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FRIDAY JANUARY 13 1984 WELCOME TO FIDO THIS latest addition to College news stands is intended to fill the vacuum created by the demise of 'Felix'. There is a need i n a n institu- tion of this size for a publi- cation which provides news, comment and entertainment i n a reponsible and objective manner, and which can be used to publicise important infor- mation. In previous years, 'Felix' has come close to achieving these objectives. This year, however, all prete- nce of usefulness has gone and 'Felix' has become little more than a vehicle for private vendettas. 'Fido' is written and pro duced by a group of indivi- duals within the College who are saddened by the depths to which 'Felix' has sunk. 'Fido' will continue to appear at appropriate intervals to chew the tail off the feline miscreant for as long as is necessary. HOUSING BENEFITS FIASCO THIS Christmas hundreds of Imperial College students have witnessed first hand the chaos, and i n some cases almost total breakdown, of the Government's Housing Benefit scheme. T h e t a l e is one of queues, delays, contradictory advice and outright incompetence which will leave students waiting for benefit for many months to come. The considerable confusion, resulting from major changes in the Housing Benefit system, w a s g r e a t l y compounded by the 'Felix' editor's last minute refusal to print information vital to those needing to claim, (contd. p.3) A College Bin on Friday Afternoon PHEH! HHAT A FELIX BILL REPORTS are coming in of a shocked reaction to the revelation that each copy of FELIX costs more than THE TIMES. One horrified official told FIDO: " I f we gave everyone a copy of THE TIMES o n a F r i d a y , we would be seeing a profit situation and people would know more about what is going on at Imperial than they do now". Latest figures indicate that the actual cost to the students of producing FELIX is in excess of £25,000 per annum. Taking into account a commercial rental value for FELIX premises, the real cost is likely to exceed £30,000. Assuming a print run of 4,000, 31 times a year, a unit cost of over 24p a copy is obtained. Precise figures are not a v a i l a b l e b u t it seems beyond doubt that Felix represents some of the most expensive bin filling material that public money can buy. FELIX claims to be a free newspaper and it seems that indifference to its current performance may be based on a misconception that since it is free it doesn't cost anything. The revelation comes at a time when many union clubs a n d s o c i e t i e s do not have the resources to carry out their activities to the extent that they would like and when many individual students are facing severe financial hardship. T h e r e a l i s a t i o n that this amount of money i s literally being thrown away is likely to provoke a strong reaction throughout the College. - 1 -
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FRIDAY JANUARY 13 1984

WELCOME TO FIDO

THIS l a t e s t a d d i t i o n t o

C o l l e g e news s t a n d s i s

i n t e n d e d t o f i l l t h e vacuum

c r e a t e d by t h e d e m i s e o f

' F e l i x ' .

T h e r e i s a need i n an i n s t i t u ­

t i o n o f t h i s s i z e f o r a p u b l i ­

c a t i o n w h i c h p r o v i d e s news,

comment and e n t e r t a i n m e n t i n a

r e p o n s i b l e and o b j e c t i v e

manner , and w h i c h c a n be u s e d

t o p u b l i c i s e i m p o r t a n t i n f o r ­

m a t i o n . I n p r e v i o u s y e a r s ,

' F e l i x ' has come c l o s e t o

a c h i e v i n g t h e s e o b j e c t i v e s .

T h i s y e a r , h o w e v e r , a l l p r e t e ­

nce o f u s e f u l n e s s has gone and

' F e l i x ' has become l i t t l e more

t h a n a v e h i c l e f o r p r i v a t e

v e n d e t t a s .

' F i d o ' i s w r i t t e n and p r o

d u c e d by a g r o u p o f i n d i v i ­

d u a l s w i t h i n t h e C o l l e g e who

a r e saddened by t h e d e p t h s t o

w h i c h ' F e l i x ' has s u n k .

' F i d o ' w i l l c o n t i n u e t o a p p e a r

a t a p p r o p r i a t e i n t e r v a l s t o

chew t h e t a i l o f f t h e f e l i n e

m i s c r e a n t f o r as l o n g as i s

n e c e s s a r y .

HOUSING BENEFITS FIASCO

THIS C h r i s t m a s h u n d r e d s o f I m p e r i a l C o l l e g e s t u d e n t s have

w i t n e s s e d f i r s t hand t h e c h a o s , and i n some c a s e s a l m o s t

t o t a l b r e a k d o w n , o f t h e G o v e r n m e n t ' s H o u s i n g B e n e f i t

scheme.

The t a l e i s one o f q u e u e s , d e l a y s , c o n t r a d i c t o r y a d v i c e

and o u t r i g h t i n c o m p e t e n c e w h i c h w i l l l e a v e s t u d e n t s

w a i t i n g f o r b e n e f i t f o r many months t o come.

The c o n s i d e r a b l e c o n f u s i o n , r e s u l t i n g f rom majo r changes

i n t h e H o u s i n g B e n e f i t s y s t e m , was g r e a t l y compounded by

t h e ' F e l i x ' e d i t o r ' s l a s t m i n u t e r e f u s a l t o p r i n t

i n f o r m a t i o n v i t a l t o t h o s e n e e d i n g t o c l a i m , ( c o n t d . p . 3 )

A C o l l e g e B i n on F r i d a y A f t e r n o o n

PHEH! HHAT A FELIX BILL

REPORTS a r e c o m i n g i n o f a s h o c k e d r e a c t i o n t o t h e

r e v e l a t i o n t h a t e a c h copy o f F E L I X c o s t s more t h a n THE

T I M E S . One h o r r i f i e d o f f i c i a l t o l d F I D O : " I f we gave

e v e r y o n e a copy o f THE TIMES on a F r i d a y , we w o u l d be

s e e i n g a p r o f i t s i t u a t i o n and p e o p l e w o u l d know more

a b o u t what i s g o i n g on a t I m p e r i a l t h a n t h e y do now" .

