How to Piss Off Your Pair at LAST Conference 2015

LAST Conference 18/09/2015

How toPiss off

YourPair

(Anti-)Strategiesto Get

Better Results

Bernd Schiffer

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Top 5: How to Piss Off Your Pair

5. Mr My Way

Interrupt every time your partner starts doing

something in a way other than how you'd do it.

or the Highway

4. The EraserOnce you wrestle the

keyboard away, delete your partner's last edit

immediately. Then do what you were thinking of instead.

3. The

Speak non-stop, mansplain, all the easy stuff, so your

partner never has a silence in which to speak, study

what you’re working on, or have a thought.

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NO, WAIT

LET ME MANSPLAIN…

Mansplainer

2. Mrs

Complain before your partner does something wrong. Create elaborate theories about their failings. Never forgive, never

forget.

Unforgivefullness

1. The A-Bomb

Suffer annoyances in silence until you just can't stand it any more, then blow up. For bonus points go red in face and

storm out without explanation.

Do The Opposite!

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