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3^ EVERY FORTNIGHT NO.44. 23 JANUARY 1953. I M PER OLLEGE R A G E S IN T H E UNION. WHAT IS 2 9 ? Towards horrified to •which in tho .dining hall, disgusting w has now been a black bowl had been t their places small figure the end of last term the Union was find that the well known stuffed animals se days.adorned the walls of the lower had been behatted. Particularly as a lovely deer head (the Latin name removed and is lost to us) which carried er. Also, several fine sets of antlers en away, and tioycle handlebars put in Underneath was painted in white a REST OF THE NEWS. The natural History 3oc. held their usual party ..t the end of last tern. The highlight was an 'oratorio presented by the Rex Dadd Philharmonic Orchestra and the II.II. Choral Society. Father Christmas, thinly disguised as Dr. Murray, distributed prizes ranging from wet kipper to a potato and a lump of sugar. Otherwise, we have little news to offer. I t i s rather late for us to herald the arrival of Professor P .i. .3 .iilackett, who »a» appointed at tne end of last term to head the xhysics Department in place of Sir G.P.Thomson, who i s now Master of Corpus Christl. Cambridge. Mr. J.C. Matchieson has been appointed to the Chair of Lining, and Professor A.J.3. Pippard has taken over from Professor Willis Jackson for another three year term as Dean of Guilds. A rather hastily collected I. C. debating "team was defeated on the second day of term in the first round of the 'J. L. Debating Tournament. Drawn at home to Westminster College, I. C. proposed "that conscience is an unmitigated nuisance" and although ithe team appeared fully convinced by their own arguments, the result was a win for Westminster by 64 to 55 debating points. On Friday Jan. 16th the I.C. Conservative Group held a debate with the Royal Holloway College Conservative Society on the motion that "The Women of today are more masculine than those of yesterday, and the Men are more feminine." A lively discussion was held on the comparison between the two sexes in such things as choosing hats and coats, and the clothes worn by them in history: men having perms today: such women as Eoedeoia:the lack of women in Parliament inspite of the efforts of Mrs Pankhurst: and womens 1 rugger and soccer teams in Lancashire. The motion was defeated 4 For and 6 Against with 1 abstention. The debate was followed by an expedition to the Strand Theatre to see "The River Line" which was a great success. On Saturday,the terpsichorean year began with an Informal Dance run by R.C.S. Union. The organ- isers are to be congratulated upon giving a VBry enjoyable evening and upon decorating the Gym in a novel (and inexpensive) fashion. BE A DEVIL COME TO THE CARNIVAL FRIDAY IJ™ FEE 195} At aDOUt the same time the lamps which illuminate the imposing steps leading from Prince Consort Road to the statue of the late Prince Consort were subjected to an even more repellant attack. They were coated with pieces of perforated paper, each one lelicately coloured, so that a dignified and charging /ictorian terrace became a pantomine piece, garish and vulgar. Again, one of these papers (and Heaven 'mows who was low enough to procure such material) was marked with a figure 29. Speculation is rife. Whispers of Mau Mau and the Klu Klux Klan .^re common, but Authority believes bhat the Red Menace is more likely to be o ..t t h e bottom of things. Members of R.C.S. Union have different ideas. CARNIVAL SUCCESS. This year's Guilds 1 Carnival "fiesta" was much less like Bok-Bok, or an Eton ivall-game, than previous affairs. The decoration scheme was ambitious, and mightily successful in the Gym, where the essential purpose of making familiar places look freshly different was achieved best. The downstairs decoration ideas also deserve men- . tion, particularly the detail of turning the Refectory doors into bookcases, out tne overall effect was incomplete for lack of more materials and curtains; and lack of assistance. In fact, as is too usual, the whole affair appeared to be under construction by a total of twenty people, and the volunteer party to clear it up numbered less than half that. However, perhaps the organ- izers of Carnivals have begun tC learn the. lesson that they can rely only on their immediate friends. The judging of the costumes dragged on too long, and everybody had different ideas from the harassed judges. After the lesson of hired cabarets of the past two years, Guilds produced a better amateur show, largely their own, that was received with attention and applause. If their subjects, of student contribution, were excursions near the old and hoary, at least they were done with wit and presented with a light air. The Spanish dancers who topped the bill had already limbered up early •in the evening, but were still much the Anglo- Saxons - that most of them were - until they got warmed up again. They were worth every minute that their soloist, Miss Rosalind Philips, was on the floor. The President of Guilds neatly evaded the demands for a Calypso, throughout the evening. LATE NEWS Refectory Committee TUESDAY NIGHT; Refectory Committee decided no action yet on possibility of residents ha ving supper £hour earlier then others in Union.Previously RCS * Gui- lds Union meetings felt split undesirable,but sym- pathised with residents.Mines thought week-end meals early for residents would help.ICWA favoured split,but said it would help i f residents could buy their own separate meat rationsdrrro^siMe by MoF regulations.Amount of food available to refect- ory does not,in any case,depend on ration books,but only on number of meals served J,A number of resid- ents including 'some at the Comm.Meeting,opposed separation.Thusr most of I.C.was against the meas- ure,* it was dropped. OTHER BUSINSSS;Whisky * rum down from 2/3 to 1/9. Price list to appear in Far.New pastry ovens shot Juld operate next week. 1 Brighter food 1 should appear next Friday.A separate coff*e urn,away from main queue*, i n Mew Lounge .5/- deposit to be charged on crockery borrowed by clubs etc. ATTENTION is called to buffet service in lower dining hall on Saturday dance nights,available to all, Serviee may stop if insufficiently supported. We spoloerlse for hurried typing in the late news.
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EVERY FORTNIGHT

NO.44. 23 JANUARY 1953.

I M P E R O L L E G E

R A G E S I N T H E U N I O N .

