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“I went to a friend's house. He said, ‘You have to sleep on the floor.’ [Darn] gravity, got me again. You know how bad I wanna sleep on the wall.” Mitch Hedberg
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“I went to a friend's house. He said, ‘You have to sleep on the floor.’ [Darn] gravity, got me again. You know how bad I wanna sleep on the wall.” Mitch.

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Page 1: “I went to a friend's house. He said, ‘You have to sleep on the floor.’ [Darn] gravity, got me again. You know how bad I wanna sleep on the wall.” Mitch.

“I went to a friend's house. He said, ‘You have to sleep

on the floor.’ [Darn] gravity, got me again. You

know how bad I wanna sleep on the wall.”

Mitch Hedberg

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Universal Gravitation

Part 2

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The Dark Ages

• They were called that for a reason

• Very little science was done in this era

• Most work on gravity still consisted of further proofs of Aristotle’s flawed ideas

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Copernicus

• In 1543, Copernicus was on his deathbed

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Copernicus

• He permitted one of his fellow monks to publish a book that he had written 20 years earlier

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On the Revolution of the Heavenly Orbs

• Copernicus brought back the forgotten heliocentric model

• He was reluctant to publish the book because he knew what he affect would be

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Why was it a big deal?

• The Ptolemaic model had been the standard for more than a millennia

• The Church had built it’s beliefs around it

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Copernican Model• Got rid of most

of the epicycles

• Only the moon’s remained

• Very similar to what we use today

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Tycho Brahe• Tycho was a Danish

noble• With the support of the

Crown he was able to build the finest observatory in the world

• Tycho was an interesting man

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Taking things too seriously

• Tycho was a mathematician• At university he got into a duel

to settle an argument about math

• In the dual he lost part of his nose

• He had a silver and copper prosthetic

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A Step Back

• The Tychonian system put the Earth at the center of the universe again

• The Sun orbited the Earth and all other planets orbited the Sun

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Bad Math

• Tycho was a bad mathematician

• That might be why he lost his nose

• He had the data but not the skill to understand it

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Wandering Mathematicians

• Kepler was hired to do the math that Tycho Brahe could not

• Tycho never fully trusted Kepler, so he kept most of the data to himself

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A Bad Way to Go

• Tycho died of a ruptured bladder caused by not going to the bathroom at a dinner party

• No joke

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Dying Words

• “Let me not seem to have lived in vain.”

• The Brahe family still refused to give the data to Kepler

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Kepler

• He had a tough life

• If you think living today is hard, and you do, imagine…

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A Bad Life

• Born out of wedlock

• Abandoned by daddy

• Aunt burned at the stake for being a witch

• Mother accused of being a witch

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Not to nit pick, but…

• He had bad eyesight• He was constantly ill• On top of all that, he

couldn’t find steady work and had to wander about, casting horoscopes and doing math

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Kepler’s Model

• He was fascinated with the Copernican Model but had modified the geometry of it

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The Data

• Kepler was an empiricist

• He wanted data to back up his ideas

• This is where Tycho Brahe came in

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The Brahe Family

• Tycho’s family refused to give Kepler the data

• So, he did what any self-respecting scientist of dubious background and questionable morals would do

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He stole it!

• Would any of you be so persistent?

• It took Kepler 30 years and over 900 pages of calculations to complete his work

• It yielded only 3 things

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Kepler’s Laws

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Kepler’s First Law

• Planet’s travel in elliptical, not circular, orbits

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Kepler’s Model

• His geometric model originally had circular orbits

• Brahe’s data showed the orbit’s to be elliptical

• The big step was when Kepler decided to trust the data instead of the dogma

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Kepler’s Second Law

• A line from the Sun to a planet sweeps out the same area in an equal time

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Kepler’s Third Law

• Kepler found a mathematical relationship between the orbital period and orbital radius of any given planet

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“… more things in heaven and earth …”

• The study of the heavens has still continued, separate from the study Earthly gravity

• There have been no advances in thought on gravity, until…

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Galileo Galilei• The first

person to really try and rework Aristotle’s Physics

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Birth of Science

• Galileo refused to take things at face value

• He demanded observation and experiments to verify his conclusions

• This was a new concept

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Big Ideas

• Galileo found that items fall at the same rates, regardless of mass

• Objects will continue to move unless stopped, without need of any extra force

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Other Big Ideas

• He proposed the idea of inertia

• It was what kept things from flying off of the Earth as it revolved around the Sun

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The Telescope• He was the first person to

use the telescope to observe the heavens

• It could magnify objects up to 21 times

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Drawings

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The Rebel

• One of the biggest chances Galileo took was writing his works in Italian instead of Latin

• The Church didn’t like what this man was doing

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The Church• It viewed Galileo as a problem

and his work was denounced as heresy

• He was put on trial and forced to renounce his discoveries, or else face torture

• At the trial he was heard to say…

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“Eppur, si mouve”

“Nevertheless, it [the Earth] moves

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Newton

• Born one year after the death of Galileo

• Was able to combine the efforts of those who came before him

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The Apple and the Moon

• Newton did not come up with his ideas because he go hit in the head

• He compared the motion of a falling apple to the motion of the moon in its orbit and found them to be the same

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“If I have seen farther than most, it is by standing on the

shoulders of giants.”

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Synthesis

• Newton showed that gravity was the force that not only pulled things down to the Earth but also moved the planets

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