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- Friday, April 2 - Overeaters Anonymous - Help for people who eat when they aren’t hungry and who go on eating binges for no apparent reason. No fees or weigh-ins. Write P. 0. Box 491, Waterloo, Ontario N2J 4A9 or phone Community Information Centre, 579-3800. SCOOPS - Neilson’s Quality Ice Creamata quality price. Open Monday - Friday 11:30 - 3:30 p.m. and Wednesday Movie Night 9:00 - 10:00 p.m. Business is licking up! K-W Probe Office Hours: Monday: 10:OOa.m. - 12 noon and 1:30 p.m. - 3:30 p.m.; Tuesday: 1:30 - 3:30 p.m.; Wednesday 10 a.m. - noon and 1:30 - 3:30 p.m.; Thursday: 10:OO a.m. - noon and Friday: 10:00 a.m. to noon. Women’s Centre Office Hours: 12 noon - 1:00 p.m. CC 149. POET’s Pub - Come in and have a drink and relax after a long week. Pinball, cold refreshment and good company available in CPH 1327,12 noon - 4:00 p.m. PEERS - Open Monday - Thursday: 3:00 - 8:00 p.m. and Friday 1:00 - 3:00 p.m. CC 138A. Salat-Ul-Jumua (Friday Prayer) Organized by the Muslim Students Association. 1:30 - 2:30 CC 110. Vegetarian Club - Learn to prepare your favorite vegetarian dishes from around the world. Live demonstrations. For further information call 888. 7321.6:OO p.m. Used Book Sale sponsored by the KW Canadian Federation of University Women. 12 noon - 9:00 p.m. Includes Auction 6:00 - 6:30 p.m. Hilliard Hall, First United Church, Waterloo. r

Evening Concert at WLU will feature the WLU Orchestra, Michael Purves-Smith, conductor. Con- cert will be held in the Theatre Auditorium at 8:00 p.m. Admission is free and everyone is welcome. The University of Waterloo Drama Department presents Samuel Beckett’s Endgame, the modern classic of life at the end of its tether. Endgame, directed by Wojtek Kozlinski, will take place in the Theatreof theArts,curtaintime8:00p.m.Ticketsare $3.00, students and seniors $2.00 and group rates. The Earthen Mug coffee house welcomes you. Stop by and listen to the live entertainment over a mug of hot apple cider. This will be the last coffee house of the year. CC 110.8:OO p.m. Theatresports is not tonight. Due to circum- stances beyond our control, the regular game will be played Saturday (that’s tomorrow) at 9:30 in HH 180.

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- Saturday, March 3 - Todayisnationalchocolateday. Agood time togo for a bar. Used Book Sale sponsored by KW Federation of University Women. 9:00 a.m. - 2:00 p.m. Includes Children’s Sale at 9:00 a.m. Hilliard Hall, First United Church, Waterloo. Auditions for By Random Twist of Fate, a “random chance” play produced by Theatresports and the Creative Arts Board, to be presented in May. 10 roles in a murder mystery spoof featuring audience input. Wear loose clothing, of course. HH 180.12:30 - 3:30 p.m. Check L.C.P.R. Co. notice in this issue’s Arts section for more details. Nexus - a percussion experience! Introduces children to music from many cultures - for 8 to 12 year olds. Tickets: $2.50 for children and seniors, $3.00 for others t the UW Arts Centre Box Office, Humanities Theatre. 1:00 p.m. and 3:30 p.m. Palm Sunday Liturgy for the University Catholic Community will be held at 5:00 p.m. at the St. Jerome’s College Assembly Centre. Allare welcome. 5:00 p.m. Nexus - North America’s Premier Percussion Ensemble, brings together the talents of six inter- nationally acclaimed virtuoso percussionists. Tick- ets: $6.50 (stu/sen $5.00) from the UW Arts Centre Box Office, Humanities Theatre. 8:00 p.m. Theatresports is temporarily, transferred to Saturday - our deepest and most spontaneous apologies. Excitement starts at 9:30 tonight in the usual HH 180.

- Tuesday, March 5 - Scoops - see Friday. K-W Probe - see Friday. Peers - see Friday. The Vegetarian Club is having 7 cooking workshops. Experience satisfying vegetarian cooking through tongue, tummy and mind. Live demos, recipes and great food. Come hungry. Free. All welcome. 5:30 p.m. PAS 3005 (Psych lounge). Women’s Action Co-operative weekly meeting and discussion group. This week’s topic is “writing”. 7:00 p.m. CC 149 - the Women’s Centre.

- Wednesday, April 7 - Tooth Brush Exchange. Bring your used tooth- brush and exchange it for a new one. Sponsored by the Dental Dept., Waterloo Regional Health Unit for

National Dental Week. 11:OO a.m. - 3:00 p.m. Campus Centre Great Hall.(NewbrusheswillonIybe given in exchange for an old one.) K-W Red Cross Blood Donor Clinic. 2:00 p.m. - 8:30 p.m. St. Luke’s Lutheran Church, 317 Franklin Street North, Kitchener, Ontario. Quota: 325 Donors. GLOW Coffeehouse (Gay Liberation of Waterloo). 8:30 p.m. CC 110. Cinema Gratis presents Swept Away. 9:30 p.m. Campus Centre Great Hall.

- Thursday, April 8 - There’s no need to fear, Tiger Terry is here. Today and every Thursday (until April 23rd). Tiger Terry will be playing tunes for you from 6:00 a.m. - 10:00 a.m. on CKMS (94.5 FM). Vegetarian Lunch - hot six course lunch $1.50. Sponsored by the Vegetarian Club. 11:45 -2:00 p.m. cc 135. Bhakti Yoga Club (Krishna Consciousness) is having an introductory lcass on the Bhagavad Gita and meditation, discussion. 4:30 - 6:00 p.m. CC 110.

- Future Events - Monday, April 12 - the 4th Annual Meeting of Anselma House will be held at 8:00 p.m. in the Meeting Room at Rink-in-the-Park, Seagram Drive, Waterloo. Guest speaker will be Trudy Don, Provincial Co- ordinator, Ontario Association of Interval and Tran- sitional Houses. Paid up members and groups will have voting privileges at the meeting. Wednesday, April 14 - Waldorf Education: a Parent’s Perspective. Come and hear about Waldorf education from a parent’s point of view. 8:00 p.m. St. John The Evangelist Anglican Church, 23 Water Street, Kitchener. Free admission. Friday, April 16 - The Waterloo County All Star Basketball Team will host their Fourth Annual Fund Raising game at 8:00 p.m. at Cameron Heights Collegiate Institute in Kitchener. Admission is $1.00. All proceeds go to Big Sisters and Big Brothers. Saturday, April 17 - Alice in Wonderland (replacing Coppelia. Tickets will be honoured). A stunning full-length theatre ballet for theentirefamily. Story by Lewis Carol for preschool to 8 year olds. Tickets $2.00forchiIdrenandseniors,and$2.50forall others. Tickets: UW Arts Centre Box Office, Humanities Theatre. lo:30 a.m., 1:00 p.m., 3:30p.m. Humanities Theatre. Saturday, April 17 - K-W Rally Club and Grand Valley Car Club present Saturday Night at the Rallies. A series of beginner rallies designed to introduce the newcomer to the aspect of motorsport. 6:30 p.m. Start Location: Pioneer Park Plaza, Doon Blair Road and Pioneer Drive, Kitchener. For further information call Roger Sanderson 885-2122 or Linda Robertson 579-8575.