W H A T I S 2 9 ?

Towards h o r r i f i e d t o •which i n t h o . d i n i n g h a l l , d i s g u s t i n g w has now been a b l a c k b o w l had been t t h e i r p l a c e s s m a l l f i g u r e

t h e end o f l a s t t e r m t h e U n i o n was f i n d t h a t t h e w e l l known s t u f f e d a n i m a l s

se d a y s . a d o r n e d t h e w a l l s o f t h e l o w e r had been b e h a t t e d . P a r t i c u l a r l y

as a l o v e l y d e e r head ( t h e L a t i n name

removed and i s l o s t t o u s ) w h i c h c a r r i e d e r . A l s o , s e v e r a l f i n e s e t s o f a n t l e r s en away, and t i o y c l e h a n d l e b a r s p u t i n

U n d e r n e a t h was p a i n t e d i n w h i t e a

R E S T O F T H E N E W S .

The n a t u r a l H i s t o r y 3oc. h e l d t h e i r u s u a l p a r t y ..t t h e end o f l a s t t e r n . The h i g h l i g h t was an ' o r a t o r i o p r e s e n t e d by t h e Rex Dadd P h i l h a r m o n i c O r c h e s t r a and t h e II.II. C h o r a l S o c i e t y . F a t h e r C h r i s t m a s , t h i n l y d i s g u i s e d a s D r . M u r r a y , d i s t r i b u t e d p r i z e s r a n g i n g f r o m wet k i p p e r t o a p o t a t o and a lump o f s u g a r .

O t h e r w i s e , we have l i t t l e news t o o f f e r . I t i s r a t h e r l a t e f o r us t o h e r a l d t h e a r r i v a l o f P r o f e s s o r P . i . .3 . i i l a c k e t t , who »a» a p p o i n t e d a t t n e end o f l a s t t e r m t o head t h e x h y s i c s D e p a r t m e n t i n p l a c e o f S i r G.P.Thomson, who i s now M a s t e r o f C o r p u s C h r i s t l .

C a m b r i d g e .

Mr. J.C. M a t c h i e s o n has b e e n a p p o i n t e d t o t h e C h a i r o f L i n i n g , a n d P r o f e s s o r A . J . 3 . P i p p a r d has t a k e n o v e r f r o m P r o f e s s o r W i l l i s J a c k s o n f o r a n o t h e r t h r e e y e a r t e r m as Dean o f G u i l d s .

A r a t h e r h a s t i l y c o l l e c t e d I . C. d e b a t i n g "team was d e f e a t e d on t h e s e c o n d day o f t e r m i n t h e f i r s t r o u n d o f t h e 'J. L. D e b a t i n g Tournament. Drawn a t home t o W e s t m i n s t e r C o l l e g e , I . C. p r o p o s e d " t h a t c o n s c i e n c e i s a n u n m i t i g a t e d n u i s a n c e " and a l t h o u g h i t h e team a p p e a r e d f u l l y c o n v i n c e d by t h e i r own a r g u m e n t s , t h e r e s u l t was a w i n f o r W e s t m i n s t e r by 64 t o 55 d e b a t i n g p o i n t s .

On F r i d a y J a n . 1 6 t h t h e I.C. C o n s e r v a t i v e Group h e l d a d e b a t e w i t h t h e R o y a l H o l l o w a y C o l l e g e C o n s e r v a t i v e S o c i e t y on t h e m o t i o n t h a t "The Women o f t o d a y a r e more m a s c u l i n e t h a n t h o s e o f y e s t e r d a y , and t h e Men a r e more f e m i n i n e . " A l i v e l y d i s c u s s i o n was h e l d on t h e c o m p a r i s o n b e t w e e n t h e two s e x e s i n s u c h t h i n g s a s c h o o s i n g h a t s and c o a t s , and t h e c l o t h e s worn by them i n h i s t o r y : men h a v i n g perms t o d a y : s u c h women a s E o e d e o i a : t h e l a c k o f women i n P a r l i a m e n t i n s p i t e o f t h e e f f o r t s o f Mrs P a n k h u r s t : and womens 1

r u g g e r a n d s o c c e r teams i n L a n c a s h i r e . The m o t i o n was d e f e a t e d 4 F o r and 6 A g a i n s t w i t h

1 a b s t e n t i o n . The d e b a t e was f o l l o w e d b y a n e x p e d i t i o n t o t h e

S t r a n d T h e a t r e t o see "The R i v e r L i n e " w h i c h was a g r e a t s u c c e s s .

On S a t u r d a y , t h e t e r p s i c h o r e a n y e a r b e g a n w i t h an I n f o r m a l Dance r u n b y R.C.S. U n i o n . The o r g a n ­i s e r s a r e t o be c o n g r a t u l a t e d u p o n g i v i n g a V B r y e n j o y a b l e e v e n i n g and upon d e c o r a t i n g t h e Gym i n a n o v e l (and i n e x p e n s i v e ) f a s h i o n .

B E A D E V I L

C O M E T O T H E

C A R N I V A L

F R I D A Y I J ™ F E E 1 9 5 }

A t aDOUt t h e same t i m e t h e lamps w h i c h i l l u m i n a t e t h e i m p o s i n g s t e p s l e a d i n g f r o m P r i n c e C o n s o r t Road t o t h e s t a t u e o f t h e l a t e P r i n c e C o n s o r t were s u b j e c t e d t o an even more r e p e l l a n t a t t a c k . They were c o a t e d w i t h p i e c e s o f p e r f o r a t e d paper, e a c h one l e l i c a t e l y c o l o u r e d , so t h a t a d i g n i f i e d and c h a r g i n g / i c t o r i a n t e r r a c e became a p a n t o m i n e p i e c e , g a r i s h and v u l g a r . A g a i n , one o f t h e s e p a p e r s (and Heaven 'mows who was l o w enough t o p r o c u r e s u c h m a t e r i a l ) was marked w i t h a f i g u r e 29.