L a t e s t f i g u r e s i n d i c a t e t h a t t h e a c t u a l c o s t t o t h e

s t u d e n t s o f p r o d u c i n g F E L I X i s i n e x c e s s o f £ 2 5 , 0 0 0 p e r

annum. T a k i n g i n t o a c c o u n t a c o m m e r c i a l r e n t a l v a l u e f o r

F E L I X p r e m i s e s , t h e r e a l c o s t i s l i k e l y t o e x c e e d

£ 3 0 , 0 0 0 . A s s u m i n g a p r i n t r u n o f 4 , 0 0 0 , 31 t i m e s a y e a r ,

a u n i t c o s t o f o v e r 24p a copy i s o b t a i n e d . P r e c i s e

f i g u r e s a r e n o t a v a i l a b l e b u t i t seems beyond d o u b t t h a t

F e l i x r e p r e s e n t s some o f t h e most e x p e n s i v e b i n f i l l i n g

m a t e r i a l t h a t p u b l i c money c a n b u y .

F E L I X c l a i m s t o be a f r e e newspaper and i t seems t h a t

i n d i f f e r e n c e t o i t s c u r r e n t p e r f o r m a n c e may be b a s e d on a

m i s c o n c e p t i o n t h a t s i n c e i t i s f r e e i t d o e s n ' t c o s t

a n y t h i n g . The r e v e l a t i o n comes a t a t i m e when many u n i o n

c l u b s and s o c i e t i e s do n o t have t h e r e s o u r c e s t o c a r r y

o u t t h e i r a c t i v i t i e s t o t h e e x t e n t t h a t t h e y w o u l d l i k e

and when many i n d i v i d u a l s t u d e n t s a r e f a c i n g s e v e r e

f i n a n c i a l h a r d s h i p . The r e a l i s a t i o n t h a t t h i s amount o f

money i s l i t e r a l l y b e i n g t h r o w n away i s l i k e l y t o p r o v o k e

a s t r o n g r e a c t i o n t h r o u g h o u t t h e C o l l e g e .

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We a r e w r i t i n g t o y o u a s S e n i o r T u t o r s a n d m e m b e r s o f t h e C o l l e g e s t a f f

who a r e v e r y c l o s e l y i n v o l v e d w i t h s t u d e n t w e l f a r e t o comment o n t h e

c u r r e n t s e r i e s o f c r i t i c i s m s o f M i c h a e l A r t h u r w h i c h h a v e a p p e a r e d i n F e l i x .

F r o m o u r own e x p e r i e n c e a n d t h a t o f many h u n d r e d s o f s t u d e n t s w i t h whom

we h a v e h a d c o n t a c t , we k n o w t h a t he i s g e n u i n e l y c o n c e r n e d f o r a l l s t u d e n t s

i n d i f f i c u l t y . F u r t h e r m o r e he h a s made a m a j o r c o n t r i b u t i o n t o t h e

e s t a b l i s h m e n t o f t h e p r e s e n t r e s i d e n c e s c h e m e s i n c e h i s a p p o i n t m e n t as

S t u d e n t S e r v i c e s O f f i c e r .

Y o u r s s i n c e r e l y

R W Smi t h

K L A l v i n

K W J B a r n h a m

M a r g a r e t C u n n i n g h a m

L E C u l v e r

P J F i n l a y

M P J o n e s

P G M a n t l e

L C P r a t t

F H P o t t e r

0 R L P r e t z e l

K E W e a l e

D R F W e s t

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THE LETTER FELIX DID NOT PRINT

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( C o n t d . f r om f r o n t page)

The t a l e b e g i n s b a c k i n A p r i l ' 83 when t h e

new h o u s i n g b e n e f i t s s y s t e m was f i r s t

i n t r o d u c e d . The s y s t e m removed

r e s p o n s i b i l i t y f o r m e e t i n g h o u s i n g c o s t s

f rom t h e D . H . S . S . t o l o c a l h o u s i n g

a u t h o r i t i e s and w i d e n e d t h e p r o v i s i o n s o f

t h e o l d r e n t and r a t e r e b a t e s y s t e m m a k i n g

many s t u d e n t s e l i g i b l e t o c l a i m f o r t h e

f i r s t t i m e . From t h e o u t s e t i t was e v i d e n t

t h a t t h e scheme had been r u s h e d t h r o u g h w i t h

l i t t l e c o n s u l t a t i o n and t h a t t h e l o c a l

h o u s i n g a u t h o r i t i e s were t o t a l l y u n p r e p a r e d

f o r i t s i m p l e m e n t a t i o n .

Aware o f t h e c o n f u s i o n w h i c h was l i k e l y t o

e n s u e , S t u d e n t S e r v i c e s t o o k s t e p s i n t h e

weeks l e a d i n g up t o t h e v a c a t i o n t o c o n t a c t

b o t h t h e c e n t r a l D . H . S . S . o f f i c e s and t h e

h o u s i n g a u t h o r i t i e s a r o u n d I . e . t o t r y and

a g r e e p r o c e d u r e s f o r s t u d e n t s n e e d i n g t o

c l a i m b a c k r e n t p a y m e n t s . F o r some weeks

b o t h t h e D . H . S . S . and t h e h o u s i n g

a u t h o r i t i e s s o u g h t t o a v o i d a c c e p t i n g t h e

r e s p o n s i b i l i t y f o r a u t h o r i s i n g payments f o r

s t u d e n t s .

I t was o b v i o u s t h a t t h e S t a n d a r d H o u s i n g

B e n e f i t s y s t e m was g o i n g t o p r o v e t h e most

u s e f u l f o r t h e m a j o r i t y o f s t u d e n t s .

S t u d e n t S e r v i c e s began t o a d v i s e s t u d e n t s

a c c o r d i n g l y by p r e p a r i n g an a r t i c l e

e x p l a i n i n g t h e c o m p l e x i t i e s o f , and

p r o c e d u r e s f o r , c l a i m i n g b e n e f i t s o v e r t h e

v a c a t i o n . The a r t i c l e was due t o a p p e a r i n

t h e f i n a l F E L I X o f t e r m and was r e a d y by t h e

copy d e a d l i n e o f Monday, 5 t h December .

