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F O U N D E D IN 1949 NEWSPAPER OF IMPERIAL COLLEGE UNION

Exclus ive interview

with Charles Clark. '

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Spaghetti House seige — the true facts Page 12:

No 397 F r i d a y 10th October , 1975 , F R E E !

President caught

winking! Last Saturday morning, Mr P e t e r

T e a g u e , (of no fixed address), President

of IC Union was caught single-handedly

WINKING in Oxford Street, W1. When

approached, Mr Teague (who carried on

winking) was heard to say, 'I've always

done it, and I think that more people at

IC should participate'. When asked why

he was doing it, he said, 'For those blind

people, less fortunate than myself, who

through no fault of their own cannot wink

any longer'.

Mr Teague was taken to Bow Street

police station where he was charged with

winking on the Queen's highway under

section 41.

In a written statement, he asked for

221 other o f f e n c e s to be taken into

consideration. These included one of

organising a vendetta against one grease

merchant and wholesale distributor of

c o c k c r o a c h e s who wished to remain

anonymous, but whose family motto is

"Overchargeand undercook".

Later, Mr Keith Ahlers, the President

of City and Guilds Union, and himself a

born winker, joined Mr Teague and together

they proceeded to wink down Regent

Street, causing much havoc and a mess on

the pavement.

For full details and sensational photos see

centre pages

Downs out John D ow ns , IC U n i o n

Honorary Secre tary , was d i s cha rged from the s i c k - b a y las t T u e s d a y . He had been i n there for s i x days w i t h an i l l n e s s thought to be German meas les . A l t h o u g h he has not f u l l s trength he is b a c k at work , but i s tak ing it e a s y in the meant ime .

Alan Jones recovering

A l a n J o n e s , S C A B C h a i r m a n , i s recover ing much qu i cke r than expec ted and shou ld be b a c k w i t h i n three or four weeks . He has a s k e d to wi thdraw h i s r e s i gna t i on . T h i s shou ld not prove d i f f i cu l t s i n c e i t seems that h is r es i gna t i on wou ld not have been accep ted . T h u s there w i l l be no need to e l e c t a new S C A B cha i rman and u n t i l A l a n re turns , the secre tary of S C A B , C l i v e Dewey w i l l be a c t i n g C h a i r m a n .

A T T E N T I O N

A L L CONTINUING STUDENTS F E E S INCREASE

The Governing Body has set up a hardship fund for continuing students. Any student who feels that the increase in fees will cause him any hardship whatsoever should get details of this fund from the registry.

The whole of the increase may be waived, depending on the degree of hardship.

DO NOT PAY YOUR F E E S Y E T . Get in touch with IC Union.

I M P O R T A N T

N O T I C E WILL A N Y O N E IN C O N T A C T WITH T H E

P E R S O N (OR T H E P E R S O N HIM/HERSELF. )

D E A L I N G WITH T H E B L O O D DONING S E R V I C E

P L E A S E C O N T A C T T H E UNION O F F I C E

I M M E D I A T E L Y .

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IC IC IC.

R O N E O D E M O S Next Tuesday and Thursday demonstrations wi l l

be held in the outer F E L I X office from 1.00pm

onwards.

If you want to use the Roneos you MUST get

your name on the approved l i s t . ' You can only do

this by attending one of these demonstrations.

2 F E L I X

Friday 10th

IC Dramsoc presents Pandora Thea t re ' s product ion John Osborne ' s "Look Back In Anger" in the Un ion Concer t H a l l at 7 .30pm. T i c k e t s 5 0 p . a t the door or from D r a m s o c .

IC Internat ional S o c i a l i s t s Soc i e t y : Joanna R o l l o on 'The situation in Portugal' at 1.00pm in C i v E n g 207 .

Ents D i s c o : U n i o n Lower Re fec tory 8 JDOpm . A d m 1 Op. R C A : D i s c o . 7 30pm in C a n t e e n .

Saturady 11th IC Dramsoc : see under F r i d a y 1 0 t h .

Ho lbe in House Pa r t y : 61-63 E v e l y n Gardens A d m 20p . 8.00pm

t i l l late . B a r , hot dogs and d i s c o .

Sunday 12th Q E C : D i s c o in New Common Room B a r . 7 . 3 0 p m . C h e l s e a : F i l m 'Klute' In the l ightfoot H a l l at 7.00pm . A d m 15p . Q E C : Dance w i t h 'Wally' and 'Fogg' plus support and d i s c o . A d m 60p . 7 .30pm.

Monday 13th

C h e m E n g F r e s h e r s ' D i n n e r . IC Un ion C o u n c i l : 5.30pm t i l l very l a t e .

Tuesday 14th

A s s o c i a t e d S t u d i e s : Wartime Repu ta t i ons : Who S u r v i v e s ? F i r s t Jec ture 'The Politicians' by the Hon . A l a n C l a r k , M P . Theatre B , Sher f ie ld B u i l d i n g . 1.30pm.

M u s i c i a n s and the i r Instruments . Second lecture 'The Trumpet and its Relations' by Dr Dav id B u r g e s s . Theatre A , Sher f i e ld B u i l d i n g .1 3 0 p m . H a l l Dinner - S B .7pm for 7 3 0 p m . Career Opportuni t i es T a l k s : 'A Graduate in the Glass Industry" by IG D a v i e s , P i l k i n g t o n Brothers L im i t ed . 1 .30pm. Lec ture Theatre 408 E lec E n g . IC India Soc F r e s h e r s ' Par ty at 7.30pm In Room 002 (Quite Room) Sher f ie ld B u i l d i n g . IC E n t s present 'Van Der Graaf Generator' In the Great H a l l at 8 jOOpm.Adm £1.20.

Wednesday 15th

IC F o l k C l u b present 'Billy Wee' in the Un ion Lower Re fec tory

at 8 . 00pm. A d m : members 25p ; non-members 4 5 p . Membersh ip 6 0 p .

Campa ign for Nuc l ear Disarmament presents two f i lms 'Mr Nixon's

Secret Legacy' by John P l l g e r and 'The War Game' by Peter

Watkins In P h y s i c s Lec ture Theatre 1 at 1 2 3 0 p m .

Thursday 16th Career Opportuni t i es T a l k s : 'Opportunities for Life Science Graduates in the Pharmaceutical Industry' by Dr K R L Mans fo rd ,

Beecham Resea rch L a b o r a t o r i e s . 1 3 0 p m E l e c E n g 4 0 8 . Lunch-hour Conce r t : The L i b r a r y , 53 P r i n c e ' s Gate . F i l m 'Epidemic' In Theatre A , Sher f i e ld B u i l d i n g at 1.30pm.

IC C a t h o l i c Soc i e t y : 'What's Wrong With Abortion?' Prof J J

S c a r i s b r i c k in Theatre B , Sher f i e ld B u i l d i n g S C C Meet ing at 1.00pm in the C l u b s Commit tee Room, R A T T Un i on B u i l d i n g .

Tha FIstrclEgisal

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A R I E S ( 22Mar -21Apr ) : A r i a n s have no d i f f i cu l t y in f a l l i n g in love .More often they go for p h y s i c a l a t t r a c t i v e n e s s . They a l w a y s be l i eve i t ' s the rea l t h i n g ! The i r ardent , impatient and impu ls i v e nature can lead to fast and many af fa irs .Sw ing ing par t i e s , d i s c o s and entertainment p laces are usua l l y their s c ene . A love a f fa i r w i th an A r i a n cou ld be qui te adventurous and p a s s i o na t e ! !

T A U R U S (21Apr -21 May ) : Taureans are both pass i ona te and p r a c t i c a l . They are very care fu l on the f i rs t few dates and w i l l hardly d i s c l o s e any emotions unt i l the t ime Is r i gh t . Once in love they are often devoted and w i l l i n g to do just about any th ing (oh yes! ) to keep their loved one content .Ow ing to their po s s e s i v e nature they demand loya l ty .

