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Volume V.

VANCOUVER, B . C., OCT. 17, 1922

No. 3

BAKER IS

AGAIN THE

CHAMPIONTennis Doubles Captured by Mis s

Kloepfer and Baker—Singlesby Miss Tatlow.

The presentation of tennis trophie sat the mass meeting, last Thursdaynoon, brought to an end one of themost successful tournaments ever hel din 'Varsity tennis circles . Over a hun -dred students took part in the games ,and some brilliant tennis was produc-ed from the weeks' play. LorimerBaker walked off with the lion's shar eof the honors, and captured . the cupsin the men's doubles, mixed doubles ,

• and men's singles .The feature match of the last day' s

' play was undoubtedly the men's dou-bles . Turnbull and Hinck were op -posed to Munro and Baker, and starte dplay at_noon . Playing excellent tennisand fighting all the way, the playerswent through four games, and at 2 .3 0each side was credited with two sets.Turnbull showed slight signs of dis-tress, as also did Munro, but Bakerand Hinck seemed quite fresh afte rthe afternoon's gruelling work. Itwas anyone ' s game when the player sagain faced each other. All four menfought hard and played extremely fin etennis, Baker and Munro being fortu-nate enough to win the final set, 1 2-1o .

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Varsity lost to Native Sons atBrockton Point on Saturday, after oneof the most closely contested and ex-citing games recently seen in Van-couver . The score was 8-5 .

The college men started the gamewith great energy and kept the playin their opponents' territory durin gpractically the whole of the first half .The first score of the game camesome ten minutes from the openin gof play. A scrum was formed aboutfifteen yards in front of Native Sons 'goal. The dark-blue forwards heeledbut before their half could get rid o fthe ball he was tackled by McVitti ewho had broken away very fast . Theball was put down and Gregg, comin gthrough, got it at his feet, picked itup almost at once and went over th eline close to the posts . Plummer con-verted, giving Varsity a five-pointlead. Play until half-time furnished athrilling contest with the college hav-ing the better of it, though no furthe rscore resulted .

After half-time Native Sons startedpressing. Varsity had set a very fastpace in the first half and apparentl ytheir condition was not quite goo denough to enable them t'o maintain i tin the second. Native Sons' weightat once began to tell . Though pressed

PLAY WILL

BE SEEN AT

CHRISTMASPlayers' Club Finally Choose the

"High Priest," Written by

Miss Anderson .

"The High Priest," a one-act play byMiss Annie M . Anderson of this year' ssenior class, will be produced by thePlayers' Club at its annual Christma sperformances in the college auditor-ium on November 23, 24 and 25. ToMiss Anderson goes the honor of be-ing the first student of the Universityto have her work accepted for presen-tation by the club .

As the successful candidate in com-petition with six other undergraduates ,Miss Anderson wins the $50 priz eoffered by the Players' Club . Her playdeals with a dramatic incident in Brit-ish India .

Other selections for the Christma sperformances have been announced b yProf . F. G. C. Wood of the Players 'Club. "The Dark Lady of the Son-nets," a comedy of witticism at theexpense of William Shakespeare byGeorge Barnard Shaw ; "Rococo," afarce comedy depicting a familysquabble, by Granville Barker, an d"On 'Vengeance Height," by AllanDavis, constitutes the remainder o fthe programme . The play by Davis isa tense presentation of a family feu dand is interesting as being the pro-duct of the Little Theatre movementin America with which the Players 'Club is actively associated .

back Varsity continued to tackle har dand their opponents, who were un-doubtedly putting up a splendid game ,had to work very hard for the point sthey gained. Early in the half Tyrr-whit got away on the right wing butwas tackled at the corner flag an dcarried into touch in goal . Some min-utes later Stewart of the Native Sons 'ran through and came round for atry behind the posts . This was con-verted, tying the score and increasingthe already great interest of the game .Native Sons' continued to force theplay and more than once came nearscoring. Within ten minutes of tim eTyrrwhit got away again in a ru nwhich resulted in a try . The kickwas unsuccessful . Varsity now foundsome of their former energy and spen tthe remainder of the match in a des-perate attempt to equal or better thei ropponents' score . Cameron got awayonce for Varsity but Stewart collaredhim when he seemed to have som echance of scoring and no points wer eadded . With the light Varsity teamcondition is such as essential factorthat the least lack of it is at once ap-parent . Apart from this lack an dsome rather unaccountable fumblin gof the ball by the backs the team

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MUSICAL CLU BPLANS LECTURES

Society Obtains Services of Mr .Grant as Their Ne w

Conductor.

The Musical Society's Christmasconcert will take place in the middl eof December . A series of educationalafternoons is being arranged to fol-low. There will be short lectures o nthe fundamentals of music deliveredby prominent musical authorities ,which should prove very instructiv eand interesting to all lovers of music .

The Musical Society considers itsel fvery fortunate in having obtained th eservices as conductor of Mr. Grant ,organist and choirmaster of the Firs tBatist Church . Mr. Grant, a pupil o fVoght, did solo piano work in Toronto ,and recently in Edmonton . His choirwon the prize at the Alberta Festival .Since coming to Vancouver a year agoMr . Grant has won much favourabl ecomment on his work at the Firs tBaptist Church .

BIGGEST MASS MEETING

YET—FRIDAY NOON

To-morrow noon has been set fo rthe time when the whole student bodywill gather in the auditorium to hearand approve the plans for VarsityWeek. This is the most importantmeeting that has yet been called bythe ,committee . Every student whohas the interest of his Alma Mater a theart must and will be there .

"Tell them to turn out in fullstrength," said President Ab. Richardsto the Ubyssey yesterday. "We ar eapproaching the crucial point, th eclimax, of our campaign and the suc-cess of the whole scheme depend supon the plans being very carefullylaid, generally understood, and faith -fully followed . This meeting is th ecouncil of war before the attack."

