men have terrorized innocent members of the com­munity, and neither man has been convicted of his crimes.

I believe that all freedoms, including academic freedom and freedom of speech, have inevitable limits which serve to protect these self-same freedoms. Allow­ing an unrepentant terrorist such as Eddie Hatcher ac­cess to Duke University facilities in order to advance his causes exceeds these limits. We would not invite a Klansman, a Nazi, or a member of the Japanese Red Army to speak at Duke; Eddie Hatcher is no different.

Eric Roush Biochemistry graduate student

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Letters Merry Christmas to Bio Sci tree thief To the editor:

The holiday season is upon us again and, on behalf of FOREM, the graduate s tudent organization of the School of Forestry and Environmental Studies, I'd like to wish everyone a happy holiday. I'd particularly like to express my warmest holiday greetings to the folks who are en­joying the white pine Chris tmas tree they removed from the south lawn of the Biological Sciences building on Tuesday evening.

This t ree was planted in commemora­tion of the school's 50th anniversary and the FOREM club's 20th annual Chris tmas tree sale. It had been in the ground less

t han a week. We certainly appreciate the wish to

have a tree in the home during the Chris tmas season. The scent and beauty of a tree is a fine t r ibute to the holiday spirit. We also are sure tha t many people in the community cannot afford a tree. Each year we donate a number of our trees to the local social services organiza­tion for distribution to needy families. This tree, however, was intended as a per­manen t fixture. Sorry we didn't have it fully decorated for you.

Craig Stow Forestry and environmental studies

Homophobia hidden in professional advice To the editor:

I am not in a position to be able to criti­que Phyllis Thurstone's Dec. 1 letter con­cerning homosexuality ("Gays are out of closet, but information is back in"). What I can state is t h a t the causes of homosexuality are of minimal interest to the majority of gays and lesbians. Gays and lesbians, comfortable with their orientation, would most like help in deal­ing with a hostile environment in which one is condemned by religion, the s ta te , and the family. It is this routine condem­nation, as George Weinberg patiently ex­plains in Society and the Healthy Homosexual, t h a t can cause an individual distress over his or her sexual orientation.

Thurs tone refers the distressed to Homosexuals Anonymous, calling it a support group. It isn't. I ts members strive to suppress all their homosexual feelings and behavior. You might call it a group "stamp it out" effort. I urge anyone read­ing this who is having a tough t ime of it with regard to sexual orientation to check out one of the bona fide Gay and Lesbian organizations in the Triangle. You will find some of them listed in the Durham County Guide to Community Resources. I have been involved with Intergrity (Gay

and Lesbian Episcopalians) for four years now and can tell you tha t there, anyone —gay, straigt, in-between, or confused about the whole thing —- can find sincere, non-judgmental support.

In closing, I would like to register my distaste for Thurstone's homophobia. She would undoubtedly deny its existence, but I see it hiding under such things as "gays" used in quotation marks , drawn out dis­cussion of "how they got tha t way," and chilly little phrases such as "treats and counsels persons with homosexual at tractions." All this homophobia boils down to the letter 's major implicit as­sumption — heterosexuality is the best way. Many of Thurstone's mental heal th colleagues now view homosexuality as merely a different way, no worse or no better than heterosexuality. I find Thurstone's bias frightening for two reasons: first, because she is likely to be foisting it on her gay and lesbian patients; second, because the bias is coming not from the usual sources — the fearfully ig­norant , but from one who has had the benefits of education and should know better.

Mary Ann Simpson Trinity '84

LETTERS POLICY

The Chronicle urges all its readers to submit let ters to its editor. Letters to the editor should be mailed to Box 4696, Duke Station or delivered in

person to The Chronicle office on the thi rd floor of Flowers Building. Letters must be typed and double-spaced. Letters must not exceed 300 words.

They mus t be signed and dated and mus t include the author 's class or department , phone number and local address. The Chronicle will not publish anonymous or form letters.

The Chronicle reserves the right to edit for length and clarity, and to withhold letters, based on the discretion of the editors.

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Housing & Security RESIDENCE HALLS

The Department of Housing Management will secure all Residence Halls equipped with security systems at 3:30 p.m., Tuesday, December 13. Such dorms will remain locked except during normal working hours until 2 p.m. each day until December 18, when the residence halls will close for the holidays at 2 p.m. In order to enter your dorm during this time, card keys must be used. RA's will not be on duty after 6 a.m. on December 18. If you are moving from your room at the end of the semester, be sure all the original furniture is in your room to avoid replacement charges. If you have i tems for storage, contact your Service Office to schedule an appointment in advance. Residence halls will reopen at 8 a.m. Monday, January 9,1989.