GEMIN I (22May—21 J u n ) : They usua l l y enjoy v e r s a t i l i t y intheir love a f f a i r s . A n y t h i n g bor ing is o u t ! . The i r cha rm ing , l i v e l y and w i t t y nature a t t rac ts many members of the oppos i te sex . T h e y are hard ly shy and c a n have s e ve ra l romances running at the same t i m e . In fact they just can ' t he lp w inn ing h e a r t s . Remember Don J u a n was a Gemin i . A n d s o w a s lady C a s o n o v a .

C A N C E R (23Jun—23Jul ) ; Under their apparent ly hard exter ior they are r ea l l y shy and e m o t i o n a l . They hardly make the f i r s t move to start an a f f a i r , Instead they wa i t for y o u . B e c a u s e they are sub jec t to chang ing moods the a f fa i r may go through many p h a s e s . None the l e s s , they are s e n s i t i v e , romant ic though often lack p a s s i o n .

L E O ( 2 4 J u l - 2 3 A u g ) : Loves m a g e s t i c a l l y . Generous both w i th g i f ts and a f f e c t i o n . E a s i l y f l a t t e r ed . Has no r e s t r i c t i on about start ing an af fa i r anywhere , any t ime . P h y s i c a l a t t rac t i on Is very important to them. They d i s l i k e to be c r i t i c i z e d or ignored in any way by their l oved-one . They are pass ionate and p o s s e s i v e . A n d guess who was a L e o ? Napo l ean Bonaparte .

V I R G O (24Aug -23Sep ) ; The i r p r a c t i c a l , prudent and patient nature is re f l ec ted in the i r love l i f e . T h e y dorft wear their hearts on the i r s l e e v e s . If they f a l l in love , they i n i t i a l l y c o n c e a l the i r f ee l ings in c a s e of rebuf f . Sma l l g i f ts are h igh ly treasured and words of a f f ec t i on remembered. Rather than c h a s i n g nebulous dreams, they 'd look for a needle in a hay - s tack (and probably f ind it too!)

L I B R A ( 2 3 S e p - 2 3 0 c t ) : The i r a t t rac t i ve out look and harmon­

ious nature are more than enough to spark an a f fa i r . However ,

they 'd rather s tay f r iends for a time before any involvement .They ' re

often indecisive and need to we i gh the pros and cons of just

about every th ing . They are charmed by unusual people and l i ke to

have some interest in common.

S C O R P I O ( 2 4 0 c t - 2 2 N o v ) : T h i s is the most emot iona l and

pass ionate s i g n in l o v e . The i r magnetic persona l i t y and hypnot i c

eyes capture many hear ts . The i r love is penetrat ing and sensuous

provided i t ' s g enu ine . They are loyal to their partner. Owing to

their po s s e s i v e nature they can be jea lous and s u s p i c i o u s . James

Bond and Grace K e l l y are t y p i c a l S c o r p i o s .

S A G I T T A R I U S ( 2 3 N o v - 2 2 D e c ) : Sag i t ta r ians are u s u a l l y too independent to f a l l in love d e e p l y . They l ike to be on the move and enjoy a romance (or two) in the background as long as it doesn ' t t ie them. The i r a f f ec t ions are often e a s i l y captured but when the i n i t i a l heat c o o l s they loose in te res t . They are loved by many and tend to love many.

C A P R I C O R N ( 2 3 D e c - 2 0 J a n ) : The i r shy nature u s u a l l y makes them c a l c u l a t i n g in love a f f a i r s . They are h igh ly aware of the oppos i te s e x . Once in love they w i l l use any strategy to capture the loved o n e . They don't require a common interest but prefer a c on t r a s t . They get out of embarras ing s i tua t i ons by the i r i n con -grous sense of humour. They are the most loya l of a l l the s i g n s .

A Q U A R I U S (21 Jan—19Feb ) ; The i r cha rming , s e n s i t i v e and i d e a l i s t i c nature is re f l ec ted in their love l i f e . They u s u a l l y have a good humour and are very generous . If they fee l they ' re going to be bored in any way they just move away . They often look for a common interest . The i r sudden and w i l d en thus i a sm cou ld lead to adventurous a f f a i r s .

P I S C E S ( 2 0 F e b - 2 1 M a r ) : The i r tender hearts are r ead i l y c a p t u r e d . Gent l e and s e n s i t i v e nature may lead to emot i ona l un t id iness in their love a f f a i r s . They are impress ionab le and e a s i l y f l a t t e red . They enjoy g l amour . Not only romant ic and a f fec t ionate but a l s o p a s s i o n a t e . They can be e a s i l y hur t . Often very g ene rous . Somet imes tend to be f o rge t fu l . L i z a M i n e l l i is a t yp i ca l P i s c e s (glamour?! )

COPY DEADLINE

IS MONDAY 13TH

AT 2.00PM

F E L I X 3

7 F Only?. So here we are back to the o ld " t r a i n t r a i n " of l i f e , back from

our ho l i day s , hav ing spent them " i n t e r - r a i l i n g " round Europe , s a i l i n g to B r i t t any , mining in South-A f r i ca or just p l a in temping in South Kens ing ton !

However , if a three month tour of Spa in for only £2 grabs y o u . . .

Go ing abroad is e x p e n s i v e , but there are ways and means (with -the he lp of NUS T r a v e l , or, if you are that badly off, w i th the he lp of your right thumb) o f ' spending a reasonab le period of time abroad for next to nothing.

T h i s I d i s cove r ed th is summer, when I went on an

internat ional work camp in Spa in . T h e s e operate in a lmos t every country in the w o r l d . Board and lodging is free, and work is easy and hours extreme ly short .

I set off for Barce l ona in ear ly J u l y and arr ived in Geneva through boarding the wrong tra in A n y w a y , I e ven tua l l y arr ived in Barce l ona at e l even o ' c l o c k at n i g h t . It was dark , and on f ind ing what I thought was a camp s i t e , p i tched my tent, only to be awakened next day by seve ra l b ew i l d e r ed -looking de igo cub-scouts armed w i th s t i c k s and " p e l o t a " ba t s ! I muttered a coup l e of " p e r d o n a ' s " and promptly

made my e x i t !

The work had been desc r ibed on my app l i c a t i on form as " c o n s t r u c t i o n w o r k " , but when I arr ived at the work camp I r ea l i s ed that there .had been a m i s t ake . Apparen t l y , my name had been t rans la ted as C a r l o s , and I had therefore " c h a n g e d s e x " somewhere between Eng land and S p a i n ! So there I was stranded on a bu i ld ing s i t e w i th only a p ick a x e , preumatlc d r i l l , and a f ine s e l e c t i on of we l I tanned b r i ck i e s as company . My workmates proved to be r ea l l y kind and e x c ep t i ona l l y w e l l behaved . On the ether hand, the accommodat ion was de f in i t e l y rough.

A f te r three weeks of pure sweat , a very apo loge t i c admin is t ra tor arr ived at the camp. A s compensat ion for h is error, I was taken to a l l the work camps in S p a i n , and from what I learnt and saw I c an recommend t h e m . Of c o u r s e , they are by no means luxury ho l iday resor ts , but so much can be learnt from the people one mee t s .

My work inc luded cu t t ing p ines in the Pyrenees ,

PRIZE CROSSWORD No.22

M E G

19 . Broken dra in at lowest po int (5 ) .

20 . Sap the F r e n c h in bed(5) . 21 . A n A n g l i c a n w l t i z z k i d ( 3 ) . 2 3 . A c coun t 100 used f a de f endant (7 ) .

2 4 . Pet ty s t rugg l es of the rodent family(3—4).

2 5 . Noth ing about raw mater ia l (3). •

27 . Once a troubled s t re tch of water (5) . 29 .Same a g a i n , dot it about (5 ) . 3 1 . F e e l of the old c i t y to the east f o l l ow ing the sc r ip t (7 ) . 34 . Yet one makes a snow-man(4)

37 . E m e r g e n c y . Dad takes ship(4) . 3 9 . 5 0 0 , that i s , e xp i r e ( 3 ) . 40 .We near dew is expected(3 ) . 4 1 . C h i l l y , b ird c a l l to beg in ­ner (4).