THERE'S A

GOOD TIME

COMINGThe Final Preparations Are Com-

pleted For Celebration of

Campaign Week.

"We ain't no government's darling,we're as poor as can be," was thedominant tone of the Publicity Cam-paign meeting Friday noon . Not blueas can be, remember, but poor ; and ifMr . Jupe Pluvius will only hold th efort a little longer we'll--'well watchout for Varsity week.

President Richards placed beforethe meeting a plant uggested byProfessor P . A . Boving pit; approvedby the Campaign Committee, - of build-ing a memorial cairn on the Univer-sity site at Point Grey .-- The buildin gof this memorial wilt terminate Vars-ity Week. The stone is to be assem-bled by the students and will be dedi-cated to the Alma Mater Society opOctober 28, following the pilgrimage ."To the glory of our Alma Mater, we ,the students of the University ofBritish Columbia, build this cairn,"will be the inscription engraved uponone of the tablets . Of course thereis a certain amount of method in thi smadness, for all things are to be doneunder the eye of the moving picturecamera. Following the dedicationeveryone will mount the skeletons ofthe new science building and a pic-ture will be taken . Another spectacl efor the camera will be the arrange-ment of the pilgrims into the letter sU. B. C. And speaking of the camera,Mr. Richards stated that arrange-ments were being made to have mov-ies taken of our "Fabled Halls" in alltheir massed congestion . Mr. JackClyne made the following statementwhich is worthy of repetition : "If youhappen to be in a theatre and thereis a campaign slide flashed on thescreen, jump up on your seat andmake a joyful noise ; start "Kitsilano"or "Catfish" or something . "

That the work of the students intheir energetic prosecution of thePublicity Campaign has won the ad-miration and congratulations of all i smanifested by the statement of Presi-dent L. S. Klinck to the Ubyssey o nhis return from the School Trustees 'convention held at Penticton recently.

"No effort on the part of the au-thorities has ever attracted the atten-tion of the public as has the campaig nnow being carried on by the student sfor the removal of the University toPoint Grey," he said . "Their enthu-siasm is contagious . Everywhere onegoes questions are asked as to theprogress of the campaign and bestwishes are expressed for the succes sof the movement . The initiative, re-source and energy with which thecanvass is being prosecuted hascaught and fired the imagination ofmen and women in all parts of theprovince. "

Miss Annie M. Anderso n

VARSITY LOSES TO NATIVE SON SBY A SCORE OF EIGHT TO FIVE

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POSSIBILITIES OF THESTACK ROOM DISCUSSED

Its Origins, Uses and Tendencie sBy Tisiphon e

"A shocking example," said Mr.Ridington, emphatically. "Originallyconstructed for the facilitation ofstudies, it has displayed an ever in-creasing tendency to deviate from thislofty intention and to display an utter-ly unwarranted ability in furtheringopportunities for philandering . Sir, "said Mr. Ridington severely, "I repeatthe word, philandering ." "Dreadful, "we shuddered, comprehending at oncethat someone had been stealing theprecious books. "Can nothing bedone?" "Nothing," he murmure dbrokenly . "Once it was a haunt oflearning, but now—"

Infinite Variet y"Nonsense!" said Miss Jefferd ,

quietly, yet with a certain forcethat carried conviction . "Haunt?Learning? Ridiculous! It may hav ebeen built for that purpose but I feelthat the study complex exists only inisolated cases . The uses of the lad-ders, the advantages of the passages,the possibilities of the corner next t omy desk, are many and various, bu tlearning—" "Still this year,"' wesuggested, "will not the new regula-tions revive the atmosphere of aca-demic calm, and transform the Stac kRoom into a haven of peace?" W ewaited for a reply. None was forth -coming .

It Has No Tendencie s"T'he Stack Room, my dear sir, "

said Mr. Haweis, "has no tendencies .Nothing could be worse than presentconditions . Do you expect them totend to grow better?" "Ah!" wemurmured, sympathetically, "you re-fer to the lack of accommodation?""No," he answered, with that wistfu llook which always means that thewearer thereof is looking back at1921-22, "I refer to the fact that somethings about the Stack Room havebeen too accommodating." It was to omuch . Origins lost, uses bad, ten-dencies worse—we fled from theStack Room and rushed to get ou rpermit .

ARTS WOMEN'S UNDERGRA DAt a meeting of the Arts Women' s

Undergrad three representatives, Mis sEve Eveleigh, Miss Jean Davidson an dMiss Doris Shorney, were elected t oco-operate with a similar number an dmembers from the Arts Men's Under -grad in the erection of a float for th ePublicity Campaign .

Miss Annie Anderson outlined th eplans for the winter . Besides th ePrefects' tea held last week, there isto be another this term for outsidegirls, and one more after Christmas .

Near the end of January it is in-tended that a vocational conferenc ebe held . This will take the form o fhalf-hour talks by various speakers o nthe subject "Vocations for Women . "The conference is to be held if pos-sible on a Wednesday, Thursday andFriday of the same week.

THE ENGINEERIN GDISCUSSION CLU B

The first meeting of the Engineer-ing Discussion Club will be held o nTuesday noon, the 24th, in the firs tyear Science class room .

Mr. Lighthall will speak on th e"Economic Status of the Engineer, "and Mr. Mathers on "The Fishing In-dustry of B . C . "

This is to be an open meeting andall who are interested in the engi -neering topics of the day are invitedto attend .

The lectures given at this Club areall by men who have a personal know-ledge of their subjects .

The first meeting of the ChemistrySociety was held in the Physics lec-ture- room on October 10 . The presi-dent of the Society, Bill Graham, Sc .'23, was in the chair and outlined th ework and aims of the Society . hi hisremarks he stated that what waswanted was not so much a large mem-bership as a live and active Society.Students taking Chemistry were es-pecially invited, but an invitation i sextended to all interested .