CENTRAL CAMPUS

If you have any questions about your plans for switch­ing or moving out of your apartment , please contact the

Central Campus Service Office a t 684-5813. Be sure tha t all original furniture is in your apar tment to avoid re­placement charges.

WEEKEND SERVICE OFFICE HOURS

All Housing Management Service Offices, including Central Campus, will be open Saturday, December 17,12-4 p.m. and Sunday, December 18, 8:30 a.m.-2 p.m.

DORM AND APARTMENT SAFETY

Public Safety recommends that you be sure to discon­nect all Christmas trees, hot plates and other electrical appliances, turn off your lights, lock all doors, transoms and windows, and close draperies, blinds and shades. Housing Management personnel will enter residence halls on December 18 for a safety and security check. Any safety hazards that are found will be removed or cor­rected.

All valuables such a s stereos, cameras, typewriters, computers, jewelry and television sets should be stored or locked in your closet (if your closet is lockable). Bicycles should not be left outside, but should be secured in your room or apar tment .

PARKING AND VEHICLE SECURITY

Public Safety is encouraging students who will be leaving their vehicles on campus during the holidays to park in the two smaller Edens parking lots. Please do not park in the largest Edens lot off Wannamaker Drive due to amajor construction project during break. This consoli­dation will enable patrol units to concentrate their efforts in a few lots, providing better protection for your vehicle and property. You should remove all portable items from the interior of your vehicle and secure them in your trunk, room or apartment. Be sure to roll up all windows andlock your vehicle's doors. If you have any questions, please contact Captain Robert Dean a t 684-2444.

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Exam Week Buffet 5-8 pm

Dinner buffet includes one entree of your choice and all-you-can-eat vegetables, salad, rolls, potatoes, tea or coffee. Desserts

soft drinks, and wJne list charged separately. The price, just $8.95

Monday, Dec. 12 Tuesday, Dec. 13 Prime Rib Prime Rib Chicken Marsala Cajun Chicken Baked Potato Baked Potato Wild/Brown Rice Wild/Brown Rice Green Beans Mixed Vegetables Com Parslied Carrots

Wednesday, Dec. 14 Prime Rib Fried Flounder Baked Potato Wild/Brown Rice Green Peas Squash and Onions

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Today North Carolina Symphony Holiday Pop Concert1, Page' Auditorium, 8:00 p.m. for tickets call Page Box office, 684-4444.

•International Folk Music with Djevojke, Northgate Se-.rtiorCenter1,2504N. Roxboro Rd, 11:00-11:45 a.m.

Art Hollander, original folk/rock, Ninth St. Bakery, 8:00-10-30 p.m. ;

intervarsity Christian Fellowship meeting with Bob -Chandler speaking on stewardship and materialism; E::Vork: Chapei (2nd floor of Gray Bldg^E.7 p.m. L f

Duke Women's Coalitionsponsors -music by the Black :6iris and music mixed by BSA and SALSA, Coffee­house, 10:00 p.m.

Musica Viva presents Missa'Pastores quidnam vidistis : by Glem^ns r||n:f $pm 0uke: Memorial Chapei; 8:00: p . m . •

Community Calendar The Sierra Club of Orange and Chatham County will have, their annual Holiday "Drop-In." Bnng your favor­ite appetizer and a gift for the grab bag. Be ready to

, Ji-: ' . r , ,- . . i , R,-ia,i Chanel H<n Everyone is invited. 7:30 p.m. For more info call 929-7065.

1 Want to Read You a Poem;' poetry reading group presents a guest reading by Dr. Marion Phillips.:3506 Blue Zone, Duke Hospital South. 1:00 p.m.

Christmas 5ale> Duke Museum of Art, 1:00-4:00 p m ,

:20th Annual Christmas tree sale. South lawn, Bio Sci Bidg, 3:00-9:00 p.m.

Exhibit of works irv steel by Senior Artist Scott Rosenblum Dec. 9 - Feb. 28, opening reception Dec 9,: 10:00 a.m.-12:00 noon. Courtyard of Club Boule­vard School, 400 W ClubBlvd Durham

Duke Music Association Recital, around the fountair in the Music Bldg., 4:45 p.m.

Saturday "Twentieth Century Masterworks I." Ernest W- Netson Room, 8 1 5 p.m,

"Christmas in the Historic District." The Chapel Hill ' Preservation Society's Annual Christmas Tour of Homes. 10:30 a.m. to 6:30 p.m. For more info cai! 942-7818.