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Universities bounce, but never score The lady sitting behind me set the tone for

Thursday’s Action Week meeting, where representatives of faculty, staff and student associations from Waterloo and Laurier were discussing the cutbacks in funding and how they affect education. Talking about the limits to growth of our present society, she said, “How much longer can we go on in this way?”

Soon-to-be-former president of WLU, Dr. Neale Taylor, opened the meeting by likening today’s universities in Ontario to a basketball.

CAUT week OTTAWA (CUP) - The Canadian Association of University Teachers (CAUT) is holding a Week of Concern March 24 to 30 to protest federal and provincial undermining of the post-secondary education system.

CAUT president J.G. Foulks said that “Canadian universities are in danger of going the way of the Avro Arrow (a fighter plane discontinued by the federal government in 1959).” He said the federal and provincial

governments greatly expanded their support for education during the past 25 years, allowing Canadian universities to develop high quality teaching and research, but now they are abandoning that support.

“Our governments have a habit of developing projects to world standards and then shooting them down before they haveachance to fly,” said Foulks.

The Week of Concern comes as Parliament is debating Bill C-97, concerning federal- provincial fiscal arrangements. Current arrangements expire March 3 1, and a new policy must be in place by mid-April when equalization cheques are due to the provinces.

The federal government wants to cut transfers to the provinces by $5.7 billion over the next five years, mainly by eliminating the revenue guarantees plan. Some of the lost revenues to the provinces will be made up by tax changes, but net revenue loss will still be at least $3.5 billion, according to CAUT. ’

Donald Savage, executive secretary of CAUT, said he does not expect the federal government to reinstate the revenue guarantee plan “because that would be asking it to lose face.”

But CAUT wants the federal government to make up the net loss in provincial revenue through some means. Provincial governments have said the cuts to fiscal transfers will reduce their ability to fund postsecondary education.

Meanwhile, negotiations on Established Programs Financing (EPF), which funds higher education and health care, have been delayed following the extension of the program to April 1983.

The federal government has said it ~111 extend EPF further, to April 1984, if the provinces agree to two conditions: they must increase funding to higher education at least as much as federal EPF transfers: 1 I .7 per cent in 1982-83 and 1 1.9 per cent in 1983-84; and they must agree to discuss methods to achieve national education goals, including accessibility, accountability, mobility, cooperative planning and bilingualism. CAUT contends that: * EPF should be extended to April 1984. During the first year, they want federal and provincial inquiries, preferably jointly-held, into postsecondary education. In the second year, a deal would be negotiated. * the federal-provincial split in funding should remain the same during negotiations * no province should suffer significant decreases in total fiscal transfers from the federal government during negotiations,

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The opposing teams are the federal and provincial governments; we are being passed from team to team, but we nevergo through the hoop and score.

The two levels of authority system brings about different views in the responsibility for the funding of universities, he stated. Seeing them as institutions national in scope, the federal government has long felt that they ought to provide money out of duty to the public. Yet,underthetermsoftheBNAAct,the

protests cuts because this would reduce its ability to finance advanced education * the national goals outlined by the federal government should not be adopted as they are, but they should be the subject of talks * many provinces, in particular Ontario, breed cynicism when they purport to defend academic freedom and institutionalautonomy

* many governments focus on glamour projects, such as Alberta’s massive spending on medical research, but neglect core funding * the universities are responsive to changing student needs, and warned of impending shortages of scientists and engineers before it was fashionable to do so * “the attempt by the federal minister of employment and immigration to transform universities into trade schoolsand to substitute for the free market of student choice an authoritarian scheme by which the federal civil service would determine what students could and could not take at the university” is unacceptable * educational quality should be equalized as much as possible across the country.

Savage said while EPF is being renegotiated funding increases are ranging greatly from province to province.

The CA UT sent telegrams of congratulation to the governments of Saskatchewan, Man- itoba, and Alberta for their 1982-83 university funding increase of 17.0 per cent, 15.7 per cent and 14.5 per cent respectively. Savage said increases of 12.2 per cent in Ontario, and those expected in British Columbia and especially Quebec will be inadequate. The picture is not yet clear in the Atlantic, he said.

CAUT Week of Concern activities planned include: * faculty from the two Ottawa universities will lobby M Ps with university ridingsand selected other Parliamentarians March 25 * a session will be held to “sensitize leading members of the local community” to university problems at the University of Alberta faculty club * Don Savage will appear on a Vancouver TV open-line show * Windsor faculty will lobby local MPs and members of provincial parliament, an d may wear black armbands as a sign of protest * Victoria city council will beasked to support a faculty lobby and media campaign * Queen’s University in Kingston will run a media campaign, and ask the mayor to declare a week of concern * Mount Allison University in Sackville, New Brunswick, will ask students, alumni and parents to write to the federal government on EPF transfers * local Kiwanis and Rotary clubs and weekly newspapers in small towns will be asked to make a pitch for greater awareness of underfunding * faculty will support student forums and rallies in Winnipeg, Waterloo, Brandon and Quebec City.

to help protest The Conrad Grebel College

based UW Peace Society will be participating in the fourth annual Good Friday Liturgy and witness of the civil disobedience actions going on at Litton Systems in Toronto.

A variety of church-affiliated and pacifist groups have been protesting Litton’s in- volvement in the production of Cruise Missile guidance systems for the United States.

The day’s events will begin with a service to be held at 8:00 a.m. on the steps of South Campus Hall (or at the Conrad Grebel College Chapel in the event of rain). Afterwards a bus will be departing for Toronto to join with other groups.

The bus will arrive at Bloor Street United Church, and after a speech by Lois Wilson, Moderator of the United

provinces have control of education. The feds are presently trying to renegotiate

the terms of transfer payments. As for funding the post-secondary institutions, they feel they should have more say in the type of programs being offered, said Taylor. For example, Labour Minister Lloyd Axworthy has sug- gested the universities offer more skill training to meet shortages in technical positions. Taylor stressed the need for the universities to have autonomy over who they will allow to attend and what will be taught.

UW president, Dr. Douglas Wright, began h.is statement by saying that the three concerns in education that a visitor to a foreign juris- diction would have are accessibility, quality and cost. Compared to other places, Wright said Ontario has done a commendable job on all three counts up to this point, but quality is beginning to decline - a sentiment shared by many of the subsequent speakers.

The current funding crisis presents three scenarios, said Wright, the first one being that quality can continue to decline; we can make access for student more difficult, or we can provide more revenue, at least 200 million dollars a year.

Wright said it’s no longer effective for the universities themselves to petition the government for more money. What is needed, hesaid, is for the post-secondary community to alert the public to the situation, and convince them to approach the elected officials on the matter.

Keith Geddes of the Department of Computer Services, outlined the present crisis in the faculties of Computer Science throughout North America. Since the demand for courses is so high, he said, teaching positions are readily available. In fact, there are more seats than can be filled by North American PhD graduates. But because of the attractive- ness of salaries and working conditions in industry as opposed to academic tenure, universities are having a tough time luring the qualified people they need.

