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the Students' Publications Board of The University of British ColumbiaVANCOUVER, B. C., FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 3, 1933

No. 28

Issued Twice Weekly 11

VOL. xv.

Expense AccountProvokes Ire

Of CouncilPrairie Debate Team CensuredBy Council—Other Budgets

Passed

ORATEUR $80,000 BequestFor Medical

Research

Red Cross Tickets To

Sell For Needy

Student Council has sanctioned thesale of tickets for "The Queen wasin the Parlor" to be presented at theEmpress for the benefit of the RedCross on February 8, 7 and 8. Themoney will be used for clothing theunfortunates who are suffering fromthe snow and depression. Ticketswill be on sale in the quad box of-fice, today, at noon and at the busi-ness office of Student Council .

Prices are low: 7k for front orch-estra, 50c for back and balcony . Spec-ial matinee on Wednesday 8, only40c .

Junior Classes Bury HatchetAnd Unite Class Parties

Freshmen and Sophomore classeshave been having a hectic week upto date, and there are indicationsthat they will continue having' itright up until Midnight sharp; Feb-ruary 3.

After the tears of hundreds offreshettes and sophettes , had drenchedthe campus for fear their respectiv eclass parties would be called off, a tlest a compromise was reached andthe two parties are to be held to -night in conjunction.

Tuesday, a crowd of three hundred35ers assembled in Arts 100, which isbecoming the regular noon stamping-pound of the worried classes, an date their lunch in comparative mil -once waiting for the draw for thei rclass party to take place. They hadeverything on lee or so they thought ,with the Alma Academy booked forthe night, supper arrangements con-eluded, and permission to run wil dfrom sight to twelve.

A Sed StoryT ho question of the orchestra was

a "moot point" when President Si dEvans braved the intermittent rainof lunch papers to take his stand o nthe platform and the gleeful stu-dents suffered a slight check in theiremotions. A deep frown puckeredthe forehead of the chief executive.What he said sent them still deeperInto the depths of dismay. Approx-imately half of the funds necessar yhad been received and If insuffic-ient ducats came rolling in by sixthat evening, • holding of the concer twas Impossible, 'There would be nodraw.

Sadly the seniors dispersed, dis-appointed spectators cheered but lit-Us by the announcement that "if therequired total int funds" wee notreached that day the draw would beheld Wednesday.

A Solution At Lad

KATHLEEN COLESWednesday, at three minutes after Who is taking the role of Phyllis, an

twelve, Arts 100 was filled to capac-,Arcadian shepherdess, in the Musicality, and others stood four deep at Society production of "Iolanthe ."the exits. Arta '35 and '38 execu-tives hovered around the desk in

had full force

, guessed so what that th

e was in eage

r the air even audience Air Debatersbefore President Evans opened his

moues

C NRVYowsah, Freshman and Sophomore Overhad gone into each others' arms . Thecombined dance would be held a tthe Alma Academy, hours eight t otwelve, and the orchestra would be

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(TEN YEARS AGO)

Frosh and Soph

Hold Revels

Tonight

berta speakers, over CNRV .Milt Owen and Jim Ferris ar e

fairly confident that they will pre-sent a good argument and from at-vanes notices the Albertans feel pos-itive that they will justify theirchoice as representatives of the Mc -Geown Cup holders . Both Mr.Frick and Mr. Poole are graduatesof their Alma Mater, and both aredebaters of long experience.

The 'question to be decided, "Re-solved that Inflation Is not in theBed Interests of Canada" is onewhich is now of major import inCanadian politics, and the debatethis evening will doubtless throw agreat deal of light on the subject.

Contrary to custom there will beno judging and no decision will begiven .Each speaker will be given10 minutes and a five minute re-buttal will be granted the negative.

"In all likelihood this will be Var-sity's last major debate of the sea -son," remarked Neil Perry, L.S .E.President . "I feel certain that owboys will give a good account ofthemselves and it is my hope tha tevery student at the University willforego "Cecil and Sally" for "Owenand Ferris."

"I am particularly desirous thatthis debate be successful, both as totechnical details and from the pointof view of public appeal, since, if so ,it may be only the first of many sim-ilar contests. It must be remem-bered that radio debates involve lit-tle or no expense," said Vic Dryer ,orator of the Parliamentary Forum,in an interview with the Ubyssey.

Neither of tonight's debaters ha dmuch to say . Jim Ferris, Premie rof the B. C. Boys' Parliament an dnewcomer to Forum debating cir-cles, expressed the hope that hewould justify his choice . Milt Ow-en's only comment was, "O.K. Var-sity. We will be on the air at 8 :4 5P.S.T."

An innovation in debating circle swill be introduced this evening whenVarsity orators tackle a duet of Al-

Final choice of those taking part in the Players' ClubSpring Play has finally been made . The leading part in thisexciting mystery play will be taken by Bill Sargent in the roleof Poirot, a Frenchman, and "the *Host famous detective in th eworld." Caryl, the "sweet young thing," who plays oppositehim, will be Betty Wilson. She and the other feminine mem-bers of the cast provide many good reasons why sciencemenand other people are expected to attend the performance inforce.

Bill Sargent Selected For Role of Hercule

Poirdt—Betty Wilson is "Sweet

Young Thing"

'

Final Try-out Roles

Allotted in Players

`Alibi' Production

® Bill Whims err is to be Sir WilliamShepherdess ' Talbot, a very disturbing character .

The action of the play takes placeIn his country home. Mrs. Talbot, adisagreeable shallow old woman, willbe portrayed by Mary Daaboaough .The part of Flora, her daughter, whoprefers money to the devoted love ofMajor Blunt, will fall to either Fran-ear McIntyre or Ja(bqueline McGregor .Blunt, a fine example of the Inarticu-late Englishman, will be played byGerald Prevost .

Male PartsParker, the butler, who acts suspi-

cioualy through a good part of thebaffling entanglements of the action ,is played by Cyril Chao. The familyphysician, a close confident of SirWilliam; is acted by Stu Keats andRan Matthlson is Hammond the-fam-ily solicitor and also a close friendof William Talbot. Gordon Milker isthe very efficient' secretary to thebaronet.

Major Blunt's rival for the hand ofFlora is Ralph, the stepson of Sir Wil-liam, .3iis-pert- Ica- .played, by DougSmiley. Gordon Lea will be the con-ventional cock-sure police inspector .Masala Coegrave is an extra specia lbrand of parlor maid by the nameof Bourne. Margot, petite, vivaciou sFrench maidfl who is a devoted wor-shipper of the great Poirot, will beplayed by either Frances McIntyreor Alice Daniels.

UnderstudiesThe understudies are as follows:

For Poirot, Cyril Chave; for Caryl,Pat Ryan; for Mrs . Talbot, MargaretPalmer ; for Parker, Gordon Lea ; forDavies, Bill Lynott; for the Doctor,Ran Matthiaon; for Blunt, HaroldLando; for Raymond, Bill Lynott; forBourne, Molly Eakins.

Rehearsals are well under way forthis play which will set a precedentamong the Spring Plays presented bythe Players' Club. Its pipping mys-tery will hold audiences spell-boundduring the three nights of Its presen-tation, according to those who sat i non the try-outs. An unusual amountof acting ability has become eviden tamong the new-corners to the ranksof the Thespians.

LOST—1 kit of Tools opposite theStadium. Tinder please notify D.Kennedy, Comm. '36.

(Taken from the files of the Ubysse yFebruary 1, 1923 )

Fighting, scuffling and loud laugh-ter in the halls . Disturbed lectures,irate professors . Something must bedone. Drastic measures shall b etaken . Students remember the hon-our system and Tuum Eat. No thisis not a brand new proclamation byCouncil, it is the warning delivere dby Marshal Jack Lundy to the stu-dents of '23. Student nature dossnot change as some learned philoso-pher (I forget which) remarked .

In February, 1923, the student bod ywas all pepped up about the springplay, "You Never Can Tell ." It wasto be prodced at the old Orpheumand did the students get a thrill outof that?

Due to the depression Aggie '35and '28 were unable to give separateclass parties so they had the brigh tidea of combining them . Aren't youoriginal '35 and '39?—Z. B.-C .

LOST — Large Wrist Watch, nickelcase, metal bracelet ; either in Me-chanical Building or along Wed Mall .Finder please return to Book Store.Reward.