Encounters: With The Music of Our Time. Program i l -:-"Twentieth Century Masterworks 1" Ernest W. Nelson Music Room, £. Duke Bldg. 8:15 p.m.

Performance by Herb Eley actor/singer and Charles Bradshaw pianist, Duke Street Senior Center, 807 S. Duke Street, 1:30-2:30 p.m.

Joe Lithgp, original acoustic. Ninth St. Bakery, 8:00-. 10:30p.m.

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DEC 16 is the Registration Dead­line for seniors not currently regis­tered with Placement Services.

Sun, Feb 26 is "Student Preacher Sunday", Any Duke under­graduate student may apply. Ser­mon must bear one of the lec­tions for the day and must be received by Wed. Jan 18. 1989. For further information, contact the Chapel Office at 684-2921.

OPPORTUNITY IN BUSINESS. Fully computerized office space and possible seed money for entrepreneur with good idea and business plan. Write P.O. Box 940, Carrboro, N.C, 27510 or call 929-5986. ~ ~ THE BLACK GIRLS and music mixed by BSA and SAL­SA. Tonight at the Coffeehouse. 10 p.m.. Tickets $1.50. APO brothers and pledges: semi-formal pictures are in. Order them in the APO office by fr i , 12/16. Thanks!

Desperately seeking 2 tickets to B-ball games on Dec 21.29, Jan 5.11. Call 286-0769.

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FOR STUDENTS Tha Student Health Clinic In Pickens will operate In the fol­lowing schedule over the holidays: Mon-Fri, Dec 19-23: 8a.m.-4:30 p.m.; Sat, Dec 24: 10 a.m.-12:30 p.m.; Sun, Dec 25: CLOSED; Mon, Dec 26; 10 a.m.-12:30 p.m.; Tue-Frl Dec 27-30: S a.m.-5 p.m.; Sat, Dec 31: 10 a.m.-12:30 p.m.; Sun, Jan 1: CLOSED; Mon, Jan 2: 10 a.m.-12:30 p.m.; Tue-Frl, Jan 3-6: 8 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sat, Jan 7:10 a.m.-12:30 p.m.; Sun, Jan 8: 2 p.m.-4:30 p.m.; Mon, Jan 9: RESUME ROUTINE HOURS. THE STUDENT HEALTH INFIRMARY WILL CLOSE SUN, DEC 18 at mid­night and will reopen Mon, Jan 9 at 8 a.m. H you need to be seen for urgent medical care when the Clinic and Infirmary are closed, call the Pickens Health Ctr at 884-6721 for Info on reaching the physician on call.

GPSC GPSC GPSC GRAD and PROFESSIONAL STU­DENTS; Bring yourself, your family, and your favorite faculty members to the GPSC HAPPY HOUR CAROL­ING AND HOLIDAY PARTY on Fri, Dec 9. The evening begins at 5 p.m. at the Hideaway for Happy Hour. We'll enjoy $2 off pitchers, discounts on soda, and at 6 p.m., slices of pizza for 25 cents! Then... Meet at the Chapel steps for Carol­ing on Campus! The evening will conclude with a party at the Fuqua Business School Faculty Lounge at 9 p.m.-midnight with wine and cheese, hot cider, hot chocolate, and goodies. Also, there will be a canned food, clothing and toy col­lection at the Chapel, so please

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THE INTERNSHIP Yes, you, through Duke Futures, can find the paid, career-related Internship you've dreamed ot! But dont forget the deadlines! You must be registered by Jan 2 to in­terview In Feb. Organizations con­ducting on-campus Interviews In Feb Include Proctor & Gamble, Chase Manhattan Bank, Hewlett-Packard Co., the Prudential Insur­ance Co., and many morel Other organizations expected to sched­ule Interviews Include the May Dept Stores Co., General Motors, Seaman's Church Institute and Delta Airlines. Whatever your major, your GPA, your deepest desires, It you are a sophomore or junior you can register with us. To do so, pick up a registration form at Duke Futures Programs, 2138 Campus Dr (Undergraduate Admis­sions) 3rd floor, and return It to us with your resume before Jan 2. Drop It by before you leave for break or mall It from home. Regis­ter now)

DF INTERNSHIPS: Research Assistant — Duke Fu­tures Is seeking a student to con­duct background research and as­sist with grant-writing for the Ser­vice Learning Project. $S.50Yhr (work study not required). 10 hrs/ wk — spring; 40 hrs/wk — sum­mer. Assistant Coordinator — As­sist In the organization and opera­tion of the Duke Futures Service Learning Project. Macintosh expe­rience desirable; good organiza­tional Skills a must! SS/hr (work study required). 10 hrs/wk. Bring resume to Duke Futures, 3rd floor of Admissions bldg.