On Monday m o r n i n g j u s t a few h o u r s b e f o r e

t h e a r t i c l e was due t o be s u b m i t t e d t o F E L I X

an I . e . s t u d e n t r e t u r n e d t o S t u d e n t S e r v i c e s

h a v i n g been t u r n e d away by Hammersmith and

F u l h a m h o u s i n g a u t h o r i t y w h i l s t a t t e m p t i n g

t o s u b m i t a c l a i m f o r h o u s i n g b e n e f i t . As

t h e m o r n i n g wore on f u r t h e r c a s e s were a l s o

r e p o r t e d f rom Hammersmi th and F u l h a m , and

K e n s i n g t o n and C h e l s e a . The F E L I X e d i t o r

was i n f o r m e d o f t h e p r o b l e m and a g r e e d t o

p o s t p o n e t h e d e a d l i n e f o r t h e a r t i c l e .

Two d a y s l a t e r i t became c l e a r t h a t t h e

S t u d e n t S e r v i c e s a r t i c l e was c o r r e c t and

t h a t t h e p r o b l e m l a y w i t h bad o r g a n i s a t i o n

w i t h i n l o c a l a u t h o r i t y h o u s i n g d e p a r t m e n t s .

The F E L I X e d i t o r t h e n d e c i d e d t h a t t h e

a r t i c l e was t o o l a t e f o r i n c l u s i o n . He d i d ,

h o w e v e r , p r o m i s e t o m e n t i o n h o u s i n g b e n e f i t s

i n h i s e d i t o r i a l and d i r e c t t h o s e s e e k i n g

i n f o r m a t i o n t o S t u d e n t S e r v i c e s . I n t h e

e v e n t he d i d n ' t .

L u c k i l y S t u d e n t S e r v i c e s had a r r a n g e d f o r

2 , 5 0 0 c o p i e s o f t h e a r t i c l e t o be p r i n t e d

and d i s t r i b u t e d .

No d o u b t t h e n e x t few weeks w i l l see y e t

more c h a o s , c o n f u s i o n , e x c u s e s and d e l a y s

b e f o r e s t u d e n t s f i n a l l y r e c e i v e t h e i r money.

K e n s i n g t o n and C h e l s e a have o p t i m i s t i c a l l y

e s t i m a t e d t h a t t h e y s h o u l d be a b l e t o

r e s o l v e c l a i m s w i t h i n a b o u t 6 w e e k s .

J u d g i n g f rom t h e i r p r e v i o u s p e r f o r m a n c e 6

months i s l i k e l y t o be a more r e a l i s t i c

e s t i m a t e ! S t u d e n t S e r v i c e s w i l l be m a k i n g a

ma jo r e f f o r t t o c h a s e up u n r e s o l v e d c l a i m s

d u r i n g t h i s t e r m so i f y o u have y e t t o h e a r

a n y t h i n g f rom y o u r h o u s i n g a u t h o r i t y o r y o u

a r e e x p e r i e n c i n g p a r t i c u l a r p r o b l e m s w i t h

y o u r c l a i m p l e a s e c a l l i n t o S t u d e n t

S e r v i c e s . 1

NEH HEAD TENANCY

8 E a r l ' s C o u r t S q u a r e

The work o f m a i n t a i n i n g I m p e r i a l a s t h e

C o l l e g e w i t h more a c c o m m o d a t i o n t h a n any

o t h e r p a r t o f t h e U n i v e r s i t y c o n t i n u e d

u n a b a t e d . A t t h e b e g i n n i n g o f t h e s e s s i o n

s t u d e n t s moved i n t o N o . 8, a c o l l e c t i o n o f

i n d i v i d u a l f l a t s and rooms and a communal

k i t c h e n f o r t h o s e w i t h o u t t h e i r own

f a c i l i t i e s .

The t a l e o f t h e a c q u i s i t i o n o f N o . 8 i s

f r a u g h t w i t h d r a m a . When t h e house was

f i r s t s e e n by S e n i o r S u r v e y o r , H e c t o r

Cameron C l a r k , and S t u d e n t S e r v i c e s O f f i c e r ,

M i c h a e l A r t h u r , i t was i n a s t a t e o f

u n b e l i e v a b l e d e r i l i c t i o n . As t h e r e were

o n l y s i x weeks t o go t o t h e b e g i n n i n g o f

t e r m t h e o w n e r ' s a s s u r a n c e s o f c o m p l e t e

r e f u r b i s h m e n t were g r e e t e d w i t h c o n s i d e r a b l e

s c e p t i c i s m . I t was a g r e e d t h a t t h e C o l l e g e

w o u l d r e c o n s i d e r t h e p r o p e r t y once t h e work

was c o m p l e t e d .

No more was h e a r d f rom t h e owners u n t i l a

week b e f o r e t h e b e g i n n i n g o f t e r m , t h o u g h

t h e r e s i d e n t s o f N o . 6 , a n o t h e r head t e n a n c y ,

r e p o r t e d f r a n t i c a c t i v i t y i n t h e

n e i g h b o u r i n g p r e m i s e s .

M e s s r s Cameron C l a r k and A r t h u r r e t u r n e d t o

t h e house and were f l a b b e r g a s t e d by t h e

t r a n s f o r m a t i o n f rom s l u m t o d e s i r a b l e

r e s i d e n c e . A d e a l was c o n c l u d e d and N o . 8

now p r o v i d e s some o f t h e most c o m f o r t a b l e

a c c o m m o d a t i o n t h e C o l l e g e has t o o f f e r .

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JOLLY GOOD FELLOWS

News was r e l e a s e d t h i s week o f t h e 1984

F e l l o w s and A s s o c i a t e s who w i l l r e c e i v e

t h e i r s c r o l l s on Commemora t ion Day on 25

O c t o b e r .