WLUStudentunion president, Steve Patten, addressed the topic of student financial aid.

While engineering students at U of T and U W have proposed paying higher fees to ensure educational quality, Patten said that not all students are able to afford this. Patten main- tained that even in these tough times a university or college education_ should not be a luxury, and that it is up to the universities and governments to ensure fair access. In the end, the decision to pursue post-secondary education should not bea purely financial one, he said.

Dave Britain spoke on behalf of the grad student population at Waterloo. The situation grads are faced with is dwindling financial support for research, outdated equipment,and a diminished course selection. Britain doubted that Ontario Premier William Davis’ promise of maintaining the quality of education would hold true.

Speaking on behalf of the Minister of Colleges and Universities was Gordon Deans. He said that the Ontario Government’s profile priority on education is due in part to Dr. Stephenson’s “forceful championing of education.”

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Deans said the rise in the fees for foreign students reflects the provincial government’s philosophy that a foreign student should pay nearer the full cost of an education in Ontario. The ratio of student to government payment is 75:25 this year, and with next year it should rise to lOOa/, for foreign students, he said.

Dr. Pat Wesley represented the Ontario Confederation of University Faculty As- sociations at the meeting. He quoted Premier Davis as saying that there is still fat in the education system which could be comfortably trimmed and compared that to the Ontario Governments Report on the Future role of Universities. The proposal of funding at one percent less than inflation. one the Ontario government is considering. is the second worst scenario of the report, said Wesley.

“Policy is what governments do when they can’t think ofanythingelsetodo.” Wesleysaid.

Todd Schneider

Those darn engineers are at it again - this time adding their own brand of tomfoolery to UW’s 25th anniversary ban- ners.

Photo by Wanda Sakura

Below: Federation president Wim Simonis is presented with the Federated Appeal’s Good Neighbour Award for the Federation’s donation to their cause.

Church of Canada, the parti- cipants will proceed to the Litton plant.

Anyone interested in attending should call Greg Cressman at 884-7250 or Sheila Loucks at 884-7060.

Those attending are advised to bring a bag lunch and be prepared to help with a small donation to help with thecosts of transportation.

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So this is it. . . th e end. . . all things must pass (unless of courseyou have tenure). But there is a lot to learn for wasted time. (Or was it). There have been friutful exchanges with the likes of George Elliott Clarke who knows the meaning of democracy far better than i. There are commendations for Todd Schneider, Dan Ayad, Linda Carson, Wqme Hughes, and Wanda Sakura. Had i spent the last year runningaBomag over HI2 iwouldnot haveknownthemanditwouldhavebeen no small loss, for i have learned There are others. And this bastardizedchildofa newspaper has also been dependent on the contributions of Cathy McBride, Prabhskar Ragde, Chris Bauman, Virginia Butler, Roger Theriaultand Cathy Tyroler. It is theirs as much ss anyone elses. Thankyou Marney Heatley; a smile goesalongwsyonabattlefield&xdAnna . . . . she is the one that is responsible for preventLngaburnoutmLndsuicideandkeepLngmeonthepicket.Asitypethiswe do notyetknowwho’llnexttakeontheeditor’spost.Wedohaveanewproduction manager though. to everything there is a season. Scott and Sylvia both stay aboard andwearing the same insignia. For Everyone: “Our secret’s safe and still well kept; Where even Richard Nixon has got soul”.

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-Comaient Look for a job where you help ,_.- An open letter to all graduating students:

h4 ost of you are now caught up in the mad scramble for a

job. Some of you havedecided to travel; a few others have decided to wait out the summer and see what happens. 1 have a couple of thoughts I wish you all to consider.

Be you an engineer, geographer, historian, che- mist, or basket-weaver, you all have a number of skills. You also, hopefully, have gained the basics of intelligent, creative thought. With these attri- butes, will you now simply go out into the ‘real’ world and fit yourself into a quiet niche in society? Will you become

another faceless technocrat, competing in the daily rat- race?

actually sat down and thought ofwhytheworldisthewayitis. Those of you who have, did you ever consider doing something about it? How will you actually contribute? It has been repeated endlessly by our governments that Canada’s future lies in its’ students. Have many of you now graduating ever stopped to

examine what future you want to see?

Some of you will say, ‘Of course not, I will make a contribution to the world.’ Others of you will be more pessimistic, ‘That’s the way it is, and we all need a job.’

How many of you have

What I’m asking you to consider, is what political, social, economic and ecolo- gical systems you want your children to grow up in. How do you want to see your skills used, for what purpose, and to what end? As you leave this

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institution of higher learning, you are now at the point where you can make a difference both to your own, and others, lives. Please consider what type of world you want, and what you can do to realize such a future.

Brad W ylynko 2nd year, Man-Env.

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Private industry distorts learning I

WINNIPEG (CUP) - Canadian universities Novek, universities must also develop closer other three Western provinces. Manitoba must change thecurrent situation will increasingly distort their research prior- links with private industry. One way to Speaking at a recent two-day Liberal think- where highly skilled graduates migrate out of ities to meet the demands of private industry in strengthen those ties is through the estab- tank on national employment needs, Novek the province in search of employment, he said. the 1980s a Manitoba university professor lisment of research parks, he said. said an institute should also be established at But while Novek said the benefits of research said at a recent conference on national Novek said he advocates a research park the University of Winnipeg to study the social parks outweigh their costs, he added they employment needs. affiliated with the University of Manitoba. and ethical implications of technological create a number of problems. Research

But according to sociology professor Joel These projects are planned or underway in the change. priorities are distorted, companies may / attempt to prevent publication of confidential

Mat students may sue McMaster 1_J research data, and researchers may sacrifice excellence for commercial marketability, he said.

Ultimately there is the danger of Despite vocal student opposition, the “corporatism” if the links between govern-

ment, business and the universities are too close. “There is too much enthusiam for Japan, Inc.,” he said.

The strengthened ties between universities and the private sector will threaten university autonomy, but he said that is nothing new.

HAMILTON (CUP) - Student representatives told more than 300 students at a recent McMaster University rally that they may launch legal action to overturn administration policies undermining student representation in university planning.

d representation on the academic plannmg committee, a reduction in representation on sociology department committees, major curriculum changes, residence admission standards favouring students with high marks and a ban on residence initiations.

The rally was organized by the Coalition of Concerned Students, that includes under- graduate, graduate and residence students. They protested the elimination of student

Coalition representatives said they are studying ways to challenge the changes, including suing the university for breach of contract with students.

administration made the changes this year because of provincial funding restraints, said Hugh O’Reilly, executive officer of the Ontario Federation of Students. O’Reilly said the’ administration wants to undermine student representation so it can railroad unpalatable changes.

Removing students from key planning In the 1960s when the government invested bodies and neglecting to consult them on major millions of dollars in university research, this changes removes their access to information was especially apparent, he said. In the U.S., 60

Actress from south at UW . they need to opposecutbacksand thedeclining per cent of- total university research was quality of education, said O’Reilly. defense or space related at the height of the

Vietnam War. he said.