SKI TEAM MTG Short but important! Tonight in 136 Soc-Psych at 6 p.m. Bring checks for shells and sign some forms that are mandatory for eli­gibility. Talk to John Esrey (684-0487) if you cannot make it.

Entertainment

THE BLIND MICE Come see and hear Duke's favorite rodents this Sat at 10 p.m. at Un­der The Street! This reunion also features Nikki meets the "ibachi. Aloha?

WHITECROSS IS COMING!

Help Wanted Are you looking for work? We're looking for good workers. Retail sales, warehouse, inventory. Call 544-3909 Victory Temporaries.

SKI&TENNIS STN

available No experience neces­sary. Apply in person. 4221 Garrett Rd. Durham. NC. 490-1111. Work-study student sought for P/T work in GRADS computer records office beginning Jan 3. Please con­tact Nancy Hillsman. 684-6135

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SUMMER JOBS! Duke University Conference Ser­vices has several F/T positions available working with conference groups at Duke this summer. We offer competitive pay, on-campus housing, and valuable work experi­ence. Look for more Info after Christmas Break or call Diane Hogan at 684-5791.

CHRISTMAS MONEY SATISFACTION is hiring bartend­ers, bouncers, delivery drivers, waitresses, dishwashers. Start now — when Duke closes for Chrisimas, so do we Apply in person.

WORK STUDY Reliable student needed for ap­prox. 5-20 hrs/wk in Cardiasurgery physiology laboratory Respon­sibilities include animal care and lab support. Stan immediately. Apply to Dr. Sabiston's lab. Room 3578, Duke South. 684-6238.

TELEMKTNG PROS We are a company that manufac­tures & markets testing & reha­bilitation equipment for mus­culoskeletal Injuries. We are seeking Individuals to contact medical professionals across the country for the purpose of ob­taining market research. The Ideal candidate will enjoy flexible hours. Telemarketing ex­perience preferred, but not re­quired. Excellent opportunity for those Individuals who are effec­tive over the phone. No selling Involved. Call Cathy at 1-732-2100 for Interview.

Restaurant Help Wanted MAG­NOLIA GRILL NEEDS A PART-TIME BLSPERSON AND PANTRY PER­SON. APPLY AT 1002 9th St. 10

WORK-STUDY STUDENT (Federal CWS) wanted in Duke Institute for Learning in Retirement. $6/hour, 4-8 hours/week. Contact Sara Cra­ven, 684-6259.

JOHNSON&JOHNSON Fexible, P/T positions. Assist in data management of LIVE FOR LIFE employee health promotion program at Duke. Basic computer knowledge (training provided), sharp interpersonal and organiza­tional skills required. Good money. Contact Frieda Fowinkle. 684-

DF INTERNSHIPS: Research Assistant — Duke Fu­tures Is seeking a student to c duct background research and slat with grant-writing for the Ser­vice Learning Project. $5.50/hi (work study not required). 10 hrs/ wk — spring; 40 hrs/wk — mer. Assistant Coordinator -slst In the organization and opera­tion of the Duke Futures Servlci Learning Project. Macintosh expe­rience desirable; good organiza­tional skills a mustl S5/hr (work study required). 10 hrs/wk. Bring resume to Duke Futures, 3rd floor of Admissions bldg.

Child Care Temporary child care wanted now until mid-Jan to care for infant and 5 yr old twins. Excellent working conditions. Need own transporta­tion, call Ruth Grant. 490-1153.

BABY SITTER Needed in our home for our 7 yr old daughter. Close to Duke 30-35 hours a week. We'll provide salary, meals & a quiet place to study. Call 477-1985 and ask for Fred or Ar-

Regular reliable childcare. mother seeks playmate for her child (circa 3 yrs) in home 1/2 block from East Campus 286-1054.

BABYSITTERS needed for Jazzercising mothers at Forest Hills Park & Recreation facility Wed Fri Sat mornings 9-11 beginning Jan 11. Call Susan 490-5585

CHILD CARE needed for 3 yr old boy. Prefer F/T. but P/T possible. Your home or

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TYPING f. Dawn nig 1773.

ProType's "Typing Professionals" can handle papers, resumes, let­ters, etc. Call 682-4628 or come by our Brightleaf office, upstairs near Morgan Imports. 9-5 M-F.

ROTC haircuts $5. Jim's Barber Shop, near north campus, at 614 Trent Dr. Open Mon, Tue, & Wed only. Phone 286-9558.