Mr Suman t r ao M o o l g a o k a r - e n g i n e e r i n g

s t u d e n t a t I m p e r i a l i n t h e 1920s and e m i n e n t

I n d i a n e n g i n e e r .

S i r C l i v e S i n c l a i r - w e l l - k n o w n t o a l l t h o s e

s t r o k i n g t h e i r Z X 8 1 s .

E m e r i t u s P r o f e s s o r "SKEM" FEng FRS

f o u n d i n g f a t h e r o f s o i l m e c h a n i c s and

h i s t o r i a n e x t r a o r d i n a i r e .

P r o f e s s o r S i r R i c h a r d Sou thwood FRS - e x -

head o f Z o o l o g y and D i r e c t o r o f t h e F i e l d

S t a t i o n - now a t O x f o r d .

Dr H P K U r s p r u n g - P r e s i d e n t o f ETH Z u r i c h

- I C ' s s i s t e r i n s t i t u t i o n

and t h e a s s o c i a t e

Mr J i m Cunningham - l i n c h - p i n i n t h e

D e p a r t m e n t o f A e r o n a u t i c s f rom 1949 t o 1982 .

BARCLAYS TECHMART

E x p e c t t o see t h e b e s t o f I m p e r i a l C o l l e g e

a t B a r c l a y s T e c h m a r t - t h e New T e c h n o l o g y

E x h i b i t i o n t o be h e l d i n F e b r u a r y a t t h e

N a t i o n a l E x h i b i t i o n C e n t r e .

The E x h i b i t i o n i s d e s i g n e d t o g i v e s m a l l ,

medium and l a r g e c o m p a n i e s , r e s e a r c h

i n s t i t u t e s and p r i v a t e i n v e n t o r s t h e c h a n c e

t o d i s p l a y new t e c h n o l o g i e s . I m p e r i a l

C o l l e g e w i l l s h a r e a p a v i l i o n w i t h 17 o t h e r

u n i v e r s i t i e s - t h e f i r s t t i m e B r i t i s h

u n i v e r s i t i e s have e n t e r e d t h e c o m m e r c i a l

m a r k e t p l a c e i n t h i s way . I m p e r i a l C o l l e g e

r a i s e d more t h a n £16 m i l l i o n i n r e s e a r c h

g r a n t s and c o n t r a c t s l a s t y e a r .

JOLLY GOOD FELLOWS

News was r e l e a s e d t h i s week o f t h e 1984

F e l l o w s and A s s o c i a t e s who w i l l r e c e i v e

t h e i r s c r o l l s on Commemora t ion Day on 25

O c t o b e r .

Mr Suman t r ao M o o l g a o k a r - e n g i n e e r i n g

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f o u n d i n g f a t h e r o f s o i l m e c h a n i c s and

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head o f Z o o l o g y and D i r e c t o r o f t h e F i e l d

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and t h e a s s o c i a t e

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D e p a r t m e n t o f A e r o n a u t i c s f rom 1949 t o 1982 .

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i n a p r i v a t e p l a c i n g on t h e S t o c k E x c h a n g e .

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company e s t a b l i s h e d i n 1982 by IC and

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B i o t e c h n o l o g y L i m i t e d ( I B T ) has r a i s e d £ 1 . 5 m

i n a p r i v a t e p l a c i n g on t h e S t o c k E x c h a n g e .

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company e s t a b l i s h e d i n 1982 by IC and

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e x c l u s i v e 10 y e a r l e a s e on t h e P i l o t P l a n t

i n t h e B i o c h e m i s t r y B u i l d i n g . I B T , now

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i n d u s t r i e s .

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s t a i n i n m i l k f o r a c o u p l e o f h o u r s . Now we

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i n a p r i v a t e p l a c i n g on t h e S t o c k E x c h a n g e .

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company e s t a b l i s h e d i n 1982 by IC and

3 i V e n t u r e s . P a r t o f t h e d e a l was an

e x c l u s i v e 10 y e a r l e a s e on t h e P i l o t P l a n t

i n t h e B i o c h e m i s t r y B u i l d i n g . I B T , now

v a l u e d a t a r o u n d £5m, i s on t h e t h r e s h o l d o f

e x p l o i t i n g new p r o d u c t o p p o r t u n i t i e s i n t h e

f o o d , d i a r y , b r e w i n g and d i a g n o s t i c

i n d u s t r i e s . THUNDER, LIGHTNING OR

THERE i s now no e x c u s e f o r b e i n g u n p r e p a r e d

f o r ' s u d d e n w e a t h e r c h a n g e s ' . On L e v e l 2

S h e r f i e l d B u i l d i n g , t h e r e i s a m o n i t o r

s h o w i n g t h e l a s t e s t M e t e o s a t images o f t h e

W e s t e r n E u r o p e a n a r e a . The i m a ges a r e

r e c e i v e d and p r o c e s s e d i n t h e C e n t r e f o r

Remote S e n s i n g . C u s t o m e r s f o r t h e w e a t h e r

m o v i e s now i n c l u d e BBC B r e a k f a s t T V , Thames

News a t S i x a n d ITN News a t One .

JUBILEE LECTURER

JOHN EGAN, e x - I m p e r i a l C o l l e g e s t u d e n t and

C h a i r m a n o f J a g u a r C a r s , i s t o g i v e t h e 1984

J u b i l e e L e c t u r e i n M a r c h . I t s h o u l d be w e l l

w o r t h h e a r i n g . S i n c e Mr Egan t o o k o v e r

J a g u a r C a r s i n 1980 t h e company has had a

r e m a r k a b l e t u r n a r o u n d . L a s t week t h e

company a n n o u n c e d r e c o r d w o r l d s a l e s f o r

1983 o f £ 5 5 0 m .