42 .Stone! Duck , mate! (4) . 43 .Enlargement of f a m e r t en -point par t lc le (9 ) .

Across.

2 . Start up a bar after th i s month(9). 3 . Noth ing in ' T h e S c o t s m a n ' f a th is body(4 ) . 9. Heaven ly body in V i r g i n i a , f a example (4 ) .

10 . Cons tab l e takes nothing

back for a n i ckname (3 ) . 1 1 . Pe rson from Indones ia (3 ) . 12 . En tw ine Noah ' s s on in th l s? (4 ) . 14 , Night w i t h o u t end Is at hand (4 ) .

1 7 . G e t rope tang led around ward (7).

a r chaeo l o g i c a l d igg ing in Za r r ogo za , renovat ing a c a s t l e in Ba r c e l ona and s o c i a l work in Ma l aga .

With entertainments and

Have you ever not iced how-few women there are around? Not at C o l l e g e of course , but g ene ra l l y . I th ink it wou ld be fa ir to say that every other person we see in the street i sn ' t a w o m a n . No doubt th is Is the log ic behind treat ing us l ike a decora t i ve minori ty .When you watch t e l e v i s i o n , for example , there are nearly ten t imes more men than women appear ing ( o u t s i d e the commerc ia l s of course ) .

So when the female percent­age In a soc i e t y drops from the nat ional average of 51% to the IC leve l of 10% its hardly su rp r i s ing that you don ' t even remember we e x i s t — as is cons tan t l y re f lected around C o l l e g e .

In the last coup l e of weeks how many t imes have you seen the word " f r e s h m e n " ? Apar t from the fact that the word makes it look l ike a conference of male deodorant s p e c i a l i s t s , it dees have a c e r ta in mascu l ine connotat ion w h i c h i sn ' t very

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1. Reg i on of natura l gas without axygen(4 ) .

2 . C r e ep into church? (4 ) . 3 . Qu i e t l y leaves mea l , love ly ! (5 ) .

4 . S i l l y foo l on top of the Co t l e g e ( 7 ) . 5. Hashed meat wi thout 1000 ins ide (5 ) .

6 . F i r s t lady takes the p o i n t . Noth ing odd about tha t (4 ) .

7 . Expec tant s tature loses head (4 ) . 12 . O b l i g a t a y not i ce goes up betwee n h i mand conserva t I ve (9) 13 . Lump of earth from the K i m s o d e s e r t ( 3 ) .

1 5 . F reeze a hundred in one

point (3) . 16 . These bounders avo id arguments (9 ) .

d r ink prov ided , I spent a great •deal of time wonder ing what I c ou ld spend my money on !

Carole Burtt

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representat ive in a mixed

c o l l e g e . I th ink It Is necessary

to state c l e a r l y In case anyone

is in doubt — we have over

400 women at th is c o l l e g e —

and wha t ' s more we ' re not here

as a bonus for the extra lucky m e n - a as one par t i cu la r l y s i l l y female thought ' t o add a woman 's t o u c h ' . We're here in our own r ight , for some k ind-bf educa t i ona l fu l f i l lment , w h i c h doesn ' t Include the f a i th fu l , oppressed , handmaiden r o l e . We may be. a bit th in on the ground around C i t y and G u i l d s C o l lege, but who wants to be a G u i l d s m an anyway? A s long as

they cont inue to address me l ike that they c an keep the i r G u i l d s U n i o n .

On the rare o c c a s i o n s when C o l l e g e does de ign to not i ce u s , we are f i rmly labe l l ed " M i s s " a " M r s " . The IC ca lender has a very de f in i te po l i cy on t h i s .

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17 . Offer g i f t (7 ) . 18 .Out f l ow from confused bee b i t e ( 3 -4 ) . 2 1 . A party a s i m i l a r com­mo t i on^ ) .

2 2 . B e f a e her majesty gets the' point(3) . 2 6 . Mad ten tear w oo l l en c lo th (7 ) .

2 8 . C o n s u m e tea af ter s l immlng(3 ) 3 0 . B a s e goes in t h a n k s . D r l n k ( 3 ) .

3 2 . O c c a s i o n is no 6 to a T (5). 3 3 . A r t i s t takes 502 spokes (5 ) . 35..Note up for s c h o o l ( 4 ) .

36 . . L i edabou t t i c k over(4) . 3 7 . Open arrangement for peasant (4).

3 8 . Br idge water ing p lace to n a t h ( 4 ) .

Answe r s to C r o s s w a d N o 21

A C R O S S : 1 Durbar 5Gu inea 9Anno Domin i 1 0 A d z e 12 Swathe 13Error 15Nour l sh 17Trodden 1 8 G l i d i n g 2 0 A d d u c e r 22Mogul 23 Loader 26 Loon 27Sad at heart 28Ske tch 2 9 I a r g e t .

D o w n : 2 U l n a 3Bedew 4 R e -match 5Gunshot 6End product 7Maroon 8Kedron or Cedron (both s p e l l i n g s found In the B ib l e ) 11 Record 1 4 T u r n i p f a k 1 6 l c i c l e 18Gamble 19G o l i a th 20Adamant 21 Robots 24Ether 25Rage .

All entries should reach the FELIX Office by noon on Wednesday. The winning solution will be drawn out of the Editors Hat. The winner will receive the accumulated prize of £2 (there were no correct solutions to Crossword No 21). The Editors decision will be final.

Where have all

the women gone

M U X

Telix Imagine my surprise when a rather pale looking, six mile

long creature walked into my office on Wednesday morning and said, "He l l o Gobber!" The fellow I'm referring to is of course John Downs. It is good to have him back with us for the Union Office has not been the same without his zanny sense of humour.

Accommodation

The 'crash pad' scheme run by the Union was quite successful although not many students had to avail themselves of i t . Those who did were mainly overseas students, many of whom thought that they automatically received a place in College residence once they are accepted onto a course at IC. I feel that this completely erroneous impression, which one assumes is obtained from tbe bumph sent out by College, ought to be cleared up. This will greatly reduce the confusion and consternation caused to al l concerned.

Food Guide

I promised a quid to whoever could prove they had eaten in the 'Contented Sole' in last week's F E L I X . I now have three people who have done, but due to my poor financial status I shall not be giving away anymore quids. At least you read the guide which was tbe main idea. Thanks for your interest.

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Why shou ld they Imagine that anyone Is interested In the mar i ta l s ta tus of the female s ta f f ? F o r those of you unfami l ia r or un in te res ted , the use of Ms (pronounced Mlz ) a s opposed to M i s s or Mrs , is important to many women — therefore shou ld be adopted on request .

When I was gett ing my l ibrary t i c k e t s from the Ha ldane the chard had a c h o i c e of P ro f / Doc to r/Mr/Mrs/Miss (please note the order ) . I c r o s s ed out the f i rs t three . The l ib rar ian looked at me c l o s e l y and proceeded to wr i t e M i s s in large letters on my t i c k e t s . When I protested she s a i d she d i d n ' t want me to be m is taken for a m a n . Cur i ous logic that !

Telix Newspaper of Imperial College Union

Editor

Paul Ekpenyong F E U X © 1975

Published by the Editor on behalf of the Imperial College Union Publications Board'. Printed offset-litho on the Union premises.

Many thanks to Gi l l , Ian, John, Matt, Terry, Ulysses, David, Duncan and Andrew without whom this issue would not have come out. p | u s p n i i .

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P e t e r P a t t e r

Welcome to another Peter Pat te r , I hope that you have a l l se t t l ed down to the term, and invo lved yourse l ves In the s o c i a l s c e n e , a s w e l l as the work that your Department w i l l have been g i v i n g y o u . A su f f i c i en t var ie ty of events to cater for most t as t es , seems to have been

provided th is past week .

The week has been somewhat marred by the myster ious i l l n e s s that J o h n Downs cont rac ted , and is now be l i e ved to be German Meas l e s . I am sure that you w o u l d ' want to jo in me in w i s h i n g John a speedy return to h e a l t h . The Un ion Off ice does . not seem half as bright wi thout h im.