TYPING BY CHRISTINE. Best rates on highest Quality work. Rush jobs a specialty. Call 477-4965 JUST YOUR TYPE Word Processing Service will type your papers, dis­sertations, letters, etc quickly and professionally Emergency typing welcome 489-8700 (24 hours). Typing/ Word processing/ indexing. Reasonable rates, fast service. Pick-up and delivery available. Call 477-2864 or 687-6516 Ask for

Experienced mother wants to baby­sit. Member of Day Care Council References available. Call 383-8770.

Roommate Wanted Female wanted to share 2BR 2BA Beechlake apt. $240/mo Call Sue 490-6046.

Grad/Prof to share 3BR/2BA home 1.5 mi from W Campus. Quiet, forested. safe neighborhood. Storage, appliances. Avail Jan 1, S192/mo. Call 489-5868. leave message.

ROOMMATE WANTED Spacious townhouse (colonial) 5 min from Duke $198 + 1/2 util. Call Rachel at 490-1373 or leave

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Female grad/prof to share 28R 1-1/ 2BA furnished townhouse 2 mi. from W Campus. Quiet, forested. Appliances $215/mo. + 1/2 util. Marlene 688-7379. 383-8813 (evenings).

Housemates wanted. $170/mo. + 1/6 util in very friendly neighbor­hood 1 mi north of campus. W/D cleaning service. Call 286-7053.

Rooms for Rent BR with loft, phone and kit privileges Easy walking distance to East Campus. Serious student/ grad student. All util. paid. $235 unfurn. $260 fum. 688-8598.

Young couple has rooms for rent, fum. or unfurn.. in large beautiful home in Duke Forest. Rec room with cable TV. No smoking, drugs, or loud parties. 489-4167. leave

1213 Carolina Ave 1 mi. from cam­pus near 9th St. Share with graduate/professionals $170/mo. + 1/6 util. Call 286-7053 even-

Apts. for Rent Fum. room. Clean, quiet fc student/professional. W/D, ; Good nieghbors. Safe arei East Campus. 688-7910.

Houses for Rent Duke resident or Grad students — perfect home for you and your fam­ily 3 BR ranch, 1-1/2 BA, LR. DR. carport, deck, workshop. W/ beau­tiful hardwood trees & fenced yard. Duke Power Energy Efficient rating. Located in quaint town of Hill­sborough, 20 min to Duke For rent $450/mo + util. with option to buy. References and deposit re­quired Non-smoker preferred 919-852-7767 for details.

Room/apt: BR or full apt in 3 BR house. 1 block off East. Low rent, great arrangement. Call Rob or Tom at 286-1696 or Rob at 286-4555. SOON!

2BR IBA central air/heat W/D fire­place wood stove hard wood floors fenced backyard living rm with built-in book shelves garage Near Duke pets OK Call 683-1084.

Wanted to Rent Single professional woman wants a nicely furnished apt Jan. to May. Call 489-0929 eves.

Autos for Sale Can you buy Jeeps. Cars. 4 X 4's seized in drug raids for under $100? Call for facts today. 602-837-3401 ext 364

ATTENTION — GOVT SEIZED VEHI­CLES from $100. Fords. Mercedes. Corvettes. Chevys. Surplus Buyers Guide. 1-602-838-8885 en A 5277.

CALLYOURSANTA Silver Mercedes 380SL '81. 1 owner, pristine cond. Both soft and hard tops, all the extras $23,000. 489-3496 or 493-6993. leave message.

1984 white Ford Escort wagon. 65,000 mi., stick shift, excellent condition, $2200 or best offer. Call 383-2132.

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PLANE TICKETS to New Orleans leaving Fri, Dec 16 at 9:30 a.m. Must Sell. Call Paul. 684-0829

LONG MAC LINES? Buy your own Apple Macintosh 512K Enhanced with keyboard, mouse, SCSI port, and fan. Great deal for only $750 Call 684-1107

IBM PC XT No more waiting for computers! 640K plus 30 MB hard disk, with color monitor and mouse Word Perfect, Lotus. dBase III. much more. 2 yrs. old. $1600. 493-0413

HEY! Buy my red carpet! Please! I great condition. Price negoti Call Susan. 684-7470.

Wanted to Buy 2 tickets needed for any ketball game in Jan or F Margaret at 286-0045

Ride Offered

i. or anywhere on the way. I'm wing the morning of Dec 15. Call lat 684-01.35.