Dr . Archibald, the honorary presi-dent, gave a very interesting addres son one of the latest experiments i nchemistry, the disintegration of thetungsten atom. Dr. Archibald dealtwith the disintegration of radio-activesubstances and also mentioned Ruther-ford's experiment in which he brokeup some of the lighter elements bybombarding them with alpha raysfrom Radium "C ." Then he gave avery instructive and interesting ac -count of this latest experiment, per -formed in Chicago, iln which theheavy metal tungsten was broken u pinto helium .

The next meeting of the Society willbe held Tuesday evening . The sub-ject will be announced on the notic eboards .

VARSITY PRESS BUREA UEveryone has heard about th e

Varsity Press Bureau but there arefew who realize its significance andfar-reaching importance . By meansof a Press Publicity Campaign, th eVarsity Press Bureau is endeavorin gto get in touch with every monthly ,semi-weekly and daily published i nthis province . In these publicationsnews-letters are to be printed regu-larly . The idea is to let every vote rin the province know the difficultie sunder which the students of the Uni-versity of British Columbia are work-ing . This Press Bureau is not merelya transient affair, but it is the hop eof those who are working upon itthat it may, in time, become the dis-tributing centre of university newsthroughout the province .

Mr. A. F. Roberts of the VancouverDaily Province, Mr. H. M. Cassidy ,editor of The Ubyssey, and Mr . D. M .McIntyre, Arts '23, are directing th ePress Publicity Campaign . Alreadytwo newsletters have been forwardedto the different publications whichhave promised their support . Theseletters have dealt principally with theStudent Campaign . Some idea of thesuccess with which the publicity cam-paign is meeting will be realizedwhen it is learned that already thesenews-letters are being printed in pub-lications which have a total circula-tion of 150,000 .

GLEE CLUB HIK EBlue skies and glorious sunshin e

helped to make the Glee Club hikeon Saturday a great success .

The party scrambled down thesteep trail at the Lynn Valley carterminus and deposited coats, hat sand "eats" by the side of the creek .

The party then set off up the Lyn nValley road, and following the Sey-mour trail crossed the divide and de-scended into the next valley . TheSeymour road was explored for som edistance, and it was only the though tof supper at five that finally prompte dthe party to retrace its steps .

When the hikers returned the yfound a huge can of tea steaming b ythe campfire, so they sat down grate-fully and proceeded to dispose of th evaried eatables.

As befitted a Glee Club, camp-fir esongs and rounds were sung until i tgrew dark . Then there was a madscramble up the steep trail which hadsomehow become strangely unfamiliarto those not possessed of "night-eyes, "and an hilarious and joyful journeyto town.

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ESHMEN AFTER THEGOVERNORS' CUP

Who is going to win the Governor'sup this year ?"We are," says Arts '24, but th erosh think otherwise. Eddie Dart s

getting the Freshmen started, andhey have a good chance to cop th eilverware.The Governor's Cup was presente d

y the Board of Governors of the Uni-ersity for inter-class competition . Atresent Arts '24 holds it . The cup isiven to the class making the highes tumber of points in the inter-clas sports . Points are gained for the va-ous classes in the Tug of War, Bas-etball, Rugby, Soccer, the Track

Meet, the Arts '20 Relay, Swimmin gnd Boxing .In the Tug of War, Basketball, Rug-

y, Soccer, and Track Meet the classesoming first will each gain four points .

These getting second place will re-eive three, and those coming thirdnd fourth will get two and one point sespectively. 'In the Arts '20 Relay,he Swimming Meet and the Boxin g

Tournament three, two and one point swill be in order . Now is the time toget your men lined up .

INFORMATION FOR FROS HFor the benefit of the Frosh some-

hing must be said about each of thedifferent sections of the inter-classsports .

The Tug of War begins next week .Two classes will contend for the firs tround at noon on the King Edwardampus . The winner of the pull will

step up one notch and will later meethe winner of the next two contendin glasses . Thus the teams will ente r

the semi-final and finals until the bestteam stands alone .

The Basketball series is conductedalong the same lines, and the game sstart next week . Since they are partf the Varsity Week events, everyon e

should support his class team .Later the Rugby and the Socce r

games are in order . The Frosh shoul dfield a strong Rugby team, as they ar eeven now playing together in the Cit yIntermediate League .

SOCCER TEAM DEFEATEDBY SAPPERTO N

Sapperton, aided by the greatest o fgood luck, were successful in holdin gVarsity to a one all draw at Powel lStreet, Saturday, after a somewha tlistless game .

The suburbanites won the toss an delected to play with the sun . In spit eof this advantage Varsity presse dhard and ten minutes after the open-ing of the first half Johnny McLeod Iscored on a pass from Lundie .

This aroused Sapperton and severa ltimes they were extremely dangerous .During a sally into our territory ,Cross, the suburbanites' center, gainedpossession of the ball . Buckley, inan effort to check him, caught th eball on his heel, and it bounded iaway through our goal giving Moshe rno chance to save. It was a mostunfortunate accident, although n oblame whatever can be attached t oBuckley, who played an all round fai rgame .

Upon the resumption of play, in th esecond half, our representatives mad ea determined effort to score an dcaused Sandford, in goal, some ex-tremely -anxious moments, It wa sundoubtedly our off-day, Cameron ,McLeod and Lundie seeming on sev-eral occasions to find trouble in lo-cating the goal .

The teams : Sapperton—Sandford ;H. Chiel, Kilbeck ; S. White, Hart ;S . Chiel, J . Gardner, Cross, Geddesand Wood .

Varsity — Mosher ; Crate, Baker,Buckley, Phillips, Say; Cameron, Mc -Leod, Lundie, Jackson, Emery .

BADMINTON NOTE SAre you interested in Badminton ?