Re fec tor i es formed the major part of the bus iness at the f i rst U G M of the term as was reported in last w e e k ' s F E L I X . The r e have been s e ve ra l deve l op ­ments s i n c e t h e n . A t the Refectory Committee meet ing that afternoon it was dec ided that Dr L e vy , Mr Mooney, and I have to obta in quotes from a number of f irms for a var ie ty of dif ferent types of

by Peter Teague, ICU President

Inquir ies Into the Re f e c t o r i e s . Mr Mooney and. I a l s o have to get together and review the Fo rma l D inner P r i c e L i s t , a s it appears that t h i s may be far from correct f a funct ions organised by C o l l e g e a Un ion C l u b s and S o c i e t i e s . T h i s r e v i s i on shou ld mean that the pr i ces came down by 10%. May I pub l i c l y thank the other Student Rep resen ta t i v e s on the Commit tee who put their c a s e s most e l o q u e n t l y .

Many s tudents , par t i cu la r l y f i rs t years , have a s k e d me how much the C o l l e g e C a l e n d a r c o s t s to produce, and how much It Is used by the students who each r ece i ve a c o p y . T h i s cou ld perhaps be one s m a l l area In wh i ch the C o l l e g e cou ld make s a v i n g s In the years t o c o m e . A n y ideas that you have f a a l t e rna t i ves w i l l be most w e l c o m e .

The threatened shortage of a c commoda ­t ion f a s tudents seems to have evapaated- . We ran the usua l s tar t of term ' C r a s h P a d ' in the Un ion Gym f a people w i th nowhere to l i ve and on the fu l l e s t night we only had seven people s tay ing there . I hope

th is means that everyone e l s e has found a sa t i s f a c t o r y p lace to l i v e . If you are hav ing problems w i t h your L a n d l a d , or want to app ly to have a fa ir rent f ixed f a your f la t , then d e t a i l s , a d v i c e , and a p p l i c a t i o n f a m s are a v a i l a b l e In the Union O f f i c e . A good accommodat ion adv i c e s e r v i c e is needed w i t h i n the C o l l e g e , and John Downs and I have been making a concer ted e f f a t to c o l l e c t a l l the i n f a m a t l o n that we c a n . We w i l l be only too p leased to pass It on to anyone who is Interested. Your l oca l C i t i z e n s A d v i c e Bureau shou ld a l s o be ab le to he l p w i th any accommodat ion problems.

To c l o s e th is Peter Patter I would just l i ke to remind you that the Nomina t i on Papers f a a who le host of Interest ing posts are up on the not ice board In the u n i o n Lower Lounge , so why not pop over and see If any of the jobs take your fancy . See you at the next Un ion Genera l Meet ing w h i c h Is on Thursday 21st October , If not b e f a e . ;

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Anyone who applied for a permit and was not successful can appeal. Forms are available from the Union office and must be returned not later than Wednesday, 22nd October. People wish to park motorcycles must obtain a sticker from Mr Dawson (Security Officer) who can be found in the Sherfie Id Building'.

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L a s t Saturday morning . In bright s u n s h i n e , amid cheers and s h o u t i n g , I C ' s i n vas i on of Oxford Street , better known as the T lddy -Wlnks race , b egan . The M i n e r s , i nc lud ing the IF con t ingent , a r r i ved late (It was the i r bar-night the previous even ing ) to taunts of' you're late' from the a l r eady present R C S and G u i l d s .

The race was s tar ted by the president of IC U n i o n , Peter Teague , who was promptly fo l l owed by the hordes of IC . Meanwh i l e , intrepid mechanics were attempting (rather s u c c e s s f u l l y ) to bring Bo " and J e z a l i v e for the e v e n t . Dur ing these In i t ia l s t a g e s , many tax i and bus dr i ve rs worked hard to c o n t a i n their des i r e to run down those "...bloody students who are getting

madder every year".

Photos by P h i l Dean

and Nigel Williams

There were not many out of the ordinary happenings en route al though one young lady rece ived the boot ( l i t e ra l l y ) from an indignant c i t i z e n . John Cavanagh near ly had the wrath of the law brought down on h im when he w i n k e d a c r o s s a po l i ce car at P i c c a d i l l y C i r c u s .

It was a very fast race , the winner a r r i v ing at P i c c a d i l l y C i r c u s at 10.45am . Most people were in the ' C o c k n e y P r i d e ' by 1 1 . 3 0 a m .

The c o l l e c t i o n was w e l l down on last y e a r ' s . R C S c o l l e c t e d a to ta l of about £140, G u i l d s £204 and Mines £220. The Mines f igure Includes £60 c o l l e c t e d by I F . A l l monies c o l l e c t ed w i l l be d i s t r ibu ted between the va r i ous c h a r i t i e s that R A G is in a i d of th i s year .

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Queen of Jez.

The winner with Chalky

Margaret Slimming. IF President

8 F E L I X

Interview with Charles Clarke

N U S President Charles Clark, President of NUS, had a classical

education with a difference. He attended a Public School,

and then went on to Cambridge University. In his first year

he became actively involved in the aftermath of the Garden

House demonstration, which led to the arrest of seven

students in February 1970. In his second year, he was

elected to the Executive of the Cambridge Students Union -

the first Executive body at this University. In his third

year he was elected as President of the CSU and was

granted a sabbatical year.

The following is an extract of a conversation he had with

FEL IX just before the beginning of the new term.

FELIX: What are your own political opinions?

Charles Clark: I am a member of the Labour P a r t y . I d e s c r i b e

mysel f as be ing on the Le f t -wing of the party; I th ink that the main economic problems that the country faces w i l l not be s o l v e d by cut t ing pub l i c expend i ture , wage c o n t r o l , and other methods that th is government is emp l oy ing . FELIX: What measures do you think are necessary?

Charles Clark: Measures that w i l l decrease unemployment; f i r s t , that people have the spend ing power in their pockets to buy products and thus s t imu la t e product ion , and s e c o n d l y an increase in pub l i c e xpend i tu r e . So far as in f la t i on i s conce rned , I wou ld argue for much s t r i c t e r pr ice c o n t r o l s , en forceab le by s t a t u t e . Th i s may reduce pro f i t ab i l i t y in c e r t a in a r e a s , and no doubt ce r ta in people who own c a p i t a l may dec ide to transfer it to more prof i table a r e a s . South A f r i c a , for examp l e , and areas of the wor Id where the Labour Movement is not a t a 11 s t r o n g . Measures banning export of c a p i t a l a r e , therefore, e q u a l l y r e q u i s i t e . FELIX: Would you confiscate this capital?

Charles Clark: Indeed, y e s . FELIX: Do you accept that the "economic crisis" is with us?

Charles Clark: I c e r t a i n l y accept tha t . F E U X : But in "NUS is Your Union" you say that students are

not responsible for the crisis?

Charles Clark: I don ' t t h ink that s tudents have c rea t ed i t , nor

wo rke r s .

FELIX: But, surely, it does not matter who created it, it is here

to stay?

Charles Clark: It does matter . If you look for means of dea l ing w i th the c r i s i s , you have e q u a l l y to look at how the c r i s i s came about . Now, I th ink that the reason that the economic c r i s i s came to e x i s t , e s p e c i a l l y in th i s country , was through lack of inves t ­ment . The people w h o contro l the c a p i t a l dec ided that they wou ld not invest in th is c oun t r y . They took their investments e l s ewhe r e , to more prof i table a r e a s , and for that they must bear a s u b s t a n t i a l port ion of the b l ame . We cannot and c o u l d not cont ro l those d e c i s i o n s . , , „

FELIX: Are you in favour of total pulic ownership?

Charles Clark: N o ; we shou ld take into pub l i c owne rsh ip , and thus into pub l i c c o n t r o l , the key indust r i es — those w h i c h cont ro l our s o c i e t y . FELIX: It often appears that some public Corportions are

inefficient monoliths that char up vast sums of money?