THUNDER, LIGHTNING OR

THERE i s now no e x c u s e f o r b e i n g u n p r e p a r e d

f o r ' s u d d e n w e a t h e r c h a n g e s ' . On L e v e l 2

S h e r f i e l d B u i l d i n g , t h e r e i s a m o n i t o r

s h o w i n g t h e l a s t e s t M e t e o s a t images o f t h e

W e s t e r n E u r o p e a n a r e a . The i m a ges a r e

r e c e i v e d and p r o c e s s e d i n t h e C e n t r e f o r

Remote S e n s i n g . C u s t o m e r s f o r t h e w e a t h e r

m o v i e s now i n c l u d e BBC B r e a k f a s t T V , Thames

News a t S i x a n d ITN News a t One .

JUBILEE LECTURER

JOHN EGAN, e x - I m p e r i a l C o l l e g e s t u d e n t and

C h a i r m a n o f J a g u a r C a r s , i s t o g i v e t h e 1984

J u b i l e e L e c t u r e i n M a r c h . I t s h o u l d be w e l l

w o r t h h e a r i n g . S i n c e Mr Egan t o o k o v e r

J a g u a r C a r s i n 1980 t h e company has had a

r e m a r k a b l e t u r n a r o u n d . L a s t week t h e

company a n n o u n c e d r e c o r d w o r l d s a l e s f o r

1983 o f £ 5 5 0 m . IN ACID RAIN

SIR JOHN MASON, F R S , e x - D i r e c t o r - G e n e r a l o f

t h e M e t e o r o l o g i c a l O f f i c e , has c h o s e n t h e

C e n t r e f o r E n v i r o n m e n t a l T e c h n o l o g y as h i s

base f rom w h i c h t o d i r e c t a ma jo r new

r e s e a r c h p r o j e c t on a c i d r a i n . The £5

m i l l i o n i n d e p e n d e n t p r o j e c t i s b e i n g funded

by t h e C e n t r a l E l e c t r i c i t y G e n e r a t i n g B e a r d

and t h e N a t i o n a l C o a l B o a r d , and w i l l l a s t

s e v e r a l y e a r s . The p r o j e c t i s b e i n g

c o n d u c t e d by t h e R o y a l S o c i e t y i n

a s s o c i a t i o n w i t h t h e N o r w e g i a n Academy o f

S c i e n c e s and L e t t e r s and t h e R o y a l S w e d i s h

Academy o f S c i e n c e s .

19B4 IS W I S E YEAR

THE EQUAL O p p o r t u n i t i e s C o m m i s s i o n and t h e

E n g i n e e r i n g C o u n c i l have j o i n e d f o r c e s t o

l a u n c h a ma jo r i n i t i a t i v e t o p e r s u a d e more

women and g i r l s t o t a k e up c a r e e r s i n

e n g i n e e r i n g . Women i n S c i e n c e and

E n g i n e e r i n g w i l l r u n t h r o u g h o u t 1984, w i l l

be a i m e d l a r g e l y a t s c h o o l s and c o l l e g e .

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y e a r s - i t now s t a n d s a t 16%.

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t h e M e t e o r o l o g i c a l O f f i c e , has c h o s e n t h e

C e n t r e f o r E n v i r o n m e n t a l T e c h n o l o g y as h i s

base f rom w h i c h t o d i r e c t a ma jo r new

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by t h e C e n t r a l E l e c t r i c i t y G e n e r a t i n g B e a r d

and t h e N a t i o n a l C o a l B o a r d , and w i l l l a s t

s e v e r a l y e a r s . The p r o j e c t i s b e i n g

c o n d u c t e d by t h e R o y a l S o c i e t y i n

a s s o c i a t i o n w i t h t h e N o r w e g i a n Academy o f

S c i e n c e s and L e t t e r s and t h e R o y a l S w e d i s h

Academy o f S c i e n c e s .

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s c h o l a r s h i p s , s p o n s o r s h i p s e t c e l i g i b i l i t y

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i n c l u d e much d e t a i l h e r e so i t i s i m p o r t a n t

t h a t y o u c h e c k y o u r e n t i t l e m e n t s . F u r t h e r

d e t a i l s and s p e c i f i c h e l p w i t h a l l t h e

b e n e f i t s i n t h i s a r t i c l e a r e a v a i l a b l e f rom

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be tween 9 . 3 0 a . m . and 5 . 3 0 p . m .

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D o n ' t m i s s t h e LIGHT DIMENSIONS E x h i b i t i o n

a t t h e S c i e n c e Museum. I t ' s a l l a b o u t t h e

e v o l u t i o n o f h o l o g r a p h y and i s on u n t i l t h e

4 t h o f M a r c h .

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M o n d a y - S a t u r d a y : 1 0 . 0 0 - 1 7 . 1 5

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a c e r t a i n w i t h e r e d o r g a n , t h i s i l l u s t r i o u s

r e s i d e n c e has r e c e n t l y been g r a c e d by t h e

i n c l u s i o n o f ' F e l i x ' h a c k e t t e D i a n e L o v e

amongst i t s r e s i d e n t s .

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r e p a i r s were c a r r i e d o u t and a c o m p r e h e n s i v e

g u a r a n t e e o b t a i n e d . Imag ine t h e s u r p r i s e o f

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c a l l f rom a d i s t r a u g h t Ms L o v e r e p o r t i n g

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w o r t h o f r e c o r d s was a v e r t e d . S t e p s were

i m m e d i a t e l y t a k e n t o r e h o u s e t h e d i s t r a u g h t

h a c k e t t e .

A c c o r d i n g t o t h e S u b - W a r d e n , N i c k J a m e s ,

o n l y one room has l e a k e d s i n c e t h e r e p a i r s

were c o m p l e t e d and t h e p r o b l e m c e a s e d as

s o o n as i t s o c c u p a n t had been r e h o u s e d .