If so, you are invited to come out an dtake part in the play on Wednesda yevenings . Many tournaments are be-ing planned throughout the year, an don the whole a lively year is in stor efor Badminton enthusiasts .

The opening meeting of the Varsit yBadminton Club was held last Thurs-day, when an election of officers too kplace and plans for the coming yea routlined .

Permission to use the King Edwardgymnasium has been obtained an dgymnasium is available for club mem-bers on Wednesday evenings from8 :30 on .

The personnel of the executive forthe year is as follows : President ,Jessie Caspell ; vice-president, Ger-ald Kerr ; secretary, Isobel Russell ;treasurer . Harold Cantelon ; tourna-ment committee, Jack Underhill an dEve Eveleigh .

INTERMEDIATE RUGBY .In the intermediate rugby game on

Saturday, Varsity •III . rugby team tookthe Freshmen into camp by the scor eof 3—0. The game was even from th estart and continued to be a hard-fought, see-saw game right to the last .The Frosh scrum was superior to th eVarsity III . scrum and worked veryefficiently, getting out the ball to three ,quarter line, time and time again .However, their three-quarters wer enot up to the occasion and fumble dand spoiled many chances of gainin gground, by poor passing . Varsity III .played a strong game, and, taking ad-vantage of the breaks, went over earl yin the second half . The Freshme nwere unable to equalize the score an dthe game ended with the third teamthree points up . Both teams were i ngood condition and their standard ofplay is improving with each game .

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THE TRACK MEE TThe Track Meet, which will be hel d

in the spring, is one of the bigges tthings at the college .

The Arts '20 Relay, so called be -cause a cup was presented by Arts '2 0as its valedictory gift for the relayrace from the Point Grey site to th eUniversity buildings in Fairview, wil lalso be held in the spring . Eight menwill form each team and the cours eis about eight miles long, each ma nrunning one mile . This is anotherbig event . Last year the Aggies wonout after a hard fight .

This is the first year that th eSwimming Meet and the Boxin gTournament has counted points forthe Governor's Cup . The Boxing Clu band the Swimming Club are new atthe U. B . C. as last year was thei rinitial year. Since the athletic socie-ties have placed them as semi-majo rsports they should be well patronized .

Draws for first rounds of the variou sseries were made yesterday. Resultsof the draws will be posted .

ANNOUNCEMEN T

A University Church Service willbe held at the First PresbyterianChurch, corner Gore Avenue an dHastings Street, on Sunday night at7 :30 p .m. Rev. Craig will deliver thesermon .

~ SPORT NEWS i@CHESS GROU P

The chess enthusiasts held thei rfirst meeting on Monday in Room 23 .This meeting was a success fromevery possible standpoint . Arrange-ments were made to meet each Mon -day from 4 to 6 p .m. The playerstalked over such matters as tourna-ments (faculty vs . students, inter -faculty, etc .), cratometers and recog-nition. Elections were postponeduntil the games get well under way, _but Mr. Hislop, Mr . Forrester and Mr.Marsh were elected as a temporarymanagment committee .

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eTHE UBYSSEY

OCTOBER 17TH 1922

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REMISSION OF FEE S

The announcement from the Bur-sar's office that Returned Soldiers at-tending the University would be re-quired to pay full fees this session ha scaused no little stir among the menaffected and has been a very unwel-come surprise to all of them .

Since the conclusion of the war ithas been the policy of the Universityto levy no fees from Returned men ,as some compensation for the econ-omic disadvantage to which the ywere put on account of their militaryservice. The administration authori-ties are still in sympathy with thei rformer policy but find themselves i nthe awkard position of having n ofunds available to carry it on thisyear and have been reluctantly com-pelled to make the decision that hasbeen announced .

The position of the University i svery evident, and the position of theReturned Soldier students is also quit eclear . The University had practicall ygiven them an assurance that theywould be immune from the obligationof paying fees duriing the period o ftheir studying here . The sudden pro-nouncement that this rule would b echanged has meant to most of themnot only an apparent breaking of faith ,but the imposition of an additiona lfinancial burden which they will findextremely difficult, and itn some cases,impossible to bear .

There seems to be but one hope fora solution of the difficulty that will b esatisfactory and fair to both parties .This is the obtaining from the gov-ernment of a small grant sufficient t ocover the remission of fees to theReturned Men . The whole questio nis to be discussed at a meeting of theBoard of Governors tomorrow night ,we believe, and we venture to sug-gest that they make strong represen-tatign to the government for assist-ance. Dr. McLean has already ex-pressed himself as being in sympathywith the plan of remission of feesand should be willing to show hissympathy in a concrete way.

FREE DISCUSSION .

In a letter written to a friend fro mhis residence at Ferney, Voltair esays, "I am absolutely opposed toyour ideas, but I shall always defendyour right to express them." Thegreat philosopher had grasped thisfact ; it is better to let erroneous be-liefs flourish than to stifle the expres-sion of all belief. If tares come upwith the wheat, it is to be deplored ,but the right of the wheat to live i smore important than the fact thatthe tares ought to be destroyed .Similarly, it is better to give even un-sound or freakish ideas a hearing thanto silence all expression.

There are conservative ones who d onot agree with the above opinion . Wehave heard them say that some formof legislation should prevent discus-sion of social problems in Universityorganizations . To these people suchgatherings are hotbeds of Bolshevis m.and menace the social order. Butwhere is discussion possible at all, i fthese questions cannot be discusse din a restrained and orderly debatin gsociety, where there is just enoug hacademic atmosphere to create an im-personal detachment and to banis hpersonal bitterness ?

We are not apologising for violentyouthful bursts for or against the"capitalistic system." We are not ad-vocating any guiding principle fo rthese discussions, except the principleof free speech . And it would be aretrograde step indeed were the Uni-versity . to be deprived of the righ tto speak boldly and openly. Can we iretain in our civilization tae privilegethat our savage ancestors granted tollevery freeman, or do modern condi-tions force us to submit all our opin-ions to a censor ?