Charles Clark: That is patent ly f a l s e ; there are two s p e c i f i c factors w h i c h must be taken into a c c o u n t . The f i r s t is that the

publ ic corporat ions have been sadd l ed w i t h a mass i v e debt repayment — a lmos t the s o l e cause of debt ba l ances in many c a s e s — a n d s e c o n d , those indust r i es w h i c h have been na t i ona l i s ed are P u b l i c Se rv i c e i ndus t r i e s , and a s s u c h , pub l i c s e r v i c e has come before the economic need of making a p ro f i t .

FELIX: How much money does NUS spend on its international

campaigns?

Charles Clark: 1 5%, of N U S resources - about £4,500. T h i s is spent on the four areas on w h i c h we have p o l i c i e s ; South A f r i c a , V i e t n a m , C h i l e , and F a s c i s m in southern Europe (Greece and formerly, Por tuga l . ) The po l i cy is now part ly out of da t e , but I think that the majority of s tudents wou ld support i t . FELIX: How and why are these policies formulated?

Charles Clark: The NUS takes up c e r t a i n p o l i c i e s because they are p r i o r i t i z ed by Student Un i ons w i s h i n g to see c e r t a i n ques t i ons debated open l y .

FELIX: A r en ' t fhese issues remote trom students?

Charles Clark: No , they a r e n ' t . I th ink that B r i t i s h people , and the B r i t i s h s o c i a l s y s t e m , because B r i t a i n was once a wor ld empire , are s p e c i f i c a l l y invo l ved in these a r e a s . FELIX: Does the Broad Left impose a " p a r r y line" on its

supporters?

Charles Clark: We are not a p o l i t i c a l party, and we canno t ,

therefore, impose a l ine on members. It is not a " d e m o c r a t i c

c e n t r a l i s t " o rgan isa t i on in that s e n s e . Hope fu l l y , we a l l come t o

a concencus on matters .

FELIX: Many people at NUS Conference have observed that NUS

Exec members refuse to answer questions on which there is no

party line?

Charles Clark: So far a s I know every E x e c u t i v e member when asked a q u e s t i o n , has answered it f r a n k l y .

FELIX: What does NUS think about the increase in tees for

overseas students?

Charles Clark: Very bad indeed , as we s a i d to the Government immed i a t e l y . We are not w e l l enough invo lved in the whole ques t i on of overseas s tuden t s , and th i s makes th ings d i f f i c u l t . Trevor P h i l l i p s has been do ing an exc e l l en t job in th is f i e l d , but the movement must be deve loped s o that pressure of that k ind from the government c a n be r e s i s t e d .

My v i ew of the way that the government shou ld treat overseas s tudents is t h i s : that it shou ld be prepared to accep t overseas s tudents to c o l l e g e s in th is country at a l l l e v e l s , and shou ld negot iate w i t h e a ch fore ign country an understanding as to the b a s i s for exchang ing s t u d e n t s .

Student U n i o n s in fore ign countr i es take p r e c i s e l y the same att i tude a s we do towards overseas s tuden t s ; West Germany and France are c a s e s i n po in t .

FELIX: What changes would you like to see in the present grants

system?

Charles Clark: I wou ld l i k e to s e e fu l l grants for a l l s tudents over the age of s i x t e e n .

FELIX: What is the NUS case against "loan — grants"?

Charles Clark: F i r s t l y , it would d i s c r im ina t e aga ins t those from poorer backgrounds ; s e c o n d l y , when you are wo rk ing after your e d u c a t i o n , you are mortgaged to a degree; t h i r d l y , it wou ld d i s c r i m i n a t e a ga ins t women . The most important argument, how­ever , is that educa t i on shou ld be a right for a l l people ; we wou ld t ike t o encourage everyone to go into further educa t i on , and obv i ous l y l e ss people are go ing to take it up if they w i l l be f i n a n c i a l l y d i s c r im ina t ed a g a i n s t . F E U X : What are the new tactics in this years grants campaign?

Charles Clark: I don ' t th ink that there is any v ir tue in nove l t y . The main strategy is t o work w i t h the trade unions and wider publ i c who are f i ght ing the cu ts in pub l i c expend i tu re . FELIX: Why does the NUS favour comprehensive education?

Charles Clark: B e c a u s e the graded s y s t em of educa t i on perpetrates educa t i ona l p r i v i l a ge to the d i sadvantage of m a n y . Fo r i n s t ance , the binary s y s t e m of higher educa t i on s e t up a c l a s s s y s t em — u n i v e r s i t i e s v e r sus the res t , w h i c h means , b a s i c a l l y , that the U n i v e r s i t i e s w i l l get a better d e a l than the r e s t . F E U X : D o e s the NUS think that students should attend their

local Universities as a method of solving the accommodation

problem?

Charles Clark: N o . The higher educa t i on sys t em is and shou ld be a na t i ona l o n e .

The NUS s e e ks to defend and represent s tudents " interests na t i ona l l y and l o c a l l y . S o m e t i m e s it f a i l s , somet imes it s u c c e e d s , but s tudent invo lvement , f i r s t l y in l o ca l u n i o n s , and s e c o n d l y in NUS is the on ly way that we can ensure (a) that we represent our members adequate ly and (b) not just represent them on paper, but a c t u a l l y campa ign for the fu l f i l lment of their v i e w s . I hope Students at Imperial C o l l e g e w i l l do t h i s . FELIX: What role do you see the student press having to play

in student aflairs?

Charles Clark: The student press has an important role to play -it must t ransmit to the i n d i v i d u a l s tudent H O N E S T L Y what the v i ews of h i s U n i o n a r e , what the p o l i c i e s of NUS a re . and what the major debates w i t h i n it a r e . Unfor tunate ly , there has been a tendancy for some student newspapers to t r i v i a l i s e these matters , and for the papers to become the ex t ens i ons of the ed i t o r ' s e g o . FELIX: Charles C lark, thank you for talking to us.

Charles Clark: My p l easure .

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Greenslade In The Great Hall

A large apprec i a t i v e crowd at tended ' th j s , the f i r s t IC E n t s g ig of the s e s s i o n . Greens lade were the main a t t rac t i on w i th P h i l l l p G o o d h a n d - T a i t a s s u p p o r t .

He enter ta ined the aud ience w i t h a medley of songs on p iano and harmonium.

A f te r a q u i c k pint In the Un i on Bar (during the interval ) I came back to hear G r e e n s l a d e . They are a band w i th a f ine mus i ca l ped igree , i nc lud ing former members of C o l l i s e u m and K ing C r i m s o n , they somehow fa i l ed to l i ve up to e x p e c t a t i o n s . A l though t e chn i ca l l y immaculate , they d i dn ' t r ea l l y play w i th any great c o n v i c t i o n .

They came on stage proceeded by the inev i tab le pre-recorded tapes and were stra ight into 'Gatalan' from their last a lbum 'Time and Tide'. It f a i l ed mise r ­ab l y as a s i n g l e but was g i ven a good read i t i on on t h i s o c c a s i o n .

The next t ime w h c i h sounded l ike an L P recording — as d id most of the i r other songs — was c a l l e d 'Sun of Spirit' w h i c h w i l l be featured on the i r forth coming a l b u m . They then s l i p p e d back into t ime, and for the rest of the concer t played t racks from the i r prev ious four a l b u m s .

Of note were the t imes from their second a lbum 'Bedside Manners Are Extra'. These inc luded 'The Ass's Ear',

'Spirit of the Dance' (which they played

for an encore) and 'Drumfolk'. The latter being a rather poor take-off of B i l l y C o b h a m ' s s ty le of d rumming .

Thus ended the f i rs t g i g a t IC and a l l Un a l l must be cons ide r ed a s u c c e s s . I ' look forward to many more.