MICRO MAN AT THE MOVIES

THE HONORARY C o n s u l (18 r a t i n g , l o c a l s and

West End) i n e v i t a b l y l a c k s some o f t h e

s u b t l e t y and nuance o f Graham G r e e n e ' s n o v e l

o f E n g l i s h e x - p a t r i o t s m i x e d up i n S o u t h

A m e r i c a n m i c r o - p o l i t i c s - Gre e ne does n o t

g e n e r a l l y t r a n s f e r w e l l t o t h e c i n e m a

s c r e e n . C a u g h t be tween t h e d e s i r e t o f i l m a

mode rn -day c l a s s i c n o v e l ( t h e a u t h o r ' s own

f a v o u r i t e ) and t h e need t o p r o d u c e a mass -

m a r k e t p r o d u c t , t h e f i l m ' s p r o d u c e r s c h o s e

M i c h a e l C a i n e ( s u r p r i s i n g l y good as t h e

eponymous d r u n k ) and R i c h a r d G e r e ( o f t h e

g o r g e o u s bum and dodgy E n g l i s h a c c e n t )

p l a y i n g a h a r d , e m o t i o n l e s s d o c t o r . He g e t s

i n v o l v e d w i t h t h e e x - p r o s t i t u t e w i f e o f t h e

C o n s u l , newcomer E l p i d i a C a r r i l l o , l o o k i n g

good b u t u n d e r - u s e d , g i v i n g f r i e n d l y - o r - i s -

he? l o c a l p o l i c e c h i e f Bob ( ' L o n g Good

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s e v e r a l c h a r a c t e r s , a l m o s t a l l o f t h e

C a t h o l i c h a n d - w r i n g i n g and a l o t o f t h e

m o r a l a m b i g u i t y o f t h e o r i g i n a l o f t h e

n o v e l . T h i s was p r e s u m a b l y b e c a u s e t h e

a v e r a g e p u n t e r c a n n o t c ope w i t h s u c h

c o m p l e x i t y , b u t i t l e a v e s t h e f i l m s l i g h t l y

u n b a l a n c e d . D e s p i t e t h i s , h o w e v e r , t h e

somet imes l e a d e n G e r e and a p a r t i c u l a r l y

u n p l e a s a n t (and u n n e c e s s a r y ) t o r t u r e s c e n e ,

The H o n o r a r y C o n s u l r e t a i n s some o f t h e

s t r u c t u r e o f t h e b o o k ,

c l e a r l y t h e i m p r o b a b l e

o f t h e p l o t . I t i s w e l l -

w i t h p a c y a c t i o n s c e n e s and a

t y p i c a l l y G r e e n e - i s h t o u c h o f humour a m i d s t

t h e t r a g e d y . An e n t e r t a i n i n g and w a t c h a b l e

f i l m , t h e n , w h i c h w i l l p r o b a b l y p a c k 'em i n ,

b u t i n a d i f f e r e n t c l a s s f rom t h e b o o k .

P . S . A v o i d a t a l l c o s t s t h e a c c o m p a n y i n g

s h o r t ' F i r e - f i g h t e r ' , a q u i t e a p p a l l i n g

p i e c e o f j i n g o i s t i c g a r b a g e g l o r i f y i n g t h e

k i l l i n g o f A r g i e s by t h e M a r i n e s i n t h e y o u -

know-where s i n 1982 . F i n a n c e d by t h e

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150 O l d P a r k Lane

Open: M i d d a y t o M i d n i g h t Sunday t o T h u r s d a y ,

M i d d a y t o 1 a . m . F r i d a y & S a t u r d a y

S e t a m i d s t t h e s t u c c o and c o n c r e t e

w i l d e r n e s s o f Hyde P a r k C o r n e r s t a n d s a

r e s t a u r a n t w h i c h e v e r y o n e has h e a r d o f b u t

few have v i s i t e d .

The H a r d Rock C a f e ' s r e p u t a t i o n f o r u l t r a

t r e n d i n e s s and l o n g queues may be o f f -

p u t t i n g b u t t h e r e a l i t y i s somewhat

d i f f e r e n t f rom t h e l e g e n d . A r r i v i n g j u s t

b e f o r e s e v e n on a T h u r s d a y e v e n i n g t h e queue

was m i n i m a l t h o u g h when we l e f t a t n i n e , i t

had grown c o n s i d e r a b l y .

The w a l l s a r e a c o l l a g e o f A m e r i c a b i l i a f rom

a mounted b u f f a l o head t o J i m C o n n o r s .

C o n t r a s t i n g a r e a s o f b r i g h t l i g h t and d a r k

shadows and p l e a s a n t l y b a l a n c e d sound l e v e l s

o f c h a t t e r and m u s i c - m a i n l y 7 0 s - 1 0 c c ,

B l o n d i e , Bachmann T u r n e r O v e r d r i v e e t a l

made f o r p l e a s a n t enough s u r r o u n d i n g s . T h e r e

a r e c r o w d e d t a b l e s i n t h e m i d d l e w i t h more

c o m f o r t a b l e f i x e d s e a t i n g on a r a i s e d d i a s

a r o u n d t h e e d g e . L a r g e b rown V e n e t i a n b l i n d s

k e e p t h e a m b i a n c e i n and t h e d r e a r y w i n t e r

e v e n i n g o u t . N o n e t h e l e s s , i t i s n o t g r e a t l y

o u t o f t h e o r d i n a r y now, i t s i m p a c t d u l l e d

by t h e p r o l i f e r a t i o n o f a r r i v i s t e i m i t a t o r s

- n o t a b l y M a x w e l l s .