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gested for use in the campaign parade .They are to be sung to a Harvar dmarching tune . Be sure to bring thi scopy of the Ubyssey to the meetin gon Friday. It will then be decide dwhich set is to be used ."We're thru' with tents and hovels ,We're done with shingle stain ,That's why we want you to join usAnd carry our campaign .The government can't refuse us ,No matter what they say ,For we'll get the people votin gFor our new home at Point Grey.

Blue and gold—keep our colours flyin gOn the march to victoryThe' for walls of stone we're sighing,Each year you can watch'us growingHere's to good old U. B. C.While our huts shrink more and more ;But just ask us where we are goin gAnd you'll hear the answering roar

POINT GREY'!

VARSITY LOSE S(Continued from Page 1 )

played very well . Gregg was the out-standing man on the College team ,playing a splendid game with undim-inished speed from beginning to end .The absence of supporters was a com-plete disgrace .

By the WayThe first issues of the Saskatchewa n

Sheaf and the Manitoba Manitobanhave come to hand . In the Manitobanthere is editorial mention of the newscheme of news-letter exchanges be-tween the four Western Canadian Uni-versity papers, which has been receiv-ed favourably by all of them .

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Why not have the conductors cal lout : "Willow Street, University," in -stead of "Willow Street, Hospital" ?

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The distinction being, of course ,that the one is an infirmary for th emind, the other for the body .

SONG OF THE VACCINATED ONES

We are immune, though others flirt ;We listen to their siren tune ,

EmJoy ourselves, but take no hurt :We are immune.

We walk unharmed beneath the moon ,Whose rays our weaker friends con-

vertTo moony creatures all too soon .

The sentimental or the pert ,December fires, the breeze of June ,

All find us friendly—but alert :We are immune .

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BAKER AGAIN CHAMPION(Continued from Page 1)

Twenty minutes later Baker facedTurnbull to fight for the singles 'crown, and after three sets emerge donce more triumphant, the score stand-ing 6—4, 6—1, 6—0 .

in the ladies' doubles Misses Kloep-fer and Tatlow disposed of MissesRowan and Weld after a rather inter-esting exhibition, 6—0, 6—1 .

Miss Tatlow defeated Miss Rowa nin the ladies' singles by a score of6—2, 6—0. Miss Tatlow was in fineform, her accurate placing being afeature of the match .

In the mixed doubles, Miss Kloepfe rand Baker opposed Miss Tatlow an dHincks. After an extremely fine dis-play, Miss Kloepfer and Baker emerg-ed victorious .

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AGGIE NEWS AND VIEWS

Last Wednesday at a meeting of theAgriculture Discussion Club, Presi-,dent Phillips addressed the meetin gand announced the plans for the forth-coming season . Prof. Saddler waselected as Honorary President of theClub. The President then called onDean Clement and Prof . Saddler, whoboth gave very interesting addresse sand wished the Club the best of suc-cess. Prof. Saddler gave some verygood pointers on debating. Phillipsthen announced that the next meetin gwould be held the following Wednes-day. The subject for discussion wil lbe: "Resolved, that a 48-hour wee kbe adopted on the farm," with Messrs .Buckley and Murphy the negative an dMessrs . Atkinson and Fulton the af-firmative .

Last Thursday noon there was ameeting of the Aggie Undergrad, innwhich plans for the Aggie banquet tobe held tomorrow at the Citizens Clubwere made . President Woods address-ed the meeting . A committee of fiv ewas appointed, a representative fro meach department, to arrange for theparade on the 28th. Messrs . Blair, La-vers, Rive, Fulton, and Wilcox wer eappointed in this capacity.

CHANGE IN SCHEDUL EAn alteration has been made in the

Institute programme next week . Mr .Angus, who has just returned fromCentral Europe, will speak on the econ-omic conditions of the countries whic hhe has visited . Mr. Walker's lectur eon "Artistic Lying," will be held overuntil the end of the session as it willof course, be seasonable at any time .

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APPEAL TO THE FRESEMANEditor "Ubyssey. "Dear Sir :

Allow me to take advantage of you rpopular paper to ask a question . Arethe Freshmen asleep? That is what Iasked myself last Saturday at th eFreshmen vs . Varsity III . rugby game ,when I saw the side lines bare o fFreshmen roters .

"Fresmen, do you expect the rugb yteam which is representing you on th efield to win when you haven't the cour-age to turn out to support them?" Ithink I'm safe in saying the Freshme ngot no support whatsoever in last Sat-urday' s game nor did they get any th eweek before . Lack of encouragemen tis partly the reason why we lost th elast game. There were no Freshmenthere to rot. Is it not, dear editor, aneyesore to see such a poor turnou tfrom such a large class ?

Wake up Freshmen : Do you notsometimes hear these words in thi ssleep which has crept over you? Sho wsigns of life, do not be book-worms o nSaturday afternoons when you shoul dbe out supporting your team . You ar eillegally sharing what honors your tea mis winning . Wake up from that eterna lsleep and show the rest of the Univer-sity that there is a Freshmen clas shere this year as there has been inprevious years .

Yours truly ,A FRESHMAN .

ARTS '24 HIKE .

Last Saturday at 1.40, the Junioryear again led Varsity class activi-ties when they jaunted off on a hik eto Capilano . The weather was idealand an enjoyable afternoon and even-ing were spent "exploring, eating anddancing." One of the surprises of th eday was to find on reaching the secon dcanyon pavilion that it was crowde dto the doors with Normal students ;this being the occasion of their bighike. However they soon departed ,and the members of '24 were left inundisputed enjoyment of the pavilion .After a "gorgeous repast" dancing wasthe order of the day, and it was agreat relief to be able to dance insome degree of comfort and forgetthe overcrowding of the night beforeat the "annual stampede." At 8 theparty started on the downward jour-ney and caught the 9 .20 ferry home .