If Canada is Hollywood North, then Venezuela is Hollywood South. That’s the impression you get talking to Ewa Von Hueck.

Ewa has been a comic actress for 15 years. She’s worked in theatre, radio and television. She has starred in production of The Tempest, Godspell, and Blythe Spirit, all in Spanish, of course. For television, she performed in Plaza Sesamo (Sesame Street) and in a Beverly Hillbillies- type show about a farmer who

wins a lottery and moves to the city.

Daughter of a sports photo- grapher nicknamed “Super- man”, Ewa was dubbed “Sperchica” by the fan maga- zines. The Venezualan maga- zines arejust like the American - Ewa has scrapbooks of articles on her and she readily points to headlines saying “I never said that.”

Why would a star actress in Venezuela volunteer to become a nobody in Canada?

Ewa says, “It’s very important to learn English in Venezuela, I came here to learn English and to see if I have better opportunities.”

Ewa is presently taking a variety of Arts courses here at U W. She’s been here for three years and will return next fall, after spending the summer in Venezuela.

Does she want to go to Hollywood ? “Of course. This is the dream of all actors.”

Cathy McBride

The McMaster rally was an important part of the fight to preserve student representation at all Ontario universities, he said.

While placard-carrying student shouted, “Students united will never be defeated”, student senator John Bather said student groups have historically had little success dealing with the administration individually. He urged students to form a united front

* against the administration. McMaster student union president Alex

Daschko said, “Weare proud of this institution and we wish to see it prosper, and students are just the people to help. But if our concerns are going to be neglected, then this univesity will fall apart .”

Novek said that becausegovernment growth has almost stopped, future development will be concentrated in the private sector. Closer academic-industry links are advantageous because:

. universities need money for research because of government cuts

. industry needs more and more highly- skilled graduates, especially- in areas like compute? science,

. industry needs a “window” on the state-of- the-art in research

. industry is more willing to allocate money to research

. research is increasingly important to companies facing stiff competition

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Wendy Bitker 2ndYear English Even though we hate them, they help you and show your education.

Professor Hardy E. X&m RonBrintnell 1 No Comment. s 3;8 Mech Ex@ p&&h)

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Terry Levinthal 2 Year Urban Planning I don’t try to think about exams much. I have a tendency to fail them.

TimEvam 4B Chemistry Rea;l World Pressure!

lKarilyn Tebbit 1 YearArts 1’11 be glad when they’re over. When you study, yox put the pieces together and the important thir@ standout. .

Bikth Control Centre thanks Fed Council

To the Editor: For several hours during t he

past weeks the Birth Control Centre and the Federation Executive Budget Committee have been debating over the former’s projected financial needs and the latters financial support capabilities. When discussion closed on this matter and a desirable com- promise had not been reached, I asked to make a presentation directly to council to appeal the committee decision before final ratification of the 1982/ 1983 Federation budget. The Budget C,ommittee and the Birth Control Centre each in turn presented their plat- forms The Birth Control Centre then fielded questions from the floor.

I believe that the presenta-’ Sue Minas of Counselling tion sparked some interesting discussion in council, and more important gave those present a heightened awareness of the Birth Control Centre and all student services. We. were able to make the presentation because of a newly instituted‘ Federation policy.

I would like to express my sincere thanks to Marg-Ann Pierson, Jim Pytyk, Manfred Schwenger, and the other members of the budget committee, who worked long iicr, .a on behalf of the student’s interest. All of the Federation Council Members displayed enormous patience, understanding and committe- ment in support of student services and needs. 1 believe students owe their repiesenta- tives a debt of gratitude for the responsibility and seriousness which they take to theirjob.

I would also like to thank

Services and Ed Atkinson of Man-Environment Studies for their helpin preparing and delivering the presentation. The support of the Federation of Students will enable the Birth Control Centre to operate for another year, offering a volunteer family planning and referral service to the Waterloo community . . . students helping students.

Tim German Volunteer Coordinator

University 9f Waterloo Birth Control Centre

’ Coimcillors qutiry Federation’s

priorities To the Editor:

What are the priorities of the Federation of Students? At a Students’ Council meeting last Sunday a passionate appeal from representatives of

the Birth Control Centre for more funds fell on deaf ears. Not only did Council first turn down the request for six hundred dollars, but they then allocated. $14,800 for renovat- ing the Federation executive’s offices. Maybe responsibility has taken a back seat to comfort.

The Birth Control Centre is principally funded by the Federation and provides much needed services to the university community. They had initially requested $5,045 to operate for the 1982-83 year. They were told. by the budget committee of the Federation that the Federa- tion did not have that much money. They then trimmed their request to $4,260. The budget committee could still not find the money and proposed a figure of $3,660 which Council overwhelming- . ly approved on March 28. Those councillors who dis- sented were told that there was no way of squeezing the extra six hundred dollars out of the budget.

In a flourish of accounting magic, only fifteen minutes later we were told that there was absolutely no problem finding $14,800 to move walls, rearrange offices, and repaint the office of the Federation. Perhaps in the past the Federation has used less than half the money it obtained. from students, but this time there wasn’t $600 for a group with a definite need. When the vote came, the lack of understanding and concern was evident. The male dominated Council (27 males, 5 females) voted for the reduced budget.

The Federation seems to be losing itself in the glory of its

“own administration. The executive worries more about the shade of green on the walls than the concerns of students. All we can say is when you need a service from the Federation and they say that they don’t have the money, go into the office and admire the walls (after all you paid for them). If you need advice or you want to talk to someone about sexuality, birth control, pregnancy or VD, go talk to Wim Simonis or another member of the executive -we don’t know ifthey will be much help, but they can always tour you around the office.

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Sean Mullarkey, Math Co-Op Councillor

Rob Dubrucki, Arts Co-Op Councillor

University forces you to pay for their mistake

To the Editor: Income tax receipts for-

tuition were mailed out a couple of weeks ago and as of March 23rd, I still hadn’t received mine. I enquired at the cashier’s office and was told my forms had been sent to an out of town address-one I haven’t lived at for over two years. The registrar’s office has had my present addresssince the time I moved, but someone, somewhere, made a mistake and sent my receipt to the wrong place. To get a duplicate copy of the form I was obliged to pay a twodollar fee. I could understand paying this fee if I had lost my own documents, but I cannot understand paying for someone else’s error. I t’s ridiculous, even if it is only two bucks.

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Government charged with burying report TORONTO (CUP) - The Ontario ministry of colleges and universities has been accused of sitting on a study which says that government efforts to make universities accessible to the poor have failed.

of colleges and universities Bette Stephenson) desk.” Barret said the report, com- pleted at the end of January, must be edited before it can be released. Stephenson has not seen the report yet.

sociologist, and described it as “excellent”. He said the report demonstrates that the propor- tion of poor people going to university has remained stable over the past decade, largely because the only encouragement the government has given is through its student aid program.

whelmed by the middle-class”, and the government doesn’t have “anything to show for its efforts on making universities more accessible.” STORE-N--LOCK INC

The Ontario Federation of Students (OFS) has charged the government is burying the report because it would reflect poorly on recent government moves to increase tuition and an expected announcement about changes to the Ontario studentaid program.

