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Bertrand Delacrétaz @bdelacretaz, grep.codeconsult.ch
Principal Scientist, Adobe, Basel Apache Software Foundation Member and Director
ApacheCon Séville, November 2016 slides revision 2016-11-14
BETA!I will NOT attend your meeting I’m an Open Source person!
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I won’t attend your meeting, I’m an Open Source person - Bertrand Delacretaz
On a Maker’s Schedule, a one-hour meeting
might waste half a day
On a Manager’s Schedule it’s just another one-hour slot.
Credit to Paul Graham, blog post: https://s.apache.org/ms
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Meetings are (crazy)
EXPENSIVE
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I won’t attend your meeting, I’m an Open Source person - Bertrand Delacretaz
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The Many Flavors Of
FAILED MEETINGS
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I won’t attend your meeting, I’m an Open Source person - Bertrand Delacretaz
#fail
wrong topic unprepared
Bob forgot
forgot Bob
we’ll decide next week
who’s in charge?what’s the goal?
say again?
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Recurring
Scheduled
Meetings??
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I won’t attend your meeting, I’m an Open Source person - Bertrand Delacretaz
Let’s meet! Nothing happened since last time!
Ok. let’s still meet! Bob and Betty cannot join this time!
Too bad but let’s meet! This is going to be a waste of time!
Well, it’s scheduled. Let’s meet!
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Are there
ANY good meetings?
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YES good value adding meetings DO happen!
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BRAINSTORMfast exchange of ideas, high bandwidth.
capture actionable results!
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VISION day-to-day business happens elsewhere.
(capture actionable results!)
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SHARED NEURONS Hard problems. Teamwork. Hackathon.
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YES good value adding meetings DO happen!
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I won’t attend your meeting
IF
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I won’t attend yourmeeting IF…
It has no clear goalsthere are too many attendees
I cannot prepare it
It’s the wrong audience
It’s better solved online
etc….
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codaEfficient collaboration is the goal
Meetings are just one tool Find the right channel for each issue!
I won’t attend your meeting, I’m an Open Source person - Bertrand Delacretaz - @bdelacretaz - ApacheCon EU 2016