Mrs . Eastman, Miss Kathleen Peckand Miss Eastman accompanied th eparty and enjoyed the hike as muchas any of the members of Arts '24 .

FRESHMAN RECEPTION .

Say, did you see that sign in theHall—"Wanted, two girls to take tw oFreshmen to Reception—ones withcar preferred"? Bill and me don ethat. We sure got some good replies ,but we just naturally thought we' dbetter take two Freshettes and give'em a good time. Bill said the easiestway to take 'em would be to meet 'emat the corner of Robson and Hornb y—and so we did . Say, that place wa scrammed! Bill and me filled our pro -grams right away, but we saved tw odances for the girls . We sure had on egood time—and let me tell you, th ebest part of all was them FIVE sup -per dances and the moonlight waltz .(I had it with the little bobbed blonde—Bill had it with the vamp . )

When it was all over, Bill and m ehelped dispose of the rest of the eats ,giving the girls plenty of time to fuss .Gosh, we had an awful time gettingout through the crowd! Weren't w eglad we told the girls to meet us out -side! "I'll bet them Freshettes wil lbe glad to get into a street car an dgo home," says Bill ; but—they hadn' tcome out yet . Then Bill poked me ."Look," says he—and what do yo uthink? Those two Freshettes weregetting into one of them yellow taxi swith two science fellers . Can youbeat it ?

NURSING UNDERGRAD SOCIET Y

The Nursing Undergraduate Societyheld its first meeting of the year i nthe nurses' residence, Wednesdayevening, with Miss B. Johnson in th echair . Plans for the coming yea rwere discussed . One change was madein the executive, when Miss A. Hedle ywas elected secretary to fill the va-cancy made by the withdrawal o fMiss D. Taylor.

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At a meeting of the Fresh held lastMonday, Walter Patrick was electedthe president of Arts '26 .

Hunter Lewis, president of the Artsmen, presided over the meeting. Hespoke a few words to the Freshme nurging them to choose as their execu-tive the men and women best suitedfor the positions. He asked that theyvote for the men on their merits an dto forget any high school relations .He urged the men to support thei rcollege, their faculty and their clas sin all the college activities .

The class executive of Arts '26 is :President, Walter Patrick ; vice-presi-dent, Roberta Thurston ; marshall ,Wilbur Sparks ; secretary, Agne sKing ; treasurer, Russel Palmer ; de-puty treasurer, Freda Edgett ; men' sliterary representative, P . Selwood ;women's literary representative, JeanFaulkner; men's athletic representa-tive, Edwin C . Darts ; women's athleticrepresentative, Eleanor Nicholson .

The Fresh did not choose an honor-ary president but will do so at th enext meeting of the class .

Eddie Darts is getting his me nready for their several tests an dpromises to give the other years aclose run for the Governor's Cup .

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Under the present scheme membersof the upper year and grads desirin gstack room privileges are permitte dto use the stack room for study be-tween six .,and ten every night . Theyhave organized themselves into a bodyand each evening one of their numberis put in complete charge and it ishis or her duty to report any breachof stack room etiquette to Mr. Riding-

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VARSITY VS. ST. SAVIOUR S

The jinx that has been followin gthe Varsity second soccer eleven ra ntrue to form last Saturday at Clark ePark, when our representatives in th eThird Division lost to the strong St .Saviour team by a score of 7-2 . Thegame was fast from start to finish ,and the players worked hard up til lthe final whistle . Varsity, however ,was weak in defence and at timessimply could not hold the opposin gforwards. With more practice an dthe injection of more combination intheir play, the second team will n odoubt improve. Up to date there havebeen too many changes in the line-u pto bring forward an efficient, success-ful team .

SIGMA DELTA KAPPAHOLDS MOCK PARLIAMEN T

As Tuesday's meeting of the SigmaDelta Kappa was the first of the year,Mr . Goodwin, the president (acting asspeaker in the parliament), gave ashort address for the sake of the new -comers .

He enlarged upon the aims of th eSociety and it advantages as a trainingground for public speakers .

The leaders of the opposition, Mr .J . S . Burton and Miss E. Griffiths thenbrought in a bill urging the discontinu-ance of the present nationalization pol-icy of Canada with regard to railways .They averred that governments werenot primarily interested in makin grailroads pay and would thus tak egreater risks than private companies ;often for political purposes. In a fewrare instances government operatio nhad been successful, but only as th eresult of political, economic and fin-ancial conditions in no way analagou sto conditions existing in Canada. Inthe great majority of countries whereIt has been tried, government owner-ship had failed hopelessly—for in -stance, in Australia and the Unite dStates .

The Premier, Mr . W. Martin, an dMiss Helen McGill, defended the gov-ernment's policy. They contendedthat government ownership was anadvantage in the elimination of dupli-cation in routs, and that, consequently ,the public received better service thanby private companies. It was shownthat government operation in Franceand Germany had been successful .

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Well, neither Miss Nilly or a gotinto the Players' Club : It's a funnything, too, because we're both goodlooking . However, we've both joinedthe Outdoors Club so we don't care .I'll tell you how it happened. Youknow that list that was down in thefront hall ; that list where the menand women who wanted to beloug tothe Outdoors Club signed their names ?Well, I happened to be looking thething over one day last week whe nwhose name should I see there bu tMiss Nilly's . Of course I didn't car eabout that, but I just began thinkin gwhat a fine thing the Outdoors Clu bis . It is the only club that gives youa chance to get in touch with the big ,clean outdoors alnd the beauties o fnature . Without further thought Iwrote my name under hers. None ofyour Players' Club stuff for me ; mefor the open road every time .