S p e c u l a t i o n i s r i f e . W h i s p e r s o f Mau Mau and the K l u K l u x K l a n .^re common, but A u t h o r i t y b e l i e v e s bhat t h e Red Menace i s more l i k e l y t o be o..t t h e bottom o f t h i n g s . Members o f R.C.S. U n i o n h a v e d i f f e r e n t i d e a s .

CARNIVAL SUCCESS. T h i s y e a r ' s G u i l d s 1 C a r n i v a l " f i e s t a " was

much l e s s l i k e Bok-Bok, o r a n E t o n i v a l l - g a m e , t h a n p r e v i o u s a f f a i r s . The d e c o r a t i o n scheme was a m b i t i o u s , and m i g h t i l y s u c c e s s f u l i n t h e Gym, where t h e e s s e n t i a l p u r p o s e o f m a k i n g f a m i l i a r p l a c e s l o o k f r e s h l y d i f f e r e n t was a c h i e v e d b e s t . The d o w n s t a i r s d e c o r a t i o n i d e a s a l s o d e s e r v e men-

. t i o n , p a r t i c u l a r l y t h e d e t a i l o f t u r n i n g t h e R e f e c t o r y d o o r s i n t o b o o k c a s e s , o u t t n e o v e r a l l e f f e c t was i n c o m p l e t e f o r l a c k o f more m a t e r i a l s and c u r t a i n s ; and l a c k o f a s s i s t a n c e . I n f a c t , as i s t o o u s u a l , t h e w h o l e a f f a i r a p p e a r e d t o be u n d e r c o n s t r u c t i o n by a t o t a l o f t w e n t y p e o p l e , and t h e v o l u n t e e r p a r t y t o c l e a r i t up numbered l e s s t h a n h a l f t h a t . However, p e r h a p s t h e o r g a n ­i z e r s o f C a r n i v a l s have begun t C l e a r n the. l e s s o n t h a t t h e y c a n r e l y o n l y on t h e i r i m m e d i a t e f r i e n d s .

The j u d g i n g o f t h e c o s t u m e s d r a g g e d on t o o l o n g , and e v e r y b o d y h a d d i f f e r e n t i d e a s f r o m t h e h a r a s s e d j u d g e s .

A f t e r t h e l e s s o n o f h i r e d c a b a r e t s o f t h e p a s t two y e a r s , G u i l d s p r o d u c e d a b e t t e r a m a t e u r show, l a r g e l y t h e i r own, t h a t was r e c e i v e d w i t h a t t e n t i o n and a p p l a u s e . I f t h e i r s u b j e c t s , o f s t u d e n t c o n t r i b u t i o n , were e x c u r s i o n s n e a r t h e o l d and h o a r y , a t l e a s t t h e y were done w i t h w i t and p r e s e n t e d w i t h a l i g h t a i r . The S p a n i s h d a n c e r s who t o p p e d t h e b i l l h a d a l r e a d y l i m b e r e d up e a r l y • i n t h e e v e n i n g , b u t were s t i l l much t h e A n g l o -S axons - t h a t m o s t o f them were - u n t i l t h e y g o t warmed up a g a i n . They w e r e w o r t h e v e r y m i n u t e t h a t t h e i r s o l o i s t , M i s s R o s a l i n d P h i l i p s , was on t h e f l o o r .

The P r e s i d e n t o f G u i l d s n e a t l y e v a d e d t h e demands f o r a C a l y p s o , t h r o u g h o u t t h e e v e n i n g .

L A T E N E W S — R e f e c t o r y C o m m i t t e e

TUESDAY NIGHT; R e f e c t o r y C o m m i t t e e d e c i d e d no a c t i o n y e t on p o s s i b i l i t y o f r e s i d e n t s ha v i n g s u p p e r £hour e a r l i e r t h e n o t h e r s i n U n i o n . P r e v i o u s l y RCS * G u i ­l d s U n i o n m e e t i n g s f e l t s p l i t u n d e s i r a b l e , b u t sym­p a t h i s e d w i t h r e s i d e n t s . M i n e s t h o u g h t week-end m e a l s e a r l y f o r r e s i d e n t s w o u l d h e l p . I C W A f a v o u r e d

s p l i t , b u t s a i d i t w o u l d h e l p i f r e s i d e n t s c o u l d buy t h e i r own s e p a r a t e meat r a t i o n s d r r r o ^ s i M e by MoF r e g u l a t i o n s . A m o u n t o f f o o d a v a i l a b l e t o r e f e c t ­o r y d o e s n o t , i n any c a s e , d e p e n d on r a t i o n b o o k s , b u t o n l y on number o f m e a l s s e r v e d J,A number o f r e s i d ­e n t s i n c l u d i n g 'some a t t h e C o m m . M e e t i n g , o p p o s e d

s e p a r a t i o n . T h u s r m o s t o f I.C.was a g a i n s t t h e meas­u r e , * i t was d r o p p e d .

OTHER B U S I N S S S ; W h i s k y * rum down f r o m 2/3 t o 1/9. P r i c e l i s t t o a p p e a r i n Far.New p a s t r y o v e n s s h o t

J u l d o p e r a t e n e x t week. 1 B r i g h t e r f o o d 1 s h o u l d a p p e a r n e x t F r i d a y . A s e p a r a t e c o f f * e u r n , a w a y f r o m m a i n queue*, i n Mew L o u n g e . 5 / - d e p o s i t t o be c h a r g e d on c r o c k e r y b o r r o w e d by c l u b s e t c .

