How to faint at next choir concert

Knock ‘em dead!

How to faint

during the next

choir concert

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Wear tight clothes.

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Avoid drinking water before the concert.

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Don’t eat

anything the

whole day.

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HEELS

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Locking your knees will

diminish circulation –

so do it!!”

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warning signs!

Seeing spots?Tunnel vision?

G e t r e a d y!

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Feel dizzy? Don’t sit down – you are

almost there!

Who is likely to faint at the next choir concert?

Who is likely to faint at the next choir concert?

Men over 65

Who is likely to faint at the next choir concert?

Any woman age 18-22.Men over 65

Who is likely to faint at the next choir concert?

Men over 65

Any woman

in our choir!