U. B; C. ChemistsLead Canada

In ProwessHigh Record of EmploymentAmong Chemistry Grads,

Says Dr. Clark

"Even In these days of industrialdepression, there is practically n ounemployment among graduates ofChemical Engineering, or the Hon -ors Course in Chemistry in Arts andScience. Moreover all but two ofthese graduates are making theirlivelihood in some branch of Chemi-cal activity," states Dr. R. H. Clarke,of the Department of Chemistry .

Fifty-one percent of these gradu-ates are employed in B. C. and an-other twenty percent in Canada.Forty-one have received their Ph .D's and eighteen are engaged inpost-graduate work . Three are hold-ing responsible positions with theNational Research Council in Ottawa .Twelve are with old companies inCanada and the U. S. A. One is withthe Eastman Kodak Company, twowith the Shawnigan Chemical Com-pany and eleven hold professorshipsin American and Canadian Univer-siities.

Besides this, the Chemistry De-partment leads all other CanadianUniversities in awards from the Na-tional Research Council, as the fol-lowing list shows: U.B.C. 45, Alberta8, Saskatchewan 27, Manitoba 14 ,Western Ontario 4, Toronto 28, Mc -Master 13, Queens 9, Laval 2, Mon-treal 4, McGill 38, New Brunswick1, Acadia 3, Dalhousie 23 .

Manitoba DebateNets $58 Loss

U.B.C.s recent debate against thevisiting team from University ofManitoba in Hotel Vancouver cos tthe Alma Mater Society fifty-eightdollars, according to the budge twhich was passed at the regularmeeting of Student's Council on Mon -day night .

ANDRE HISETTEWho will act as translator in the

programme "Les Chansons du VieuxTempe", to be given this evening inthe University Auditorium by theFrench Club.

French Club PresentsSong Feat Tonight

Tonight the " French Clubs are pre-'luting in the auditorium "Clwnsosdu Bon Vieux Temps," a program of

SAYS DRUMMOND"The national depression , started

from the war and certain ideas thatgrew up during the war," statedProf. G. F. Drummond in speakingon the "International Causes of theDepression" to members of the In-ternational Relations Club at thehome of Dr. and Mrs. W. A. Car-rollton Wednesday evening .

He listed four consequences of thewar as tensions that precipitatedpresent conditions. They were: theintense growth of economic national -ism; the Russian experiment ; the cre-ation of a new alignment in inter -national indebtedness; and the de-velopment of a new industrial dis-tribution the world over.

Tariffs, the speaker said, are theby-product of the Treaty of Ver-sailles, and a desire of each countryto become economically self-suffi-cient . '

The rapid change of United Statesfrom a debtor to a creditor nationand of Germany from creditor t odebtor, presented a big problem inreparations. The withdrawal of Am-erican funds and the speculative fu-ror in Wall Street, however, were theImmediate causes of the crash. Mal -distribution of gold and high tar -riffs in the creditor nation is a fur-ther aggravation . The backwash ofgold into the United States andFrance made gold more valuable,while hoarding in these countriesforced the price level down and in-tensified the net weight of the debt .

Regarding the industrial changewhich is due to improvement in in-dustrial technique and growth of in-tegrated industries, Professor Drum-mond said the standard of livingshould go up pro rats of the increasein productivity, but it hasn't done80 .

In the discussion which followe dthe speaker declared that if he wer ethe Premier he would default pay-ment because "I think that is th eonly way to educate the Americans ."He does not hold out much hope forthe World Economic Conference .

citizen.The late Dr. A. S. Munro has be-

I queathed the sum of $80,000 to th euniversity. This money will not beavailable until the decease of thebeneficiaries, and will be then de -voted to the furtherance of medicalresearch or possibly even the founda-tion of a faculty of medicine on thecampus.

Refusal of the Alma Mater So-ciety's request to raise the AlmaMater be by one dollar in order tbcreate a permanent trust fund totake care of maintenance and im-provements of the stadium site, wasanother Item of business .

The Board felt that in such times ,the addition of another dollar to thefee to go directly to athletics, whenthree dollars are already going tothat department of student activi •ties, was uncalled for. They worenot unfavorable to the proposalhowever, and expressed the hope thatthe measure would be brought upagain.

Calvin WinterOffers Noon

Concert

Students turned out In their beetnumbers to hear Calvin Winter andthe Home Gas Concert Orchestraperform under the auspices of theMusical Society on Thursday noonin the Auditorium . The programfeatured Violet Barlow, young Van-couver singer with Frank Andersas Master of Ceremonies .

The opening number, RudolphFriml's march, "The Three Muske-teers" from the operetta of the samename, was characteristic of thewhole program, which with the ex-ception of "Slavonic Rhapsody," byFriedmann was of a light popularcharacter. Violet Barlow's veryclear and full soprano voice wasshown to good advantage in the pop-ular "L'Amour Toujours LAmour, "and "A Kiss in the Dark," the latterbeing excerpt from a medley en-titled "A Bouquet of Kisses ."

Selections from Gilbert and Sulli-van's "Iolanthe" which is to be pro-duced by the Musical Society thismonth, included the "March of thePeers" and the "Sentry's Song," bu tdid not give much idea of the deli-cate charm of the lighter songs forwhich the opera is famous .

Mr. Anders hoped that the studentswould support the Musical Society'sefforts and announced that the So-ciety and the Home Gas Orchestrawould broadcast from the HotelGeorgia on Monday, February 13, a t9 p .m.

"A Short Recitation" by the Mas-ter of Ceremonies, with amusingl yunsuitable sound effects from the or-chestra, proved to be one of the beatreceived numbers on the program ,which also included "Let's Put Ou tthe Lights and Go To Sleep," and amedley of college airs.

To help the students forget thei rtroubles, which Mr. Anders had heardthey were having with some sort ofdrains, the Orchestra concluded it sprogram with selections from "SunnySide Up ."—C .F.L .

LOST—Will the person finding theHuman Psychology book with EleanorLeach written in it please return itto the book store.

Dean Quainton To

Discuss Oxford

Movement

"The Oxford Movement" will formthe subject of an address to studentson Tuesday next in Arts 100, by theVery Rev. C. S. Quainton, Dean ofColumbia .

The Dean of Victoria has recentl yreturned from Great Britain, wherehe came in close contact with theleaders of the Oxford movement, nowsweeping North America. He is wellknown to students generally, and alarge attendance is expected at hi slecture.

M-111-M~1~I~M~11-11~,~

COMING EVENTS

TODAY—Valedictory Meeting ,Classes of '33, Arts 100, 13115.

"Chansons du Bon VieuxTempe", Auditorium, 8:30p .m.

Boxing Club Meeting, Art s108, noon.

SATURDAY — Basketball ,

U.B.C. vs. Sperlings, V.A.C .Gym. 8 pm .

TUESDAY — Basketball PepMeeting, Auditorium, noon .

S. C. M. Lecture by DeanQualnton, Arts 100, noon.

Basketball—U.B.C. vs. Maas-burg Normal, U .B.C. Gym,9 p.m .

.- UN•~M-~N-11-M.y1-~

OF WAR AND TARIFFS

Students' Council has refused topus certain items amounting to abouttwenty dollars which were includedin the expense account of the de-bating team which recently travelledto Saskatoon. After a discussion ofthe account, Council decided on Mon -day night to summon Nathan Nemetzto give an explanation of these items .

Council members were unanimousin the opinion th►it the account aspresented was ridiculous, "What get sin. ls that Nemetz has the nerve t oget up in an Alma Mater meeting andkick about expenses," declared onemember of Council .

The financial report of the tom,consisting of Neil Perry and Victo rDryer which debated in California,was passed at the meeting and Coun-cil members pointed out the strongcontrast between it and that of theSaskatoon trip.

Other budgets were passed, lnolud-ins that of the debate against theUniversity of Manitoba team in th eVancouver Hotel, those of the SeniorA basketball team's invasions ofVsnoouva' Island and Washington, old French and French Canadian At the Board of Governors' meet -and the visit of t ho Yakima basket- songs in mime and color, each scat !ins Monday night last two new on ,ball team to U.B.C. Admissions of being first given an interpretation i

ertablishdat matelaulat

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fifty cents ' and thirty-five cents for Ithe Ellensburg gam* on February t' that nothing be

lost by those whowere approved.Mash Collins, treasurer of the 'Al• know little or no French, each song

ma Mate Society, was authorised to will be new in costume, with stage -travel to Seattle on February 11 st setthhp and iiiihtins.the expense of the Alfa

to imtar• Rehearsals have been proposingview the graduate manager at theUniversity of Washington . The par• steadily under Ethel Basin for somepose of the trip Will , be to obtain time, so a finished performance ispowers which might prove valuable anticipated at the two **net*in importing the-eyalowl

iy, at 4 sad 8:. ~"', ,

here.