The f o o d , a l s o , a l t h o u g h g e n e r o u s and w e l l

p r e p a r e d , i s n o t u n u s u a l . The menu i s

s h o r t . S t a r t e r s a r e c o n f i n e d t o soup and

c o r n - o n - t h e - c o b b o t h a t 90p . M a i n c o u r s e s

f a l l i n t o t h r e e c a t e g o r i e s . T h r e e v a r i e t i e s

o f s t e a k f rom £ 6 . 7 5 - £ 7 . 7 5 ; t h r e e s a n d w i c h

c o n c o c t i o n s f rom £ 3 . 2 5 - £ 3 . 4 5 and f o u r

1/41b b u r g e r s f rom £ 2 . 9 5 - £ 3 . 3 5 . The JfcLb

v e r s i o n o f a l l t h e b u r g e r s c o s t s £ 3 . 5 5

much b e t t e r v a l u e . The h a l f pound b u r g e r i s

l a r g e b u t u n i n s p i r e d - as o r d i n a r y a b u r g e r

a s y o u c o u l d f i n d a n y w h e r e . The H a r d R o c k ' s

C l u b S a n d w i c h £ 3 . 4 5 ( b r e a d , l e t t u c e ,

t o m a t o e s , m a y o n n a i s e , b a c o n and c h i c k e n ,

s e r v e d w i t h a m o u n t a i n o f c h i p s ) i s more f o r

t h e gourmand t h a n t h e gourmet and n e i t h e r o f

t h e two o f us who t r i e d i t l a s t e d t h e

c o u r s e . A l t h o u g h b o t h t h e b u r g e r and

s a n d w i c h c o s t s a l i t t l e o v e r t h e o d d s , i n

q u a n t i t y t e r m s a l o n e , t h e y a r e w e l l w o r t h

i t . The p u d d i n g s a r e g o o d . S e v e n o p t i o n s

c o s t i n g f rom £ 1 . 0 5 - £ 1 . 9 5 . The h o t fudge

sundae ( £ 1 . 8 0 ) a n d t h e banana s p l i t ( 1 . 9 5 )

were m o n s t r o u s and d e l i c i o u ; ( C o n t d . on p . 8 )

HINESPEAK

1983 V i n t a g e R e p o r t

A f t e r a l a t e and wet S p r i n g , f l o w e r i n g

o c c u r r e d i n f i n e w e a t h e r and was f o l l o w e d by

a h o t , d r y summer f rom J u n e t o A u g u s t . The

g r a p e s were b r o u g h t i n u n d e r i d e a l

c o n d i t i o n s w i t h sunny w e a t h e r p r i o r t o t h e

h a r v e s t i n l a t e S e p t e m b e r . The g e n e r a l

p r o m i s e i s f o r b o t h q u a l i t y and q u a n t i t y .

BORDEAUX A n o t h e r q u a l i t y v i n t a g e ( t h e f i f t h

i n s i x y e a r s ) . O v e r a l l p r o d u c t i o n w i l l be

10-20% l e s s t h a n 1 9 8 2 . The C l a r e t s w i l l , a s

u s u a l , v a r y f rom p r o p e r t y t o p r o p e r t y b u t

s h o u l d have more b a l a n c e and e l e g a n c e i f

l e s s power t h a n 8 2 ' s . The d r y W h i t e s s h o u l d

be f i r m e r t h a n t h e somewhat f l a b b y 1982

v i n t a g e .

BURGUNDY The r e g i o n s u f f e r e d more t h r o u g h

f r o s t and r o t and t h i s r e d u c e d t h e c r o p f rom

l a s t y e a r ' s h i g h l e v e l . The w i n e s t h a t were

made w i l l be c o n c e n t r a t e d and h i g h i n

a l c o h o l . The B e a u j o l a i s c r o p was v e r y

s u c c e s s f u l , f u l l e r t h a n l a s t y e a r ' s , t h e

c r u s s h o u l d keep w e l l . C h a b l i s i s b e t t e r

b a l a n c e d w i t h a c i d i t y t h a n 1982 b u t i n t h e

C o t e D ' O r i s more v a r i a b l e w i t h V o s n e -

Romanee and C h a m b o l l e - M u s i g n y b a d l y h i t by

h a i l . O v e r a l l , t h e h o t w e a t h e r r e d u c e d

j u i c e and t o u g h e n e d s k i n s g i v i n g a t a n n i c ,

l o n g - l a s t i n g s t y l e o f B u r g u n d y t h a t may be

t h e b e s t s i n c e 1978 .

CHAMPAGNE A n o u t s t a n d i n g v i n t a g e f o r t h e

s e c o n d y e a r r u n n i n g . The huge h a r v e s t w i l l

p r o d u c e 300 m i l l i o n b o t t l e s and a l l o w

r e b u i l d i n g o f t h e s t o c k s d e p l e t e d by p o o r

y e a r s i n 1978 , 1980 and 1 9 8 1 . T h i s s h o u l d

g u a r a n t e e p r i c e s t a b i l i t y .

LOIRE H i g h e r t h a n a v e r a g e c r o p w i t h

e x p e c t a t i o n s o f an e x c e l l e n t v i n t a g e f rom

M u s c a d e t t o S a n c e r r e and P o u i l l y - F u m e .

GERMANY May be t h e b e s t M o s e l R i e s l i n g

v i n t a g e s i n c e 1 9 7 6 .

S P A I N S e v e r e d r o u g h t i n S p r i n g and Summer

c a u s e d a 10-25% l o s s i n vo lume i n R i o j a ,

t h o u g h q u a l i t y r e p o r t s a r e g o o d . T h e r e may

be a t e m p t a t i o n t o i n c r e a s e p r i c e s .

CALIFORNIA 10-30% down i n y i e l d due t o

s e v e r e summer r a i n . A n a v e r a g e q u a l i t y

v i n t a g e w i t h some e x c e p t i o n s .

ENGLAND A t l a s t a bumper c r o p w i t h i d e a l

w e a t h e r c o n d i t i o n s . Q u a l i t y v e r y e n c o u r a g i n g

"The Nose

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PRIZE COMPETITION

HOW MANY TIMES HAS FELIX BROKEN THE NUJ CODE OF CONDUCT?

REPRODUCED b e l o w i s t h e NUJ code o f c o n d u c t .

How many i n s t a n c e s c a n y o u remember, t h i s

s e s s i o n , o f ' F e l i x ' b r e a c h i n g v a r i o u s p a r t s

o f t h e code?

1 A j o u r n a l i s t has a d u t y t o m a i n t a i n t h e

h i g h e s t p r o f e s s i o n a l and e t h i c a l s t a n d a r d s .