“We’d like to get it out before classes end,” said Barret, “because we are aware of the high level of interest in the,report and want a broad distribution and wide discussion.”

He said the government had “failed and failed miserabiy to encourage participation from lower income families.”

Carolyn Barret, a university affairs officer at the ministry, said the report was “not gathering dust on her(minister

Ross Parry, an OFS researcher, said that if the ministry wanted to release the report much sooner, it could.

Parry has seen copies of the report authored by Paul Anisef, a York University

The report said that students make the decision to go to university before they get to the point where they can take advantage of student aid. The family environment is pro- bably the major determinant in the decision to go to university.

Parry said the report proved that universities are “over-

Thalidomide sold to Africans VANCOUVER (CUP) - Thalidomide. the drug responsible for thousands of deformed babies in Europe and North America in the 1960’s, is still available in Africa, according to a representative of the African Stu- dents’ Association at the University of British Col- umbia.

The manufacturers of thalidomide want to dispose of drug supplies so they sell it where it is still allowed on the market, Sanika Chirwa said March 7.

Chirwa said drug companies are abusing weak laws in African countries and using Africans as guinea pigs to test their products. He said Afri- can countries are test labor- atories for drugs, but other products are tested there as well.

“Only two or three types of interuterine devices are available in North America. In Africa, at least eight or nine types are available. The companies are selling these things because the laws don’t exist to prevent them.”

Before a new product is introduced into North Amer- ica it has been tested on the African market for at least five years, he said.

Chirwa said the problem exists in Africa and throughout the Third World as well. “These drug companies are business houses. Wherever they find a weak law, they will abuse it.”

Referring to the ‘battle of the bottle’ incident last year in which the World Health Or- ganization restricted advertising and marketing of baby formula in developing coun-

tries, Chirwa said baby formula has replaced TV and cars as status symbols as a result of the promotion.

“Even though the manufacturers know of the side effects or ineffectiveness, they continue to promote their products,” he said.

“It is now being found that African women do not fully respond to contraceptive pills. Because of changes in climate and other environmental fac- tors, the pill is never absorbed by the body,” he said.

“Steroid-containing oint- ments are producing blotch- ing effects on African women. They end up looking like zebras or grow beards.”

Chirwa placed the blame on professionals insi.de and outside the Third World who do not push for stricter drug regulations.

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Cockburn getting tougher, more energetic in concert Bruce Cockburn rolled into

the Centre in the Square on Monday night to a highly appreciative audience, for the last concert on his most recent Canadian tour.

During the course of the evening, Bruce took us on a tour of his musical map. The choice of material jumped

from as-yet-unreleased songs to as far back as his 197 1 album, In The Fulling Dark.

One of the most intriguing aspects of the man is how he mixes his Christianity (not the fundamentalist variety, thank Christ) with visions of a bleak society, militarism, and decay. One wonders whether his

poetry is apocaiytic, or whether like T.S. Eliot, he chose religion as a warm haven from the rage of the modern world.

The expression of faith I’m Gonna Fly Someday is joyful and melodic, and works on several levels, from the spontaneous to the cerebral; it

expressed the kind of Christ- chance to woo the crowd with ianity that established his violin-solo tag to Rumours churches have come to be of Glory, as he bent rhythm wary of. and melodic scales to the point

As for the songs of political of snapping. overtones, Cockburn is I’ve been an admirer of awry, sardonic, and Cockburn’s music since be- (especially) concerned. I have fore his current I op-40 status, a mental picture of him in the as was much of the audience, jungles of Latin America and we’ve seen all the musical pursuing the role of a guerilla- shifts along the way. But how musician. Along these lines, can one prepare for the one of his still-new songs is amount of change the man has called Ciuilization and its been going through? How can Discontents. we hang on as the top revolves

It may have been yet again? Cockburn’s name on the His lyrics are getting tough- programme, but to his credit er, his shows more energetic, he gave his band members and his guitar work shows all their share in the spotlight to the flash of a heavy-metal the extent of having drummer freak with none of the brava- Bob di Salle sing lead on a do. At times, he seemed to be revamped version of Burn, taking a page from his holy Baby, Burn. Hugh Marsh got a book, the lines that read “To

whom much is given, much is expected”, referring to his audience. He pushed our indulgence by running through solos long enough not only for me to write notes during, but to catch up on my assignments.

An unexpected surprise was an extended jam session/ poetry recital a la Ginsberg that just goes toshow,youcan take the folkie out of the coffee house, but not vice versa.

It’s funny to see much an impassioned artist turn all self- effacing and shyly embarrass- ed when recognizing the audience accolades. The answer to question, Will Success Spoil Bruce Cockburn?, looks definitely in his favour.

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Auditions open .

For Theatresports-style play The guests are assembled, a scream is spoof (please remember that I told you it is a

heard, the lights go out and a shot is fired! spoof; there should be no hard feelings When’ the liihts r&urn, the guests find that afterwards) and there is an emphasis (however they are alone, isolated from the outside world, downplayed the emphasis is (if an emphasis and one of their number is a murderer. Who is can be downplayed (have you ever seen more it? The lord of the manor, the haughty lady, the nested brackets than this?))) on improv- slimy young gigolo. . .? isation.

All of this may occur in the play By Random Twist of Fate. . . Auditions are being held in HH180 on Saturday April 3,1982 from 12:30 to 3:30, and they are like auditions usually are, so wear loose clothing.

These auditions are open to all; that means that all of you who have bemoaned the dearth of culturally uplifting events during the period between Winter and Spring terms will have a chance to try. This play is a murder mystery

This is perfectly understandable, since the director - Linda Carson - has been involved intimately with the Theatresports banner that this show comes from.

Rehearsals will be through mid to late April, and the performances will be in May.

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Endgame: A Review

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Numbers “You must be joking,” said Cundide, “there are no

Munichueuns left in the world.” “I am one,” said Martin. “I don’t quite know what to do

about it, but 1 cannot think any other way.” - Voltair, “Candide, ou l’optimisme”

I’m not quite sure what that quotation has to do with the rest of this review, but it’s late on production night, and there’s no desperation like present desperation, and it’s another way of putting off the inevitable truth, which is that since I don’t consider myself qualified to review this play, I’m not going to write this review. You are. But don’t panic; I’ll lay out the framework for you, and if you miss anything, someone is sure to redress the wrong in the Letters section.

Start with a few general remarks on the subject of drama. While it is really rare to hear a bad public performance of, say, Mozart’s Jupiter Symphony, it is quite possible that a production of even a masterpiece like Hamlet could send viewers howling up the aisles with derisive laughter. There is so much latitude available in a director’s interpretation of a play that what we are discussion should properly not be called “Beckett’s Endgame”, but “Wojtek Kozlinski’s Endgame, based on an idea by Beckett.”

You can extend the comparison - improvisation is not normally attempted by musicians unless they are quite technically proficient, while in drama it is encouraged from novices. You could even draw parallels with popular music, in which bad improvisation is rampant - but there’s sucha thing as stretching a metaphor too far. Besides, music is a more abstract medium, and drama by its nature almost demands excesses.