The price of admission is 50 centsThe Players Club was authorizedto hold the Spring Play on four and 35 cents (sections reserved) an dnights, the first night to be students' 25 cents (unreserved) . Tickets fornight with an admission of fifty reserved sections may be obtaine dcents'

at J . W. Kelly Piano House or fro mThe newly revised constitution ofthe Pan-Hellenic Association was read members of the French Society ,and approved . According to the con- General admission for the matineestitution the sororities are to have is 35 cents, . student admission 25no representation on the Literary cents .and Scientific Executive .

by Andre Mittens. As further check one of the. will be awarded an theresult of open competition through-out the province, while the otherwill be confined to those districtsoutside Greater Vancouver and West-minster . This brings the total ofsenior metric. scholarships in theprovince up to three.

The amounts of the seven juniormatriculation scholarships were in -

from $100 to $150 each.Postponement of the granting of

these scholarships will be permitte don medical pounds only, it is stated .

Governors Disapprove StadiumLevy

For the first time in Its history theUniversity of British Columbia ha sreceived something in the nature ofan endowment from a public-spirited

DEPRESSION iS RESULTPopular Selections Presente dBy Home Gas Orchestra

Page Two THE UBYSSEY .--a

FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 3, 1933

It's a wise Bird

. who smokes Turret cigarettes. He

knows from experience that onl y

the choicest Golden Virginia to-

bacco can give that smooth, mil d

quality for which Turrets are famous .

There must be many wise birds i n

Canada, because there are more

Turrets'sold in the Dominion than

any other Virginia cigarettes .

10 for 1kiN tar Mc -cad is OM lY i o f2g tor 1k inky and one handfed .

Save the Poker Ronde

Imperial Totowa Cemparettanade,i4mlited

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FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 2, 1933

GOOD OLD CAUTION MONEY

ORGANIZED LABOR AND CAMPUSIMPAIRS

Recently the Musical Society ,called fortenders for the construction of scenery fo rtheir coming production "Iolanthe." Membersof a local of the A . F. of L. and a non-unionman submitted.

The tender submitted by the union manwas considerably lower than that of the non-union man, but was submitted on the condi-tion that he be allowed to use any or all th escenery on the stage .

The non-union man's tender was accepted.For fifteen years the local stage-hands ' un-

ion has been trying to obtain control of the.University stage, so that they can inaugurat etheir policy of dictation as to the number ofmess needed for a show.

The Council has made a wise decision in no tallowing the union to gain a firm footing .

HOW LONG, OH LORD? HOW LONG ?

We are beginning to wonder just when thenew constitution, which we first heard abou tWhen plans for the Handbook were being dis-cussed 'way back last May, is going to materi-alize .

It seems to us that a little procrastination hasbecome a dangerous thing. The time is coming ,as the walrus said, to talk of many things, inthe form of elections . As every one knows,unbiased discussion is a mathematical impos-sibility with elections in the air .

Already there are rumours of nominations ,so it behoves the great ones up above to "standand deliver" if they are to maintain a reputa-tion for efficient control of student affairs .

Surely our legal advisor, who seems to haveso much to say concerning the running of stu-dent affairs, has succeeded in arousing thesnoring monster in Victoria sufficiently to clearup the interpretation of a certain clause in th eSocieties Act .

"If the caps fits . . . " seems to be worry-ing quite a few people these days . All we cansay is, if it does, put the damn thing on.

L .Apes and IvoryBy Arthur Mayne

My ape wouldn 't stop crying . Crouched inhis nest in the copy-basket with his paws overhis face, he sobbed and whimpered pitifully.

"They ' re saying things," he wailed . "Nastythings about you and meeee! I must have aname at once, Bill."

A delicate point, this ."Well," I told him, "our reputations shall

be protected without loss of time . "So we held a christening party for my lit ,

entry ape and, with all due formality of book,bell, and lily pond water, named him Peter.And henceforward and forevermore, to thecredit of his Alma Mater end the glory of thenation - - - -

Anyway, we named him Peter.

TOM $IIP.Pi44NTHere at my altar in the forest s. heartI come to worship loader a cedar giantIn this lost place, in lonellni apartFrom hurried We, a-wearied u suppliantHear now my

r, 0 unknown Diety tAccept it as an

e'ing from oneWhose object is to shun societyTo speak with this unhurriedly, alone.

The smoke that from my altar tire arises

gtraight to the blue, untroubled summer skyantes my Conjectures and any armless;

My weary soul mods forth this pleading cry ,

,Anted end my iquuestio crisis of

g t iloquy„ --E. J. Certain.

The Fountain, by. *lades Morgan — A. A .

Krmpf. Reviewed by D. R.This book is written in a most *wooing

rawer — indeed, one hates to set it down be-fore raiding the end. Perhaps the main in.tenet lies in the author's masterly portrayal ofcharacter, especially in the case of Julie an dAte, though the minor characters too are s oskilfully delineated that, as they` walk acrossthe pages, one regrets that the author does no tdwefl der on them.

The plot is light, but is cleverly handled ;even in the. first chapter the characters aredeveloped, thus gaining the immediate interestof the reader. Allison, a young British offi-cer of scholarly tastes, is interned in Hollandfor duration of the World War. Here, 'dueto. the hospitality of a Dutch family, he is en-abled to give himself to the study of contem-plative thought throughout the ages. Hare,alas, he mats Julie. She is a childhood friendwith whom he has lost touch, and at the tim eof tho .story is married to a German officerserving at the front. The delicate love thatsprings up between them is complicated by the

code of ethics, he forgives Julie on his death-bed. This scene is one of the most poignantbits of writing that has come to the notice ofthe reviewer.

Allison as a deep and enquiring student; aswell as a "man of feeling," will stand out in thememory of the reader. Julie, too, with herintelligence and her feminine charms, will notsoon be forgotten. But Rupert, although Mr.Morgan did not give him the attention he give sto his other characters, is in some respects abetter creation than either Allison or Julie .

Another aspect of the book that will rouseadmiration is the skilful way in which theDutch atmosphere of mildness and limpidity iskept .

SLEEPsleep, for the day has been weary ,The way has been long, has been steep—Air is the land of dreams,Sweet is the gift of sleep!

—Monica Laresahe.

By error, the last stanza of Dr. H. T. J .Coleman's poem, "I Saw Five Peaks," was setdown incorrectly in last week's column. Itshould read as follows:

And when the sunset colours all had fade dAnd the bright moonBrought night with all her train in solemn ord erUnto night's noon,Above the shadows I could still descryFive peeks against the sky .

MISSION PASTORIt was no church for him. H. was too fine,Too far above that thrill-desiring crew .They planned, behind his back, for someone new ,He cast his pearls to something less than swine .One could have laughed had it not been so sadTo see him stand, the lonely dreamer therePreaching, or with his tired face raised In prayerFighting for souls where no souls might be had.I think Christ came into our church that nigh tWhen the late spring flamed sweetly into Jun eAnd white-winged moths danced blind out of the

noonTo beat their wings against the hard, hot light,For he spoke strangely at his sermon's en dAs if to greet some well-beloved friend .

Once again comes a request tq the students.to sign away caution money, but this time, Itseems to us that the object is something onorstangible, something for which value will hezecaved.

We know that serious drains haytimade and are being made uponsources, but the ,appeal has gone firth and ananswer must be made.

At the Alma Mater meeting a week ago to-day, there seemed to be some doubt as to whoCher the proposals outlined would produce thedesired results. Let us point out, that asfar as drainage plans go there can be no drat.ite assurance whatever. The only thing thestudents can pin their hopes to is the foot thatthe report has been approved by Mr . Woottonof the Parks Board, who should know *bathe is talking about.

Quite apart from the fact that we shouldhave a ,~ble playing field is the fact thatputting the field in good shape ,should be agood investment from the financial standpoint .Once we get a field that we can invite otherteams to play upon, we can charge admission return of the German husband, Rupert

, and make our own terms as far as gatere wounded, and in peat physical suffering. A-ceipts go, instead of meekly taking the decision man of philosophical mind, guided by a nobl eof the downtown sport moguls .

It is only a little think to ask, but we donot hesitate to ask it, for we know the respons ewill be adequate . It's up to the student s now.