ATTENTION i s c a l l e d t o b u f f e t s e r v i c e i n l o w e r d i n i n g h a l l on S a t u r d a y d a n c e n i g h t s , a v a i l a b l e t o

a l l , S e r v i e e may s t o p i f i n s u f f i c i e n t l y s u p p o r t e d .

We s p o l o e r l s e f o r h u r r i e d t y p i n g i n t h e l a t e news.

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A l t h o u g h P r e s i d e n t o f t h e H.C.3. ; nd S e c r e t a r y l a s t y e a r , J o h n H a r d i n g i s a l s o w e l l -known as a l e a d i n g member o f t h e D r a m a t i c S o c i e t y amongst whom he i s more r e a d i l y known as " W i l l y " a f t e r h i s c e l e b r a t e d p e r f o r m a n c e . B u t t h e S o c i e t y ' s r e c e n t c h o i c e o f p l a y , "The J e a l o u s W i f e " , was h a r d l y t h e o p p o r t u n i t y f o r i t s c a s t t o e n j o y t h e f u n and games e x p e c t e d i n an e i g h t e e n t h C e n t u r y Comedy, and J o h n , as t h e d i s s o l u t e and l e i s u r e d f o p L o r d T r i n k e t , was n o t g i v e n f u l l employment i n h i s p a r t i n g a p p e a r a n c e f o r the S o c i e t y .

W i l l y i s a d i f f i c u l t p e r s o n t o a n a l y s e beyond t h e f i r s t o b s e r v a t i o n t h a t an a r t i s t i c b e n t ( i n a . c r e a t i v e n o t p r e c i o u s s e n s e ) i s a g r e a t e r e l e m e n t i n h i s c h a r a c t e r t h a n i s p l a i n f o r c e . He keeps i n m i n d many f l u e n t i d e a s and a c c u r a t e comments on e v e n t s , b u t he i s r e l u c t a n t t o t h r u s t them f o r w a r d t o o q u i c k l y i n p u b l i c . One i s t h e r e f o r e s u r p r i s e d a t h i s s u c c e s s i n the R.C.S. U n i o n , a s w e l l as i n o u r e n t e r t a i n m e n t w o r l d . On o c c a s i o n s t h e s e two i n t e r e s t s s u i t e a c h o t h e r ' s demands w e l l , b u t on o t h e r s we f i n d t h a t h i s s p e e c h e s a t r e c e p t i o n s a r e more s e r i o u s t h a n s u i t t h e i r f u n c t i o n . These p e r h a p s l a c k r e h e a r s a l , t h o u g h r e h e a r s a l a l o n e d i d n o t p r o d u c e t h e a c t i n g o f W i l l y i n "Off t h e R e c o r d " . He has t r u l y p r o d u c e d such e f f e c t i v e l y t i m e d and c o m p l e t e c h a r a c t e r s on o u r s t a g e t h a t we have o v e r l o o k e d t h e c o n c e n t r a t i o n and w o r k i n v o l v e d , and we have begun t o assume that he s h o u l d mould h i m s e l f t o a f o r e i g n n e r v e l e s s c h a r a c t e r a t a l l t i m e s .

K r e s h e r s w i l l h a v e met him at r e c e p t i o n s , and some Chemists w i l l have known h i m as t h e d e m o n s t r a t o r who p u t o u t t h e i r e a r l i e r e x p e r i ­m e n t a l f i r e s ; b u t e v e n these, t o g e t h e r w i t h h i s a p p e a r a n c e at U n i o n meetings, and t h e f a c t s of h i s l i f e do n o t add up t o t h e w h o l e H a r d i n g . Commonsense he may have g a i n e d f r o m b e i n g tossed a r o u n d i n w a r - t i m e e v a c u a t i o n , and f r o m t a k i n g M a t r i c a t a Co-Ed. s c h o o l . S u c c e s s i n obtaining a R o y a l S c h o l a r s h i p came a f t e r two y e a r s i n a s c h o o l o f b o y s o n l y , and he came t o the R.C.S. C h e m i s t r y D e p a r t m e n t i n 1948 at the age of s e v e n t e e n , a y e a r e a r l i e r t h a n he expected. He t h u s m i s s e d h i s t u r n a s Head Boy a t Schools here i s t h e l i n k t h a t has l e a d t o h i s b e i n g Head Boy o f t h e R.C.S., and a l s o to h i s p r o f e s s i o n of i n t e r e s t i n i n d u s t r i a l a d m i n i s t r a t i o n now t h a t the s p e l l o f r e s e a r c h i s coming t o a n end.

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At t h i s t i m e o f y e a r I soend more t i m e t h a n I w o u l d w i s h i n r e n d e r i n g s t u d e n t ^ ' t e c h n i c a l t e x t s i n t o E n g l i s h , so I must o b j e c t t o t h e i d e a s ex­p r e s s e d by "A.R.B." i n " V i e w p o i n t " i n y o u r i s s u e o f Dec. l ? t h , i f o n l y i n s e l f - d e f e n c e . I have • l i t t l e enoueh t i m e f o r c o r r e c t i n g i n a d v e r t e n t e r r o r s : I have none w h a t e v e r f o r d e l i b e r a t e ones o f t h e k i n d p u t f o r w a r d b y "A.R.B."

W i t h a p p a r e n t l y c h a r a c t e r i s t i c modesty, "A.R.B." c o u p l e s h i s own name w i t h t h a t o f G.B.S. ( p u t t i n g h i s own f i r s t ) a s a r e f o r m e r o f o u r s p e l l i n g . He does n o t seem t o r e a l i s e t h a t Shaw's s p e l l i n g was an i d i o s y n c r a s y t o l e r a t e d by most p e o p l e i n one o f t h e f o r e m o s t w i t s o f t h e age. I f t h e c i t i z e n s had w i s h e d t o a d o p t t h i s s p e l l i n g t h e y w o u l d have done so a l r e a d y . When "A.R.B." a t t a i n s Shaw's s t a n d a r d o f w i t , and e x h i b i t s Shaw's m a s t e r y o f E n g l i s h , he w i l l be a b l e t o g e t away w i t h Shaw's s p e l l i n g . Then, and n o t b e f o r e .

