How to pretend you know soccer. Useful tips for going to a World Cup party and not looking like an idiot. By: Devesh Khanal deveshdesign.com/blog
Aug 19, 2015
How to pretend you know soccer.Useful tips for going to a World Cup party and not looking like an idiot.
By: Devesh Khanal deveshdesign.com/blog
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“He should’ve crossed it!”
“Cross it!”“Cross the damn ball!”
Good things don’t happen on the sideline, they happen in front of the goal.
“He should’ve crossed it!”
“Cross it!”“Cross the damn ball!”
So when a player brings the ball up the sideline, yell “Cross it!”.
Good things don’t happen on the sideline, they happen in front of the goal.
“He should’ve crossed it!”
“Cross it!”“Cross the damn ball!”
So when a player brings the ball up the sideline, yell “Cross it!”.
Good things don’t happen on the sideline, they happen in front of the goal.
99% of the time you’ll be right and you’ll like a pro.
If your teammate passes it to you, you can’t be closer to their goal than everyone else
(non-goalie players) on their team. !
This is called being “offsides.”
“He should’ve crossed it!”
“Cross it!”“Cross the damn ball!”
So just say “Hmm…that looked awfully close to offsides there….”
“He should’ve crossed it!”
“Cross it!”“Cross the damn ball!”
99% of the time you’ll be right.
So just say “Hmm…that looked awfully close to offsides there….”
“He should’ve crossed it!”
“Cross it!”“Cross the damn ball!”
99% of the time you’ll be right.
Lively discussion will ensue.
So just say “Hmm…that looked awfully close to offsides there….”
“He should’ve crossed it!”
“Cross it!”“Cross the damn ball!”
99% of the time you’ll be right.
Lively discussion will ensue.
Discuss.
So just say “Hmm…that looked awfully close to offsides there….”
The rest of the world calls it “futbol” or “football”.
Let that accidentally slip from your mouth.
And see what happens.
Good luck.
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Photo CreditsFootball party: flickr.com/boltron/ FC stadium shot: flickr.com/photos/phirue/ Kid kicking: flickr.com/photos/celinesphotographer/ Ball in face: flickr.com/photos/zachstern/ Kid hands: flickr.com/photos/chipgriffin/ Goalie: flickr.com/photos/vegaseddie Cross: flickr.com/photos/radimersky/ Messi: flickr.com/photos/krister462/ Brazil fans: flickr.com/photos/peterfuchs Country colors: flickr.com/photos/franzlife/