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Top 25 funny and humorous birthday quotes with images、
Birthdays are one of life's milestones that can inspire all kinds of
contemplation and observation.Give your friends a memorable
experience,A humorous birthday wish is probably the best way to
go.How to write a humorous and funny birthday quotes and
messages?Enjoy our best humorous birthday wishes with images.
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1.
“A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the
sun. Enjoy the trip. ”
2.
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“The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once. —
By H. Prochnow”
3.
“Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. — By
Unknown Author”
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4.
“Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty. — By Joan Rivers”
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5.
“I was going to send you something hot and sexy for your birthday But
the postman told me to take the stamp off my ass and get the fuck out of
the postbox.”
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6.
“The older you get,the better you get,unless you're a banana — betty
white”
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7.
“Wait,wait,wait,you're how old?”
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8.
“When I think of the word youth, I think of you. That’s because the
word “you” is contained in the word “youth.” ”
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9.
“You’re birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar….. Yung No
Mo”
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10.
“I didn’t forget your birthday, I just forgot today’s date!”
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11.
“Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live. —
Anonymous”
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12.
“There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-
birthday presents ... and only one for birthday presents, you know. —
Lewis Carroll”
13.
“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the
cake.”
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14.
“On your birthday, here are some words of wisdom: smile while you
still have teeth! Congratulations!”
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15.
“Lots and lots and love because I forgot to bring you gift.”
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16.
“You can’t change the past, so forget about it, you can’t predict the
future, forget about it, I didn’t get you a present, forget about it!”
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17.
“May your facebook wall be filled with messages from people you
never talk to.”
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18.
“Birthdays really take the cake . . . and add it to your stomach. —
Melanie White”
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19.
“Every year someone asks me “What are you doing for your birthday?”
and every year I say “Celebrating, idiot!””
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20.
“I was going to give you a birthday present but every time I touched the
box, it would snarl at me.”
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21.
“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but
never remembers her age. — Robert Frost”
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22.
“As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes,
and I can't remember the other two. — Sir Norman Wisdom”
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23.
“I never forget my wife's birthday. It's usually the day after she reminds
me about it. — Anonymous”
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24.
“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie
about your age. — Lucille Ball”
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25.
“The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet. — Robert