IF THE CAP

FITS, ., ,

Come old folks, coma young folks ,come everybody come ,

Come read the Gossip Column andmake yourselves to home;

Be sure to park your culture wit hChang Suey by the door,

And you'll hear more dirt on Var-sity than you ever heard before.

It's relieble that a certain petiteGamma Phi is going to the nextparty with her brother, to keep som ehalf-dorm excited swains from eachothers' throats . . .

One stalwart arose to address aclass meeting the other day with theclaselca opening, "Mr. President andbrothers!"

One at least of the more dignifiedGreek auoclatons on the campu sregards this column with a liftedeyebrow' . . . Just so long as theystick to eyebrows . . .

There are things too dirty oven fora dirt cold lettsss tosorority rushes. being one of them .

And then then: is the one aboutthe Alpha Kip who pretend' hedoesn't know that one of the remarksin Tuesday's column wee about him

COME AND GET ITHolders of Book Exchange voucher s

may cash them at the Accountant' sOffice, Auditorium 303, from Febru-ary 7-14 inclusive. AU students whohold any of these vouchers are aske dto get them cashed as soon as pos-sible in order that the operations o fthe Exchange may be closed for theyear.

Book exchange recipts may also beexchanged for pay vouchers at th eB. S. office between the same dates .

And that Alpha Dolt who declinesto state with what young female heI. playina the ancient and honorablegame of battleships at the mogesnt . .

And the Sep who arrived at theSeisms party with a pair of silk'std . . .

Trying to ghlyl In on that thymescheme was a who was playing''Spiess tht Mottle” with a KappaBat'day nits . . .

A celebrated Muck chummier is ob-jeotlag to big dragged Into thegvedp column; gays -he's clean muck

Frosh and SophsCombine Parties

At Alma Tonight(Continued from Page Orr)

one of seven pieces, directed by noneother than Aloe Evans, brother t oSid . The name of the group was''Collegians" and from Sid's accountthey have whet it

Movement of MovementsAt this point Honorary President

G. G. Sedgewick made his appear-ance to conduct the draw, event ofevents! With what palpitations didFreshette hearts flutter as they gazedsoulfully across the aisle into themale ranks! With what grace di dHis Lordship extract the ladies'names from the box and read themaloud .

Bill Lynott gave tickets to the girl sin turn while Sid Evans completedthe arrangements by naming thepartners from a second box .

Sentence was passed upon approx-imately fifty boys. The rest of thegirls drew blanks, with the privileg eof inviting any University man tobe their escort for the occasion . "Iam happy to say that I am free forthat evening," said Dr . Sedgewlckas he completed the explanation, andthe meeting broke up in a near riot .

So tonight the exuberant, will ca-vort to their hearts content. Whetherthey will be content in each others 'company, an experience yet untriedremains to be seen .

Editor Ubyssey ,Dear Sir:

After reading the various replied t othe letter of the "Two SophiatioatedCo-eds," we feel that dertain U.S.C .men are exceedingly brilliant, ifnothing else, if time may judge themby their biological mess rched,that a dead body cannot be amber-rassed . These two young ladles madean unfortunate choice in the use ofthat partic ular expression, but onbeholding some U.B.C. men, we re-alize that the aforementioned areprobably not dumb enough to b efound alive with one . It is true, as"Mr. Smith" nays, that there aremany very charming males on thecampus, but these are not as con-spicuous as the unhappy majority.Referring again to Mr . Smith's state-ment, "it would be a rather shock-ing state in which to find a girl withany man" . . . referring, of course ,to the corpw—may we advise thatgentleman to, se the old prover bgoes, keep his mind out of the gutter .

Tars truly,TWO MORE COEDS

"Merton" has heard that the manwho wrote "I am a Fugitive from aChain Gang" was miry only bein grushed by a fraternity . . .

( Correspondence)

CANADIAN OFFICERS TRAININGCORPS

The Annual Inspection of th eCorps will taste place March 1 at 8pa. at the Scatty street Drill Hell .

It Is absolutely essential that ever ymember of the Cote attend at thisinspection and at the following par-ades February 8, February ld, Feb-ruary M,

The annual dance will be held atthe Jericho Country Club on Wed-nesday, March 8.

Only members who have attendedthe above mentioned parades and In-spection will be eligible to attend th edance.

V. C. U.On Friday noon In Arts 804 Rev . A.

C. Bingham, minister of Grandvie wBaptist Church, will lead the Unionin a Bible study. Mr. Bingham U anexcellent Bible teacher and all hr-tented are cordially welcome tocome and hear him .

IPTURNATIO AL MILATION$'

CLUBThe next meeting of the Interna-

tional Relations Club will be held onWednesday, February 1, at the homeof Mrs. W. A. Carothers, 150 west-ern Crescent, at 8 p .m. Profeesor G .F. Drummond will speak on "TheInternational Causes of the De-pression." '

At the annual meeting, held twoweeks ago, reports of the differen tsections of the Conference at Seattlewere read and the Club elected thefollowing officers: president, G. Lux-ton; vice-president, 'Virginia Cum-mings; sseretary, Rita Uchtyana;committee, Hum Gaylor and E . C.D. Wilson .

L'ALOU$1REThe next meeting of L'Alouette

will be held on Tuesday, February7, at 8:15 p .m. at the home of Mrs.H. C . Gregg, 4117 West Tenth avenue .Take No. 15 ear and get off at Camo-sun street .

Miss Joan Denzelger will be thespeaker .

Cla and Club

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Tea Dansants

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MOWS MUMThem will be a taeotlee for the

Women's Track Club in the grip .from 3 to 4 today. All those inter-ested please come. The inter' clustack meet will take place on Marc h15.

PHYSICS CLUB"I remember-,l remember," wee the

theme for •addreues by lour fooult ymembers of the Physical deportment ata misting of the Phyla Club hol don Tuesday, January 81, at the homeof Dr . and Mrs. A. E. Henniaga

Anecdotes of celime days-tires smallamount of laboratory apparatusavail-able-rehab first reeeat& work-4hdtprofessors—students of "Toronto theGood" ripping up dam-room benches'-their work under famous aoientiMssuch as Milliken, Michelson, and 'Chant were mentioned in the Ataritallsss.

Speakers were Dr. A. K. Huntinso,Dr. J. G. Davidson, Dr. G. M. Swumand Dr T. C. Hebb, head of the De-portment.

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If there were a three-unit course of Chi -nook at U.B.C., I would certainly take it .Chinook, you see, is a jargon entirely withoutgrammar; you string your words together asthe fancy takes you, and clack them forth i nthe hope of being understood. Contrary togeneral belief "tilicum" does not mean friend .It means "people," and is used with "mike"or "nika" to represent your nor my people

. LOST — Chromium Plated Ronso nCorrect Chinook for friend is "six." A very Icigaretteughter. weal D in geld.good dictionary of the Chinook jargon is pub- , tinder plum turn in at the Book•lisped by T. N. Hibgen and Co. of Victoria.

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MUCKATORIAL

This issue we present the grandest aggregation of impos.

Bible nonentities that have ever been thought of in the wildes t

D. T.'a. This is the Stone ARe Number.

Through the courtesy of Mr . H. G. Wells, we have been

enabled to borrow his far-famed Time Machine . Your Muck

reporter., at the peril of their life, have pentrated into the

Jungles of North Atlantica as it flourished in Esthonian Period.

No one can imagine the variety of weird things that our

Intrepid explorers saw. And yet alcohol had not been invented

at this time. Remember, this was the period referred to , in His.

Cory as the Dark Ages .For all that, it must have been a beautiful world to live in .

No universities (and consequently, no exams), no money (an d

therefore no debt), no technocracy, no tariffs, no prohibition, no

laws, no moralsSomebody stop me before I go inbane at the delightful

prospect. Oh yes! I almost forgot . No puns!

,

oleo Progressing

But Some Are

Doingwat

DALLY PAPE* ON SALEist *LiND

The noon edition of the VancouverStn will be on sale from the Ter-minal Shop which Is being conductedunder the auspices of the CanadianNational Institue of the Blind. The

piper. do not appear until 13 :n.

dalsaireauciaefrawmaneweems sfossoroae.

At the very moment you are read -lag this, . the Totem staff will bethoroughly swaying themselves sot-

Proofs s for those students whohave not turned in theirs to thephotacrspher. (No use using thephone because nobody will answer) .