Our first trip was up Grouse, las tSaturday and Sunday . There wereabout twenty of us including Mis sNilly and me . The first part of theclimb was pretty steep and us fel-lows had to give the girls a hand-up,but we didn't mind : I happened toget Miss Nilly. After a while wereached the Club's cabin . As soon aswe got there the fellows stripped offtheir sweaters and started cleaningthe place up. .I was feeling a bi ttired myself so I just sat around andtold the rest of the bunch what to do .It looked pretty decent after I hadfinished. And so the time went on .Sunday morning we made lots of ex-peditions from the cabin, sometimesthe whole bunch of us together andsometimes just a few of us alone. ButI'll have to cut out the details .

On Sunday aftelnioon we starteddown. Our descent was rather sud-den but by the time we got onto th elevel it was pretty dark . And nowcomes the most interesting part o fall . The rest of the crowd were walk-ing too fast, so Miss Nilly and I wer eforced to lag behind. I says to her ,"Feeling pretty tired, Miss Nilly?"and she says, "Oh no, Mr. Cork, bu tI wish you wouldn't call me Mis sNilly ." Then I says, "What'll I cal lyou then?" and she says, "Call m eLizzie . "

Just think from mow on I'm goingto call her Lizzie I can 't believe ityet.

—ZIP.

WOMEN'S LIT.At its last meeting the Women's

Lit decided against amalgamatio nwith the Men's Literary Society .

Miss Ruth McWilliams and Mis sPhyllis Gregory were elected by ac-clamation to the positions of secre-tary and treasurer respectively .

The next meeting of the Societ ywill be held Wednesday, October 25 ,at 3 p.m . in the Auditorium. A de -bate between Arts '23 and '24 hasbeen arrainged .

The

Literary CornerMEDITATIONS IN SUNDAY SCHOO L

I won't be a KnightIn cold cold mail ,

To ride on a ques tFor a dragon's tail .

To fight for the gloryOf God above,

And a blue-eyed princess,That I must love .

I'll be a RobberIn a fine red cloak,

And gather in gol dFrom the righteous folk .

Drink all the rumOf a smuggler's den,

And live with the curse sAnd songs of men .

D . H. W .

STUDENT CHRISTIAN MOVEMENT.

"Free education is the only fre ething in the world which does notpauperize its recipients," said DeanColeman, in his address to the Stu -dents' Movement on Monday last . Thespeaker dwelt on the element of per-sonal sacrifice involved in the acquir-ing of a college education, and show-ed how this spirit had given rise t othe S . C . M .

"The ideal of the Student Christia nMovement has a distinct appeal to th ecollege student, because it satisfieshis emotional nature and at the sam etime it has a rational appeal to hi sintellect," continued the speaker .

Mr. H. Allen, the President of th eS. C. M., announced that the nextmeeting would be held on Mondaynoon, in Room Z, when E . R. McLean ,the Secretary of the Religious an dEducational Council of B. C., wouldaddress the students .

ARTS MEN'S UNDERGRAD.

The Arts Men's Undergrad Societyhad its first meeting on Friday last .Prof. H. T. Logan, Honorary Presi-dent, addressed the meeting and point-ed out the opportunities which await-ed the college trained man .

The various members of the execu-tive were introduced to the Freshmen ,and Messrs . Shore, Stringer and Pol-lock were elected to look after theArts float in the Pilgrimage Parade .

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"I don't believe it yet," said Buck,And neither did the Freshmen.

NEWS OF THE CITY CHURCHE SWhen History 5 arrived at their

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Decidedly a motion to be secondedby all students .

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It is reported that a committee fromChalmers Church has offered th eswimming pool to the President foruse as a lecture room . The reporthas not been officially confirmed, butthe double advantages of such an ar-rangement must be plain to all .

• • *Considerable skepticism exist s

among the first year Physics clas sregarding the scientific possibility o fthe Jonah and the Whale episodechronicled in the Bible . With the aidof the submersion tank, several gal-lons of water, a model whale (prob-ably of rubber), a model main fromthe first year Arts class, and a woolenbathing suit, and with the assistanc eof a fair co-ed with bobbed hair andchewing gum, Doc . Davidson will ex-plode their theories in the Baptis tChurch on Sunday evening. All in-terested are asked to meet around thebath tub. Members of the swimmin gclubs are especially invited .

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But just the same, the dance hall di dhold over a thousand people lastFriday night . Our cub reported pre-sents his impressions to the reader sof Muck.

The Frosh Reception—Seque l"No two bodies can occupy th e

same place at the same time," saidthe Freshette as I stepped on herfoot. "Every action has an equal andopposite reaction," I responded gal-lantly, hastily walking on my neigh-bor's partner instead. "Well, perhapsyou couldn't help it," she concede dwith a side-long glance at my feet .

Lots of Gru bIt is reported that some of the am-

bitious found their way into the dimlylit cubby-hole more than once . OneFreshman said he liked that song ,"When Shall We Meet Again?" onlyunfortunately they never played ituntil it was time to go home.

A FRESHETT EHow fresh she seemed to me, how fai r

When first we came togetherWith shortened skirts and black

bobbed hai rAnd color that was always there

No matter what the weather .

But see her now. I'm in a plight,Affection I must sever ;

Her skirts are long, her hair not quite ,Can any man love such a sight ?

Them days am gone forever .

IN THE UOct . 26--Professor Hutchinson dis-

courages the bringing of slide rule sto the lectures for the dissection ofMendel's Law.

Oct . 27 — Chess becomes majorsport. Morgan makes arrangementsfor carrying on the training of players .

Oct . 28--Anti-Evolution Club formed .Large turnout expected .

Oct . 29--Wilcox publishes his me-moirs .