Ride Needed

Rider Needed

Ride desperately needed to D.C Dec 17. in the a.m. Call Arnie. 684-1788

Lost and Found LOST; Pulsar watch with brown band in Phi Psi Commons before Thanksgiving — Reward offered — call 684-7135.

Personals

CD Superstore will match any ad­vertised price! Details apply. CD of the DayU840 — Rat in the Kitchen, only $9.99! Come by today and say you

STEPH — Thanks for taking care of your delinquent friend in France who wouldn't inform you of the courses she needed! Don't stress over exams. I'm thinking about

i appreciation of your support dur-ig the past 5 years, the Tryon Sville Motel in North Myrtle Beach as the reservation lines open for ill, 1988. Now through Jan. Spe-al Super Saver $20 per room, all 1-800-845-0605 for these ites or spring and summer 1989 ites. Also, call for first choice of :ean front rooms the end of Apr

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MAURA C Hey Roomie! Here's to late night pep talks. CI runs, and heated po­litical debates. Good luck on ex­ams and have a wonderful break! Don't let the Anti-Frank coalition get you down! Luv. P.

TIGGER Christmas Tingles have never felt sweeter my love! Remember, too many Shlotzky shots vor my for my sveets make 1 silly Bambino! A

t So baby hold me tight a 3 light: Sally kne ints! Love. Zucker.

TERP TRANSFERS lo all students transferring t he University of Maryland ne>

to remember: 1 — Duke sweat-top of anything red. 2 — Never yell while Maryland shoots free throws (although your instincts say otherwise). 3 — Never men­tion Leftv Dreisel or Len Bias. 4 — 1-95 S lo 1-85 S to US 15-501 S to NC 751 S will take you home 5 — YOUR SPRING BREAK IS ONLY 98 DAYS AWAY

To the n i ic.i.i

ioui (Swee) Indi thanks for a strange (but ei tatningl dinner. Merry Chnsl and see ya in NYC. (Headltn Dukies = 8 broken legs!)

SKI: Just wanted to tell you that I love you very much and I hope the deep powder on the slopes in Spo-

Merry Christmas! Love. L.

HEY CHUCK Get psyched for exams! No i econ to trouble you! There ai more classes AND you ha1

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ALISON BECK Happy 19th Birthday! While you're celebrating, keep away from swim­ming pools! Good luck on your finals! Beth (and Martin).

BETH MCCLELLAND Have a great 19th birthday Smile! In just one week finals will be over!

APO brothers and pledges: semi-formal pictures are in. Order them in the APO office by Fri. 12/16. Thanks!

RUSHING FRATS? Closed Relations are now In prog­ress. There should be no contact with fraternity men except volun­tary attendance at their parties. Any contact Initiated by fraternities should be reported to IFC.

GOOD LUCK CHIOS

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Jill Ahha — You're Amazing: I concertowillbea cinch with a tie artificial confidence and fan! Love, Southern Belle

PAIGE AND WHIT Just wanted lo wish you guys the BEST birthdays! Watch out world 'cause Paige will be legal! Whit —

OUT OF TIME Last chance to audition for OUT OF THE BLUE! Auditions for ALTOS ONLY are being held Sun, Dec 11 — sign up at the BC Info Desk.

NUMBER 1 9 . . . Don't ride the pine! It's just But-thead's birthday — like any other. Remember: seared flesh, bagel-mauling. POPS at MUDD (you get IBC). shirt on head, wiener schnit­zels. Jones Sausage Rd.. fingers-in-ears. Opus' noses. CHAPEL TOWERS?! Deb ball, puppety. and chilly-chill: and ihe people: Umm. Hello? EggroUs really? Hon-ey! Monerisms. bi

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something (or get carried off b twister). Okay. then. KKLava L Darrell. P.S. Weggegangen RUMMATE: Congratulations! YOL been such a tough Cookie, and so proud of you. 8 days...Love y( Lisa: Thanks for putting up v such a frazzled roomie this we You're the best! Good luck on y TWO (yes. only 2!) finals! Lo

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nall-( your birthday this year, but this Should entertain you: J-ing. new fashions at kegs, tracking the Q.C., P.Q.F weather, the wel­come-home party. Reserve Read­ing Room. "They're so dah-ry!". Paul Newman. "It's breaktime!". Human Salad. 'You're calling me from WHERE?", (gotta restart Be­ssie). Carlie Brown. Happy Birth­day. Bun. Scmoo. Mony. and all your "good friends".

PUMPKIN Happy 23 rd Birhday. Sweetie Peetie! Can you believe it? You're an alum and yo»'re still getting personals. What a life! Hope you have a super day. I'm so glad you're here. Duke's not the same without you. Another round in Chi-town? Soon... very, very soon. I loveyou. Ame.