I t i s a b s u r d f o r "A.R.B." t o a s s e r t t h a t m i l l i o n s o f p e o p l e h a v e h e l p e d t o d e v e l o p t h e E n g l i s h l a n g u a g e , and t h e n name o n l y two o f them. Many p e r s o n s w o u l d b e h a r d o u t t o i t t o name more t h a n t w e n t y s u c h d e v e l o p e r s . And t h e r e c a n be l i t t l e d oubt t h a t t h e p o p u l a r J o u r n a l i s t has a t l e a s t as much i n f l u e n c e as " l i i t e h a l l i n t h e d e v e l o p m e n t ( s o t o c a l l i t ) o f t h e E n g l i s h l a n g u a g e a t t h e p r e s e n t t i m e . I n c i d e n t a l l y , does "A. R. 3. " i n c l u d e "W.S.C." among h i s p r o v i d e r s o f " M i n i s t e r i a l p l a t i t u d e s and e v a s i o n s " ?

F u r t h e r on, "A.R.B." t e l l s u s t h a t he o c c a ­s i o n a l l y m i s s e s out " r e d u n d a n t " v o w e l s . I c a n a s s u r e him t h a t t h e r e i s a much more numerous com­pany t h a t a l w a y s m i s s e s o u t what i t t h i n k s t o be s u p e r f l u o u s c o n s o n a n t s . I spend t o o much o f my t i m e i n r e s t o r i n g t h e s e c o n d "m" t o "accommodate", i n t h e t e x t s r e f e r r e d t o above; t h i s p a r t i c u l a r e r r o r a p p e a r s a l s o i n t h e a d v e r t i s e m e n t s i n y o u r i s s u e o f Dec. 1 2 t h . Even more t i m e i s sp e n t i n a l t e r i n g s e n t e n c e s t o r e a d s i n g u l a r o r p l u r a l t h r o u g h o u t : d u p l i c i t y o f t h i s k i n d i n p r o v i d e d by "A.R.B." a t t h e end o f h i s t h i r d p a r a g r a p h .

The a n s w e r t o "A.R.B. ".'s f i n a l q u e s t i o n must be, I f e a r , "Yes, you a r e " , i f o n l y b e c a u s e i t i s not c l e a r i n w h i c h d i r e c t i o n "A.R.B." has t a k e n h i s s t e o . H i s s p e l l i n g i n c l i n e s o c c a s i o n a l l y t o ! r . Shaw, b u t h i s u s e o f " f r u s t r a t e " , " d i f f e r e n ­t i a t e " , " r e a c t i o n a r y " a n d " r e d u n d a n t " shows t h a t l o v e o f t h e o v e r w o r k e d l o n g word w h i c h marks so many o f o u r p o p u l a r j o u r n a l i s t s .

I t i s u s u a l l y a g r e e d t h a t t h e o b j e c t o f most w r i t t e n work i s t o p e r s u a d e t h e r e a d e r t o a c c e o t t h e s t a t e m e n t s o f t h e w r i t e r . To do t h i s , t h e t e x t must c o n f o r m t o t h e u s u a l s t a n d a r d s ( n o t n e c e s s a r i l y t h e grammar-book s t a n d a r d s ) o f grammar, s p e l l i n g a n d p u n c t u a t i o n . I f i t d o e s n o t , t h e r e a d e r w i l l b e i r r i t a t e d , and i f he i s i r r i t a t e d he w i l l not be p e r s u a d e d . So t h a t t h e w r i t e r who u s e s f a n c y s p e l l i n g and p u n c t u a t i o n goes some way t o d e f e a t h i s own p r o p e r o b j e c t , w h i c h i s t h e p e r s u a s i o n and c o n v i c t i o n o f h i s r e a d e r s .

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A p a r t f r o m p e r s o n a l r e m a r k s , "F.T.P'"s a r g u m e n t i s n o t v e r y c o n v i n c i n g . My a r t i c l e was w r i t t e n t o j u s t i f y my p r a c t i s e o f w r i t i n g " c a n t , d o n t , w o u l d n t , and i s n t " i n s e r i o u s p r o s e . To d i s m i s s t h e s e e x p r e s s i o n s a s " d e l i b e r a t e m i s t a k e s " i s t o b e g t h e w h o l e i s s u e . And t o a t t a c k my p r o p o s a l s on t h e g r o u n d s o f t h e i r i r r i t a t i n g t h e r e a d e r i s no r e a l argument, f o r t h e i r r i t a t i o n w o u l d s o o n d i s a p p e a r , and w o u l d be f o l l o w e d b y p l e a s u r e a t t h e c o n v e n i e n c e c a u s e d by my method. _ f j s . f : y o u r own e x p e r i e n c e s on a t t a i n i n g a more t h a n ' S u p e r f i c i a l c o n t a c t w i t h A m e r i c a n b o o k s ) . "'' No d o u b t t h e Romans g r u m b l e d when A r a b i c n u m e r a l s came i n . Im a t t a c k e d f o r m e n t i o n i n g o n l y two p e o p l e o u t o f t h e m i l l i o n s who e v o l v e d S h a k e s p e a r e E n g l i s h f r o m C h a u c e r Saxon. P e r h a p s I was a l i t t l e l a z y , b u t I d o n t know t h e names o f most o f them. A l s o , I v e r e a d many a C h u r c h i l l i a n p l a t i t u d e and c l i c h S . "F.T.P", no d o u b t , d o e s n t b e l i e v e i n s u n s p o t s . B u t why s h o u l d I b r i n g r e d h e r r i n g i n ? Im g e t t i n g as bad as him!