Totem athletic pictures are nowam vhw at the Accountant's officetress 3 to 4:60 p.m. Orders will betakmm thin on dimwit.

Mad of the information necessaryto the records has been received, bu tthere are still some grhduating stu•dents who have not deemed it nee-easery to turn in Information Slipsto the Totem Office . If the volumeis to be published on time, everysenior Is tilted to co-operate andturn in then dips immediately.

The color scheme for the end-shsets and inert sheets dividing thedifferent sections wW be changedfrom black to green to a rich darkfrom black green to a rich darkbrown and with a deep orange back -ground, and the Inwan idea has beenfollowed throughout . All the scenesdepicted will represent authenti ccustoms or scenes from B . C. Indianlife .

Women have been far more satis-factory jn the matter of having tbolrpictures taken than • have the men .The folowhtg is the list of .Msoswho must still have their images re -corded for the Totem:

James R. Atkinson, William M.Cameron, Dud. M. FitzPatrick, C. J.Frederickson, Albert A. Herds, W.H. W. Hardwick, Edward G . Hart,Gilbert P. Hogg, Maurice Kagmort ,Gladys E. Knight. Shloabura Nor-

~~.Jean H. Lang, "Walter M.

Robert H. McInnes, Tom Niven ,

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423 Hamilton

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Stuart, Vernon A. Wiedrick, Chris .

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--George Sinclair, Eric Parr; W.A.E.

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—Margaret Powlett; AldUS. — Siddpawapowisareelresomarnwiaspoiweeeip Evans, Bill Lyttott; N.U .S. — Eileen

Davie, Ethel Rolston; Musical Society—Jack Turley; Awards Cammittse- -Diea siarngton .

AU these people are asked to gatin . touch with Acton Studio., OW .6131, and make appointments withi nthe next few days.

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" Grady Street

Oogiuk paused in his stride . Oogukwas not a man . Hs-was not a bear.He west not even a member of theAplacophora. He was half ape, halfman. H. was the Missing Ltr . Hepaused in his stride so that we alightexamine bide, The first thing thatstruck the observer was Oogluk' s

to the MIf the observe

r issing Link. Oosluk wasnot a nice person to know.

He was called the Mlsaing Linkbecause he was away. mining some-thing. His half-formed brain wasincapable of remembering anythingthat l peed three day. ago. Thiswav convenient, as it was quitepie to borrow the odd five-spot fromhim. Chink Duey evennewent to thelength of borrowing a bunch of ban.alas on Tuesday, and demanded theirreturn the nut Sunday. Ooglukobediently handed over the secondbunch, and was quite satisfied tha tall obligations had been cancelled .

!tut 1st WI ailow Oogluk to resumehis hurried march. He ,has just hada telephone call that a $lessed Eventis about to take place in his home .The Missing Link was worried. Heremembered he had a mate, becauseshe had burned the bacon that morn .ing. But he could not rememberanything before that. And, as I ray,he was distinctly worried. (Asterisks )

Twenty years later. Oogluk'sdaughter was curled up at the ver ytop of a huge Siphonophore, thatspread the shads of its prognathousleaves over a large chunk of ground .And what was Lilcipoquig doing, you

KOUNCII. 1IRAX

might ark. That's what was worry

Osborne: "I was sitting with my ing Ooguk. Hidd,n In the depths

back two chairs sway ."

of a neighboring toes, be was watch -

Whirasta' and Osborne: "I don't like 1mg her closely . And she seemed to"

be on fire, and enjoying the process."American

'plink pions, that' lush tusht beWhdm

o bunk .""Tithes council meetings shouted at last, meaning, What th e

the batik."

heck do you thing you are doing ?"I'm smoking a Sabre-Tooth cig-

arette," she replied, "have one andenjoy mouth happiness . "

At Lstll Humanity had been cre-ated! Civilization and Muchnocracywere on their way!

Mountain Ching

Is Finest of Sprts

Says Noted Alpinist

The real profit of mountaineeringis the sense of exaltation one gainsfrom the hills," stated Mr. A. T.Dalton, prominent Vancouver climb-er, in a lantern lecture given Wed-nesday noon in Aggie 100. "Themountains are still relativel

y known," he continued.a whole is o -mountain-con-

scious."Illustrating his theme with pictures

i taken during years of climbing, hebrought out graphically the thrillsand dangers of what he considersthe finest sport on earth. His ex-periences include a narrow escapein an avalanche from which he wassaved only by the rope linking himto the rest of his party. Thrillingalso was his description of a light-ning storm at night among the peaks .

In his climbing career be has mad eseveral first ascents in the JervisInlet group, one of these being thedifficult "Sacred Peak," later named

Ghastly GrimeGo:omitted

The Dinosaur used in his stride.Carefully he anifsd the air. Scent -

1tM no stayer, he crept down to thewNa''s edge. There ,he hid himself

bit 4 * pile 0 hay;Presently o patella came polling

down to the path. The dinosaurtensed his muscles and prepared toheap. The sweet uttle pale, un•*ware of danger, stooped down todrink. Minute. pawed, and de din-dour did not appear to be in a hur-ry. The Muck rep orter walkedaround to hint, and bend the poorbeast grasting to h timelf, "obtetk,souk aj bllpl" This, tms;arl*

by ourexper t, means, "Cures., I

got I

tin herblvesowl"The huge amnion ambled forth ,

covering awn of ground at $ holds .Suddenly he pautad in his stride .Just over the mot hill he room-

field of hay. Again he pur-sued his way.

RY the alma the Muck reporter hadcaught up to

the poor beastW s. spsebb l la t k a ial d d1 e of

"e

of beautiful gram hotseek, woe -ob dross" This mew,

urs.., I am so big that I cannotpa* this hoy in my cavern-like

(ObN a how much can beesprgnd in a taw choice Stone Ageworlds) ,

"Chansau Du Bon Vieux Tempe. "

"Just Where The Bus Stops"

Pt. Orey f1, Night Calls Mitt UM

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Hotel VancouverBallroom

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1NZ SPOOF FIRE.SOMETHING TO PLAY WITH ATLAST.

STOP SQ(BO) — BABYLONIANS INVADE

EGYPT. 2 DEAD. LEAGUE OrNATIONS UNDECIDED . MORE TOFOLLOW. LOVE AND KISSES.

STOP PRESS(BY) — STIRRING NEWS! CHI-

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LIPSTICK . DYES IN 4 PROCESS.NOiW PLATINUM BLONDE . 'ROME GOES OIL' GOLD STAND-ARD. SPQR .

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TO CHINA VIA VIA APPIA .

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VENTS SPINNING JENNY. ALSOGAME OF HERE WE GO ROUNDTill CRYPTONOZOA BUSH ORBUSHES. (OR IS IT BRUSH) .

CEASE TH MACHINE NEWSFLASH

GHENGIB GHENGHIS GENGISGENGHIS KAHN KHAN KAN IN-VENTS MAH MA •MHA JONGJHONO JONGH JONHG (WE'R ESURE THE LAST ONE IS WRONG) .

MUCK FLASH(RSVP) -- ~G SUZY NOT'

FLYING TO Cf HNA. IS HITCHHIONG.

,

MUCK NEWS FLASH(AHA) -FLOOD. NOAH MOAN

NEWS, SAMOA TUESDAY .

OKOK KO'D. oBSERX!

CLA‘S$K

S DISCUSSED AT ML

Religion featured the regular meet-ing of the Classics Club had at th ehome of Mr. A. Poole, on Wednes-day. Two papers were given: the'fir*, by Max Humphrey, dealing withGreek Mystery e11 e, and thesecond, by Jamie 8tobia, ttMIbiSRoman Religion and Iowa PyhucLife.

Mr. Humphrey traced Greek Re-ligion from its first beginnings frompowers ascribed to nature, through ,its various developments of ritualand cults, to its gradual extinction .He divided his topic into three sec-tioge, Chaos, Mystery, and BeliglousPhilosophy. The first division deal tchiefly with the origins of orderfrom chew. The wand part de-selbad the s of the newly,arum order, and the powers ownby the Greeks to their Oods. ThanDeltic were superior to men only inability.

The third section told of the birthof a new spirit: a ac'tisism whichwas to result in the is of theOlympian Religion. There were twodistinct kinds of Mystery Religions ,civic and secret. ' The civic mysteriesincluded almost the whole popula-tion in their membership, but thesecret cults had out rituals and highbarriers of qualifications .