Theatre Look Back In Anger

Pandora Theatre is a new company, formed by old members of IC Dramat ic S o c i e t y . In their f i rs t product ion , wh i ch can be seen tonight and tomorrow in the Un ion Concer t H a l l , they g i ve us a powerful r end i t i on of John Osborne ' s modern c l a s s i c "Look Back in Anger",

d i rec ted by R i cha rd K i n g . Jimmy Porter has becime a legend In

h is own l i fet ime as the o r i g ina l aogry man. Mark F rank holds our a t tent ion as he b r i l l i a n t l y ba lances h i s humour, s e ek ing the sympathy of the aud i ence , aga ins t the Imperative tyranny over h i s mlsfortunate w i f e , A l i s o n , Beneath these pub l i c faces l i es a s ense of concern for A l i s o n and tor C l i f f , caught in the no-man 's- land between, w h i c h may at t imes seem too c r e d i b l e . Penny Grove p lays A l i s o n w i th the remarkable restra int w h i c h the part r equ i r es ; more than once I felt Impelled to s tand up and s i l e n c e J i m m y ' s haranguing but her qu ie t fore-

bearance que l l ed me. Only at the end d id she break through and sc ream the house down, unfortunately becoming u n i n t e l l i g ­ible In the p rocess .

Perhaps the charac ter the aud ience f inds most hateful Is He l ena (F rances Br in ton ) , the a rche typa l C o o l busybody who s tands up to J immy , though not for l ong . She is the c a t a l y s t w i thout whom the play c ou ld not f ire and M i s s B r ln t on ' s c o l d blooded approach is f r i g h t e n i n g :

Denys Bennett p lays C l i f f w i t h an a i r of long expe r i ence , he has seen It a l l happen so many t i m e s . H i s cont ro l at the news that A l i s o n Is pregnant Is Impress ive . He Is the datum l ine from w h i c h the v io l ence of the others may be measured. E r i c Stove It's brief appearance a s A l i s o n ' s father s h o w s an e lde r l y man, not equipped for the s i tua t i on in w h i c h he f inds h i m s e l f . H i s a c t i ons are s tud i ed and co r r ec t .

' Look B a c k I n Anger* has been dated by the r ena i s sance w h i c h It began . Once Osborne had opened the f loodgates by r evea l ing , <o the theatre - go ing middle c l a s s e s , what post war youth was rea l l y up to there was no s topp ing the t ide of the -kitchen s i n k . Today it is d i f f i cu l t to imagine how shocked the aud i ences of twenty years ago must have been, but nobody c a n go to the concert h a l l th i s week wi thout hav ing the i r emot ions roused by a very force ful p roduc t i on .

RIZ bft READ Freshers' Fair by Riz Shakir, ICU DP

A large number of f reshers attended the fa i r , hence from my persona l point of v i ew the fa ir was qui te s u c c e s s f u l . However , one or two th ings w h i c h emerged from it warrant some comment . F i r s t l y a c ons ide rab l e number of c l ubs and s o c i e t i e s d id not bother to f i l l in and return their forms, but turned up on the day and expec t ed every th ing to be la id on for them. I t r ied to a c c o m ­modate them as best a s I c o u l d , at the r i s k of it p lay ing havoc w i th the index w h i c h had to be a l tered as late as one o ' c l o c k on Tuesday morn ing .

I wou ld plead w i th the new o f f i c i a l s to put in the i r forms before the end of the summer term, s o that next year the D P does not have to s c r a p h i s p lans and start aga in just because twenty or s o c l u b s have dec ided to a s k for s tand at the last moment .

I am aware that their was a shortage of t a b l e s , however .there seems no easy s o l u t i o n to th is s i n c e we cannot borrow enough tab les from the rest of c o l l e g e and to buy tab les for use on one day in a year is hardly p r a c t i c a l . I am look ing into the p o s s i b i l i t y of rent ing t ab l es and w i l l forward my f ind ings to my s u c c e s s o r .

One d i s t r e s s i n g th ing on the Freshers F a i r was the fact that a cons ide rab l e number of c l u b s and s o c i e t i e s comp le t e l y ignored my ins t ruc t i ons and put up posters w i th tape . The fact of the matter is that over £3000 of both College and Union money has been

spent on redecoration of the building this summer. My view may

seem somewhat harsh, but I think a small minority of irresponsible

club officials should not be allowed to destroy the outlook for the

rest of students. I am therefore taking the matter to Council and

the offenders will be appropriately penalised.

I wou ld l i ke to make it c l e a r to everybody w i s h i n g to put up posters in the U n i o n B u i l d i n g that they shou ld e i ther be put up on the not ice boards or B l u e tac shou ld be u s e d . A n y c l u b , s o c i e t y , or i n d i v i d u a l in breach of th i s wou ld be p e n a l i s e d . T h e form of th i s w i l l be cons ide r ed by C o u n c i l .

A t th i s point I th ink I owe a l l of you an apology for hav ing made an i l l -prepared and misrepresentat i ve statement in my haste (over the P A sys tem) dur ing the F a i r .

I wou ld l i ke to s t r e s s that I fee l s t rong ly about c l u b s and s o c i e t i e s grant ing free membership to f reshers for the f i r s t few weeks of the s e s s i o n . I w i l l be tak ing my proposal to C o u n c i l and try to get po l i c y on th i s s t a t ing that c l u b s / s o c i e t i e s must not charge freshmen any s u b s c r i p t i o n unt i l a few weeks into t e rm. T h i s w i l l enab le the f reshers to get acqua in ted w i t h the f a c i l i t i e s that the c l u b prov ides and/or the types of funct ions it o r gan i s e s . In th i s way a more a c t i v e membership shou ld r esu l t and make sure that the h ierarchy of the c l u b / s o c i e t y cater for a l l Interests and are not ho ld ing the pos i t i on just to obta in p r i v i l i g e s .

F i n a l l y , I wou ld l i k e to e n c o u r a g e c l u b s / s o c i e t i e s to ho ld more funct ions and every s tudent at IC to par t i c ipate in the Un i on t o a greater ex t en t . The Un i on not only needs you for It to be strong and r epresenta t i v e , but it provides you w i th a var ie ty of f a c i l i t i e s to he lp you in your everyday l i f e .

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Arts Reviews

Looking back on " T a k e S p i n n h V

T h i s is the 5th a lbum from Weather Report — one of the t o p - l i g h t jazz groups whose popular i ty over the last few years has increased w i t h the re l ease of a c oup l e of funky, l ess extreme, L P ' s . They are j o in t l y led by Joe Z a w i n u i , an asso r t ed keyboards and s y n t h e s i s e r s , and Wayne Shorter on saxophone , two members of the modern jazz h ierarchv who have played w i t h l i k e s of M i l e s D a v i s and Herbie H a n c o c k . More than ab l e support is provided by Dom Urn Romao (percuss ion) A l p h o n s o Johnson (bass ) , and Ishmuel Wi lbum (drums) .

The a lbum expands the current trend Into the funk ie r , more r n v t h m i c a l l y -or ientated reg ions of jazz that were f i rs t attempted on "Sweetnighter" a n d then adopted for the major part of "Mysterious Traveller", the ir 3rd and 4th a lbums r e spec t i v e l y A good d e c i s i o n — c o n s i d e r i n g the f i r s t two a lbums d i spensed w i th the idea of a main theme and concent ra t ed , rather e x c e s s i v e l y , on the crea t ion of mood and atmosphere as the subs tance of a number . They were c rea t ing sound ef fects w i t h nothing tobr ing them together except for the o c c a s i o n a l moments when A l p h o n z e Mouzon ' s e xce l l en t drumming took charge and provided a d i r e c t i o n .

Now they ' ve sorted a l l that out — concentra t ing on s t rong , me lod i c , tunes w i th a d i s c e r n i b l e progress ion from start to f i n i s h . Y o u don ' t have to posess a Phd in mus ic to understand it anymore .

"Man In a green shirt", the opening

t rack , is the best examp le , w i th ins i s t en t drumming and equa l l y powerful bass attempting to move the song faster than it wants to go but cons tan t l y hav ing to

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give in to the stength of the melody l ine . A n exce l l en t number whose fee l is cont inued through the rest of s i d e one and part of s i d e two of s p e i c a l note are Dom Urn Romao ' s c on t r i bu t i ons , cons tan t l y adding co l our and fu l l n e s s to the s o und .