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l i b e r t y , i n t i m a c y , i s o l a t i o n and b e a u t y . "

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• i s s u e , t he G e n e r a l S t u d i e s L e c t u r e s rare a-g r e a t boon to u s , b u t t h e r e i s a d a n g e r t h a t , l i k e T.V., t h e y w i l l demand l i t t l e c o n s c i o u s e f f o r t f r o m t he s t u d e n t s . However, t h e y a r e a means o f s t i r r i n g up a l a r g e p r o p o r t i o n o f o u r c o l l e g e u n d e r g r a d u a t e p o p u l a t i o n t h a t was n e v e r p o s s i b l e by t h e s m a l l numbers i n v o l v e d i n a T o u c h s t o n e weekend, and i n the p r a c t i c a l numbers t h a t c a n a t t e n d D i n n e r i n H a l l t o a d v a n t a g e .

l w o u i a s u g g e s t that, l u r t n e r changes a r e made i n o u r s t u d e n t h a b i t s aimed a t m a k i n g u n d e r ­g r a d u a t e s c o n s t a n t l y aware o f t h e i r r e s p o n s i b l e s t a t u s i n f u t u r e s o c i e t y , and I c a n t h i n k o f no more a p p r o p r i a t e measure t h a n the a p p a r e n t l y r e t r o ­g r a d e s t e p o f i n t r o d u c i n g u n d e r g r a d u a t e gowns, and r e q u i r i n g t h e s e to be worn a t a l l l e c t u r e s .

The c o s t o f s i m p l e gowns w o u l d be w e l l r e ­p a i d i n the s a v i n g o f wear o n c l o t h e s , and t h e a p p e a r a n c e o f the c o l l e g e a t Commemoration and o t h e r a s s e m b l i e s w o u l d be v a s t l y i m p r o v e d . A gown I s an e x c e l l e n t p e n - w i p e r . I t i s a l s o a p r o t e c t i o n a g a i n s t l e c t u r e - t h e a t r e d r a u g h t s , and , a g a i n s t t he l i g h t r a i n o f the s e a s o n s .

Y o u r s e t c , 3H..

P O L I T I C A L S O C I E T Y R E P O R T .

Reviewing the a c t i v i t i e s during the past term of the P o l i t i c a l Society and i t s constituent groups one r e a l i z e s •that students do not give t h i s important society s u f f i c i e n t support. The r e a l aim of the P o l . S o c , of which a l l students are members, i s to i n t e r e s t and inform students i n the vi«ws of the p o l i t i c a l p a r t i e s .

The society s t a r t e d the term w i t h high hopes and a f u l l program le, but lack of support caused a number of discussions t o be cancelled. The f i r s t item on the P o l . S o c , programs was the annual Freshers t e a held i n conjunction with the l i t . and Deb. Soc.

The f o l l o w i n g day the Conservative Group held t h e i r A.G.M. where they elected o f f i c e r s f o r t h i s session, drafted a c o n s t i t u t i o n , and arranged t o hold a se r i e s of discussions. Due t o lack of support only one was held. This was on "The future of the Labour Party'.' The number present was le s s tnan h a l f a dozen even though open t o a l l who wished t o attend.

The S o c i a l i s t group fared s l i g h t l y b e t t e r , holding three meetings. The f i r s t of them, was addressed by Gordon Schaffer on "German Rearmament'.' As he had v i s i t e d Germany severa l times i n the past few years he could t a l k from p r a c t i c a l knowledge. On November 7th the "Problem of Kenya" was discusseds t h i s was l e d by a Kenya student so that f i r s t hand knowledge was again a v a i l a b l e .

The L i b e r a l liroup, the smallest., d i d not hold any meetings during the term. A j o i n t meeting at I.C. with the U.L. L i b e r a l Federation at which Mr. Ronald Walker, the President of the L i b e r a l P a r t y , was to speak unfortunatly had t o be cancelled.

The p o l i t i c a l a c t i v i t i e s of the term ended w i t h a v i s i t

by 5 members of the P o l . S o c , to the House of Commons.

The man who c a n l i v e f o r t o d a y f o r g e t f u l o f t h e p a s t , i n d i f f e r e n t t o t h e f u t u r e , i s a man f u l l o f wisdom.

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What l i t t l e t h e r e i s , i s g o o d : b u t t h e d u l l , c l o g g i n g f a c t u a l i t y o f t h e R e v i e w s e c t i o n o v e r ­powers any l i t e r a r y c o n t e n t P h o e n i x may h a v e . M e s s r s Goss a n d Cohen h a v e h a n d l e d t h e S p o r t and S o c i a l C l u b s e c t i o n s e f f e c t i v e l y - t h e f o r m e r h a v i n g b e e n a d m i r a b l y , o u t s p o k e n t h o u g h o v e r -p r o f u s e o f e x c l a m a t i o n m a r k s , and Mr. Cohen mak­i n g a chunk o f u n r e a d a b l e f a c t b a r e l y r e a d a b l e , a c r e d i t a b l e r e s u l t w i t h a u c h u n p r o m i s i n g m a t e r i a l .