7 A j o u r n a l i s t s h a l l p r o t e c t c o n f i d e n t i a l

s o u r c e s o f i n f o r m a t i o n .

8 A j o u r n a l i s t s h a l l n o t a c c e p t b r i b e s n o r

s h a l l h e / s h e a l l o w o t h e r i n d u c e m e n t s t o

i n f l u e n c e t h e p e r f o r m a n c e o f h i s / h e r p r o f e s ­

s i o n a l d u t i e s .

2 A j o u r n a l i s t s h a l l a t a l l t i m e s d e f e n d t h e

p r i n c i p l e o f t h e f r eedom o f t h e p r e s s a n d

o t h e r m e d i a i n r e l a t i o n t o t h e c o l l e c t i o n o f

i n f o r m a t i o n and t h e e x p r e s s i o n o f comment

and c r i t i c i s m . H e / s h e s h a l l s t r i v e t o

e l i m i n a t e d i s t o r t i o n , news s u p p r e s s i o n and

c e n s o r s h i p .

3 A j o u r n a l i s t s h a l l s t r i v e t o e n s u r e t h a t

t h e i n f o r m a t i o n h e / s h e d i s s e m i n a t e s i s f a i r

a n d a c c u r a t e , a v o i d t h e e x p r e s s i o n o f

comment and c o n j e c t u r e as e s t a b l i s h e d f a c t

a n d f a l s i f i c a t i o n by d i s t o r t i o n , s e l e c t i o n

o r m i s r e p r e s e n t a t i o n .

4 A j o u r n a l i s t s h a l l r e c t i f y p r o m p t l y any

h a r m f u l i n a c c u r a c i e s , e n s u r e t h a t t h e

c o r r e c t i o n and a p o l o g i e s r e c e i v e due

p r o m i n e n c e and a f f o r d t h e r i g h t o f r e p l y t o

p e r s o n s c r i t i c i s e d when t h e i s s u e i s o f

s u f f i c i e n t i m p o r t a n c e .

5 A j o u r n a l i s t s h a l l o b t a i n i n f o r m a t i o n ,

p h o t o g r a p h s and i l l u s t r a t i o n s o n l y by

s t r a i g h t f o r w a r d means . The u s e o f o t h e r

means c a n be j u s t i f i e d o n l y by o v e r - r i d i n g

c o n s i d e r a t i o n s o f t h e p u b l i c i n t e r e s t . The

j o u r n a l i s t i s e n t i t l e d t o e x e r c i s e a

p e r s o n a l c o n s c i e n t i o u s o b j e c t i o n t o t h e use

o f s u c h means .

6 S u b j e c t t o j u s t i f i c a t i o n by o v e r - r i d i n g

c o n s i d e r a t i o n o f p u b l i c i n t e r e s t , a j o u r n a ­

l i s t s h a l l do n o t h i n g w h i c h e n t a i l s

i n t r u s i o n i n t o p r i v a t e g r i e f and d i s t r e s s .

( G a s t r o p o d c o n t d . )

An e x t e n s i v e l i s t o f u n u s u a l c o c k t a i l s i s on

o f f e r , c o s t i n g be tween £ 2 . 5 0 and £ 2 . 9 0 -

v e r y e x p e n s i v e - b u t t h e r e i s a Happy H o u r ,

Monday - F r i d a y 5 . 3 0 - 6 . 3 0 p . m . when t h e y

c o s t £ 1 . 5 0 . We t r i e d D e p t h C h a r g e w h i c h i s

a b i t t o o s h a r p and Karma K i l l e r

a l t o g e t h e r t o o s w e e t . A l a b a m a Slammer was

t h e b e s t we t r i e d . P a i n i n t h e Bum sounded

i n t r i g u i n g . The b i l l f o r f o u r came t o

£ 3 4 . 5 5 i n c l u d i n g d r i n k s and 10% s e r v i c e . I f

y o u go i n Happy H o u r , o r l e a v e o u t t h e

c o c k t a i l s , y o u s h o u l d be a b l e t o g e t away

w i t h £6 - £7 p e r h e a d .

F o r r e a s o n s t h a t , i n h i n d s i g h t , a r e n o t

o v e r l y a p p a r e n t , p e o p l e come f rom a l l o v e r

t h e w o r l d t o e a t i n t h e Ha rd Rock C a f e .

However s i n c e i t i s o n l y a 20p bus r i d e f rom

C o l l e g e , i t i s w e l l w o r t h a t l e a s t one

v i s i t .

9 A j o u r n a l i s t s h a l l n o t l e n d h i m / h e r s e l f t o

t h e d i s t o r t i o n o r s u p p r e s s i o n o f t h e t r u t h

b e c a u s e o f a d v e r t i s i n g o r o t h e r c o n s i d e r a ­

t i o n s .

10 A j o u r n a l i s t s h a l l n o t o r i g i n a t e m a t e r i a l

w h i c h e n c o u r a g e s d i s c r i m i n a t i o n on g r o u n d s

o f r a c e , c o l o u r , c r e e d , g e n d e r o r s e x u a l

o r i e n t a t i o n .

11 A j o u r n a l i s t s h a l l n o t t a k e p r i v a t e

a d v a n t a g e o f i n f o r m a t i o n g a i n e d i n t h e

c o u r s e o f h i s / h e r d u t i e s , b e f o r e t h e

i n f o r m a t i o n i s p u b l i c k n o w l e d g e .

W r i t e down y o u r l i s t o f b r e a c h e s

p r e f e r a b l y w i t h t h e number o f t h e ' F e l i x '

i s s u e a n d page number i t a p p e a r e d o n ,

s h o w i n g c l e a r l y w h i c h p a r t o f t h e code t h e

b r e a c h r e f e r s .

Send y o u r c o m p l e t e d e n t r y t o :

The E d i t o r , L y n d a D a v i e s , S h e r f i e l d B u i l d i n g

THE W0 BEST ENTRIES HILL EACH WIN

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