JONATHAN My favorite (and only) i and one of the best friends I could ever hope for turns 20 Sun. Remember "Rejection can be useful, experts say" (Thank you very little). Besides, the Kates will never find anyone "better looking, more popular, dri

... tas­ty!"

SARAH HILL!

want to congratulate you ENGAGEMENT! We love y best of luck! AOT. your Delta Sisters.

Dn your ou and Kappa

Attention Duke: Be sure to wish Dan Stevenson the happiest birth­day this Sun because he's just a helluva great guy! Cleveland awaits you, Danno, Just say the word. Stop smirking. — Jen.

PAIGE TOBIAS

week to turn 21! But just think. you'll have the rest of your life to celebrate! Happy Early Birthday.

Kathy, Amy. Ashley. . Kimberly, Kirstin. Lind garet, Kristi: Merry

NANCE Sorry I've been such a jerk lately Jerk! Good luck on finals. And don't worry, in just one week we'll be a road show to go. Totally i

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STEPHANIE Happy Birthday on the 17th. You're finally a major. Good luck on ex­ams and thanks for making 1st se­mester so tres caz, you seal See

MENAGE SWF wanted. Interested? Call 684-1578.

~ ~ HEY SOUP Happy Birthday to the most amaz­ing younger sister Hope 19 is

THE INTERNSHIP Yes. you, through Duke Futures, can find the paid, career-related Internship you've dreamed oil But don't forget the deadlines! You must be registered by Jan 2 to ' tervlew In Feb. Organizations con­ducting on-campus Interviews Feb Include Proctor & Gamble,

Chase Manhattan Bank, Hewlett-Packard Co., the Prudential Insur­ance Co., and many morel Other organizations expected to sched­ule Interviews include the May Dept Stores Co., General Motors, Seaman's Church Institute Delta Airlines. Whatever youi major, your GPA, your deepest desires, II you are a sophomore oi junior you can register with us. To do so, pick up a registration form at Duke Futures Programs, 2138 Campus Dr (Undergraduate Admis­sions) 3rd floor, and return It to us with your resume before Jan 2. Drop It by before you leave for break or mall It from home. Regis-

BUTTHEAD Good morning. Butthead! I l tell you. I love this guy. He passion and a plucky spirit.. he's no pirate! Take off your :

: you'.

Anna

early to go .veil have to

I after break to party (in aria's honor, of Gour­des, who's Karen?). All we

need — besides bread — is some 30-weight ball bearings. Hasta luego...Placido Domingo. Niners! Go Gators! Seriously, thanks for

plenty more laughs...and basket­ball! Vinny Testaverde. (100 words exactly...you can count them!).

STEVE LEFF Good luck on GREs tomorrow. (They are tomorrow, aren't (hey?)

Happy B-day to the APO Birth. Goddesses: Laura, Janet. He and Susan St. Love. Susan Sh.

Leroy — Good Luck with Exams! See you tonight at the Holiday Par­ty. Your Secret Santa.

JENNIFER AND "LITTLE" MARIE: It was an Interesting semester know­ing you. Whatever am I going to do without you? Good luck on finals and have a nice Christmas Break. RA.

jePits

JOIN BLUE BALLS Duke Men: Interested in helping recruit cheerleaders? W Duke with its national image? Join Blue Balls. Duke's i cheerleader chaperone Must be pleasant to look J: I mean it & have meant it! Would I be doing this for kicks? I did it for you — so if it's you — SPEAK UP! From addicted

DEI DRA WILSON To the greatest friend in world: always remember....

Friday the thirteenth. trol my hand!(l real . Lei's see., in the past month my life has fallen apart, oh, about 32 n with you? Obsessions MUCH? Yours or mine? wimpermg. simpering, whining fool? Harem MUCH? SPRING BREAK '88 language d The camel eats Spam in Map check., were 70% of the

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25% more to go before we got to the halfway mark to Georgia. Hold THIS! Tiki the Bar Cat

MUCH"? That rented in Key West lits? What bathing s Cove 7-11. Have

you ever been this tan in your whole life, ever, in fhe entire uni­verse? Isn't your favorinte ac­tress...Meg Tilly? Have you ever heard of Erasure? Check check.

about Dallas.Have you ever n to Santa Fe? I love philoso-, do you love psychology?

PDA-Prominent Dallas Attorney. the world of high fash-

..you'd have no idea." One of Top Eight Accounting Firms. went to Hockaday .what.