In shor t , the a lbum shows a more o rgan ised , uncluttered approach to M u s i c , than Weather report 's free-form leanings of a few years ago . More cont ro l has been imposed on "the sparks of Imagination that used to wander off and "Tale Splnnio" is an e x c e l l en t reason for l i s t en ing to th is band of undeniab le stature and Integrity who are a t last f ind ing an ai fd lence of some magni tude.

..JethroTull's " A Passion Play"

C r i t i c s wr i te g l i b l y about the past -and-

present c l a s s i c s of music w h i l s t some­

t imes m i s s i n g out the rea l gems under

their noses . A l m o s t a l l of them uniformly,

condemned th is a lbum as a technique- for-

t echn iques-sake l o s e r . F e w pra ises were

a i red and Je thro F u l l , unt i l then a h igh ly

a c c l a i m e d and respected group were

b lunt ly handed the i r cards . Hatchet jobs

galore — but they were a l l wrong .

T h i s is a truly c l a s s i c a l b u m . It

rounds off the whole progress ion of T u l l

from the 1968 B l u e s roots of "This Was",

through that f ine t r io of wax ings "Stand

Up", "Benefit", and "Aqualung", the

re t rospect i ve doub\e"Living In the past",

and then , c o n s c i o u s l y leav ing the s i n g l e s

j ing l es beh ind , "Thick as a brick" — a

we l l - cons t ruc t ed and interest ing s l i c e of

Ian A n d e r s o n ' s talent w h i c h was popular

f l ex ings of m u s i c a l musc le and adventure that were to be presented in more depth and comp lex i t y on "A Passion Play" .

It 's not an a lbum you can put on and instant ly l ike . A s w i th a l l the best th ings an i n i t i a l l ack of understanding has to be overcome by a c t u a l l y " l i s t e n i n g " to the t h i n g . The music is not for the c a s u a l ear but any trouble taken in s t i c k i n g w i th the p iece through repeated p lay ings is soon rewarded in f u l l . The genius and c l a s s , i n i t i a l l y hidden away by over lays of f au l t l e s s m u s i c i a n s h i p and the contro l of the e c c en t r i c one-legged piper, is then a l l owed to show i t s e l f . What at f i rst may have sounded mechan ica l and contr i ved — Herbie Mann meets E L P — e ventua l l y a l l o w s the main themes to come out of the undergrowth, and the textura l strengths of the mus ic have a chance to prove their worth . It 's a l l f ine l y -boned . cra f tsman I ike m u s i c - m a k i n g . Var i ed exped i t i ons on c l a r i n e t , saxophone , and f lute , c om­plementary piano-work by John E v a n , and metronomic p rec i son -p lay ing from Barriemore Bar lour and Jeffrey Hammond-Hammond combine to produce th is excep t i ona l a l b u m . It d idn ' t s e l l in m i l l i o n s but much good music is hidden away , ignored by the m a s s e s , wh i l e the rubbish r ece i ves the br ight - l i ghts treatment .Now, le t ' s hear it f o lks for showaddywaddy !

at the t ime and is now regarded by many as the band 's best work before degenerat ing into the se l f - indulgent ex t ravagance of "A Passion Play". In fact it is the

cu lm ina t i on that these a lbums were a l l leading up to. "Thick as a brick" was

the t r i a l run in fu l l - l eng th music over two s i d e s of v yny l and incorporated the f i rs t

Concerts Daryl Hall and John Oats/Amazing

Blondel

New Victoria Theatre

Much to my misfortune, A m a z i n g B l onde l seem to be the support ing ac t to too many of the concer ts I a t t e n d . A f ter much persone l suf fer ing I've found the best po l i cy to take when B l onde l trundle onto a s t age , is to make s tra ight for the nearest source of refreshment (usua l l y the bar ) . However , hav ing been despatched by the Ed i t o r to rev iew the ent i re proceed­ings tor F E L I X , I took my l i fe Into my own hands and somehow managed to s i t through the who l e se t .After a l I, I thought , the dynamic duo had been augmented by a bass -p laye r and drummer, perhaps th i s wou ld l i v en up their usua l l y t i resome of fer ings, and maybe - just maybe, they had wr i t t en a song that d i dn ' t have to be counted in w i th the proverbia l ... a-one-a two-e one-two-three-four!

I was wrong on both c o un t s .

'We've got two guys up here with us

tonight who hav'nt played in a place this

size before', the man s a i d , ' one ' s an undertaker and the other is a bricklayer'-

(after hear ing them I had no reason to d ispute t h i s ) . ' O K , this Is a song that we

don't know (sic), it goes something like

this - a-one, a-two-a one-two-three-four'.

A n d so it went on, every number-a-one a

-two » . * - - • for about the last half dozen songs , the band suf fer ing the acute embarresment of hav ing the t ime counted in for them by a great percentage of the a u d i e n c e .

It wou ld seem that I'm not the only one to have seen A m a z i n g B l o n d e l on previous o c c a s i o n s , as the s i z e of the audience q u i c k l y t r ip led on the i rdepar ture , to awa i t the a r r i v a l of Dary l H a l l and John Oates for the i r f i r s t appearence on a B r i t i s h s t a g e . T h e A m e r i c a n songwr l t lng duo, who by a l l a ccounts are about to break it b i g in the S ta t es , f lew in for a one-off g i g to promote their new R C A a lbum, s imp l y c a l l e d 'Daryl Hall and John Oates'. A l though not too w i d e l y known in th i s country as yet , it was ev ident from the recept ion they rece ived that w i th the re lease of two a lbums on A t l a n t i c ('Abandon Luncheonette' and

'War Babies'*) they have bu i l t up a cons ide rab l e r epu ta t i on .

Whi l s t B l onde l took bandlty to Its extreme, H a l l and Oates (together w i th their four-piece band) showed the f iner points of s l i c k Amer i c an p r o f e s i o n a l i s m . Fo r the u n i n i t i a t e d , the music is t ight and w e l l a r ranged , p lac ing the emphas is on strong l y r i c a l and melod ic content , a pleasant change from the e n d l e s s ' b o o g i e syndrome" that too many of their US counterparts e x h i b i t . A good example

would to l iken them to s ay , Stee ly D a n , a l though th is might be unfair in so much as the duo ' s music is as Ind iv idual to them as is B e c k e r and Fagens to the D a n ' s .

Most of the v o c a l i z i n g was done by H a l l , who a l s o played e l e c t r i c p iano and the o c c a s i o n a l mando l in , Oates tak ing the s l i g h t l y l esser role of rhythm gu i t a r/ harmony v o c a l s , a l though on h is few outings s i n g i n g the lead he handled the s i tua t i on more than competent l y . . The band too, d id nothing but enhance the performance w i t h their f ine m u s i c i a n s h i p and on-stage manner i sms, and It was qui te f i t t ing that they were brought back for two e n c o r e s .

With their new s ing l e ' C a m e l l i a ' , being g iven qui te a few rad io p l a y s , (although far too good to make our tepid charts ) the name of H a l l and Oates should spread a a l i t t le further, and in so do i ng , perhaps en t i ce the duo to return for further U K gigs . If they choose to do , then they shou ld not be m i s s e d at any c o s t .

Ian Morse

Concert reviews, previews and

theatre reviews on page 9.

F E L I X II

SPANISH CA VING by John Miller

The caving club is again very act ive. Th i s summer

it mounted its first expedition for three years,visiting

a remote area high up in the western end of the

Cantabrian Mountains in north Spain.

The expedition was in the field for six weeks,

during which we discovered and surveyed three

kilometers of cave passage. We had to go up to 1000 m

above sea level to find our most exciting discovery.

Cueva De Wueva, as we later christened it, even had

i ts ' own human skul l at the bottom of a 39m entrance

pitch .'Not a sign of human habitation we thought, but

perhaps someone murdered in the Spanish C i v i l War,

as we had already found in the entrance of another

cave an old machine gun. We eventually discovered two

kilometers of passage in this cave, some of it

30m high, our exploration through was ended by a

sump, where the water reached the roof .

If you want to find out more about caving and the

excitement we shared this summer you should join us

on one of our weekend meets. Our next meet is the

weekend of October 17th - 19th-and is in Derbyshire.