Discuss the playwright, Samuel Beckett. You could mention that he wrote Waitingfor Godot, but since that would just bea buzzphrase to the average reader, if indeed he recognized it at all, it’s better to say that he had a long association with James

Joyce and the Dublin-Paris connection, and that he’s one of the bright lights in the postwar genre known as “theatre of the absurd”.

There are things you should know, and things you shouldn’t. You might be tempted to berate the director for indulging himself by taking the lead role, but you should know that he had to take over the part out of necessity a week and a half before opening night, and he did so only after consultation with everyone involved. You shouldn’t know that the sex of one of the characters was changed in this production, because you might think thisa trifle liberalinafour-characterplayabout the end of the world, whereas it didn’t make any difference.

Endgame is set in a claustrophobic shelter after some undescribed catastrophe has destroyed life as we know it - perhaps. Hamm, a tyrannical, blind, crippled old man, dominates the scene. Clov, his servant, is the only mobile person in the play, though she cannot sit down. Nagg and Nell, his legless, senile parents, inhabit trash cans on stage left.

The play hasn’t the caustic wit of something-like Jean Genet’s The Balcony; it’s dry, sterile, very abstracted. This is far, far blacker than Dr. Strangelove. The emotions expressed by the characters, delivered in clipped, sparse sentences, are schematized, tired mockeries. There are smart snippets of self-reference all the way through. No plot to speak of; dialogue is everything.

You’re floundering, aren’t you? Even with ‘all those adjectives to ch oose from. I’ll give you some. The set, a large white rectangular prism raised six to eight feet above the stage surface, is instrumental in creating the effect of a barren environment required, as well as reducing the intimacy and spectator effect of the regular Theatre of the Arts setup. Lighting, which plays a key role (one can tell that the director spent some time on it) is quite effective, though a trifle hurried at times. All the actors performed well.

And now that part of the review where you make some sort of profound connection with the rest of the universe and the dreams and aspirations of us all, some distillation of what the play is saying. And you’re stuck. Shall I tell you why? Because you weren’t there. I would have spotted you. The place was damn near empty.

I’m sure Beckett would laugh at critics who attempt to place a particular interpretation on his work - someone even tried to suggest that the Clov-Hamm interplay paralled the relationship between Beckett and Joyce. This is the type of play that works on your subconscious, that evokes satisfaction and discontent without you knowing just why. I don’t think reading the script would do it; it may even have different effects from night to night.

But it’s too late; you’re stuck with it. So make something up, or admit defeat; I don’t care. It’+ your fault. Sure, it was theday after the end of classes, but your hangover must have been gone by eight o’clock. You might not have liked it; it might have depressed you, or amused you, or given you a blinding headache. But you’l?never know.

I think these people deserve our patronage. I’m not advocating unconditional support; go, for your own sake, and be hostile. Don’t applaud unless you feel motivated. Pick up their cues for them if you have to. But, without some sort of turnout, I don’t know how far devotion to aesthetic ideals of drama is going to take them. And who’s going to encourage them to take the really great stuff, like Marut/Sude?

Wrap it up. Now you can mention the letter that came with the tickets, the one addressed to “The Drama Critic, Imprint”. Reflect on the irony of people learning how to be critics writing about and being taken seriously by people learning how to be actors. Oh, but that’s not really fair; some of them are actors. But where do we draw the qualifying line? Is it that they’re producers and we’re consumers? Is it as simple as that? .

If you’re feeling really ambitious (and I don’t see how you’d have the nerve) you can put a cheap framing device around the whole thing, or fill run-on sentences with florid rhetoric ostensibly recapturing the mood of the evening, or use the experience to ramble onabout your own ambivalent attitudes towards drama and the type of people that get involved in it. Your first time out is the perfect time to do this, as the editors

won’t want to scare you away by butchering your copy just yet. Check the paragraph balance, do a second draft, type it uy:

with last-minute revisions as you go. Get someone else to proofread it, and hand it to the typesetter. Don’t hurry; the pub will be closed by the time you finish, anyway. I’m going to bed.

Good night. Prabhakar Ragde

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Padova show doesn’t car&: commercialization The problem with tours by

“Events” rather than companies is that they have no reputation to build and maintain, no responsibility to an audience. Their lives are deliberately short, they will never return. Therefore a certain arrogance and indif- ference may appear and build. This is what the audience in Humanities Theatre was presented with, last Tuesday night in The Pavlova Celebra- tion.

instead of flowing downward act from “Giselle”, is beyond every dancer on that stage, technically and artistically.

The promise is a good one; 1981 is the centennial of the famous ballerina’s birth, and fiftieth year of her death, 1931. To set up a programme of role she performed, most notably, “The Dragons Fly” and “The Dying Swan”, and take it on tour, is a timely, invaluable venture. What an opportunity to see history come alive on stage, in all its strangeness of style, dated costumes and little-performed works.

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The dancers themselves are not seen in a flattering light either. The six are under- rehearsed; the unity of movement lapses, as does the style of movement. From the curv- ed intimacy of 1920, they slide into Balanchine’s boldextend- ed lines of 1980.

The male dancer (Clark Tippet) does fine, tight, turned-in pirouettes, with closely held arms. He finishes cleanly, with thefinalityofaleadweight dropping to the ground. But this tight control extends to his other movement. This gesture ends at his wrist, not even his hand or beyond. This jump ends at his ankles, there’s no feeling in his feet. This movement tightwad needs better energy circula- tion throughout his body to produce the expansiveness he needs.

There is one moment, near the piece’s end. Kimberlee Raines and Tippet face each other, holding hands, one leg lifted. Together and ahh. . . they release hands to arms attitude over head and balance! And the movement is gone. They are like two skiers holding hands who let go just as they fly off the ramp into space, arms in the air and wind whipping through their hair. But five seconds out of ten minutes is not enough to sustain a work.

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Giselle (Starr Danias) has awkward and ugly lines. It’s like astreamlined, soaring bird who sticks his head out of line and puts the brakes on with its feet. Not only has he lost his grace, he is likely to wipe out and crash. .Danias covers this possibility exceedingly well. But because she is sodistract- ed by technique she cannot handle, any haunting pathos she might attempt, is sulking in the corner waiting to have its turn.

Albrecht tries hard. Ilike his velvet cape. The Queen of the Willis tries hard and she is certainly forbidding and haughty. She also has rigor mortis of the elbows. Her arms are painfully straight and her facial express’ion consists of pursed lips. The Willis are adequate but I long for the precision and grace of the National Ballet. Just as I long for the curtain call.

On the whole, the Pavlova Celebration is a carelessly and cheaply mounted production. I question the authenticity of movement style (both in re- conception and execution), the costuming (The design indicates but does not attempt to duplicate. The materials appear to be of cheap quality, hastily assembled.), the pieces (Why have dancers perform a work they find beyond them?) and the props (Plastic flowers clunk to the ground and vinyl legwarmers replace leather boots).