T h a t four:; d e p a r t i n g p r o f e s s o r s s h o u l d s i m u l ­t a n e o u s l y r e q u i r e " p r o f i l i n g " was t o u g h l u c k on t h e E d i t o r , bound a s he was t o do h i s d u t y . The f o u r r e s u l t i n g a c c o u n t s a r e v a l u a b l e i n t h a t t h e y r e p r e s e n t t h e s o r t o f l i v e s t h e b e s t o f u s may hope t o l e a d ; b u t t h e y a r e n o t l i t e r a t u r e . I n t h e c i r c u m s t a n c e s , t h e P h o t o g r a p h i c E x h i b i t i o n a c c o u n t m i g h t have been c u t a l i t t l e , t o make t h e R e v i e w l e s s b u l k y , t h o u g h i t was w e l l d o ne. The same a p p l i e s t o t h e D r a m a t i c C r i t i c i s m , a r a p i e r -s h a r p a n a l y s i s p r e s e n t e d w i t h a b l u d g e o n o f t y p i c a l Wearnesque p r o s e .

I n t h e f i e l d o f o r i g i n a l l i t e r a r y c o m p o s i t i o n , t h e v e r y b o n e s e f P h e a n i x , i t %ajg a s h o c k t o f i n d S e l b y Angus i n t e m p o r a r y (we h o p e ) r e t i r e m e n t . The r e s u l t i n g gap was p a r t l y f i l l e d b y a d i s ­j o i n t e d t h o u g h a m u s i n g s t o r y b y V e r e A t k i n s o n i n t s t y l e so t y p i c a l l y s t u d e n t - l i k e t h a t i t o f t e n p a r o d i e d i t s e l f . B u t e good d e a l o f gap s t i l l g a p e d . E q u a l l y s e l f c o n s c i o u s i n s t y l e , a n e n o n j n o u s a r t i c l e on J u d o came o f f v e r y w e l l , b e t t e r , .than t h e o p e n i n g o e u v r e , a p i e c e o f f r i p p e r y a b o u t R e c t o r s . A d e s c r i p t i v e i n c i d e n t a b o u t m o u n t a i n e e r i n g b y " J a d " gave me t h e i m p r e s s i o n t h a t t r i e * r i t e r was r e l i v i n g a v i v i d e x p e r i e n c e ; b u t I was u n a b l e t o s h a r e i t w i t h h i m i n s p i t e o f s u b t l e , b u t o v e r c o p i o u s , d e t a i l .

P h o e n i x s u f f e r s f r o m h i g h c o s t s , f r o m ..the o b l i g a t i o n t o p r i n t a , l o t o f r o u t i n e f a c t , f r o m s t u d e n t a p a t h y , p e r h a p s e v e n f r o m t h e p r e s e n c e o f F E L I X , w h i c h e x h a u s t s t h e l i t e r a r y c a p a c i t y o f a number p f p o t e n t i a l c o n t r i b u t o r s . I t i s s u b j e c t t o e x t r a o r d i n a r y d e l a y s , l i k e t h a t w h i c h made t h e i s s u e u n d e r r e v i e w a p p e a r a t t h e end o f t e r m i n s t e a d o f a t t h e b e g i n n i n g , t o l o s e i n c o n s e ­quence t h e m a j o r p a r t o f a v a l u a b l e " f r e s h e r " m a r k e t . P h o e n i x i s d o d d e r i n g . May superhuman i n s p i r a t i o n f a l l on t h e p o o r d e v i l s who r u n i t !

SATURDAY, J a n 2 4 t h . The I m p e r i a l C o l l e g e D a n c i n g C l u b A n n u a l Dance w i l l be h e l d a t I.C.U. f r o m 8.00 p.m. E v e n i n g D r e s s o p t i o n a l . T i c k e t s 10/-d o u b l e , i n c l u d i n g B u f f e t . MONDAY, J a n 2 6 t h . C. & G. R a d i o S o c . D r . E.G. P l e s s e y o f t h e D.S.I.R. R a d i o R e s e a r c h , S l o u g h , w i l l s p e a k o n " R a d i o a n d N a v i g a t i o n a l A i d s " . TUESDAY, J a n 2 7 t h . P r o f . D.M.Newitt (Chem. E n g . D e p t . , I . C . ) w i l l g i v e t h e f i r s t o f t h r e e l e c t u r e s a t t h e R o y a l I n s t i t u t i o n o n " E x p e r i m e n t i n g a t H i g h P r e s s u r e s " , a t 5.15 p.m. THURSDAY, J a n 2 9 t h . 1.15 p.m. I . C . Mas. S o c . L u n c h H o u r r e c i t a l , C o u n c i l Room, C&G. V i o l i n a n d P i a n o S o n a t a s .

'5.30 p.m. C&G E n g i n e e r i n g S o c . B r i g . A.C.Hughes w i l l l e c t u r e o n "The E d u c a t i o n a n d T r a i n i n g o f E n g i n e e r s " . MONDAY, Feb 2 n d . C&G R a d i o S o c . A n n u a l e x h i b i t i o n o f home made e q u i p m e n t .

TUESDAY, F e b 3 r d . U.L.U. P h i l o s o p h i c a l S t u d y Grout). D r . G . J . W h i t r o w w i l l s p e a k o n t h e " P h i l o s o p h y o f M a t h e m a t i c s " a t 5.15 p.m. i n t h e U n i o n A s s e m b l y

THURSDAY, F e b 5 t h . A s t u d e n t p a p e r o n "Time a n d M o t i o n S t u d y " w i l l b e g i v e n b y G . H . S t a r m e r , Rofem 1 5 , C&G, a t 5.30 p.m. f o r t h e C&G E n g i n e e r i n g S o e .

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By some o b s c u r e c r i t e r i o n , , t h e o p e n i n g 'Mines' n i g h t was p r o n o u n c e d t o be "above t h e u s u a l s t a n - ' dard*; i t i s d e f i n i t e l y t r u e , h o w e v e r , t h a t t h e d i a l o g u e c o u l d a c t u a l l y . b e h e a r d a t t i m e s . The t h i r d n i g h t p r o d u c e d a n u n e x p e c t e d change, as t h e l e a d i n g ' l a d y , J u l i a n S t e r n , was i n d i s p o s e d . The s t a n d - i n J e a n Osborne c a r r i e d on v e r y w e l l , w i t h o c c a s i o n a l a i d f r o m SHW's b e s t f a l s e t t o t h r o u g h t h e w i n g s .