Our notice baord is just inside the entrance to the

Union if you wish to sign up and come along. '

F o r the f i rs t time in a number of years the Tab l e Tenn is C l u b Is compet ing in a league . The i n i t i a l matches began in the f i rst week of term, and the teams met w i th mixed fortune. L a c k of prac t i se was ev ident in the performances of both teams, however w i th many keen new members it is hoped that compet i t i on for a p lace in

the team w i l l improve the s t a n d a r d .

The Second team lost heav i l y to N C B IV 7 - 2 w i th both Steve and P a u l w inn ing one game . The F i r s t ' s avenged th is defeat somewhat , w i th a hard fought 5—4 w i n aga ins t N C B III though th i s was due main ly to K . w inn ing a l l three of h i s games .

T h i s year the c l u b has many new members and more wou ld be w e l c o m e . The c l u b room is on the third f loor of the Un ion at the E a s t end and is open at a l l t i m e s . The c l u b runs a ' l a d d e r ' and Knockout

tournaments and it is hoped that many fr iendly matches aga ins t other c o l l e g e s w i l l be a r ranged . I W i l l be in the c l u b room most Wednesday afternoons, s o come a long and j o i n .

C R O S S - C O U N T R Y London Transpor t ' s hope less ine f f i c i ency caused a s l i g h t

h i c c u p at the start of our new s e a s o n , we missed the t r a i n .

R a l l y i n g our s p i r i t s , and hoping the race would not start w i thout

u s , we caught the next s chedu l ed t r a i n , wh i ch i n c i d en ta l l y

s tops at more s ta t i ons than the tube to Ongar.

T o the race . It was the first U L t r i a l , Including a mob match w i th B l a ckhea th Harr iers at Hayes In K e n t . The course was a t e l l i n g one, i n c lud ing a " d e v a s t a t i o n h i l l " of over a mi le in length and 500 feet h i g h . One d id not e x a c t l y see exhausted runners s t r ewn a long the w a y s i d e , but it was enough to show that a l i t t l e more t ra in ing might be in order before out next match .

The lack of immunity to nett le beds only s l i g h t l y spo i l t what was a very en joy ­ab le c ou r s e . Rob A l l i n s o n led U L home to f i n i sh f i f th in 29mins 5 3 s e c s , third for U L was Ian E l l i s in fourteenth p o s i t i o n . A n d y Davey ran a good race to f i n i sh four

minutes ahead of Mike Welford ga in ing h imse l f the chance to buy V* of a jug . Dave J o n e s , r e ­cover ing from i l l n e s s , ran a fine race f i n i s h i n g a good 2'/2 minutes up on John Shearer .

U L aga in managed to lose to B l a c k h e a t h by 461 to 612 points wh i ch was not s u r p r i s i n g cons ide r ing they had only 2 runners in the f i r s t 13 p laces .

The post-race s ea r ch for rea l a le ended in fa i lure s o the team d i spe rsed end ing an enjoyable n r s t t i x ture .

The c l u b not ice board is in the Un i on by the c l oak room, if anyone is Interested in running for u s , each race w i l l be adver t i s ed t h e r e .

T A B L E T E N N I S by Trevor Walker

H O C K E Y by Jim Marshal Capt. Ist team

and Dave Balderston Capt 2nd team

The s e a s o n ' s exer t ions began on Saturday, br ing ing var ied resu l t s for the three teams invo lved .Due to Wednesday^ inc lement weather the t r i a l s were c a n c e l l e d , s o the strength of the teams was unce r ta in .

The Ist XI played R ichmond It 's who gava the c o l l e g e a s t i f f start to the s e a s o n , de feat ing them 2—1 . The team played qui te w e l l c ons ide r ing that th is was their f i rst game as a team and that four members had never played on a grass p i tch before. A n ear ly goal by R i c h m o n d , before the defence had se t t l ed down was e q u a l i s e d by a f ine ind i v i dua l effort from Trevor (Superstar) Tu tu just before hal f t ime . IC started the second hal f w e l l , when J i m Lat ter hit the post w i t h a good sho t , however our unfit s i d e were soon gasp ing and R ichmond scored the w i n n i n g goal in the last ten minutes . D e s p i t e the defeat th is performance was encourag ing for the rest of the s e a s o n . Team:- C Brown, J Cook, J

Marshall, M Lawless, I Hodges,

R Orlcan, J Latter, Afridi, T

Tutu, Fatanla, S Lee.

A n exper imenta l 2nd team faced strong oppos i t i on at Oster l ey to lose 8—2. In the f isrt hal f a s ing l e goa l by Bob Middle ton cha l l enged the home

teams three goa l lead but then lack of f i tness began to take its t o l l . IC conceded f i ve more goa ls In the second half before R Midd le ton scorco i l l s and the C o l l e g e s second g o a l ; a fine ind iv idua I effort. Team:- R Hutson, Callun, Vaz,

K Holden, Magney, D Balder-

stone, Isles, N Bell, D

Middleton, Gold ing .

The 3rd team showed great promise w i th a f ine 3—0 w i n ovor Mer tcn . Bruno speed scored a l l three goa ls and thereby qua l i f i ed h imse l f to buy a j u g .

Team:- Mackay, D Carlisle,

Barett, Tan, Charlton, P

Newell, C Parker (Capt), B

Speed. Parmar, Stanton N

Harrison.

IX. FELIX

" S P A G H E T T I

H O U S E "

S I E G E

C O N T I N U E S . Southside Refectory

surrounded by our Grime Reporter.

As the siege of the famous London spaghetti house, "Southside Refectory" moves into its third week, the police today revealed the identity of the vicious gunman who is holding 4,000 students hostage, as Victor (or "Cockroach") Mooney, a man well known in underworld circles for this type of crime. Tension remained high as reports came through that the gunman was in a nervous, irritable state, facing deteriorating sanitary conditions • and forced by lack of food to eat refectory meals.

What s tar ted off a s a s imp l e attempt to rob 4,000 s tudents of the i r grants by charg ing r i d i c u l o u s l y high pr ices for Inedible food has deve loped into one of the most d i f f i cu l t c a s e s the po l ice in th i s area have ever had to h a n d l e . They are f o l l ow ing a

" l o w p r o f i l e " , " n o n - p o l i t i c a l "

po l i c y hop ing that In the course

of time the gunman w i l l just

g i ve h imse l f u p .

Madman

The man in charge of the p o l i c e operat ion i s Ch i e f Superintendent Peter Teague (or " S u p e r " a s the genera l

pub l i c have come to know him) He defended the present po l i ce at t i tude of " w a i t and s e e " when he s a i d " W e are obv i ous l y dea l ing w i th a madman here and care must be t a k e n . Ho has ' . , demanded 12p for a yoghurt and 15p for a pork p ie . God knows what might happen if we moved i n ! "

Critics

However , th is has fa i l ed to s i l e n c e c r i t i c s of po l i ce inac t i v i t y who say that even higher rahsom demands may be made If tougher a c t i o n is not taken .

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IMPERIAL C O L L E G E RADIO S T A T I O N invites aH members of the college, particularly those resident in halls to it's AGM in the SENIOR COMMON ROOM at 12.45 TODAY. Please note that A L L mem­bers of college may vote or stand in the elections as this will be the first AGM of the station.

SUNDAY 12 OCT 3.00

AND

WEDNESDAY 15 OCT 7.30

UNION CONCERT HALL

I C R U G B Y C L U B

S W E E P S T A K E

Following the success of last year's sweepstake, this venture will be continued, to finance an Easter tour. The sweepstake operates by taking the first 20 rugby results from the 'Sunday Express'and numbering them from 1 to 20. Each participant in the sweepstake is allocated three of these numbers. The person with the numbers corresponding to the highest aggregate of points each week, wins £5.

The weekly entry fee is 10p and for the 25 Saturdays of the College season the gentry fee is £2 .50 . A L L club members are urged to participate to ensure a good profit to finance the tour.

For details see John Smith, C i v . E n g . 3; Mike Gibson Physics 2; Paul Robins Maths 2 or Adrain Williams Physics 2.

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