Pavlova, in her lifetime, spent an incredible amount of time travelling to obscure and remote (i.e. Brazil) societies, bringing dance with her to people who idolized her and

appreciated the effort she no thought of reachrng, such a venture. And it shows. made to reach them. educating and entertaining its The Pavlova Celebration just

This second-rate produc- audience, it is only interested does not care, and to our loss. topm, on the other hand, has in commmercial viability of Chris Bauman

Rude Boy: Bent’s Best Bash d

“Oi! Wottsa rewd boy?” “E’s a young chap wot loiks a do misschiff an’ sotch. ‘E’s a Count Steve or an ‘Umpty Dumpty or a Jacko.”

Rude Boy. It’s a film, starring the Clash,

as . well as a colloquialism which implies a troublemaker. A young British or West Indian male with undesirable attri- . butes. A rowdy or a transient. A dude.

Rude Boy is also the name of Toronto’s newest band; only two weeks old. With Count Steve, formerly of the Villains, and members of the Side- winders, thissix-piece jagfilled Ruby’s for Bent’s End of Term Pub.

By far a superior show than many if not all seen so far, Rude Boy entertained the crowd with two, one-hoursets of very tight, fast, clean, fun music. Playing Rude Boy Ska, Humpty Dumpty Ska, Film at E/even and such classics as Rockers, Woolly Bully, Life of Crime, and as an encore: Got No Sense.

Their premier in Toronto, two weeks ago, had critics walking out during the first couple of songs of the first set becuase of the inferior sound quality. Since then the sound- man has been replaced and the band rehearses over twelve hours a day to maintain the tight song-to-sound con-

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fore an audience of almost 300 people they belted out an en- thusiastic mix of ska and reggae which had the dance- floor overflowing into the aisles and seating areas with dancers. This in turn pushed the performers to greater heights and they improved with every song.

Lead guitarist Humpty Dumpty (a striking resem- blence is shared with the fic- tional character) divulged that the new group is far closer than the Villains (of old) and the work load is evenly shared by all. That includes musicalas well as lyrical contributions.

In fact over thirty songs have been written in the past two weeks or so. And further- more they are gearing up to cut an EP within the next six months.

All this positivism is very evident in their rivetting performance and high-energydel-

ivery of some very pleasing material.

The new sound personnel did an incredible job with the mix the entire night com- plimenting the music with a crispness and clarity second to none - no distortion, no feedback and sitting only fifteen feet or so from the speaker enclosures and in their direct line of fire I was

’ pleasantly treated to an evening of nonoffensive sound.

Rude Boy see themselves as the only truly original band on the Canadian music scene today, Wednesday night’s show was proof positive, and if the opportunity arises to see them in the near future it should be snatched up, fast.

They have personality, and a great deal of technical and creative ability. They’re in- novative and refreshingly sincere (unpretentious).

Many thanks to the band and much credit to the people at BENT for a great end to a great term. Dan Ayad

Prose and Poetry dripping darkness outside, he hints that they can be again, and she smiles in relief, pressing a lightly rouged cheek to his. In a huge ,drawing-room filled with brightly chatting people he

The Confrontations of Jenny For Christine, and all her incarnations,

He is no longer sure whether her name was actually Jenny; for he is fond of saying that his memory periodically peels off in layers (whether true or not, a handy way of disowning one’s younger self). Yet flecks of all the girls he has ever wanted to know, like remnants of old parking stickers, cling to the surface of his mind; and so he sees her half-a-dozen times a day, in crowded stores at lunch-time, as elevator do,ors close, as buses pull away.

Once on the freeway, he spotted her in the passenger seat of a Camaro about a hundred feet in front of his old turquoise station- wagon. Stepping on the accelerator, he moved closer and was chilled to find the Cam&o apparently being driven by himself - a younger version, hair carefully blown dry into classic straight lines, not like his now unruly mop. For a second he wascaught in that timeless hesitation, that fork in the path with no choices to make - if he drew close enough to tell for sure, either the moment would escape in balloon-prick humiliation as he stared into the’eyes of a stranger, or he would be face to face witha past

’ he had denied because he could not change it. He fantasized about pulling abreast on the other side - her side - the wheel somehow guiding itself correctly around the wide curve of the highway as he watches her turn slowly, notice him - no start of shock, she knows he is there, only that eternal calm unruffled look - and roll down the window to shout into the screaming wind!

‘Looks meant so much to you. They still do, don’t they?’ He does not want to talk to her; it-is the familiar profile in the

driver’s seat he wants to reach, saying: listen to me, listen to her, her mind is all wrong, herinterestsare all wrong, how many times have you said to yourself, unjustly, ‘Christ, I wish that one were a little better looking ,‘? about how many girls? and how many times have you been sidetracked by someone who fell as short as

you do? But his younger self stares away into the vanishing point of the highway, eyes fixed on infinity, no focus for the distance between, no glance for him, of for the legions standing soft and quiet on the side of the road, and he long for a bridge abutment to come along, to cartoon-smash dissolve the scene into the next day, the next girl. . .

All this and more passed through his head as dimly he was aware of the Camaro pulling away at a .speed his tired six cylinders could not match; he dropped quietly back into a niche in the endless belt of cars and whirled away into a world filled with solitary walks in the nighttime rain, drizzle gently spotting his jeans, umbrella twirled nonchalantly over his shoulder, a parabolic cage of droplets enclosing him, humming pale replicas of the noble saxophone solos that punctuate his thoughts, carrying on one-sided conversations over a thousand faculty connections, hands curled around bars of intersecting lines, juggling emotions like an apprentice jester, compressing hosts ’ of various infatuations into ‘love’, communing with quiet sympathetic nonentities in the dark, faceless warmths hiding in the shadowscast by the greenglowof his nightside alarm, as he lies on his back in a bed too short and tries to remember a once-familiar sun-glint gold constellation in her hair, or turns over on his side, face half-buried in the pillow, murmuring warmly to an image somewhere beyond the dark pannelled wall.

In an upper alcove of a library, lit by a flood of rays through an ornate window, revealing dustmotes dancing in the musty air, she leans forward in that earnest manner and quietly begs his forgiveness. On an evening bus, warm fogged shelter-from the

enthralls three raven-haired debutantes on a sofa with witty conversation while pretending to ignore her, standing forlorn by the wall behind, accessible with a single glance. In the back of a. Checker Cab moving up Fifth Avenue, cabbie discreetly using his side mirror, radio turned to WQXR playing Bach’s ‘Fugue of + Disappointment’. . . wait a minute, there, that image is invalid, there isn’t any such piece, there never was. _ . no matter; there, .- should’ve been, should’ve is the operative word here; he ,U,.z:’ :I should’ve walked out that night in Toronto, there are a thousand :i,: _ c places he should’ve walked out of, a thousand things he .i,; should’ve said, and as he heads homeward in the lateafternoon they all start crowding in on him, choking off the open air, with Z the rain on the huddled buildings dripping down slowly from their roofs, streaking them to dull grey, robbing them. . .

She has diffused out into the surrounding continuum, more an ‘- archetype now than any single person, a legend on her way to . being a myth. In fact, at this late stage it is no longer possible to tell whether she .ever really existed; he cannot remember hearing of her in over a year, and living in past and future he waitsat the side of the road, a sombre sidecar longing to attach himself - to be attached - to sleek machines like Jenny, ridden at breakneck speed over the landscape by blond Adonises, all oiled leather and gleaming metal. His younger self had chosen a thousand 0 _ false deaths instead of a single true one, and no matter how many lives he puts between himself and that time, a part of him will always be following a bittersweet curve, decaying exponentially towards zero, echoing over and over to the silent walls his endless reenactments of the confrontations of Jenny.