Mr. Stobie's paper dealt with theplace of Roman won is publicand private life. Tracing the otiginof the Roman gods front their vIr' -lous begpmingr, he went on to de-soribe and name some of the deitiessuch as Jupiter, Mara and Quir-isanw, who wore the three most im-Partlrnt powers. Aftgr the close ofthe Repnublic new religions and gods

fled Cream Sher — Aid the Needy

Obserk Obserk

Many examples—but not too man y—of the artistic talent of the StoneAge may have come down to thissophisticated world . We are inclinedto judge there by our own standards,with the result that many peopleare moved to inane laughter by thepalnhtaking attempts of our fore-fathers to express the mysticalthoughts that floated ,around theirbruins ilke Vanity students arounda pile of Ubyaseys . . . All right, ifyou choose to feel insulted, go andread Clam and club, or sit on oneof the Stone Seats, or go .ksting onthe Lily Pond. See if I care.

Now that that's settled, let us con-,tiuue with our lofty and soul-stirringobservations .

Our special Muck reporter climbedInto the Tema Machine. Two dayslater he gems back with a ntaup-salptl This somewhat baffled me,until I learned that he had trans-portd himself into the future. Dig-ging among nom, ruins, be cameu _ a pile of U vordW nownsoors .f jleoted the following popni"Si. the hem .' saran,

He doesn't give ad, . .I wish I were a apron,

Good snow* Perham I armsNow compare title w$h the follow-

ing genglae Stone Ae lyric."Now this is the song of the cave-

man VoltWho beat his wife just to bring him

luck :'With my club upon my shoulder,I go chasing dinosaurs.I crown them with a boulder,After chasing them for hours.And When my whiskers I have

laved,

.In dinosaurine stew,I give my wife (if well behaved) ,A half picked bone to chow."Observe the limpid, liquid, limping

style of the above. Note the simplici-ty of the language. Compare it withthe harsh consonants of the first poem .In modern poetics, we empress beau-tiful thoughts in crude llanguage ,whereas In . *e Stone Age, beautifullanguage is used to exprees-•well ,anyway .

Note the rhythm . I can't find it,but it's probably there.

PLASTICINE AGEIt has come to our attention that

one of the highest arts of moderntimes, that of Partin* was cradledin the Stone Age. Te genius whoalways signed himself Ping de Poag(cyrlus De screparde) has left ussomeentary gems of sublimi-cal thouOt. Par exempt* :

"1 felt saurian only clubbed her .""I just can't figure out what maker

Dinosaur. ""We had acacia booze.""Mammothosaur. ""il'oldl love Mike. "Some uncompleted puns are as fol-

lows :"Stegosaurus ke . . . y1p.""Yclept closer to the lo . . ritifact."

CORRESPONDENCEEditor, Wok Pap,Sir and Ifalitor :

I hive found a scarf. It is witsa good next as mauls Ise, if they dogo. One peculiarity of this mat isits saner. It is a vat' funny colour.One night e I wet walking alonetea stall I saw it on the eiderralk.As it Is a good apart I am hue themoor moat > It. The said awlis of Paisley and is a kind Of rodcolour. Owner an have same byapplying to Mr. Cyrlus 'BMrcat' deiesepanie, In tie Pub.

Tours truly,CYMUS DE S.

Dr. Sage—This equal sign mussmarriage. Just another joke of gen-ealogy.

Dr. Sedgewlck — If Falstaff wasstabbed, it was in the rear facade.

Jim Bardsley—Let's cuddle up .—Betty Marlatt—I don't see how thatwoman can look placid with her feetin a mustard bath.

Archie Thompson—Is your name Vi-vian Lexiar?

Vivian Lexiar—No, Mary Jones .

Tea DanceAt The

Maybelle StudiosWe are giving U. Tea Dancesevery second Saturday, starting

Saturday, Feb. 111.7 pm.

Everybody will be there

Admiatlee Mc

OrchestraEll. 1606 R

401—11th W.Waltz, ?wok* and Tango

1 1

The Muck reporter, kind soul, was

lust considering the advisability ofsiding the poor brute some and .

etches, When a raucous voice shout -ed in'1~IIsi,, "O.K. folks, that'sfor tonight." Whereupon the dino-saur subsided, and erupted, until ithad disgorged some twenty-five map .

"0bsek, Helen Highwater," gape&the Muck merles., mantel "So thisis Hollywood"

MUCK FLESH

, Mr. JMltory is a member of the Al-wn insets$ by the V.C .U.

PEP CLUBPep clubbers are working fran-

tically in preparation for their Gi-gantic Stupendous spectacle to bepresented from the stage of the aud-itorium, Tuesday noon, in honor ofthe visiting Ellensburg Basketbal l

Among the many treats promisedthe etudes will be Ole Olsen and hisCommodore boys. In addition thereis to be a surprise packet which thebays ,k1we to ,divulge.

pins Club of

Bls address

Okok paused in his stride. Care-fully he watched his head, a thickwooly h1ed it wee, with a low browthat receded from his eyes so muchas to make any terraced lawn weepwith envy.

Click was bewildered. He had#haver OOP a liana growing horizon-tally aeries a path Wore. At least,not so tautly as this one. , Further-more, just beyond this liana was adeep hole in the ground, Okok didnot remember easing that there th!day before. But then, what with hipsfavorite an walking away myster -Only, it was quite logical to imaginethat a hole ties quite oapaklo ofwalking into his path,

But 0ka10 mind could not keepon one tang for very long. Just nowhis mind Opt wanderers balk M hisloot 'ate-that terrible

theof

tolt,first

Its kind, that he

lab-• oualy chipped f n+om t'Oat

, shambled on, tripped ove r thelima, and fell into thil

c. At lasthis mind

rumble forth, Trapped !An evil laugh gh .

forth, break-ing the silence into little bite thatwandered among the hWW dyoon-soletely, crying for their mother .

"Chants Gluey has thee," cried thevoice in Persian, "and Chan); OM'has thy axe as well. Now will I rulethe world, and rid this earth of al l

I foreign devils, dandruff and crooners.Eksor gdwt tlntakl" By which hemeant to may, The world must bemade site for Muchnocracy."

(To be continued)

In !ply time., the king Of Romewas the head of religion and the in-termediery between tie gala andthe people. He was the chief ex-

(NO)—EGYPTIANS BUILD PYR- pounder of divine law, controlling

AMID. MUSTAPHA WRITES FA- through this power ell cults and rit

MODS BOOK. MORE TO FOLLOW . uaL. To break a religious law ha donly one punishment in ancient

FLESH

Rome, death . Rut later in the growth(YES) — MAHUCKMA KANDi of the city the penalty was changed

INVENTS SLOGAN. WORLD MUST to excommunication. The king, wh oBE MADE SATE FOR MUCKNOC- was Pontifex Maximus, held the soleRACQ MUCKNOCRAZY MUCKNOC- right of taking auspices. When theRACY MUCKRONCRACY MAHOO. Kings were driven out of Rome,

however, the office of pontifex max -NUCK FIiWS MASH

, imus was given to an important eit-(UH) — SAFETY PIN INVENTED. izen. Roman Religion, on the whole ,

WORLD FAFE FOR MAHUCKMA was practical, and hence cold . Be-KANDI. cause of this it was replaced by the

later orgyistic cults.After pondering over Latin crow-

word pupates, the members enjoyedrefreshments, and the meeting ad-journed with a vote of thanks to thehost and hostess for the evening.

Page Foul

THE UBYSSEY

Friday, February 3, 1933

Senior "A" Basketballers

Win Third Straight Game

Sid Swift, Commerce '34, PlacesFirst In Cross-Country Classic

From Field Of Thirty StartersArts 34 Get Two Points Toward the Gover -nor's Cup,— Northcott Second, Sinclair

Third -- Commerce Entries Strong —Three in First Ten

By TED WILKINSON

Well, Wednesday's marathon rantrue to form with Swift showing abrilliant spurt to romp home first forArts '34. Alfie Allen, one of thefavorites, and one of the best middle-distance runners Varsity has put outin the last couple of years, did notrun. Alfie was sick in bed Tuesdayso he figured the long grind would betoo much for him. Maybe be wasresting up for the Arts '20 road race .

Speaking of the Arts '20 road race ,It looks like it is the event which wil ldecide the winner of the Governor'scup.

Interclass basketball and soccer arenot over yet, but at present . Science

,'36 and Arts '34 are leading with tw opoints each.