NOTE RE PUBLICITY CAMPAIG NIt is now the duty of all good stud-

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Always a Way Ou t"If you don't like it you know ho w

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UNCONSIDERED TRIFLES ."What was that meat, so good and

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In Other College s

Willamette University, Oct . 12 ,1922 .—Debating prospects are goodfor Willamette this year with two o flast year's letter men back and alarge amount of excellent materialfrom which to draw new debaters .Offers for debate have been receive dfrom thirteen prominent Eastern andSouthern Universities, and plans hav ebeen formulated fora four-man tea mto travel as far East as Chicago, re -turning by southern California.

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University of Toronto, Oct. 2.—ASchool of Graduate Studies has beeninstituted at the University with Prof .McMurrich as Dean . This "School "is really a faculty formed for two mainreasons : To give the graduate stud-ents a status in the University, andto obtain the co-operation of the dif-ferent faculties with one another inpost graduate work. This School aimsto be Dominion-wide. Thus graduate swill be encouraged to pursue thei rpost graduate studies in Canada rath-er than in the United States.

University of Alberta, Oct . 12, 1922—Another banner year! Over twelvehundred students are enrolled thissession for higher education . Sixhundred students are registered inArts, two hundred in Medicine ; butLaw follows a close third .

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University of Washington, Seattle,Oct. 11 (P .I.N .S .)—Architects will beordered to submit plans at once on thenew library and women's gymnasium ,it was announced today. The twobuildings will cost approximatel y$600,000 . Construction will start nextApril.

Situated as we are, it is needless t ocomment on this!

Coe College, Oct . 8—Students at Co eCollege are required by} the facultyregulation and privilege committee t osecure written permission from thei rparents if they wish to dance at an ycollege social function . The studentcouncil, although it has no jurisdictio nover dancing outside the campus, als odoes all in its power to discourage at-tendance at public dances .

It is a foregone conclusion that th eStudents' Council would add greatly t oits popularity if it tried to enforcesuch a rule at U . B. C . !

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Milton, Wis., Oct. 5—Roland Sayre ,Milton College sophomore, dies yes-terday of injuries received in the an-nual freshman-sophomore brawl heldSeptember 22.

PRISONERS IN THE TEST TRAI N

Dean Brock Tells of Experiences i nNear Eas t

The Institute Lecture for Thursday ,October the nineteenth, will be give non a most timely subject : "Condition sin the Near East." The speaker, Dea nBrock, offers the students a uniqueopportunity for obtaining first hand in -formation . As a member of the Egyp-tian Expeditionary Force during thewar, he had many chances of studyin gthe Eastern question, and of meetin gmen who had made it their life inter -est . He also spent the summer month sof this year in Constantinople ; "infact," said Dean Brock, "we thoughtthat we would have to stay in Con-stantinople and fight against theGreeks. However, those who wishedto leave the city were allowed to de -part in a `test train,' that is, one whic hwas sent out to discover if war hadreally begun . "

The information was soon forthcom-ing as the train was seized as soo nas it entered the Greek lines . TheUniversity nearly received a wire an-nouncing the disappearance of theDean of Applied Science "for the dura-tion," but after the prisoners had beenexamined the train was allowed to pro-cede to the Bulgarian frontier.

Alumni NotesALUMNI NOTE S

The Varsity dance season opens onNovember 3rd with the Alumni dance .This will be held in Alexandra Hall ,and promises to be the best yet.Tickets will be on sale in the mainhall on October 20th from 12 to 2o'clock .

The regular .meeting of the AlumniAssociation was held in the Auditor-ium on Tuesday, October 10th . Thepresident, Mr . John Allardyce, out -lined the plan of activities for th eyear and the policy which the execu-tive had adopted . He urged that theAlumni should identify themselve swith the leading movements of thecommunity and make themselves fel tas Alumni of the University of B . C .

Mr. Robie L. Reid, president of theVancouver Little Theatre Associa-tion, and one of the governors of theUniversity, then told the meeting thehistory, aims and work of the Littl eTheatre Association, and invited an yinterested in such work to communi-cate with the secretary. FollowingMr. Reid's address there was a shortmusical programme by Miss EdnaRogers and the Misses Walker .

Mr. John Melville then introducedthe new Alumni Song, written thi ssummer by Mr. Lionel Stevenson, '22 .With Miss Blakey at the piano th emeeting tried out the song with muchenthusiasm .(Tune—"Riding Down from Bangor" )U. B. C. Alumni, learned maids an d

men ,Loyally foregathering, feeling young

againGrads of Arts and Science, Agriculture

too ,Meet and greet and gossip, as w e

used to do.CHORU S

Here's to Alma Mater! may sheflourish long,

Growing ever greater, richer and mor estrong ;

To the famous college of the gold an dblue ,

IT . B. C. Alumni render homage due .Freed from all the worries of our

"bright careers, "Suddenly transported back along the

years ,Let's pretend we're students, still a t

U. B. C . ,Unsophisticated, as we used to be !

I\Temories grow active ; news Is tradedfast ;

Everyone contributes fragments of thepast ;

"Surely you remember "—"that's thechap I mean"

"Now they're getting married"—"back in Arts '16 ."

Sometime in the future, when at farPoint Grey

Undergrads assemble, solemnly we'llsay,

"In the Fairview hovels, we survivedthe test,

"We kept up the standard, therefore—Tuum Est! "

STUDENT CHRISTIA NMOVEMEN T

"The S . C . M. of Canada is a fellow -ship of students based on the convic-tion that in Jesus Christ are foundthe means to the full realization ofLife . "

The work of the S . C. M. in theUniversity is carried on by two sec-tions, one for the men and one forthe women. The two sections co-ope-rate in the general meetings whichare held on alternate Mondays .

The first general meeting will b eheld at noon on Monday, October 16 ,in Room Z, when Dean Coleman, theHonorary President, will be th espeaker. Everybody is invited to thismeeting .

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