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Twofold Amen: On The Correct Use Of The English Language

The English language is not yours to abuse. You do\ not own it; it will be here long after you are not. Thus, while it is in your possession, use it ~211. Do not impoverish the language, enrich it. For as you approach mastery of the language, so will you approach mastery of thought: Good grammar makes for clear thinking. This fact is, perhaps, more important than you know, for language is a strange invention. It is what we spend our whole lives on this planet attempting to decipher. For instance, what does it mean when someone says “I love mu”? How does one say it? What does it mean when someone says it to you?

Life is a quest that is, nouns, verbs, adjectives, pronouns, objects, adverbs, and other assorted flora, fauna, locales, qualities, actions, and things that be. Thus, the man who is destitute of language is, to a real extent, destitute of life: Dead men do not speak. It can also be said that the search for meaning, for definition, a search that must take him through the corridors of language, the labyrinths of philosophy. . .

It is not easy to speak of discourse, elocution, eloquence, for these are lost arts in our age where what we know of language is gleaned from televised epics and comic books, sappy pap songsand newspaper drivel. If we are to scale the heights of understanding, if we are to ask questions and give answers, if we are to communicate intelligently with our fellow men, we must g.rapple with our language and use all the force that reason and passion can - yield to make it ring with clear thought, insight, and vision.

Encore, exprimez le coeur de l’hom,me! hymn from a train . cornfields leap to clouds, conclusions in earth as compost; even as sunlight shreds all shrouds, and you be flesh who once was ghost.

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October 8,198l

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The Mudpuppies, the imperious Roberta Carter, the driven Marney Heatley, the (we’re rolling now) salty Cathy McBride and diminutive Bernie Roehl, leapt into the fray with the first challenge, Best Serious Scene.

Their scene faltered uncertainly and the Dillers took a small but representative early lead with an absorbing effort, played between two lovers on a beach. Most Valuable Player, Margaret Eaton, was sprightly as ever, and well supported by the plastic (sorry, we voted on it) Jim Gardner, the glowing Preston Gurd and the highly fissionable Heather Irvine.

The Dillers, now commonly described as “formidable” if we must continue to supply adjectives, introduced the new, improved version of the Globe and Mail Classified ads, to fill the audience’s weekly innovation quota.

The aforementioned audience will remember, with fondness the Best Dream (from an audience member) featuring a race to the death between George Burns (Jim Gardner) and Jimmy Durante (Preston Gurd), and Marney in a play-within-an-improvisation in Day in the Life.

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not just athletes uet recognizes organizers, Athletic bane Apart from recognizing the the student organizers who young woman at UW who who participates with similar

achievements of student make U W’s athletic events run makes a significant contribu- enthusiasm. athletes, the annual awards smoothly. tion to the program and the Director’s A ward banquet takes time to recog- The Director’s Award is J.O. Hemphill Award is Syliva Ounpuu nize the outstanding effort of annually presented to the awarded to the young man Syliva Ounpuu has devoted

much of her time to assisting in the athletic field. The Athena Alpine Ski Team is proof of that. Not only has she been a skier for three years (serving as the team’s number one seed) but she has also coached, managed and done administrative work for the Athena skiers. Through her efforts the team gets to meets, prepares for their races and gets home. She has led the team to the Ontario Women’s Intercolle- giate Athletic Association (OWIAA) championship in 1980 and the Can-Am title the

same year. The team had a third place finish in 1981 and fourth place finish in 1982.

Sylvia was also a member of the Athena Field Hockey

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J.O. Hemphill Award Kevin Parent

Kevin Parent has been an important figure in tournament administration with the Waterloo Basketball program. He also serves as the Warrior’s team manager.

In 198 1 when Waterloo hosted the CIAU Champion- ship Kevin worked as a member of the organizing committee which set up the tournament. He has had a hand in organizing recent Naismith Classics and his organizational ability and . pleasant manner have a boon to thebasketball progran? at uw. Virginia Butler

Wrestler, Cooper, takes Tot&e Trophy The Totzke Trophy which is Maldwyn Cooper, a fourth Association (OUAA) compe- and proceeded to earn the

awarded each year for “athle- year Math major who has tition at the 52 kilo (1 IO lb.) National Championship with tic skill, sportsmanship, citi- certainly added to UW’s tro- level. Advancing to the OUAA another incredible 4-O score to zenship and academic profi- phy collection. finals he took the title with a add to his record. ciency, and for outstanding A member of the Warrior perfect 4-O and only a single It was a fitting end to a contribution to the Athletic wrestling band, Maldwyn technical point scored against successful four years in varsity program at the university of competed successfully all year him in his four bouts. From competition for Maldwyn. Waterloo” was awarded to in Ontario University Athletic there he went onto the CIAU Every year he wrestled, he

qualified to compete at the national level; three of those

New football coach named four years he earned medals.

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The football Warrior will have a new leaoer when they reconvene in the fall of ‘82. Former head hockey coach Bob McKillop will begin coaching football, replacing Wally Delahey.

The department appears to be doing some realigning without any actual loss of staff (although a new hockey coach will have to be named). Wally Delahey who also functions as

student, he was quarterback for the Warriors returning to the Common- from 1965 until 1967 attaining a rank of third wealth Games in Australia on the list of all time leading Warrior Scorers wrestling with Canada’s na- and fifth place in the all time passers column. tional team. He intends to He was drafted by the Argonauts at the end of compete for a spot on the his varsity career, but elected to teach high Olympic team. school. According to his coach,

He returned to campus in 1969 assuming the John Gourlay, “his success director of Men’s Athletics will take on more position of Assistant football coach and head comes from an unbelievable

hockey coach, becoming the first coach to amount of hard work and bring a national champion team back to the dedication. He is the perfect

administrative responsibilities. With the upcoming expansion of athletic facilities, the athletic administrative body will be putting ‘Loo, in the 1973-74 season. example for any teammate to Delahey’s time to good use. He is approaching the position with a lot of follow” and subsequently is an

The new head coach, McKillop, is no new face to the Waterloo athletic scene. As a

enthusiasm, hoping that he can bring success to excellent choice for the Totzke the football field. trophy.

Rugby Roger Downer MVP

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brm and Whe.n the pressures of exam fever start getting ’ to you, you just have to grin and bear it. Some people obviously have unique ways of bearing up in the face of tension. These three charming UW men certainly have an interesting way of showing it! Bare t,hose bears boys.. . as it were- Only at UW you say . . . pity.

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The Dean of Women’s Award which is annually given to the Athena who makes “a significant contribution to the administration and development of the women’s inter- collegiate athletic program at the University of Waterloo.” was presented to Ann Samp- son Eby, a woman whose name has been tacked onto a number of awards of late, all very appropriately.

the OWIAA she took second place in the all-round class.

At the CIAU Champion- ship meet she won a gold medal for her work on the balance beam, a silver for the vault and was named to the CIAU All Star Gymnastic team.

Virginia Butler

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