The p r o d u c t i o n was v e r y w e l l p l a n n e d and e x e c u ­t e d , a n d a l l t h e c h a r a c t e r s were w e l l i n t e r p r e t e d S p e c i a l m e n t i o n must be made o f t h e p o l i s h e d Lar'y F r e e l o v e and t h e f o p p i s h L o r d T r i n k e t t ( G u e s s who? J o h n H a r d i n g ' . ) . The c o s t u m e s were t r u e t o t h e 18 1 8 t h c e n t u r y a t m o s p h e r e ^ aridT t h e s t ^ g j * marag"e¥enT was e x c e l l e n t . ' T h e man i n c h a r g e , H a r r y Pakei","

once made a n i m p r o m p t u a p p e a r a n c e on t h e s t a g e o b v i o u s l y < t b a c k - r o o m boy who w a n t s t o g e t ahead l i i s h o w - b u s i n e s s . )

I n p l a y s o f t h i s n a t u r e , a l i t t l e o v e r a c t i n g i s a l w a y s welcome and t h e r e were some s c e n e s whioh^ ' d e l i g h t f u l l y b o r d e r e d on t h e f a r e i c a l . T h e d i a l o ­gue d i d n o t c a l l f o r a n y f i n e s s e and t h e r e w was n o t much on t h e s t a g e . T h e humour may appear s l o w t o an a u d i e n c e u s e d t o t h e m a c h i n e - g u n w i s e c r a c k ­i n g o f Bob Hope and Groucho M a r x , b u t i t must be remembered t h a t t h e p l a y W a S j w r i t t e n a t a t i m e vrtien p e o p l e had f a r more l e i s u r e . T h e r e i s no d o u b t w h a t e v e r t h a t t h e Dram Soc made t h e b e s t use o f m a t e r i a l a t t h e i r d i s p o s a l . They t o o k a c h a n c e on a r i s k y r e v i v a l and were s u c c e s s f u l e n ­t i r e l y due t o t h e i r . o w n m e r i t . W e l l done, boys'.

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R.C.S. c a u s e d a m i n o r s u r p r i s e by b e a t i n g G u i l d s 19-20 t o w i n t h e i n t e r - c o l l e g e c h a m p i o r s h i p w,hich i s h e l d i n c o n j u n c t i o n w i t h t h e U . I . Cham­p i o n s h i p . S e v e r a l M i n e r s w e r e s t i r r e d o u t o f t h e i r s u b t e r r a n e a n t u n n e l * by t h e e n t h u s i a s m o f t h e i r c a p t a i n , J a m e s , and t h e M i n e s f i e l d e d a team. L a c k o f t r a i n i n g t o l d , b u t i n s p i t e o f t h i s a e r a l l s n t e f f o r t was made.

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On t h e f i r s t day a p r e c e d e n t was s e t f o r l a t e a r r i v a l when as a " t r a i n i n g " w a l k t h r e e e n t h u s i a n t s w a l k e d o v e r Lh'andreth and t h e G a b l e s t o S c a f e l l F i k e . The r e t u r n j o u r n e y v.as c o m p l e t e d s l o w l y i n w i n t r y ::. o n l i g h t o v e r B l a c k S a i l P a s s and oni.i-th Gup.

n,ach day someone would" get up a t T "a.m. t o make b r e a k f a s t and so q u i t e e a r l y p a r t i e s o f 3 o r 4 would> s e t o f f i n a l l d i r e c t i o n s . The c l i m b s were m o s t l y h i g h up and so c o v e r e d i n snow and i c e . C o n s e q u e n t ^ as much h i l l w a l k i n g was done as r o c k c l i m b i n g .

New Year's Eve was c e l e b r a t e d i n t h e u s u a l way, but n e x t day t h e r e was a s l i g h t h a n g o v e r . T h i s was p u r g e d by an a s c e n t o f W h i t e l e s s P i k e . As t h e sum.iit was a p p r o a c h e d t h e w i n d became s t r o n g e r , t h e r a i n t u r n e d t o snow and t h e p a r t y e n t e r e d t h e c l o u d s . U n d e r t h e s e c o n d i t i o n s i t was d e c i d e d on an i m m e d i a t e d e s c e n t b u t s i x m a s o c h i s t s c o n t i n u e d a l o n g t h e r i d g e t o Grassmoor where t h e summit was f o u n d o n l y w i t h d i f f i c u l t y and n e a r l y m inus one p a i r o f b a g s .

The n e x t day b r o k e w i t h o u t a c l o u d i n t h e s k y . P a r t i e s s e t o f f by d i f f e r e n t r o u t e s w i t h G a b l e a s t h e g o a l . On t h e summit a w o n d e r f u l v i e w was b e h e l d o f snow c o v e r e d h i l l s a c r o s s t h e s e a ( A r r a n and J i . I r e l a n d p e r h a p s ) . A l a r g e p a r t y went t o f i n d "a p i e c e o f v e r t i o a l i t y " and h a v i n g r o u n d i t p r o g r e s s e d up i t r a t n e r s i o w i y , n o t • r e g a i n i n g t h e summit u n t i l 9 p.m. On t h e i r way flown t h e y were met by a r e s c u e p a r t y . However, t h e y d i d n ' t n e e d r e s c u i n g ' a n d t h e w a l k e r who was t o be r e s c u e d was n o t f o u n d - he had g o t h i m s e l f down i t t r a n s p i r e d - so e v e r y o n e , r e t u r n e d whence t h e y came.

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