Gordis Stead, "rattle Commerceathletic leader, couldn't finish fastenough to suit himself . Gore* wasin a big hurry to find out if anyCommerce man placed.

The badminton team have not hadmuch success this season. There arenine teams in the league and Var-sity's entry rates sixth. The additionof Oliver Lacey, Vancouver Clubchamp, would probably help them agood deal in their quest for U .championship.

Sport Slants

F

Race Closely ContestedThe runners got off to bunched

start, and trotted, a solid phalanx ofhuman flesh, for about 200 yards be-fore stringing out . Smith was lead-ing at the half-mile point, closelyfollowed by Swift, Sinclair, Grubbe,Dobson, Allen, Hamereley, Addisonand Pugh in that order. Sinclai rthen challenged, finally taking th elead as the runners plunged into thewoods. When they emerged, North-cott, distinguishable by his crimsonsweater, was seen to head the littlegroup of leaders, still stubbornl ybunched.

Home Stretch ThrillingStreaming down pest the Soccef

field, the runners began to open up,Pugh taking the lead, but he wassoon forced to relinquish it to Sin-clair. At that point it looked likeanybody's race, with Sinclair, Smith ,Swift, Pugh and Northcott fightingfor the advantage. Diminutive PhilNorhtcott finally grasped a slenderlead, but victory was not for himthat day, for Swift came on in an ir-resistable drive to the tape, winningby a scant two yards.

Enthusiastic CrowdLining both aide-walks from the

Science building to the Administra-tion, cluttering up the bus depot ,and over-running the roof of theScience building, a crowd of student sestimated in the hundreds, voicedthunderous approval of the stirringfinish. In a brilliant, matting of snowand sunshine, the race was unques-tionably one of the most successfu lstaged since its Inception ,

Officials of the meet were Doctor

"Chansons Du Bon Vieux Temps "

Davidson, Professors Logan andLighthall, who were assisted by Bob-bie Gaul, Jim Mitchell and MaxStewart. The Track Club were re-sponsible for all of the preparationsin connection with the event .

The following runners finished inthe first ten:

1. Ste, 84 ,3, Northcott—Sc. '35.a Sinclair—Se . 'M-4, Smith—So. '88.5. G. Allen-.Sc, '33.5, Pugh—Comm, '34.7, BarclayArta '34.8. Grubbe--Arts '85 .a Hatnersiey—Sc. 'M .

10. Ward—A. T. C.Also ran: Thaln, Harris, Addison ,

Dobson, Brand, Stead, Wood, Bowen ,White, D . Johnson, G . Johnston, Lut-trell, McTavish, Todd, Walker, Weld,aid Gray .

Swimming ClubIaanea List For

Victoria Meet

on, Ivan Niven, Jack Milburn, JackBourne, Ron Wilson, Bill Wain-wright, Barney Dewe, Pat Hurley,Bill Andrew, Ralph Davis, Art Ir-win, Bud Johnson, Sholto Marlatt .

Dot Rennie, Marian Sangster,Phyllis Bee, Isabelle Braidwood ,Helen Braidwood, Anna Fulton, Flor-ence Jackson, Catherine McLeod, El-len Raphael, Darrel Gomery, YvonneBrown, Mary Lane, Virginia Cum-ming, Dorothy Planche, DonnaLeitch, ports Robinson, Gladys Frost ,Janet McGlaehan.

It looks like Varsity has a ehrm-pkmskip football team in the making.Last year's Senior City Glidden worea red threat during the whole ,moon,and if they hadn't had a bad start,they might have won the lama Dr.Burke is highly pleased with thre enewcomers, Begs, Mortimer andRader, and with all last year's stal-warts turning out figures he shouldbe able to build up a strong team tofill the shoes ci next year's absenteesfrom the BIK Four Squad ,

Strut Leggat, ,member of the Mc-Kechnie Cup team, is going aroundwith a black eye and a worried look.The black eye is the result of a Sol-

' once and Arta mow fight. The war•sled look is the result of the classdraw. Stmt doesn't know the girl ,

abut he's doing an awful lot of think-I intl.

Ellensburg Normal Basket TeamTo Play Varsity Tuesday

Crack Outfit From Washington to be Seen inAction in U. B. C. Gym Next Week—Won

Two Championships Last Year

A great stir is being caused on the4VThis ambi-dextrou scampus regarding next Tuesday to check ,night's epic basketball game, featur- Case, who holds the other forwar dins Varsity's Senior A crew and the berth, is an excellent shot and goo dcrack Ellensburg Normal Quintette,

on rebounds. He Is a splendid teamThose "In the know" realize that player, and can be counted on to click

they will be afforded the chance of at all times ,seeing one of the best games to be Haney, the centre, Is a six-foot five -dished up in Vancouver this year . For inch human dynamo. He usuallythe benefit of the uninformed stu- plays "in the hole," and has a deadlydents, the following information will one-handed shot, which helped hi mprove enlightening.

to amass 6 points against U.B .C. A3rd Best Team special feature of Haney's play is his

The Ellensburg team ranks as the consistent skill at snaring rebounds,third strongest aggregation in the Johnny Fuller, playing at left guard ,State of Washington, and plays a Is plenty smooth . He is good on re-

bounds and an all-round ball-handle.I . He Toughl

Bailey, right guard, is the captain ofthe team, and the play-maker. Heplays at full speed the whole time ,and checks so hard he reminds hi sopponents of a stone wall.

The second string will probably becomposed of Sills, Hall, Hedley andMercer, all of whom are pot-shots andheady players .

Varsity Has Good ChanceWith this opposition to face, Var-

sity will have their hands full, butare looking forward to take the game .They have learned a lot since the lastgame, and with Pi Campbell on thefloor to help them they may be con-ceded an even chance of victory.

The Blue and Gold team have beentraining hard for this event, andhave entailed considerable expense t obring the team up from Washington .

Arts win Monday

In Hockey Brawl

Against Science

Arfamen pucksters repeated theirtriumph of the Rotary Carnival Re -lay when they defeated a fightingteam of Sclencemen three goals toone in a rough-and-tumble encount-er Monday night.

Sclencemen drew first blood earlyin the first period when a concertedrush of the redahirts eluded the de-fense and fooled Andrews, the Art sgoalie. Murray Little, playing forArta, soon evened up the score whenhe and Ramsden went down the ic eto elude Willis with a low shot ,

From this point on the game gre wfast and furious, with Arts havingthe major* of play, but havingplenty of trouble from the attacksof Ernie Carswell, Al Kirby and Do nMatthews. Art. on the other band,had a greater share of the &ember sof the regular Intermediate team inBill Fowler and Chuck Symonds, de-fense,, and Cacti Hamden, Harr yHorsman, and Gordy Livingstone, onthe forward line .

Arts seemed to get under way witha will as the last period drew to aclose and Gordy Livingstone ran intwo quick goals to make the scorethree to one for Arts. This closedthe scoring and Arts were pressingaround the Science goal as the finalwhistle went.

Bill Sharon consented to act asreferee and managed to please every,body by not handing out a singlepenalty, although there was plentyof good-natured checking whichcould hardly pass as legal in a reg-ular league encounter.

The boys state that this game isnot final, however, and another en-cOunter in the series will be playednext Monday night ,

Senior B Squad

SR. AND INTERMEDIATE

BASKET TEAMS LOSE

Both the Women's Basketball teamswere handed defeats on Friday nigh tat the Varsity Gym.

In the first game the Intermediateslost to the No Trumps 18 .22. Playin the first half favored the Co-edsand at half time were leading 11-4 .After the rest period the Varsitysquad lost its pep and allowed theNo Trumps to run up a string ofbaskets. Of the students MargaretHall played a very good game .

Team : A. Zuback (6), M. Hall (4) ,M. Lang (3), V. Mellish (2), B. Black,E . Parks.

The Senior team came out on theshort end of a 83 .13 score In a gam eagainst Normal Grads.

The teams were evenly matched,for most of the game, but towards theend the teachers started on a scoringspiting to leave the Co-eds behind ,after leading at half-time 13 .9. Var-sity were playing without one of thei rbest forwards, Kay Bourne,

Team: J. Thomas (6), H. Joost (5) ,D. Hudson (3), G. Munton (1), A.Munton (1), A. Harper (8) .

snowstorm on their way home .Team—Marge Manson, Pat Lyon ,

Eileen Gleed, Mollie Banning, JerryClayton, George Weld, Ralph Moore ,Bill Tremahne,

Defeat V. A. C. 454 7

In Fast Scoring

Game

Every Man on Varsity

Team Scores ; High

Man is Mathison

The game finished off with thescore at 47.15.