Soren Kirkegaard? Can I finally

of the goddamn car? Do I go straight., no, forward. Is this a

igarette or a non­smoking cigarette? PPR Syn-drome...Eeeeeeew!(wave hands frantically) PIDDY! SPUNKY! He's

t's a law student. You DORAN. So what hap­

pened in the Jaguar? Rice G Strange, gotta love him! Star

- burn and die. Did I tell getting a HORSE in Janu-Well, I guess this is it.

22nd birthday, and you are now officially a DUKE ALUM­NA. Congratulations! You are the best Thank you so very much for everything you know. I'll miss you Love you. Me.

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Halfway between Durham and Chapel Hill; minutes from Duke and UNC. A short hop from Research Triangle Park and fhe airport. Shopping, swimming, horseback riding, theatre and restaurants practically next door.

Can Lochn'ora, this quiet, protected oasis, really be all these things? Yes. And more. Like all Allenton neighborhoods, the homes of Lochn'ora are of the highest quality design and construction. Neighborhood streets are reserved for neighbors - no through traffic.

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iss up Duke in the spring, but we wonderful European adventur-i. Send me lots of blue airmail.

Gwendy Wasser — DUPAC PT QUEEN! Thanks for everything. I'll miss you and the Cybex! Love. Julie.

CHERYL BLAU Happy Birthday, Part XX — the saga continues. May you celebrate on Sat with all the people in your voice by singing "Respect' (What? Don't you know it?) or scraping clean a can of chocolate syrup. Whatever you

that "r .

INGRID! Felicidades! Presidents de SALSA te deseamos todo lo mejor. MUCHO CARINO. Tus QueridOS Amigos Latinos!

CHRISTIAN METAL WHITECROSS. BRIDE. BARREN CROSS are coming to the area next year! To find out more about White Metal, including concerts, publica­tions, albums, call 490-5570.

THE RCK TRIO Only 3 lead roles in the play now. I'll really miss you! Take care of each other! Love, CAP.

SHANNON HUBER Sorry I can't be with you when you turn 19 AGAIN on the 28th. I hope this time around is as interesting as the 1st. HAPPY CHRISTMAS and MERRY BIRTHDAY! IM.

W RUSSEL MAYES Yes. finally, this personal you! Happy Birthday a little early! It's been the best of times, it'

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will s find c . PMA - Ther are only 8 days left of the semester from HELL. Then it's "edivapeasdo" Duke and hello Paris. I haven't seem a smile that pretty in a while — Happy Birthday!

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you of how I feel Although you're leaving soon to that great Tetpland in the North, part of you will always be Duke Blue. Don't

CATHY PETTI Thank you for sharing so much more than a home with me. I wifl miss you! Wish you the best at Har­vard! Friends always, Cathy. HAPPY B-DAY SUSAN SCAFIDI! You're a tennis goddess! Love. Susan Shank.

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1989 This holiday season, the perfect gift to ask for—

SUMMER STUDY ABROAD

B R I T I S H I S L E S Dublin-Edinburgh-London

J u n e 29 - August 12

CANADA Montreal

May 1 8 - J u l y 1

ENGLAND Cambridge

J u n e 28 - A u g u s t 12

ENGLAND Durham

July 1 - A u g u s t 12

ENGLAND London

J u n e 29 - August 12

F R A N C E Paris

May 1 9 - J u n e 30

GERMANY Erlangen

May 1 0 - J u n e 29

G R E E C E Ancient Greece

May 18 - J u n e 16 (one course)

ISRAEL Jerusalem

May 1 3 - J u l y 29

ITALY Bologna

J u n e 1 5 - J u l y 29

ITALY Florence

May 1 9 - J u l y 2

J A P A N Tokyo

May 1 9 - J u l y 1

MEXICO Mexico city

July 8 - A u g u s t 19

MOROCCO Marrakesh

J u n e 7 - July 29

THE NETHERLANDS Amsterdam - Economics

May 11 - June 24

THE NETHERLANDS Amsterdam - Learning Disabilities

June 15 -July 29

SOVIET UNION Leningrad

May 7 -June 24

SPAIN Madrid/Malaga May 27-Ju ly 8

TAIWAN Taipei

May 26-Ju ly 10

ZIMBABWE/BOTSWANA Harare/Gaborone May 23-Ju ly 9

Study abroad, including tuition, room & board and travel, costs less than a semester at Duke.

Earn Duke Course Credits

while living and studying in

another country.

Travel on your own to

other countries before

or after the program.

For further information, contact: The Summer Session Office, 121 Allen Building • 684- 2621