Varsity—Campbell 7, Osborne 7,Nicholson 3, Bardeley 8, Ken Wright6, Mathison 14, Mansfield 8—47.

V,A .C.—F, Hall. 4, Carmichael 2,Clark, Neecome and Chadat, Bar -

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Sidney Swift, of Commerce 34, on Wednesday establishe dhimself as the ace of U.H.C. distance runners by winning th eclassic cross country race from a large field of 28 starters . Swift ,who runs with his head as well as with his legs, displayed un-canny judgment by catching Northcott, last year's winner, justat the finishing line, clocking 19,53 .3.5. This marks his secondtriumph of the current season, since he also captured the Arts30 road race. Phil Northcott ran a steady race to shade GeorgeSinclair, veteran Science runner, for second position .

John Smith, Science '33, place dfourth, passing George Allen with apowerful spurt fifty yards from home,Dave Pugh, rugby player and Com-merce entry, was a threat throughou tthe race, but had to be content withfifth place at the finish . He was fol-lowed closely by Herb Barclay, whil eJohn Grubbs and Hugh Hamexaleystaged a merry battle before finishin gin the order named. Ward of Angli-can College came in tenth, to eonthe last official place. Allis Allen,a favorite, was unable to compete,because of illness,

Commerce Wins On PointsThe class of Commerce, organise d

athletically for the tint time on thecampus, placed three men in thefirst ten, and thanks to Swift andPugh, Comm, '34, notched the great-est number of points, with 15. Asthey do not as yet constitute a fac-ulty, these points will go to Art. '34 ,giving them 19 all . told, and twomarkers towards the Governor'sCup. Science '38, represented b yJohn Smith and George Allen, cam esecond with 13 points, and wereawarded one digit towards the Gov-ernor's silverware.

WOMEN'S INTER-CLASSBASKETBALL

The Arta '33 women's inter-classbasketball team proved too strong forthe Arts '34 squad, when they foughttheir way to a 22.7 victory last Wed-nesday afternoon . In the first half,the '34 girls failed to score, while Arts'33 corralled 10 baskets, the honoursfalling to Phyllis Bee and Ruth Wit-beck .

The second half saw a much closerbattle with Arts '33 scoring 10 pointsand '34, 7 points . On a technical foulfor not reporting to the referee,Betty Black, Arta '34, scored 1 point ,For the '33 girls Ruth Witbeck scored7 of the 10 points while Betty Blac kdid all the scoring for the '34 squad ,The struggle ended with the scor e22-7 for the women of '33 .

Teams :Arts '33—R. Witbeck (11), P. P. Boe

(10), B . Sutton, F. Quail, J. Camp-bell, H . Ferguson (1), F. Armstrong .

Arts '34—B, Black (7), M. Hall, P .McMartin, F. Anderson, B . Rogers .

START

. FINISH

In connection with the Kiwani sSport Week, Varsity will meet theVictoria Y at the Crystal Garden o nSaturday.

Definitely to form the nucleus ofthe Varsity team are Harry Andison,Ron Wilson, Bill Shelley, Rod Bell ,Wentworth McGinn and Georg eMinnis, Phyllis Boe, Marian Sangster ,Dot Rennie, Catherine McLeod an dDarrel Gomery,

Other members wishing to contes tfor unfilled places in the 50 and 100free-style, back, breast and divingand 50 yard per man relay shouldturn out to the final try-out at theCrystal Pool Friday at 6 p,m, sharp.

Members wishing to make the tri peither in .swimming or non-swim-ming capacity will be billeted if thenumber does not exceed 28, as bil-lets are provided for that number .Fares for the trip will not exceed$3 :50.

Those invited to make the trip,leaving Vancouver Saturday fore -noon, 10 o' clock, returning to Van-couver either Saturday midnight,Sunday 3 p.m. or Sunday midnigh tas desired .

Harry Andiaon, Bill Shelly, Ro dBell, George Minna, Wentworth Mc-Ginn,

brand of ball surpassed by only th eNorman Gustafson, 8111 Mox- Washington Huskies and Washingto n

State teams.Last year these boys played their

way to two state championships, andare headed strongly along the sam eroad this year. Alter winning theNormal Championship, the tea msigned on in the Commercial league ,and playing against some of the bestteams on the coast they emerged vic-tors of the North-West CommercialLeague.

Same Team BackThis year five members of this out -

standing squad are once more back Inuniform, and with the same coachand an excellent second string theyare making things hum In no uncer-tain manner .

Their coach, Leo Nicholson, was Al lCoast Conference guard for Washing -ton Huskies a few years ago, and i sone of the best mentors on the Coast. Student tickets are on sale for 35cHis system is to keep track of every- and 50c, and may be obtained fromthing every player does while in the + any of the players. A good crowd isgame. He can tell one how many anticipated, so buy your tickets early ,shots each player has taken and howmany he made . Apart from this sta -tistical Information, the coach has a Racquet Men Dow nmost intricate and varied system of

loco 10.6practicing which sure gets results .

Five Letter Men Varsity's C Badminton team startedAnd now a word about the first the second term off with a bang when

string squad . All five are letter men it downed loco at the Varsity gymfrom last year, and will be remem- on Monday by a score of 10 .6 . Thingsbered by the fans who saw them play stood all square at the end of thehere a year ago . mixed and men's doubles but the

Sutphin, left forward, is one of the U .B,C. girls played bang-up badmin-best in Washington. This man was ton and ran the match out with fou rthe main reason for the downfall of straight wins. In spite of a totalthe U.B.C . team when the two teams absence of spoons and knives suppe rplayed at Ellensburg; and has a one- was served after which the locos werehand shot envied even by Ken Wright, forced to take another beating in the

lad is plenty hard

The Varsity bounce and dribblequintette smashed away to their thirdstraight win Wednesday night, atNew Westminster, taking the V.A.C.for a 47-15 hay ride.

With the exception of the first fewminutes of play the Clubbers took iton the chin, and throughout the wholegame the result was never in doubt .

U .B.C. played a bang-up game, withplenty of passing, sooting and team-work, and half-time gave the Blueand Gold a 20-9 margin, In this gameevery man on the team scored.

Bann Mathison, speedy Varsity for -ward, carried off the honours of theevening, scoring 14 of the 47 pointsdespite the fact that he had plenty ofrests on the bench, Reim is certainlydeveloping into an effective scoringace, and can be counted on to takeadvantage of every opening, his one-hand shot being, particularly effeafive. Pi Campbell, was also in thereplaying a really great game as usual,ps did peppy diminutive JimmyBardsley.

Sperling who also won Wednesdaynight are leading the league, withVarsity second, four points beh1naand the Province *quad third. Withfive games to go, Varsity's chances ofsnaring a place in the playoffs looksreasonable.

First half got off to a fast start withKen Wright taking the first scorefor Varsity . V.A .C. quickly retallatsdto tie the score again. Following thisOsborne started a rally with threeneat long shots to give the U.B.C. boysa good lead-off. Ram then replacedNicholson and Wright went to centreand Varsity carried the pace fromthen on till the end of the half.

The second half started off withVarsity playing all over V.A.C.Mathison was also in there againtaking away ten more points to boostthe score. Mansfield replaced Bard*.

'mates B y TwO ley and to the great thrill of tea m

mates made his first score of theThe Senior 'B' basketball outfit are season with a pretty shot from th e

making a concentrated effort to win ! side . Wright went to forward andmajor honors in their league this year' Campbell went to centre .if they ever were., The team nowoccupies first place in their divisio nof the V. & D. League. A strongarray of players has been consider-ably strengthened by the addition oftwo new men.

Doug . McIntyre, who has been per -forming brilliently in the guard pod- berrie 4, Young 5—15 .tion on Senior 'A' squads for the las tseveral years, will help the boysalong for the rest of the season .

Fred Bolton, who was playing agood brand of ball on the Squad lastyear, has also been added to theranks.

These new players added to the first LOST—A black and green Shssffer sclass team they have already make fountain pen. Finder PLEASE re-the Varsity Squad a powerful threat turn to the bookstore or conimuni-to all contenders for the title . Coach cote with Irene Wallace via ArtsRandy Turvo has high hopes for his Letter Rack.outfit, and the players are ready tofight hard to retain their top notch "Chansons Du Bon Vieux Temps ."position.

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